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    • Takeover

    Loadout

    Drafting

    Picked

    Banned

    Entering battle

    Taunting

    15% chance

    • ▶️ Some people are starting to get mighty preachy when talking about the bag. So I'm not gonna do that. But if I were, you could rest assured, that these here proceedings, are absolutely in the bag--which has furthermore been stashed in a lockbox and buried in a secret cave!

    Beginning battle

    • ▶️ Battle's about to start. Hehe. This should be good.
    • ▶️ I usually try to outwit my foes, but gunning 'em down's just as good.
    • ▶️ Time to scratch that itch on my trigger finger.
    • ▶️ Who's making that gol-darn racket? Don't make me pull out my piece!

    5% chance

    • ▶️ Listen. Just cuz I turned over a new leaf doesn't mean I don't like killing people who really deserve it.

    1% chance

    • ▶️ Do this right and everything else is water under the bridge. Dust along the trail. And some other thing that's all said and done.

    Moving

    6 seconds cooldown

    15% chance

    Moving at less than 20% health

    40% chance

    30% chance

    20% chance

    10% chance

    Attacking

    6 seconds cooldown

    15% chance

    Attacking at less than 20% health

    Ordering a spell cast

    Mid-game and onward

    Ordering a spell cast at less than 20% health

    Mid-game and onward

    Abilities

    Scatterblast
    On cast, self

    Firesnap Cookie
    On cast, self

    25% chance

    On cast, allied hero

    5% chance

    • ▶️ The secret ingredient is explosions!
    • ▶️ r The secret ingredient includes lizard spit.
    • ▶️ r The secret ingredient probably won't hurt ya.
    • ▶️ r The secret ingredient is a dang secret!
    • ▶️ r The secret ingredient is nothing to worry about.
    • ▶️ r The secret ingredient ain't easy to come by.
    • ▶️ r The secret ingredient has been known to cause blindness.
    • ▶️ r The secret ingredient is mostly inert at room temperature.
    • ▶️ r The secret ingredient shouldn't be mixed with...certain things.
    • ▶️ r The secret ingredient wouldn't be a secret if I told ya!
    • ▶️ r The secret ingredient does have a fatal dose, but I'm careful.
    • ▶️ r The secret ingredient might...pass through in a colorful fashion.
    • ▶️ r The secret ingredient isn't lizard spit. That's the obvious ingredient!
    • ▶️ 120 Try some. Make ya feel right as rain.

    On cast, allied creep

    10% chance

    Upon landing, enemy hero hit
    30% chance

    Upon landing, nothing hit
    20% chance

    1% chance

    • ▶️ r A cookie for its own sake tastes just as sweet.

    Lil' Shredder
    On cast

    On kill

    Mortimer Kisses
    On cast

    On stop

    On kill

    • ▶️ r This'll sap some of their starch.
    • ▶️ r Fat's in the fire. It's too late for you.

    Leveling up

    Killing an enemy

    Killing a specific enemy
    25% chance

    • ▶️ r Not even a body... just a stinky old cloak!
    • ▶️ r Just like always. Caught sitting there with a cork in your hand.
    • ▶️ r What's the matter, Razzil? Take me for a biddy?
    • ▶️ r Nothing personal, ice cube. I'd have welcomed you just the same.
    • ▶️ r That's the problem with youngins. One catastrophe and they think life's over!
    • ▶️ r This's as good an end as you could hope for, Anti-Mage...
    • ▶️ r I think your story's fulla holes. Just like you.
    • ▶️ r Ho ho, dearie! You get yourself so worked up!
    • ▶️ r I've got more practical fears at my age!
    • ▶️ r I'm a lucid dreamer!
    • ▶️ r Got enough leather now for a new pair of chaps.
    • ▶️ r Heard we got a lot in common. I don't see it.
    • ▶️ r I told you, he's with me willingly!
    • ▶️ r There's a difference between being a hermit and being feral.
    • ▶️ r Leaping lizards! Did you see the teeth on that thing?
    • ▶️ r Bit off more'n you could chew, bloodboy!
    • ▶️ r You couldn't track a thunderhide through snow.
    • ▶️ r There ain't a bounty killer alive who can bring me in.
    • ▶️ r I'll take a good brandy before bed, but a drink in battle'll always be your last.
    • ▶️ r Oh, we work through the meanest hides.
    • ▶️ r Now for the hard part: how do get this damn web off?
    • ▶️ r Do I look like some buckle bunny to you?
    • ▶️ r I told ya not to get your back up about it.
    • ▶️ r All your purty horses are dead now.
    • ▶️ r Comes right down to it, you weren't a bad enough dude.
    • ▶️ r Was that your big plan, creep wrangler?
    • ▶️ r Your mount looks happier dead.
    • ▶️ r You're a real hard case, but maybe this is just what you need.
    • ▶️ r Surprised my bullets even found purchase.
    • ▶️ r There's a reason your ancestors made watches instead of guns!
    • ▶️ r I know a dyed in the wool killer when I see one.
    • ▶️ r Well she died warm at least.
    • ▶️ r This isn't cuz you're different. It's cuz you're insufferable.
    • ▶️ r Burn that little cage again for good measure, Mortimer.
    • ▶️ r She kinda reminds me of myself. Except I never got killed by an old lady.
    • ▶️ r What was his name? Razzle? No...that warn't it.
    • ▶️ r I heard you're one of the weirdos who gets off on this. Well, enjoy!
    • ▶️ r You've been waiting a while for this, so: What do you want on your tombstone?
    • ▶️ r That lizard can't hold a candle to Mortimer.
    • ▶️ r Wherever there's real, tangible evil in the world, it'll be my pleasure to shoot it.
    • ▶️ r Truth is, I just got sick of your shtick.
    • ▶️ r Shoulda stayed in your hotroll this morning, Davion.
    • ▶️ r Ooh, rawr, I'm a dragon. Hehehe.
    • ▶️ r I'll excuse your manners on account of cultural differences. But nobody shoots my lizard.
    • ▶️ r Now your core temperture matches that icey personality.
    • ▶️ r I never did the earth no harm. Till now anyway.
    • ▶️ r You can't shoot without hitting a stupid talking rock around here.
    • ▶️ r As far as earthquakes go, I'm underwhelmed.
    • ▶️ r Something about that don't feel right. Oh well!
    • ▶️ r This... is not how I expected today to go...
    • ▶️ r My wick's still burning. Yours flickered out.
    • ▶️ r Oh didn't you know explosions can also put fires out?
    • ▶️ r I won't eat you, dear. But Mortimer might.
    • ▶️ r Good, bad...I'm the gal with the gun.
    • ▶️ r He didn't understand the gravity of the situation. Ahahahaha!
    • ▶️ r We'll bury him in a black hole, am I right?! Sorry...couldn't resist...
    • ▶️ r Usually I time my draw off the look in their eyes. So, yeah, this one was tough.
    • ▶️ r I wonder what sort might call this one kin...
    • ▶️ r We'd have called you Grumstroke where I grew up.
    • ▶️ r Is that paint or--oh, nope. It's your blood.
    • ▶️ r I got a dead fogey on my six!
    • ▶️ r Shoulda stayed retired, old man.
    • ▶️ r Been working out those table muscles, eh Aurel?
    • ▶️ r I'm quick n' your dead, flyboy.
    • ▶️ r You pulled the tail on the wrong hog.
    • ▶️ r You seemed like a lovely ball of light, but Beadie's got a job to do.
    • ▶️ r Don't you bleep that bloop at me.
    • ▶️ r You high-falutin wizards are all the same. Useless in a real fight.
    • ▶️ r Is this one notch or two? Eh, we'll go with one. It's just for fun anyway.
    • ▶️ r The good news is we can separate ya now without danger. The bad news is you're both already dead.
    • ▶️ r Another swordsman falls to ol' rackatee.
    • ▶️ r You rode in the wrong rodeo, Ezalor.
    • ▶️ r Turns out you're a one-horse talent.
    • ▶️ r Just a bit above yer bend, ya salty lagger!
    • ▶️ r In another lifetime, we coulda been fast friends. But here...I might forget you by tomorrow.
    • ▶️ r Thought you might be up to snuff. Oh well.
    • ▶️ r A no-count life ends in a no-count death.
    • ▶️ r Want a cookie, Leshrac? Obviously I'm joking.
    • ▶️ r Tryin' to be a wise-apple, eh? Well where'd that get ya?
    • ▶️ r He looked dead already when I met him, but I made extra sure.
    • ▶️ r Eat lizard chips, toothy! I got plenty to spare.
    • ▶️ r I stole one back for the good guys. Well, good-ish.
    • ▶️ r If you're gonna set about messing with me, best bring backup.
    • ▶️ r Is your sister gonna thank me for this or put a price on my head?
    • ▶️ r The world's better off shed of the likes of you.
    • ▶️ r Darn. I was hoping for a bearskin blanket.
    • ▶️ r I was thinking of just shootin' out the other eye. This seemed less cruel.
    • ▶️ r I told ya to high tail it. You didn't listen.
    • ▶️ r Not the first aquaintance I've had to kill. Hardly even the first today!
    • ▶️ r Well you sure showed all those other dogs how to die.
    • ▶️ r You were always gonna come out on the short end of the horn.
    • ▶️ r I'm a little too tired for quips. I hope you understand.
    • ▶️ r Time someone gave you a proper lacing.
    • ▶️ r Godkiller has a nice ring to it, don't ya think?
    • ▶️ r No way, no how, sister.
    • ▶️ r No need to wake snakes on my account. I'll be out of your hair in a snap.
    • ▶️ r This's what happens to high-graders in the Outlands.
    • ▶️ r THAT's finishing school where I come from.
    • ▶️ r There was a time I'd take ya for all yer worth, Princess. Today I'll just kill ya.
    • ▶️ r Someone had to fix that leaky mouth of yours.
    • ▶️ r You obviously haven't heard of me. Guess I been gone too long...
    • ▶️ r Good thing I brought my slicker.
    • ▶️ r Send this old boy up the flume.
    • ▶️ r That's some dull music, sister.
    • ▶️ r What's all that hellabaloo?!
    • ▶️ r You set about me n' mine and this is what's coming to ya.
    • ▶️ r Grew a bit too big for your grassy britches.
    • ▶️ r At this age, pussbag? I'm immune.
    • ▶️ r The benefits of a fortified diet.
    • ▶️ r Rooster's crowin!
    • ▶️ r Guess it's high noon after all.
    • ▶️ r Why you skulking about, scuttlebug?
    • ▶️ r Funny. My dictionary has a very different definition of assassin.
    • ▶️ r Lady luck finally came to her senses.
    • ▶️ r Nary-a-one left breathing.
    • ▶️ r If your god sent you to me, I'm your hellfire.
    • ▶️ r I don't need to slag on a pathetic dead man. Life already did the brunt of that work.
    • ▶️ r I'm sure you won this one in your dreams, Oracle.
    • ▶️ r You couldn't tell durana dung from honey.
    • ▶️ r Tell the truth, I'm not even sure he's really dead. What if he's pan-dimensional?
    • ▶️ r We gonna fight, Donte? Or you just gonna sit there battin' yer eyes?
    • ▶️ r And so you die, sword and pistol by your side...
    • ▶️ r Thought I was an easy mark till ya found a peck of trouble!
    • ▶️ r I'll take a hold-out pistol over a boot knife any day.
    • ▶️ r You're not gonna fob off this time, Lancer.
    • ▶️ r Just a hay seed when all's said and done.
    • ▶️ r If ya rise, I'll just shoot ya again.
    • ▶️ r I've heard of a shooting star, but not shooting A star...
    • ▶️ r Did we get it, or is it just playin dead?
    • ▶️ r Had to time that shot juuust right.
    • ▶️ r The buzzards won't touch this one.
    • ▶️ r Pitch a fit all ya like. I've got the resolve to outlast ya.
    • ▶️ r Some shootings are accidental. This was not one of 'em.
    • ▶️ r Don't get persnickity with me, Queenie.
    • ▶️ r I'm not so easily distracted by a bit of flesh.
    • ▶️ r Sky a copper to the riverman, Razor. Though your kind might pass for free...
    • ▶️ r Even without a discernable face you looked like a smug ass.
    • ▶️ r You couldn't track a thunderhide in the snow!
    • ▶️ r Keep that hocus pocus to yourself, whippersnapper!
    • ▶️ r Most learned folks have the common sense to leave me be.
    • ▶️ r Air already tastes a little less gritty.
    • ▶️ r This is what comes of raisin' sand around me, crabby.
    • ▶️ r Leave off the corpse, Mortimer. We're after more'n a dime's worth of dogmeat.
    • ▶️ r This one was mean nuff to take a bite off a bushrattler.
    • ▶️ r Not a soul'll mourn ya.
    • ▶️ r This sure feels like justice.
    • ▶️ r I heard you were all snake oil. But you had some real skill.
    • ▶️ r I don't take kindly to shackles.
    • ▶️ r My irons only stay quiet for so long. Eventually they always go off.
    • ▶️ r That one had too much mustard on him for anyone's liking.
    • ▶️ r Easier'n shooting skeet.
    • ▶️ r Plenty of time for pining when you're dead!
    • ▶️ r I suppose dumpin ya in the dirt would be an insult...
    • ▶️ r Sorry to leave you out of sorts, but I've got bigger talking fish to fry.
    • ▶️ r Papa taught me how to fish from a young age: with dynamite!
    • ▶️ r I'm a reformed outlaw and you're a dead one. Go figure.
    • ▶️ r Shoulda kept six beans in the wheel, Kardel.
    • ▶️ r Never could outgun me. But it took some brass to try the long-spoon.
    • ▶️ r Lookin' for a dance partner?
    • ▶️ r Guess that settles that. Loser.
    • ▶️ r Look, I didn't even know ya. But your allegiance said you had to die.
    • ▶️ r Were those last words hard to follow for anyone else?
    • ▶️ r He had the worst case of the trots I've ever seen.
    • ▶️ r Never cared for prairie oysters myself...
    • ▶️ r It ain't about who's fastest. It's about who keeps the level head.
    • ▶️ r Zip zap. Bang bang. End of story.
    • ▶️ r It'll take more than an oversized apple peeler to bring me down.
    • ▶️ r I knew that armor would wear down eventually.
    • ▶️ r You diseased maniacs!
    • ▶️ r Ya always were off your nut!
    • ▶️ r You weren't so bad. I've seen fools kill for less.
    • ▶️ r Your books got an answer for that?
    • ▶️ r If a life setence didn't take, we'll have to try death.
    • ▶️ r This is the best possible outcome for everyone but you.
    • ▶️ r Careful, Tidehunter. Sometimes you hook a snapper on the line.
    • ▶️ r Can ya swim in dirt?
    • ▶️ r You don't have the starch.
    • ▶️ r Don't go gettin' sentimental on me.
    • ▶️ r Heard you were after my whereabouts... How's that coming along?
    • ▶️ r Always hate to lose a friend!
    • ▶️ r I guess it's a bit much to expect a talking rock to be clever...
    • ▶️ r Those were some dangerous ricochets!
    • ▶️ r Feel the iron bite!
    • ▶️ r From the forest itself!
    • ▶️ r I've met your kind before, Troll. I try to be nice, but it always ends the same.
    • ▶️ r Sometimes you gotta feed the trolls to the worms...
    • ▶️ r You made a strong go of it. Not much more to ask.
    • ▶️ r I can't believe you'd punch me right in my spectacles.
    • ▶️ r I'll shoot ya as many times as it takes.
    • ▶️ r What comes up, must be put down.
    • ▶️ r Gotta remember: aim for the head!
    • ▶️ r I must say, for a dead man, he was a helluva dancer.
    • ▶️ r I'm always loaded for bear.
    • ▶️ r You're gonna hibernate juuust a mite longer than planned.
    • ▶️ r You're the girl that idiot was going on about?
    • ▶️ r I'd say get over yourself, but striking a deal with a god is probably past the narcissist's point of no return.
    • ▶️ r My, that's rank. Don't step in it, Mortimer.
    • ▶️ r Might be we could sell this corpse as a specimen...
    • ▶️ r Snake's are flying now?!
    • ▶️ r Hmm. Should see if there's a reward.
    • ▶️ r Mighty big buzzard!
    • ▶️ r You woke up the wrong passenger, flappy.
    • ▶️ r Hard to stay one step ahead of a bullet.
    • ▶️ r Crawl back to whatever hole you spawned from.
    • ▶️ r Stick to your funny papers and leave the fighting to those with the taste for it.
    • ▶️ r Wizards and wiseacres, the lot of ya.
    • ▶️ r Not the first bug on my boot heel.
    • ▶️ r Crunchy!
    • ▶️ r Yeah, I guess you could call what you do shootin...
    • ▶️ r I gave ya a fair shake. Not my fault you're shooting all antiquated like.
    • ▶️ r Fly as high as you want. Mortimer likes the challenge.
    • ▶️ r Fire in the skies!
    • ▶️ r I steer clear of doctors. Key to my longevity!
    • ▶️ r Stay away from me, sawbones!
    • ▶️ r The way I hear tell, you fashion yourself a bad man...
    • ▶️ r I got bullets for days.
    • ▶️ r The old ways are gone, geezer!
    • ▶️ r Looks like us mortals got the upper hand.
    • ▶️ r Quiet as a dead mouse.
    • ▶️ r Guess your mettle don't match your steel.
    • ▶️ r Got no use for a varmint what can't be trained!
    • ▶️ u That's for takin' advantage of Mortimer!
    • ▶️ u Where's those blueprints?

    25% chance, during early-mid game

    • ▶️ r So much for that business opportunity!
    • ▶️ r I'm told all this is your fault, fishbowl!
    • ▶️ r Don't be too sad. That was a nice pirouette, honey!
    • ▶️ r I heard a sayin' once-- Wait. I'm not gonna waste my breath on a rummy like you.
    • ▶️ r Nothing Mortimer likes more'n rooting out a good sticker.
    • ▶️ r I always liked creepy crawlies, mind you. Just couldn't abide your temperament.
    • ▶️ r Say a prayer for the clockmaker's son.
    • ▶️ r A lotta good your armor does against some shredders!
    • ▶️ r Fine, I'll say it. I just didn't like the look of ya.
    • ▶️ r I bet people make grave jokes to ya all the time. But I'll let you rest in peace.
    • ▶️ r Shame. You were the only Oglodi who's not an ass...
    • ▶️ r You think a magic talking rock would have better things to do than pick on little old me.
    • ▶️ r A bit more study and ya coulda been a half wit!
    • ▶️ r Nothing under that mask but an empty hole.
    • ▶️ r What's the matter, Kunkka? Someone steal your rudder?
    • ▶️ r Took a lot of salt to face off against me.
    • ▶️ r I'd call this fair-to-middlin' results for your part.
    • ▶️ r You seem to have a knack for taking it in the neck.
    • ▶️ r That'll put ya up a tree. They got trees where you're from?
    • ▶️ r Whew! That's a stench'll put ya off your feed.
    • ▶️ r You invisible fools are all so careless.
    • ▶️ r Could you imagine it? All those years ago, coming to this?

    First Blood

    • ▶️ First blood!
    • ▶️ First blood! Always was a quick draw.
    • ▶️ First blood! Say hello to my boomstick!
    • ▶️ First blood! Haha. For a sec I thought I only winged 'em.
    • ▶️ First blood? I think I'll go back for more!
    • ▶️ First blood. Guess it's snack time already!

    Meeting an ally

    30% chance, during earlygame, within 1000 radius

    • ▶️ r AH! Don't sneak up on me like that, Abbadon.
    • ▶️ r You can't live on mist alone. Have a cookie.
    • ▶️ r You go find your own creeps, Razzil! These ones 'r mine!
    • ▶️ r Heya, Razzil. I heard how you got outta irons. Inspired!
    • ▶️ r You really like to knock round with this loud mouth? You could do better, Mr Ogre.
    • ▶️ r I wish I'd been here for your huuuge failure, Razzil. It must have been a sight to NOT see.
    • ▶️ r Cookies n' cold cream go together just nice.
    • ▶️ r Have you tried...talking with someone, Anti-Mage?
    • ▶️ r A cookie won't bring back your lost ones. But there's a tiiiny chance it'll send ya to join em.
    • ▶️ r You two make a lovely couple!
    • ▶️ r To be honest, I didn't factor two of you into my bakin' plans.
    • ▶️ r Oh, Axe, you big dumb brilliant idiot.
    • ▶️ r Spin for your supper, Axe.
    • ▶️ r Everyone's got a story to tell. I expect you're no different.
    • ▶️ r You're like something outta the penny dreadfuls!
    • ▶️ r Anything fun to lass today, Batrider?
    • ▶️ r Now you wouldn't try to take my cookies without askin' would ya?
    • ▶️ r I know you can appreciate the land-loping life.
    • ▶️ r I don't think you feed cookies to birds, but try tellin them that!
    • ▶️ r I heard you promisin' cookies, but I don't see an oven.
    • ▶️ r I can help you fulfill that cookie order I was told you're making.
    • ▶️ r At least you're not a contract killer like that one girl.
    • ▶️ r Keep those light fingers away from my kit, sonny.
    • ▶️ r Heard you were a bit of a lapper. Got any apple jack?
    • ▶️ r A little water wouldn't kill ya!
    • ▶️ r A bit of rough and tumble's always welcome in a fight.
    • ▶️ r Mortimer better not catch your cold...
    • ▶️ r Never had a brood myself...
    • ▶️ r Haha! Oh, sorry. Just imagined a spider wearing boots.
    • ▶️ r Huffin and stompin is not gonna make these babies bake faster.
    • ▶️ r Look, you're gonna have to share amongst yourself.
    • ▶️ r The only persuasion Mortimer needs is a good cookie or five!
    • ▶️ r Listen. I'll share my recipe with you, but don't tell anyone till after I'm gone.
    • ▶️ r I still carry one of your grandfather's timepieces. Quality workmanship!
    • ▶️ r There's a shockingly high amount of trauma in the lives of Keen folk...
    • ▶️ r It's gonna be hell digging your grave if ya die.
    • ▶️ r A bit more sand to you than I figured, Rylai.
    • ▶️ r Listen, Rylai. You can do anything you want to a sibling EXCEPT kill em.
    • ▶️ r You look mighty familiar, pointy. We met before?
    • ▶️ r There's something about the shape of your head... I can't put my finger on it...
    • ▶️ r I can always tell a firebug when I see 'em.
    • ▶️ r You think you chose to be a guttersnipe instead of a merchant queen, but we'll see how it shakes out.
    • ▶️ r Keep me alive and I'll keep cookin.
    • ▶️ r I just don't get your philosophy, Death Prophet.
    • ▶️ r Oooh, my hair's standin' on end!
    • ▶️ r Hot damn. Ol' Scratch in the flesh.
    • ▶️ r Did someone summon ya, or are you just free to come and go?
    • ▶️ r So does it hurt real bad when you turn into a dragon? Cuz it looks like it does.
    • ▶️ r Oh, you're quiet as a mouse, arent' ya.
    • ▶️ r A strapping lad like you is always welcome on my side in a fight.
    • ▶️ r I heard you wanna take a trip offworld. Sorry, I only know about the outlands.
    • ▶️ r This crowd makes a girl feel young again!
    • ▶️ r You could bake even without an oven!
    • ▶️ r I saw a salt lick over yonder. Mortimer sure was happy.
    • ▶️ r I know you can eat a cookie...but how? You know, on account of the no mouth thing...
    • ▶️ r If ya got a mouth, you can eat. Cookie?
    • ▶️ r A mouth is part of a face, so you're not entirely faceless...
    • ▶️ r I'm somethin' of an artiste myself.
    • ▶️ r Let's paint the town red, boyo!
    • ▶️ r Finally got that old bucket in the air, huh Aurel?
    • ▶️ r You're not gonna give me flack for my absence, are you Aurel?
    • ▶️ r Blast, you kids are so dramatic these days. Not every little thing's life or death!
    • ▶️ r Aren't you a bowl full a cherries with no pits.
    • ▶️ r Mortimer loves meatballs, just so you know.
    • ▶️ r I feel real sorry for folks without opposable thumbs.
    • ▶️ r This here's the start of a real nice shindig.
    • ▶️ r You come from purty country, Yurnero. But the folk there had beans for brains.
    • ▶️ r Feel like some flap-jacks, Ezalor?
    • ▶️ r Going my way pilgrim?
    • ▶️ r I like a man with a little swagger in his step. Just so long as you ain't half seas over...
    • ▶️ r I hear you're much set by amongst the Keen folk, but that don't mean much to me.
    • ▶️ r I think we'll get along like gangbusters, dearie.
    • ▶️ r You take that foul mood n' keep it to yourself, mister.
    • ▶️ r You looked happy...from a distance.
    • ▶️ r You've been through the mill a time or two, eh Lich?
    • ▶️ r Where do they dig these guys up?
    • ▶️ r I don't know what your problem is Lifestealer but... Cookie?
    • ▶️ r Aren't you a right firecracker!
    • ▶️ r I like a bit of sass in my gang.
    • ▶️ r My sister passed while I was away. Time'll get away from ya if you're not careful.
    • ▶️ r The only way you're getting a cookie is if I see some real progress, mister.
    • ▶️ r Just answer the question. Is the bear dead or ain't he?
    • ▶️ r Ohh, such a cute kitty.
    • ▶️ r Scourge? Is that you?! Oh, we had some times!
    • ▶️ r Sometimes I like to bark at the moon. But I get the feeling yours is more of a compulsion...
    • ▶️ r Here, Magnus, can you stir this for me?
    • ▶️ r Aww, did your daddy make you mad, Mars? Have a cookie.
    • ▶️ r Mars, you were bad a lot longer n' me and have been good a lot less. But, hey, we're both doing our best.
    • ▶️ r I'd call your look more distinguished than anything, Medusa.
    • ▶️ r Think you can do something with my hair?
    • ▶️ r What kind of skin game you runnin' here, Meepo?
    • ▶️ r Ohh, he's beautiful. Aren't you lucky?
    • ▶️ r That's a lovely battle tiara, dear.
    • ▶️ r Good thing I learned to tune out prattlin' years ago.
    • ▶️ r Can you move a bit that way, Morphling? You're making my bones hurt!
    • ▶️ r Learn to live a little, Naga. It'll only kill ya if you let it.
    • ▶️ r You're an odd stick, Naga. Why not just leave those debts behind?
    • ▶️ r I don't share my nephew's prejudice, Prophet.
    • ▶️ r I might deserve to lose, riding with the likes of you...
    • ▶️ r You don't have a kind bone in your body. But that don't mean we can't put something sweet in there.
    • ▶️ r You two are just adorable... I'm surprised you've lived this long!
    • ▶️ r You some kind of sin-buster or something? Pretty busy round these parts.
    • ▶️ r Never had much use for religion. But you pray all you like.
    • ▶️ r Babble all you like, Oracle. Just don't ask for a nickel.
    • ▶️ r I thought I'd been places...
    • ▶️ r Oh, come on now. You're just stringing a whizzer on me.
    • ▶️ r Aren't you a dashing young man... Have a cookie!
    • ▶️ r What task you shirkin' today, Donte? There's always something...
    • ▶️ r There are a lot easier ways to assassinate someone, dearie.
    • ▶️ r I left all my folk behind too. Least yours think you're dead.
    • ▶️ r You always know how to brighten up my day, firebird.
    • ▶️ r Oh, playful! Mortimer likes that.
    • ▶️ r I better get baking!
    • ▶️ r Before you think of stealing a cookie, remember: I prefer capital over corporal punishment.
    • ▶️ r You're certainly one of a kind, lassie. At least the world better hope so.
    • ▶️ r If you feel at ease prancin' about in your unmentionables, I'm not stoppin ya.
    • ▶️ r I don't hate you Razor, but I certainly don't like you either.
    • ▶️ r Don't forget to wash behind your ears, Riki! I see that dirt.
    • ▶️ r Why can't you copy your friend's spells, Rubick? Seems like that'd be even easier.
    • ▶️ r They don't taste as good with sand in em, but unfortunately that is the most common way of eatin' em.
    • ▶️ r Do you got a stomach in there, boney?
    • ▶️ r So you eat souls... Are they sweet?
    • ▶️ r What kind of chicanery's in store today, Shaman?
    • ▶️ r Don't chew with your mouth open, Silencer.
    • ▶️ r I gotta tell ya, birdman: Life moves pretty fast. Better fish or cut bait.
    • ▶️ r I know carp like doughballs... Do you have a favorite snack?
    • ▶️ r Figured you'd be on the dodge somewhere, Slark.
    • ▶️ r There's flint needs fixin, Kardel.
    • ▶️ r Never thought I'd have to pal on with you again, Kardel... Urgh.
    • ▶️ r I was hopin' you'd cashed in your chips by now, Kardel...
    • ▶️ r Got my war bag packed. You all ready?
    • ▶️ r I know a lot your kin were hacked off with me. They still hold a grudge?
    • ▶️ r You just take your time getting ready, darlin. We'll still be here when you're done.
    • ▶️ r Don't make any rash decisions, Spirit Breaker. We play it cool.
    • ▶️ r You here at your master's behest, or hitchin on your own hook these days?
    • ▶️ r Hmm, maybe we could make some modifications to my oven.
    • ▶️ r Someone said you can breathe under water. Is that true?
    • ▶️ r How's the soup smell today, boys?
    • ▶️ r You always were the clevery one, Spoony.
    • ▶️ r I once crossed paths with a fella claimed to serve a hidden master. Maybe your predecessor?
    • ▶️ r Well aren't you full of yourself.
    • ▶️ r Never spent much time near the ocean.
    • ▶️ r We really need to get you some help, Rizzrack. This has gone on too long...
    • ▶️ r The first step is admitting you have a problem, Rizzrack. Can you do that?
    • ▶️ r Oh, Rizzrack. You never understood why I couldn't stay. If you don't know by now, there's nothing to say.
    • ▶️ r Of course I still love you. But I'll smack ya down when you get petulent.
    • ▶️ r Boush! I didn't expect to light on you in these parts.
    • ▶️ r How'd a coupla old rats like us end up here, Boush?
    • ▶️ r Oh no, after you. Rolling boulders have right of way.
    • ▶️ r I don't think they've got any of you lot in the Outlands. Least, those trees sure don't seem protected.
    • ▶️ r Don't worry, Rizzrack's particular brand of psychosis does not run in the family.
    • ▶️ r Friends with a troll? Not likely. But we don't gotta be friends to win this fight.
    • ▶️ r Brewmaster's off paintin' his nose if you're looking for him.
    • ▶️ r Out of the way, tubby!
    • ▶️ r Air smells a bit gamey, eh?
    • ▶️ r There a comfy little hidey hole around here somewhere?
    • ▶️ r You're awfully pale, dear. Have you eaten?
    • ▶️ r Didn't think any water moccasins were in these parts...
    • ▶️ r I been to Jidi once. Wouldn't mind going back there...
    • ▶️ r I try to not be prejudiced, but you don't set me at ease, Viper.
    • ▶️ r I'm not questioning your intent, Visage...only your motivations.
    • ▶️ r No one seems to know much about you. And your brothers sure are being tight-lipped.
    • ▶️ r People are asking if I'm here with you, on account of our simultaneous arrivals... Please disabuse them of the notion!
    • ▶️ r Got any pulps in there, Warlock? Good way to pass the time.
    • ▶️ r Can I see that book? Mortimer's driving. I can read on the way!
    • ▶️ r Must be nice to always have a do-over.
    • ▶️ r So you wanna learn how to REALLY shoot?
    • ▶️ r Oh, I just love your poetry, Auroth. Do one about Mortimer.
    • ▶️ r Never held a high regard for sawbones, but can't argue they've saved my hide a time or two.
    • ▶️ r Eh. Good...bad... I work with what I got, Ostarion.
    • ▶️ r Are your godly standards really low, or are we moving up in the world?
    • ▶️ r I saw your boy. He looks a lot better.
    • ▶️ r You'd do best to stay on my sweet side.
    • ▶️ r I suppose you and Mortimer can play together.
    • ▶️ u It's so nice to see young love.
    • ▶️ u Well, now I've got a scapegoat.
    • ▶️ u So have you thought about adding some black powder to every design?
    • ▶️ u Oh, you're so spry! Even in my best days I couldn't pull that off.

    Meeting an enemy

    Within 1000 radius
    25% chance

    • ▶️ r I see yer bread jerker bobbin'. You scared, Kardel?
    • ▶️ r Sniper! I'm callin' you out!

    25% chance, during early-mid game

    • ▶️ r Still out here begging for change, Razzil?

    Last hitting

    60 seconds cooldown

    15% chance

    Last-hitting at less than 20% health

    Denying

    Requires visible enemy player within 1000 radius, 60 seconds cooldown

    Denying at less than 20% health

    Acquiring an item

    Acquiring a specific item

    50% chance

    25% chance

    Dying

    Respawning

    15% chance

    Reincarnating

    Bottling Runes

    Activating runes

    Arcane Rune

    Bounty Rune
    50% chance

    40% chance

    15% chance

    Double Damage Rune

    Haste Rune

    Illusion Rune

    5% chance

    Invisibility Rune

    Regeneration Rune

    Ability on cooldown

    First attempt within 10 seconds

    'Second attempt within 10 seconds

    Third and more attempts within 10 seconds

    Not enough mana

    First attempt within 10 seconds

    20% chance

    Second attempt within 10 seconds

    20% chance

    Third and more attempts within 10 seconds

    20% chance

    Taking damage

    3 seconds cooldown

    35% chance

    15% chance

    5% chance

    Selecting

    5 consecutive clicks on the hero
    These are monologues, their lines always play in the same order. Which monologue gets chosen is random
    "Leaving" monologue

    • ▶️ People try to ask about my life story. Like they want a person's whole existence balled up into a dainty little yarn.
    • ▶️ They wanna hear all about the bad Beadie -- each one thinking that streak goes all the way back to being a wee girl.
    • ▶️ Sure, I was a bit of a troublemaker, but not all the stories they tell about me are true.
    • ▶️ And I didn't really mean to run off ... just to go on a little adventure ...
    • ▶️ but one thing led to another, a few months turned into a few years, and before ya know it, I was sucking down poison-marsh water with a posse on my tail.
    • ▶️ All over a very simple misunderstanding, mind you -- WHICH I CAN PROVE. Leastways I could have back then.
    • ▶️ Anyway, by the time I made it through the marsh and lost those in pursuit, it seemed easier to keep going than to turn back. So I did.
    • ▶️ Oh, I eventually made it back for a visit with my sisters and their respective broods, but I was changed by then.
    • ▶️ Already met up with Mortimer n' dropped my bad ways and all--ways which I had only come to truly adopt after leaving home in the first place.
    • ▶️ My point being, the opinions of folk round here are somewhat unreliable.

    "Outlands" monologue

    • ▶️ The outlands are just what simpletons call ALL the lands beyond the Dread Marsh.
    • ▶️ I haven't even been to all of 'em. Far as I can see, THESE here parts are the outlands.
    • ▶️ There's a bigger world out there -- full of people that don't even know the battle of the ancients may well decide their fates.
    • ▶️ But they can rest easy. I'm on the job.
    • ▶️ So, yeah. HERE ya call 'em the Outlands, but they all got names.
    • ▶️ Like Praxa'cia. That's my favorite. Krimwohl tho, they can suck iron.
    • ▶️ Never saw any other folk like myself. There were some with similarities, but they didn't have much knack for tinkering.
    • ▶️ So of course my wares were always in demand.
    • ▶️ At first I'd sell to anyone buying. Principles don't get you out of a tight spot--and I sure was in one after crossin the marsh.
    • ▶️ Course, lacking convictions while simultaneously manufacturing weapons of mass murder is a purty good way to find yourself in cahoots with a bad bunch.
    • ▶️ And me being me, I found the worst.

    "Road" monologue

    • ▶️ We had a good run of years, truth be told. Road Agents aren't known for longevity.
    • ▶️ Even the best gangs will fall to pieces from excessive death or in-fighting.
    • ▶️ I wasn't needlessly cruel, but I did get my hands dirty. And I supplied armaments to folks who caused real harm.
    • ▶️ While I'm sure there's something to learn from it, most days I feel the less said about those days, the better.

    "Mortimer" monologue

    • ▶️ I'm not gonna lie. I didn't know what I had when I first snatched this little feller up.
    • ▶️ Heck, it was more of a joke n' anything. Even givin him a name -- Mortimer! Just a little nugget in my hand.
    • ▶️ Sure, we all joshed I was his mammy, but I really thought we were gonna eat him when he got a little bigger. Which he did, rapidly.
    • ▶️ Wouldn't ya know it, I fell in love with the big goof.
    • ▶️ Along with that feeling came...some semblence of personal responsibility.
    • ▶️ Warn't long before me and the gang had a HARD falling out.
    • ▶️ But I got all the gang I need right here.
    • ▶️ I later learned these lizards got QUITE the life expectancy.
    • ▶️ So long as I don't get the both of us killed, he'll long outlive me.
    • ▶️ But I know he'll find someone else when I'm gone -- who needs his help just as much as I did.
    • ▶️ And they'll be thankful to have him. Yep.

    "Smithing" monologue

    • ▶️ I've said it before, I'll say it a million times. Powder ain't magic. It's art. And the powder ganger is the artist.
    • ▶️ I only really started making guns to ensure the quality of the smithing matched the quality of my pretty black dust.
    • ▶️ You won't see a master painter scrawlin' with a shop-bought brush.
    • ▶️ Well, once I had both the iron and the load, I made my way with 'em.
    • ▶️ Selling 'em when I had or wanted to... and turning 'em loose on those I thought deserved it.
    • ▶️ But that was a long time ago. Now I'm more...judicious in applying my talents.
    • ▶️ A girl's gotta have standards.

    "Baking" monologue

    • ▶️ For a spell there, I didn't want to have anything to do with smithing or killing.
    • ▶️ But a keen's idle hands are liable to rig up something even worse. So I turned to baking.
    • ▶️ Cookies are my specialty -- largely on account of being my favorite.
    • ▶️ But ride with me long enough and you might sample the odd snickerdoodle or taste some crumble pie.
    • ▶️ I even found a way to apply some of my previous talents in whipping up an effective new recipe.
    • ▶️ I do hope you'll try some. It'll make ya feel right as rain.

    "Home" monologue

    • ▶️ It's strange coming home. One of my big sisters settled in the vale -- but that's all gone now.
    • ▶️ Her little snipper's still runnin' around, but he's... had a hard time of it.
    • ▶️ I see some of the old keen around a bit--the ones that survived. But they're still scared of me like back in the day.
    • ▶️ And while I do assert that their remembrances are a might exaggerated, I will own up to a smidge of impropriety at a young age--
    • ▶️ I was just trying to find my place in the world.
    • ▶️ If they think I was bad back then, I should give 'em a taste of what come after. Hehe!
    • ▶️ Anywho, I don't know how long I'll stick around.
    • ▶️ There's trouble brewing, and if I've learned anything, a trusty iron on your side can make all the difference.
    • ▶️ Some folk are content just to have a roof over head n' kin to hold. But I gave all that up years ago. Yep, got everything I need right here.
    • ▶️ I've been around a few places n' one thing I learned: you got plans, you got contingencies, and you got the ace up your sleeve when the first two go belly up.

    Chat responses

    Lane missing

    Thanking
    thx, thanks, ty, or ally casts certain spell on player, 30 seconds cooldown

    40% chance

    Laughing
    /laugh, haha, lol, 15 seconds cooldown

    Match end

    Won

    • ▶️ Only one Ancient left n' it's ours!
    • ▶️ Well that settles THAT!
    • ▶️ Yes ma'am! Anyone don't like it can take it up with ME.
    • ▶️ Top showing, Mortimer. Couldn't'a done it without ya!
    • ▶️ Well done. You're worth ten of those idiots, Mortimer.
    • ▶️ Now that's how you exfluncticate an Ancient!
    • ▶️ And the best part? Dessert's already ready!
    • ▶️ Yee haw!

    During early-mid game

    Lost

    Cosmetic item drop

    Common

    Uncommon

    Rare and higher

    Misc

    Wizard

    Failure

    Happy

    Anger

    Yes

    No

    Taunt

    • ▶️ Awww, yer dumber'n a pumpkin. But I won't complain.
    • ▶️ Use that mash between yer ears for once!
    • ▶️ People like you are why I don't trust people not to be people!
    • ▶️ I'd rather be baking...

    Wheel

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