The second column of sounds are used when Great Sage's Reckoning is equipped.
Introduction
Played upon selecting Monkey King in the main menu announcement area, after Monkey King finishes animations.
- ▶️ Looks like I've got some new stories to tell.
Loadout
- ▶️ ▶️ The King has arrived.
- ▶️ ▶️ A new journey is about to begin.
- ▶️ ▶️ I need no introduction!
- ▶️ ▶️ Equal of Heaven, greater than gods.
- ▶️ ▶️ Time to pick a fight.
- ▶️ ▶️ Everyone can relax; the Monkey King has arrived.
- ▶️ ▶️ Oh, there'll be stories about this fight.
- ▶️ ▶️ These guys aren't gonna know what hit them.
- ▶️ ▶️ My next great challenge will be your last.
- ▶️ ▶️ Hope they put up a decent fight.
- ▶️ ▶️ None can stand against Sun Wukong.
- ▶️ ▶️ I've been waiting for a challenge.
Drafting
Picked
- ▶️ Monkey King.
Banned
- ▶️ Aah!
Entering battle
- ▶️ ▶️ The King has arrived.
- ▶️ ▶️ Time to pick a fight.
- ▶️ ▶️ Everyone can relax; the Monkey King has arrived.
- ▶️ ▶️ Oh, there'll be stories about this fight.
- ▶️ ▶️ Hmhmhmm. This should be interesting.
- ▶️ ▶️ I've been waiting for a challenge.
- ▶️ ▶️ I've outwitted gods. Smashing a glowing rock should be no problem.
- ▶️ ▶️ Hope they put up a decent fight.
- ▶️ ▶️ None can stand against Sun Wukong.
- ▶️ ▶️ These guys aren't gonna know what hit them.
- ▶️ ▶️ My next great challenge will be your last.
- ▶️ ▶️ A new journey is about to begin.
- ▶️ ▶️ I need no introduction!
- ▶️ ▶️ Equal of Heaven, greater than gods.
- ▶️ ▶️ Perhaps a challenge at last.
- ▶️ ▶️ The Monkey King.
- ▶️ ▶️ Monkey King.
- ▶️ ▶️ Sun Wukong.
- ▶️ ▶️ These fools won't know what hit 'em.
- ▶️ ▶️ I know all the tales.
- ▶️ ▶️ This story's as good as written.
- ▶️ u My greatest triumph is yet to come.
- ▶️ My greatest triumph is yet to come.
- ▶️ u I travelled a long way to get here.
- ▶️ I travelled a long way to get here.
- ▶️ ▶️ Don't look so surprised, human. My arrival was foretold.
- ▶️ ▶️ Looks like I've got some new stories to tell.
Taunting
Beginning battle
Moving
6 seconds cooldown
- ▶️ ▶️ 120 Time to move.
- ▶️ ▶️ Let's go.
- ▶️ ▶️ Where to?
- ▶️ ▶️ Lets move.
- ▶️ ▶️ Ok.
- ▶️ ▶️ On it.
- ▶️ ▶️ I'm ready.
- ▶️ ▶️ On the move.
- ▶️ ▶️ Yes.
- ▶️ ▶️ Eh.
- ▶️ ▶️ Right.
- ▶️ ▶️ Very well.
- ▶️ ▶️ Mmhm.
- ▶️ ▶️ Yes.
- ▶️ ▶️ Yes.
- ▶️ ▶️ Yeah.
- ▶️ ▶️ Yeah.
- ▶️ ▶️ Ok.
- ▶️ ▶️ Got it.
- ▶️ ▶️ M'hm.
- ▶️ ▶️ Yes.
- ▶️ ▶️ Yes.
- ▶️ ▶️ Yes.
- ▶️ ▶️ M'hm!
40% chance
- ▶️ ▶️ 120 Let's get a move on.
- ▶️ ▶️ 120 They can't stop me.
- ▶️ ▶️ 120 Ready for anything.
- ▶️ ▶️ 120 I'll go where the action is.
20% chance
- ▶️ ▶️ 240 Time to pick a fight.
- ▶️ ▶️ 240 Ooh. Let's pick a fight.
- ▶️ ▶️ 120 Time to make something happen.
- ▶️ ▶️ 120 I journey forth.
- ▶️ ▶️ 120 From here, to there.
15% chance
5% chance
5% chance, during early game
- ▶️ 240 Where's my cloud?
Moving at less than 20% health
- ▶️ ▶️ Time to move.
- ▶️ ▶️ Let's go.
- ▶️ ▶️ Where to?
- ▶️ ▶️ Lets move.
- ▶️ ▶️ Ok.
- ▶️ ▶️ Ah. On it.
- ▶️ ▶️ I'm ready.
- ▶️ ▶️ On the move.
- ▶️ ▶️ Yes.
- ▶️ ▶️ Ehh.
- ▶️ ▶️ Eh.
- ▶️ ▶️ Right.
- ▶️ ▶️ Very well.
- ▶️ ▶️ Mmhm.
40% chance
- ▶️ ▶️ 120 Let's get a move on.
- ▶️ ▶️ 120 Trouble, here I come.
- ▶️ ▶️ 120 They can't stop me.
- ▶️ ▶️ 120 They won't know what hit them.
- ▶️ ▶️ 120 Ready for anything.
- ▶️ ▶️ 120 I'll go where the action is.
30% chance
20% chance
15% chance
10% chance
5% chance
Riding the Nimbus cloud
30% chance, requires Great Sage's Reckoning
- ▶️ r It's cloudy with a high chance of bloodshed.
- ▶️ 240 Storm cloud's a-comin'.
- ▶️ 240 Let's ride.
- ▶️ r Knew I'd left that cloud somewhere.
Attacking
6 seconds cooldown
- ▶️ ▶️ Come on!
- ▶️ ▶️ Of course.
- ▶️ ▶️ Ha! It's what I do.
- ▶️ ▶️ Count on it.
- ▶️ ▶️ Keep it coming.
- ▶️ ▶️ Who's next?!
- ▶️ ▶️ Hu-wah!
- ▶️ ▶️ Huwuh!
- ▶️ ▶️ Ha!
- ▶️ ▶️ Hu!
- ▶️ ▶️ Hyuh!
- ▶️ ▶️ Hrh!
- ▶️ ▶️ Ha!
- ▶️ ▶️ Ohf!
- ▶️ ▶️ Huh!
- ▶️ ▶️ Dah!
- ▶️ ▶️ Urah!
- ▶️ ▶️ Hyah!
- ▶️ ▶️ Ha!
50% chance
25% chance
20% chance
10% chance
5% chance
Ordering a spell cast
Only when distance is at least 2x the cast range, 4 seconds cooldown
Abilities
Boundless Strike
On cast
50% chance
- ▶️ ▶️ 120 It ends here!
- ▶️ ▶️ So long!
- ▶️ ▶️ It's over!
- ▶️ ▶️ 120 Hard to run with a broken spine.
- ▶️ ▶️ No!
- ▶️ ▶️ No!
- ▶️ ▶️ Uh, no.
- ▶️ ▶️ No!
25% chance
Killing an enemy
20% chance
Tree Dance
On cast
50% chance
- ▶️ ▶️ Haha!
- ▶️ ▶️ Whoo!
- ▶️ ▶️ Over here!
- ▶️ ▶️ Here we go!
- ▶️ ▶️ 120 No one's catching me.
- ▶️ ▶️ 120 You can see everything up here.
- ▶️ ▶️ 120 Taking the high ground.
- ▶️ ▶️ I'll go high.
- ▶️ ▶️ Ha ha ha ha.
- ▶️ ▶️ Ha ha ha ha haaa.
- ▶️ ▶️ Ha ha!
- ▶️ ▶️ Oh, nice view!
Primal Spring
On cast
50% chance
- ▶️ ▶️ Incoming! Woo!
- ▶️ ▶️ 120 Where do you think you're going?
- ▶️ ▶️ 120 Ohoho! Not so fast.
- ▶️ ▶️ Here I come.
Mischief
On cast
50% chance
40% chance
20% chance
Wukong's Command
On cast
50% chance
Leveling up first time
Requires Great Sage's Reckoning
- ▶️ r Some of the tales you hear about me are truer than others.
- ▶️ r The origins of my staff? How much time do you have?
30% chance
- ▶️ r I should have known a weapon worthy of my talents wouldn't be found in an armory.
20% chance
- ▶️ r I didn't find this staff by chance, it called out to me. It longed to take part in my legend.
Leveling up second time
Requires Great Sage's Reckoning
- ▶️ r The Narrow Maze is only a labyrinth if you stick to the path.
- ▶️ r I was fearless before I was immortal. But now -- haha -- the gods fear me!
20% chance
Leveling up third time
Requires Great Sage's Reckoning
- ▶️ r My enemies thought the flames would consume me; they made me stronger!
- ▶️ r Fire in my belly, fight in my blood.
- ▶️ r Some legends burn out. I tend to flare up and leave the place in shambles.
Leveling up
- ▶️ ▶️ I'm just getting started.
- ▶️ ▶️ I'll fight anyone that gets in my way.
- ▶️ ▶️ I'm not stopping now.
- ▶️ ▶️ I'll show them why I'm called 'King'.
- ▶️ ▶️ Not even the gods could stop me!
- ▶️ ▶️ You thought I was trouble before?
- ▶️ ▶️ Let's pick a fight.
- ▶️ ▶️ In fine form.
30% chance
Killing an enemy
- ▶️ ▶️ I've killed better.
- ▶️ ▶️ I could do this all day!
- ▶️ ▶️ Aw come on, you're dead already?
- ▶️ ▶️ Really? That's your best?
- ▶️ ▶️ Barely broke a sweat.
- ▶️ ▶️ I was expecting competition.
- ▶️ ▶️ Come back after you've had some practice!
- ▶️ ▶️ Another one down!
- ▶️ ▶️ Nice try.
- ▶️ ▶️ Only way that could've gone.
- ▶️ ▶️ Oh, next time, try not to die.
- ▶️ ▶️ Hm hm hm hm hmm.
- ▶️ ▶️ Hohohohoo.
- ▶️ ▶️ Huhahahahahahahahaaa.
- ▶️ ▶️ Hnhnhnhnhnhnhnn.
- ▶️ ▶️ Ooh ha ha ha haa ah ha ha.
- ▶️ ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
- ▶️ ▶️ Ho ho ho hoo oh.
- ▶️ ▶️ Ooo ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
- ▶️ ▶️ Oh ho ho ho ho hoo.
- ▶️ ▶️ Ha ha ha.
- ▶️ ▶️ Hoo oh oh oh.
- ▶️ ▶️ Hehehehehe.
- ▶️ ▶️ Hohohohohoho.
- ▶️ ▶️ Huhahahahahahaha.
- ▶️ ▶️ Hohohoho.
- ▶️ ▶️ Oh ho hooo.
40% chance
5% chance
Killing a specific enemy
25% chance
- ▶️ ▶️ r I'm supposed to be scared of some mist? Please. I ride clouds for fun.
- ▶️ ▶️ r So Abaddon, does killing you make me Monkey King, Lord of Avernus, or just King of Avernus?
- ▶️ ▶️ r Look on the bright side Alchemist: you can make yourself a potion to forget this fight.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Alchemist, you could be riding that frost dragon and I'd still end you.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You think you're the first spirit I've dealt with?
- ▶️ ▶️ r For someone who says he's anti-magic you sure like teleporting around the battle field.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Anti-Mage, beating hypocrites like you never gets old.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Arc Warden, I'll take you seriously the moment you start talking in the first person.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I hope Goodkind is taking notes, because people are gonna love reading about me killing you.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You think bad dreams are gonna stop me?
- ▶️ ▶️ r Bane, the only one going to sleep today is you.
- ▶️ ▶️ r For God's sake you're a twerp that rides a bat, not Nevermore.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Out of the way, vermin!
- ▶️ ▶️ r No one is my master!
- ▶️ ▶️ r This forest belongs to me!
- ▶️ ▶️ r You don't need to hunt me down, I'm right here.
- ▶️ ▶️ r The only blood being spilt here is yours.
- ▶️ ▶️ r If you think you can bring me down, Bounty Hunter, you've got another thing coming.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I'm one bounty you're never cashing in.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I know a thing or two about drunken masters; and you my friend, are just the town lush.
- ▶️ ▶️ r The beating Tusk gave you will feel like a sweet memory when I'm done with you.
- ▶️ ▶️ r It's over between us Arachnia!
- ▶️ ▶️ r There's no room for two half-man, half-animal warriors!
- ▶️ ▶️ r Warrunner, you were only champion of your arena because you never fought me.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Your search for the light ends here, Chaos Knight!
- ▶️ ▶️ r There's only room for one agent of chaos on this battlefield.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I'll destroy every one of your puppets, Chen!
- ▶️ ▶️ r Die, slaver!
- ▶️ ▶️ r I'll put you in the ground where you belong!
- ▶️ ▶️ r I'll give you the final rest you've been begging for, Archer.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I'll pry you out of that tin can!
- ▶️ ▶️ r You gonna fight back or just make stupid ice puns all day?
- ▶️ ▶️ r Let's be real, Maiden, your sister has all the talent.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I don't care how good a tactician you are Dark Seer, you'll never see me comin'.
- ▶️ ▶️ r What are you gonna do? Heal me to death? Huh!
- ▶️ ▶️ r Hey Prophet, hahaha! You see that coming?
- ▶️ ▶️ r Just stay dead already!
- ▶️ ▶️ r When are you lightning guys gonna realize you can't beat me.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I'm sending you back to the Seven Hells.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Looks like you met your doom! Ok, I gotta workshop that, that was no good.
- ▶️ ▶️ r So you're the famous Dragon Knight? Disappointing.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I fight gods, what chance did a half dragon have?
- ▶️ ▶️ r I own this jungle!
- ▶️ ▶️ r You never had a chance, Traxex.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You should've stayed in the ground Kaolin.
- ▶️ ▶️ r So, you're the one that stole my story.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Cute hammer, Earthshaker, hah. Next time use it.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Your time is up, old man!
- ▶️ ▶️ r You never should've left your forge!
- ▶️ ▶️ r Oh, sorry buddy!
- ▶️ ▶️ r You picked the wrong side, Xin!
- ▶️ ▶️ r You seemed nice, sorry!
- ▶️ ▶️ r You should've stuck with singing to rabbits, huh. Fighting's not your thing.
- ▶️ ▶️ r The Dark Fundamentals must die!
- ▶️ ▶️ r It ends here, Enigma!
- ▶️ ▶️ r I won't have the gods undo my glory!
- ▶️ ▶️ r Time's up!
- ▶️ ▶️ r Whooh! Smashing this thing made my day!
- ▶️ ▶️ r You're grounded!
- ▶️ ▶️ r I grant you the death you crave Huskar!
- ▶️ ▶️ r Sacred Warrior. Huh huh, how pedestrian.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Oh, stop talking already!
- ▶️ ▶️ r Two heads, and not a warrior between them.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I was expecting a fight. How disappointing.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Heroes don't hide behind masks.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Ezalor, you should have used that horse to run.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You've had a good run, Old Man. But it's my time now.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Whooh! You should've went down with your ship, pirate.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Who put you in charge of a Legion?
- ▶️ ▶️ r I always heard the Bronze Legion was weak, and now I see why!
- ▶️ ▶️ r It's all over Leshrac!
- ▶️ ▶️ r Begone Leshrac!
- ▶️ ▶️ r You're an abomination!
- ▶️ ▶️ r You were safer in that dungeon, Lifestealer.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Your name's 'Lifestealer'? Hohoho! Man, this joke writes itself.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Your sister was right about you, you are overrated.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I didn't want it to go this way Lina.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You're finished Demon Witch!
- ▶️ ▶️ r Wish you had friends now, hun Druid?
- ▶️ ▶️ r No one rules nature, but me!
- ▶️ ▶️ r Your pet can't help you Luna!
- ▶️ ▶️ r You brought this on yourself!
- ▶️ ▶️ r Your pack is finished, Lycan!
- ▶️ ▶️ r Speed beats strength everytime! Hoho!
- ▶️ ▶️ r Give it up Magnus, you can't catch me.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Well, you and Zeus deserve each other.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You're finished Medusa!
- ▶️ ▶️ r It'll take more than 5 of you!
- ▶️ ▶️ r You're making this too easy, Mirana.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Goodbye Princess.
- ▶️ ▶️ r No one out-transforms me!
- ▶️ ▶️ r It ends here Morphling!
- ▶️ ▶️ r You've sang your last song, Siren!
- ▶️ ▶️ r No one tries to control the Monkey King!
- ▶️ ▶️ r Pulling root was your ruin, Prophet.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Trees offer no protection from me.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You're done preying on the weak Necrophos!
- ▶️ ▶️ r Going up against me, Necrophos? Huh, that's just masochistic.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I've heard a lot of stories about you. Oh, I guess this is the last one.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Mistake me for easy prey, Night Stalker? You're a fairy tale. And I'm a legend.
- ▶️ ▶️ r No one tries to assassinate the Monkey King and lives!
- ▶️ ▶️ r Haha. You amuse me, Ogres. Pity.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Twice the ogre? Try half the challenge.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Sycophant!
- ▶️ ▶️ r Where's your Omniscience now?
- ▶️ ▶️ r Tell me you saw this coming.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I'll trust my staff over your whispered dreams, Oracle.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Hadn't you heard? Imprisoning me just makes me stronger.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Didn't your sisters warn you about me, Assassin?
- ▶️ ▶️ r The Phantom Veil becomes your shroud, Mortred.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Honestly, I don't see the resemblance.
- ▶️ ▶️ r That's my trick, ghost man. And I do it better.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You were adorable before I killed you.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Sorry, Puck. The battlefield's no place for you.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You disgust me Pudge. Oh, not morally or anything, you're just gross.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You haven't earned anything, runt.
- ▶️ ▶️ r The battlefield's no place for tantrums, Pugna.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Back to Hell, succubus. This kingdom needs no Queen.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Your reign is over!
- ▶️ ▶️ r Your days of torment are over, Razor!
- ▶️ ▶️ r I'm not some rat in your maze.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Oh, sorry! Didn't see you.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I don't steal spells, Rubick, I take lives.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Grand Magus? Phuh! Guess that was just another fairy tale.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Many claim the crown, Sand Thing, few bear the weight.
- ▶️ ▶️ r King? Hardly.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I've dealt with your puppets before. It's nice to kill the real thing.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I'll always know which one is real, Shadow Demon.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I won't let you claim another soul!
- ▶️ ▶️ r It's over Nevermore. You're finished!
- ▶️ ▶️ r You're nothing a but a petty thug.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I know a huckster when I see one.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Oh, shut up.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Ah, had to kill you before you bored me to death.
- ▶️ ▶️ r From the greatest heights fall the biggest cowards.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Are those things made of wax, Skywrath?
- ▶️ ▶️ r You're the ugliest thing I've seen, Slardar. And I've seen a lot.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Not even the Siren could protect you.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Couldn't escape that, could you?
- ▶️ ▶️ r Your sentence isn't life this time, Slark. It's death.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You think your toy levels the playing field?
- ▶️ ▶️ r That cowardly weapon has no place on my battlefield, Sniper.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Enunciate!
- ▶️ ▶️ r Stupid cow.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Bara, you had all of existence to choose from, and you picked a fight with me? Idiot.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You'll have to try harder than that Storm Spirit.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Every storm eventually blows out, Raijin.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I'm not saying there's always a connection between excessive brawn and mental deficiency.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Hahahaha, Sven. You thought you could keep up with me? There are trees everywhere!
- ▶️ ▶️ r No one likes you, Techies. Just go away.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Saved you the trouble. Idiots.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You should've stuck to the library, Lanaya.
- ▶️ ▶️ r The Temple will have to find a new errand girl.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You do know that demon killing's kind of my thing, right?
- ▶️ ▶️ r Your name is more impressive than your actual skills.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I made a bet with Kunkka that I'd bag you first.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Oh, sorry, Tidehunter, you'll have to settle for burial at river.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Ever wondered if maybe your city had it comin', Rizzrack?
- ▶️ ▶️ r The trees have been saying some very bad things about you, Timbersaw.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I have brains and brawn, Tinker.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Only room in this lane for one stoney killer, Tiny.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I get it. Your name's ironic. Good bye.
- ▶️ ▶️ r The trees will be just fine without you.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I always wanted to take up woodcarving.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You got spirit Warlord, I'll give you that.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Trolls. Always a challenge, never an obstacle.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You threw your life away for a bet, Tusk? Oh! I like that.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You wanted to fight in a war, Tusk? I give you war!
- ▶️ ▶️ r Get back in your pit, Underlord.
- ▶️ ▶️ r So much fanfare. So much disappointment.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You've forgotten your life. None will remember your death.
- ▶️ ▶️ r He seemed to die just fine to me.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Your kin are safe from me, Ursa. If they don't follow your mistake.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You chose the wrong friends, noble beast.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Return to your unquiet grave, spirit!
- ▶️ ▶️ r Come back for vengeance, and I'll do that again.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You think you're the scariest thing in the Jungle?
- ▶️ ▶️ r That's the biggest banana slug I've ever seen.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Monkey vs snake. Monkey wins. Monkey always wins!
- ▶️ ▶️ r Let's see if your poison's good for cleaning off blood.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You hold no sway over me, Visage.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I'm on no lists, Visage. Seek elsewhere.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Men, demons, men with demons. Huh, makes no difference to me.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I've killed a thousand men like you, Warlock. I'll happily kill a thousand more.
- ▶️ ▶️ r It's not hard catching bugs when you use a stick.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I'm reminded of a delicacy I tried in the Palace of Hurra'agdu. One of your brood, perhaps.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Traxex was right about you: you are a middling talent.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Congratulations, Windranger. You did get there first.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Killed one kind of dragon, killed 'em all.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You didn't do your homework, Wyvern.
- ▶️ ▶️ r And I'm taking your monkey friend with me.
- ▶️ ▶️ r In which ditch should we bury you, doctor?
- ▶️ ▶️ r King? Ha!
- ▶️ ▶️ r Get back up again, I dare you.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You should have turned yourself into swan and hid, you bastard.
- ▶️ ▶️ r As a god, Zeus, you were lacking, but this?!
- ▶️ ▶️ r Zeus? Huh, never heard of him.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You need to work on the fundamentals, Io.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Look at that, a falling star!
- ▶️ ▶️ r Stay in the ashes, Phoenix.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Oh, I hate birds.
First Blood
- ▶️ ▶️ I'm just getting started!
- ▶️ ▶️ First Blood! Ha! I'm just getting started.
- ▶️ ▶️ First Blood! Well, today anyway.
25% chance
- ▶️ ▶️ Too easy.
- ▶️ ▶️ First Blood! Well, not first blood, I've killed lots of people I just—well you get the idea.
Meeting an enemy
During early game, within 1000 radius
25% chance
- ▶️ ▶️ r You should've stayed home, Apparition. You're not walking away from this.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Alright fishbowl head, show me what you've got.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Axe, this is the fight I've looked forward to for a long time.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Your license is about to get revoked.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You come at me and I'm taking your other eye.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Arachnia! We end this today!
- ▶️ ▶️ r That armor won't save you little man.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I'm going to flatten that pointy little head of yours.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Alright Dazzle, show me what you got.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I like you better than Zeus, but I'm still gonna kill ya.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I'll crack you in half!
- ▶️ ▶️ r You can't talk your way out of this one, Invoker.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Juggernaut, when I'm through with you there won't be any of your kind.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Try to keep up, Kunkka.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I'll send you back to Hell!
- ▶️ ▶️ r I'll put you down like the dog you are.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Bring as many copies as you want, you're all dead!
- ▶️ ▶️ r It's adorable. You think you can stop me.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Here, piggy, piggy!
- ▶️ ▶️ r I wish I could unsee you, Riki.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I have respect for your ingenuity, Tinker. But I'm still crushing your skull.
Meeting an ally
During early game, within 1000 radius
30% chance
- ▶️ ▶️ r Quick question Abaddon: when you say 'Lord of Avernus' is that by birth or by marriage?
- ▶️ ▶️ r Hey Abaddon, I know you got the mist thing down, but can you make clouds?
- ▶️ ▶️ r So you met in jail, huh? I was stuck in solitary.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Listen Ogre, some financial advice? If that little man stiffs you out of any of your money, beat him to death.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Listen ghost, if you're ever gonna ask the Crystal Maiden out on that date, you better start working on those ice puns.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Here's the plan: you freeze 'em, and I'll smash their face in.
- ▶️ ▶️ r So when you say you'll bring an 'end to magic', you don't mean loveable talking monkey royalty right?
- ▶️ ▶️ r Anti-Mage, you need to smile more.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Alright, it's just a suggestion, take it or leave it at your leisure. But maybe you should start talking in the first person?
- ▶️ ▶️ r Arc Warden, you're not planning on sticking me in the moon or anything like that?
- ▶️ ▶️ r I think it's great you commissioned Goodkind to write about you. I mean, people talk about me for free but—good for you.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Axe, you and I are gonna hurt a whole lot of people.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Ya know, nightmare bringing aside, you're a pleasant guy to work with.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You want a good nightmare to torment people? Have 'em trapped inside a rock. It's brutal.
- ▶️ ▶️ r After the battle you mind if I take the bat for a spin?
- ▶️ ▶️ r So, how long have you and the bat been an item?
- ▶️ ▶️ r You like animals. I am an animal. I think you and I are gonna get along just fine.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Ditch the boar, my friend. Primates are where it's at.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Stick with me and you'll find all the blood you need.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Bloodseeker, your work is messy but necessary.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Try to keep up, Gondar!
- ▶️ ▶️ r Scarves are hard to pull off, but it really works on you Bounty Hunter.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Brewmaster, after we kill their Ancient, we are getting loaded.
- ▶️ ▶️ r So how does one become a Brewmaster? Is it hours as an apprentice? An accredited course? Self given title?
- ▶️ ▶️ r When this is all over you, me, and Brewmaster should just get loaded and pick some fights.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Oh, I wish I could have seen that bar fight between you and Tusk.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Let's just get through this Arachnia.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Would it kill you to walk around like how we first met?
- ▶️ ▶️ r Nice belt. What does it do?
- ▶️ ▶️ r Centaur, you should really climb a tree sometime, you don't know what you're missing
- ▶️ ▶️ r Me, you, and Phantom Lancer should start up an illusory exclusive club.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Nice horse.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Just promise me you won't control me, okay Chen?
- ▶️ ▶️ r Ethically speaking, how are you okay with marching helpless creatures off to their demise?
- ▶️ ▶️ r You mind if I call you Bones? Because whenever I hear Clinkz I start looking for a clockwork creature and I get really confused.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You're a hero Clinkz. Not enough people give you credit for that.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You lock 'em down tin man, I'll take care of the rest
- ▶️ ▶️ r Hey Rylai, you think you could introduce me to Lina?
- ▶️ ▶️ r Alright Maiden, let's have some fun.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You think too much Dark Seer. Try living by instinct sometimes.
- ▶️ ▶️ r A plan is a list of things that don't happen, Dark Seer. Live in the moment.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Dazzle: you keep me alive and I'll keep knockin' em in the dirt.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Alright Shadow Priest, try to keep up!
- ▶️ ▶️ r Prophet, I get that it's your thing, but try not to die, okay?
- ▶️ ▶️ r Lady, you're creeping me out.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Hey Disruptor, you're with me that Zeus is a jerk, right?
- ▶️ ▶️ r Doom, huh? Your mom musta loved you.
- ▶️ ▶️ r So, Doom. The Seven Hells. That sounds cozy.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Half dragon, my cloud's in the shop. Can I ride you into battle?
- ▶️ ▶️ r Let me know when you turn into a dragon and kill everyone. I love that part.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Hey Traxex, I don't know what that other archer was talking about, you're not an emotionally vacant husk of perpetual sadness.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I don't want to stick my nose in Ranger business, but that redhead wasn't saying the most kind things about you.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Just stay away from me, Kaolin.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Don't talk to me and we won't have any problems, Earth Spirit.
- ▶️ ▶️ r What's up with the Earth trying to keep guys like us down?
- ▶️ ▶️ r We should start up an 'imprisoned in earth' support group.
- ▶️ ▶️ r So, Elder Titan. You're really old.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Alright, old man Titan, watch and see how it's done.
- ▶️ ▶️ r When this is over we're gonna have a chat about what you did.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You and your brothers are dead to me Xin.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Not gonna lie, Enchantress. Aside from Monkeys, I kind of hate animals.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Enchantress, you are impossibly cheerful.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Enigma, you are one scary force of nature.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Hey Enigma, remember when you tricked that Alchemist? Oh, ha! Good times.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I think I liked you better as a dinosaur.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Excuse me, Mr. Void—is the Monkey Kingdom bound by the Clazemere Treaty?
- ▶️ ▶️ r You are an annoying little man in an annoying little plane.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I hate you Gyrocopter.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You and Dazzle should really just have a drink and hug it out.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Huskar, I'm not trying to tell you how to live your life, but getting sacrificed is a bad thing.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I know a thing or two about egomaniacs: and Invoker, you're one of the worst.
- ▶️ ▶️ r We get it Invoker, you're smart. Now can we kill these guys?
- ▶️ ▶️ r Jakiro, Dragon Knight won't play ball. But you'll let me ride you, right?
- ▶️ ▶️ r Glad you're on our side Jakiro.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You gotta tell me what happened on the Isle of Masks.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Juggernaut, is it true you and Templar Assassin used to be a thing?
- ▶️ ▶️ r You gotta show me how to do that lightshow trick, Ezalor.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Keeper, I was thinking next Thursday would be a good day for my 'fundamental ascension' ceremony, that work for you?
- ▶️ ▶️ r Kunkka, I'm not trying to be rude, but you got something on your forehead.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Let's do this Kunkka.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You realize you basically named your Legion 'Third Place', right?
- ▶️ ▶️ r Tresdin, I don't care what armies you've lead. You don't tell me what to do.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Great. Another old guy that throws lightning around.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Just try not to electrocute me, okay Leshrac?
- ▶️ ▶️ r Ya know, for a mage that's cheated death you're... personable?
- ▶️ ▶️ r You don't really warm up to people much, do you Lich?
- ▶️ ▶️ r Lifestealer, is that a family name? Or more of an occupation, like haberdasher?
- ▶️ ▶️ r So, you were in prison a long time. Got any good stories?
- ▶️ ▶️ r Hey Lina, after we win can I buy you a drink?
- ▶️ ▶️ r Soooo Lina. Your sister tell you about me?
- ▶️ ▶️ r Lion, your name is very misleading.
- ▶️ ▶️ r So, Demon Witch, that's a helluva title.
- ▶️ ▶️ r So are you 'Lone Druid' because you're the last druid? Or because you hate hanging out with other Druids?
- ▶️ ▶️ r Sylla; you, me, and that bear of yours are gonna win this battle.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Hey Luna, nice wolf.
- ▶️ ▶️ r We should go on a moonlit walk sometime. You know, after we kill a whole lot of people.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Lycan, you gotta step up your transformation game.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I'll help you reclaim Ambry, Lycan.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You are a large man, Magnus.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Hey Magnus, I want to start up a conservation group, you in?
- ▶️ ▶️ r I saw you and Zeus at the Sundered Moon the other night, he's married you know.
- ▶️ ▶️ r So, does your hair ever get tangles? Or does it always just look good?
- ▶️ ▶️ r You're underrated Meepo.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Guys like us gotta stick together, Meepo.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I summered in Nightsilver before. Lovely trees.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Try not to get me wet, Morphling.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Morphling, you are a lot more intimidating in person than your name suggests.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You got a helluva voice Siren.
- ▶️ ▶️ r The Deep Ones are lucky to have you on their side.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Just don't go moving the trees when I need 'em, Prophet.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Forcing trees to fight goes against their nature, Prophet.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Ugh! Cover your mouth when you cough, Necrophos. You disgust me.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Don't steal my kills and we'll get along just fine.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I guess you're not useless half the time, Night Stalker. That's pretty good.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Do we really have to wait til night to start fighting?
- ▶️ ▶️ r Who invited the zealot?
- ▶️ ▶️ r Nyx, I don't wanna see you this battle.
- ▶️ ▶️ r So, do both heads need to eat?
- ▶️ ▶️ r You're lucky you know, one of you can focus on the battle and the other can watch me be fantastic.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You've taken the power, Omniknight. It's yours. Stop kowtowing.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Your powers may be real, but I've never seen this Omniscience.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Never tell me the odds.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I can see the future, too, Oracle. It looks like victory.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Just so you know, I have a strict no-Astral-Imprisonment policy.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Stop looking at me like that.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Just admit it, Phantom Assassin, you kill because you like it.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I'm not one of the five names on the list right?
- ▶️ ▶️ r You're a handsome fellow!
- ▶️ ▶️ r It's quite the honor to be mistaken for me.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Where is that Undertree, Puck? I might like to climb it.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You should become my plucky sidekick, Puck.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Old friend! Oh. I thought you were someone else.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Do me a favor and try not to get pus on me.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Strange bedfellows, huh Pugna?
- ▶️ ▶️ r No, I don't want to see your Nether Ward. Stop asking.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Sorry Akasha, I'm not looking for a Queen.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You and Ostarion would make a helluva power couple.
- ▶️ ▶️ r For someone without a discernible face, Razor, you sure look smug.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Be careful Razor, one day that whip will be turned on you.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Didn't think I'd be seeing you here, Riki.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I'm friends with an alarming amount of assassins.
- ▶️ ▶️ r How about a friendly duel, Rubick? I've heard some things.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Us tricksters need to stick together, eh, Rubick?
- ▶️ ▶️ r Fighting by your side goes against every instinct I have.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I know a fellow you should talk to, Sand King. Fast friends, the two of you.
- ▶️ ▶️ r A demon watching my back. There's a first time for everything.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I'm something of a demon myself, you know.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Keep your hands off my soul and we'll get along just fine.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I'm not afraid to name you friend, Shadow Fiend.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I'm a fan of your work Shaman, a good con is a thing of beauty.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Are your grifting days all behind you, Shadow Shaman?
- ▶️ ▶️ r I'll do the talking, Silencer.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Your voice really carries, Silencer. A bit too much.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Are all birdmen this morose? Just you?
- ▶️ ▶️ r Know your problem? Too subservient. Be your own birdman for once.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You're the ugliest thing I've ever seen, Slardar. No offense.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I think I like hanging out with Siren better.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You get inked in Dark Reef?
- ▶️ ▶️ r They don't know what it's like inside. Right, Slark?
- ▶️ ▶️ r Careful not to shoot me in the back, Sniper.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Just stay away from my kills, Sniper.
- ▶️ ▶️ r If you need help, Spectre, just shout unintelligibly.
- ▶️ ▶️ r We gotta work on your communication skills, Spectre.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Don't go running off without me, Spirit Breaker.
- ▶️ ▶️ r You're almost crazier than I am, Spirit Breaker.
- ▶️ ▶️ r I've seen Xin and Kaolin. Where's your other brother?
- ▶️ ▶️ r Just make me a damn cloud.
- ▶️ ▶️ r How do you see anything with that helmet on, Sven?
- ▶️ ▶️ r Come on, Sven. Time to drop the hammer on someone!
- ▶️ ▶️ r Wanna spring some traps, Techies?
- ▶️ ▶️ r I'll line 'em up, Techies. You'll know when to press the button.
- ▶️ ▶️ r What happened with you and Juggernaut?
- ▶️ ▶️ r I thought all this Ancients business was beneath you, Lanaya.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Why do you spend so much time in your lesser form, Terrorblade?
- ▶️ ▶️ r I've seen my fair share of demonic brotherhoods. They might have considered you.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Just watch it with the splashing, Tidehunter.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Just jump in there and do your thing, Tidehunter. I'm right behind you.
- ▶️ ▶️ r We talked about this, Timbersaw. No clearcutting!
- ▶️ ▶️ r If I can't leap to the fight, Timbersaw, you know who to blame.
- ▶️ ▶️ r So Tinker, was it head trauma that made you dream all that up?
- ▶️ ▶️ r I can appreciate a man unconstrained by what the world tells him's possible.
- ▶️ ▶️ r So Tiny's just a not-so-clever name then.
- ▶️ ▶️ r We've actually got something in common, Tiny. What kind of stone are you?
- ▶️ ▶️ r The trees respect you, Treant, but they love me.