| Mega-Kills: Gabe Newell | ||
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Rarity: Mythical
Slot: Mega-Kill Announcer | ||
On the eve of The International 2018, Kaci and SirActionSlacks hatched their most inspired idea yet--the Gabe Newell Mega-Kills Announcer. Determined to elicit the most bloodthirsty performance ever recorded, they lured Gabe into the studio... The rest is history. This item replaces the default Mega-Kills announcer with the cruel taunts of Gabe Newell. | ||
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Kills[]
First Blood
- ▶️ First blood! Thanks and have fun.
- ▶️ Hello. I'm Gabe Newell. You've just achieved first blood. Thanks and have fun.
Double Kill
Triple Kill
- ▶️ Impossible kill.
30% chance
- ▶️ r More than two kills, but less than four kills.
10% chance
- ▶️ r I will ignore your email number of kills.
5% chance
- ▶️ I'm not reading this.
Ultra Kill
- ▶️ Ultra kill.
Rampage
Killing Spree
- ▶️ Killing spree.
Dominating
Mega Kill
- ▶️ Mega kill!
Unstoppable
Wicked Sick
- ▶️ That was unreal.
50% chance
- ▶️ 300 If you were a millennial, I'd say 'wicked sick'.
25% chance
- ▶️ 300 That was, as they say, 'wicked sick'.
Monster Kill
Godlike
Holy Shit
Ownage
Team Wipe
Your team
- ▶️ r Who programmed these bots?
- ▶️ r I don't like using curse words...
- ▶️ r There's no reason to get overly excited.
40% chance
30% chance
- ▶️ r Teamwipe, all of your former friends.
Enemy team
- ▶️ r Time to bring this thing out of beta.
- ▶️ r You're doing very well. I'm very proud of you.
- ▶️ r A community of motivated people on the internet can accomplish almost anything.
- ▶️ r The entire team was an ass, and we won't be working with them again. Radiant wiping Dire
40% chance
- ▶️ r Good!
- ▶️ r Teamwipe.
- ▶️ r The entire team was an ass, and we won't be working with them again. Dire wiping Radiant
15% chance
- ▶️ r Teamwipe, enemy.
For spectators
- ▶️ r I would like to take a moment to thank you for supporting PC gaming.
- ▶️ r That reminds me: I'm not wearing underwear.
- ▶️ r My favorite hero is
Sand King. - ▶️ r I've always wanted to be a giant space crab.
- ▶️ r Fundamentally, piracy is a service problem.
- ▶️ r Valve Software was established in 1996 by a handful of talented people. I'm proud of how far we've come.
15% chance
- ▶️ r Teamwipe.
Everyone dead, for everyone
- ▶️ r I'm Gabe Newell, and welcome to Dota 2.
- ▶️ r OK, both teams are dead. Do we just wait?
- ▶️ r No one's left. Are we done?
- ▶️ r That's game then, right?
- ▶️ r As you can see, games are in fact art.
- ▶️ r Everyone is dead.
- ▶️ r By far the most advanced scam I've ever encountered.
- ▶️ r These things, they take time.
- ▶️ r There are bodies everywhere.
Followups[]
Rampage
Enemy team
- ▶️ 300 See, Dota Plus is worth the money.
- ▶️ 300 Just ALT F4.
- ▶️ 300 Um, this isn't working.
- ▶️ 300 This is a good opportunity to learn.
Own team
75% chance
- ▶️ 300 Please email me at gaben@valvesoftware.com and let me know about your rampage.
25% chance
- ▶️ 300 The iteration of hypothesis changes and measurement have made you a better killer at a faster rate than anything else we have seen.
For spectators
50% chance
- ▶️ 300 This reminds me of the Steam Summer Sale.
Holy shit
Enemy team
- ▶️ 300 Must be using Dota Plus.
- ▶️ 300 You can't improve until you make mistakes.
- ▶️ 300 Making mistakes is the path to wisdom.
75% chance
- ▶️ 300 Don't ever ever feed on the internet. They will remember it for eternity.
Own team
- ▶️ 300 Try clicking on the running heroes for even more kills.
- ▶️ 300 After nine kills in development, hopefully it was worth the wait.
- ▶️ 300 There they go.
75% chance
- ▶️ 300 You're a beautiful person with a charming personality.
For spectators
- ▶️ 300 Even now I'm learning from our customers.
- ▶️ 300 There are bodies everywhere.
- ▶️ 300 See, Dota Plus is worth the money.
- ▶️ 300 After nine kills in development, hopefully it was worth the wait.
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