The Toy Butcher/Responses

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Voice pack

Takeover[]

▶️ Hi, I'm Pudge. Wanna play?
▶️ Time to make a few alterations.

Loadout[]

▶️ Who wants to play?
▶️ I'll spin a yarn for the ages.
▶️ Pudge is here! Just so ya know.
▶️ The toy butcher.
▶️ Made to order.
▶️ I feel fuzzy inside.
▶️ Heh, I'm just a big softie.
▶️ Hi, I'm Pudge, Wanna play?
▶️ I'm Pudge, pretty much.
▶️ Ever been hugged to death? Well, get ready.
▶️ New threads.
▶️ Just like in the story books.
▶️ Shine me buttons.
▶️ Ain't I adorable?

Entering battle[]

▶️ It's stuffy in here.
▶️ Who wants to play?
▶️ I'll spin a yarn for the ages.
▶️ Pudge is here! Just so ya know.
▶️ Pudge!
▶️ The toy butcher.
▶️ Made to order.
▶️ The patchwork man.
▶️ I feel all fuzzy inside.
▶️ u I feel all fuzzy inside.
▶️ Time to make a few alterations.
▶️ I ain't never felt like this before.
▶️ Heh, I'm just a big softie.
▶️ Hi, I'm Pudge, wanna play?
▶️ I'll cut a hole in your heart and crawl right inside.
▶️ Don't even think about running... without giving me a hug.
▶️ I'm Pudge, pretty much.
▶️ Ever been hugged to death? Well, get ready.
▶️ I'm a cuddle buddy.
▶️ Wanna be my cuddle buddy understudy?

Taunting[]

▶️ It's in the bag.
▶️ This one's in the bag if ya ask me.
▶️ It's in the bag and what's more in the bin besides.

30% chance

▶️ Why is everyone always on about the bag?
▶️ There was once a little bag and inside of this little bag was a great big battle of the Ancients.
▶️ I brought my own bag, wanna put this one in it?
▶️ I hope I don't get no lag, 'cause I think this one's in the bag.

Beginning battle[]

▶️ Ain't even started and I'm already stuffed.
▶️ Time to gather some materials.
▶️ To think of all the new friends I'll make along the way.
▶️ It's days like today make me feel like a real butcher.
▶️ Forgive me sins, but the battle begins.
▶️ Welcome to my playground.

Moving[]

6 seconds cooldown

▶️ Yes.
▶️ Ayyup.
▶️ Aye aye.
▶️ Right.
▶️ How about I jump?
▶️ Tadam tadi.
▶️ Aah.
▶️ Aah.
▶️ Right.
▶️ Right.
▶️ Whatever ya say.
▶️ Yeah.
▶️ Hmm, good idea.
▶️ Comin' through.
▶️ Where to.
▶️ What's up
▶️ I like it.
▶️ Do what now?
▶️ A bounce in me step.
▶️ Olly olly oxen free.
▶️ It'll be an adventure!
▶️ Just like in the story books.
▶️ Follow the bloody entrails.
▶️ I got a real light step.
▶️ Mind any puddles.
▶️ Uh huh.
▶️ Uh huh.
▶️ Ready for anything.
▶️ Now we're on it.
▶️ Catch me if you can.
▶️ Tons of fun on the run.
▶️ Groove on the move.
▶️ Fun's already begun.
▶️ All play, no decay.

Attacking[]

6 seconds cooldown

▶️ Don't mind if I do.
▶️ Ready for me?
▶️ Chop chop!
▶️ I keep my edges nice and sharp.
▶️ Gotta find somebody.
▶️ I like to be hugged.
▶️ Goodnight, bestie!
▶️ Snick snack.
▶️ Choppy choppy.
▶️ You got a loose thread there.
▶️ Can I tell you something?
▶️ Wanna know a secret?
▶️ What're your insides like?
▶️ I don't sharpen it, it just comes this way.
▶️ Afraid of little ol' me?
▶️ Ay, where you goin?
▶️ Pretty please?
▶️ Open up!
▶️ Here I come.
▶️ Pillow fight!
▶️ Scissor fight!
▶️ Wanna trade arms?
▶️ You need that leg?
▶️ Fill the kill.
▶️ Raaagh.
▶️ Aaagh.
▶️ One, two, through and through.
▶️ I can make it quick as you like.
▶️ u Haa!
▶️ u Haa!
▶️ u Yaah!
▶️ u Hoo!
▶️ u Hoah!
▶️ u Huah!
▶️ u Hyaah!
▶️ u Hrr aah!
▶️ u Haah!
▶️ u Eeaah!

Ordering a spell cast[]

Only when distance is at least 2x the cast range, 4 seconds cooldown

▶️ Well look at me.
▶️ I knew I could do it.
▶️ It never hurts to help.
▶️ It always helps to hurt.
▶️ It's a chain of pain.

Abilities[]

Meat Hook
Latching on enemy hero

▶️ Get over here!
▶️ Come to Pudge.
▶️ Play time!
▶️ Ha ha ha, come to Pudgy.
▶️ Why hello, friend.
▶️ Don't wanna be late.
▶️ Scuse me.
▶️ Wanna play?
▶️ Little chopper!
▶️ Guess who!
▶️ Guess who.
▶️ Oy, guess what.
▶️ Too slow.
▶️ Ha ha, your other left.
▶️ Tailor me!
▶️ Give me a hand and stuff.
▶️ Don't run from my feelings.
▶️ Weeeeee.
▶️ It's your lucky day!
▶️ Hooked ya!
▶️ By hook or by crook, but mainly by hook.

Latching on allied hero

▶️ 300 He he, hi.
▶️ 300 Got time to play?
▶️ 300 Did I do good?
▶️ 300 See? It don't have to hurt.
▶️ 300 Uh, did you want something?
▶️ 300 Don't worry, I'm your friend 'til the end.
▶️ 300 Get off me.

Latching on creep

▶️ What the.
▶️ What?
▶️ Oy.
▶️ Hey.
▶️ Silly creep.
▶️ Where did you come from?
▶️ Ooh.
▶️ Oops.
▶️ Not technically a miss.
▶️ Guess I should look before I hook.
▶️ Hey now.

Latching on a rune

▶️ Uuuh.
▶️ Uuuh.
▶️ Hi hi hi.
▶️ What the- Aah, hi.
▶️ Uuh, which one is it?
▶️ Gotcha!
▶️ A boot in a rune.

Latching on nothing

▶️ Practice makes perfect.
▶️ Well there could've been something there.
▶️ Huh? Why is it empty?
▶️ The effort counts.
▶️ Me tricked.
▶️ Let's see you do better with plush eyes!
▶️ Make adjustments and try again.
▶️ Maybe not enough heft.
▶️ Just about almost counts.
▶️ No use crying over missed hooks.
▶️ Call it a misconnection.
▶️ I thought we was friends.
▶️ Nothing there but air.
▶️ Aaargh!
▶️ Blargh!
▶️ Naargh!
▶️ Naaah!
▶️ Rrah!
▶️ Naaah!
▶️ Rrah!
▶️ Mraah!
▶️ Raargh!
▶️ Would ya- Oh aargh, drash.
▶️ Hey!

Rot
Upon toggling on

▶️ 10 Safe and fun for everyone.
▶️ 10 Smells just like candy.
▶️ 10 Breathe it in.
▶️ 10 It's just me insides. Won't hurt too much.
▶️ 10 Made just for you.
▶️ 10 What, don't you like it?
▶️ 10 Heh heh, yup that's me.
▶️ 10 Who needs regulations?
▶️ 10 I wasn't built to last forever.
▶️ 10 Sniff a whiff of this swell smell.

Flesh Heap
Upon leveling

▶️ Packin' a bit more stuffin'.
▶️ I can sew me-self.
▶️ Oh, 'nother stitch here and there.
▶️ I got all the padding.
▶️ Little more stuffin' for the puffin'

Dismember
On cast, enemy target

▶️ I got all the hugs you need.
▶️ Some disassembly required.
▶️ Seam ripper, ha ha haa!
▶️ Who wants hugs?
▶️ Free hugs!
▶️ I can do this all day!
▶️ Get some!
▶️ Don't miss out.
▶️ I'm a tickle monster!
▶️ I could just squeeze you to bits.
▶️ Fresh... meat? Ew.
▶️ Why is it so squishy?
▶️ It's my favorite game.
▶️ I'll tear you to pieces.
▶️ Well, whadaya know?
▶️ Quit wriggling.
▶️ For crying out loud.
▶️ Let's get a look in ya.
▶️ Just what are you made of anyway?
▶️ Rip ya apart!
▶️ Your insides are all weird.
▶️ What kinda stuffin' is this?
▶️ Now ya know what we feel like.
▶️ Wonder what it's made of.
▶️ I can use some of this.
▶️ I can make a better version of this.
▶️ Heh heh heh heh heh heh heeh.
▶️ Eeeh heh heh heh heh heh heeh.
▶️ Hi hi hi hi hi hi ha ha ha ha.
▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha haah.
▶️ Heeh he heh.
▶️ Heh heh heh heeh.
▶️ u I been waiting for a friend like you.
▶️ I been waiting for a friend like you.

Casting on a specific enemy
30% chance

▶️ r I always wanted a pet bug.
▶️ r I always wanted a pet fish.
▶️ r I always wanted a pet prisoner.
▶️ r I always wanted a pet guardian.
▶️ r I always wanted a pet singer.
▶️ r I always wanted a pet cow.
▶️ r I always wanted a pet can.
▶️ r I always wanted an action figure.
▶️ r I always wanted a pet pirate.
▶️ r I always wanted something crazier than cats.
▶️ r I always wanted a pet sacrifice.
▶️ r I always wanted a pet demon.
▶️ r I always wanted a pet faerie.
▶️ r I always wanted a pet slug.
▶️ r I always wanted a pet light ball.
▶️ r I always wanted a pet nightmare.
▶️ r I always wanted a pet walrus.
▶️ r I always wanted a pet monkey.
▶️ r I always wanted a pet idiot.
▶️ r I always wanted a stinky pet.
▶️ r I always wanted a guilty pet.
▶️ r I always wanted a dumb two-headed pet.
▶️ r I always wanted a pet fundamental.
▶️ r I always wanted a pet grandpa.
▶️ r I always wanted a pet brat.
▶️ r I always wanted a pet tree.
▶️ r I always wanted a pet cat.
▶️ r I always wanted a pet lush.
▶️ r I always wanted a pet to play fetch with.
▶️ r I always wanted a pet scientist.
▶️ r I always wanted a pet queen.
▶️ r I always wanted a pet pilot.
▶️ u I always wanted a pet... whatever you are.

On cast, allied target
30% chance

▶️ r Get in my belly.
▶️ r Hi hi, better make some room.
▶️ r Nice and comfy in there I bet.
▶️ r Relax, take a nap.
▶️ r Wipe your feet!
▶️ r No smokin', please.
▶️ r Body hug.
▶️ r Ain't too smelly in this belly.

Killing enemy
30% chance

▶️ We'll put you back together better than ever.
▶️ Relax, it's just a game.
▶️ Where's the stuffin? This ain't right.
▶️ Come the grips with how I rips.
▶️ Who put this thing together?
▶️ How did you like to get stuffed?

Leveling up[]

▶️ More buttons.
▶️ Shine me buttons.
▶️ Reseamed with golden thread.
▶️ That's how you know we're having fun.
▶️ Does this mean I'm a real butcher?
▶️ I got it sewn up in no time.
▶️ Everyone loves me.
▶️ With new and improved kungfu grip.
▶️ I'm softer than ever!
▶️ Who can say no to this face?
▶️ We already have a winner in the battle of the cutest.
▶️ Ain't I adorable?
▶️ I got me whole life ahead of me.
▶️ There's even more?
▶️ Good thing I upgrade me-self.
▶️ And they called it pie in the sky.
▶️ Mm nom nom nom nom nom nom.

Killing an enemy[]

▶️ I always wanted a pet like you.
▶️ Well, ain't that cute?
▶️ Bein' overdramatic, ain't ya?
▶️ Do ya even know how to play this game?
▶️ Don't worry, I'll sew ya up real good.
▶️ Time for some improvements.
▶️ All your stuffin' fell out.
▶️ I'll cut you quite a figure.
▶️ Ain't I a doll.
▶️ Gonna need a lot of gromits to fix this one.
▶️ Enough hemming and hawing.
▶️ How do you like my needle work?
▶️ Friends 'till the end.
▶️ This is the end, friend.
▶️ Like somethin' out of a fairy tale.
▶️ Why can't we be friends?
▶️ I prefer hugs, truth be told.
▶️ There's more to life than the thrill of the kill.
▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haah.
▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha hah ha ha haah.
▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha ha haah ha ha ha ha.
▶️ Oooh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho.
▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha haah.
▶️ Heh he he he he he.
▶️ Haah ha ha ha ha hah.
▶️ Eh ha hah ha hah.
▶️ Eh ha ha ha haa.
▶️ Ooh ho ho ho hoo.
▶️ Eh ha ha ha ha haah.
▶️ Heh ha ha ha ha ha haah.
▶️ Hm ha ha ha ha ha haah.
▶️ Ha ha ha ha haa.
▶️ Ha ha ha ha.
▶️ Tadam tadi.

Killing a specific enemy
35% chance

▶️ r You don't seem the playful type.
▶️ r Good think I ain't got a squeaker.

25% chance

▶️ r Nice horsey.
▶️ r Making gold's obviously overrated.
▶️ r Well don't look like soft cream if you don't want tasting!
▶️ r You must have a messed up childhood.
▶️ r Go and play with yourself.
▶️ r We'll call that Goodkind's last yarn.
▶️ r Nightmares are just really exciting dreams.
▶️ r Sorry, Batrider. You seemed the playful type.
▶️ r All this fur will come in handy.
▶️ r I told ya, I got no blood.
▶️ r Sorry, Bounty Hunter. I thought you were a cat.
▶️ r Ya know how long it takes to get beer smell out?
▶️ r Oh, these quills will do nicely.
▶️ r Makes me wonder about me own mum.
▶️ r If only I could figure out how to harvest this thread.
▶️ r Glue's a really important part of my process, Centaur, so thanks.
▶️ r I thought I hit the horsey jackpot, but chaos glue just won't hold.
▶️ r I can't be compelled Chen, I do what I wanna.
▶️ r Go away, go away!
▶️ r Scoop the insides out and you got a nice little puppet.
▶️ r Before ya go, can you make me a snowman?
▶️ r Shows you what brains are worth.
▶️ r I'm the rarest toy there is. Hands off!
▶️ r You make a great plush, bright colors and all.
▶️ r Somethin' bout this feels wrong, but she was trying to kill me.
▶️ r Electric toys? Never heard of such a thing.
▶️ r See where that doom and gloom attitude get ya?
▶️ r You saw the flames, it was 'im or me.
▶️ r I'm also a therapist.
▶️ r You and me aren't so different. Except you're broken.
▶️ r Scissors beats rock today!
▶️ r Flames! Why is it always got to be flames?
▶️ r You can't make me like you!
▶️ r Can you even believe you got beat by a toy?
▶️ r Eeh, before you go, what does color taste like you think?
▶️ r Let me teach you a little something about arts and crafts.
▶️ r Oh man, it's broken. I really wanted to try this thing.
▶️ r You been pissin' me off all day.
▶️ r I hooked runes before, so I guess this shouldn't surprise me.
▶️ r I can handle the entitled ones, but you're on another level.
▶️ r Sorry, it was lose-lose for me, or lose-lose for you.
▶️ r Guess you were just playing at being a swordsman, heh heh heh heh.
▶️ r Make way for the younger generation.
▶️ r Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, ha ha ha ha, now you try. Oh.
▶️ r Take that, bossy boots!
▶️ r I'll make you have fun if it kills ya. Oh, it did.
▶️ r You died happy. Or at least with a smile on his face. Or maybe that was his grimace.
▶️ r I just got my first taste of life, you ain't taking it!
▶️ r Is anyone not on fire in this stupid place?
▶️ r If only you'd learned to lighten up, Lion. No one likes extremists.
▶️ r Are teddy bears a thing in these parts? All the rage where I come from. Yours has seen better days though.
▶️ r Keep your claws to yerself, kitty!
▶️ r For the last time, I'm not a chew toy!
▶️ r I could've been useful! That's what you get for not even giving me a chance.
▶️ r We'll.. blame this on Zeus.
▶️ r Pitiable and all, but what can be done?
▶️ r I haven't been here that long, but you got a reputation. Well, you had one.
▶️ r What can I say, cats like me, but I don't like cats.
▶️ r Guess we've different meanings for mischief.
▶️ r I'm just ruined! Well not as bad as you, but still.
▶️ r That's what you get for trying to prove yourself to the ungrateful.
▶️ r Ooh, I got sap all over me shears.
▶️ r Some folk just ain't worth a quip.
▶️ r I'm the king of scary bedtime stories.
▶️ r You think a few pin pricks are gonna hurt me?
▶️ r I guess playtime's over.
▶️ r I don't know much about gods, Omniknight, but I don't think yours is working.
▶️ r Before you die, am I ever get to Quoidge?
▶️ r Oh wow, that was a scary death rattle. It almost sounded like he was trying to say something important.
▶️ r I thought he was a puppet. Sure looked like one.
▶️ r Just think, in another reality, you're not maladjusted at all!
▶️ r That's what you get for always getting me hopes up.
▶️ r Nothing to like about you, Phoenix.
▶️ r What's wrong? Don't like my games, Puck?
▶️ r What a foul little brat, and I've met a few.
▶️ r This is a family establishment!
▶️ r Just shut up, Razor. No one understands what you are talking about.
▶️ r Hard world out here. All you kids forced to grow up so darn fast.
▶️ r You can run from the truth, but not from me hook.
▶️ r I'll never gonna get the sand out of me stuffin. Time for some scrap huntin'.
▶️ r Look, I know a thing or two about piecemeal construction, and you did a terrible job. Just hideous.
▶️ r Has a demon ever had an honest friendship? It always seemed transactional.
▶️ r Stuffed chicken's hilarious and all, but enough is enough.
▶️ r I'll be seen and heard.
▶️ r Let me guess, all your favorite toys were educational.
▶️ r Reminds me of a rubber ducky.
▶️ r Guess all you needed was some tough love.
▶️ r All I ever wanted was a cookie.
▶️ r What's wrong? Gun jammed? Heh heh heh.
▶️ r I speak the universal language of hugs.
▶️ r Nothing is gonna kill this smile.
▶️ r I was just trying to separate ya.
▶️ r Hah haah, that was a fun game. Wanna try again?
▶️ r The right tool for cuttin' is scissors, not some silly sword.
▶️ r Demons. Got no use for 'em.
▶️ r It's gonna take me all day to dry out.
▶️ r I'm not the one who made you like this, Rizzrack. Well, I made you dead but you know what I mean.
▶️ r You shot a hole right through me, jerk.
▶️ r What's a rock gonna do to me? Don't matter how big.
▶️ r If you woulda just let me have a climb, we woulda been alright!
▶️ u Who's a cranky pants?
▶️ r Who's a cranky pants?
▶️ r Heh heh, sorry Tusk, some bar fights get me a bit rowdy.
▶️ r Who hurt you anyway, Underlord?
▶️ r Maybe I don't fit in anywhere.
▶️ r We're not the same at all!
▶️ r Don't worry, Ursa, I won't hurt the cub, we'll have grand ol' time.
▶️ r I thought all you needed was a hug. Well, I guess this is the only way.
▶️ r I don't work like normal folks, snake face.
▶️ r My opposable thumbs may be fake, but at least I got 'em.
▶️ r Didn't think the likes of you took much interest in constructs.
▶️ r Well, Inai does rhyme with "die".
▶️ r That demon isn't your toy, Warlock, no matter what you've trained it to believe.
▶️ r I woulda thought we'd be the best of friends, Weaver. What gives?
▶️ r I overcame a traumatic birth, too. Sorry I had to kill ya.
▶️ r If readin's so much fun, what ya doing out here?
▶️ r I'm taking over the playful-yet-strangely-murderous space.
▶️ r I ain't got no bones.
▶️ r It's your fault Mars is like that, ya know.
▶️ r Shouldn't ya be hiding in some tree anyway?
▶️ u I like my work better, thank you very much.
▶️ u We coulda been a great team.
▶️ u Ya know a lot of people are afraid of birds. Don't make no sense.

First Blood

▶️ First blood! Hi hi, I'm good at this.
▶️ First blood! Oops, it soaked me stuffin'.
▶️ First blood! Squishy.
▶️ First blood! Ya like it?
▶️ First blood! So starts the flood.

Meeting an ally[]

During earlygame, within 1000 radius

▶️ r Good doggo!

30% chance

▶️ r I can make a horsey, Abaddon, just... need a few parts.
▶️ r Isn't it nice to have a friend?
▶️ r What do you mean you don't hear any bells?
▶️ r I know a lonely child when I see one, Anti-Mage! Come here.
▶️ r You look stressed, wanna give a squeeze?
▶️ r I don't worry about stains, Axe. Everything is replacable.
▶️ r Why the long face, Bane?
▶️ r Wow, mister, that's a real nice bat.
▶️ r I can make friends, but not like you, Beastmaster.
▶️ r We make a great team, cause I don't even tempt ya.
▶️ r I wish you looked for me sometimes, Bounty Hunter.
▶️ r Probably shouldn't have more than a thimble full.
▶️ r Never seen a talking pin cushion.
▶️ r Are you me mum? You don't look like me mum.
▶️ r Just wait 'til they see me in the arena, Centaur.
▶️ r Why so serious, Chaos Knight?
▶️ r You look like a sourpuss, Chen.
▶️ r Don't get too close, Clinkz. Fire hazard.
▶️ r Ever tried soft armor, Clockwerk?
▶️ r Wanna play, Rylai? I don't mind the cold.
▶️ r Ya know a lot about war, Dark Seer, but what about fun?
▶️ r Everything you say sounds real neat, Mireska.
▶️ r Did you see any toys in the Nothl Realm, Dazzle?
▶️ r Tell me a out your childhood, Death Prophet.
▶️ r Wow, where did you get them sparks, Disruptor?
▶️ r You look like you need a hug, Doom.
▶️ r I made a dragon friend once. Burned himself up. Real shame.
▶️ r All you needed was some better toys, Drow, and you'd be just fine now.
▶️ r Some of the best toys are made of rocks, ya know.
▶️ r Hey, Earthshaker, I just thought of a real neat game. Wanna play?
▶️ r Come here, Elder Titan, give me a hug.
▶️ r Sorry, Xin, nothing personal, but I'll stay over here.
▶️ r I'm pretty charming me-self, Enchantress.
▶️ r I can make copies, Enigma, but it takes a lot longer than that.
▶️ r What kind of toys they got in Claszureme anyway?
▶️ r Oh, Grimstroke, perfect. Could you paint a little spot right here?
▶️ r Can I try that, Gyrocopter? Looks real neat.
▶️ r I'm not supposed to play with the pyro-inclined.
▶️ r Bleep bloop bloop bleep.
▶️ r Embrace your inner child, Invoker, you'll thank me.
▶️ r So what happens if you breathe into each other's mouths, Jakiro?
▶️ r People who wear masks are the coolest!
▶️ r So what happened to the Isle of Masks anyway? Did someone take their mask off?
▶️ r I'll trade you this piece of a river bark for your horsey.
▶️ r You're in luck, Kunkka. Playing pirate's one of my favorite games.
▶️ r Even your games seem like work, Tresdin. What gives?
▶️ r You know how to dance, Leshrac, but seem to hate fun. What's wrong anyway?
▶️ r Why do I give a feelin' that smile of yours ain't a good thing?
▶️ r We should find you a chew toy, Lifestealer.
▶️ r Heh heh heh, guess I'll have to hope you're friendly fire.
▶️ r Lighten up a bit, Lion, you might live longer.
▶️ r That bear of yours gives me a great idea!
▶️ r Sorry, Nova, you had your chances. Third strike, you're out.
▶️ r Ya know how many fairy tales feature wolves, Lycan? A lot. Feels unfair to me.
▶️ r I heard you might have need of my services, Magnus.
▶️ r Let me guess, Mars, your first toy was a real spear.
▶️ r I know it's not much, Medusa, but have a hug.
▶️ r You're hilarious, Meepo, don't know why everyone hates you.
▶️ r Alright, Sagan, I'll give you another chance. But no claws this time!
▶️ r Oh! Oh! turn into me next, Wukong!
▶️ r Try not to splash me too much, Morphling, takes all day to dry.
▶️ r Ya know any lullabies, Naga?
▶️ r Can you show me how to make the trees grow, Prophet?
▶️ r Who hurt you, Necrophos? It had to be something real bad.
▶️ r Wanna go scare some folks, Night Stalker?
▶️ r I like bugs!
▶️ r You can squeeze me tight as you like, Ogre, won't hurt me none.
▶️ r I'm guessing your parents didn't allow toys in the household, am I right, Omniknight?
▶️ r Tell me, Oracle, am I ever gonna be a real butcher?
▶️ r Yours is a culture devoid of fun, OD.
▶️ r Ah yeah! Pango! Let's roll!
▶️ r Everyone needs a friend sometimes, Mortred. Especially you lonely assassin types.
▶️ r I had a fishing pole once, Azwraith, heh... uuh don't know what happened to it.
▶️ r You're real cute and all, Phoenix, but I ought to be careful.
▶️ r Take me to this Undertree, Puck. Sounds wonderful.
▶️ r I always said toys could forge destinies. Now I got proof.
▶️ r Any of your games a bit more G-rated, your highness?
▶️ r Someone told me you're a cheater, Razor. Whadaya say to that?
▶️ r Sure, I'll play hide and seek, Riki, but you gotta give me an advantage.
▶️ r How'd you get so real, Rubick?
▶️ r You almost had me fooled, Rubick. Heh heh heh heh heeh.
▶️ r So, what can you tell me about castle building techniques, Sand King?
▶️ r You're not fun at all, Shadow Demon.
▶️ r We're just one letter from bestie, Shadow Fiend.
▶️ r You don't have to be all alone, Shadow Shaman, I'm right here.
▶️ r Wanna play a game, Silencer? Who can hold their breath longer?
▶️ r Never seen someone could fly be so ornery.
▶️ r Have you seen my rubber ducky, Slardar? I can't find it.
▶️ r What do I have to stop that prison game of yours anyway, Slark?
▶️ r I've been a very good boy, miss Snapfire. Can I have those cookies now?
▶️ r You shoot something, Sniper, and I'll stuff it.
▶️ r I'm sorry, miss, I didn't come up in a bilingual household.
▶️ r You're not from around here, but we can still be friends, Spirit Breaker.
▶️ r I got all the power I need, Storm Spirit, but thanks.
▶️ r Whose toy did you play with as a little one, Sven?
▶️ r I like the game, Techies, but what sort of buried treasure you talking about?
▶️ r We don't got much in common, but how 'bout friends for a day?
▶️ r Don't know what to say to demons. Our touchstones are just so far apart.
▶️ r Can I make a likeness of you, Tidehunter? I think you'd be just perfect.
▶️ r What you need, Rizzrack, is a good time, to take your mind off things.
▶️ r You're not so different from my maker. Well, you're still alive, that's one thing.
▶️ r Let's play airplane, Tiny, it's my turn!
▶️ r Wanna make a fort, Treant?
▶️ r I would play with you, Troll, but you seem like the sort that don't like to share.
▶️ r Okay, Tusk, how's about you start your snowball at the top of a real big hill?
▶️ r All work and no play makes Vrogros a dull boy.
▶️ r You're confusing me with me namesake, Undying, but it's nice to meet ya.
▶️ r I'm real good with cubs, Ursa, just sayin'.
▶️ r I bet your sister was a real brat growing up, eh, Venge?
▶️ r Whoever thinks about poison, Venomancer? Lighten up, some things are just for fun.
▶️ r Are there craftmakers in your kind, Viper? I'm trying to imagine it, but it ain't easy.
▶️ r Well, since we won't be meeting any other way, Visage, I'll just say, how do ya do?
▶️ r Purple is a grand color. Really underappreciated if you ask me.
▶️ r Can your pet come out and play, Warlock? He's more fun than you.
▶️ r Wanna join me craft club, Weaver? It's just getting started.
▶️ r I made a little sail boat once, but it didn't blow anywhere. Think you can help, Windranger?
▶️ r Books ain't toys, Auroth, what's wrong with you?
▶️ r Never been sick a day in my life, Witch Doctor. Wanna know me secret?
▶️ r Tell me about your father, Ostarion. I get the feeling he was a real piece of work.
▶️ r Eh, no thanks, Zeus. Your game's a bit too weird for me.
▶️ r I thought you were already stuffed.
▶️ u Is it okay if I borrow some supplies from your workshop?
▶️ u I drew up some plans for some special operations. Wanna have a look?
▶️ u You can't have any of me stuffin', no matter what ya need it for.

3% chance'

▶️ r I saw you and Mars, what's that about?

Last hitting[]

60 seconds cooldown

▶️ Material costs.
▶️ Wonder how much gold's inside me.
▶️ Not what I'm after, but it'll help.
▶️ That's not stuffing.
▶️ Just a snap.
▶️ Oh, lovely.
▶️ A haberdasher's delight
▶️ Yes!
▶️ He died having fun.
▶️ So that's what they're made of.
▶️ How many's that?
▶️ Just drop it in me pocket.
▶️ Dead ahead.
▶️ Yes!
▶️ Yes!
▶️ Absolutely!
▶️ I like it!
▶️ Yee-es.

13th last hit

▶️ Just like a real butcher.
▶️ I can almost count this high.

Denying[]

Requires visible enemy player within 1000 radius, 60 seconds cooldown

▶️ Denied!
▶️ Denied!
▶️ Heh heh heh, denied.
▶️ Heh heh heh heh, denied.
▶️ I don't like to call people losers.
▶️ Oh, did you want one?
▶️ He was my special little friend.
▶️ They grow up and die so fast.
▶️ Never!
▶️ Quit playin' around.
▶️ I don't make the rules.
▶️ Just a bit selfish.
▶️ I didn't think you'd get it.
▶️ Sharing is caring.
▶️ Don't think, don't even blink.
▶️ Deny your supply.
▶️ Snip your supply lines.
▶️ That's a deny.
▶️ Snip snip, ha ha ha ha haah.
▶️ How's that work?
▶️ Get stuffed.
▶️ u No.
▶️ No.
▶️ Nah.
▶️ u Nah.
▶️ Nope.
▶️ Nope.
▶️ Uh-uh.
▶️ None for me, thanks.
▶️ Say nope to hope.
▶️ Snick a snack.
▶️ Snip snip.
▶️ Snip snap.

Acquiring an item[]

▶️ That's a lot of buttons.
▶️ Do you take buttons?
▶️ Got any softies, or just the hard ones?
▶️ I can make me own, but who's got the time?
▶️ Ah, it's beautiful.
▶️ All for me?
▶️ All told, that's a lot of gold.

Acquiring a specific item

▶️ Blink Dagger!
▶️ Blinking reminds me of a bedtime story.
▶️ r Uuh, scepter.
▶️ r Let me clear out a bit of stuffing.
▶️ r Design to malign.
▶️ r A divine design.
▶️ r Hood of Defiance.
▶️ r Vanguard.
▶️ r Force Staff.
▶️ r Heart of Tarrasque.
▶️ r Shiva's Guard.
▶️ r Urn of Shadows.
▶️ r Pipe of Insight.
▶️ r Scythe of Vyse.
▶️ r Linken's Sphere
▶️ r Dagon.
▶️ r Divine Scepter.
▶️ r Orchid Malevolence.
▶️ r Satanic.
▶️ r Bloodthorn.
▶️ r Octarine Core.
▶️ r Mjollnir.
▶️ r Assault Cuirass.
▶️ r Abyssal Blade.
▶️ r Basher.
▶️ r Radiance.
▶️ r Eye of Skadi.
▶️ r Divine Rapier.
▶️ r Refresher Orb.
▶️ r Butterfly.
▶️ r Hand of Midas.
▶️ r Manta Style.
▶️ r Daedalus.
▶️ r Desolator.
▶️ r Diffusal Blade.
▶️ r Echo Sabre.
▶️ r Shadow Blade.
▶️ r Silver Edge.
▶️ r Heaven's Halberd.
▶️ r Monkey King Bar.
▶️ r Black King Bar.
▶️ r Gem of True Sight.
▶️ r I'll cherish it forever and never let it go.
▶️ r I'll take such good care of it.
▶️ r Sange and Yasha.
▶️ r That's more than a thimble full.
▶️ r Nullifier.
▶️ r Spirit Vessel.
▶️ r Oh, that's gonna stick to me.
▶️ r Anyone got some mint?
▶️ r Meteor Hammer.
▶️ r Aether Lens.
▶️ r I'll make such a racket.
▶️ r Aeon Disk.
▶️ r Nothing like a good bedtime story.
▶️ r I could read this one again and again.
▶️ r Blade Mail.
▶️ r Pucky hugs!
▶️ Immortality!
▶️ Ain't I immortal already?
▶️ What a neat toy.
▶️ Immortality for extra brutality!

Dying[]

▶️ I fall to pieces.
▶️ Unraveled.
▶️ They pulled my last thread.
▶️ Someone stitch me up?
▶️ My stuffing's all pulled out.
▶️ Stuff you..
▶️ I was only playin' around..
▶️ Anyone got a needle?
▶️ Where's the lord's sewer when you need one?
▶️ You can't kill me, I don't think..
▶️ Well I be darned.
▶️ What kind of game is this?
▶️ I'll be back.
▶️ Hook... ya later.
▶️ No one wants to play with me...
▶️ The rest is silence.
▶️ Why... can I die?

Dying to a specific hero

▶️ Hi hi, snipped me own thread.
▶️ We had fun though, did we?
▶️ Hi hi, I couldn't help it.
▶️ My game, my rules.
▶️ Ooopsie!
▶️ I'm all tough, no bluff!

Respawning[]

▶️ By my buttons!
▶️ I... remember things.
▶️ Remade to order.
▶️ Well I been darned.
▶️ Oh, I felt that one.
▶️ Good as new.
▶️ New threads.
▶️ Reassembled in no time.
▶️ Well, pull my cord.
▶️ Hi, I'm Pudge, wanna- Oh wait, didn't I?...
▶️ Back from the great toy bin in the sky.
▶️ Told ya I couldn't die!
▶️ Rife with new life!

Reincarnating

▶️ I brought extra parts.
▶️ Let's play that one again.
▶️ Let's play that one again.

Bottling Runes[]

▶️ I'll play with you later.
▶️ Better not spill it.

Activating runes[]

Arcane Rune

▶️ 300 Arcane power!

30% chance

▶️ r Hi hi, that tickles.
▶️ r I feel like I can do anything.
▶️ r Arcane in the membrane.
▶️ u Arcane in the membrane.

Bounty Rune

▶️ 300 Bounty!
▶️ 300 Bounty!

30% chance

▶️ r Shiny!
▶️ r Nice little bauble.
▶️ r A bit of gold to hold.

Double Damage Rune

▶️ Double damage!

25% chance

▶️ r Double stuffed!
▶️ r Gonna squish'em all to death.
▶️ r Trouble all the double.

Haste Rune

▶️ Haste

30% chance

▶️ I'm a sewing machine!
▶️ My insides are on fire.
▶️ Haste ain't making own waste.

Illusion Rune

▶️ Illusion!

30% chance

▶️ r I knew there were more of me!
▶️ r Hi, Pudge and Pudge, wanna be friends?
▶️ r Three of me makes me as happy as I can be.

Invisibility Rune

▶️ Invisibility!

30% chance

▶️ Oh, but I look so good.
▶️ I can play on the way.
▶️ Invisibility for extra hostility.

Regeneration Rune

▶️ Regeneration!

25% chance

▶️ Nice refurb.
▶️ Mending without the minding.
▶️ Regeneration alteration.

Ability on cooldown[]

First attempt within 10 seconds

▶️ Not yet.
▶️ u Not yet.
▶️ I'm not ready yet.
▶️ u I'm not ready yet.
▶️ It's not ready.
▶️ u It's not ready.
▶️ I'm not ready already.

Second attempt within 10 seconds

▶️ Not yet.
▶️ u Not yet.
▶️ I'm not ready yet.
▶️ u I'm not ready yet.
▶️ It's not ready.
▶️ u It's not ready.
▶️ I'm not ready already.

Third and more attempts within 10 seconds

▶️ Not yet!
▶️ u Not yet!
▶️ I'm not ready yet!
▶️ u I'm not ready yet!
▶️ It's not ready!
▶️ u It's not ready!
▶️ I'm not ready already!

Not enough mana[]

First attempt within 10 seconds

▶️ No mana.
▶️ Need mana.
▶️ Not enough mana.
▶️ Gonna need mana.

Second attempt within 10 seconds

▶️ No mana.
▶️ Need mana.
▶️ Not enough mana.
▶️ Gonna need mana.

Third and more attempts within 10 seconds

▶️ No mana!
▶️ Need mana!
▶️ Not enough mana!
▶️ Gonna need mana!

Taking damage[]

3 seconds cooldown

▶️ Gah!
▶️ Argh!
▶️ Gyah!
▶️ Rrh!
▶️ Ah!
▶️ Rh!

25% chance

▶️ I'm under attack!
▶️ I'm under attack!
▶️ They're after me stuffin'!
▶️ Wait, you can't hurt me!

Selecting[]

5 consecutive clicks on the hero
These are monologues, their lines always play in the same order. Which monologue gets chosen is random
1st monologue

▶️ On my way to Quoidge
▶️ Place I've never been
▶️ It'll take a lenghty voyage
▶️ Before I meet my kin
▶️ But here's a little secret, I can let you in
▶️ I hope that when I see 'em, I can keep my head
▶️ Truth be told, I'm right nervous, they won't consider me undead

2nd monologue

▶️ Whenever I throw me hook
▶️ There's no need for me to fear
▶️ I don't even have to look
▶️ I know my friend will soon be here
▶️ A scissored smile wide from the ear to ear
▶️ We'll play and play throughout the day
▶️ At least wise 'til they fade away

3rd monologue

▶️ They call me the toy butcher
▶️ The fat don't bother much
▶️ I feel a need to hook ya
▶️ And have your guts for lunch
▶️ Now before you get suspicious, let me beat you to the punch
▶️ I came to play, I don't mean no harm
▶️ I just can't help but have me eye on your lovely lovely left arm

4th monologue

▶️ The story of me birth
▶️ Is not pleasant to behold
▶️ Such tales, devoid of mirth
▶️ Should never be retold
▶️ There was a child of both high blood and wealth
▶️ Left abandoned to her own estate
▶️ With not the servants to care about her health
▶️ It would not be fair to call her wickedness innate
▶️ She heard the tales from lands far away
▶️ Of one they called by Pudge
▶️ A monster immune to all decay
▶️ Against whom death, ain't got no grudge
▶️ And lucky enough for this little girl
▶️ Money and power make all the difference in the world

5th monologue

▶️ They summoned an enchanter from Weeping Rose
▶️ Though the journey would take months
▶️ The girl's wishes were disclosed
▶️ And the design would start at once
▶️ With no restraints or words of caution
▶️ The girl's plans flew with quite a clip
▶️ Guided by stories of a never rotten
▶️ My final patterns were resolved with a scissor's snip
▶️ So when the enchanter at last at Krimwohl arrived
▶️ The required vessel was well ahead prepared
▶️ From the Pudge source tidbit, arcane makings were derived
▶️ For not a single one amongst the lot had the wisdom to be scared
▶️ I can tell you true of heart, I want only a hug, and smile to greet
▶️ But if you bring the Pudge doll to life, don't be surprised when you end up... Fresh meat!

Non-monologue lines

▶️ Wanna snuggle?
▶️ Feelin' lonely?
▶️ I'm your best friend.
▶️ I'm proud of ya, y'know.
▶️ Give yerself a pat on the back, just for me.
▶️ Carry your head high, mate.
▶️ Throwing hooks is a lot like life. Sometimes you blind-hook their carry to death, and sometimes you have a Ravage-ready Tidehunter.