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Takeover

▶️ Wooo--eeee!
▶️ Beadie n' Mortimer!

Loadout

▶️ Snapfire!
▶️ Beadie n' Mortimer!
▶️ Locked n' loaded.
▶️ Smells like a battle's cookin.
▶️ Perfect. I've got baking to do!
▶️ Who wants some battle biscuits?
▶️ I love the smell of black powder in the morning.
▶️ Name's Beatrix. But my friends call me Beadie.
▶️ Time to point and click.
▶️ Wait'll they get a load of me.
▶️ Powder ain't magic. It's art.
▶️ You looking for cookin tips, violence, or both?

Drafting

Picked

▶️ Yeee-haw!

Banned

▶️ Oh, stuff it.

Entering battle

▶️ Snapfire!
▶️ Snapfire!
▶️ Beadie n' Mortimer!
▶️ Beadie n' Mortimer!
▶️ Locked n' loaded.
▶️ Smells like a battle's cookin.
▶️ Perfect. I've got baking to do!
▶️ It's cookie time.
▶️ It's cookie time.
▶️ Who wants some battle biscuits?
▶️ Hold yer lizards, already. I'm here.
▶️ I love the smell of black powder in the morning.
▶️ What can I say? Guns are fun!
▶️ I just make it look easy.
▶️ Name's Beatrix. But my friends call me Beadie.
▶️ Looks like we're just in time, Mortimer.
▶️ I'm Beadie. N' this here's Mortimer. Nothing fancy. Just here to kill some time and if we can manage, some people.
▶️ You tell 'em Snapfire's comin! And hell's comin with me!
▶️ Now where'd I set that bazooka...
▶️ These old bones can tell when a fight's comin.
▶️ Up 'n at 'em, Mortimer!
▶️ Time to point and click.
▶️ Wait'll they get a load of me.
▶️ Powder ain't magic. It's art.
▶️ You looking for cookin tips, violence, or both?
▶️ Yeee-haw!
▶️ Wooo--eeee!
▶️ Oooh. Something smells good.
▶️ A demon in the kitchen!
▶️ I'll cook up something to fill yer belly up or blow yer head clean off.
▶️ I believe ya' heard of me.
▶️ This ain't my first rodeo, but might be your last.
▶️ Beadie and Mortimer. We're kind of a package deal.
▶️ Don't think cuz I'm here that I ain't got better things to do.
▶️ Beatrix Snapfire and the always charming Mortimer.
▶️ I'd just as soon draw a bead on ya as spit.
▶️ I ain't ornery, I'm experienced!
▶️ Arms for sale. Cash up front and character references required.
▶️ You need something blowed up or gunned down, you came to the right place.
▶️ Sometimes the deadliest weapons come in surprising packages.
▶️ When Mortimer's around, you're all playing second fiddle.

Taunting

▶️ Tag 'em n' bag 'em!
▶️ This little hootenany's in the gol'darned bag!

15% chance

▶️ Some people are starting to get mighty preachy when talking about the bag. So I'm not gonna do that. But if I were, you could rest assured, that these here proceedings, are absolutely in the bag--which has furthermore been stashed in a lockbox and buried in a secret cave!

Beginning battle

▶️ Battle's about to start. Hehe. This should be good.
▶️ I usually try to outwit my foes, but gunning 'em down's just as good.
▶️ Time to scratch that itch on my trigger finger.
▶️ Who's making that gol-darn racket? Don't make me pull out my piece!

5% chance

▶️ Listen. Just cuz I turned over a new leaf doesn't mean I don't like killing people who really deserve it.

1% chance

▶️ Do this right and everything else is water under the bridge. Dust along the trail. And some other thing that's all said and done.

Moving

6 seconds cooldown

▶️ Let's ride.
▶️ Mortimer'll get us there.
▶️ Run n' gun.
▶️ Artillery on the move.
▶️ r Cross lots.
▶️ Movin.
▶️ Four legs a-churnin.
▶️ I'll mosey on over.
▶️ Time to git.
▶️ Git along.
▶️ Which way, Mortimer?
▶️ This way, Mortimer.
▶️ r Sometimes he goes where he wanna.
▶️ Nice n' easy.
▶️ Four by four.
▶️ Don't need roads.
▶️ Oh, we'll get there.
▶️ Water in the gulch.
▶️ Giddyup.
▶️ Hyah!
▶️ Tch Tch
▶️ Wup!
▶️ Wait along.
▶️ Grab the apple.
▶️ Sure.
▶️ You bet.
▶️ Well heeled.
▶️ 240 Pick-back style.
▶️ I could mosey.
▶️ On the dusty trail.
▶️ I reckon.
▶️ In the powder game.
▶️ To pay dirt.
▶️ In for it.
▶️ Let's have a look-see.
▶️ Makin' tracks.
▶️ On the shoot.
▶️ Lickety Split.
▶️ On the prod.
▶️ Take the back way.
▶️ By the by...
▶️ Packin' iron.
▶️ I'll enjoy the ride.
▶️ Should we hurry?
▶️ He'll find his way.
▶️ Sure as a gun.

15% chance

▶️ r I'll bake a tray on the way.
▶️ r This ain't no hayride!
▶️ r Look at his waddle!

Moving at less than 20% health

▶️ Let's ride.
▶️ Mortimer'll get us there.
▶️ Run n' gun.
▶️ Artillery on the move.
▶️ Cross lots.
▶️ Movin.
▶️ Four legs a-churnin.
▶️ I'll mosey on over.
▶️ Time to git.
▶️ Git along.
▶️ u ...I'm an old gun haaaand...
▶️ r Sometimes he goes where he wanna.
▶️ Giddyup.
▶️ Hyah!
▶️ Tch Tch
▶️ Wup!
▶️ Wait along.
▶️ Sure.
▶️ You bet.
▶️ Well heeled.
▶️ 240 Pick-back style.
▶️ I could mosey.
▶️ On the dusty trail.
▶️ I reckon.
▶️ In the powder game.
▶️ To pay dirt.
▶️ In for it.
▶️ Let's have a look-see.
▶️ Makin' tracks.
▶️ On the shoot.
▶️ Lickety Split.
▶️ u This ain't no hayride!
▶️ On the prod.
▶️ Take the back way.
▶️ By the by...
▶️ Packin' iron.
▶️ u Look at his waddle!
▶️ I'll enjoy the ride.
▶️ Should we hurry?
▶️ He'll find his way.
▶️ u Sure as a gun.

40% chance

▶️ Which way, Mortimer?
▶️ This way, Mortimer.
▶️ Four by four.
▶️ Oh, we'll get there.

30% chance

▶️ Grab the apple.

20% chance

▶️ Don't need roads.
▶️ Water in the gulch.

10% chance

▶️ Nice n' easy.
▶️ r I'll bake a tray on the way.

Attacking

6 seconds cooldown

▶️ Guns blazing!
▶️ I got somethin for ya.
▶️ Eat this!
▶️ Arm yerself.
▶️ Barkin' irons!
▶️ Packin' powder.
▶️ You want a piece of me?
▶️ Git some!
▶️ Stir the pot.
▶️ Makin' peace.
▶️ Draw.
▶️ Crack shot.
▶️ Haha! Crack shot.
▶️ We'll see about that.
▶️ This is how I negotiate.
▶️ On a tear.
▶️ Reach for the skies.
▶️ Enough jack-jawin.
▶️ I let my irons do the talkin.
▶️ First a blast then a bite.
▶️ Draw a bead.
▶️ I'll make it quick.
▶️ As you like it

15% chance

▶️ r This is how your cookie crumbles.
▶️ r You gonna skin that smokewagon?
▶️ r Surrender and I'll give ya a treat.

Attacking at less than 20% health

▶️ Guns blazing!
▶️ I got somethin for ya.
▶️ Eat this!
▶️ Arm yerself.
▶️ Barkin' irons!
▶️ Packin' powder.
▶️ You want a piece of me?
▶️ Git some!
▶️ Stir the pot.
▶️ Makin' peace.
▶️ Draw.
▶️ Crack shot.
▶️ We'll see about that.
▶️ This is how I negotiate.
▶️ On a tear.
▶️ Reach for the skies.
▶️ This is how your cookie crumbles.
▶️ You gonna skin that smokewagon?
▶️ Enough jack-jawin.
▶️ I let my irons do the talkin.
▶️ First a blast then a bite.
▶️ Draw a bead.
▶️ I'll make it quick.
▶️ Surrender and I'll give ya a treat.
▶️ As you like it.

▶️ u Ha!
▶️ u Haaa!
▶️ u Haaa!
▶️ u Ha!
▶️ u Haya!
▶️ u Haaa!
▶️ u Hu ahh!
▶️ u Huuh!
▶️ u Haa!
▶️ u Ha!
▶️ u Ha!
▶️ u Uh!
▶️ u Uhh!
▶️ u Ha!
▶️ u Uh!
▶️ u Huh!
▶️ u Uhh!
▶️ u Hu!
▶️ u Uh!
▶️ u Uh!

Ordering a spell cast

▶️ 120 Do not make me climb down from here.
▶️ 120 Pray you only see my sweet side.
▶️ 120 You got another thing comin!
▶️ 120 Woooo!
▶️ 120 Ha ha ha haaa!
▶️ 120 Ah ha ha haa!
▶️ 120 Yeee haa!
▶️ 120 Ha haaa!
▶️ u Woo hooo!
▶️ 120 You ought not to done that.

Mid-game and onward

▶️ 120I'm your huckleberry.

Ordering a spell cast at less than 20% health

▶️ 120 Do not make me climb down from here.
▶️ 120 Pray you only see my sweet side.
▶️ 120 You got another thing comin!

Mid-game and onward

▶️ 120 I'm your huckleberry.

Abilities

Scatterblast
On cast, self

▶️ Blast ya' good!
▶️ Shotgunned!
▶️ Half-cocked!
▶️ Eat this!
▶️ Bushwacked!
▶️ Like my scattergun?
▶️ How's my aim?
▶️ Say hello to my little friend!
▶️ Brought somethin for you too.
▶️ With every barrel I got!
▶️ That one they call my big iron.
▶️ Aces!
▶️ This here's my boomstick!
▶️ Good for close quarters.
▶️ What a kick!
▶️ Get a load of this.
▶️ Whattaya need legs for?!
▶️ Slow down!

Firesnap Cookie
On cast, self

▶️ Snack attack!
▶️ Down the hatch.
▶️ He ain't sharin.
▶️ Here we go!
▶️ No crumbs!
▶️ Giddyup!
▶️ Giddyup!

25% chance

▶️ Don't mind if ya do, eh Mortimer?
▶️ Fighting's his favorite snacktivity.
▶️ He's a cookie combustion engine!
▶️ Steady on the hurricane deck.

On cast, allied hero

▶️ Catch!
▶️ I ain't lookin' fer feedback.
▶️ Gut bomb!
▶️ In ya go!
▶️ Eat up.
▶️ Forced feedin!
▶️ Break out the eatin' irons.

5% chance

▶️ The secret ingredient is explosions!
▶️ r The secret ingredient includes lizard spit.
▶️ r The secret ingredient probably won't hurt ya.
▶️ r The secret ingredient is a dang secret!
▶️ r The secret ingredient is nothing to worry about.
▶️ r The secret ingredient ain't easy to come by.
▶️ r The secret ingredient has been known to cause blindness.
▶️ r The secret ingredient is mostly inert at room temperature.
▶️ r The secret ingredient shouldn't be mixed with...certain things.
▶️ r The secret ingredient wouldn't be a secret if I told ya!
▶️ r The secret ingredient does have a fatal dose, but I'm careful.
▶️ r The secret ingredient might...pass through in a colorful fashion.
▶️ r The secret ingredient isn't lizard spit. That's the obvious ingredient!
▶️ 120 Try some. Make ya feel right as rain.

On cast, allied creep

▶️ 120 Gut bomb!
▶️ 120 In ya go!
▶️ 120 Eat up.
▶️ 120 Snack attack!

10% chance

▶️ 120 Forced feedin!

Upon landing, enemy hero hit
30% chance

▶️ 120 Bonanza!
▶️ 120 Cookie party!
▶️ 120 Guns n' cookies. Cookies n' guns.
▶️ 120 Surprise!
▶️ 120 Where you going?
▶️ 120 The real secret ingredient is pain.
▶️ 120 That hit the spot!

Upon landing, nothing hit
20% chance

▶️ 120 No harm done.
▶️ 120 That'll wrinkle your spine.
▶️ 120 Ah, quit yer yammerin.
▶️ 120 Still fills the belly.
▶️ 120 They can't all be whompers.
▶️ 120 Puts some pep in your step!

1% chance

▶️ r A cookie for its own sake tastes just as sweet.

Lil' Shredder
On cast

▶️ Ah ha ha ha hahahahaha!
▶️ Ah ha ha ha!
▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha hah heh!
▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha hahaha!
▶️ Welcome to bullet hell!
▶️ Welcome to bullet hell!
▶️ Smoking hot!
▶️ Smoking hot!
▶️ Have a belly full!
▶️ Eat lead.
▶️ Meet the equalizer!
▶️ Where ya gonna run?!
▶️ Where ya gonna run?!
▶️ Tracer fire!
▶️ Here's the real shredder.
▶️ You'll get what's comin' to ya!
▶️ Time to show you some manners!
▶️ Hardly seems fair.
▶️ You asked for it!
▶️ That's some good sass!
▶️ Drop dead!
▶️ Beg for mercy!
▶️ Bleed me a river!
▶️ Eh ha ha ha!
▶️ Eh he he hee hee!
▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha haaa!
▶️ Ahh ha ha ha ha ha haaa!
▶️ Te hee ha ha ha!
▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha!
▶️ Eh he he he he he!
▶️ Oh ho ho ho ho ho!
▶️ He he he he heh!
▶️ Eh heh heh heh heh!
▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
▶️ He he heh heh heh!

On kill

▶️ I can see right through ya!
▶️ I made that bullet myself. And the gun too, of course.
▶️ Ha ha ha ha haa!
▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Mortimer Kisses
On cast

▶️ Let 'em have it, Mortimer!
▶️ Bombs away!
▶️ Fire in the hole!
▶️ A warm hello to ya!
▶️ Incoming!
▶️ Give 'em hell!
▶️ Snot rocket! Ahahaha!
▶️ Lizard loogies!
▶️ Hawk 'em up, Mortimer!
▶️ Let 'er rip!
▶️ Hold still a sec!
▶️ Right...about...there!
▶️ Death from above!
▶️ Mortimer's got his own treats to share.
▶️ Save room for desert!
▶️ Baked with love in the fires of his belly!
▶️ It's certainly one way to die!
▶️ Don't look up!
▶️ It burns AND it's disgusting!
▶️ Always helpful in a pinch.
▶️ That's my boy!
▶️ Hahaha

On stop

▶️ u Misfire!
▶️ u Aim's a bit off.
▶️ u Cease fire!
▶️ u Hol' up!
▶️ u Cancel that!
▶️ u Oh ho, not THAT way, Mortimer.
▶️ u Woah! Woah, boy! Not yet!
▶️ u Haha, gettin' ahead of ourselves.
▶️ u Fetch up, Mortimer.
▶️ u Hang fire.
▶️ u Ho!

On kill

▶️ r This'll sap some of their starch.
▶️ r Fat's in the fire. It's too late for you.

Leveling up

▶️ Oooh hoo hoo. Nice!
▶️ Yeah! That's the stuff!
▶️ High Calibur!
▶️ Goes to show you can't know everything!
▶️ By hook or by crook!
▶️ Aged to perfection.
▶️ Never too old to learn something new!
▶️ That puts some shine on it.
▶️ Looks like we're going whole hog, Mortimer.
▶️ r No, you don't get two cookies every time now, Mortimer. One will suffice.
▶️ Trigger finger's itchin...
▶️ Always did it the right way. MY way.

Killing an enemy

▶️ The sun'll bleach yer bones!
▶️ Hehe! Buzzard bait!
▶️ I ain't THAT old!
▶️ No one's afraid of an old lady. Till it's too damn late.
▶️ I've seen road kill with more guts n you.
▶️ Ah, quit yer bellyachin.
▶️ I'll stop gloatin' when you start bloatin!
▶️ I said GIT!
▶️ I ain't really a people person!
▶️ Looks like it's twelve oh one.
▶️ I've seen bluehorns die better.
▶️ How many notches is that, Mortimer?
▶️ No help for it.
▶️ Dead meat.
▶️ Damn, I'm good.
▶️ Sooner or later, gonna cut you down.
▶️ Boomtown!
▶️ Ca-click. BOOM! Ahaha!
▶️ We'll call that hash settled.
▶️ There you ain't.
▶️ Plenty more where that came from!
▶️ This land ain't big enough for the two of us.
▶️ Next time, don't be afraid to leave your friends to die.
▶️ Next time, try and be more aware of your surroundings.
▶️ Next time, don't get confused as to which target needs killing.
▶️ Next time, try and work together with your team a little bit.
▶️ Next time, figure out which team I'm on and join that one.
▶️ Oops. Yeah, you're leakin' purty good.
▶️ r Ah ha ha ha ha!
▶️ r Oh ho ho hoho!
▶️ r Ah ha ha ha ha!
▶️ r Ahh ha ha ha!
▶️ r Hoo hoo hoo ah ha ha!
▶️ r Eh he ha ha!
▶️ r Eh he he he heh!
▶️ r Eh heh heh heh heh!
▶️ r Eh heh heh heh!
▶️ r Hee hee hee hee!
▶️ r Eh he heh!
▶️ r Mmhmmhmm!
▶️ Don't you sass me.
▶️ This takes me back to my days as a road agent...
▶️ They call that the Snapfire special!
▶️ I'll not be held responsible for gross incompetence on your part.
▶️ Suck iron!
▶️ Eat lizard chips.
▶️ You might be surprised how far a little kindness can go.

Killing a specific enemy
25% chance

▶️ r Not even a body... just a stinky old cloak!
▶️ r Just like always. Caught sitting there with a cork in your hand.
▶️ r What's the matter, Razzil? Take me for a biddy?
▶️ r Nothing personal, ice cube. I'd have welcomed you just the same.
▶️ r That's the problem with youngins. One catastrophe and they think life's over!
▶️ r This's as good an end as you could hope for, Anti-Mage...
▶️ r I think your story's fulla holes. Just like you.
▶️ r Ho ho, dearie! You get yourself so worked up!
▶️ r I've got more practical fears at my age!
▶️ r I'm a lucid dreamer!
▶️ r Got enough leather now for a new pair of chaps.
▶️ r Heard we got a lot in common. I don't see it.
▶️ r I told you, he's with me willingly!
▶️ r There's a difference between being a hermit and being feral.
▶️ r Leaping lizards! Did you see the teeth on that thing?
▶️ r Bit off more'n you could chew, bloodboy!
▶️ r You couldn't track a thunderhide through snow.
▶️ r There ain't a bounty killer alive who can bring me in.
▶️ r I'll take a good brandy before bed, but a drink in battle'll always be your last.
▶️ r Oh, we work through the meanest hides.
▶️ r Now for the hard part: how do get this damn web off?
▶️ r Do I look like some buckle bunny to you?
▶️ r I told ya not to get your back up about it.
▶️ r All your purty horses are dead now.
▶️ r Comes right down to it, you weren't a bad enough dude.
▶️ r Was that your big plan, creep wrangler?
▶️ r Your mount looks happier dead.
▶️ r You're a real hard case, but maybe this is just what you need.
▶️ r Surprised my bullets even found purchase.
▶️ r There's a reason your ancestors made watches instead of guns!
▶️ r I know a dyed in the wool killer when I see one.
▶️ r Well she died warm at least.
▶️ r This isn't cuz you're different. It's cuz you're insufferable.
▶️ r Burn that little cage again for good measure, Mortimer.
▶️ r She kinda reminds me of myself. Except I never got killed by an old lady.
▶️ r What was his name? Razzle? No...that warn't it.
▶️ r I heard you're one of the weirdos who gets off on this. Well, enjoy!
▶️ r You've been waiting a while for this, so: What do you want on your tombstone?
▶️ r That lizard can't hold a candle to Mortimer.
▶️ r Wherever there's real, tangible evil in the world, it'll be my pleasure to shoot it.
▶️ r Truth is, I just got sick of your shtick.
▶️ r Shoulda stayed in your hotroll this morning, Davion.
▶️ r Ooh, rawr, I'm a dragon. Hehehe.
▶️ r I'll excuse your manners on account of cultural differences. But nobody shoots my lizard.
▶️ r Now your core temperture matches that icey personality.
▶️ r I never did the earth no harm. Till now anyway.
▶️ r You can't shoot without hitting a stupid talking rock around here.
▶️ r As far as earthquakes go, I'm underwhelmed.
▶️ r Something about that don't feel right. Oh well!
▶️ r This... is not how I expected today to go...
▶️ r My wick's still burning. Yours flickered out.
▶️ r Oh didn't you know explosions can also put fires out?
▶️ r I won't eat you, dear. But Mortimer might.
▶️ r Good, bad...I'm the gal with the gun.
▶️ r He didn't understand the gravity of the situation. Ahahahaha!
▶️ r We'll bury him in a black hole, am I right?! Sorry...couldn't resist...
▶️ r Usually I time my draw off the look in their eyes. So, yeah, this one was tough.
▶️ r I wonder what sort might call this one kin...
▶️ r We'd have called you Grumstroke where I grew up.
▶️ r Is that paint or--oh, nope. It's your blood.
▶️ r I got a dead fogey on my six!
▶️ r Shoulda stayed retired, old man.
▶️ r Been working out those table muscles, eh Aurel?
▶️ r I'm quick n' your dead, flyboy.
▶️ r You pulled the tail on the wrong hog.
▶️ r You seemed like a lovely ball of light, but Beadie's got a job to do.
▶️ r Don't you bleep that bloop at me.
▶️ r You high-falutin wizards are all the same. Useless in a real fight.
▶️ r Is this one notch or two? Eh, we'll go with one. It's just for fun anyway.
▶️ r The good news is we can separate ya now without danger. The bad news is you're both already dead.
▶️ r Another swordsman falls to ol' rackatee.
▶️ r You rode in the wrong rodeo, Ezalor.
▶️ r Turns out you're a one-horse talent.
▶️ r Just a bit above yer bend, ya salty lagger!
▶️ r In another lifetime, we coulda been fast friends. But here...I might forget you by tomorrow.
▶️ r Thought you might be up to snuff. Oh well.
▶️ r A no-count life ends in a no-count death.
▶️ r Want a cookie, Leshrac? Obviously I'm joking.
▶️ r Tryin' to be a wise-apple, eh? Well where'd that get ya?
▶️ r He looked dead already when I met him, but I made extra sure.
▶️ r Eat lizard chips, toothy! I got plenty to spare.
▶️ r I stole one back for the good guys. Well, good-ish.
▶️ r If you're gonna set about messing with me, best bring backup.
▶️ r Is your sister gonna thank me for this or put a price on my head?
▶️ r The world's better off shed of the likes of you.
▶️ r Darn. I was hoping for a bearskin blanket.
▶️ r I was thinking of just shootin' out the other eye. This seemed less cruel.
▶️ r I told ya to high tail it. You didn't listen.
▶️ r Not the first aquaintance I've had to kill. Hardly even the first today!
▶️ r Well you sure showed all those other dogs how to die.
▶️ r You were always gonna come out on the short end of the horn.
▶️ r I'm a little too tired for quips. I hope you understand.
▶️ r Time someone gave you a proper lacing.
▶️ r Godkiller has a nice ring to it, don't ya think?
▶️ r No way, no how, sister.
▶️ r No need to wake snakes on my account. I'll be out of your hair in a snap.
▶️ r This's what happens to high-graders in the Outlands.
▶️ r THAT's finishing school where I come from.
▶️ r There was a time I'd take ya for all yer worth, Princess. Today I'll just kill ya.
▶️ r Someone had to fix that leaky mouth of yours.
▶️ r You obviously haven't heard of me. Guess I been gone too long...
▶️ r Good thing I brought my slicker.
▶️ r Send this old boy up the flume.
▶️ r That's some dull music, sister.
▶️ r What's all that hellabaloo?!
▶️ r You set about me n' mine and this is what's coming to ya.
▶️ r Grew a bit too big for your grassy britches.
▶️ r At this age, pussbag? I'm immune.
▶️ r The benefits of a fortified diet.
▶️ r Rooster's crowin!
▶️ r Guess it's high noon after all.
▶️ r Why you skulking about, scuttlebug?
▶️ r Funny. My dictionary has a very different definition of assassin.
▶️ r Lady luck finally came to her senses.
▶️ r Nary-a-one left breathing.
▶️ r If your god sent you to me, I'm your hellfire.
▶️ r I don't need to slag on a pathetic dead man. Life already did the brunt of that work.
▶️ r I'm sure you won this one in your dreams, Oracle.
▶️ r You couldn't tell durana dung from honey.
▶️ r Tell the truth, I'm not even sure he's really dead. What if he's pan-dimensional?
▶️ r We gonna fight, Donte? Or you just gonna sit there battin' yer eyes?
▶️ r And so you die, sword and pistol by your side...
▶️ r Thought I was an easy mark till ya found a peck of trouble!
▶️ r I'll take a hold-out pistol over a boot knife any day.
▶️ r You're not gonna fob off this time, Lancer.
▶️ r Just a hay seed when all's said and done.
▶️ r If ya rise, I'll just shoot ya again.
▶️ r I've heard of a shooting star, but not shooting A star...
▶️ r Did we get it, or is it just playin dead?
▶️ r Had to time that shot juuust right.
▶️ r The buzzards won't touch this one.
▶️ r Pitch a fit all ya like. I've got the resolve to outlast ya.
▶️ r Some shootings are accidental. This was not one of 'em.
▶️ r Don't get persnickity with me, Queenie.
▶️ r I'm not so easily distracted by a bit of flesh.
▶️ r Sky a copper to the riverman, Razor. Though your kind might pass for free...
▶️ r Even without a discernable face you looked like a smug ass.
▶️ r You couldn't track a thunderhide in the snow!
▶️ r Keep that hocus pocus to yourself, whippersnapper!
▶️ r Most learned folks have the common sense to leave me be.
▶️ r Air already tastes a little less gritty.
▶️ r This is what comes of raisin' sand around me, crabby.
▶️ r Leave off the corpse, Mortimer. We're after more'n a dime's worth of dogmeat.
▶️ r This one was mean nuff to take a bite off a bushrattler.
▶️ r Not a soul'll mourn ya.
▶️ r This sure feels like justice.
▶️ r I heard you were all snake oil. But you had some real skill.
▶️ r I don't take kindly to shackles.
▶️ r My irons only stay quiet for so long. Eventually they always go off.
▶️ r That one had too much mustard on him for anyone's liking.
▶️ r Easier'n shooting skeet.
▶️ r Plenty of time for pining when you're dead!
▶️ r I suppose dumpin ya in the dirt would be an insult...
▶️ r Sorry to leave you out of sorts, but I've got bigger talking fish to fry.
▶️ r Papa taught me how to fish from a young age: with dynamite!
▶️ r I'm a reformed outlaw and you're a dead one. Go figure.
▶️ r Shoulda kept six beans in the wheel, Kardel.
▶️ r Never could outgun me. But it took some brass to try the long-spoon.
▶️ r Lookin' for a dance partner?
▶️ r Guess that settles that. Loser.
▶️ r Look, I didn't even know ya. But your allegiance said you had to die.
▶️ r Were those last words hard to follow for anyone else?
▶️ r He had the worst case of the trots I've ever seen.
▶️ r Never cared for prairie oysters myself...
▶️ r It ain't about who's fastest. It's about who keeps the level head.
▶️ r Zip zap. Bang bang. End of story.
▶️ r It'll take more than an oversized apple peeler to bring me down.
▶️ r I knew that armor would wear down eventually.
▶️ r You diseased maniacs!
▶️ r Ya always were off your nut!
▶️ r You weren't so bad. I've seen fools kill for less.
▶️ r Your books got an answer for that?
▶️ r If a life setence didn't take, we'll have to try death.
▶️ r This is the best possible outcome for everyone but you.
▶️ r Careful, Tidehunter. Sometimes you hook a snapper on the line.
▶️ r Can ya swim in dirt?
▶️ r You don't have the starch.
▶️ r Don't go gettin' sentimental on me.
▶️ r Heard you were after my whereabouts... How's that coming along?
▶️ r Always hate to lose a friend!
▶️ r I guess it's a bit much to expect a talking rock to be clever...
▶️ r Those were some dangerous ricochets!
▶️ r Feel the iron bite!
▶️ r From the forest itself!
▶️ r I've met your kind before, Troll. I try to be nice, but it always ends the same.
▶️ r Sometimes you gotta feed the trolls to the worms...
▶️ r You made a strong go of it. Not much more to ask.
▶️ r I can't believe you'd punch me right in my spectacles.
▶️ r I'll shoot ya as many times as it takes.
▶️ r What comes up, must be put down.
▶️ r Gotta remember: aim for the head!
▶️ r I must say, for a dead man, he was a helluva dancer.
▶️ r I'm always loaded for bear.
▶️ r You're gonna hibernate juuust a mite longer than planned.
▶️ r You're the girl that idiot was going on about?
▶️ r I'd say get over yourself, but striking a deal with a god is probably past the narcissist's point of no return.
▶️ r My, that's rank. Don't step in it, Mortimer.
▶️ r Might be we could sell this corpse as a specimen...
▶️ r Snake's are flying now?!
▶️ r Hmm. Should see if there's a reward.
▶️ r Mighty big buzzard!
▶️ r You woke up the wrong passenger, flappy.
▶️ r Hard to stay one step ahead of a bullet.
▶️ r Crawl back to whatever hole you spawned from.
▶️ r Stick to your funny papers and leave the fighting to those with the taste for it.
▶️ r Wizards and wiseacres, the lot of ya.
▶️ r Not the first bug on my boot heel.
▶️ r Crunchy!
▶️ r Yeah, I guess you could call what you do shootin...
▶️ r I gave ya a fair shake. Not my fault you're shooting all antiquated like.
▶️ r Fly as high as you want. Mortimer likes the challenge.
▶️ r Fire in the skies!
▶️ r I steer clear of doctors. Key to my longevity!
▶️ r Stay away from me, sawbones!
▶️ r The way I hear tell, you fashion yourself a bad man...
▶️ r I got bullets for days.
▶️ r The old ways are gone, geezer!
▶️ r Looks like us mortals got the upper hand.
▶️ r Quiet as a dead mouse.
▶️ r Guess your mettle don't match your steel.
▶️ u That's for takin' advantage of Mortimer!
▶️ u Got no use for a varmint what can't be trained!
▶️ u Where's those blueprints?

25% chance, during early-mid game

▶️ r So much for that business opportunity!
▶️ r I'm told all this is your fault, fishbowl!
▶️ r Don't be too sad. That was a nice pirouette, honey!
▶️ r I heard a sayin' once-- Wait. I'm not gonna waste my breath on a rummy like you.
▶️ r Nothing Mortimer likes more'n rooting out a good sticker.
▶️ r I always liked creepy crawlies, mind you. Just couldn't abide your temperament.
▶️ r Say a prayer for the clockmaker's son.
▶️ r A lotta good your armor does against some shredders!
▶️ r Fine, I'll say it. I just didn't like the look of ya.
▶️ r I bet people make grave jokes to ya all the time. But I'll let you rest in peace.
▶️ r Shame. You were the only Oglodi who's not an ass...
▶️ r You think a magic talking rock would have better things to do than pick on little old me.
▶️ r A bit more study and ya coulda been a half wit!
▶️ r Nothing under that mask but an empty hole.
▶️ r What's the matter, Kunkka? Someone steal your rudder?
▶️ r Took a lot of salt to face off against me.
▶️ r I'd call this fair-to-middlin' results for your part.
▶️ r You seem to have a knack for taking it in the neck.
▶️ r That'll put ya up a tree. They got trees where you're from?
▶️ r Whew! That's a stench'll put ya off your feed.
▶️ r You invisible fools are all so careless.
▶️ r Could you imagine it? All those years ago, coming to this?

First Blood

▶️ First blood!
▶️ First blood! Always was a quick draw.
▶️ First blood! Say hello to my boomstick!
▶️ First blood! Haha. For a sec I thought I only winged 'em.
▶️ First blood? I think I'll go back for more!
▶️ First blood. Guess it's snack time already!

Meeting an ally

30% chance, during earlygame, within 1000 radius

▶️ r AH! Don't sneak up on me like that, Abbadon.
▶️ r You can't live on mist alone. Have a cookie.
▶️ r You go find your own creeps, Razzil! These ones 'r mine!
▶️ r Heya, Razzil. I heard how you got outta irons. Inspired!
▶️ r You really like to knock round with this loud mouth? You could do better, Mr Ogre.
▶️ r I wish I'd been here for your huuuge failure, Razzil. It must have been a sight to NOT see.
▶️ r Cookies n' cold cream go together just nice.
▶️ r Have you tried...talking with someone, Anti-Mage?
▶️ r A cookie won't bring back your lost ones. But there's a tiiiny chance it'll send ya to join em.
▶️ r You two make a lovely couple!
▶️ r To be honest, I didn't factor two of you into my bakin' plans.
▶️ r Oh, Axe, you big dumb brilliant idiot.
▶️ r Spin for your supper, Axe.
▶️ r Everyone's got a story to tell. I expect you're no different.
▶️ r You're like something outta the penny dreadfuls!
▶️ r Anything fun to lass today, Batrider?
▶️ r Now you wouldn't try to take my cookies without askin' would ya?
▶️ r I know you can appreciate the land-loping life.
▶️ r I don't think you feed cookies to birds, but try tellin them that!
▶️ r I heard you promisin' cookies, but I don't see an oven.
▶️ r I can help you fulfill that cookie order I was told you're making.
▶️ r At least you're not a contract killer like that one girl.
▶️ r Keep those light fingers away from my kit, sonny.
▶️ r Heard you were a bit of a lapper. Got any apple jack?
▶️ r A little water wouldn't kill ya!
▶️ r A bit of rough and tumble's always welcome in a fight.
▶️ r Mortimer better not catch your cold...
▶️ r Never had a brood myself...
▶️ r Haha! Oh, sorry. Just imagined a spider wearing boots.
▶️ r Huffin and stompin is not gonna make these babies bake faster.
▶️ r Look, you're gonna have to share amongst yourself.
▶️ r The only persuasion Mortimer needs is a good cookie or five!
▶️ r Listen. I'll share my recipe with you, but don't tell anyone till after I'm gone.
▶️ r I still carry one of your grandfather's timepieces. Quality workmanship!
▶️ r There's a shockingly high amount of trauma in the lives of Keen folk...
▶️ r It's gonna be hell digging your grave if ya die.
▶️ r A bit more sand to you than I figured, Rylai.
▶️ r Listen, Rylai. You can do anything you want to a sibling EXCEPT kill em.
▶️ r You look mighty familiar, pointy. We met before?
▶️ r There's something about the shape of your head... I can't put my finger on it...
▶️ r I can always tell a firebug when I see 'em.
▶️ r You think you chose to be a guttersnipe instead of a merchant queen, but we'll see how it shakes out.
▶️ r Keep me alive and I'll keep cookin.
▶️ r I just don't get your philosophy, Death Prophet.
▶️ r Oooh, my hair's standin' on end!
▶️ r Hot damn. Ol' Scratch in the flesh.
▶️ r Did someone summon ya, or are you just free to come and go?
▶️ r So does it hurt real bad when you turn into a dragon? Cuz it looks like it does.
▶️ r Oh, you're quiet as a mouse, arent' ya.
▶️ r A strapping lad like you is always welcome on my side in a fight.
▶️ r I heard you wanna take a trip offworld. Sorry, I only know about the outlands.
▶️ r This crowd makes a girl feel young again!
▶️ r You could bake even without an oven!
▶️ r I saw a salt lick over yonder. Mortimer sure was happy.
▶️ r I know you can eat a cookie...but how? You know, on account of the no mouth thing...
▶️ r If ya got a mouth, you can eat. Cookie?
▶️ r A mouth is part of a face, so you're not entirely faceless...
▶️ r I'm somethin' of an artiste myself.
▶️ r Let's paint the town red, boyo!
▶️ r Finally got that old bucket in the air, huh Aurel?
▶️ r You're not gonna give me flack for my absence, are you Aurel?
▶️ r Blast, you kids are so dramatic these days. Not every little thing's life or death!
▶️ r Aren't you a bowl full a cherries with no pits.
▶️ r Mortimer loves meatballs, just so you know.
▶️ r I feel real sorry for folks without opposable thumbs.
▶️ r This here's the start of a real nice shindig.
▶️ r You come from purty country, Yurnero. But the folk there had beans for brains.
▶️ r Feel like some flap-jacks, Ezalor?
▶️ r Going my way pilgrim?
▶️ r I like a man with a little swagger in his step. Just so long as you ain't half seas over...
▶️ r I hear you're much set by amongst the Keen folk, but that don't mean much to me.
▶️ r I think we'll get along like gangbusters, dearie.
▶️ r You take that foul mood n' keep it to yourself, mister.
▶️ r You looked happy...from a distance.
▶️ r You've been through the mill a time or two, eh Lich?
▶️ r Where do they dig these guys up?
▶️ r I don't know what your problem is Lifestealer but... Cookie?
▶️ r Aren't you a right firecracker!
▶️ r I like a bit of sass in my gang.
▶️ r My sister passed while I was away. Time'll get away from ya if you're not careful.
▶️ r The only way you're getting a cookie is if I see some real progress, mister.
▶️ r Just answer the question. Is the bear dead or ain't he?
▶️ r Ohh, such a cute kitty.
▶️ r Scourge? Is that you?! Oh, we had some times!
▶️ r Sometimes I like to bark at the moon. But I get the feeling yours is more of a compulsion...
▶️ r Here, Magnus, can you stir this for me?
▶️ r Aww, did your daddy make you mad, Mars? Have a cookie.
▶️ r Mars, you were bad a lot longer n' me and have been good a lot less. But, hey, we're both doing our best.
▶️ r I'd call your look more distinguished than anything, Medusa.
▶️ r Think you can do something with my hair?
▶️ r What kind of skin game you runnin' here, Meepo?
▶️ r Ohh, he's beautiful. Aren't you lucky?
▶️ r That's a lovely battle tiara, dear.
▶️ r Good thing I learned to tune out prattlin' years ago.
▶️ r Can you move a bit that way, Morphling? You're making my bones hurt!
▶️ r Learn to live a little, Naga. It'll only kill ya if you let it.
▶️ r You're an odd stick, Naga. Why not just leave those debts behind?
▶️ r I don't share my nephew's prejudice, Prophet.
▶️ r I might deserve to lose, riding with the likes of you...
▶️ r You don't have a kind bone in your body. But that don't mean we can't put something sweet in there.
▶️ r You two are just adorable... I'm surprised you've lived this long!
▶️ r You some kind of sin-buster or something? Pretty busy round these parts.
▶️ r Never had much use for religion. But you pray all you like.
▶️ r Babble all you like, Oracle. Just don't ask for a nickel.
▶️ r I thought I'd been places...
▶️ r Oh, come on now. You're just stringing a whizzer on me.
▶️ r Aren't you a dashing young man... Have a cookie!
▶️ r What task you shirkin' today, Donte? There's always something...
▶️ r There are a lot easier ways to assassinate someone, dearie.
▶️ r I left all my folk behind too. Least yours think you're dead.
▶️ r You always know how to brighten up my day, firebird.
▶️ r Oh, playful! Mortimer likes that.
▶️ r I better get baking!
▶️ r Before you think of stealing a cookie, remember: I prefer capital over corporal punishment.
▶️ r You're certainly one of a kind, lassie. At least the world better hope so.
▶️ r If you feel at ease prancin' about in your unmentionables, I'm not stoppin ya.
▶️ r I don't hate you Razor, but I certainly don't like you either.
▶️ r Don't forget to wash behind your ears, Riki! I see that dirt.
▶️ r Why can't you copy your friend's spells, Rubick? Seems like that'd be even easier.
▶️ r They don't taste as good with sand in em, but unfortunately that is the most common way of eatin' em.
▶️ r Do you got a stomach in there, boney?
▶️ r So you eat souls... Are they sweet?
▶️ r What kind of chicanery's in store today, Shaman?
▶️ r Don't chew with your mouth open, Silencer.
▶️ r I gotta tell ya, birdman: Life moves pretty fast. Better fish or cut bait.
▶️ r I know carp like doughballs... Do you have a favorite snack?
▶️ r Figured you'd be on the dodge somewhere, Slark.
▶️ r There's flint needs fixin, Kardel.
▶️ r Never thought I'd have to pal on with you again, Kardel... Urgh.
▶️ r I was hopin' you'd cashed in your chips by now, Kardel...
▶️ r Got my war bag packed. You all ready?
▶️ r I know a lot your kin were hacked off with me. They still hold a grudge?
▶️ r You just take your time getting ready, darlin. We'll still be here when you're done.
▶️ r Don't make any rash decisions, Spirit Breaker. We play it cool.
▶️ r You here at your master's behest, or hitchin on your own hook these days?
▶️ r Hmm, maybe we could make some modifications to my oven.
▶️ r Someone said you can breathe under water. Is that true?
▶️ r How's the soup smell today, boys?
▶️ r You always were the clevery one, Spoony.
▶️ r I once crossed paths with a fella claimed to serve a hidden master. Maybe your predecessor?
▶️ r Well aren't you full of yourself.
▶️ r Never spent much time near the ocean.
▶️ r We really need to get you some help, Rizzrack. This has gone on too long...
▶️ r The first step is admitting you have a problem, Rizzrack. Can you do that?
▶️ r Oh, Rizzrack. You never understood why I couldn't stay. If you don't know by now, there's nothing to say.
▶️ r Of course I still love you. But I'll smack ya down when you get petulent.
▶️ r Boush! I didn't expect to light on you in these parts.
▶️ r How'd a coupla old rats like us end up here, Boush?
▶️ r Oh no, after you. Rolling boulders have right of way.
▶️ r I don't think they've got any of you lot in the Outlands. Least, those trees sure don't seem protected.
▶️ r Don't worry, Rizzrack's particular brand of psychosis does not run in the family.
▶️ r Friends with a troll? Not likely. But we don't gotta be friends to win this fight.
▶️ r Brewmaster's off paintin' his nose if you're looking for him.
▶️ r Out of the way, tubby!
▶️ r Air smells a bit gamey, eh?
▶️ r There a comfy little hidey hole around here somewhere?
▶️ r You're awfully pale, dear. Have you eaten?
▶️ r Didn't think any water moccasins were in these parts...
▶️ r I been to Jidi once. Wouldn't mind going back there...
▶️ r I try to not be prejudiced, but you don't set me at ease, Viper.
▶️ r I'm not questioning your intent, Visage...only your motivations.
▶️ r No one seems to know much about you. And your brothers sure are being tight-lipped.
▶️ r People are asking if I'm here with you, on account of our simultaneous arrivals... Please disabuse them of the notion!
▶️ r Got any pulps in there, Warlock? Good way to pass the time.
▶️ r Can I see that book? Mortimer's driving. I can read on the way!
▶️ r Must be nice to always have a do-over.
▶️ r So you wanna learn how to REALLY shoot?
▶️ r Oh, I just love your poetry, Auroth. Do one about Mortimer.
▶️ r Never held a high regard for sawbones, but can't argue they've saved my hide a time or two.
▶️ r Eh. Good...bad... I work with what I got, Ostarion.
▶️ r Are your godly standards really low, or are we moving up in the world?
▶️ r I saw your boy. He looks a lot better.
▶️ r You'd do best to stay on my sweet side.
▶️ u It's so nice to see young love.
▶️ u Well, now I've got a scapegoat.
▶️ u I suppose you and Mortimer can play together.
▶️ u So have you thought about adding some black powder to every design?
▶️ u Oh, you're so spry! Even in my best days I couldn't pull that off.

Meeting an enemy

Within 1000 radius
25% chance

▶️ r I see yer bread jerker bobbin'. You scared, Kardel?
▶️ r Sniper! I'm callin' you out!

25% chance, during early-mid game

▶️ r Still out here begging for change, Razzil?

Last hitting

60 seconds cooldown

▶️ Acquisitions!
▶️ Those 'r mine now.
▶️ Do what you love n' the money follows!
▶️ More for the chuckwagon.
▶️ Bullseye.
▶️ Fool's gold.
▶️ Target practice.
▶️ Shoot the shine off a penny.
▶️ I ain't even lookin!
▶️ Shoulda zagged!
▶️ Just a feeew more.
▶️ Hard money!
▶️ Nuff for a hot rock.
▶️ Ain't that a piece of pudding.
▶️ Put it in my pocket.
▶️ Pulling in the pieces.
▶️ Fine as gravy.
▶️ So it goes.
▶️ Nothin to nobody.
▶️ Oh I scrape by.

15% chance

▶️ r ...I'm an old gun haaaand...

Last-hitting at less than 20% health

▶️ Acquisitions!
▶️ Those 'r mine now.
▶️ Do what you love n' the money follows!
▶️ More for the chuckwagon.
▶️ Bullseye.
▶️ Fool's gold.
▶️ Target practice.
▶️ Shoot the shine off a penny.
▶️ I ain't even lookin!
▶️ Shoulda zagged!
▶️ Just a feeew more.
▶️ Hard money!
▶️ Nuff for a hot rock.
▶️ Ain't that a piece of pudding.
▶️ Put it in my pocket.
▶️ Pulling in the pieces.
▶️ Fine as gravy.
▶️ So it goes.
▶️ Nothin to nobody.
▶️ Oh I scrape by.

Denying

Requires visible enemy player within 1000 radius, 60 seconds cooldown

▶️ Nuh uh.
▶️ Nuh uh.
▶️ Nope!
▶️ Nope!
▶️ Nice try.
▶️ Aww, shoot.
▶️ Quickdraw!
▶️ Trickshot!
▶️ 240 Sorry! Hee hee!
▶️ 240 Sorry! Hee hee!
▶️ That's right!
▶️ Yeah no.
▶️ Irks, don't it?
▶️ My creep, my responsibility.
▶️ Shootout!
▶️ This is how I help you get better.
▶️ Gotta get up puuurrrty early...
▶️ Oh ho! Really though...
▶️ Yes, ma'am! That's a deny.
▶️ Don't let it vex ya.
▶️ So it goes.
▶️ Don't get cross with me.
▶️ Denied!
▶️ 120 D. Nied.
▶️ 120 Deeee-nied!
▶️ 120 De-niiiied!

Denying at less than 20% health

▶️ Nuh uh.
▶️ Nope!
▶️ Nice try.
▶️ Aww, shoot.
▶️ Quickdraw!
▶️ Trickshot!
▶️ Sorry! Hee hee!
▶️ That's right!
▶️ Yeah no.
▶️ Irks, don't it?
▶️ My creep, my responsibility.
▶️ Shootout!
▶️ This is how I help you get better.
▶️ Gotta get up puuurrrty early...
▶️ Oh ho! Really though...
▶️ Yes, ma'am! That's a deny.
▶️ Don't let it vex ya.
▶️ So it goes.
▶️ Don't get cross with me.
▶️ Denied!
▶️ D. Nied.
▶️ Deeee-nied!
▶️ De-niiiied!

Acquiring an item

▶️ r Enough with the ballyhoo. Just hand it over.
▶️ r Boss goods, sonny.
▶️ r This'll work swell.
▶️ r Gold on the barrelhead.
▶️ r Looks like I got the better end.

Acquiring a specific item

▶️ r Now let's see what all the fuss is about.
▶️ r Say! This works swell!
▶️ r I don't usually truck with wizard stuff...
▶️ r Aghanim's Scepter!
▶️ r Blink Dagger!
▶️ r Jumpin' every which way!
▶️ r Oh, I jump this way...I jump that way...
▶️ u Blink Dagger
▶️ r Abyssal Blade
▶️ r Aeon Disk
▶️ r Aether Lens
▶️ r Arcane Boots
▶️ r Armlet of makin-me-a-big-un!
▶️ r Assault Cuirass
▶️ r Basher
▶️ r Battle Fury
▶️ r Black King Bar
▶️ r Blade Mail
▶️ r Bloodstone
▶️ r Bloodthorn
▶️ r Boots of Travel
▶️ r Quite a bargain!
▶️ r Butterfly
▶️ r Refreshing drink!
▶️ r Crystalys
▶️ r Daedalus
▶️ r Dagon
▶️ r Demon Edge
▶️ r Desolator
▶️ r Diffusal Blade
▶️ r Divine Rapier
▶️ r Dragon Lance
▶️ r I could do with the reach.
▶️ r Hey, you over yonder. Hold up your hat!
▶️ r Drums of Endurance
▶️ r Dust of Appearance
▶️ r Eaglesong
▶️ r Echo Sabre
▶️ r Can fit all sorts of things in here.
▶️ r Ethereal Blade
▶️ r Eul's Scepter of Divinity
▶️ r Force Staff
▶️ r Gem of Truesight
▶️ r Ghost Scepter
▶️ r Glimmer Cape
▶️ r You're gonna love this, Mortimer.
▶️ r Where can't we go now?
▶️ r Now ya see me...
▶️ r Hand of Midas
▶️ r Heart of Tarrasque
▶️ r Let's see 'em try'n kill me now!
▶️ r Heaven's Halberd
▶️ r I really don't like those who try'n lay hands on me.
▶️ r We'll stop 'em mid-swing.
▶️ r Helm of the Dominator
▶️ r I don't know how I feel about this...
▶️ r Hood of Defiance
▶️ r Hurricaine Pike
▶️ r I might as well finish it up.
▶️ r Hyperstone
▶️ r Shadow Blade
▶️ r Kaya
▶️ r Kaya and Sange
▶️ r Lotus Orb
▶️ r Maelstrom
▶️ r Better be careful round my powder.
▶️ r This'll make 'em tingle.
▶️ r Manta Style
▶️ r Mask of Madness
▶️ r Medallion of Courage
▶️ r Mekansm
▶️ r Meteor Hammer
▶️ r Mjollnir
▶️ r The whole shebang!
▶️ r Slicker n' grease lightning.
▶️ r Monkey King Bar
▶️ r Mystic Staff
▶️ r Necronomicon
▶️ r Null Talisman
▶️ r Nullifier
▶️ r Wards win wars, you know.
▶️ r Octarine Core
▶️ r Orb of Venom
▶️ r Orchid Malevolence
▶️ r Perserverance
▶️ r Phase Boots
▶️ r Pipe of Insight
▶️ r Power Treads
▶️ r Radiance
▶️ r Refresher Orb
▶️ r What the heck's this thing?
▶️ r Rod of Atos
▶️ r They're gonna hate this. Hehe.
▶️ r Rack 'em up!
▶️ r Sange
▶️ r Sange and Yasha
▶️ r Satanic
▶️ r Sentries save lives, you know.
▶️ r Scythe of Vyse
▶️ r Shiva's Guard
▶️ r Silver Edge
▶️ r Eye of Skadi
▶️ r Smoke of Deceit
▶️ r I gave it up years ago.
▶️ r Solar Crest
▶️ r Soul Ring
▶️ r Linkin's Sphere
▶️ r Spirit Vessel
▶️ r Tangos for cash.
▶️ r Tome of Knowledge
▶️ r Can't forget this!
▶️ r Urn of Shadows
▶️ r Vanguard
▶️ r I like the fit.
▶️ r Come at me!
▶️ r Veil of Discord
▶️ r Vladmir's Offering
▶️ r Yasha
▶️ r Yasha and Kaya
▶️ Immortality!

50% chance

▶️ Twice as full of vinegar!

25% chance

▶️ I'm gonna live forever!
▶️ I won't even need to outgun 'em.

Dying

▶️ Least we... weren't abed.
▶️ I'm...sorry...Mortimer...
▶️ Whelp. They got us.
▶️ I guess they took it personal...
▶️ I'll...see you in hell...
▶️ Addlepots... The lot of ya...
▶️ Time...to take the big jump.
▶️ That's one way to cash in...
▶️ Our cavortin' days is over Mortimer.
▶️ Perhaps...a bit rash...
▶️ Lizard...spit.
▶️ Did Mortimer...get away?
▶️ You'll...get yours...
▶️ I still...wouldn't trade...places with you.
▶️ All...part of the plan.
▶️ Run into...a hard case...
▶️ I'm all...sewn up.
▶️ That's...just...poppycock...
▶️ We're all... stoved up.
▶️ Low-down, no good...ughhhh
▶️ u Nooooooo!
▶️ u Nooooooo!
▶️ u Gyaaaaaah!
▶️ u Gyaaaaaah!

Respawning

▶️ Here we go again, Mortimer...
▶️ Time to dance with them what brung me.
▶️ No time fer standin' still!
▶️ Musta been a low-down bushwack!
▶️ Now they got my dander up.
▶️ That was mostly luck on their part. Mostly.
▶️ Well look at that. Not a hair out of place.
▶️ Back in the saddle again.
▶️ Leave 'em to me.
▶️ Chalk it up to another close call.
▶️ Oof. I'll feel that one tomorrow.
▶️ Worms can't have me just yet.
▶️ Free and easy till the end.
▶️ We'll put them notions behind us.
▶️ Alright, let's settle this like civilized killers.
▶️ Time for a reckoning, I reckon.
▶️ What in tarnation was that?
▶️ Never fight on an empty stomach...
▶️ Was that one on you or me, Mortimer?
▶️ Better skin my thumb-buster a bit quicker next time.
▶️ I ain't gettin' any younger.
▶️ I'll refrain from profanity for Mortimer's sake.
▶️ Durana dung!
▶️ Hornswoggle!
▶️ Poppycock!
▶️ Low-down no-account creep-stealin' fool!
▶️ Damn you sons of bitches!
▶️ Hellbear spawn!
▶️ Oh, stuff it.

15% chance

▶️ Oh give me a home, where the wildwings roam...

Reincarnating

▶️ I ain't dead yet.
▶️ And we're alive in 3, 2, 1...

Bottling Runes

▶️ Perfect fit.
▶️ Guess I'll take it with me.
▶️ Waste not and ya won't get wasted.
▶️ Ooh. Almost looks alive, don't it?
▶️ It ain't lightning. But it'll do.
▶️ Fill 'er up!
▶️ Save a snort for later.
▶️ This'll come in handy on the trail.

Activating runes

Arcane Rune

▶️ 240 Arcane Power!
▶️ 240 Don't underestimate the power of pink!
▶️ r What a purty hue.

Bounty Rune
50% chance

▶️ Bounty!
▶️ Bounty!

40% chance

▶️ r Huntin' bounties!

15% chance

▶️ r Bounty killin.

Double Damage Rune

▶️ Double Damage!
▶️ Oh you shouldn't have.
▶️ r No such thing as too much damage.

Haste Rune

▶️ Haste!
▶️ Pick it up, Mortimer!
▶️ r Hold on to your taters!

Illusion Rune

▶️ Illusion!
▶️ A fine lookin' bunch we are.
▶️ r No, Mortimer, it's not playtime! Not that sort anyhow.

5% chance

▶️ r Aw, reminds me of my sisters...

Invisibility Rune

▶️ Invisibility!
▶️ r I better not fall off!
▶️ r Don't worry Mortimer. I'm still here.

Regeneration Rune

▶️ Regeneration!
▶️ I feel younger already.
▶️ r Mm! Supplements.
▶️ Ooh, I'll have to come back here...

Ability on cooldown

First attempt within 10 seconds

▶️ I'm not ready...
▶️ Hold on...
▶️ Just a sec...
▶️ Don't rush me...
▶️ Hang on...
▶️ Almost ready...

'Second attempt within 10 seconds

▶️ I'm not ready.
▶️ Hold on.
▶️ Just a sec.
▶️ Don't rush me.
▶️ Hang on now.
▶️ Almost ready.

Third and more attempts within 10 seconds

▶️ I'm not ready!
▶️ Hold on already!
▶️ Just a darn second!
▶️ I said don't rush me!
▶️ Just sit tight!
▶️ I'm ready when I'm ready!

Not enough mana

First attempt within 10 seconds

▶️ I'm out of mana...
▶️ No mana...
▶️ Need a bit a' mana...

20% chance

▶️ Where's some mana?
▶️ Need mana...

Second attempt within 10 seconds

▶️ I'm out of mana.
▶️ No mana.
▶️ Need a bit a' mana.

20% chance

▶️ Seen any mana?
▶️ Need mana.

Third and more attempts within 10 seconds

▶️ I'm out of mana!
▶️ No mana!
▶️ Need a bit a' mana!

20% chance

▶️ Show me the mana!
▶️ Need mana!

Taking damage

3 seconds cooldown

▶️ Uh!
▶️ Uh!
▶️ Oh ho!
▶️ Uh!
▶️ Uh!
▶️ Ow!
▶️ Oh huh!
▶️ Uh!
▶️ Oh!
▶️ Ooh!
▶️ Huhh.
▶️ Dao.
▶️ Dohhh.
▶️ Doh.

35% chance

▶️ 120 I'm under attack!

15% chance

▶️ 120 Ow that hurt!

5% chance

▶️ 120 They're onto us!
▶️ 120 Low-down bushwackers!

Selecting

5 consecutive clicks on the hero
These are monologues, their lines always play in the same order. Which monologue gets chosen is random
"Leaving" monologue

▶️ People try to ask about my life story. Like they want a person's whole existence balled up into a dainty little yarn.
▶️ They wanna hear all about the bad Beadie -- each one thinking that streak goes all the way back to being a wee girl.
▶️ Sure, I was a bit of a troublemaker, but not all the stories they tell about me are true.
▶️ And I didn't really mean to run off ... just to go on a little adventure ...
▶️ but one thing led to another, a few months turned into a few years, and before ya know it, I was sucking down poison-marsh water with a posse on my tail.
▶️ All over a very simple misunderstanding, mind you -- WHICH I CAN PROVE. Leastways I could have back then.
▶️ Anyway, by the time I made it through the marsh and lost those in pursuit, it seemed easier to keep going than to turn back. So I did.
▶️ Oh, I eventually made it back for a visit with my sisters and their respective broods, but I was changed by then.
▶️ Already met up with Mortimer n' dropped my bad ways and all--ways which I had only come to truly adopt after leaving home in the first place.
▶️ My point being, the opinions of folk round here are somewhat unreliable.

"Outlands" monologue

▶️ The outlands are just what simpletons call ALL the lands beyond the Dread Marsh.
▶️ I haven't even been to all of 'em. Far as I can see, THESE here parts are the outlands.
▶️ There's a bigger world out there -- full of people that don't even know the battle of the ancients may well decide their fates.
▶️ But they can rest easy. I'm on the job.
▶️ So, yeah. HERE ya call 'em the Outlands, but they all got names.
▶️ Like Praxa'cia. That's my favorite. Krimwohl tho, they can suck iron.
▶️ Never saw any other folk like myself. There were some with similarities, but they didn't have much knack for tinkering.
▶️ So of course my wares were always in demand.
▶️ At first I'd sell to anyone buying. Principles don't get you out of a tight spot--and I sure was in one after crossin the marsh.
▶️ Course, lacking convictions while simultaneously manufacturing weapons of mass murder is a purty good way to find yourself in cahoots with a bad bunch.
▶️ And me being me, I found the worst.

"Road" monologue

▶️ We had a good run of years, truth be told. Road Agents aren't known for longevity.
▶️ Even the best gangs will fall to pieces from excessive death or in-fighting.
▶️ I wasn't needlessly cruel, but I did get my hands dirty. And I supplied armaments to folks who caused real harm.
▶️ While I'm sure there's something to learn from it, most days I feel the less said about those days, the better.

"Mortimer" monologue

▶️ I'm not gonna lie. I didn't know what I had when I first snatched this little feller up.
▶️ Heck, it was more of a joke n' anything. Even givin him a name -- Mortimer! Just a little nugget in my hand.
▶️ Sure, we all joshed I was his mammy, but I really thought we were gonna eat him when he got a little bigger. Which he did, rapidly.
▶️ Wouldn't ya know it, I fell in love with the big goof.
▶️ Along with that feeling came...some semblence of personal responsibility.
▶️ Warn't long before me and the gang had a HARD falling out.
▶️ But I got all the gang I need right here.
▶️ I later learned these lizards got QUITE the life expectancy.
▶️ So long as I don't get the both of us killed, he'll long outlive me.
▶️ But I know he'll find someone else when I'm gone -- who needs his help just as much as I did.
▶️ And they'll be thankful to have him. Yep.

"Smithing" monologue

▶️ I've said it before, I'll say it a million times. Powder ain't magic. It's art. And the powder ganger is the artist.
▶️ I only really started making guns to ensure the quality of the smithing matched the quality of my pretty black dust.
▶️ You won't see a master painter scrawlin' with a shop-bought brush.
▶️ Well, once I had both the iron and the load, I made my way with 'em.
▶️ Selling 'em when I had or wanted to... and turning 'em loose on those I thought deserved it.
▶️ But that was a long time ago. Now I'm more...judicious in applying my talents.
▶️ A girl's gotta have standards.

"Baking" monologue

▶️ For a spell there, I didn't want to have anything to do with smithing or killing.
▶️ But a keen's idle hands are liable to rig up something even worse. So I turned to baking.
▶️ Cookies are my specialty -- largely on account of being my favorite.
▶️ But ride with me long enough and you might sample the odd snickerdoodle or taste some crumble pie.
▶️ I even found a way to apply some of my previous talents in whipping up an effective new recipe.
▶️ I do hope you'll try some. It'll make ya feel right as rain.

"Home" monologue

▶️ It's strange coming home. One of my big sisters settled in the vale -- but that's all gone now.
▶️ Her little snipper's still runnin' around, but he's... had a hard time of it.
▶️ I see some of the old keen around a bit--the ones that survived. But they're still scared of me like back in the day.
▶️ And while I do assert that their remembrances are a might exaggerated, I will own up to a smidge of impropriety at a young age--
▶️ I was just trying to find my place in the world.
▶️ If they think I was bad back then, I should give 'em a taste of what come after. Hehe!
▶️ Anywho, I don't know how long I'll stick around.
▶️ There's trouble brewing, and if I've learned anything, a trusty iron on your side can make all the difference.
▶️ Some folk are content just to have a roof over head n' kin to hold. But I gave all that up years ago. Yep, got everything I need right here.
▶️ I've been around a few places n' one thing I learned: you got plans, you got contingencies, and you got the ace up your sleeve when the first two go belly up.