Meepo Announcer Pack

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	Unearth some blue-collar wisdom and get multiple perspectives on every game in one convenient place with the Meepo Announcer Pack. Contains the Meepo Announcer and Mega-Kills Voices.
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	Released 24 Jul 2018
	Origin The International 2018 Battle Pass
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	Meepo Announcer Pack
	Announcer: Meepo; Mega-Kills: Meepo;

Set Items

Meepo Announcer Pack

Announcer: Meepo

Mega-Kills: Meepo

Main Article: Meepo

Welcome

50% chance, only for Ability Draft, All Pick, Least Played, Limited Heroes and Mid Only

▶️ Welcome to Dota. followup
▶️ Welcome to Dota. You're amongst friends. Hnhnhnhn. followup
▶️ Welcome to Dota, friend. followup
▶️ Welcome to Dota. Ahahah. You're in it now! followup
▶️ Welcome to Dota. Sure beats diggin' holes! followup
▶️ Welcome to Dota. Soo… I heard you can make a lotta money round here? followup
▶️ It's Dota time, baby. Ain't got nothing to lose! followup

Game mode

Ability Draft

▶️ r I mean, I guess you could play it this way… followup

All Pick

▶️ r All pick. followup

All Random

▶️ r All random. followup

Captain's Draft

▶️ r Captains draft. followup

Captain's Mode

▶️ r Captains mode. followup

Deathmatch

▶️ r Death match. followup

Easy Mode

▶️ u Easy mode.

Least Played

▶️ r Least played. followup

Mid Only

▶️ r All mid. followup
▶️ u All mid.

Random Draft

▶️ r Random draft. followup

Reverse Captain's Mode

▶️ r Reverse captains mode. followup

Single Draft

▶️ r Single draft. followup

Other Modes
Other possible future game modes

▶️ Choose your hero.

Drafting

Picking

▶️ Ok, your pick now. You know what to do! followup
▶️ Your pick. This is where you win or lose! followup
▶️ Remember, the goal is to have fun. Ahaha. Who am I kiddin? followup
▶️ Your pick now. Meepo! Huh what?
▶️ Enemy's turn to pick.
▶️ Aw, it's the enemy's pick…
▶️ It's the enemy's pick, not yours.
▶️ They recruitin' some sorta gang over there?
▶️ Radiant's turn to pick.
▶️ Radiant pick!
▶️ Dire's turn to pick.
▶️ Dire pick!

Banning

▶️ Your turn to ban.
▶️ Whose ban is it? Oh! Yours.
▶️ Hehe, we'll hold 'em down, you knock 'em out.
▶️ Ooh! Ooh! You get to ban someone!
▶️ Ban their best hero! Wait, ain't that kinda cheap? Yep. And effective!
▶️ It's the enemy's ban.
▶️ Who's the enemy gonna ban?
▶️ Who they gonna ban? I dunno, wait n see!
▶️ Enemy ban. They got nothing!
▶️ Enemy's ban now. Any second…
▶️ Enemy's gonna bury someone before the whistle even blows!
▶️ Radiant's turn to ban.
▶️ It's Radiant's ban now.
▶️ Dire's turn to ban.
▶️ It's Dire's ban now.

Time left to pick

▶️ Ten seconds!
▶️ Five seconds left.
▶️ Reserve time. followup

5% chance

▶️ Reserve time. That stuff don't replenish. followup

2% chance

▶️ Ten seconds to go!
▶️ You only got five seconds! Even less now!

Draft end

▶️ Choose your hero.
▶️ Choose your hero.
▶️ Choose your hero or somethin.
▶️ Choose your hero.
▶️ It's hero choosin time!
▶️ This here's where you choose your hero!

15% chance

▶️ Choose your hero. Wait, you only get one?!

Picking specific heroes

50% chance

▶️ r Pack it in. This one's already over!
▶️ r Hello!
▶️ r Hello!
▶️ r Hey there!
▶️ r I don't know, they seem pretty great to me.

30% chance

▶️ r Oh, no. Who invited this guy?
▶️ r I ain't one to judge, but this guy creeps me out.
▶️ r How you doin?

20% chance

▶️ r Oh yeah, baby. I can dig it!
▶️ r Time to go punch some rocks.

5% chance

▶️ r Wish I had some of that kinda mine! This job'd be a piece of cake!
▶️ r Ok, not what I expected… Is the betting window still open?

1% chance

▶️ r That rounds it out!
▶️ r I guess we'll see how this turns out…

Beginning battle

Entering battle

▶️ Prepare for battle!
▶️ Prepare for battle!

30% chance

▶️ Fortune and glory await!

Time before battle

▶️ Thirty seconds to battle! followup
▶️ Thirty seconds to showtime! followup
▶️ Thirty seconds to showtime! followup
▶️ Thirty seconds to battle. But feel free to start killin' before that. We're not sticklers.
▶️ Ten seconds to battle!

40% chance

▶️ Oh boy, I think it's starting. What is? Do you even know why we're here?
▶️ Ten more seconds and it's on!

Battle begins

▶️ The battle begins!
▶️ The battle's starting. Just remember: you gotta job to do!
▶️ Pay attention now, the battle's started!
▶️ When the horn blows, the blood flows!
▶️ I always wanted to see an Ancient fall. Ehh, that stuff's overrated. Don't make me come over there.
▶️ This one's for all the marbles! If marbles were at all valuable…
▶️ Let the battle begin! OK, Meepo. Play your cards right and this gig'll land ya on easy street.

5% chance

▶️ r And now the moment you've all been waiting for.

Kills

First Blood

▶️ First blood!
▶️ First blood!

Double Kill

▶️ Double kill!

Triple Kill

▶️ Triple kill!

Ultra Kill

▶️ Ultra kill!

Rampage

▶️ Rampage! followup

Killing Spree

▶️ Killing spree!

Dominating

▶️ Dominating!
▶️ Dominating!

Mega Kill

▶️ Mega kill!

Unstoppable

▶️ Unstoppable!

Wicked Sick

▶️ Wicked sick!

15% chance

▶️ Savage!

Monster Kill

▶️ Monster kill!

Godlike

▶️ Godlike!

Holy Shit

▶️ Meepowned! followup

5% chance

▶️ Holy Shit! followup

Ownage

▶️ 15 Ownage!

Team Wipe
Your team, 30% chance

▶️ r Not gonna lie. This ain't good.
▶️ r Don't worry. We can dig 'em up.

Enemy team

▶️ r Ok, everyone on their side's dead. followup

For spectators

▶️ r All the Dire are in the ground! followup
▶️ r Radiant ain't got no heroes left! followup

Everyone dead

▶️ r All right! Everybody's dead! …Let's get to lootin!

Team announcements

	Your	Radiant	Dire	Enemy
Courier killed		▶️ Radiant's courier has been killed. followup ▶️ Radiant's courier has been killed. followup ▶️ r Radiant's courier is dead. Wonder what idiot got it killed…	▶️ Dire's courier has been killed. followup ▶️ Dire's courier has been killed. followup ▶️ r Here come's dire's plucky little courier -- oops. It's dead now.
Roshan killed		▶️ Roshan has fallen to the Radiant. ▶️ u Roshan falls again. I understand the bit about the Aegis… But what's with that stinky cheese? 30% chance ▶️ r Roshan's dead. Man, him and that Aegis. Glad I never messed up that bad! 15% chance ▶️ r Radiant just murdered Roshan. Hasn't he suffered enough?!	▶️ Roshan has fallen to the Dire. ▶️ u Roshan falls again. I understand the bit about the Aegis… But what's with that stinky cheese? 30% chance ▶️ r Goodbye, Roshan! See you soon! 15% chance ▶️ r Roshan's dead. You ever been underneath his pit? Lotta good stuff down there!
Structure under attack	Top tower ▶️ 7 Your top tower is under attack. followup ▶️ 7 Your top tower is under attack. followup ▶️ 7 Your top tower needs some help. followup ▶️ u Your top tower needs some help. ▶️ r Are you even watching your top tower?! Middle tower ▶️ 7 Your middle tower is under attack. followup ▶️ 7 Your middle tower is under attack. followup ▶️ 7 If your mid tower could talk, it'd be pretty mad at you. followup ▶️ r Look. The enemy's attackin your middle tower. Don't let 'em do that! ▶️ 7 They're tryna knock down your middle tower. followup Bottom tower ▶️ 7 Your bottom tower is under attack. followup ▶️ 7 Your bottom tower is under attack. followup ▶️ 7 Oooh, your bottom tower. It's kinda bad. followup ▶️ 7 You better poof on over to your bottom tower. followup Top barracks ▶️ Your top barracks are under attack! followup ▶️ Your top barracks are under attack! followup ▶️ Your top barracks never did nothing to deserve this! Middle barracks ▶️ Your middle barracks are under attack! followup ▶️ Your middle barracks are under attack! followup ▶️ Your middle barracks are lookin' shaky! Bottom barracks ▶️ Your bottom barracks are under attack! followup ▶️ Your bottom barracks are under attack! followup ▶️ Hey, your bottom barracks need help! followup Top outer shrine ▶️ 15 Your top shrine is under attack. ▶️ 15 Your top shrine is under attack. Bottom outer shrine ▶️ 15 Your bottom shrine is under attack. ▶️ 15 Your bottom shrine is under attack. The Ancient ▶️ Your Ancient is under attack! followup ▶️ Your Ancient is under attack! followup ▶️ Your Ancient is under attack! He ain't lyin! followup ▶️ r You gotta defend your Ancient! …Now! ▶️ r Were you not paying attention to the rules? Defend your Ancient!	Top tower ▶️ 10 Radiant's top tower is under attack. ▶️ 10 Radiant's top tower is under attack. ▶️ 10 Radiant's top tower's about to topple! ▶️ 10 Radiant's top tower ain't looking too steady. Middle tower ▶️ 10 Radiant's middle tower is under attack. ▶️ 10 Radiant's middle tower is under attack. ▶️ r Dire's putting the hurt on Radiant's middle tower. ▶️ 10 Radiant's middle tower's not feeling the love. Bottom tower ▶️ 10 Radiant's bottom tower is under attack. ▶️ 10 Radiant's bottom tower needs a hand. ▶️ r Radiant's bottom tower's still there. But not for long. Top barracks ▶️ 10 Radiant's top barracks are under attack. ▶️ 10 Radiant's top barracks are under attack. ▶️ 30 Radiant's top barracks are gettin' the business! ▶️ 120 Radiant's top barracks ain't gonna be barracks for long. Middle barracks ▶️ 10 Radiant's middle barracks are under attack. ▶️ 10 Radiant's middle barracks are under attack. ▶️ r Radiant's middle barracks are still there… But for how long? ▶️ 30 I always liked seein' Radiant's middle barracks take a beating. Bottom barracks ▶️ 10 Radiant's bottom barracks are under attack. ▶️ 10 Radiant's bottom barracks are under attack. ▶️ r Radiant's bottom barracks probably gonna die… ▶️ r This might be the last look Radiant gets of their bottom barracks. Top outer shrine ▶️ 15 Radiant's top shrine is under attack. ▶️ 15 Radiant's top shrine is under attack. Bottom outer shrine ▶️ 15 Radiant's bottom shrine is under attack. ▶️ 15 Radiant's bottom shrine is under attack. The Ancient ▶️ Radiant's Ancient is under attack! followup ▶️ Radiant's Ancient is under attack! followup ▶️ The Radiant Ancient needs a little help. Make that a lotta help. followup ▶️ That Radiant team's just letting Dire bang on their Ancient. followup ▶️ Radiant Ancient's in some serious trouble. followup	Top tower ▶️ 10 Dire's top tower is under attack. ▶️ 10 Dire's top tower is under attack. ▶️ r Dire's top tower might be goin down… ▶️ 10 Dire's top tower's about to be Radiant's top rubble. Middle tower ▶️ 10 Dire's middle tower is under attack. ▶️ 10 Dire's middle tower looks to be disintigrating… ▶️ r Dire's middle tower's in trouble! Which one's Dire again? ▶️ u Dire's middle tower's in trouble! Which one Dire again? Bottom tower ▶️ 10 Dire's bottom tower is under attack. ▶️ 10 Dire's bottom tower is under attack. ▶️ 10 Dire's bottom tower…don't look good. ▶️ r Dire's bottom tower's getting push around. Top barracks ▶️ 10 Dire's top barracks are under attack. ▶️ 10 Dire's top barracks are under attack. ▶️ 120 Dire's top barracks are feeling the pressure! ▶️ r Radiant showin' no mercy to Dire's top barracks. Middle barracks ▶️ 10 Dire's middle barracks are under attack. ▶️ 10 Dire's middle barracks are under attack. ▶️ r Dire's middle barracks could use a friend. Or five… ▶️ r Is this how Dire's middle barracks fall? Looks like it… Bottom barracks ▶️ 10 Dire's bottom barracks are under attack. ▶️ 10 Dire's bottom barracks are under attack. ▶️ 10 Who knew Dire's bottom barracks had so many enemies? ▶️ 10 Is Dire even watchin? Their bottom barracks are under attack. Top outer shrine ▶️ 15 Dire's top shrine is under attack. ▶️ 15 Dire's top shrine is under attack. Bottom outer shrine ▶️ 15 Dire's bottom shrine is under attack. ▶️ 15 Dire's bottom shrine is under attack. The Ancient ▶️ Dire's Ancient is under attack! followup ▶️ Dire's Ancient is under attack! followup ▶️ So this is the part where Dire's Ancient is under attack. followup ▶️ Dire's Ancient is really taking a pounding. followup ▶️ Dire's Ancient's not looking too good. followup
Structure fallen	Top tower ▶️ Your top tower has fallen. followup ▶️ Your top tower has fallen. followup ▶️ Hello top tower. Goodbye, top tower! ▶️ You'll be fine, long as that top tower don't fall… Oh wait, it's already gone. Middle tower ▶️ Your middle tower has fallen. followup ▶️ Your middle tower has fallen. followup ▶️ And over here, we have your middle tower not being there no more. ▶️ You got one less middle tower now, by the way. Bottom tower ▶️ Your bottom tower has fallen. followup ▶️ Your bottom tower has fallen. followup ▶️ Whaddaya mean your bottom tower's gone? ▶️ Your bottom tower just took a dirt nap. Top barracks ▶️ 5 Your top barracks has fallen. followup ▶️ 5 Your top barracks has fallen. followup ▶️ 5 Your top barracks ain't nothing no more… followup Middle barracks ▶️ 5 Your middle barracks has fallen. followup ▶️ 5 Your middle barracks has fallen. followup ▶️ u Your middle barracks has fallen. ▶️ 5 If you wanted your middle barracks to not fall, you're doing it wrong. followup Bottom barracks ▶️ 5 Your bottom barracks has fallen. followup ▶️ 5 Your bottom barracks has fallen. followup ▶️ 5 Bad news about your bottom barracks… followup Top outer shrine ▶️ Your top shrine has fallen. followup ▶️ Your top shrine has fallen. followup Bottom outer shrine ▶️ Your bottom shrine has fallen. followup ▶️ Your bottom shrine has fallen. followup	Top tower ▶️ Radiant's top tower has fallen. ▶️ Radiant's top tower has fallen. ▶️ r Radiant's top tower just tapped out. Middle tower ▶️ Radiant's middle tower has fallen. ▶️ Radiant's middle tower has fallen. ▶️ 60 Radiant's middle tower had a run in with the Dire… Bottom tower ▶️ Radiant's bottom tower has fallen. ▶️ Radiant's bottom tower has fallen. ▶️ r Radiant's bottom tower musta been dizzy. Top barracks ▶️ 5 Radiant's top barracks has fallen. followup ▶️ 5 Radiant's top barracks has fallen. followup Middle barracks ▶️ 5 Radiant's middle barracks has fallen. followup ▶️ 5 Radiant's middle barracks has fallen. followup Bottom barracks ▶️ 5 Radiant's bottom barracks has fallen. followup ▶️ 5 Radiant's bottom barracks has fallen. followup Top outer shrine ▶️ Radiant's top shrine has fallen. followup ▶️ Radiant's top shrine has fallen. followup Bottom outer shrine ▶️ Radiant's bottom shrine has fallen. followup ▶️ Radiant's bottom shrine has fallen. followup	Top tower ▶️ Dire's top tower has fallen. ▶️ Dire's top tower has fallen. ▶️ Dire's top tower ain't a tower no more. Middle tower ▶️ Dire's middle tower has fallen. ▶️ Dire's middle tower has fallen. ▶️ Dire's middle tower's takin' a dirt nap. Bottom tower ▶️ Dire's bottom tower has fallen. ▶️ Dire's bottom tower has fallen. ▶️ r Hey, where's dire's bottom tower? Uhh… Top barracks ▶️ 5 Dire's top barracks has fallen. followup ▶️ 5 Dire's top barracks has fallen. followup Middle barracks ▶️ 5 Dire's middle barracks has fallen. followup ▶️ 5 Dire's middle barracks has fallen. followup Bottom barracks ▶️ 5 Dire's bottom barracks has fallen. followup ▶️ 5 Dire's bottom barracks has fallen. followup Top outer shrine ▶️ Dire's top shrine has fallen. followup ▶️ Dire's top shrine has fallen. followup Bottom outer shrine ▶️ Dire's bottom shrine has fallen. followup ▶️ Dire's bottom shrine has fallen. followup	Top tower ▶️ The enemy's top tower has fallen. followup ▶️ The enemy's top tower has fallen. followup ▶️ Hey, the enemy's top tower's gone. You done good! ▶️ Best thing about the enemy's top tower is it's gone! Middle tower ▶️ The enemy's middle tower has fallen. followup ▶️ The enemy's middle tower has fallen. followup ▶️ Enemy's middle tower is no more! ▶️ Enemy's middle tower just turned into a pile of rocks. ▶️ r Haha, enemy's middle tower just bit the dust. followup Bottom tower ▶️ The enemy's bottom tower has fallen. followup ▶️ The enemy's bottom tower has fallen. followup ▶️ u Hey, lookit you, knockin down that bottom tower, huh. ▶️ Hey, lookit you, knockin down that bottom tower. ▶️ Enemy's bottom tower's gone. Nice! Right?! Top barracks ▶️ 5 The enemy's top barracks has fallen. followup ▶️ 5 The enemy's top barracks has fallen. followup ▶️ 5 Wave goodbye to the enemy's top barracks. followup Middle barracks ▶️ 5 The enemy's middle barracks has fallen. followup ▶️ 5 The enemy's middle barracks has fallen. followup ▶️ 5 The enemy's middle barracks are just a sweet memory. followup Bottom barracks ▶️ 5 The enemy's bottom barracks has fallen. followup ▶️ 5 The enemy's bottom barracks has fallen. followup ▶️ 5 Enemy's bottom barracks just took a dive. followup Top outer shrine ▶️ The enemy's top shrine has fallen. followup ▶️ The enemy's top shrine has fallen. followup Bottom outer shrine ▶️ The enemy's bottom shrine has fallen. followup ▶️ The enemy's bottom shrine has fallen. followup
Structure denied	Top tower ▶️ Your top tower has been denied. followup ▶️ r Your top tower just got denied. Nailed it! Middle tower ▶️ Your middle tower has been denied. followup ▶️ Lookit that! Your middle tower just got denied. followup Bottom tower ▶️ Your bottom tower has been denied. followup ▶️ Hey! Your bottom tower just got denied. followup	Top tower ▶️ Radiant's top tower has been denied. ▶️ r Radiant just denied their top tower. Bet that stings, eh Dire? Middle tower ▶️ Radiant's middle tower has been denied. ▶️ Radiant just denied their middle tower. Bottom tower ▶️ Radiant's bottom tower has been denied. ▶️ Radiant just denied their bottom tower.	Top tower ▶️ Dire's top tower has been denied. ▶️ Dire's top tower has been denied. ▶️ r Dire's top tower just got denied. Bad luck for the Radiant. Middle tower ▶️ Dire's middle tower has been denied. ▶️ Dire's middle tower has been denied. ▶️ Dire just denied their middle tower. Bottom tower ▶️ Dire's bottom tower has been denied. ▶️ That dire bottom tower just got denied…	Top tower ▶️ The enemy's top tower has been denied. followup ▶️ Sooo… The enemy just denied their top tower… followup Middle tower ▶️ The enemy's middle tower has been denied. followup ▶️ You let the enemy deny their middle tower… followup ▶️ u You let the enemy deny their middle tower. Bottom tower ▶️ The enemy's bottom tower has been denied. followup ▶️ The enemy just denied their bottom tower… followup
Structures fortified		▶️ Radiant structures are fortified. ▶️ Radiant structures are fortified. ▶️ r Radiant called in the fortification… ▶️ r Radiant fortified their structures. Pretty good move if you ask me.	▶️ Dire structures are fortified. ▶️ Dire structures are fortified. ▶️ r Dire's putting up a barricade. 15% chance ▶️ r Dire's doing that glowy thing. Eh, nothing doing till that's done.
Scan used		▶️ Radiant are scanning for enemies. ▶️ Radiant are scanning for enemies. ▶️ r Radiant are scanning. How does that even work?	▶️ Dire are scanning for enemies. ▶️ Dire are scanning for enemies. ▶️ r Dire are scanning. Trying to find those sneaky bums.
Megacreeps	▶️ You now have megacreeps. followup ▶️ You now have megacreeps. followup	▶️ The Radiant now have megacreeps. followup ▶️ The Radiant now have megacreeps. followup	▶️ The Dire now have megacreeps. followup ▶️ The Dire now have megacreeps. followup	▶️ The enemy now have megacreeps. followup ▶️ The enemy now have megacreeps. followup
Victory		▶️ Radiant victory! ▶️ Radiant victory! 40% chance ▶️ The Dire Ancient collapsed! All's right in the world. 15% chance ▶️ Radiant win! Time to get outta here! ▶️ Radiant smash the Ancient. This one's in the books.	▶️ Dire victory! ▶️ Dire victory! ▶️ Dire does it! Finally a bet pays off… I'm outta here! 40% chance ▶️ The Radiant Ancient is nothing but rubble. Dire take it all the way! 15% chance ▶️ Dire have done it! They've done it! We're freeeee!

Respawning

15% chance

▶️ r Hey, welcome back!
▶️ r Get up, get up! Get out there!

10% chance

▶️ r It ain't over till the last building falls. So fight!

Periods with no action

5% chance, midgame and onwards

▶️ r Dear Diary, today I watched a bunch of dumbos wander around doing nothin'…

3% chance, midgame and onwards

▶️ r Look, I know I'm gettin' paid for this, but… Gimme something to do!
▶️ r Did you guys hear there's a war on? Sure can't tell!
▶️ r Where do you go for a little action around here?
▶️ r Uahh. Anyone else gettin' sleepy?
▶️ r Oh. My. Goooood! Do somethin' or somethin!
▶️ r You come here to fight or dance with creeps? Yeesh!

Disconnecting/reconnecting

Disconnecting
50% chance

▶️ r We lost someone! Quick, nobody move!
▶️ r I'm not technowizard or nothing, but I think that player just disconnected.
▶️ r Someone didn't call the digger's hotline!
▶️ r This is why I always liked LAN parties.
▶️ r Hey, it ain't fun if we ain't all here.
▶️ r Look, if you pause for people, people gonna pause for you. It's just science!

Reconnecting
50% chance

▶️ 300 Hey, they're back! Good for you.
▶️ 300 Welcome back to the war. Is it everything you remember?

Quitting game
50% chance

▶️ r Whoa whoa whoa! Where you think you're goin'?
▶️ r I never quit a day in my life. Ain't startin' now!
▶️ r Givin' up that easy huh?
▶️ r So you're just wastin' everybody's time?
▶️ r I don't feel so good…

Unpausing

50% chance

▶️ 120 Heads up. We're back!
▶️ 120 I'm all for a little down time. Feelin' fresh?
▶️ 120 Ok, where were we?
▶️ 120 Three, two, one. Let's go!

Purchasing specific items

25% chance

▶️ r Oh god, sentry wards? I love it!
▶️ r Sentry wards? You're some kinda saint or something!
▶️ r Pops always said seeing where you're going helps ya get there.
▶️ r If I had friends like you, I'd never lose! Haha. Hey!
▶️ r Whoa, is that what I think it is?
▶️ r This is either brilliant or insane. Probably both!
▶️ r Never saw much use for that, personally…

Followups

Welcome
Ability Draft
20% chance

▶️ r I mean, I guess you could play it this way…

All Pick

▶️ r All pick.

Least Played

▶️ Least played.

Limited Heroes

▶️ Choose your hero.
▶️ Choose your hero.

Mid Only

▶️ r All mid.

Game mode
Ability Draft
20% chance

▶️ r This some sorta nightmare?

All Pick
30% chance

▶️ r It's all on you. Unless you click Random. Then it ain't on you at all.

20% chance

▶️ r You can choose anyone. But there's only one right choice. Ehe. Yeah.

All Random
20% chance

▶️ r You'll take what you get n' like it!

Captain's Draft
20% chance

▶️ r I mean, I guess you could play it this way…
▶️ r This one's not so bad…

Captain's Mode
30% chance

▶️ r That's a lotta power for one player…

Deathmatch
20% chance

▶️ r This some sorta nightmare?

Least Plyed

No followup lines hooked up for Least Play mode.

Mid Only
20% chance

▶️ r Ok, now you're just being silly.

One vs One
20% chance

▶️ r I'll take those odds… Ahahaha.

Random Draft
20% chance

▶️ r Look at this bunch of jokers.
▶️ r Where'd all the rest go?! Ya' bums…

Reverse Captain's Mode
20% chance

▶️ r Why would you let them do this?

Single Draft
20% chance

▶️ r Pick one, ok? It ain't that hard…
▶️ r I hope you can handle one of these…

Picking
5% chance

▶️ r Wait, what's going on?
▶️ r No pressure or anything. Hahaha.

Reserve time
2% chance

▶️ r Still don't know what you wanna do?
▶️ r What's taking so long?! Hey hey, settle down.

Rampage
25% chance, allied

▶️ 300 Finally getting our money's worth!

25% chance, enemy

▶️ 300 I haven't seen one of those in forever!

25% chance, for spectator

▶️ 300 Finally getting our money's worth!
▶️ 300 I haven't seen one of those in forever!

Holy Shit
25% chance, allied

▶️ 300 Take that garbage some place else!
▶️ 300 Oh my god. Did you see that?!
▶️ 300 Haha, yes! I'm gonna make a fortune!
▶️ 300 Haha, yes! I'm gonna make a fortune!

25% chance, enemy

▶️ 300 That's what I'm talkin about!
▶️ 300 That's what I'm talkin about!

25% chance, for spectator

▶️ 300 That's what I'm talkin about!
▶️ 300 That's what I'm talkin about!
▶️ 300 Take that garbage some place else!
▶️ 300 Oh my god. Did you see that?!
▶️ 300 Haha, yes! I'm gonna make a fortune!
▶️ 300 Haha, yes! I'm gonna make a fortune!

Team wipe
Enemy team

▶️ r What are you waiting for? Time to win!
▶️ r Ain't gonna have a better chance n' this…
▶️ r The wise thing to do is push…

For spectator

▶️ r Oh, man. That's embarrassin!

Time before battle
40% chance

▶️ r I love watchin 'em scamper around out there.
▶️ r Aww, I see lotsa good diggin' spots out there. What are we waiting for?
▶️ r If you're not already heading somewhere, now's the time to start!
▶️ r Lots to do before the battle starts, so get crackin!

Courier killed
50% chance, for players, Radiant courier

▶️ r Too stupid to live… Too beautiful to die…

50% chance, for players, Dire courier

▶️ r It's tough out there. Courier's just tryin' to make a living…

50% chance, for spectator

▶️ r Anything good on it?
▶️ r I worked as a courier once. Absolutely degrading.
▶️ r Serves you right. Stupid courier.

Structure under attack
25% chance, towers

▶️ r You gonna do something about it or just sit there looking funny?
▶️ r What, not your job or something?
▶️ r There better be something important goin' on.
▶️ r This is one of the things in the bad column.

20% chance, towers

▶️ r Dig in and defend that sucker!
▶️ r You and a couple of friends could probably stop that.

15% chance, towers

▶️ r Rally the troops and get over there.

25% chance, barracks

▶️ r You'll be sorry if they fall! mid barracks only
▶️ r All hands! Time for some of that hero stuff!
▶️ r Someone oughta build a barricade or something. I know a couple a guys. Don't work cheap though.

20% chance, barracks

▶️ r They're tryin' to break through! Stop 'em! top barracks only
▶️ r You'll do something if you know what's good for ya. bot barracks only
▶️ r I don't see the angle here. Nope. Nuh-uh.
▶️ r It's real simple. Protect your buildings!

25% chance, player's ancient

▶️ r That is absolutely how you lose the game.
▶️ r Is nothing sacred? Yeah, no. I thought so.

25% chance, any ancient, for spectator

▶️ r Yep, this one's just about over. Hope you didn't bet on these knuckleheads… Oh god what have I done?

15% chance

▶️ r Coulda made a pretty penny off this one. Not that I condone such things.

Structure fallen
Own structure
25% chance, towers

▶️ r That's the spirit. The losing spirit!
▶️ r Aww, that's my favorite tower.
▶️ r Who said that tower could fall?
▶️ r Why do I get the feeling you ain't taking this seriously?
▶️ r I don't even know where start with you!
▶️ r Stop it! That's not helping!

25% chance, barracks

▶️ r Honestly, the opposite woulda been a heckuva lot better.
▶️ r I hope you don't pay for lessons or nothin.
▶️ r Oh, come on! You're diggin your own grave!
▶️ r You oughta be ashamed of yourself.
▶️ r You gotta work together or else you're gonna die!
▶️ r Oh, I see. You're letting 'em think you're helpless. Classic!
▶️ r Finally, someone with worse luck than me!
▶️ r Shoddy construction? No… Something worse.
▶️ r My father was right about you! You're never gonna amount to nothing!

30% chance, shrines

▶️ r This is why we can't have nice things.

Enemy structure
25% chance, towers

▶️ r Someone oughta scramble in there n' get the shiny bits.
▶️ r Goodbye, sweet tower. You won't be missed!
▶️ r I like these troublemakers.
▶️ r How many of those things are there?
▶️ r I couldn'ta done it better myself. Well, probably…

20% chance, towers

▶️ r I guess they built on a fault line. Ahahah.
▶️ r That'll show 'em!

25% chance, barracks

▶️ r Ah, the old rip n' run…
▶️ r Exactly what you're supposed to do! Don't let 'em tell you different!
▶️ r A lot better ventilation now. Ask any creep. Those barracks are stuffy.
▶️ r Hey, super creeps! Get your butts out here!
▶️ r I'm no numbers guy, but I suddenly like your chances.
▶️ r They don't know what hit 'em!
▶️ r That's the power of elbow grease. And, you know, a bit of murder.
▶️ r That's the stuff. Keep 'em on their back paws!
▶️ u Those racks think they're special or something?!

30% chance, shrines

▶️ r No more sanctuary here!

For spectator
20% chance, Dire barracks

▶️ r Everyone's got a plan till you smash down their racks!
▶️ r I like where this is going.
▶️ r Let's see 'em push out now!

30% chance, Dire shrines

▶️ r Nothin' last forever…

20% chance, Radiant barracks

▶️ r Someone's puttin in the leg work.
▶️ r One step at a time!
▶️ r I hope they ain't throwin on purpose! Not without tippin' me off…

30% chance, Radiant shrines

▶️ r That's what it gets, being so far away…

Tower denied
Your tower
30% chance

▶️ r I bet your tower really appreciated that.
▶️ r Ahahahah. Did you see the look on their faces?!

25% chance

▶️ r Send 'em home with nothing!

Enemy tower
30% chance

▶️ r You know last hits are a pretty big deal, right?
▶️ r That's the worst thing that could have happened to it.

25% chance

▶️ r Get outta here with that garbage.

Megacreeps
You
50% chance

▶️ r Put your back into it! This one's almost done!
▶️ r Oh good, let them do all the work. Time for a snack!
▶️ r Figures. Lazy bums show up just in time for the looting!

Enemy
50% chance

▶️ r All your buildings are gone. That glowy thing's probably next.
▶️ r Don't give up now. Come back from this and you are a legend!

For spectator
40% chance, Dire creeps

▶️ r Radiant dug a pretty big hole here. Then fell right in.
▶️ r I hope you didn't have your heart set on Radiant winnin this thing…

40% chance, Radiant creeps

▶️ r So Dire's about done for, right? Unless they pull off some miracle. Or maybe a bribe?
▶️ r I think we all saw this coming. Not me! You weren't even watching!