Rick and Morty Announcer Pack

	Rick and Morty Announcer Pack
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	This pack replaces the Default announcer and Mega-Kills announcer with the interdimensional mischief of Adult Swim's Rick and Morty.
	Created By Justin Roiland;
	Released 20 Aug 2015
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	Rick and Morty Announcer Pack
	Announcer: Rick and Morty; Mega-Kills: Rick and Morty;

Set Items

Rick and Morty Announcer Pack

Announcer: Rick and Morty

Mega-Kills: Rick and Morty

Welcome

50% chance, only for All Pick, Least Played, Limited Heroes and Mid Only

▶️ Hey Rick, what does Dota stand for anyways? Ah, Morty it doesn't stand for anything, Morty! followup
▶️ Hey Rick, I think this is that game: Demonstration of the Ants, right? Twenty percent accurate as usual, Morty. followup
▶️ Remember, if you dii-ugh-iiiie in Dota, you die for real, Morty! Oooh! followup
▶️ Remember if you die in Dota you die for real, Morty! Oooooh! followup
▶️ What happens if they don't pick someone, Rick, what then? followup
▶️ I think this is that game Defenestration of those Patients, right Rick? Twenty percent accurate as usual, Morty. followup
▶️ Look at me! I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Dota 2, baby! followup
▶️ Yo, what up my glip glops! followup

Game mode

▶️ u Oh jeez Rick. Check out this mode, huh! Yeah I never seen a mode like this before.
▶️ u Whoa, Morty! Morty I can't believe they picked this mode. Yeah this is a crazy old mode.
▶️ u Oh, I hope they have fun with this mode. Yeah this mode is just out of control.

Ability Draft

▶️ r Oh geez, ability draft. Yeah this mode's ridiculous.
▶️ r Oh boy ability draft. In other words: Nonsense Mode.
▶️ r Ability draft. Ugh. Time to stack the deck.

All Pick

▶️ r All pick!
▶️ r Oh all pick!
▶️ r All pick!

All Random

▶️ r All random!
▶️ r All random!

Captain's Draft

▶️ r Captain's draft!
▶️ r Oo captain's draft!

Captain's Mode

▶️ r Captain's mode!
▶️ r Oh captain's mode!
▶️ r Attention on deck, all hands on deck! We got a captain's mode!

Deathmatch

▶️ r Deathmatch!
▶️ r Ooo! Deathmatch!

Easy Mode

▶️ u Ohh! Easy mode.
▶️ u Oh, little baby picked easy mode.
▶️ u Oh boy, easy mode. This is gonna be exciting.

Least Played

▶️ r Least played!
▶️ r Alrighty, least played heroes. Pick em, pick em and choose em.
▶️ r Hey Rick, unlike Summer it's least played. Morty, have a little respect, that's your sister.

Limited Heroes

▶️ r Limited heroes! Oh ho ho goo goo gaa gaa.
▶️ r Aww, it's limited heroes. Is this babby's first day out?
▶️ r Limited heroes! Oh boy, we've got ourselves a real str-tough customer.

Mid Only

▶️ r Mid Only! It's a mess, but let's do it.
▶️ r Mid Only! I don't know why we're gonna play this version but alright.
▶️ r Mid Only! It's gonna get crazy up in here.

One vs One

▶️ r Oh boy we've got a 1v1 over here.
▶️ r Oh geez. 1v1. We got a tough guy, uh, couple of tough guys with something to prove.
▶️ r Geez. 1v1. Why don't you two go get a room?

Random Draft

▶️ r Oh boy it's a random draft.
▶️ r Random draft!

Reverse Captain's Mode

▶️ r Reverse captain's mode? Yeah, I've done it Morty. I've done it.
▶️ r Reverse captain's mode? Yeah Morty, I've done it. It's great.

Single Draft

▶️ r Single draft!
▶️ r I like my single drafts with a dash of lemonade.
▶️ r Oh! Single draft!

Other Modes
Other possible future game modes

▶️ r Choose your hero!
▶️ r Hey! Choose your hero.
▶️ r Uhhh choose your hero!
▶️ r Get up on in here and choose that hero!
▶️ r Oh, alright, time to choose your hero.
▶️ r Oh boy. Don't rush it. Gotta choose that hero right.

Drafting

Picking

▶️ Your turn to pick, bro.
▶️ Your turn to pick.
▶️ Uh hello! It's your turn to pick.
▶️ Enemy's turn to pick.
▶️ It's the enemy's turn to pick. Relax.
▶️ Enemy's turn. To pick.
▶️ Enemy's turn to pick.
▶️ Radiant team pick.
▶️ C'mon Radiant team, you gotta pick 'em right.
▶️ Dire team pick.
▶️ Go Dire team. Pick em up. Pick em out.
▶️ Come on Dire team. Pick it good.

Banning

▶️ Your turn to ban!
▶️ It's your turn to ban, dummy!
▶️ It's your turn to ban. Hello?
▶️ Your turn to ban.
▶️ Enemy's turn to ban.
▶️ Enemy's turn to ban, baby.
▶️ Radiant team ban!
▶️ Radiant team ban!
▶️ Dire team ban.
▶️ Oh, Dire team ban!
▶️ Uh, Dire team ban.

Time left to pick

▶️ You really gotta pick a hero. You got 10 seconds left.
▶️ Oh man. Rick, there's only 10 seconds left to pick a hero.
▶️ 10 seconds to pick a hero, you moron.
▶️ Um. You better pick your hero. 5 seconds.
▶️ Yeah, 5 seconds left now.
▶️ 5 seconds, Morty. It'll be fine.

▶️ Reserve time!
▶️ Reserve time!
▶️ Well what do you know! It's reserve time!
▶️ Hey Morty guess what time it is? I don't know Rick, what is it? It's reserve time!

Draft end

▶️ u Ah, congratulations. Your team is complete.
▶️ u Well you got yourself a complete team there, honcho!
▶️ u After all the trials and tribulations, the Radiant team is complete!
▶️ u Radiant team is complete!
▶️ u Dire's team is complete.
▶️ u What do you know? Dire after all this time their team is complete.

▶️ Choose your hero!
▶️ Hey! Choose your hero.
▶️ Uhhh choose your hero!
▶️ Get up on in here and choose that hero!
▶️ Oh, alright, time to choose your hero.

Picking specific heroes

40% chance

▶️ r If you hit this guy he gets healthier. Can you believe that?
▶️ r Morty don't get any funny ideas. Just cuz that little guy's in charge of the operation, it doesn't make things any easier, alright? Geez Rick, you know y-y-you're being mean to me.
▶️ r Do you think, like, you know, he wipes the big one's, you know, thing? His behind area? Morty, you're really skirting the line.
▶️ r You know Rick, they say this guy's ancient but I don't know. He's got a youthful glow in his eye.
▶️ r Who in their right mind hates magic? Forget about this guy. What a joke.
▶️ r Hey Rick, you're going to love this guy cuz he hates magic just like you. Morty I don't hate magic. I just hate, you know, magicians.
▶️ r Hey Rick, this guy'd be pretty great if our electricity went out and we could hang out with him. You're an idiot Morty.
▶️ r Oh boy, looks like we got ourselves somebody with dissociative personality disorder.
▶️ r Hey Rick, this guy's like me because if you give me an insult, I'll spin right back around and get thrown back at ya. Oh boy Morty. Well put.
▶️ r I'd go out on a limb and say this is the manliest guy in the game.
▶️ r He'll trap your ass in a nightmare, boy. Morty, I hate to break it to you but I'm already trapped in a nightmare.
▶️ r I don't know if I'd want to drink a beer with Bane. Morty, you'd have a hard time drinking beer in general.
▶️ r Geez, this guy's got some chompers on him. Like a horse face.
▶️ r Hey Rick, I don't know what makes this guy so great. If you took away his bat, what are you left with?
▶️ r You know Rick, I like this guy because he's a dog lover, you know, and I like dogs. I feel like they have souls and little personalities.
▶️ r This guy can smell weakness, Morty. You're his prime target.
▶️ r Hey Rick, what do you think this guy looks like under that bandanna? Think he's got beautiful, kissable lips under there?
▶️ r You know Morty there's only one character in this game that I really care about, and it happens to be Brewmaster.
▶️ r You know what's funny Rick, this guy's a lot like you because he drinks a lot of alcohol, and then he's got a real split personality if you catch my meaning. You can't hurt me Morty.
▶️ r Uh, yeah, somebody call 1986. We've got a guy with a rock and a rope.
▶️ r Got a reeeal porcupine-style back. For extra durable protection. Uh Morty, this guy's not a condom.
▶️ r This lady got all those spiders bursting out of all the things she kills. That will be one of the coolest things that I've ever seen.
▶️ r Beautiful Clydesdale-style feet. Yeah Morty I agree, those are some nice Clydesdale foots.
▶️ r You know Rick I like the dark and the reds. This could make a good kitchen color scheme.
▶️ r You know Morty, religion and science don't get along. That's why I'm not a fan of this guy.
▶️ r You know Morty, the only clinks I like are the ones that are in my glass of gin.
▶️ r You know what I like about this guy Morty, is that he's light. Light on his feet. No meat.
▶️ r He went through the trouble of making himself a robotic armor suit, but then he didn't bother to make it a good one.
▶️ r Geez Morty, even your dog made a better suit of armor than this guy. It's pathetic.
▶️ r Boy Rick, let me tell ya, I got hearts in my eyes over here.
▶️ r You want me to give you a minute of private time with your laptop? That's gross, Rick.
▶️ r Remember we ran into this guy on that one interdimensional asteroid. Remember? He was the really drunk one? Oh yeah, I remember that. He was wasted.
▶️ r You know Morty, you gotta be careful. He'll throw up a wall, he'll start attacking you. Forget about it.
▶️ r How come this guy's got a bunch of crap all over his face. Have a little respect, he's a shaman.
▶️ r You know, look, you're a ghost, you're a vampire, you're French. Figure it out. Pick one.
▶️ r I'm not sure which one of these two I'm supposed to be focused on: the dinosaur or the weirdo on his back. Yeah, I have a feeling it's the weirdo on his back, Morty.
▶️ r Yeah, you know this guy's real tough looking, but I'll bet he's a real dainty gentleman on the inside.
▶️ r You know, Morty, kids like dragons, so I'm gonna go give this guy a thumbs up.
▶️ r Yeah, she shoots arrows. That's it. Good choice.
▶️ r Hey Rick, give me a beat. All right. She's got a brow, she's a Drow, she's a smaugh.
▶️ r You know, Rick, I really like her white hair. What is this Morty, fashion police?
▶️ r You know I'll tell you what you know sometimes the oldest weapon is the best one: rocks. You know, who would've thought. Yeah, you know rocks. You know, it's like, it's so easy. Who needs all this other stuff? You got a bunch of rocks.
▶️ r I don't like totems. Who cares about totems? I don't like totems, okay? It's where I draw the line.
▶️ r You know Rick, I wish I had a pet that looked like this. He looks like a koala mixed with a bear or something.
▶️ r You know this guy's responsible because he's got his briefcase with him. That's not a briefcase Rick, that's a giant stapler. Either way, Morty, he's ready to work.
▶️ r Hey, anybody got a light? Ha ha! Ho ho! Rick, you're really pulling out the jokes over there. Shut up, Morty.
▶️ r Got a light? Oh! Ha ha! That one's for you, Morty, cuz you like bad jokes.
▶️ r Man, I'm confused, Rick. You know, on one hand, she's a deer, but on the other hand she's a hell of a woman. Yeah I don't know what to do Morty, take her out to dinner, or take her out and eat her at dinner, you know what I’m saying? Venison. Yeah! Ha ha! We did it!
▶️ r You know Morty I know you like black holes, but try to keep it together over there. Yeah, I do like black holes, they're really cool.
▶️ r If you need some headlights, you could just grab his eyeballs out.
▶️ r They call him Faceless Void but he does have at least a mouth.
▶️ r Where's the passenger seat, Morty. What if this guy wanted to take someone on a date? Good luck.
▶️ r I see we got an armchair inventor over here. Not bad.
▶️ r Hey what do you know Rick. This guy built a ship just like you did out of spare parts. You guys are in the same league. This thing couldn't even leave the atmosphere, Morty.
▶️ r This looks like your gym guy at the gym who's trying to one-up- The hell would you know about a gym, Morty. Your arm's about the size of my finger.
▶️ r All you're gonna invoke is your ineptitude at your ability to handle a keyboard.
▶️ r I don't know why anybody would pick this guy. He's impossible to play. Good luck. What are you, a veteran?
▶️ r Yeah, boy, look at you mister fancy pants, picking this guy. Good luck you loser.
▶️ r What? He's just a ball that floats around. He doesn't even talk. Yeah, but you know what he does do, Rick? He helps people.
▶️ r You know Rick, this is the one character in the game I relate to the most. Why? Because nobody can understand a word he's saying?
▶️ r Hey this guy'd be cool to have at a barbecue, because he could heat up the grill, and then he could plop a few ice cubes in your drink. Couldn't have said it better myself, Morty.
▶️ r You know, I gotta say I really like the style of this guy's mask. Yeah, but you gotta wonder: what's he hiding under there.
▶️ r Hey Morty, what do you think is under that mask? I bet you just a blank nub.
▶️ r You know, this guy looks all buff and crazy, but let's be honest. Underneath that mask he probably has a nice, dainty little pixie face.
▶️ r Hey Rick, you think this guy's got a wife at home? No, obviously. That's why he's such a creep to all the female heroes.
▶️ r Of all the heroes in the game, I think you're the most like this guy. W-why? Because you have no idea how to talk to women.
▶️ r Hey Rick, where are you going? Save my seat, Morty. I hear this guy throws rum around and I'm getting a bunch of receptacles to catch it.
▶️ r Arr matey. Arr matey!
▶️ r Geez, man, what's with all these horse people in this game, huh? Yeah, I don't know Morty. Lot of horse characters, huh?
▶️ r How many horse people do you need to put into one game? Am I right?
▶️ r Damn, this guy's got so many chains he's straight gangsta.
▶️ r This guy's a life stealer, but you know what else he stole? What else Morty? My heart.
▶️ r You think it's on fire all over? You know, like all over her body? Every spot? Why do you ask, Morty?
▶️ r You know when you go to Hell, the first thing they give you is a giant finger. Well, I guess he has been there then.
▶️ r Geez, Rick. I never saw anybody who liked bears so much. Really Morty? Have you ever met Bears McBearson? That guy loves bears.
▶️ r Gotta be careful with a girl who rides a panther. You know what they say about girls who are into panthers? What do they say, Morty? That they're crazy.
▶️ r Hey Rick, you think this guy could help me train my dogs? Yeah, Morty I bet he could. He looks like a real whisperer.
▶️ r Hey Rick, you think he's got those dogs house broken? I don't think so, Morty. They look pretty wild.
▶️ r Oh, this guy's got a reaaaal… Nose on him doesn't he Morty? Yeah he sure does. Got one hell of a nose.
▶️ r Hey look we got a risoceros over here. What are you talking about? A risoceros? What did you say Morty? I said risoceros, right?
▶️ r I guess this means Medusa's public domain, huh? Yeah, I think she's an old timey character from the olden days.
▶️ r It's probably a good thing that she's ugly because, you know, you're not supposed to look at her, right? Yeah, that's right Morty. You turn to stone, I believe.
▶️ r Uh oh, Morty. It's the Meeseeks of Dota 2.
▶️ r Hey Morty, this guy reminds me of you, you wanna know why? Why? Because there's five of them, and I've had five Mortys. That's canon.
▶️ r It's just her and her dog. Just her and her dog against the world, you know? Morty, clearly that's a tiger. It's not a dog. Oh, wait is that a lion? No it's a wolf.
▶️ r She's got that girl next door kind of look to her. Yeah, if the girl next door turned invisible, and rode around on a huge tiger or whatever that is.
▶️ r You know you can't have too much water, Rick. Actually Morty, that's not true. There's a thing called hyper hydration.
▶️ r Think the only reason they picked this guy is because, sub-consciously, they need to get a shower.
▶️ r Hey boy Rick, I'm getting an eye-full over here. Morty, back up. Stop looking so closely, Morty.
▶️ r Hey Rick, you think this guy raps? Because with a name like Nature's Prophet, sounds like a rapper to me. Yeah, a granola bar rapper. Whoooah.
▶️ r I gotta tell you Morty, if there's one character in this game that needs medical insurance, I think we found him. Yeah Rick, you know, this guy's a real mess.
▶️ r Boy this beetle's got a one-track mind, and it's all about basketball.
▶️ r Boy I hope the Knicks win this year or this guy's gonna get piiissed.
▶️ r Oh Morty, this guy's a great example of how luck is all you need in life. You don't have to be smart.
▶️ r Hey is this guy in your class at school, Morty? Hey go easy on me, Rick. I'm in a normal class, okay?
▶️ r Morty, stay behind me. He can't damage intelligent people.
▶️ r Hey Morty, is it just me or is this lady all blurry. It's all blurry on me. Nah, it's okay Rick. You got a few more drinks left in ya.
▶️ r Oh my God, Rick. That bird's on fire. He's on fire. Oh that's horrible. Oh my God, somebody needs to get in there and save him.
▶️ r Morty this is what happens when people that don't know what they're doing start messing around with portal guns.
▶️ r Hey Morty, check this guy out. Thinks he knows what he's doing messing with portals and stuff.
▶️ r Why don't they just let the faerie dragons, y'know, live their life.
▶️ r Hey Rick, did you know that there were faerie dragons? No, I never knew about that but here we have one, right here. It's a faerie dragon.
▶️ r I think I just lost my appetite, Rick. Yeah, this guy really makes you think twice about eating meat.
▶️ r Hey Morty, you know what we all have in common with Pugna? What? We all have skeletons inside of us. Every one of us.
▶️ r Geez, Rick, this lady's really crazy, you know. She's all dressed all naked and wild and stuff. Yeah, I know Morty. I got dibs.
▶️ r I like that he's comfortable wearing a dress, you know? Yeah me too Morty. I really gotta give this guy--I really gotta hand it to him.
▶️ r There's only enough room for one Rick in this game, Morty. And it's me.
▶️ r Morty, it says right here that he definitely likes to steal things. Oh great, what a Rubick.
▶️ r He certainly likes to steal things that are, you know, not his. I'm referring to the spells.
▶️ r Uh oh, we got ourselves a sand character Morty. I don't like sand Rick. I'm getting mad, Rick. Calm down, Morty. It's gonna be alright.
▶️ r I've got eremikophobia. Google it. I'm freaking out over here.
▶️ r Oh Morty, you don't want to get locked in one of this guy's holes. You'll get a fine case of PTSD.
▶️ r Six six six Morty. Hail Satan. Ha ha ha, yeah, hail Satan.
▶️ r This guy's gonna come after your soul Morty. He's coming after your soul. Oh geez Rick, you gotta protect me, Rick!
▶️ r Hey Rick, you know, every game needs a shaman type, you know. You gotta have your shaman.
▶️ r Hey Morty you know why he's got those boards strapped across his ears like that? Why, Rick? Cuz he's sick of hearing your bullshit, Morty.
▶️ r I guess taping wood to yourself is better than not having any armor at all. Yeah, you said it Morty.
▶️ r Whoa Rick, check this guy out! He's got a lot going on for- Silence, Morty!
▶️ r Named after the thing I wish I could hear all the time: silence.
▶️ r Dubba nub nub doo ra ka. Wubba lubba dub dub. Yeah, you said it, Rick.
▶️ r Nubba lub nub dub rub. Whoa, Morty. This is a kid's game. Easy.
▶️ r I think he's trying to catch something with that angler fish nodule on his face. He's trying to catch a break, Morty. Any way he can.
▶️ r Hey Morty, you know what I like about this guy? He knows when to disappear. You could learn something from him Morty.
▶️ r Oh geez, who doesn't disappear in this game?
▶️ r You know, reminds me of a pet piranha I once had Morty. His name was Roger. It's getting really specific. It's true Morty, it's a whole part of my backstory, I had a pet pirhanna named Roger. He was a good boy.
▶️ r Hey, geez Rick, why does Santa Claus have all kinds of weapons and bombs and stuff? Because he's pissed Morty. You were a bad boy this year. Santa Claus is real.
▶️ r Geez Rick, I'm not so sure about this lady. Oh, finally drawing a line in the sand Morty?
▶️ r Hey you know what you have in common with this guy, Rick? What's that Morty? You're always breaking my spirit, Rick.
▶️ r Remember when you said I couldn't fly the ship? Well you broke my spirits on that one. Sorry Morty.
▶️ r You know Morty, I gotta tell you, you could learn a lot from this character. Just be yourself, Morty. What are you talking about?
▶️ r Hey Rick, I can't understand what this guy's talking about. Yeah, Morty. I could make a device that would help me understand what he's saying, but it's beneath me.
▶️ r He kind of looks sad, you know with those downturned horns and all. Morty, never judge a book by its cover. I saw that guy at a nightclub last weekend, he was going to town.
▶️ r Oh these are my boys! Yeah! The Techies! Ho ho!
▶️ r I used to hang out with guys like these. They knew how to party.
▶️ r I don't think this guy would ever want to swap health a guy like you, if you catch my drift, oh! I'm in the prime of my life. I'm in the prime of my life, Morty.
▶️ r Man, you know Morty, if this guy could trade a couple of those tentacles for a neck, he'd really be in business.
▶️ r The last time I met somebody with this thick of a neck, uh… What? You got a punch line? No. I have a good setup though.
▶️ r Ah Tinker, we meet again.
▶️ r Me and Tinker we go way back Morty. What'd he look like before the exoskeleton? Like somebody you'd see at a bar.
▶️ r Ah, Tinker, you old bastard. You made through the Glarflorpian Wars. Been too long.
▶️ r Wow! Tinker! He finally finished that exoskeleton he was trying to build.
▶️ r Hey you know what would be cool, Rick, is if they took this guy and they put him on our front lawn. Think about how nice that would look.
▶️ r Within the hearts of tiny people lay the hearts of bigger people! Oh, color me inspired, Morty.
▶️ r This shouldn't be allowed, Rick, a giant walking, talking tree. They gotta draw the line somewhere.
▶️ r Oh, when is the government going to step in? These genetically modified Os are getting carried away.
▶️ r You know first it was a little twig, but now look at this thing.
▶️ r You know Rick, this guy probably had a nice tribe, and a bunch of tribes people. What a waste.
▶️ r I like this guy's beanie hair. You know, he's got that beanie look. Oh, are they calling it beanie hair?
▶️ r If you hang out with this guy, you're gonna sweat flavored snow cone Morty. The hell are you talking about, Rick?
▶️ r Yeah, geez, I guess every game has to have a zombie now-a-days, huh?
▶️ r I hope I don't end up like this guy, with a bunch of regrets and a giant tombstone.
▶️ r Morty, I've never seen a more original character. It's a zombie whose got a giant tombstone. And then more zombies come out of that.
▶️ r Morty if I could hire this guy as a bodyguard, I'd probably never see you again.
▶️ r How many upset spirits are in this game? Yeah, I know, there's Vengeful Spirit, there's uh, Revenge Spirit, Angry Spirit…
▶️ r Geez Rick, this guy looks like one of those types of characters you'd see guarding a ladder in a platformer game. You know what I mean?
▶️ r Ooh, it's a snake-type character, Morty. I wonder if it's poisonous.
▶️ r Oh boy there's a lot of snake people in this game. Yeah you know Rick but you gotta be careful because this snake's got some wings on him, know what I'm saying?
▶️ r You know Morty there's a lot of things we could say about Visage, but I think the first thing that comes to mind is… Um… His bracelets. I love those bracelets.
▶️ r Morty, where do you think he gets all those golems that he's summoning? Yeah, he's taking them away from their families and friends. No wonder they're so pissed.
▶️ r You know Morty, a lot of western civilization wouldn't want to eat this guy, but I tell ya: it's good protein.
▶️ r Geez, I wouldn't wanna find something like that under my mattress. That's where I keep this guy. He's under your mattress Morty. I'm not even kidding: look. Oh my God!
▶️ r Boy I've never seen a crazy monster wear a tiara before. I guess it's his birthday.
▶️ r Morty, he may not look it but this is a real doctor. He cured me of my alcoholism. What do you talking about? You're still an alcoholic. What I mean is he made me care less about my alcoholism.
▶️ r Hey Morty, this guy's beard is making me hungry for a breakfast croissant. Oh jeeze, I see what you mean there.
▶️ r Mark Twain looks pissed!

15% chance

▶️ r Geez, we got enough horse-based characters to start a whole new Kentucky Derby.
▶️ r It's hot in here. Is it just me or is it hot in here. Alright, relax Morty.
▶️ r Hey Morty, why don't we dress up like her and go to a convention. Yeah that sounds like a great idea, Rick!
▶️ r This guy loves fire, but I'll tell ya: fire's not a joke.
▶️ r If he saw me and I was all hurting and stuff, he'd save me. Where are you getting this from?
▶️ r You know Rick, I've never been a fan of characters that can just create ghostly, false versions of themselves. It's not cool.
▶️ r Sometimes it takes seeing a reflection of your own self before you realize how horrible you truly are.
▶️ r Morty, this is the one guy in the game who's interdimensional, just like us.
▶️ r Hey, you know when girls say I'm looking for that tall, dark, and handsome? Well, here he is.
▶️ r That's it, Morty! It's just me and skeletons from here on out. I don't even care anymore.
▶️ r Man this guy's a real top notch wizard, Morty. Tell you that much.
▶️ r Yeah, I wouldn't cosplay as this character. No way.

5% chance

▶️ r You know what's cool about this guy? What Morty? Nothing. He's the worst. I don't like this one. You blew it.
▶️ r Man this guy pisses me off Morty. I don't know why. Just pisses me off.
▶️ r How many characters are in this fricken' game. This is getting to be ridiculous.
▶️ r Alright! Nice pick.
▶️ r Why would you pick this guy? He's the worst.
▶️ r You know, Morty, I wanna say a lot of things about this character, but I'm just going to zip my lip.

1% chance

▶️ r That's it, Morty! It's just me and skeletons from here on out. I don't even care anymore.

Beginning battle

Entering battle

▶️ Why aren't they doing anything? They're just standing around? Relax, Morty.
▶️ Oh geez Rick, we're in some real trouble. I know Morty, just follow my lead!
▶️ Huh. Oxygen-rich atmosphere. Giant testicle monsters. We'll be fine. Let's partaaaay!

20% chance, player only

▶️ What are we here for again? Trying to help these guys win a game? Right, yeah, okay.

Time before battle

▶️ u 60 seconds. 60 seconds to game start!
▶️ Um. 30 seconds to game start.
▶️ Hoo, 30 seconds until th-th-this place goes ham.
▶️ Hoo. 30 seconds until the game starts, Rick! I'm getting my things ready Morty.
▶️ Oh my God the battle's about to start. Relax! Relax, Morty. C'mere, cuddle in with me.
▶️ Morty, don't look now but the battle's about to start! Oh my God I ain't ready for this!
▶️ Morty I'm getting ready for the game to start in 30 seconds. Ohh, I'm scared.
▶️ 30 seconds until jit goes ham in the dollar store, Morty.
▶️ Uh Moooorty it's about to start Morty.
▶️ Alright Morty. The game's about to start.

Battle begins

▶️ Here we go, Rick. The battle's about to go. Ugh, oh.
▶️ Who's that blowing the horn? Can somebody stop blowing that horn?
▶️ Who? Who keeps? Who keeps blowing that stupid horn?
▶️ Well, there's that pesky horn.
▶️ G-game start! It starts. It started!
▶️ Oh right, now it's on baby! Oh oh jeez!
▶️ Oh! Look at this game. It just started, baby!
▶️ u Round up your characters and let's get this party started.

Kills

First Blood

▶️ Oh! First blood! followup
▶️ Blood has been spilled! For the first time in this game.
▶️ Oh Morty, can you smell that salty blood that just got first spilt?
▶️ Oh man! First blood just splattered. followup
▶️ You know what's better than first blood? Nothing. First blood. Players only
▶️ Oh! First blood! followup
▶️ Oh man they just got some of that first blood going.
▶️ Oh boy Morty. Somebody just got real brave over there.

Double Kill

▶️ Ugh, d-d-double kill.
▶️ Double kill. Ha ha, man.
▶️ Wubba lubba dub duub!
▶️ Wubba lubba dub duub!

Triple Kill

▶️ Uh oh! Triple kill!
▶️ We should start calling this person Triple Kill, because they got a triple kill.
▶️ Oh! Triple kill!
▶️ Hooh! Looks like we got ourselves a triple kill here Rick. Morty, quit acting like a detective.
▶️ Riggity-riggity-rekt son!

Ultra Kill

▶️ Oh my gosh, it's an ultrakill!
▶️ Whoa! Ultrakill. I'm soooo impressed.
▶️ Morty I'm gonna combine us. Ready? Uhh ohhh it's an ultrakill.
▶️ Whoa thing got a little ultrakill in here.
▶️ Oh geez! Oh geez! Rick, this is getting out of hand!

Rampage

▶️ Oh that's as high as it goes Morty. He really did it, or she. They really did it.
▶️ It's a rampage! Rick! Rick! Ruh! Oohh! Morty! Morty! Take it easy buddy. Take it easy.
▶️ What?! Rampage?! Are you joking around with this? What's going on? You gotta relax Morty! You're gonna break the whole thing Morty.
▶️ No! Ha! Hew! Rampage!
▶️ Whoa! Rampage! Hoo! Hooo. Morty, Morty, uh, there's a time and a place.
▶️ Pfft! Come on, I don't believe that happened for a second. I don't know, Rick, there's a lot of blood and body parts.

20% chance for players, 100% for spectators

▶️ They rampaged! It's a rampage! Morty, Morty, calm down Morty. You're getting too excited, it's just a videogame. Relax.
▶️ Morty it's just a rampage, alright? There's a lot bigger things to be concerned with Morty.

Killing Spree

▶️ Oh boy. Killing spree.
▶️ Morty! Killing spree!
▶️ Morty watch out! It's a killing spree.
▶️ Oh geez! It's a killing spree!
▶️ Whoa! Initiating killing spree mode.
▶️ Hello? Can anyone hear me? It's a killing spree over here.
▶️ Killing spree whoaaa!
▶️ Whoa! Killing spree! Hoo!

15% chance for players, 100% for spectators

▶️ Oh Killing spree. Everyone bow down. Accident. It was an accident, I bet.

15% chance, players only

▶️ Killing spree. There was a clipping issue. There was a hit detection issue.
▶️ Killing spree my ass.

Dominating

▶️ Oh geez. He's dominating!
▶️ Oh man, this guy's dominating.
▶️ Rick! He's dominating now. He's dominating.
▶️ Oh my God! Four! Four in a row. He's now dominating. He's dominating, Rick.

Mega Kill

▶️ Oh! Not so fast Morty, cuz he just Megakilled. It's a megakill now.
▶️ Whoa. Megakill. He just megakilled.
▶️ Oh M-megakill!
▶️ Whoa! Megakill. Uh-oh. Megakill.
▶️ Oh Morty, uh oh! You better hold on to your hat because now it's a megakill. That's five, baby. Five. It's no accident anymore. This isn't an accident now.

Unstoppable

▶️ Wait no, hold on, he's unstoppable.
▶️ Holy crap Rick, he's unstoppable.
▶️ Morty, who was that? I don't know. It was pretty tight.

Wicked Sick

▶️ Hey geez this is some wicked sick stuff Rick, because he just wicked sick sicked it. That's right.
▶️ Oh my gosh Morty! He's from Boston because he's wicked sick!
▶️ That's Rick-diculous.
▶️ Ah, Morty, can you smell it? The smell of freshly slaughtered bodies.

Monster Kill

▶️ He monster killed!
▶️ Uh oh! Monster kill! Heads up!
▶️ I'm marking this in my journal. This is a day to remember. There was a monster kill.
▶️ Whoa! Rick there's a monster kill just happened. This your first time seeing a monster kill?

15% chance for players, 100% for spectators

▶️ Sometimes the monster kills they happen, you know Morty, you just gotta accept it.
▶️ Rick! Oh ho ho Morty, calm down. It's only a monster kill.

Godlike

▶️ Whoa! They're godlike!
▶️ They killed all these people Morty. That means they're godlike.
▶️ This is some godlike stuff!
▶️ Whoa! It's godlike time! Godlike!
▶️ Oh my God! It's god peopled. Godlike! They're godlike.
▶️ These people are godlike people. They're godpeople!

Holy Shit

▶️ Shit! Holy shit!
▶️ Holy shit!
▶️ He's super godlike, or beyond godlike I meant.

40% chance for players, 100% for spectators

▶️ I love it Morty. Ahh, I love it.

25% chance for players, 100% for spectators

▶️ Woo! They're beyond godlike now! They're beyond godlike! Calm down Morty! No, I'm not gonna calm down. I'm pissed!
▶️ Oh geez. They went beyond godlike Rick. Calm down Morty calm down, it's okay. No, it’s not okay. I'm getting mad. I'm getting angry about this.

20% chance, players only

▶️ Whoa! You just killed it.

5% chance

▶️ Ready, Rick? We're only going to get to do this once: 1, 2, 3, holy shit!

Ownage

▶️ 30 Ownage.
▶️ 30 Oh ownage.

15% chance

▶️ r Ownage! If you say it really fast a bunch of times it starts to not make any sense. Ownage! Ownage! Ownage! Ownage! Ownage!
▶️ r Who does that crap? It should be against the rules.

Team Wipe
Your team 25% chance

▶️ r Way to go genius. Your team just got wiped out.
▶️ r Oh, your whole team's been wiped out. Why don't you go play checkers with your grandma.
▶️ r Ugh. Your team just got wiped out. You might want to switch to a single player game. Set it to easy mode.
▶️ r He's gonna, he's coming for you and me next. He's gonna be coming for us.

Enemy team 50% chance

▶️ r Whoa, enemy team's been wiped out. Whoa! This is good news.
▶️ r Huh! Looks like there might be a vacancy on the enemy team since they're all entirely wiped out. Yeah, way to go!
▶️ r Ho boy, enemy team just got wiped out, baby! Oh man.
▶️ r Whoa, the enemy team's just been entirely wiped out. Hm. Interesting.
▶️ r Listen don't get a big head about it but you just wiped out the enemy's team. Good work.
▶️ r Oh geez. Y-y-you just killed a whole bunch of people.
▶️ r Oh my God, you just killed people. You're a murderer.
▶️ r Whoa, whoa whoa. You done killed people.

For spectators 50% chance

▶️ r Oh man, somebody lower the flags at half-mast. Radiant team's been wiped out.
▶️ r Geez, the whole Radiant team got wiped out? Nobody's taking this game seriously anymore.
▶️ r Geez, the entire Dire team just got wiped out.
▶️ r Oh, embarrasing. Dire team's wiped out.

Team announcements

	Your	Radiant	Dire	Enemy
Courier killed		▶️ Oh geez, Radiant's courier just got killed. followup ▶️ Radiant's courier just got killed. You know how much stuff he was carrying? ▶️ Whoa! They just killed Radiant's courier!	▶️ Oohhh, Dire's courier just got killed. followup ▶️ Dire's courier got killed, are you kidding me? Weak. ▶️ Dire's courier bit the big one. There's a job opening in case anyone's interested, for courier.
Roshan killed		▶️ Oh boy, Roshan just got taken out by the, by the Radiant. ▶️ Alright, Radiant just wiped out the Roshan guy! ▶️ Oh, let me tell you that Roshan, he just delivered a bunch of goodies, to the Radiant. ▶️ I'll tell you something about the Radiant, they sure know how to kill Roshan. It's about time someone took him out, he's a weirdo. Yeah, he's giant and weird.	▶️ Oh! Roshan's fallen to the Dire. ▶️ Oh man, looks like the Dire got to Roshan just a little bit before everybody else could. ▶️ Oh, Roshan just got slaughtered by the Dire. ▶️ Boy Morty, you know that Roshan guy that just got killed by Dire. He owed me money.
Structure under attack	Top tower ▶️ 7 Your to-ugh-op tower's under attack. followup ▶️ 7 Your top tower's under attack. followup ▶️ 7 Your top tower's under attack. followup ▶️ 7 Oh geez, your top tower's under attack. followup ▶️ 7 Oh boy. Your your your your your top tower's under attack. followup ▶️ 7 Oh geez Rick. The top tower's getting hit! followup ▶️ 7 Ahh, Morty you're not going to like this: the top tower's under attack. Ohhhh sheesh! followup ▶️ 7 Yyyyyyou gotta get serious. Top tower's under attack. followup Middle tower ▶️ 7 Your middle tower's under attack. followup ▶️ 7 Your middle tower's under attack. followup ▶️ 7 Oh ho! Middle tower's under attack. followup ▶️ 7 Oh geez! Middle tower's under attack. followup ▶️ 7 Oh c'mon! Middle tower's under attack. followup ▶️ 7 Oh geez! Middle tower's under attack. followup ▶️ 7 Morty, uh, middle tower, might wanna look at it. Oh! Middle tower is under attack! followup Bottom tower ▶️ 7 Your bottom tower's under attack! followup ▶️ 7 Your bottom tower's under attack! followup ▶️ 7 Your bottom tower's under attack! followup ▶️ 7 You know Rick, I gotta tell you my bottom tower is looking pretty good! Morty, bottom tower under attack! Ohhh! followup Top barracks ▶️ 10 Your top barracks are under attack. followup ▶️ 10 Watch out. Your top barracks are getting hit. followup ▶️ 10 They're swarming your top barracks right now. followup Middle barracks ▶️ 10 Oh geez, they're swarming your middle barracks. followup ▶️ 10 They're coming after your middle barracks. followup ▶️ 10 They're fighting against your middle barracks right now. followup Bottom barracks ▶️ 10 Ugh, bottom barracks are getting hurt, baby! followup ▶️ 10 You know they're tearing into your bottom barracks now, right? followup ▶️ 10 I don't know if you know this but your bottom barracks are getting attacked. followup The Ancient ▶️ 6 Hey dummy, your ancient's under attack. ▶️ 6 Hey geez, why don't you start taking things seriously. Because your ancient is under attack. ▶️ 6 Hey what do you think this is a game? Your ancient's under attack!	Top tower ▶️ 10 Radiant's top tower is under attack. ▶️ 10 Radiant's top tower is under attack. followup Middle tower ▶️ 10 Radiant's middle tower is under attack. ▶️ 10 Radiant's middle tower is under attack. ▶️ 10 Radiant's middle tower is under attack. followup Bottom tower ▶️ 10 Radiant's bottom tower is under attack. followup ▶️ 10 Oh! Radiant's bottom tower is under attack! Top barracks ▶️ 10 Well, there you go. Radiant's top barracks are getting attacked. followup ▶️ 10 What's up with Radiant? Their top barracks are getting attacked. followup ▶️ 10 I don't know if you know this but Radiant's top barracks are getting attacked. followup Middle barracks ▶️ 10 Oh boy. Radiant's middle barracks are getting attacked. followup ▶️ 10 Radiant's middle barracks are getting rummaged over. followup ▶️ 10 Radiant's middle barracks are getting hit. followup Bottom barracks ▶️ 10 Come on, Radiant's top barracks are getting attacked. followup ▶️ 10 Radiant's bottom barracks are really taking a licking. followup ▶️ 10 Radiant's bottom barracks are getting torn apart. followup The Ancient ▶️ 8 Radiant's ancient is under attack! ▶️ 8 Oh crap! Radiant's ancient is under attack! ▶️ 8 Hey! Just so you know, Radiant's ancient is under attack. That could really seal the deal.	Top tower ▶️ 10 Dire's top tower is under attack. followup ▶️ 10 Dire's top tower is under attack. Middle tower ▶️ 10 Dire's middle tower's under attack. ▶️ 10 Dire's middle tower is under attack. followup ▶️ 10 Oh boy, Dire's middle tower is under attack. Bottom tower ▶️ 10 Oh, Dire's bottom tower is under attack. ▶️ 10 Oh, Dire's bottom tower is under attack. followup ▶️ 10 Ohhh! Dire's bottom tower is under attack. ▶️ 10 Oh boy, Dire's bottom tower is getting hit. ▶️ 10 Uh, those little rascals are hitting Dire's bottom tower. ▶️ 10 Oh geez, Morty, they're going after Dire's bottom tower. Top barracks ▶️ 10 Dire's top barracks are getting hit. followup ▶️ 10 Dire's top barracks are really taking a whipping. followup Middle barracks ▶️ 10 Dire's middle barracks are really getting plunged in a sea of abuse. followup ▶️ 10 Dire's middle barracks are getting attacked. followup ▶️ 10 Dire's middle barracks are getting plunged into a sea of abuse. followup Bottom barracks ▶️ 10 Dire's bottom barracks are really taking a licking and but it's not keeping on ticking. followup ▶️ 10 Boy there's some angry people beating up on Dire's bottom barracks. followup ▶️ 10 There's some angry characters beating up on Dire's bottom barracks. followup The Ancient ▶️ 8 Dire's ancient is under attack! ▶️ 8 Oh no! Uh, Dire's ancient is under attack! ▶️ 8 Oh boy, Dire's ancient's under attack. You know what that means? Spells ugh trouble. ▶️ 8 Oh! Dire's ancient's under attack. Ooooh!
Structure fallen	Top tower ▶️ 10 Oh! Your top tower's fallen. followup ▶️ 10 Oh! Your top tower's obliterated. Way to go. followup ▶️ 10 Oh! Your top tower just took it right in the you-know-what. followup ▶️ 10 Oh geez, your top tower's as good as done. followup ▶️ 10 Top tower just got turned into trash. followup ▶️ 10 Your top just got shattered. followup ▶️ 10 Ahh, top tower. Loved it. I loved it! followup Middle tower ▶️ 10 Your middle tower just bit the big one. followup ▶️ 10 Oh man, your middle tower just got destroyed. followup ▶️ 10 Great! Your middle tower. You can't use that anymore, it's gone. followup ▶️ 10 Oh boy, your middle tower just took a big crap. followup Bottom tower ▶️ 10 Your bottom tower is gonzo, baby! followup ▶️ 10 You might wanna kiss your bottom tower goodbye, because it's gone. followup ▶️ 10 Hey Morty, guess what's not there? The bottom tower. followup Top barracks ▶️ 10 Welp, you don't have any top barracks anymore. followup ▶️ 10 Your top barracks? Yeah, they're gone now. followup Middle barracks ▶️ 10 Oh! Your middle barracks just got wiped off the face of the map. followup ▶️ 10 Oh boy Morty. Uh, middle barracks are gone. followup Bottom barracks ▶️ 10 Oh man, the bottom barracks were my favorite. Now they're not there anymore. followup ▶️ 10 Hey Mo-ugh-ory, there's no bottom barracks anymore. Sorry player. followup	Top tower ▶️ Radiant's top tower has fallen. followup ▶️ Radiant's top tower is destroyed. followup Middle tower ▶️ Radiant's middle tower is destroyed! followup ▶️ Radiant's middle tower just got rekt. followup Bottom tower ▶️ Way to go! Radiant's bottom tower's completely gone. followup ▶️ Couldn't do much about Radiant's bottom tower, could you? followup Top barracks ▶️ 10 Welp, there goes Radiant's top barracks. followup ▶️ 10 Ah! Radiant's top barracks have fallen. followup Middle barracks ▶️ 10 Radiant's middle barracks are as good as gone. followup ▶️ 10 Radiant's middle barracks. What a joke. followup Bottom barracks ▶️ 10 I didn't think Radiant's bottom barracks would go that quick. followup ▶️ 10 Man I'm pissed! Radiant's bottom barracks are gone and I'm pissed! followup	Top tower ▶️ Dire's top tower is done for. followup ▶️ Dire's top tower has fallen. followup ▶️ It's not my problem but Dire's top tower just fell. followup ▶️ I wonder what they're going to build where Dire's top tower used to be. followup Middle tower ▶️ Dire's middle tower just took a big beating. It's gone. followup ▶️ Dire's middle tower. It's gone. followup Bottom tower ▶️ Oh great, Dire's bottom tower just got destroyed. followup ▶️ What's the matter with you? Dire's bottom tower's destroyed. followup Top barracks ▶️ 10 Dire's top barracks are, uh, obliterated. followup ▶️ 10 Dire's top barracks have been completely cut down to size. As in they're gone. followup Middle barracks ▶️ 10 Dire's middle barracks are poof, disappeared. followup ▶️ 10 Oh no Dire's middle barracks are gone. Ohh. followup Bottom barracks ▶️ 10 Dire's bottom barracks just… They've seen better days. followup ▶️ 10 Oh. Dire's bottom barracks are hit and they're done. followup	Top tower ▶️ 10 The enemy's top tower has fallen! followup ▶️ 10 Whoa! The enemy's top tower got destroyed. followup ▶️ 10 Whoowowo they took out the enemy's top tower. followup Middle tower ▶️ 10 Oh! The enemy's middle tower's gone. Serves them right. followup ▶️ 10 Oh they took out the enemy's middle tower! Ho ho ha ha ho ho! followup Bottom tower ▶️ 10 Oh the enemy's bottom tower. It's gone. We did it. followup ▶️ 10 Hooray, the enemy's bottom tower is destroyed. Hooray. followup Top barracks ▶️ 10 The enemy's top barracks just got riggity riggity reeeeekt son! followup Middle barracks ▶️ 10 Enemy's middle barracks just got reeekt, baby! followup Bottom barracks ▶️ 10 Enemy's bottom barracks are gone. Let's all say a prayer. followup ▶️ 10 This just in: the enemy's bottom barracks are destroyyyyed! followup
Structure denied	Top tower ▶️ Ooo, you denied your top tower. ▶️ Quick moving! You denied your top tower! Middle tower ▶️ Oh, nobody's getting nothing from this middle tower because it got denied, just in time. ▶️ Ooo, you denied your middle tower. Nice work. Bottom tower ▶️ On man you denied that bottom tower. Way to go! ▶️ Oh geez, the bottom tower got denied. That's great news.	Top tower ▶️ Radiant's top tower is officially denied. ▶️ Oh boy what do you know. Radiant's top tower's been denied. Middle tower ▶️ Little birdie told me that Radiant's middle tower is denied. ▶️ Heard a rumor: Radiant's middle tower's denied. Bottom tower ▶️ Oh geez. Radiant's bottom tower just got denied. ▶️ Oh damn homie! Radiant's bottom tower just got denied.	Top tower ▶️ Dire's top tower, it's denied. ▶️ Dire's top tower's denied. Middle tower ▶️ Oh boy! Dire's middle tower's been denied. What are you gonna do now? ▶️ Oh, Dire's middle tower's denied. Bottom tower ▶️ Oh man, Dire's bottom tower's denied. ▶️ Uh, Dire's bottom tower's denied. Ohh.	Top tower ▶️ Dumb enemy denied their top tower. ▶️ Oh great, the enemy's just sitting there denying their top tower. Middle tower ▶️ Oh man, the enemy denied their middle tower. ▶️ What are we supposed to do when the enemy denies their middle tower like this. Bottom tower ▶️ Oh boy the enemy denied their bottom tower. ▶️ Oh great, the enemy just denied their bottom tower.
Structures fortified		▶️ Oh man! Get up on out of here cuz Radiant just fortified their structures. ▶️ Man you might as well save that energy, cuz Radiant just fortified their structures. ▶️ Radiant just fortified their structures. Know what I'm talking about?	▶️ Looks like Dires's structures are fortified. ▶️ That force field leads me to believe that Dire just fortified their structures. ▶️ Oooh, Dire, you gotta fortify them there structures. Good work.
Megacreeps	▶️ Oh man, I can't believe it, you got megacreeps. You got a bunch of megacreeps. ▶️ Oh snap! You got megacreeps on your corner homie! ▶️ Oh damn! You just got megacreeps. You know what that means. This thing is checked and mated.	▶️ Oh boy! Radiant's got a bunch of megacreeps!	▶️ Hey I'm just throwing this out there but Dire has megacreeps. ▶️ They got their megacreeps from the megacreep bush. They plucked em up and they're ready to go. Dire, that is. Talking about Dire. ▶️ Oh, Dire's got the megacreeps.	▶️ Oh crap the enemy has megacreeps. ▶️ Oh wonderful. You went and let the enemy get megacreeps. ▶️ Oh wonderful, the enemy's just managed to scrounge up a bunch of megacreeps. ▶️ Oh geez. The enemy's got megacreeps. This is ridiculous.
Victory	Radiant team ▶️ They're Radiant. They're good and they won. Geez Morty, relax. It's not like your life's gonna get any better because of it. followup ▶️ We did it! Or they did it, I should say! They did it! The Radiant people did it. followup Dire team ▶️ They worked as a team, they hustled, they got in there, took care of business, and they won. Good work Dire! followup ▶️ Dire wins! Ohhh boy that was some time well spent! Good game! followup ▶️ Oh my goodness gracious, if it isn't, if my eyes don't deceive me, Dire wins. In your face, Morty! Screw you Rick! followup	▶️ Radiant wins! Radiant's victorious! Shut up Morty! followup ▶️ Game over baby! Ohh man.	▶️ Dire just won! Morty! They won Morty! Quit yelling at me about it. followup ▶️ Game over baby! Ohh man.

Respawning

5% chance

▶️ r You know the cops are shooting at him and tasing him and he just keeps getting up. Yeah why does he keep getting up? Just lay down.
▶️ r We'll be fine. Let's partaaay!
▶️ r Is there no honor anymore, amongst gaming people?
▶️ r Try not to die this time, idiot!

Lane missing

▶️ u Missing top!
▶️ u Better be careful guys, top is missing. Anything could happen.
▶️ u Missing top!
▶️ u Uh oh! The middle is missing. Could he be right behind you? I don't know.
▶️ u Oh geez the middle is missing. I can't take this Rick, it's freaking me out.
▶️ u Uh, the-ugh middle is missing.
▶️ u Missing bottom!
▶️ u Missing bottom!
▶️ u Oh bottom is missing. Morty get ready. This is what we've been waiting for.
▶️ u Oh bottom is missing. You know I'm more of a top myself, but uh…

Periods with no action

15% chance, mid game and onward

▶️ r Oh, Morty, I been to all kinds of different realities, I've seen a lot of stuff. Yeah, and? I'm just saying, seen a lot of stuff. That's it.
▶️ r Too hot for, too hot to trot. Morty, relax, quit trying to come up with catchy phrases.
▶️ r Oh boy, Rick, I'm sleepy. Yeah me too Morty, but we gotta keep watching.
▶️ r This whole thing's really happening, huh? Yep, sure is happening Morty. It's going on right now.
▶️ r Oh, Morty. It's a nice day out there isn't it? Yeah.
▶️ r I wish we could convince all these people to go get some vitamin D out there. Not gonna happen Morty.
▶️ r Hey Rick, you want to hear my Boston impression? Yeah go ahead Morty. Hey y'all it's wicked sick over here, hey it's wicked sick. Whoa, that's pretty good Morty.
▶️ r You know Morty this reminds me of Nam? What do you mean Nam? The planet. It's a planet. Very leisurely place.
▶️ r Morty, I'm really thirsty. Can you get me a slurp? Yeah, I'll be right back.
▶️ r Wouldn't it be a bad thing if they put a housing development here? In this beautiful forest? Yeah, Rick. Then where would these people fight?
▶️ r Oh boy this freaky, Rick. This place is freaky.
▶️ r [Singing] Can we get the rights to that? I don't know what you were singing.
▶️ r If it's confusing and horrible then I guess everyone's favorite game is too, Morty.
▶️ r You know how many people are live streaming this game right now?
▶️ r Ugh, check it out Morty, look at this place, huh? This place is freaking me out, man.
▶️ r You really think this world is real? You'd have to be an idiot not to notice the sloppy details.

Disconnecting/reconnecting

Disconnecting
25% chance

▶️ 300 They probably had to leave because their mom needed to get on Facebook.
▶️ 300 Oh screw that guy. Screw that guy! Or girl. Screw that person!
▶️ 300 Oh gee, you know nothing makes me more mad than when somebody just straight up quits and leaves the game. Calm down, Morty, calm down.
▶️ 300 You know Rick, that person wasn't carrying their weight anyways. We got this!
▶️ 300 Can't we just play a game where nobody bails?!
▶️ 300 Oh jeez Rick, we're a man down. I know Morty, but think about what happens if we win. Think of the bragging rights we'll have!
▶️ 300 Oh come on are you serious? Where did that player just decide to go?
▶️ 300 Oh man, player just disconnected? Oh, wonderful. What is this, a game? Is this a game to everybody?
▶️ 300 Oh great? You know what we just got Rick? We just got a player disconnecting on us.
▶️ 300 Geez if I had a nickel for every time a player disconnected, I would have enough money to buy a vintage trinket from an old lady trinket store.
▶️ 300 Player's disconnected. This is why I say local LAN is the way to go, Rick.
▶️ 300 Plaaayer disconnect…ted.
▶️ 300 Oh great great! Player disconnected. Leave us hanging.

Reconnecting
50% chance

▶️ 300 Well well well, look what the cat drugged in. Drugged? Is he on drugs?
▶️ Oh boy Morty look who just came back. I guess their disconnection was just a minor inconvenience.
▶️ Oh! They're back. Who would have thought.

Quitting game
75% chance

▶️ r As they say in Canada: peace oot!
▶️ r Oh! Getting sick of this crap.
▶️ r Someone turn the game off. Let me free!
▶️ r Can we wrap this up? Me and Morty have some synthetic laser eels oxidizing in the garage.
▶️ r Quick, Morty! We can run out of this simulated world before it reboots.

Purchasing items

2% chance

▶️ r Look, I'm not paying seventy smidgens for a broken defraculator.
▶️ r Heads up Morty. This could be a Zyger-ugh-ian s-scam.

Uncategorized

▶️ u Pfff, I don't believe that that ever happened for a second. Probably another lame Zygerian scam.
▶️ u Morty, Xem's top tower is attacked, Morty. Xem.
▶️ u Xem's top tower is attacked, Morty. Xem's.
▶️ u Trigger warning, Morty. Top tower is attacked. Oh jeez, oh, oh, I hope xeir are ok.

Followups

Welcome
All Pick

▶️ r All pick!
▶️ r Oh All Pick!
▶️ r All Pick!

Least Played

▶️ r Least Played!
▶️ r Alrighty, Least Played heroes. Pick em, pick em and choose em.
▶️ r Hey Rick, unlike Summer it's Least Played. Morty, have a little respect, that's your sister.

Limited Heroes

▶️ r Limited Heroes! Oh ho ho goo goo gaa gaa.
▶️ r Aww, it's Limited Heroes. Is this babby's first day out?
▶️ r Limited Heroes! Oh boy, we've got ourselves a real str-tough customer.

Mid Only

▶️ Mid Only! r It's a mess, but let's do it.
▶️ Mid Only! r I don't know why we're gonna play this version but alright.
▶️ Mid Only! r It's gonna get crazy up in here.

First Blood
20% chance, for players

▶️ Truth be known, you didn't do too much there. You killed a person. Who cares?

100% chance, for spectator

▶️ You know what's better than first blood? Nothing. First blood.

Victory
25% chance, for spectators

▶️ That was a pretty good game, Morty. Yeah, it sure was Rick.
▶️ S'a pretty good game. Good work everybody.
▶️ Boy Morty I gotta tell ya. I'm on the edge of my seat. That was, uh, intense.
▶️ Sheesh, your liver must be really hurting.

25% chance, for winning team

▶️ That was a pretty good game, Morty. Yeah, it sure was Rick.
▶️ S'a pretty good game. Good work everybody.
▶️ Boy Morty I gotta tell ya. I'm on the edge of my seat. That was, uh, intense.
▶️ I'm in Heaven right now. This might be the best day of my life.

25% chance, for losing team

▶️ Just give up Morty. It's all over. I'll take us home right now.
▶️ Well if it's any consolation, none of that mattered and it was all stupid.
▶️ That's it, Rick. I'm done with these insane adventures. I quit! I'm out!
▶️ Game over baby! Ohh man.
▶️ Morty, listen to me! Calm down. Just need to find an alternate reality where we didn't get our asses handed to us on a cheap chrome platter.
▶️ This was necessary for the plan. Don't even trip, dawg.

Positive
40% chance

▶️ 600 Nice! It's like that song. Blonk blonk ba nap noops a noop noop noops.
▶️ 600 Oh! I can't believe it. What a wonderful thing.
▶️ 600 Oh boy, Morty, this is some pretty fantastic stuff happening right here. You said it, Rick!
▶️ 600 Oh man! Oh hoo! I'm so happy about all this.
▶️ 600 Hey! Pat on the back. Pat on the back for this guy.
▶️ 600 Oh boy you really should be proud of yourself, you know?
▶️ 600 Oh boy! Whoa what a good work. What a good work you did.
▶️ 600 Whoo! Boy oh boy oh my goodness gracious.
▶️ 600 That was good playership.
▶️ 600 Oh! You're gonna do this!
▶️ 600 Alrig-ugh-ight. You know what you're doing.
▶️ 600 Whoa! You just unlocked the positive encouragement sound bite.
▶️ 600 Oh, whoa whoa, cause for a celebration.
▶️ 600 That's what I call teamwork. Ha ha ha.
▶️ 600 Man! Great teamwork, huh Rick? You're actually watching this, Morty?
▶️ 600 Did you see what they did, Rick? Did you see what they did? Frankly Morty no. Wasn't paying attention.
▶️ 600 Totes m'lotes dawg.
▶️ 600 Alright, we can rest at ease now. Close call Morty.

Generic
25% chance

▶️ 600 Nice! It's like that song. Blonk blonk ba nap noops a noop noop noops.
▶️ 600 Oh! I can't believe it. What a wonderful thing.
▶️ 600 Oh boy, Morty, this is some pretty fantastic stuff happening right here. You said it, Rick!
▶️ 600 Whoo! Boy oh boy oh my goodness gracious.
▶️ 600 That was good playership.
▶️ 600 That's what I call teamwork. Ha ha ha.
▶️ 600 Man! Great teamwork, huh Rick? You're actually watching this, Morty?
▶️ 600 Did you see what they did, Rick? Did you see what they did? Frankly Morty no. Wasn't paying attention.
▶️ 600 Totes m'lotes dawg.
▶️ 600 Things are getting dire! Nice, Morty! Good one.
▶️ 600 Geez man! They're getting whooped!
▶️ 600 Whoa! Morty I've been across the cosmos and I've seen a ton of different realities, and let me tell ya: this is definitely not a remarkable moment at all, in any way, shape, or form.
▶️ 600 Oh boy, somebody called Trouble because he's here already.
▶️ 600 When are these people gonna learn? When are these people gonna learn, Morty?
▶️ 600 Hoooo hoooooooo!
▶️ 600 Oh boy. Mmm, ohh, not good.
▶️ 600 Huuugh that's not good.
▶️ 600 It's pretty lame. Y'know that's what I'm trying to tell ya.
▶️ 600 It's all fake! A bunch of crazy fake nonsense!
▶️ 600 Oh boy.

Negative
30% chance

▶️ 600 Uh! Stand down. Stand down. Was a close call.
▶️ 600 I can't believe how close that got.
▶️ 600 It's a tiny blip on the map of your life, little peanut.
▶️ 600 Oh! You gotta do something about this!
▶️ 600 Things are getting dire! Nice, Morty! Good one.
▶️ 600 Geez man! They're getting whooped!
▶️ 600 Whoa! Morty I've been across the cosmos and I've seen a ton of different realities, and let me tell ya: this is definitely not a remarkable moment at all, in any way, shape, or form.
▶️ 600 Oh boy, somebody called Trouble because he's here already.
▶️ 600 When are these people gonna learn? When are these people gonna learn, Morty?
▶️ 600 Hoooo hoooooooo!
▶️ 600 Geez! Ugh! This isn't good.
▶️ 600 Oh boy. Mmm, ohh, not good.
▶️ 600 Huuugh that's not good.
▶️ 600 Hooooooo that's trouble.
▶️ 600 It's pretty lame. Y'know that's what I'm trying to tell ya.
▶️ 600 It's all fake! A bunch of crazy fake nonsense!
▶️ 600 Horse pucky! Whoa! Careful Morty. That's some pretty hefty language you're throwing around.
▶️ 600 This normally never happens Morty and I know you won't believe it but: I think I made a mistake.
▶️ 600 Bet you're loving this. You get to be the mayor of I Told You Town. You're welcome.
▶️ 600 Whatever you do, don't bother trying to get the Meeseeks to improve your game. You suck too bad.
▶️ 600 Whoever that was, you're gonna wind up in low priority, punk. Calm down Morty! Punk!
▶️ 600 Oh boy.
▶️ 600 Everybody relax. It's just a bunch of 1s and 0s out there. You're gonna be fine.
▶️ 600 That was just horrible, Rick!