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Takeover
Loadout
- ▶️ Snapfire!
- ▶️ Beadie n' Mortimer!
- ▶️ Locked n' loaded.
- ▶️ Smells like a battle's cookin.
- ▶️ Perfect. I've got baking to do!
- ▶️ Who wants some battle biscuits?
- ▶️ I love the smell of black powder in the morning.
- ▶️ Name's Beatrix. But my friends call me Beadie.
- ▶️ Time to point and click.
- ▶️ Wait'll they get a load of me.
- ▶️ Powder ain't magic. It's art.
- ▶️ You looking for cookin tips, violence, or both?
Drafting
Picked
- ▶️ Yeee-haw!
Banned
- ▶️ Oh, stuff it.
Entering battle
- ▶️ Snapfire!
- ▶️ Snapfire!
- ▶️ Beadie n' Mortimer!
- ▶️ Beadie n' Mortimer!
- ▶️ Locked n' loaded.
- ▶️ Smells like a battle's cookin.
- ▶️ Perfect. I've got baking to do!
- ▶️ It's cookie time.
- ▶️ It's cookie time.
- ▶️ Who wants some battle biscuits?
- ▶️ Hold yer lizards, already. I'm here.
- ▶️ I love the smell of black powder in the morning.
- ▶️ What can I say? Guns are fun!
- ▶️ I just make it look easy.
- ▶️ Name's Beatrix. But my friends call me Beadie.
- ▶️ Looks like we're just in time, Mortimer.
- ▶️ I'm Beadie. N' this here's Mortimer. Nothing fancy. Just here to kill some time and if we can manage, some people.
- ▶️ You tell 'em Snapfire's comin! And hell's comin with me!
- ▶️ Now where'd I set that bazooka...
- ▶️ These old bones can tell when a fight's comin.
- ▶️ Up 'n at 'em, Mortimer!
- ▶️ Time to point and click.
- ▶️ Wait'll they get a load of me.
- ▶️ Powder ain't magic. It's art.
- ▶️ You looking for cookin tips, violence, or both?
- ▶️ Yeee-haw!
- ▶️ Wooo--eeee!
- ▶️ Oooh. Something smells good.
- ▶️ A demon in the kitchen!
- ▶️ I'll cook up something to fill yer belly up or blow yer head clean off.
- ▶️ I believe ya' heard of me.
- ▶️ This ain't my first rodeo, but might be your last.
- ▶️ Beadie and Mortimer. We're kind of a package deal.
- ▶️ Don't think cuz I'm here that I ain't got better things to do.
- ▶️ Beatrix Snapfire and the always charming Mortimer.
- ▶️ I'd just as soon draw a bead on ya as spit.
- ▶️ I ain't ornery, I'm experienced!
- ▶️ Arms for sale. Cash up front and character references required.
- ▶️ You need something blowed up or gunned down, you came to the right place.
- ▶️ Sometimes the deadliest weapons come in surprising packages.
- ▶️ When Mortimer's around, you're all playing second fiddle.
Taunting
15% chance
- ▶️ Some people are starting to get mighty preachy when talking about the bag. So I'm not gonna do that. But if I were, you could rest assured, that these here proceedings, are absolutely in the bag--which has furthermore been stashed in a lockbox and buried in a secret cave!
Beginning battle
- ▶️ Battle's about to start. Hehe. This should be good.
- ▶️ I usually try to outwit my foes, but gunning 'em down's just as good.
- ▶️ Time to scratch that itch on my trigger finger.
- ▶️ Who's making that gol-darn racket? Don't make me pull out my piece!
5% chance
- ▶️ Listen. Just cuz I turned over a new leaf doesn't mean I don't like killing people who really deserve it.
1% chance
- ▶️ Do this right and everything else is water under the bridge. Dust along the trail. And some other thing that's all said and done.
Moving
6 seconds cooldown
- ▶️ Let's ride.
- ▶️ Mortimer'll get us there.
- ▶️ Run n' gun.
- ▶️ Artillery on the move.
- ▶️ r Cross lots.
- ▶️ Movin.
- ▶️ Four legs a-churnin.
- ▶️ I'll mosey on over.
- ▶️ Time to git.
- ▶️ Git along.
- ▶️ Which way, Mortimer?
- ▶️ This way, Mortimer.
- ▶️ r Sometimes he goes where he wanna.
- ▶️ Nice n' easy.
- ▶️ Four by four.
- ▶️ Don't need roads.
- ▶️ Oh, we'll get there.
- ▶️ Water in the gulch.
- ▶️ Giddyup.
- ▶️ Hyah!
- ▶️ Tch Tch
- ▶️ Wup!
- ▶️ Wait along.
- ▶️ Grab the apple.
- ▶️ Sure.
- ▶️ You bet.
- ▶️ Well heeled.
- ▶️ 240 Pick-back style.
- ▶️ I could mosey.
- ▶️ On the dusty trail.
- ▶️ I reckon.
- ▶️ In the powder game.
- ▶️ To pay dirt.
- ▶️ In for it.
- ▶️ Let's have a look-see.
- ▶️ Makin' tracks.
- ▶️ On the shoot.
- ▶️ Lickety Split.
- ▶️ On the prod.
- ▶️ Take the back way.
- ▶️ By the by...
- ▶️ Packin' iron.
- ▶️ I'll enjoy the ride.
- ▶️ Should we hurry?
- ▶️ He'll find his way.
- ▶️ Sure as a gun.
15% chance
Moving at less than 20% health
- ▶️ Let's ride.
- ▶️ Mortimer'll get us there.
- ▶️ Run n' gun.
- ▶️ Artillery on the move.
- ▶️ Cross lots.
- ▶️ Movin.
- ▶️ Four legs a-churnin.
- ▶️ I'll mosey on over.
- ▶️ Time to git.
- ▶️ Git along.
- ▶️ u ...I'm an old gun haaaand...
- ▶️ r Sometimes he goes where he wanna.
- ▶️ Giddyup.
- ▶️ Hyah!
- ▶️ Tch Tch
- ▶️ Wup!
- ▶️ Wait along.
- ▶️ Sure.
- ▶️ You bet.
- ▶️ Well heeled.
- ▶️ 240 Pick-back style.
- ▶️ I could mosey.
- ▶️ On the dusty trail.
- ▶️ I reckon.
- ▶️ In the powder game.
- ▶️ To pay dirt.
- ▶️ In for it.
- ▶️ Let's have a look-see.
- ▶️ Makin' tracks.
- ▶️ On the shoot.
- ▶️ Lickety Split.
- ▶️ u This ain't no hayride!
- ▶️ On the prod.
- ▶️ Take the back way.
- ▶️ By the by...
- ▶️ Packin' iron.
- ▶️ u Look at his waddle!
- ▶️ I'll enjoy the ride.
- ▶️ Should we hurry?
- ▶️ He'll find his way.
- ▶️ u Sure as a gun.
40% chance
30% chance
- ▶️ Grab the apple.
20% chance
10% chance
Attacking
6 seconds cooldown
- ▶️ Guns blazing!
- ▶️ I got somethin for ya.
- ▶️ Eat this!
- ▶️ Arm yerself.
- ▶️ Barkin' irons!
- ▶️ Packin' powder.
- ▶️ You want a piece of me?
- ▶️ Git some!
- ▶️ Stir the pot.
- ▶️ Makin' peace.
- ▶️ Draw.
- ▶️ Crack shot.
- ▶️ Haha! Crack shot.
- ▶️ We'll see about that.
- ▶️ This is how I negotiate.
- ▶️ On a tear.
- ▶️ Reach for the skies.
- ▶️ Enough jack-jawin.
- ▶️ I let my irons do the talkin.
- ▶️ First a blast then a bite.
- ▶️ Draw a bead.
- ▶️ I'll make it quick.
- ▶️ As you like it
15% chance
- ▶️ r This is how your cookie crumbles.
- ▶️ r You gonna skin that smokewagon?
- ▶️ r Surrender and I'll give ya a treat.
Attacking at less than 20% health
- ▶️ Guns blazing!
- ▶️ I got somethin for ya.
- ▶️ Eat this!
- ▶️ Arm yerself.
- ▶️ Barkin' irons!
- ▶️ Packin' powder.
- ▶️ You want a piece of me?
- ▶️ Git some!
- ▶️ Stir the pot.
- ▶️ Makin' peace.
- ▶️ Draw.
- ▶️ Crack shot.
- ▶️ We'll see about that.
- ▶️ This is how I negotiate.
- ▶️ On a tear.
- ▶️ Reach for the skies.
- ▶️ This is how your cookie crumbles.
- ▶️ You gonna skin that smokewagon?
- ▶️ Enough jack-jawin.
- ▶️ I let my irons do the talkin.
- ▶️ First a blast then a bite.
- ▶️ Draw a bead.
- ▶️ I'll make it quick.
- ▶️ Surrender and I'll give ya a treat.
- ▶️ As you like it.
- ▶️ u Ha!
- ▶️ u Haaa!
- ▶️ u Haaa!
- ▶️ u Ha!
- ▶️ u Haya!
- ▶️ u Haaa!
- ▶️ u Hu ahh!
- ▶️ u Huuh!
- ▶️ u Haa!
- ▶️ u Ha!
- ▶️ u Ha!
- ▶️ u Uh!
- ▶️ u Uhh!
- ▶️ u Ha!
- ▶️ u Uh!
- ▶️ u Huh!
- ▶️ u Uhh!
- ▶️ u Hu!
- ▶️ u Uh!
- ▶️ u Uh!
Ordering a spell cast
- ▶️ 120 Do not make me climb down from here.
- ▶️ 120 Pray you only see my sweet side.
- ▶️ 120 You got another thing comin!
- ▶️ 120 Woooo!
- ▶️ 120 Ha ha ha haaa!
- ▶️ 120 Ah ha ha haa!
- ▶️ 120 Yeee haa!
- ▶️ 120 Ha haaa!
- ▶️ u Woo hooo!
- ▶️ 120 You ought not to done that.
Mid-game and onward
- ▶️ 120I'm your huckleberry.
Ordering a spell cast at less than 20% health
- ▶️ 120 Do not make me climb down from here.
- ▶️ 120 Pray you only see my sweet side.
- ▶️ 120 You got another thing comin!
Mid-game and onward
- ▶️ 120 I'm your huckleberry.
Abilities
Scatterblast
On cast, self
- ▶️ Blast ya' good!
- ▶️ Shotgunned!
- ▶️ Half-cocked!
- ▶️ Eat this!
- ▶️ Bushwacked!
- ▶️ Like my scattergun?
- ▶️ How's my aim?
- ▶️ Say hello to my little friend!
- ▶️ Brought somethin for you too.
- ▶️ With every barrel I got!
- ▶️ That one they call my big iron.
- ▶️ Aces!
- ▶️ This here's my boomstick!
- ▶️ Good for close quarters.
- ▶️ What a kick!
- ▶️ Get a load of this.
- ▶️ Whattaya need legs for?!
- ▶️ Slow down!
Firesnap Cookie
On cast, self
- ▶️ Snack attack!
- ▶️ Down the hatch.
- ▶️ He ain't sharin.
- ▶️ Here we go!
- ▶️ No crumbs!
- ▶️ Giddyup!
- ▶️ Giddyup!
25% chance
- ▶️ Don't mind if ya do, eh Mortimer?
- ▶️ Fighting's his favorite snacktivity.
- ▶️ He's a cookie combustion engine!
- ▶️ Steady on the hurricane deck.
On cast, allied hero
- ▶️ Catch!
- ▶️ I ain't lookin' fer feedback.
- ▶️ Gut bomb!
- ▶️ In ya go!
- ▶️ Eat up.
- ▶️ Forced feedin!
- ▶️ Break out the eatin' irons.
5% chance
- ▶️ The secret ingredient is explosions!
- ▶️ r The secret ingredient includes lizard spit.
- ▶️ r The secret ingredient probably won't hurt ya.
- ▶️ r The secret ingredient is a dang secret!
- ▶️ r The secret ingredient is nothing to worry about.
- ▶️ r The secret ingredient ain't easy to come by.
- ▶️ r The secret ingredient has been known to cause blindness.
- ▶️ r The secret ingredient is mostly inert at room temperature.
- ▶️ r The secret ingredient shouldn't be mixed with...certain things.
- ▶️ r The secret ingredient wouldn't be a secret if I told ya!
- ▶️ r The secret ingredient does have a fatal dose, but I'm careful.
- ▶️ r The secret ingredient might...pass through in a colorful fashion.
- ▶️ r The secret ingredient isn't lizard spit. That's the obvious ingredient!
- ▶️ 120 Try some. Make ya feel right as rain.
On cast, allied creep
10% chance
- ▶️ 120 Forced feedin!
Upon landing, enemy hero hit
30% chance
- ▶️ 120 Bonanza!
- ▶️ 120 Cookie party!
- ▶️ 120 Guns n' cookies. Cookies n' guns.
- ▶️ 120 Surprise!
- ▶️ 120 Where you going?
- ▶️ 120 The real secret ingredient is pain.
- ▶️ 120 That hit the spot!
Upon landing, nothing hit
20% chance
- ▶️ 120 No harm done.
- ▶️ 120 That'll wrinkle your spine.
- ▶️ 120 Ah, quit yer yammerin.
- ▶️ 120 Still fills the belly.
- ▶️ 120 They can't all be whompers.
- ▶️ 120 Puts some pep in your step!
1% chance
- ▶️ r A cookie for its own sake tastes just as sweet.
Lil' Shredder
On cast
- ▶️ Ah ha ha ha hahahahaha!
- ▶️ Ah ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha hah heh!
- ▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha hahaha!
- ▶️ Welcome to bullet hell!
- ▶️ Welcome to bullet hell!
- ▶️ Smoking hot!
- ▶️ Smoking hot!
- ▶️ Have a belly full!
- ▶️ Eat lead.
- ▶️ Meet the equalizer!
- ▶️ Where ya gonna run?!
- ▶️ Where ya gonna run?!
- ▶️ Tracer fire!
- ▶️ Here's the real shredder.
- ▶️ You'll get what's comin' to ya!
- ▶️ Time to show you some manners!
- ▶️ Hardly seems fair.
- ▶️ You asked for it!
- ▶️ That's some good sass!
- ▶️ Drop dead!
- ▶️ Beg for mercy!
- ▶️ Bleed me a river!
- ▶️ Eh ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Eh he he hee hee!
- ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha haaa!
- ▶️ Ahh ha ha ha ha ha haaa!
- ▶️ Te hee ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Eh he he he he he!
- ▶️ Oh ho ho ho ho ho!
- ▶️ He he he he heh!
- ▶️ Eh heh heh heh heh!
- ▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ He he heh heh heh!
On kill
- ▶️ I can see right through ya!
- ▶️ I made that bullet myself. And the gun too, of course.
- ▶️ Ha ha ha ha haa!
- ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Mortimer Kisses
On cast
- ▶️ Let 'em have it, Mortimer!
- ▶️ Bombs away!
- ▶️ Fire in the hole!
- ▶️ A warm hello to ya!
- ▶️ Incoming!
- ▶️ Give 'em hell!
- ▶️ Snot rocket! Ahahaha!
- ▶️ Lizard loogies!
- ▶️ Hawk 'em up, Mortimer!
- ▶️ Let 'er rip!
- ▶️ Hold still a sec!
- ▶️ Right...about...there!
- ▶️ Death from above!
- ▶️ Mortimer's got his own treats to share.
- ▶️ Save room for desert!
- ▶️ Baked with love in the fires of his belly!
- ▶️ It's certainly one way to die!
- ▶️ Don't look up!
- ▶️ It burns AND it's disgusting!
- ▶️ Always helpful in a pinch.
- ▶️ That's my boy!
- ▶️ Hahaha
On stop
- ▶️ u Misfire!
- ▶️ u Aim's a bit off.
- ▶️ u Cease fire!
- ▶️ u Hol' up!
- ▶️ u Cancel that!
- ▶️ u Oh ho, not THAT way, Mortimer.
- ▶️ u Woah! Woah, boy! Not yet!
- ▶️ u Haha, gettin' ahead of ourselves.
- ▶️ u Fetch up, Mortimer.
- ▶️ u Hang fire.
- ▶️ u Ho!
On kill
Leveling up
- ▶️ Oooh hoo hoo. Nice!
- ▶️ Yeah! That's the stuff!
- ▶️ High Calibur!
- ▶️ Goes to show you can't know everything!
- ▶️ By hook or by crook!
- ▶️ Aged to perfection.
- ▶️ Never too old to learn something new!
- ▶️ That puts some shine on it.
- ▶️ Looks like we're going whole hog, Mortimer.
- ▶️ r No, you don't get two cookies every time now, Mortimer. One will suffice.
- ▶️ Trigger finger's itchin...
- ▶️ Always did it the right way. MY way.
Killing an enemy
- ▶️ The sun'll bleach yer bones!
- ▶️ Hehe! Buzzard bait!
- ▶️ I ain't THAT old!
- ▶️ No one's afraid of an old lady. Till it's too damn late.
- ▶️ I've seen road kill with more guts n you.
- ▶️ Ah, quit yer bellyachin.
- ▶️ I'll stop gloatin' when you start bloatin!
- ▶️ I said GIT!
- ▶️ I ain't really a people person!
- ▶️ Looks like it's twelve oh one.
- ▶️ I've seen bluehorns die better.
- ▶️ How many notches is that, Mortimer?
- ▶️ No help for it.
- ▶️ Dead meat.
- ▶️ Damn, I'm good.
- ▶️ Sooner or later, gonna cut you down.
- ▶️ Boomtown!
- ▶️ Ca-click. BOOM! Ahaha!
- ▶️ We'll call that hash settled.
- ▶️ There you ain't.
- ▶️ Plenty more where that came from!
- ▶️ This land ain't big enough for the two of us.
- ▶️ Next time, don't be afraid to leave your friends to die.
- ▶️ Next time, try and be more aware of your surroundings.
- ▶️ Next time, don't get confused as to which target needs killing.
- ▶️ Next time, try and work together with your team a little bit.
- ▶️ Next time, figure out which team I'm on and join that one.
- ▶️ Oops. Yeah, you're leakin' purty good.
- ▶️ r Ah ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ r Oh ho ho hoho!
- ▶️ r Ah ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ r Ahh ha ha ha!
- ▶️ r Hoo hoo hoo ah ha ha!
- ▶️ r Eh he ha ha!
- ▶️ r Eh he he he heh!
- ▶️ r Eh heh heh heh heh!
- ▶️ r Eh heh heh heh!
- ▶️ r Hee hee hee hee!
- ▶️ r Eh he heh!
- ▶️ r Mmhmmhmm!
- ▶️ Don't you sass me.
- ▶️ This takes me back to my days as a road agent...
- ▶️ They call that the Snapfire special!
- ▶️ I'll not be held responsible for gross incompetence on your part.
- ▶️ Suck iron!
- ▶️ Eat lizard chips.
- ▶️ You might be surprised how far a little kindness can go.
Killing a specific enemy
25% chance
- ▶️
r Not even a body... just a stinky old cloak!
- ▶️
r Just like always. Caught sitting there with a cork in your hand.
- ▶️
r What's the matter, Razzil? Take me for a biddy?
- ▶️
r Nothing personal, ice cube. I'd have welcomed you just the same.
- ▶️
r That's the problem with youngins. One catastrophe and they think life's over!
- ▶️
r This's as good an end as you could hope for, Anti-Mage...
- ▶️
r I think your story's fulla holes. Just like you.
- ▶️
r Ho ho, dearie! You get yourself so worked up!
- ▶️
r I've got more practical fears at my age!
- ▶️
r I'm a lucid dreamer!
- ▶️
r Got enough leather now for a new pair of chaps.
- ▶️
r Heard we got a lot in common. I don't see it.
- ▶️
r I told you, he's with me willingly!
- ▶️
r There's a difference between being a hermit and being feral.
- ▶️
r Leaping lizards! Did you see the teeth on that thing?
- ▶️
r Bit off more'n you could chew, bloodboy!
- ▶️
r You couldn't track a thunderhide through snow.
- ▶️
r There ain't a bounty killer alive who can bring me in.
- ▶️
r I'll take a good brandy before bed, but a drink in battle'll always be your last.
- ▶️
r Oh, we work through the meanest hides.
- ▶️
r Now for the hard part: how do get this damn web off?
- ▶️
r Do I look like some buckle bunny to you?
- ▶️
r I told ya not to get your back up about it.
- ▶️
r All your purty horses are dead now.
- ▶️
r Comes right down to it, you weren't a bad enough dude.
- ▶️
r Was that your big plan, creep wrangler?
- ▶️
r Your mount looks happier dead.
- ▶️
r You're a real hard case, but maybe this is just what you need.
- ▶️
r Surprised my bullets even found purchase.
- ▶️
r There's a reason your ancestors made watches instead of guns!
- ▶️
r I know a dyed in the wool killer when I see one.
- ▶️
r Well she died warm at least.
- ▶️
r This isn't cuz you're different. It's cuz you're insufferable.
- ▶️
r Burn that little cage again for good measure, Mortimer.
- ▶️
r She kinda reminds me of myself. Except I never got killed by an old lady.
- ▶️
r What was his name? Razzle? No...that warn't it.
- ▶️
r I heard you're one of the weirdos who gets off on this. Well, enjoy!
- ▶️
r You've been waiting a while for this, so: What do you want on your tombstone?
- ▶️
r That lizard can't hold a candle to Mortimer.
- ▶️
r Wherever there's real, tangible evil in the world, it'll be my pleasure to shoot it.
- ▶️
r Truth is, I just got sick of your shtick.
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r Shoulda stayed in your hotroll this morning, Davion.
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r Ooh, rawr, I'm a dragon. Hehehe.
- ▶️
r I'll excuse your manners on account of cultural differences. But nobody shoots my lizard.
- ▶️
r Now your core temperture matches that icey personality.
- ▶️
r I never did the earth no harm. Till now anyway.
- ▶️
r You can't shoot without hitting a stupid talking rock around here.
- ▶️
r As far as earthquakes go, I'm underwhelmed.
- ▶️
r Something about that don't feel right. Oh well!
- ▶️
r This... is not how I expected today to go...
- ▶️
r My wick's still burning. Yours flickered out.
- ▶️
r Oh didn't you know explosions can also put fires out?
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r I won't eat you, dear. But Mortimer might.
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r Good, bad...I'm the gal with the gun.
- ▶️
r He didn't understand the gravity of the situation. Ahahahaha!
- ▶️
r We'll bury him in a black hole, am I right?! Sorry...couldn't resist...
- ▶️
r Usually I time my draw off the look in their eyes. So, yeah, this one was tough.
- ▶️
r I wonder what sort might call this one kin...
- ▶️
r We'd have called you Grumstroke where I grew up.
- ▶️
r Is that paint or--oh, nope. It's your blood.
- ▶️
r I got a dead fogey on my six!
- ▶️
r Shoulda stayed retired, old man.
- ▶️
r Been working out those table muscles, eh Aurel?
- ▶️
r I'm quick n' your dead, flyboy.
- ▶️
r You pulled the tail on the wrong hog.
- ▶️
r You seemed like a lovely ball of light, but Beadie's got a job to do.
- ▶️
r Don't you bleep that bloop at me.
- ▶️
r You high-falutin wizards are all the same. Useless in a real fight.
- ▶️
r Is this one notch or two? Eh, we'll go with one. It's just for fun anyway.
- ▶️
r The good news is we can separate ya now without danger. The bad news is you're both already dead.
- ▶️
r Another swordsman falls to ol' rackatee.
- ▶️
r You rode in the wrong rodeo, Ezalor.
- ▶️
r Turns out you're a one-horse talent.
- ▶️
r Just a bit above yer bend, ya salty lagger!
- ▶️
r In another lifetime, we coulda been fast friends. But here...I might forget you by tomorrow.
- ▶️
r Thought you might be up to snuff. Oh well.
- ▶️
r A no-count life ends in a no-count death.
- ▶️
r Want a cookie, Leshrac? Obviously I'm joking.
- ▶️
r Tryin' to be a wise-apple, eh? Well where'd that get ya?
- ▶️
r He looked dead already when I met him, but I made extra sure.
- ▶️
r Eat lizard chips, toothy! I got plenty to spare.
- ▶️
r I stole one back for the good guys. Well, good-ish.
- ▶️
r If you're gonna set about messing with me, best bring backup.
- ▶️
r Is your sister gonna thank me for this or put a price on my head?
- ▶️
r The world's better off shed of the likes of you.
- ▶️
r Darn. I was hoping for a bearskin blanket.
- ▶️
r I was thinking of just shootin' out the other eye. This seemed less cruel.
- ▶️
r I told ya to high tail it. You didn't listen.
- ▶️
r Not the first aquaintance I've had to kill. Hardly even the first today!
- ▶️
r Well you sure showed all those other dogs how to die.
- ▶️
r You were always gonna come out on the short end of the horn.
- ▶️
r I'm a little too tired for quips. I hope you understand.
- ▶️
r Time someone gave you a proper lacing.
- ▶️
r Godkiller has a nice ring to it, don't ya think?
- ▶️
r No way, no how, sister.
- ▶️
r No need to wake snakes on my account. I'll be out of your hair in a snap.
- ▶️
r This's what happens to high-graders in the Outlands.
- ▶️
r THAT's finishing school where I come from.
- ▶️
r There was a time I'd take ya for all yer worth, Princess. Today I'll just kill ya.
- ▶️
r Someone had to fix that leaky mouth of yours.
- ▶️
r You obviously haven't heard of me. Guess I been gone too long...
- ▶️
r Good thing I brought my slicker.
- ▶️
r Send this old boy up the flume.
- ▶️
r That's some dull music, sister.
- ▶️
r What's all that hellabaloo?!
- ▶️
r You set about me n' mine and this is what's coming to ya.
- ▶️
r Grew a bit too big for your grassy britches.
- ▶️
r At this age, pussbag? I'm immune.
- ▶️
r The benefits of a fortified diet.
- ▶️
r Rooster's crowin!
- ▶️
r Guess it's high noon after all.
- ▶️
r Why you skulking about, scuttlebug?
- ▶️
r Funny. My dictionary has a very different definition of assassin.
- ▶️
r Lady luck finally came to her senses.
- ▶️
r Nary-a-one left breathing.
- ▶️
r If your god sent you to me, I'm your hellfire.
- ▶️
r I don't need to slag on a pathetic dead man. Life already did the brunt of that work.
- ▶️
r I'm sure you won this one in your dreams, Oracle.
- ▶️
r You couldn't tell durana dung from honey.
- ▶️
r Tell the truth, I'm not even sure he's really dead. What if he's pan-dimensional?
- ▶️
r We gonna fight, Donte? Or you just gonna sit there battin' yer eyes?
- ▶️
r And so you die, sword and pistol by your side...
- ▶️
r Thought I was an easy mark till ya found a peck of trouble!
- ▶️
r I'll take a hold-out pistol over a boot knife any day.
- ▶️
r You're not gonna fob off this time, Lancer.
- ▶️
r Just a hay seed when all's said and done.
- ▶️
r If ya rise, I'll just shoot ya again.
- ▶️
r I've heard of a shooting star, but not shooting A star...
- ▶️
r Did we get it, or is it just playin dead?
- ▶️
r Had to time that shot juuust right.
- ▶️
r The buzzards won't touch this one.
- ▶️
r Pitch a fit all ya like. I've got the resolve to outlast ya.
- ▶️
r Some shootings are accidental. This was not one of 'em.
- ▶️
r Don't get persnickity with me, Queenie.
- ▶️
r I'm not so easily distracted by a bit of flesh.
- ▶️
r Sky a copper to the riverman, Razor. Though your kind might pass for free...
- ▶️
r Even without a discernable face you looked like a smug ass.
- ▶️
r You couldn't track a thunderhide in the snow!
- ▶️
r Keep that hocus pocus to yourself, whippersnapper!
- ▶️
r Most learned folks have the common sense to leave me be.
- ▶️
r Air already tastes a little less gritty.
- ▶️
r This is what comes of raisin' sand around me, crabby.
- ▶️
r Leave off the corpse, Mortimer. We're after more'n a dime's worth of dogmeat.
- ▶️
r This one was mean nuff to take a bite off a bushrattler.
- ▶️
r Not a soul'll mourn ya.
- ▶️
r This sure feels like justice.
- ▶️
r I heard you were all snake oil. But you had some real skill.
- ▶️
r I don't take kindly to shackles.
- ▶️
r My irons only stay quiet for so long. Eventually they always go off.
- ▶️
r That one had too much mustard on him for anyone's liking.
- ▶️
r Easier'n shooting skeet.
- ▶️
r Plenty of time for pining when you're dead!
- ▶️
r I suppose dumpin ya in the dirt would be an insult...
- ▶️
r Sorry to leave you out of sorts, but I've got bigger talking fish to fry.
- ▶️
r Papa taught me how to fish from a young age: with dynamite!
- ▶️
r I'm a reformed outlaw and you're a dead one. Go figure.
- ▶️
r Shoulda kept six beans in the wheel, Kardel.
- ▶️
r Never could outgun me. But it took some brass to try the long-spoon.
- ▶️
r Lookin' for a dance partner?
- ▶️
r Guess that settles that. Loser.
- ▶️
r Look, I didn't even know ya. But your allegiance said you had to die.
- ▶️
r Were those last words hard to follow for anyone else?
- ▶️
r He had the worst case of the trots I've ever seen.
- ▶️
r Never cared for prairie oysters myself...
- ▶️
r It ain't about who's fastest. It's about who keeps the level head.
- ▶️
r Zip zap. Bang bang. End of story.
- ▶️
r It'll take more than an oversized apple peeler to bring me down.
- ▶️
r I knew that armor would wear down eventually.
- ▶️
r You diseased maniacs!
- ▶️
r Ya always were off your nut!
- ▶️
r You weren't so bad. I've seen fools kill for less.
- ▶️
r Your books got an answer for that?
- ▶️
r If a life setence didn't take, we'll have to try death.
- ▶️
r This is the best possible outcome for everyone but you.
- ▶️
r Careful, Tidehunter. Sometimes you hook a snapper on the line.
- ▶️
r Can ya swim in dirt?
- ▶️
r You don't have the starch.
- ▶️
r Don't go gettin' sentimental on me.
- ▶️
r Heard you were after my whereabouts... How's that coming along?
- ▶️
r Always hate to lose a friend!
- ▶️
r I guess it's a bit much to expect a talking rock to be clever...
- ▶️
r Those were some dangerous ricochets!
- ▶️
r Feel the iron bite!
- ▶️
r From the forest itself!
- ▶️
r I've met your kind before, Troll. I try to be nice, but it always ends the same.
- ▶️
r Sometimes you gotta feed the trolls to the worms...
- ▶️
r You made a strong go of it. Not much more to ask.
- ▶️
r I can't believe you'd punch me right in my spectacles.
- ▶️
r I'll shoot ya as many times as it takes.
- ▶️
r What comes up, must be put down.
- ▶️
r Gotta remember: aim for the head!
- ▶️
r I must say, for a dead man, he was a helluva dancer.
- ▶️
r I'm always loaded for bear.
- ▶️
r You're gonna hibernate juuust a mite longer than planned.
- ▶️
r You're the girl that idiot was going on about?
- ▶️
r I'd say get over yourself, but striking a deal with a god is probably past the narcissist's point of no return.
- ▶️
r My, that's rank. Don't step in it, Mortimer.
- ▶️
r Might be we could sell this corpse as a specimen...
- ▶️
r Snake's are flying now?!
- ▶️
r Hmm. Should see if there's a reward.
- ▶️
r Mighty big buzzard!
- ▶️
r You woke up the wrong passenger, flappy.
- ▶️
r Hard to stay one step ahead of a bullet.
- ▶️
r Crawl back to whatever hole you spawned from.
- ▶️
r Stick to your funny papers and leave the fighting to those with the taste for it.
- ▶️
r Wizards and wiseacres, the lot of ya.
- ▶️
r Not the first bug on my boot heel.
- ▶️
r Crunchy!
- ▶️
r Yeah, I guess you could call what you do shootin...
- ▶️
r I gave ya a fair shake. Not my fault you're shooting all antiquated like.
- ▶️
r Fly as high as you want. Mortimer likes the challenge.
- ▶️
r Fire in the skies!
- ▶️
r I steer clear of doctors. Key to my longevity!
- ▶️
r Stay away from me, sawbones!
- ▶️
r The way I hear tell, you fashion yourself a bad man...
- ▶️
r I got bullets for days.
- ▶️
r The old ways are gone, geezer!
- ▶️
r Looks like us mortals got the upper hand.
- ▶️
r Quiet as a dead mouse.
- ▶️
r Guess your mettle don't match your steel.
- ▶️ u That's for takin' advantage of Mortimer!
- ▶️ u Got no use for a varmint what can't be trained!
- ▶️ u Where's those blueprints?
25% chance, during early-mid game
- ▶️
r So much for that business opportunity!
- ▶️
r I'm told all this is your fault, fishbowl!
- ▶️
r Don't be too sad. That was a nice pirouette, honey!
- ▶️
r I heard a sayin' once-- Wait. I'm not gonna waste my breath on a rummy like you.
- ▶️
r Nothing Mortimer likes more'n rooting out a good sticker.
- ▶️
r I always liked creepy crawlies, mind you. Just couldn't abide your temperament.
- ▶️
r Say a prayer for the clockmaker's son.
- ▶️
r A lotta good your armor does against some shredders!
- ▶️
r Fine, I'll say it. I just didn't like the look of ya.
- ▶️
r I bet people make grave jokes to ya all the time. But I'll let you rest in peace.
- ▶️
r Shame. You were the only Oglodi who's not an ass...
- ▶️
r You think a magic talking rock would have better things to do than pick on little old me.
- ▶️
r A bit more study and ya coulda been a half wit!
- ▶️
r Nothing under that mask but an empty hole.
- ▶️
r What's the matter, Kunkka? Someone steal your rudder?
- ▶️
r Took a lot of salt to face off against me.
- ▶️
r I'd call this fair-to-middlin' results for your part.
- ▶️
r You seem to have a knack for taking it in the neck.
- ▶️
r That'll put ya up a tree. They got trees where you're from?
- ▶️
r Whew! That's a stench'll put ya off your feed.
- ▶️
r You invisible fools are all so careless.
- ▶️
r Could you imagine it? All those years ago, coming to this?
First Blood
- ▶️ First blood!
- ▶️ First blood! Always was a quick draw.
- ▶️ First blood! Say hello to my boomstick!
- ▶️ First blood! Haha. For a sec I thought I only winged 'em.
- ▶️ First blood? I think I'll go back for more!
- ▶️ First blood. Guess it's snack time already!
Meeting an ally
30% chance, during earlygame, within 1000 radius
- ▶️
r AH! Don't sneak up on me like that, Abbadon.
- ▶️
r You can't live on mist alone. Have a cookie.
- ▶️
r You go find your own creeps, Razzil! These ones 'r mine!
- ▶️
r Heya, Razzil. I heard how you got outta irons. Inspired!
- ▶️
r You really like to knock round with this loud mouth? You could do better, Mr Ogre.
- ▶️
r I wish I'd been here for your huuuge failure, Razzil. It must have been a sight to NOT see.
- ▶️
r Cookies n' cold cream go together just nice.
- ▶️
r Have you tried...talking with someone, Anti-Mage?
- ▶️
r A cookie won't bring back your lost ones. But there's a tiiiny chance it'll send ya to join em.
- ▶️
r You two make a lovely couple!
- ▶️
r To be honest, I didn't factor two of you into my bakin' plans.
- ▶️
r Oh, Axe, you big dumb brilliant idiot.
- ▶️
r Spin for your supper, Axe.
- ▶️
r Everyone's got a story to tell. I expect you're no different.
- ▶️
r You're like something outta the penny dreadfuls!
- ▶️
r Anything fun to lass today, Batrider?
- ▶️
r Now you wouldn't try to take my cookies without askin' would ya?
- ▶️
r I know you can appreciate the land-loping life.
- ▶️
r I don't think you feed cookies to birds, but try tellin them that!
- ▶️
r I heard you promisin' cookies, but I don't see an oven.
- ▶️
r I can help you fulfill that cookie order I was told you're making.
- ▶️
r At least you're not a contract killer like that one girl.
- ▶️
r Keep those light fingers away from my kit, sonny.
- ▶️
r Heard you were a bit of a lapper. Got any apple jack?
- ▶️
r A little water wouldn't kill ya!
- ▶️
r A bit of rough and tumble's always welcome in a fight.
- ▶️
r Mortimer better not catch your cold...
- ▶️
r Never had a brood myself...
- ▶️
r Haha! Oh, sorry. Just imagined a spider wearing boots.
- ▶️
r Huffin and stompin is not gonna make these babies bake faster.
- ▶️
r Look, you're gonna have to share amongst yourself.
- ▶️
r The only persuasion Mortimer needs is a good cookie or five!
- ▶️
r Listen. I'll share my recipe with you, but don't tell anyone till after I'm gone.
- ▶️
r I still carry one of your grandfather's timepieces. Quality workmanship!
- ▶️
r There's a shockingly high amount of trauma in the lives of Keen folk...
- ▶️
r It's gonna be hell digging your grave if ya die.
- ▶️
r A bit more sand to you than I figured, Rylai.
- ▶️
r Listen, Rylai. You can do anything you want to a sibling EXCEPT kill em.
- ▶️
r You look mighty familiar, pointy. We met before?
- ▶️
r There's something about the shape of your head... I can't put my finger on it...
- ▶️
r I can always tell a firebug when I see 'em.
- ▶️
r You think you chose to be a guttersnipe instead of a merchant queen, but we'll see how it shakes out.
- ▶️
r Keep me alive and I'll keep cookin.
- ▶️
r I just don't get your philosophy, Death Prophet.
- ▶️
r Oooh, my hair's standin' on end!
- ▶️
r Hot damn. Ol' Scratch in the flesh.
- ▶️
r Did someone summon ya, or are you just free to come and go?
- ▶️
r So does it hurt real bad when you turn into a dragon? Cuz it looks like it does.
- ▶️
r Oh, you're quiet as a mouse, arent' ya.
- ▶️
r A strapping lad like you is always welcome on my side in a fight.
- ▶️
r I heard you wanna take a trip offworld. Sorry, I only know about the outlands.
- ▶️
r This crowd makes a girl feel young again!
- ▶️
r You could bake even without an oven!
- ▶️
r I saw a salt lick over yonder. Mortimer sure was happy.
- ▶️
r I know you can eat a cookie...but how? You know, on account of the no mouth thing...
- ▶️
r If ya got a mouth, you can eat. Cookie?
- ▶️
r A mouth is part of a face, so you're not entirely faceless...
- ▶️
r I'm somethin' of an artiste myself.
- ▶️
r Let's paint the town red, boyo!
- ▶️
r Finally got that old bucket in the air, huh Aurel?
- ▶️
r You're not gonna give me flack for my absence, are you Aurel?
- ▶️
r Blast, you kids are so dramatic these days. Not every little thing's life or death!
- ▶️
r Aren't you a bowl full a cherries with no pits.
- ▶️
r Mortimer loves meatballs, just so you know.
- ▶️
r I feel real sorry for folks without opposable thumbs.
- ▶️
r This here's the start of a real nice shindig.
- ▶️
r You come from purty country, Yurnero. But the folk there had beans for brains.
- ▶️
r Feel like some flap-jacks, Ezalor?
- ▶️
r Going my way pilgrim?
- ▶️
r I like a man with a little swagger in his step. Just so long as you ain't half seas over...
- ▶️
r I hear you're much set by amongst the Keen folk, but that don't mean much to me.
- ▶️
r I think we'll get along like gangbusters, dearie.
- ▶️
r You take that foul mood n' keep it to yourself, mister.
- ▶️
r You looked happy...from a distance.
- ▶️
r You've been through the mill a time or two, eh Lich?
- ▶️
r Where do they dig these guys up?
- ▶️
r I don't know what your problem is Lifestealer but... Cookie?
- ▶️
r Aren't you a right firecracker!
- ▶️
r I like a bit of sass in my gang.
- ▶️
r My sister passed while I was away. Time'll get away from ya if you're not careful.
- ▶️
r The only way you're getting a cookie is if I see some real progress, mister.
- ▶️
r Just answer the question. Is the bear dead or ain't he?
- ▶️
r Ohh, such a cute kitty.
- ▶️
r Scourge? Is that you?! Oh, we had some times!
- ▶️
r Sometimes I like to bark at the moon. But I get the feeling yours is more of a compulsion...
- ▶️
r Here, Magnus, can you stir this for me?
- ▶️
r Aww, did your daddy make you mad, Mars? Have a cookie.
- ▶️
r Mars, you were bad a lot longer n' me and have been good a lot less. But, hey, we're both doing our best.
- ▶️
r I'd call your look more distinguished than anything, Medusa.
- ▶️
r Think you can do something with my hair?
- ▶️
r What kind of skin game you runnin' here, Meepo?
- ▶️
r Ohh, he's beautiful. Aren't you lucky?
- ▶️
r That's a lovely battle tiara, dear.
- ▶️
r Good thing I learned to tune out prattlin' years ago.
- ▶️
r Can you move a bit that way, Morphling? You're making my bones hurt!
- ▶️
r Learn to live a little, Naga. It'll only kill ya if you let it.
- ▶️
r You're an odd stick, Naga. Why not just leave those debts behind?
- ▶️
r I don't share my nephew's prejudice, Prophet.
- ▶️
r I might deserve to lose, riding with the likes of you...
- ▶️
r You don't have a kind bone in your body. But that don't mean we can't put something sweet in there.
- ▶️
r You two are just adorable... I'm surprised you've lived this long!
- ▶️
r You some kind of sin-buster or something? Pretty busy round these parts.
- ▶️
r Never had much use for religion. But you pray all you like.
- ▶️
r Babble all you like, Oracle. Just don't ask for a nickel.
- ▶️
r I thought I'd been places...
- ▶️
r Oh, come on now. You're just stringing a whizzer on me.
- ▶️
r Aren't you a dashing young man... Have a cookie!
- ▶️
r What task you shirkin' today, Donte? There's always something...
- ▶️
r There are a lot easier ways to assassinate someone, dearie.
- ▶️
r I left all my folk behind too. Least yours think you're dead.
- ▶️
r You always know how to brighten up my day, firebird.
- ▶️
r Oh, playful! Mortimer likes that.
- ▶️
r I better get baking!
- ▶️
r Before you think of stealing a cookie, remember: I prefer capital over corporal punishment.
- ▶️
r You're certainly one of a kind, lassie. At least the world better hope so.
- ▶️
r If you feel at ease prancin' about in your unmentionables, I'm not stoppin ya.
- ▶️
r I don't hate you Razor, but I certainly don't like you either.
- ▶️
r Don't forget to wash behind your ears, Riki! I see that dirt.
- ▶️
r Why can't you copy your friend's spells, Rubick? Seems like that'd be even easier.
- ▶️
r They don't taste as good with sand in em, but unfortunately that is the most common way of eatin' em.
- ▶️
r Do you got a stomach in there, boney?
- ▶️
r So you eat souls... Are they sweet?
- ▶️
r What kind of chicanery's in store today, Shaman?
- ▶️
r Don't chew with your mouth open, Silencer.
- ▶️
r I gotta tell ya, birdman: Life moves pretty fast. Better fish or cut bait.
- ▶️
r I know carp like doughballs... Do you have a favorite snack?
- ▶️
r Figured you'd be on the dodge somewhere, Slark.
- ▶️
r There's flint needs fixin, Kardel.
- ▶️
r Never thought I'd have to pal on with you again, Kardel... Urgh.
- ▶️
r I was hopin' you'd cashed in your chips by now, Kardel...
- ▶️
r Got my war bag packed. You all ready?
- ▶️
r I know a lot your kin were hacked off with me. They still hold a grudge?
- ▶️
r You just take your time getting ready, darlin. We'll still be here when you're done.
- ▶️
r Don't make any rash decisions, Spirit Breaker. We play it cool.
- ▶️
r You here at your master's behest, or hitchin on your own hook these days?
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r Hmm, maybe we could make some modifications to my oven.
- ▶️
r Someone said you can breathe under water. Is that true?
- ▶️
r How's the soup smell today, boys?
- ▶️
r You always were the clevery one, Spoony.
- ▶️
r I once crossed paths with a fella claimed to serve a hidden master. Maybe your predecessor?
- ▶️
r Well aren't you full of yourself.
- ▶️
r Never spent much time near the ocean.
- ▶️
r We really need to get you some help, Rizzrack. This has gone on too long...
- ▶️
r The first step is admitting you have a problem, Rizzrack. Can you do that?
- ▶️
r Oh, Rizzrack. You never understood why I couldn't stay. If you don't know by now, there's nothing to say.
- ▶️
r Of course I still love you. But I'll smack ya down when you get petulent.
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r Boush! I didn't expect to light on you in these parts.
- ▶️
r How'd a coupla old rats like us end up here, Boush?
- ▶️
r Oh no, after you. Rolling boulders have right of way.
- ▶️
r I don't think they've got any of you lot in the Outlands. Least, those trees sure don't seem protected.
- ▶️
r Don't worry, Rizzrack's particular brand of psychosis does not run in the family.
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r Friends with a troll? Not likely. But we don't gotta be friends to win this fight.
- ▶️
r Brewmaster's off paintin' his nose if you're looking for him.
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r Out of the way, tubby!
- ▶️
r Air smells a bit gamey, eh?
- ▶️
r There a comfy little hidey hole around here somewhere?
- ▶️
r You're awfully pale, dear. Have you eaten?
- ▶️
r Didn't think any water moccasins were in these parts...
- ▶️
r I been to Jidi once. Wouldn't mind going back there...
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r I try to not be prejudiced, but you don't set me at ease, Viper.
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r I'm not questioning your intent, Visage...only your motivations.
- ▶️
r No one seems to know much about you. And your brothers sure are being tight-lipped.
- ▶️
r People are asking if I'm here with you, on account of our simultaneous arrivals... Please disabuse them of the notion!
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r Got any pulps in there, Warlock? Good way to pass the time.
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r Can I see that book? Mortimer's driving. I can read on the way!
- ▶️
r Must be nice to always have a do-over.
- ▶️
r So you wanna learn how to REALLY shoot?
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r Oh, I just love your poetry, Auroth. Do one about Mortimer.
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r Never held a high regard for sawbones, but can't argue they've saved my hide a time or two.
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r Eh. Good...bad... I work with what I got, Ostarion.
- ▶️
r Are your godly standards really low, or are we moving up in the world?
- ▶️
r I saw your boy. He looks a lot better.
- ▶️
r You'd do best to stay on my sweet side.
- ▶️ u It's so nice to see young love.
- ▶️ u Well, now I've got a scapegoat.
- ▶️ u I suppose you and Mortimer can play together.
- ▶️ u So have you thought about adding some black powder to every design?
- ▶️ u Oh, you're so spry! Even in my best days I couldn't pull that off.
Meeting an enemy
Within 1000 radius
25% chance
25% chance, during early-mid game
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r Still out here begging for change, Razzil?
Last hitting
60 seconds cooldown
- ▶️ Acquisitions!
- ▶️ Those 'r mine now.
- ▶️ Do what you love n' the money follows!
- ▶️ More for the chuckwagon.
- ▶️ Bullseye.
- ▶️ Fool's gold.
- ▶️ Target practice.
- ▶️ Shoot the shine off a penny.
- ▶️ I ain't even lookin!
- ▶️ Shoulda zagged!
- ▶️ Just a feeew more.
- ▶️ Hard money!
- ▶️ Nuff for a hot rock.
- ▶️ Ain't that a piece of pudding.
- ▶️ Put it in my pocket.
- ▶️ Pulling in the pieces.
- ▶️ Fine as gravy.
- ▶️ So it goes.
- ▶️ Nothin to nobody.
- ▶️ Oh I scrape by.
15% chance
- ▶️ r ...I'm an old gun haaaand...
Last-hitting at less than 20% health
- ▶️ Acquisitions!
- ▶️ Those 'r mine now.
- ▶️ Do what you love n' the money follows!
- ▶️ More for the chuckwagon.
- ▶️ Bullseye.
- ▶️ Fool's gold.
- ▶️ Target practice.
- ▶️ Shoot the shine off a penny.
- ▶️ I ain't even lookin!
- ▶️ Shoulda zagged!
- ▶️ Just a feeew more.
- ▶️ Hard money!
- ▶️ Nuff for a hot rock.
- ▶️ Ain't that a piece of pudding.
- ▶️ Put it in my pocket.
- ▶️ Pulling in the pieces.
- ▶️ Fine as gravy.
- ▶️ So it goes.
- ▶️ Nothin to nobody.
- ▶️ Oh I scrape by.
Denying
Requires visible enemy player within 1000 radius, 60 seconds cooldown
- ▶️ Nuh uh.
- ▶️ Nuh uh.
- ▶️ Nope!
- ▶️ Nope!
- ▶️ Nice try.
- ▶️ Aww, shoot.
- ▶️ Quickdraw!
- ▶️ Trickshot!
- ▶️ 240 Sorry! Hee hee!
- ▶️ 240 Sorry! Hee hee!
- ▶️ That's right!
- ▶️ Yeah no.
- ▶️ Irks, don't it?
- ▶️ My creep, my responsibility.
- ▶️ Shootout!
- ▶️ This is how I help you get better.
- ▶️ Gotta get up puuurrrty early...
- ▶️ Oh ho! Really though...
- ▶️ Yes, ma'am! That's a deny.
- ▶️ Don't let it vex ya.
- ▶️ So it goes.
- ▶️ Don't get cross with me.
- ▶️ Denied!
- ▶️ 120 D. Nied.
- ▶️ 120 Deeee-nied!
- ▶️ 120 De-niiiied!
Denying at less than 20% health
- ▶️ Nuh uh.
- ▶️ Nope!
- ▶️ Nice try.
- ▶️ Aww, shoot.
- ▶️ Quickdraw!
- ▶️ Trickshot!
- ▶️ Sorry! Hee hee!
- ▶️ That's right!
- ▶️ Yeah no.
- ▶️ Irks, don't it?
- ▶️ My creep, my responsibility.
- ▶️ Shootout!
- ▶️ This is how I help you get better.
- ▶️ Gotta get up puuurrrty early...
- ▶️ Oh ho! Really though...
- ▶️ Yes, ma'am! That's a deny.
- ▶️ Don't let it vex ya.
- ▶️ So it goes.
- ▶️ Don't get cross with me.
- ▶️ Denied!
- ▶️ D. Nied.
- ▶️ Deeee-nied!
- ▶️ De-niiiied!
Acquiring an item
- ▶️ r Enough with the ballyhoo. Just hand it over.
- ▶️ r Boss goods, sonny.
- ▶️ r This'll work swell.
- ▶️ r Gold on the barrelhead.
- ▶️ r Looks like I got the better end.
Acquiring a specific item
- ▶️
r Now let's see what all the fuss is about.
- ▶️
r Say! This works swell!
- ▶️
r I don't usually truck with wizard stuff...
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r Aghanim's Scepter!
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r Blink Dagger!
- ▶️
r Jumpin' every which way!
- ▶️
r Oh, I jump this way...I jump that way...
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u Blink Dagger
- ▶️
r Abyssal Blade
- ▶️
r Aeon Disk
- ▶️
r Aether Lens
- ▶️
r Arcane Boots
- ▶️
r Armlet of makin-me-a-big-un!
- ▶️
r Assault Cuirass
- ▶️
r Basher
- ▶️
r Battle Fury
- ▶️
r Black King Bar
- ▶️
r Blade Mail
- ▶️
r Bloodstone
- ▶️
r Bloodthorn
- ▶️
r Boots of Travel
- ▶️
r Quite a bargain!
- ▶️
r Butterfly
- ▶️
r Refreshing drink!
- ▶️
r Crystalys
- ▶️
r Daedalus
- ▶️
r Dagon
- ▶️
r Demon Edge
- ▶️
r Desolator
- ▶️
r Diffusal Blade
- ▶️
r Divine Rapier
- ▶️
r Dragon Lance
- ▶️
r I could do with the reach.
- ▶️
r Hey, you over yonder. Hold up your hat!
- ▶️
r Drums of Endurance
- ▶️
r Dust of Appearance
- ▶️
r Eaglesong
- ▶️
r Echo Sabre
- ▶️
r Can fit all sorts of things in here.
- ▶️
r Ethereal Blade
- ▶️
r Eul's Scepter of Divinity
- ▶️
r Force Staff
- ▶️
r Gem of Truesight
- ▶️
r Ghost Scepter
- ▶️
r Glimmer Cape
- ▶️
r You're gonna love this, Mortimer.
- ▶️
r Where can't we go now?
- ▶️
r Now ya see me...
- ▶️
r Hand of Midas
- ▶️
r Heart of Tarrasque
- ▶️
r Let's see 'em try'n kill me now!
- ▶️
r Heaven's Halberd
- ▶️
r I really don't like those who try'n lay hands on me.
- ▶️
r We'll stop 'em mid-swing.
- ▶️
r Helm of the Dominator
- ▶️
r I don't know how I feel about this...
- ▶️
r Hood of Defiance
- ▶️
r Hurricaine Pike
- ▶️
r I might as well finish it up.
- ▶️
r Hyperstone
- ▶️
r Shadow Blade
- ▶️
r Kaya
- ▶️
r Kaya and Sange
- ▶️
r Lotus Orb
- ▶️
r Maelstrom
- ▶️
r Better be careful round my powder.
- ▶️
r This'll make 'em tingle.
- ▶️
r Manta Style
- ▶️
r Mask of Madness
- ▶️
r Medallion of Courage
- ▶️
r Mekansm
- ▶️
r Meteor Hammer
- ▶️
r Mjollnir
- ▶️
r The whole shebang!
- ▶️
r Slicker n' grease lightning.
- ▶️
r Monkey King Bar
- ▶️
r Mystic Staff
- ▶️
r Necronomicon
- ▶️
r Null Talisman
- ▶️
r Nullifier
- ▶️
r Wards win wars, you know.
- ▶️
r Octarine Core
- ▶️
r Orb of Venom
- ▶️
r Orchid Malevolence
- ▶️
r Perserverance
- ▶️
r Phase Boots
- ▶️
r Pipe of Insight
- ▶️
r Power Treads
- ▶️
r Radiance
- ▶️
r Refresher Orb
- ▶️
r What the heck's this thing?
- ▶️
r Rod of Atos
- ▶️
r They're gonna hate this. Hehe.
- ▶️
r Rack 'em up!
- ▶️
r Sange
- ▶️
r Sange and Yasha
- ▶️
r Satanic
- ▶️
r Sentries save lives, you know.
- ▶️
r Scythe of Vyse
- ▶️
r Shiva's Guard
- ▶️
r Silver Edge
- ▶️
r Eye of Skadi
- ▶️
r Smoke of Deceit
- ▶️
r I gave it up years ago.
- ▶️
r Solar Crest
- ▶️
r Soul Ring
- ▶️
r Linkin's Sphere
- ▶️
r Spirit Vessel
- ▶️
r Tangos for cash.
- ▶️
r Tome of Knowledge
- ▶️
r Can't forget this!
- ▶️
r Urn of Shadows
- ▶️
r Vanguard
- ▶️
r I like the fit.
- ▶️
r Come at me!
- ▶️
r Veil of Discord
- ▶️
r Vladmir's Offering
- ▶️
r Yasha
- ▶️
r Yasha and Kaya
- ▶️
Immortality!
50% chance
- ▶️
Twice as full of vinegar!
25% chance
Dying
- ▶️ Least we... weren't abed.
- ▶️ I'm...sorry...Mortimer...
- ▶️ Whelp. They got us.
- ▶️ I guess they took it personal...
- ▶️ I'll...see you in hell...
- ▶️ Addlepots... The lot of ya...
- ▶️ Time...to take the big jump.
- ▶️ That's one way to cash in...
- ▶️ Our cavortin' days is over Mortimer.
- ▶️ Perhaps...a bit rash...
- ▶️ Lizard...spit.
- ▶️ Did Mortimer...get away?
- ▶️ You'll...get yours...
- ▶️ I still...wouldn't trade...places with you.
- ▶️ All...part of the plan.
- ▶️ Run into...a hard case...
- ▶️ I'm all...sewn up.
- ▶️ That's...just...poppycock...
- ▶️ We're all... stoved up.
- ▶️ Low-down, no good...ughhhh
- ▶️ u Nooooooo!
- ▶️ u Nooooooo!
- ▶️ u Gyaaaaaah!
- ▶️ u Gyaaaaaah!
Respawning
- ▶️ Here we go again, Mortimer...
- ▶️ Time to dance with them what brung me.
- ▶️ No time fer standin' still!
- ▶️ Musta been a low-down bushwack!
- ▶️ Now they got my dander up.
- ▶️ That was mostly luck on their part. Mostly.
- ▶️ Well look at that. Not a hair out of place.
- ▶️ Back in the saddle again.
- ▶️ Leave 'em to me.
- ▶️ Chalk it up to another close call.
- ▶️ Oof. I'll feel that one tomorrow.
- ▶️ Worms can't have me just yet.
- ▶️ Free and easy till the end.
- ▶️ We'll put them notions behind us.
- ▶️ Alright, let's settle this like civilized killers.
- ▶️ Time for a reckoning, I reckon.
- ▶️ What in tarnation was that?
- ▶️ Never fight on an empty stomach...
- ▶️ Was that one on you or me, Mortimer?
- ▶️ Better skin my thumb-buster a bit quicker next time.
- ▶️ I ain't gettin' any younger.
- ▶️ I'll refrain from profanity for Mortimer's sake.
- ▶️ Durana dung!
- ▶️ Hornswoggle!
- ▶️ Poppycock!
- ▶️ Low-down no-account creep-stealin' fool!
- ▶️ Damn you sons of bitches!
- ▶️ Hellbear spawn!
- ▶️ Oh, stuff it.
15% chance
Reincarnating
Bottling Runes
- ▶️ Perfect fit.
- ▶️ Guess I'll take it with me.
- ▶️ Waste not and ya won't get wasted.
- ▶️ Ooh. Almost looks alive, don't it?
- ▶️ It ain't lightning. But it'll do.
- ▶️ Fill 'er up!
- ▶️ Save a snort for later.
- ▶️ This'll come in handy on the trail.
Activating runes
Bounty Rune
50% chance
40% chance
- ▶️ r Huntin' bounties!
15% chance
- ▶️ r Bounty killin.
- ▶️ Double Damage!