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Takeover

Loadout

Drafting

Picked

Banned

Entering battle

Taunting

15% chance

  • ▶️ Some people are starting to get mighty preachy when talking about the bag. So I'm not gonna do that. But if I were, you could rest assured, that these here proceedings, are absolutely in the bag--which has furthermore been stashed in a lockbox and buried in a secret cave!

Beginning battle

  • ▶️ Battle's about to start. Hehe. This should be good.
  • ▶️ I usually try to outwit my foes, but gunning 'em down's just as good.
  • ▶️ Time to scratch that itch on my trigger finger.
  • ▶️ Who's making that gol-darn racket? Don't make me pull out my piece!

5% chance

  • ▶️ Listen. Just cuz I turned over a new leaf doesn't mean I don't like killing people who really deserve it.

1% chance

  • ▶️ Do this right and everything else is water under the bridge. Dust along the trail. And some other thing that's all said and done.

Moving

6 seconds cooldown

15% chance

Moving at less than 20% health

40% chance

30% chance

20% chance

10% chance

Attacking

6 seconds cooldown

15% chance

Attacking at less than 20% health

Ordering a spell cast

Mid-game and onward

Ordering a spell cast at less than 20% health

Mid-game and onward

Abilities

Scatterblast
On cast, self

Firesnap Cookie
On cast, self

25% chance

On cast, allied hero

5% chance

  • ▶️ The secret ingredient is explosions!
  • ▶️ r The secret ingredient includes lizard spit.
  • ▶️ r The secret ingredient probably won't hurt ya.
  • ▶️ r The secret ingredient is a dang secret!
  • ▶️ r The secret ingredient is nothing to worry about.
  • ▶️ r The secret ingredient ain't easy to come by.
  • ▶️ r The secret ingredient has been known to cause blindness.
  • ▶️ r The secret ingredient is mostly inert at room temperature.
  • ▶️ r The secret ingredient shouldn't be mixed with...certain things.
  • ▶️ r The secret ingredient wouldn't be a secret if I told ya!
  • ▶️ r The secret ingredient does have a fatal dose, but I'm careful.
  • ▶️ r The secret ingredient might...pass through in a colorful fashion.
  • ▶️ r The secret ingredient isn't lizard spit. That's the obvious ingredient!
  • ▶️ 120 Try some. Make ya feel right as rain.

On cast, allied creep

10% chance

Upon landing, enemy hero hit
30% chance

Upon landing, nothing hit
20% chance

1% chance

  • ▶️ r A cookie for its own sake tastes just as sweet.

Lil' Shredder
On cast

On kill

Mortimer Kisses
On cast

On stop

On kill

  • ▶️ r This'll sap some of their starch.
  • ▶️ r Fat's in the fire. It's too late for you.

Leveling up

Killing an enemy

Killing a specific enemy
25% chance

  • ▶️ Abaddon minimap icon.png r Not even a body... just a stinky old cloak!
  • ▶️ Alchemist minimap icon.png r Just like always. Caught sitting there with a cork in your hand.
  • ▶️ Alchemist minimap icon.png r What's the matter, Razzil? Take me for a biddy?
  • ▶️ Ancient Apparition minimap icon.png r Nothing personal, ice cube. I'd have welcomed you just the same.
  • ▶️ Anti-Mage minimap icon.png r That's the problem with youngins. One catastrophe and they think life's over!
  • ▶️ Anti-Mage minimap icon.png r This's as good an end as you could hope for, Anti-Mage...
  • ▶️ Arc Warden minimap icon.png r I think your story's fulla holes. Just like you.
  • ▶️ Axe minimap icon.png r Ho ho, dearie! You get yourself so worked up!
  • ▶️ Bane minimap icon.png r I've got more practical fears at my age!
  • ▶️ Bane minimap icon.png r I'm a lucid dreamer!
  • ▶️ Batrider minimap icon.png r Got enough leather now for a new pair of chaps.
  • ▶️ Batrider minimap icon.png r Heard we got a lot in common. I don't see it.
  • ▶️ Beastmaster minimap icon.png r I told you, he's with me willingly!
  • ▶️ Beastmaster minimap icon.png r There's a difference between being a hermit and being feral.
  • ▶️ Bloodseeker minimap icon.png r Leaping lizards! Did you see the teeth on that thing?
  • ▶️ Bloodseeker minimap icon.png r Bit off more'n you could chew, bloodboy!
  • ▶️ Bounty Hunter minimap icon.png r You couldn't track a thunderhide through snow.
  • ▶️ Bounty Hunter minimap icon.png r There ain't a bounty killer alive who can bring me in.
  • ▶️ Brewmaster minimap icon.png r I'll take a good brandy before bed, but a drink in battle'll always be your last.
  • ▶️ Bristleback minimap icon.png r Oh, we work through the meanest hides.
  • ▶️ Broodmother minimap icon.png r Now for the hard part: how do get this damn web off?
  • ▶️ Centaur Warrunner minimap icon.png r Do I look like some buckle bunny to you?
  • ▶️ Centaur Warrunner minimap icon.png r I told ya not to get your back up about it.
  • ▶️ Chaos Knight minimap icon.png r All your purty horses are dead now.
  • ▶️ Chaos Knight minimap icon.png r Comes right down to it, you weren't a bad enough dude.
  • ▶️ Chen minimap icon.png r Was that your big plan, creep wrangler?
  • ▶️ Chen minimap icon.png r Your mount looks happier dead.
  • ▶️ Clinkz minimap icon.png r You're a real hard case, but maybe this is just what you need.
  • ▶️ Clinkz minimap icon.png r Surprised my bullets even found purchase.
  • ▶️ Clockwerk minimap icon.png r There's a reason your ancestors made watches instead of guns!
  • ▶️ Crystal Maiden minimap icon.png r I know a dyed in the wool killer when I see one.
  • ▶️ Crystal Maiden minimap icon.png r Well she died warm at least.
  • ▶️ Dark Seer minimap icon.png r This isn't cuz you're different. It's cuz you're insufferable.
  • ▶️ Dark Willow minimap icon.png r Burn that little cage again for good measure, Mortimer.
  • ▶️ Dark Willow minimap icon.png r She kinda reminds me of myself. Except I never got killed by an old lady.
  • ▶️ Dazzle minimap icon.png r What was his name? Razzle? No...that warn't it.
  • ▶️ Death Prophet minimap icon.png r I heard you're one of the weirdos who gets off on this. Well, enjoy!
  • ▶️ Death Prophet minimap icon.png r You've been waiting a while for this, so: What do you want on your tombstone?
  • ▶️ Disruptor minimap icon.png r That lizard can't hold a candle to Mortimer.
  • ▶️ Doom minimap icon.png r Wherever there's real, tangible evil in the world, it'll be my pleasure to shoot it.
  • ▶️ Doom minimap icon.png r Truth is, I just got sick of your shtick.
  • ▶️ Dragon Knight minimap icon.png r Shoulda stayed in your hotroll this morning, Davion.
  • ▶️ Dragon Knight minimap icon.png r Ooh, rawr, I'm a dragon. Hehehe.
  • ▶️ Drow Ranger minimap icon.png r I'll excuse your manners on account of cultural differences. But nobody shoots my lizard.
  • ▶️ Drow Ranger minimap icon.png r Now your core temperture matches that icey personality.
  • ▶️ Earth Spirit minimap icon.png r I never did the earth no harm. Till now anyway.
  • ▶️ Earthshaker minimap icon.png r You can't shoot without hitting a stupid talking rock around here.
  • ▶️ Earthshaker minimap icon.png r As far as earthquakes go, I'm underwhelmed.
  • ▶️ Elder Titan minimap icon.png r Something about that don't feel right. Oh well!
  • ▶️ Elder Titan minimap icon.png r This... is not how I expected today to go...
  • ▶️ Ember Spirit minimap icon.png r My wick's still burning. Yours flickered out.
  • ▶️ Ember Spirit minimap icon.png r Oh didn't you know explosions can also put fires out?
  • ▶️ Enchantress minimap icon.png r I won't eat you, dear. But Mortimer might.
  • ▶️ Enchantress minimap icon.png r Good, bad...I'm the gal with the gun.
  • ▶️ Enigma minimap icon.png r He didn't understand the gravity of the situation. Ahahahaha!
  • ▶️ Enigma minimap icon.png r We'll bury him in a black hole, am I right?! Sorry...couldn't resist...
  • ▶️ Faceless Void minimap icon.png r Usually I time my draw off the look in their eyes. So, yeah, this one was tough.
  • ▶️ Faceless Void minimap icon.png r I wonder what sort might call this one kin...
  • ▶️ Grimstroke minimap icon.png r We'd have called you Grumstroke where I grew up.
  • ▶️ Grimstroke minimap icon.png r Is that paint or--oh, nope. It's your blood.
  • ▶️ Gyrocopter minimap icon.png r I got a dead fogey on my six!
  • ▶️ Gyrocopter minimap icon.png r Shoulda stayed retired, old man.
  • ▶️ Gyrocopter minimap icon.png r Been working out those table muscles, eh Aurel?
  • ▶️ Huskar minimap icon.png r I'm quick n' your dead, flyboy.
  • ▶️ Huskar minimap icon.png r You pulled the tail on the wrong hog.
  • ▶️ Io minimap icon.png r You seemed like a lovely ball of light, but Beadie's got a job to do.
  • ▶️ Io minimap icon.png r Don't you bleep that bloop at me.
  • ▶️ Invoker minimap icon.png r You high-falutin wizards are all the same. Useless in a real fight.
  • ▶️ Jakiro minimap icon.png r Is this one notch or two? Eh, we'll go with one. It's just for fun anyway.
  • ▶️ Jakiro minimap icon.png r The good news is we can separate ya now without danger. The bad news is you're both already dead.
  • ▶️ Juggernaut minimap icon.png r Another swordsman falls to ol' rackatee.
  • ▶️ Keeper of the Light minimap icon.png r You rode in the wrong rodeo, Ezalor.
  • ▶️ Keeper of the Light minimap icon.png r Turns out you're a one-horse talent.
  • ▶️ Kunkka minimap icon.png r Just a bit above yer bend, ya salty lagger!
  • ▶️ Legion Commander minimap icon.png r In another lifetime, we coulda been fast friends. But here...I might forget you by tomorrow.
  • ▶️ Legion Commander minimap icon.png r Thought you might be up to snuff. Oh well.
  • ▶️ Leshrac minimap icon.png r A no-count life ends in a no-count death.
  • ▶️ Leshrac minimap icon.png r Want a cookie, Leshrac? Obviously I'm joking.
  • ▶️ Lich minimap icon.png r Tryin' to be a wise-apple, eh? Well where'd that get ya?
  • ▶️ Lich minimap icon.png r He looked dead already when I met him, but I made extra sure.
  • ▶️ Lifestealer minimap icon.png r Eat lizard chips, toothy! I got plenty to spare.
  • ▶️ Lifestealer minimap icon.png r I stole one back for the good guys. Well, good-ish.
  • ▶️ Lina minimap icon.png r If you're gonna set about messing with me, best bring backup.
  • ▶️ Lina minimap icon.png r Is your sister gonna thank me for this or put a price on my head?
  • ▶️ Lion minimap icon.png r The world's better off shed of the likes of you.
  • ▶️ Lone Druid minimap icon.png r Darn. I was hoping for a bearskin blanket.
  • ▶️ Lone Druid minimap icon.png r I was thinking of just shootin' out the other eye. This seemed less cruel.
  • ▶️ Luna minimap icon.png r I told ya to high tail it. You didn't listen.
  • ▶️ Luna minimap icon.png r Not the first aquaintance I've had to kill. Hardly even the first today!
  • ▶️ Lycan minimap icon.png r Well you sure showed all those other dogs how to die.
  • ▶️ Magnus minimap icon.png r You were always gonna come out on the short end of the horn.
  • ▶️ Magnus minimap icon.png r I'm a little too tired for quips. I hope you understand.
  • ▶️ Mars minimap icon.png r Time someone gave you a proper lacing.
  • ▶️ Mars minimap icon.png r Godkiller has a nice ring to it, don't ya think?
  • ▶️ Medusa minimap icon.png r No way, no how, sister.
  • ▶️ Medusa minimap icon.png r No need to wake snakes on my account. I'll be out of your hair in a snap.
  • ▶️ Meepo minimap icon.png r This's what happens to high-graders in the Outlands.
  • ▶️ Mirana minimap icon.png r THAT's finishing school where I come from.
  • ▶️ Mirana minimap icon.png r There was a time I'd take ya for all yer worth, Princess. Today I'll just kill ya.
  • ▶️ Monkey King minimap icon.png r Someone had to fix that leaky mouth of yours.
  • ▶️ Monkey King minimap icon.png r You obviously haven't heard of me. Guess I been gone too long...
  • ▶️ Morphling minimap icon.png r Good thing I brought my slicker.
  • ▶️ Morphling minimap icon.png r Send this old boy up the flume.
  • ▶️ Naga Siren minimap icon.png r That's some dull music, sister.
  • ▶️ Naga Siren minimap icon.png r What's all that hellabaloo?!
  • ▶️ Nature's Prophet minimap icon.png r You set about me n' mine and this is what's coming to ya.
  • ▶️ Nature's Prophet minimap icon.png r Grew a bit too big for your grassy britches.
  • ▶️ Necrophos minimap icon.png r At this age, pussbag? I'm immune.
  • ▶️ Necrophos minimap icon.png r The benefits of a fortified diet.
  • ▶️ Night Stalker minimap icon.png r Rooster's crowin!
  • ▶️ Night Stalker minimap icon.png r Guess it's high noon after all.
  • ▶️ Nyx Assassin minimap icon.png r Why you skulking about, scuttlebug?
  • ▶️ Nyx Assassin minimap icon.png r Funny. My dictionary has a very different definition of assassin.
  • ▶️ Ogre Magi minimap icon.png r Lady luck finally came to her senses.
  • ▶️ Ogre Magi minimap icon.png r Nary-a-one left breathing.
  • ▶️ Omniknight minimap icon.png r If your god sent you to me, I'm your hellfire.
  • ▶️ Omniknight minimap icon.png r I don't need to slag on a pathetic dead man. Life already did the brunt of that work.
  • ▶️ Oracle minimap icon.png r I'm sure you won this one in your dreams, Oracle.
  • ▶️ Oracle minimap icon.png r You couldn't tell durana dung from honey.
  • ▶️ Outworld Destroyer minimap icon.png r Tell the truth, I'm not even sure he's really dead. What if he's pan-dimensional?
  • ▶️ Pangolier minimap icon.png r We gonna fight, Donte? Or you just gonna sit there battin' yer eyes?
  • ▶️ Pangolier minimap icon.png r And so you die, sword and pistol by your side...
  • ▶️ Phantom Assassin minimap icon.png r Thought I was an easy mark till ya found a peck of trouble!
  • ▶️ Phantom Assassin minimap icon.png r I'll take a hold-out pistol over a boot knife any day.
  • ▶️ Phantom Lancer minimap icon.png r You're not gonna fob off this time, Lancer.
  • ▶️ Phantom Lancer minimap icon.png r Just a hay seed when all's said and done.
  • ▶️ Phoenix minimap icon.png r If ya rise, I'll just shoot ya again.
  • ▶️ Phoenix minimap icon.png r I've heard of a shooting star, but not shooting A star...
  • ▶️ Puck minimap icon.png r Did we get it, or is it just playin dead?
  • ▶️ Puck minimap icon.png r Had to time that shot juuust right.
  • ▶️ Pudge minimap icon.png r The buzzards won't touch this one.
  • ▶️ Pugna minimap icon.png r Pitch a fit all ya like. I've got the resolve to outlast ya.
  • ▶️ Pugna minimap icon.png r Some shootings are accidental. This was not one of 'em.
  • ▶️ Queen of Pain minimap icon.png r Don't get persnickity with me, Queenie.
  • ▶️ Queen of Pain minimap icon.png r I'm not so easily distracted by a bit of flesh.
  • ▶️ Razor minimap icon.png r Sky a copper to the riverman, Razor. Though your kind might pass for free...
  • ▶️ Razor minimap icon.png r Even without a discernable face you looked like a smug ass.
  • ▶️ Riki minimap icon.png r You couldn't track a thunderhide in the snow!
  • ▶️ Rubick minimap icon.png r Keep that hocus pocus to yourself, whippersnapper!
  • ▶️ Rubick minimap icon.png r Most learned folks have the common sense to leave me be.
  • ▶️ Sand King minimap icon.png r Air already tastes a little less gritty.
  • ▶️ Sand King minimap icon.png r This is what comes of raisin' sand around me, crabby.
  • ▶️ Shadow Demon minimap icon.png r Leave off the corpse, Mortimer. We're after more'n a dime's worth of dogmeat.
  • ▶️ Shadow Demon minimap icon.png r This one was mean nuff to take a bite off a bushrattler.
  • ▶️ Shadow Fiend minimap icon.png r Not a soul'll mourn ya.
  • ▶️ Shadow Fiend minimap icon.png r This sure feels like justice.
  • ▶️ Shadow Shaman minimap icon.png r I heard you were all snake oil. But you had some real skill.
  • ▶️ Shadow Shaman minimap icon.png r I don't take kindly to shackles.
  • ▶️ Silencer minimap icon.png r My irons only stay quiet for so long. Eventually they always go off.
  • ▶️ Silencer minimap icon.png r That one had too much mustard on him for anyone's liking.
  • ▶️ Skywrath Mage minimap icon.png r Easier'n shooting skeet.
  • ▶️ Skywrath Mage minimap icon.png r Plenty of time for pining when you're dead!
  • ▶️ Slardar minimap icon.png r I suppose dumpin ya in the dirt would be an insult...
  • ▶️ Slardar minimap icon.png r Sorry to leave you out of sorts, but I've got bigger talking fish to fry.
  • ▶️ Slark minimap icon.png r Papa taught me how to fish from a young age: with dynamite!
  • ▶️ Slark minimap icon.png r I'm a reformed outlaw and you're a dead one. Go figure.
  • ▶️ Sniper minimap icon.png r Shoulda kept six beans in the wheel, Kardel.
  • ▶️ Sniper minimap icon.png r Never could outgun me. But it took some brass to try the long-spoon.
  • ▶️ Sniper minimap icon.png r Lookin' for a dance partner?
  • ▶️ Sniper minimap icon.png r Guess that settles that. Loser.
  • ▶️ Spectre minimap icon.png r Look, I didn't even know ya. But your allegiance said you had to die.
  • ▶️ Spectre minimap icon.png r Were those last words hard to follow for anyone else?
  • ▶️ Spirit Breaker minimap icon.png r He had the worst case of the trots I've ever seen.
  • ▶️ Spirit Breaker minimap icon.png r Never cared for prairie oysters myself...
  • ▶️ Storm Spirit minimap icon.png r It ain't about who's fastest. It's about who keeps the level head.
  • ▶️ Storm Spirit minimap icon.png r Zip zap. Bang bang. End of story.
  • ▶️ Sven minimap icon.png r It'll take more than an oversized apple peeler to bring me down.
  • ▶️ Sven minimap icon.png r I knew that armor would wear down eventually.
  • ▶️ Techies minimap icon.png r You diseased maniacs!
  • ▶️ Techies minimap icon.png r Ya always were off your nut!
  • ▶️ Templar Assassin minimap icon.png r You weren't so bad. I've seen fools kill for less.
  • ▶️ Templar Assassin minimap icon.png r Your books got an answer for that?
  • ▶️ Terrorblade minimap icon.png r If a life setence didn't take, we'll have to try death.
  • ▶️ Terrorblade minimap icon.png r This is the best possible outcome for everyone but you.
  • ▶️ Tidehunter minimap icon.png r Careful, Tidehunter. Sometimes you hook a snapper on the line.
  • ▶️ Tidehunter minimap icon.png r Can ya swim in dirt?
  • ▶️ Timbersaw minimap icon.png r You don't have the starch.
  • ▶️ Timbersaw minimap icon.png r Don't go gettin' sentimental on me.
  • ▶️ Timbersaw minimap icon.png r Heard you were after my whereabouts... How's that coming along?
  • ▶️ Tinker minimap icon.png r Always hate to lose a friend!
  • ▶️ Tiny minimap icon.png r I guess it's a bit much to expect a talking rock to be clever...
  • ▶️ Tiny minimap icon.png r Those were some dangerous ricochets!
  • ▶️ Treant Protector minimap icon.png r Feel the iron bite!
  • ▶️ Treant Protector minimap icon.png r From the forest itself!
  • ▶️ Troll Warlord minimap icon.png r I've met your kind before, Troll. I try to be nice, but it always ends the same.
  • ▶️ Troll Warlord minimap icon.png r Sometimes you gotta feed the trolls to the worms...
  • ▶️ Tusk minimap icon.png r You made a strong go of it. Not much more to ask.
  • ▶️ Tusk minimap icon.png r I can't believe you'd punch me right in my spectacles.
  • ▶️ Underlord minimap icon.png r I'll shoot ya as many times as it takes.
  • ▶️ Underlord minimap icon.png r What comes up, must be put down.
  • ▶️ Undying minimap icon.png r Gotta remember: aim for the head!
  • ▶️ Undying minimap icon.png r I must say, for a dead man, he was a helluva dancer.
  • ▶️ Ursa minimap icon.png r I'm always loaded for bear.
  • ▶️ Ursa minimap icon.png r You're gonna hibernate juuust a mite longer than planned.
  • ▶️ Vengeful Spirit minimap icon.png r You're the girl that idiot was going on about?
  • ▶️ Vengeful Spirit minimap icon.png r I'd say get over yourself, but striking a deal with a god is probably past the narcissist's point of no return.
  • ▶️ Venomancer minimap icon.png r My, that's rank. Don't step in it, Mortimer.
  • ▶️ Venomancer minimap icon.png r Might be we could sell this corpse as a specimen...
  • ▶️ Viper minimap icon.png r Snake's are flying now?!
  • ▶️ Viper minimap icon.png r Hmm. Should see if there's a reward.
  • ▶️ Visage minimap icon.png r Mighty big buzzard!
  • ▶️ Visage minimap icon.png r You woke up the wrong passenger, flappy.
  • ▶️ Void Spirit minimap icon.png r Hard to stay one step ahead of a bullet.
  • ▶️ Void Spirit minimap icon.png r Crawl back to whatever hole you spawned from.
  • ▶️ Warlock minimap icon.png r Stick to your funny papers and leave the fighting to those with the taste for it.
  • ▶️ Warlock minimap icon.png r Wizards and wiseacres, the lot of ya.
  • ▶️ Weaver minimap icon.png r Not the first bug on my boot heel.
  • ▶️ Weaver minimap icon.png r Crunchy!
  • ▶️ Windranger minimap icon.png r Yeah, I guess you could call what you do shootin...
  • ▶️ Windranger minimap icon.png r I gave ya a fair shake. Not my fault you're shooting all antiquated like.
  • ▶️ Winter Wyvern minimap icon.png r Fly as high as you want. Mortimer likes the challenge.
  • ▶️ Winter Wyvern minimap icon.png r Fire in the skies!
  • ▶️ Witch Doctor minimap icon.png r I steer clear of doctors. Key to my longevity!
  • ▶️ Witch Doctor minimap icon.png r Stay away from me, sawbones!
  • ▶️ Wraith King minimap icon.png r The way I hear tell, you fashion yourself a bad man...
  • ▶️ Wraith King minimap icon.png r I got bullets for days.
  • ▶️ Zeus minimap icon.png r The old ways are gone, geezer!
  • ▶️ Zeus minimap icon.png r Looks like us mortals got the upper hand.
  • ▶️ Hoodwink minimap icon.png r Quiet as a dead mouse.
  • ▶️ Dawnbreaker minimap icon.png r Guess your mettle don't match your steel.
  • ▶️ u That's for takin' advantage of Mortimer!
  • ▶️ u Got no use for a varmint what can't be trained!
  • ▶️ u Where's those blueprints?

25% chance, during early-mid game

  • ▶️ Ancient Apparition minimap icon.png r So much for that business opportunity!
  • ▶️ Arc Warden minimap icon.png r I'm told all this is your fault, fishbowl!
  • ▶️ Axe minimap icon.png r Don't be too sad. That was a nice pirouette, honey!
  • ▶️ Brewmaster minimap icon.png r I heard a sayin' once-- Wait. I'm not gonna waste my breath on a rummy like you.
  • ▶️ Bristleback minimap icon.png r Nothing Mortimer likes more'n rooting out a good sticker.
  • ▶️ Broodmother minimap icon.png r I always liked creepy crawlies, mind you. Just couldn't abide your temperament.
  • ▶️ Clockwerk minimap icon.png r Say a prayer for the clockmaker's son.
  • ▶️ Clockwerk minimap icon.png r A lotta good your armor does against some shredders!
  • ▶️ Dark Seer minimap icon.png r Fine, I'll say it. I just didn't like the look of ya.
  • ▶️ Dazzle minimap icon.png r I bet people make grave jokes to ya all the time. But I'll let you rest in peace.
  • ▶️ Disruptor minimap icon.png r Shame. You were the only Oglodi who's not an ass...
  • ▶️ Earth Spirit minimap icon.png r You think a magic talking rock would have better things to do than pick on little old me.
  • ▶️ Invoker minimap icon.png r A bit more study and ya coulda been a half wit!
  • ▶️ Juggernaut minimap icon.png r Nothing under that mask but an empty hole.
  • ▶️ Kunkka minimap icon.png r What's the matter, Kunkka? Someone steal your rudder?
  • ▶️ Lion minimap icon.png r Took a lot of salt to face off against me.
  • ▶️ Lycan minimap icon.png r I'd call this fair-to-middlin' results for your part.
  • ▶️ Meepo minimap icon.png r You seem to have a knack for taking it in the neck.
  • ▶️ Outworld Destroyer minimap icon.png r That'll put ya up a tree. They got trees where you're from?
  • ▶️ Pudge minimap icon.png r Whew! That's a stench'll put ya off your feed.
  • ▶️ Riki minimap icon.png r You invisible fools are all so careless.
  • ▶️ Tinker minimap icon.png r Could you imagine it? All those years ago, coming to this?

First Blood

  • ▶️ First blood!
  • ▶️ First blood! Always was a quick draw.
  • ▶️ First blood! Say hello to my boomstick!
  • ▶️ First blood! Haha. For a sec I thought I only winged 'em.
  • ▶️ First blood? I think I'll go back for more!
  • ▶️ First blood. Guess it's snack time already!

Meeting an ally

30% chance, during earlygame, within 1000 radius

  • ▶️ Abaddon minimap icon.png r AH! Don't sneak up on me like that, Abbadon.
  • ▶️ Abaddon minimap icon.png r You can't live on mist alone. Have a cookie.
  • ▶️ Alchemist minimap icon.png r You go find your own creeps, Razzil! These ones 'r mine!
  • ▶️ Alchemist minimap icon.png r Heya, Razzil. I heard how you got outta irons. Inspired!
  • ▶️ Alchemist minimap icon.png r You really like to knock round with this loud mouth? You could do better, Mr Ogre.
  • ▶️ Alchemist minimap icon.png r I wish I'd been here for your huuuge failure, Razzil. It must have been a sight to NOT see.
  • ▶️ Ancient Apparition minimap icon.png r Cookies n' cold cream go together just nice.
  • ▶️ Anti-Mage minimap icon.png r Have you tried...talking with someone, Anti-Mage?
  • ▶️ Anti-Mage minimap icon.png r A cookie won't bring back your lost ones. But there's a tiiiny chance it'll send ya to join em.
  • ▶️ Arc Warden minimap icon.png r You two make a lovely couple!
  • ▶️ Arc Warden minimap icon.png r To be honest, I didn't factor two of you into my bakin' plans.
  • ▶️ Axe minimap icon.png r Oh, Axe, you big dumb brilliant idiot.
  • ▶️ Axe minimap icon.png r Spin for your supper, Axe.
  • ▶️ Bane minimap icon.png r Everyone's got a story to tell. I expect you're no different.
  • ▶️ Bane minimap icon.png r You're like something outta the penny dreadfuls!
  • ▶️ Batrider minimap icon.png r Anything fun to lass today, Batrider?
  • ▶️ Batrider minimap icon.png r Now you wouldn't try to take my cookies without askin' would ya?
  • ▶️ Beastmaster minimap icon.png r I know you can appreciate the land-loping life.
  • ▶️ Beastmaster minimap icon.png r I don't think you feed cookies to birds, but try tellin them that!
  • ▶️ Bloodseeker minimap icon.png r I heard you promisin' cookies, but I don't see an oven.
  • ▶️ Bloodseeker minimap icon.png r I can help you fulfill that cookie order I was told you're making.
  • ▶️ Bounty Hunter minimap icon.png r At least you're not a contract killer like that one girl.
  • ▶️ Bounty Hunter minimap icon.png r Keep those light fingers away from my kit, sonny.
  • ▶️ Brewmaster minimap icon.png r Heard you were a bit of a lapper. Got any apple jack?
  • ▶️ Brewmaster minimap icon.png r A little water wouldn't kill ya!
  • ▶️ Bristleback minimap icon.png r A bit of rough and tumble's always welcome in a fight.
  • ▶️ Bristleback minimap icon.png r Mortimer better not catch your cold...
  • ▶️ Broodmother minimap icon.png r Never had a brood myself...
  • ▶️ Broodmother minimap icon.png r Haha! Oh, sorry. Just imagined a spider wearing boots.
  • ▶️ Centaur Warrunner minimap icon.png r Huffin and stompin is not gonna make these babies bake faster.
  • ▶️ Chaos Knight minimap icon.png r Look, you're gonna have to share amongst yourself.
  • ▶️ Chen minimap icon.png r The only persuasion Mortimer needs is a good cookie or five!
  • ▶️ Clinkz minimap icon.png r Listen. I'll share my recipe with you, but don't tell anyone till after I'm gone.
  • ▶️ Clockwerk minimap icon.png r I still carry one of your grandfather's timepieces. Quality workmanship!
  • ▶️ Clockwerk minimap icon.png r There's a shockingly high amount of trauma in the lives of Keen folk...
  • ▶️ Crystal Maiden minimap icon.png r It's gonna be hell digging your grave if ya die.
  • ▶️ Crystal Maiden minimap icon.png r A bit more sand to you than I figured, Rylai.
  • ▶️ Crystal Maiden minimap icon.png r Listen, Rylai. You can do anything you want to a sibling EXCEPT kill em.
  • ▶️ Dark Seer minimap icon.png r You look mighty familiar, pointy. We met before?
  • ▶️ Dark Seer minimap icon.png r There's something about the shape of your head... I can't put my finger on it...
  • ▶️ Dark Willow minimap icon.png r I can always tell a firebug when I see 'em.
  • ▶️ Dark Willow minimap icon.png r You think you chose to be a guttersnipe instead of a merchant queen, but we'll see how it shakes out.
  • ▶️ Dazzle minimap icon.png r Keep me alive and I'll keep cookin.
  • ▶️ Death Prophet minimap icon.png r I just don't get your philosophy, Death Prophet.
  • ▶️ Disruptor minimap icon.png r Oooh, my hair's standin' on end!
  • ▶️ Doom minimap icon.png r Hot damn. Ol' Scratch in the flesh.
  • ▶️ Doom minimap icon.png r Did someone summon ya, or are you just free to come and go?
  • ▶️ Dragon Knight minimap icon.png r So does it hurt real bad when you turn into a dragon? Cuz it looks like it does.
  • ▶️ Drow Ranger minimap icon.png r Oh, you're quiet as a mouse, arent' ya.
  • ▶️ Earth Spirit minimap icon.png r A strapping lad like you is always welcome on my side in a fight.
  • ▶️ Earthshaker minimap icon.png r I heard you wanna take a trip offworld. Sorry, I only know about the outlands.
  • ▶️ Elder Titan minimap icon.png r This crowd makes a girl feel young again!
  • ▶️ Ember Spirit minimap icon.png r You could bake even without an oven!
  • ▶️ Enchantress minimap icon.png r I saw a salt lick over yonder. Mortimer sure was happy.
  • ▶️ Enigma minimap icon.png r I know you can eat a cookie...but how? You know, on account of the no mouth thing...
  • ▶️ Faceless Void minimap icon.png r If ya got a mouth, you can eat. Cookie?
  • ▶️ Faceless Void minimap icon.png r A mouth is part of a face, so you're not entirely faceless...
  • ▶️ Grimstroke minimap icon.png r I'm somethin' of an artiste myself.
  • ▶️ Grimstroke minimap icon.png r Let's paint the town red, boyo!
  • ▶️ Gyrocopter minimap icon.png r Finally got that old bucket in the air, huh Aurel?
  • ▶️ Gyrocopter minimap icon.png r You're not gonna give me flack for my absence, are you Aurel?
  • ▶️ Huskar minimap icon.png r Blast, you kids are so dramatic these days. Not every little thing's life or death!
  • ▶️ Io minimap icon.png r Aren't you a bowl full a cherries with no pits.
  • ▶️ Invoker minimap icon.png r Mortimer loves meatballs, just so you know.
  • ▶️ Jakiro minimap icon.png r I feel real sorry for folks without opposable thumbs.
  • ▶️ Jakiro minimap icon.png r This here's the start of a real nice shindig.
  • ▶️ Juggernaut minimap icon.png r You come from purty country, Yurnero. But the folk there had beans for brains.
  • ▶️ Keeper of the Light minimap icon.png r Feel like some flap-jacks, Ezalor?
  • ▶️ Keeper of the Light minimap icon.png r Going my way pilgrim?
  • ▶️ Kunkka minimap icon.png r I like a man with a little swagger in his step. Just so long as you ain't half seas over...
  • ▶️ Kunkka minimap icon.png r I hear you're much set by amongst the Keen folk, but that don't mean much to me.
  • ▶️ Legion Commander minimap icon.png r I think we'll get along like gangbusters, dearie.
  • ▶️ Leshrac minimap icon.png r You take that foul mood n' keep it to yourself, mister.
  • ▶️ Lich minimap icon.png r You looked happy...from a distance.
  • ▶️ Lich minimap icon.png r You've been through the mill a time or two, eh Lich?
  • ▶️ Lifestealer minimap icon.png r Where do they dig these guys up?
  • ▶️ Lifestealer minimap icon.png r I don't know what your problem is Lifestealer but... Cookie?
  • ▶️ Lina minimap icon.png r Aren't you a right firecracker!
  • ▶️ Lina minimap icon.png r I like a bit of sass in my gang.
  • ▶️ Lina minimap icon.png r My sister passed while I was away. Time'll get away from ya if you're not careful.
  • ▶️ Lion minimap icon.png r The only way you're getting a cookie is if I see some real progress, mister.
  • ▶️ Lone Druid minimap icon.png r Just answer the question. Is the bear dead or ain't he?
  • ▶️ Luna minimap icon.png r Ohh, such a cute kitty.
  • ▶️ Luna minimap icon.png r Scourge? Is that you?! Oh, we had some times!
  • ▶️ Lycan minimap icon.png r Sometimes I like to bark at the moon. But I get the feeling yours is more of a compulsion...
  • ▶️ Magnus minimap icon.png r Here, Magnus, can you stir this for me?
  • ▶️ Mars minimap icon.png r Aww, did your daddy make you mad, Mars? Have a cookie.
  • ▶️ Mars minimap icon.png r Mars, you were bad a lot longer n' me and have been good a lot less. But, hey, we're both doing our best.
  • ▶️ Medusa minimap icon.png r I'd call your look more distinguished than anything, Medusa.
  • ▶️ Medusa minimap icon.png r Think you can do something with my hair?
  • ▶️ Meepo minimap icon.png r What kind of skin game you runnin' here, Meepo?
  • ▶️ Mirana minimap icon.png r Ohh, he's beautiful. Aren't you lucky?
  • ▶️ Mirana minimap icon.png r That's a lovely battle tiara, dear.
  • ▶️ Monkey King minimap icon.png r Good thing I learned to tune out prattlin' years ago.
  • ▶️ Morphling minimap icon.png r Can you move a bit that way, Morphling? You're making my bones hurt!
  • ▶️ Naga Siren minimap icon.png r Learn to live a little, Naga. It'll only kill ya if you let it.
  • ▶️ Naga Siren minimap icon.png r You're an odd stick, Naga. Why not just leave those debts behind?
  • ▶️ Nature's Prophet minimap icon.png r I don't share my nephew's prejudice, Prophet.
  • ▶️ Necrophos minimap icon.png r I might deserve to lose, riding with the likes of you...
  • ▶️ Night Stalker minimap icon.png r You don't have a kind bone in your body. But that don't mean we can't put something sweet in there.
  • ▶️ Ogre Magi minimap icon.png r You two are just adorable... I'm surprised you've lived this long!
  • ▶️ Omniknight minimap icon.png r You some kind of sin-buster or something? Pretty busy round these parts.
  • ▶️ Omniknight minimap icon.png r Never had much use for religion. But you pray all you like.
  • ▶️ Oracle minimap icon.png r Babble all you like, Oracle. Just don't ask for a nickel.
  • ▶️ Outworld Destroyer minimap icon.png r I thought I'd been places...
  • ▶️ Outworld Destroyer minimap icon.png r Oh, come on now. You're just stringing a whizzer on me.
  • ▶️ Pangolier minimap icon.png r Aren't you a dashing young man... Have a cookie!
  • ▶️ Pangolier minimap icon.png r What task you shirkin' today, Donte? There's always something...
  • ▶️ Phantom Assassin minimap icon.png r There are a lot easier ways to assassinate someone, dearie.
  • ▶️ Phantom Lancer minimap icon.png r I left all my folk behind too. Least yours think you're dead.
  • ▶️ Phoenix minimap icon.png r You always know how to brighten up my day, firebird.
  • ▶️ Puck minimap icon.png r Oh, playful! Mortimer likes that.
  • ▶️ Pudge minimap icon.png r I better get baking!
  • ▶️ Pugna minimap icon.png r Before you think of stealing a cookie, remember: I prefer capital over corporal punishment.
  • ▶️ Queen of Pain minimap icon.png r You're certainly one of a kind, lassie. At least the world better hope so.
  • ▶️ Queen of Pain minimap icon.png r If you feel at ease prancin' about in your unmentionables, I'm not stoppin ya.
  • ▶️ Razor minimap icon.png r I don't hate you Razor, but I certainly don't like you either.
  • ▶️ Riki minimap icon.png r Don't forget to wash behind your ears, Riki! I see that dirt.
  • ▶️ Rubick minimap icon.png r Why can't you copy your friend's spells, Rubick? Seems like that'd be even easier.
  • ▶️ Sand King minimap icon.png r They don't taste as good with sand in em, but unfortunately that is the most common way of eatin' em.
  • ▶️ Shadow Demon minimap icon.png r Do you got a stomach in there, boney?
  • ▶️ Shadow Fiend minimap icon.png r So you eat souls... Are they sweet?
  • ▶️ Shadow Shaman minimap icon.png r What kind of chicanery's in store today, Shaman?
  • ▶️ Silencer minimap icon.png r Don't chew with your mouth open, Silencer.
  • ▶️ Skywrath Mage minimap icon.png r I gotta tell ya, birdman: Life moves pretty fast. Better fish or cut bait.
  • ▶️ Slardar minimap icon.png r I know carp like doughballs... Do you have a favorite snack?
  • ▶️ Slark minimap icon.png r Figured you'd be on the dodge somewhere, Slark.
  • ▶️ Sniper minimap icon.png r There's flint needs fixin, Kardel.
  • ▶️ Sniper minimap icon.png r Never thought I'd have to pal on with you again, Kardel... Urgh.
  • ▶️ Sniper minimap icon.png r I was hopin' you'd cashed in your chips by now, Kardel...
  • ▶️ Sniper minimap icon.png r Got my war bag packed. You all ready?
  • ▶️ Sniper minimap icon.png r I know a lot your kin were hacked off with me. They still hold a grudge?
  • ▶️ Spectre minimap icon.png r You just take your time getting ready, darlin. We'll still be here when you're done.
  • ▶️ Spirit Breaker minimap icon.png r Don't make any rash decisions, Spirit Breaker. We play it cool.
  • ▶️ Spirit Breaker minimap icon.png r You here at your master's behest, or hitchin on your own hook these days?
  • ▶️ Storm Spirit minimap icon.png r Hmm, maybe we could make some modifications to my oven.
  • ▶️ Sven minimap icon.png r Someone said you can breathe under water. Is that true?
  • ▶️ Techies minimap icon.png r How's the soup smell today, boys?
  • ▶️ Techies minimap icon.png r You always were the clevery one, Spoony.
  • ▶️ Templar Assassin minimap icon.png r I once crossed paths with a fella claimed to serve a hidden master. Maybe your predecessor?
  • ▶️ Terrorblade minimap icon.png r Well aren't you full of yourself.
  • ▶️ Tidehunter minimap icon.png r Never spent much time near the ocean.
  • ▶️ Timbersaw minimap icon.png r We really need to get you some help, Rizzrack. This has gone on too long...
  • ▶️ Timbersaw minimap icon.png r The first step is admitting you have a problem, Rizzrack. Can you do that?
  • ▶️ Timbersaw minimap icon.png r Oh, Rizzrack. You never understood why I couldn't stay. If you don't know by now, there's nothing to say.
  • ▶️ Timbersaw minimap icon.png r Of course I still love you. But I'll smack ya down when you get petulent.
  • ▶️ Tinker minimap icon.png r Boush! I didn't expect to light on you in these parts.
  • ▶️ Tinker minimap icon.png r How'd a coupla old rats like us end up here, Boush?
  • ▶️ Tiny minimap icon.png r Oh no, after you. Rolling boulders have right of way.
  • ▶️ Treant Protector minimap icon.png r I don't think they've got any of you lot in the Outlands. Least, those trees sure don't seem protected.
  • ▶️ Treant Protector minimap icon.png r Don't worry, Rizzrack's particular brand of psychosis does not run in the family.
  • ▶️ Troll Warlord minimap icon.png r Friends with a troll? Not likely. But we don't gotta be friends to win this fight.
  • ▶️ Tusk minimap icon.png r Brewmaster's off paintin' his nose if you're looking for him.
  • ▶️ Underlord minimap icon.png r Out of the way, tubby!
  • ▶️ Undying minimap icon.png r Air smells a bit gamey, eh?
  • ▶️ Ursa minimap icon.png r There a comfy little hidey hole around here somewhere?
  • ▶️ Vengeful Spirit minimap icon.png r You're awfully pale, dear. Have you eaten?
  • ▶️ Venomancer minimap icon.png r Didn't think any water moccasins were in these parts...
  • ▶️ Venomancer minimap icon.png r I been to Jidi once. Wouldn't mind going back there...
  • ▶️ Viper minimap icon.png r I try to not be prejudiced, but you don't set me at ease, Viper.
  • ▶️ Visage minimap icon.png r I'm not questioning your intent, Visage...only your motivations.
  • ▶️ Void Spirit minimap icon.png r No one seems to know much about you. And your brothers sure are being tight-lipped.
  • ▶️ Void Spirit minimap icon.png r People are asking if I'm here with you, on account of our simultaneous arrivals... Please disabuse them of the notion!
  • ▶️ Warlock minimap icon.png r Got any pulps in there, Warlock? Good way to pass the time.
  • ▶️ Warlock minimap icon.png r Can I see that book? Mortimer's driving. I can read on the way!
  • ▶️ Weaver minimap icon.png r Must be nice to always have a do-over.
  • ▶️ Windranger minimap icon.png r So you wanna learn how to REALLY shoot?
  • ▶️ Winter Wyvern minimap icon.png r Oh, I just love your poetry, Auroth. Do one about Mortimer.
  • ▶️ Witch Doctor minimap icon.png r Never held a high regard for sawbones, but can't argue they've saved my hide a time or two.
  • ▶️ Wraith King minimap icon.png r Eh. Good...bad... I work with what I got, Ostarion.
  • ▶️ Zeus minimap icon.png r Are your godly standards really low, or are we moving up in the world?
  • ▶️ Zeus minimap icon.png r I saw your boy. He looks a lot better.
  • ▶️ Hoodwink minimap icon.png r You'd do best to stay on my sweet side.
  • ▶️ u It's so nice to see young love.
  • ▶️ u Well, now I've got a scapegoat.
  • ▶️ u I suppose you and Mortimer can play together.
  • ▶️ u So have you thought about adding some black powder to every design?
  • ▶️ u Oh, you're so spry! Even in my best days I couldn't pull that off.

Meeting an enemy

Within 1000 radius
25% chance

  • ▶️ Sniper minimap icon.png r I see yer bread jerker bobbin'. You scared, Kardel?
  • ▶️ Sniper minimap icon.png r Sniper! I'm callin' you out!

25% chance, during early-mid game

  • ▶️ Alchemist minimap icon.png r Still out here begging for change, Razzil?

Last hitting

60 seconds cooldown

15% chance

Last-hitting at less than 20% health

Denying

Requires visible enemy player within 1000 radius, 60 seconds cooldown

Denying at less than 20% health

Acquiring an item

Acquiring a specific item