Introduction[]
- ▶️ Who said you could stroll in my woods?
Loadout[]
- ▶️ Watch your step, eh? Heaps of danger about.
- ▶️ There's no end to the things I can do to you.
- ▶️ Throw down your gold, I might let you live.
- ▶️ Say hello to my little friend.
- ▶️ Don't even think about it, I can drop the lot of you before you can spit.
- ▶️ Let's not get squirrely now, it'd be a shame to have to kill you.
- ▶️ I'm sorry, did you think you were hunting me?
- ▶️ Where do you think you're going?
- ▶️ Who said you could stroll in my woods?
- ▶️ And don't think I'll run out of ammo. I've always got another stash.
- ▶️ Drop your gold and run along then.
- ▶️ Cross me and I'll cross you out.
- ▶️ The wood teaches one rule: step fast or you're snack meat.
- ▶️ I'm mean as, and twice as quick!
- ▶️ I step through the forest like it's not even there.
- ▶️ Everything's a bit of a game if you ask me!
- ▶️ You ever hear the one about the tortoise and the hare and the squirrel that shot 'em both?
- ▶️ Touch my rig and you lose a finger.
- ▶️ Hey, hold this target for a sec.
3% chance
Drafting[]
Picked
- ▶️ Rippah!
Banned
- ▶️ Aww mate!
Entering battle[]
- ▶️ Watch your step, eh? Heaps of danger about.
- ▶️ Don't even think about it, I can drop the lot of you before you can spit.
- ▶️ Let's not get squirrely now, it'd be a shame to have to kill you.
- ▶️ Maybe I'll get straight to the point.
- ▶️ u Allow me to introduce myself.
- ▶️ Hoodwink!
- ▶️ Hoodwink.
- ▶️ What's this then, some kind of fight?
- ▶️ What's this, amateur hour? I'll hand out a few pointers.
- ▶️ Hey, side bets on the body count?
- ▶️ Oh wow! I've never seen so many interesting people to kill in one place! I'm sure heaps'll be friendly too.
- ▶️ Cross me and I'll cross you out.
- ▶️ The wood teaches one rule: step fast or you're snack meat.
- ▶️ I'm mean as, and twice as quick.
- ▶️ I step through the forest like it's not even there.
- ▶️ Better watch where you're going, never know what's lurking in the deep wood.
- ▶️ Ehhh, there's some nice woodland around here. Guess I could be bothered.
- ▶️ I'm not for hire... But this does pique my interest.
- ▶️ Everything's a bit of a game if you ask me!
- ▶️ Fair's for you to worry about.
- ▶️ Gonna stand here all day, or sniff out a bit of fun?
- ▶️ If you've heard of me, I must be doing something wrong...
- ▶️ What do I look like, a hunter? I'm a vegetarian... most of the time.
- ▶️ My aims are my own, best you don't end up as one of them.
- ▶️ Civilization always looked an awful lot like a boot heel.
- ▶️ Criminals are the ones obsessed with fire, so what if I burned some of their stuff?
- ▶️ I've been dodging Durana Beasts since before I could crawl. What's this lot gonna do to me?
- ▶️ All them idiots can keep the big smoke. Out here's where a body is really free!
- ▶️ No worries really only applies to me. That bunch should have heaps of worry.
- ▶️ You ever hear the one about the tortoise and the hare and the squirrel that shot them both?
- ▶️ Every time you hear a twig snap, that's me about to end your run.
- ▶️ I was born with nothing to lose. There's nothing they can do to stop me.
- ▶️ Why would I name it? It just a piece of wood. A really awesome piece of wood, but still.
- ▶️ Let's chase down a few bolt holes.
- ▶️ Surviving adolescence was a harder fight than this.
- ▶️ Rippaah!
- ▶️ Touch my rig and you'll lose a finger.
Taunting[]
- ▶️ You want a bag? I can get you a bag. What kind of bag?
- ▶️ I don't care what's in the bag. I just know I'm not about to let the other lot have it.
15% chance
- ▶️ There's a lot of more we could do with a bag if you ask me. Which no one ever does. Because why on earth would they? We're not exactly talking about geniuses are we? Honestly, there's a real lack of imagination around here.
Beginning battle[]
- ▶️ I don't see what all the fuss is about. For me the battle never stops.
- ▶️ So we keeping score now? Gotcha.
- ▶️ I don't know the rules, but I'll learn along the way.
- ▶️ They say whoever wins this fight will get to call all the shots, but me, I don't want anybody calling the shots.
5% chance
- ▶️ There's something hauntingly familiar about all this.
1% chance
- ▶️ Step fast and shoot straight. It's gonna be a hell of a fight.
Moving[]
6 seconds cooldown
- ▶️ 240 Yeah.
- ▶️ Probably the right way.
- ▶️ 240 Sure.
- ▶️ 240 I'm keen.
- ▶️ r What's over here?
- ▶️ Did you see a branch move?
- ▶️ One in the groove.
- ▶️ It's how I live.
- ▶️ u Nah, yeah.
- ▶️ Wicked.
- ▶️ 90 I'll suss it.
- ▶️ This way.
- ▶️ No, this way.
- ▶️ r No, that way.
- ▶️ What, this way?
- ▶️ Now you tell me.
- ▶️ It's all on the way.
- ▶️ Listen!
- ▶️ You smell something?
- ▶️ Time to kill something?
- ▶️ Paws a' peddlin.
- ▶️ Who we fightin?
- ▶️ Trampin' time.
- ▶️ Rippah.
- ▶️ Got any scrog?
- ▶️ 240 Any bloodtrails?
- ▶️ 240 When's the murder start?
- ▶️ No worries.
- ▶️ 240 Yep.
- ▶️ 240 Yep.
- ▶️ 240 Yeah.
- ▶️ 240 Yeah.
- ▶️ 240 Uh huh.
- ▶️ 240 Uh huh.
- ▶️ That's the one.
- ▶️ 240 I'm keen.
- ▶️ Just follow my trail.
- ▶️ Just follow my tail.
- ▶️ Yeah I see it.
- ▶️ Always a step ahead.
- ▶️ I'm always on the right trail.
- ▶️ My tail's a sail.
- ▶️ You couldn't stop me.
- ▶️ Leave it.
- ▶️ I'll lead the way.
- ▶️ Anyone know where we're going?
- ▶️ 240 Nah, yeah...
- ▶️ 240 Nah, yeah.
15% chance
1% chance
- ▶️ r I'm keen, not literally of course.
Moving at less than 20% health
- ▶️ Not far is it?
- ▶️ Nah yeah, I know I know.
- ▶️ Nah yeah, I know I know.
- ▶️ We're all goods yeah.
- ▶️ Come again?
- ▶️ Nah, yeah...
- ▶️ Do I look tired?
- ▶️ I'm just about knackered...
- ▶️ Glorious.
- ▶️ Choice.
- ▶️ Bloody genius.
Attacking[]
6 seconds cooldown
- ▶️ Prod Up!
- ▶️ What do you reckon?
- ▶️ Incoming!
- ▶️ Throw down your gold!
- ▶️ Let her rip!
- ▶️ What's a warning shot?
- ▶️ I aim to please.
- ▶️ Yeah nah.
- ▶️ Get stuffed!
- ▶️ 240 Rippaah!
- ▶️ Catch one!
- ▶️ Hey, did you hear?
- ▶️ Hey, you!
- ▶️ Have a squizz!
- ▶️ I'll make ya famous!
- ▶️ Look at this clown.
- ▶️ r Hey, you ever been shot?
- ▶️ Gidday then.
- ▶️ See my point?
- ▶️ Time to kill something!
- ▶️ Lets do this the easy way.
- ▶️ Hey listen to this.
- ▶️ Rack off!
- ▶️ Enough yaking!
- ▶️ Time to die!
- ▶️ Heads up!
- ▶️ A reckoning!
- ▶️ How do you like my rig?
- ▶️ r Where do you think you're going?
- ▶️ Drop your gold and run along then.
- ▶️ r Are you gonna be a problem?
- ▶️ Hey you wanna see something really cool?
- ▶️ Hey, hold this target for a sec.
- ▶️ u Hur ah!
- ▶️ u Rah!
- ▶️ u Hrah!
15% chance
Attacking an enemy at less than 20% health
- ▶️ Do us a favor and stand real still.
- ▶️ I can still clobber!
- ▶️ Come at me!
- ▶️ It's why you came, isn't it?
- ▶️ Aim for the face!
- ▶️ Claw em' to death if I have to.
- ▶️ Better hope I miss!
- ▶️ Steady...
- ▶️ That's a hard crank.
- ▶️ Serves you right.
Ordering a spell cast[]
Only when distance is at least 2x the cast range, 4 seconds cooldown
- ▶️ 120 So you ready?
- ▶️ 120 Take yer hiding!
- ▶️ 120 You crossed the line!
- ▶️ 120 Look here real quick.
- ▶️ 120 They're bloody asking for it.
- ▶️ 120 Time to flush 'em out.
- ▶️ 120 Have some!
- ▶️ 120 Yeah nah, let's not.
. 15% chance
Ordering a spell cast at less than 20% health
- ▶️ 120 So you ready?
- ▶️ 120 Take yer hiding!
- ▶️ 120 This is nothing.
- ▶️ 120 Gonna take more n' that...
- ▶️ 120 Hrr!
- ▶️ 120 Hrah!
- ▶️ 120 Ahh!
- ▶️ 120 Uah!
15% chance
Ordering a spell cast, mid-game and onwards
- ▶️ 120 I've been patient enough.
Ordering a spell cast at less than 20% health, mid-game and onwards
Abilities[]
Acorn Shot
Ordering spell cast, targeting a creep
75% chance
- ▶️ Say hello to old painless.
On cast
75% chance
- ▶️ Rippah.
On cast, targeting a hero
75% chance
- ▶️ You nuthead.
- ▶️ You earned it.
- ▶️ Here's one from my stash
- ▶️ That'll knock your noggin'.
- ▶️ This is gourmet cooking around here.
- ▶️ Nutbuster!
- ▶️ Acorn in your eye!
- ▶️ Oaknut!
- ▶️ Food for thought.
- ▶️ Just desserts.
- ▶️ What an egg!
- ▶️ No reason to get aggro.
- ▶️ Bang on of course.
- ▶️ How about a warm fuzzy?
- ▶️ r Hey you!
On cast, targeting a creep
75% chance
On cast, targeting the ground
75% chance
- ▶️ Sprout shot!
- ▶️ Just doing my part.
- ▶️ Can always use more trees.
- ▶️ I got heaps of 'em.
- ▶️ Functional AND feelgood.
- ▶️ Now to kill some fertilizer.
- ▶️ A forest from the trees.
- ▶️ Here's a happy little fella.
- ▶️ Spruce the place up a bit.
- ▶️ Yeah, I throw some shade.
5% chance
Killing an enemy
5% chance
- ▶️ r Nutbuster!
Bushwhack
Hitting an enemy
75% chance
- ▶️ 300 Well, ain't this cute?
- ▶️ 300 Hey, how ya going in there?
- ▶️ 300 Get a bit caught up then?
- ▶️ 300 It's more for fun than sport.
- ▶️ 300 Always always always watch where you're walking.
- ▶️ 300 You look all sorts of wrong.
- ▶️ 300 Guess what comes next?
- ▶️ 300 Caught ya in your stubbies did we?
- ▶️ 300 Ever seen someone bleed out in a net? No? Let's get started.
- ▶️ 300 I usually like my trees to myself, but I'll make an exception.
- ▶️ 300 It's not even my birthday. Oh, I guess it could be...
- ▶️ 300 All wrapped up for takeaway.
- ▶️ 300 Got ya!
- ▶️ 300 Got ya!
- ▶️ 300 Got ya!
- ▶️ 300 In ya go!
- ▶️ 300 In the stringer!
- ▶️ 300 You're a treehugger.
- ▶️ 300 Wanna see what we do for fun around here?
- ▶️ Yes!
- ▶️ Yes!
Missing
75% chance
- ▶️ 300 For the record, I did hit the tree.
- ▶️ 300 Just keeping it loose.
- ▶️ 300 Maybe my finger got twitchy...
- ▶️ 300 Ah, more fun this way.
- ▶️ 300 Mate...
- ▶️ 300 Aw, mate...
- ▶️ 300 Stupid net.
- ▶️ 300 Well they could've been invisible...
- ▶️ 300 Bad intel?
- ▶️ 300 I'll get over it.
5% chance
- ▶️ r No!
Scurry
On cast
- ▶️ How about a short cut?
- ▶️ Gap it!
- ▶️ Go go go!
- ▶️ Go go!
- ▶️ Mind the branch!
- ▶️ This way looks clear.
- ▶️ Dip this way.
- ▶️ Nothing to it.
- ▶️ Piece of piss.
- ▶️ I know just the tree.
- ▶️ Tail a'trailing.
- ▶️ Watch it!
- ▶️ Flat out!
- ▶️ Bush it!
- ▶️ Rattle the dogs.
- ▶️ Stay in the trees.
- ▶️ Now I'm the dodgy one.
- ▶️ Scurry out of it.
- ▶️ It's what I do.
15% chance
- ▶️ 120 Hey!
- ▶️ 120 Whoa!
- ▶️ 120 Hoo!
- ▶️ 120 Hey!
- ▶️ 120 Woo!
- ▶️ 120 Hah!
- ▶️ 120 Hey!
- ▶️ 120 Woah!
- ▶️ 120 Jeepers!
- ▶️ 120 Ha!
- ▶️ 120 Ha!
- ▶️ 120 Ha!
- ▶️ 120 Huh!
- ▶️ 120 Hah!
- ▶️ 120 Huh!
- ▶️ 120 Huh!
- ▶️ 120 Huh!
- ▶️ 120 Woo!
- ▶️ 120 Whoa!
- ▶️ u Haah.
- ▶️ u Huh!
- ▶️ u Hey!
- ▶️ u Huhf!
- ▶️ u Huff!
Sharpshooter
On cast
- ▶️ You're going to regret this!
- ▶️ Any second now.
- ▶️ Good news! I've decided how I'm gonna kill you!
- ▶️ Stand right there.
- ▶️ Ok now? Now I'm mad!
- ▶️ I'm done with talking!
- ▶️ Sure, wind me up. Great idea.
- ▶️ Right. So it's the hard way.
- ▶️ Chin up. This'll only hurt quite a bit.
- ▶️ I can take the kick. Can you?
- ▶️ Ready for some kick?
- ▶️ It'll go the distance.
- ▶️ It's a solid workout.
- ▶️ Pick a lung!
- ▶️ Better than a goat's foot.
- ▶️ It's funny, cause it's really unwinding for me.
- ▶️ u Never even see it coming!
- ▶️ r Ugh!
- ▶️ r Ugh!
- ▶️ r Urgh!
- ▶️ u Uuuurch!
- ▶️ r Uuuuurch!
15% chance
Landing a shot
75% chance
- ▶️ Hahah. What's wrong?
- ▶️ Oh did that clip you?
- ▶️ I can't believe you just stood there!
- ▶️ That's a bingo!
- ▶️ Break it up!
- ▶️ Hello!
- ▶️ Bang on.
- ▶️ Clanger!
- ▶️ Now you gotta work for it.
- ▶️ Nothing's ever easy eh?
- ▶️ Not my fault they don't duck.
- ▶️ Yess!
- ▶️ Yes!
Missing a shot
- ▶️ r Hey!
- ▶️ r Hmmnah!
- ▶️ What!
- ▶️ No way.
- ▶️ Come on!
- ▶️ Aww nuts!
- ▶️ Aww nuts!
- ▶️ Bit wide.
- ▶️ Eh, I'm easily distracted.
- ▶️ Damn.
- ▶️ Wide? How?
- ▶️ r Uughh!
- ▶️ r Bloody... Grr rah!
- ▶️ Barkrot!
Killing an enemy
75% chance
- ▶️ Yeah!
- ▶️ Yeah!
- ▶️ Yeah!
- ▶️ How's that for a wallop?
- ▶️ Backbreaker!
- ▶️ Right in the eye!
- ▶️ I don't relish hurting folks. But it can be funny. And sometimes I do relish it a bit.
- ▶️ Blows you back a bit eh?
- ▶️ Ohh, satisfying.
- ▶️ You're better off dead.
- ▶️ A bolt from the blue.
- ▶️ This is why I get outta bed in the morning.
1% chance
- ▶️ r Damn.
End Sharpshooter
On cast
- ▶️ Early release!
- ▶️ Launch it!
- ▶️ Launch it.
- ▶️ Yoinks.
- ▶️ Fire fire!
- ▶️ Now!
- ▶️ Now!
- ▶️ Now or never!
- ▶️ There it is!
- ▶️ Whoops!
- ▶️ Three-tw-NOW!
- ▶️ Rip and run!
- ▶️ Displace!
- ▶️ Eat this!
- ▶️ Wing it!
- ▶️ Can't hit nothing if you don't pull the trigger.
15% chance
- ▶️ r Rip and run!
5% chance
Ironwood Tree
On cast
75% chance
- ▶️ r We can make a little fort!
- ▶️ 540 Hello tree!
- ▶️ r Evergreen possibilities!
- ▶️ r Bringing back arbor ardor.
- ▶️ r I'll just cozy up with this one.
Town Portal Scroll
On cast
75% chance
- ▶️ r Looks like this is goodbye.
- ▶️ r Here we go again.
- ▶️ r Am I here and there...or neither here nor there?
- ▶️ r Who doesn't love the swirly bits?
- ▶️ r You ever feel really exposed?
- ▶️ r Hope I read it right.
- ▶️ r Better not end up anywhere suss.
- ▶️ r I'm not sure this isn't killing me!
On cast, at less than 20% health
75% chance
- ▶️ r Anywhere's better than here.
- ▶️ r And that's all that.
- ▶️ r Good thing there's not a blood price.
- ▶️ r Please work - please work.
- ▶️ r It's definitely one way to travel.
- ▶️ r Hope it's not a one-way ticket.
- ▶️ r Did I do it right?
- ▶️ r I had a good run.
Capturing Outposts[]
- ▶️ Another one of these bloody things?
- ▶️ Who even keeps these up? I should boost 'em.
- ▶️ There's some abandoned ones of these round where I grew up. Fun to play in.
- ▶️ I don't want it. But they sure as heck aren't getting it.
- ▶️ Wait, we're not burning it? I already got the pine pitch...
- ▶️ Whose stupid idea was it to put these things here anyway?
Leveling up[]
- ▶️ Nice. Do it again.
- ▶️ Just adding on to perfect.
- ▶️ It doesn't hurt the other side's proper thick.
- ▶️ Always was a bright spark.
- ▶️ It's almost like divine intervention. If I believed in that sorta stuff. Which I do not.
- ▶️ You could bottle my essence.
- ▶️ That all went straight to the tail.
- ▶️ Everything's above board here.
- ▶️ Right on. Keep at it.
- ▶️ r Just cuz I'm never gonna grow old doesn't mean I don't wanna level up.
- ▶️ Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.
- ▶️ I'm a quick study.
- ▶️ There's good, there's better, and then there's plain old me.
- ▶️ r Don't any of you ever get tired of congratulating yourselves?
- ▶️ Yeah yeah, don't get a big head.
- ▶️ I'm field smart.
- ▶️ Everything just got a little bit keener.
- ▶️ r Rip and roll.
- ▶️ Always on the level.
- ▶️ I'll punch a Durana right in its stupid eye and take a tentacle for snarlers!
- ▶️ Oh sweet. Wanna see something really cool? We'll need a handy target.
- ▶️ r Woah.
- ▶️ I didn't get this good NOT to kill stuff.
- ▶️ My oh my. Now's when we get to the good stuff.
- ▶️ OK, so this is what a god complex feels like. Cool.
- ▶️ Starting to feel a bit nutty.
- ▶️ r Look, I don't need to be a god here. Let's just win this thing already.
- ▶️ If someone asks me if I'm a god, I'll say yes.
- ▶️ Might need to get myself a new shooting rig if this keeps up.
- ▶️ Call me critter now!
Killing an enemy[]
- ▶️ Watch your step eh? Heaps of danger about.
- ▶️ There's no end to the things I can do to you.
- ▶️ Well, who were you expecting?
- ▶️ What's this then? Not gonna pay the toll?
- ▶️ Got yourself in a bit of a quandary eh?
- ▶️ Say hello to my little friend!
- ▶️ Could have had you a ways back, but I always pick my spots.
- ▶️ Let me tell you a little story about your gold, and my pocket.
- ▶️ I'm sorry, did you think you were hunting me?
- ▶️ r You don't even have anything interesting.
- ▶️ And don't think I'll run out of ammo, I've always got another stash.
- ▶️ Well there's your problem.
- ▶️ You should have stayed out of the woods.
- ▶️ Stay out of the pines!
- ▶️ Quit packin' a sad, eh? You lost fair-ish n' square.
- ▶️ I was born for this. You're just a pretender.
- ▶️ Am I this good or is my weapon blessed?
- ▶️ Another notch for the Hood.
- ▶️ Wish you made better choices?
- ▶️ Yeah nah, don't get ahead of yourself.
- ▶️ That one's a bit suss eh? Maybe poke him with a stick.
- ▶️ You're lucky I didn't do worse, but I got time.
- ▶️ You? On a battlefield? Yeah right.
- ▶️ Let's not get too worked up about it.
- ▶️ Don't let it get you down. I'm good. Really, really good
- ▶️ r You might take this time to reflect upon why you messed with me in the first place.
- ▶️ r You might not think it to look at me, but I've racked up quite the body count.
- ▶️ Not today, drongo!
- ▶️ About carked it, eh?
- ▶️ Try not getting caught with your trousers down.
- ▶️ Do you mind? I'm trying to celebrate.
- ▶️ If I'd known you were a bloody winger, I'd have aimed for the mouth.
- ▶️ r Now I should tell you, I don't usually kill my victims straight away.
- ▶️ r I could have toyed with you a bit, but you're just not that interesting.
- ▶️ Did you fall out of the nest as a baby?
- ▶️ Any life experience you'd like me to collect on your behalf?
- ▶️ Barked up the wrong tree, I reckon.
- ▶️ r Could I kill you just as easy without the crossbow? Of course! But it'd make a helluva mess.
- ▶️ I don't need to gloat. That'd get exhausting.
- ▶️ I got a knack for that.
- ▶️ Clincher!
- ▶️ All's well that ends with me winning.
- ▶️ Catch ya later dingleberry!
- ▶️ That's crack up!
- ▶️ Hands off the tail, cuz.
- ▶️ Hands off the tail, bro.
- ▶️ You bloody egg.
- ▶️ I got blisters on me fingers.
- ▶️ What else you planning that I can ruin?
- ▶️ Read the tail.
- ▶️ Ahahahahahah!
- ▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha haa haa!
- ▶️ Ha eh eh he he!
- ▶️ Eh he he ha ha ha ha!
15% chance
- ▶️ r Chill, bro.
5% chance
- ▶️ People say I talk too much.
Killing a specific enemy
45% chance
- ▶️ r See keen, shoot keen. It's simple really.
- ▶️ r Nothing personal Tinker, I'm just prejudiced.
- ▶️ r Eat that, you powder-using puffer!
- ▶️ r One keen down, but plenty more to go.
- ▶️ r Should I tell you what I got planned for your little contraption?
- ▶️ r That's for ruining such a choice word!
- ▶️ r Choke on your black powder, scumbags.
- ▶️ r If I see one more of you little bastards in my trees, I'll rain down blood on every last one of ya! Dig?
- ▶️ r That's what happens when you get a bruiser to fight your battles for you. You get soft.
- ▶️ r Don't cry for the likes of her.
- ▶️ r Ignorance isnt innocence!
- ▶️ r I don't know what that horse had against me, but enough is enough.
- ▶️ r Hate to shatter your dreams, you frigid idiot.
- ▶️ r You eh? To be honest I was hoping for the other one.
- ▶️ r The other one might have had better luck.
- ▶️ r This one's heaps of fun! Get to kill him again and again!
- ▶️ r Glad I didn't get zapped.
- ▶️ r If I had a gold piece for every Oglodi I kill, I'd have enough to start using acorns for impractical purposes.
- ▶️ r I'll never burn that sight outta my brain!
- ▶️ r That bat had a giant parasite. I probably did him a favour.
- ▶️ r Look, you knew we weren't gonna get along just on general bloody principle.
- ▶️ r You're better off drinking maple syrup.
- ▶️ r Oh, mate. This one must really sting for you, eh?
- ▶️ r I'm getting tipsy just from the stench!
- ▶️ r Neath those pickers, you're mince like all the rest.
- ▶️ r Choice. I needed some silk!
- ▶️ r I reckon this one was worthy of at least a little respect.
- ▶️ r What's more chaotic than that?
- ▶️ r If I say what I feel, my tongue might turn black and fall off.
- ▶️ r This one feels better than most.
- ▶️ r You're lucky we never ran into each other when you were alive. You never would have survived to be cursed!
- ▶️ r Yeah you were pretty chill, shame really.
- ▶️ r Cheer up eh. Now you can stop whining about your great sacrifice.
- ▶️ r Yay for the mischief, but what's with the greed? That's just a waste of your time.
- ▶️ r Are they bloody serious with these people? Where does someone like that even come from?
- ▶️ r Never had much time for pity parties. Where do you get off?
- ▶️ r Oops, killed 'em both 'steada just one.
- ▶️ r As you can see, I'm somewhat of a disruptor myself.
- ▶️ r All that power... just another case of a stunning lack of imagination.
- ▶️ r Wait a second. That dragon could have chosen anyone, and it chose you?! What the Hell is wrong with this world.
- ▶️ r You obviously weren't born for this. I'm surprised nobody showed you sooner.
- ▶️ r Hey, what a coincidence! My first hard targets to practice with were little rolling rocks. I guess they prepared me better than I thought!
- ▶️ r It was like aiming at a broadside of an oak. What could be easier?
- ▶️ r See the trick is, never set limits for yourself. I never set out to kill a Titan, but I never thought I couldn't neither.
- ▶️ r Shooting out candles and torches is easy. But destroying the essence of flame itself? Yeah I'll take it.
- ▶️ r You can't tell me what to do! I tell me what to do!
- ▶️ r How can someone with no face look so damn smug?
- ▶️ r Ha ha look, I gave him a proper face. Let's just call those bloodstains tears.
- ▶️ r I'm all out of pity for the likes of you.
- ▶️ r That's for singing the fur.
- ▶️ r Dying light's already a cliché after all.
- ▶️ r Yeah, magic's pretty neat and all, but nothing compares to a heavy bolt and a dead shot eye.
- ▶️ r Those two dragons crashed together so hard they merged into one dumber slower dragon.
- ▶️ r Hoods are way better than masks. Just saying.
- ▶️ r Hey old-timer. The sun sets on everybody. Whether they like it or not.
- ▶️ r You can think of these trees as masts, if it helps you die in peace.
- ▶️ r I'm not joining your bloody legion.
- ▶️ r Wait there's one of you here too?!
- ▶️ r Bro she is not going to be happy that I killed you. Oh well, she already had it out for me anyway.
- ▶️ r You cold dead guys are all the same. Don't you have a convention to be at or something?
- ▶️ r Did you see that bloke? There's no way he's not thanking me. And if he's not, he should be.
- ▶️ r You singed the fur. There's no coming back from that mate.
- ▶️ r Don't mind me. I'm just gonna lop that hand off. I heard I could trade some favors for it in some dumb wizard town.
- ▶️ r I'm not here to explain what went wrong. It's just obvious that something did. I mean, otherwise...
- ▶️ r I reckon a lot of people felt you had this coming. But that lot's just a bunch of bloody whingers. I did this for fun.
- ▶️ r Yeah with how fast you are, you got no one to blame here but yourself. I mean you could have been literally anywhere else.
- ▶️ r Spare me your noble sob story. What's it got to do with me?
- ▶️ r Okay okay. This is a real feather in my cap. Sure as.
- ▶️ r Yeah, dodging snakes is nothing new for me lady. What else you got?
- ▶️ r Sorry Meepo. You shouldn't have looked at where I was digging. That was classic misdirection.
- ▶️ r Even if the lady hadn't been crazy, I'd have had to kill the cat. Can't have mass murderers running around.
- ▶️ r Looks like I'm the king of mischief now.
- ▶️ r Aw, mate. That kinda makes me need to go. You know?
- ▶️ r Heck, with that singing voice it was either bolt or bolt her. And I felt like staying.
- ▶️ r Look, I told you I'm not big on affiliations. Stay outta wherever I am.
- ▶️ r Yeah sorry. People with your attitude just rub me the wrong way.
- ▶️ r My uncle used to tell me bedtime stories about you. Those were some great adventures. Real happy to have killed you.
- ▶️ r Who doesn't like squishing bugs?
- ▶️ r Yeah I got a fair bit of luck myself. My uncle used to say I was right blessed. You know, on account of not dying like all my other kin.
- ▶️ r Hey just what this place needed, another self-righteous metal marcher on some higher quest.
- ▶️ r Wait wait, I want to think of one you never heard before or after.
- ▶️ r Yeah, I'm not real keen on what you said about dying in a fire. That's what my crossbow likes to call a trigger warning.
- ▶️ r Heard you were some kind of big hullabaloo. I didn't come here to prove anything, but I guess I just did.
- ▶️ r Bloody muppet. What were you thinking?
- ▶️ r Roll along home you silly bastard.
- ▶️ r I can hit anything. Doesn't matter how blurry.
- ▶️ r Wouldn't it been better to die all peaceful like, dangling a pole in the river? Not with two bolts in the dome...
- ▶️ r When I was just a little bit, I used to wish upon shooting stars. Then I realized that was stupid and just learned to shoot instead.
- ▶️ r They used to tell stories about this one in the Tomo'kan. Quite the little troublemaker. This'll gain me even more respect.
- ▶️ r Ugh uh, the stench though! How do you get that taste outta your mouth?
- ▶️ r You coddled little tail-jerker! Someone shoulda done this ages ago!
- ▶️ r Ma'am. This is a forest, not...wherever it is you think you're supposed to be.
- ▶️ r You shoulda gone to ground.
- ▶️ r Yeah we're light years apart, mate.
- ▶️ r Whatever can be made can be unmade, I figure.
- ▶️ r Had to leave you cracked and bleeding.
- ▶️ r I could smell those fakes a mile away.
- ▶️ r Shadowtail over Shadow Demon.
- ▶️ r That's what you get for hoarding!
- ▶️ r Shadowtail over Shadow Fiend.
- ▶️ r I said no snakes of any kind!
- ▶️ r Shadowtail over Shadow Shaman.
- ▶️ r Yeah, a lot of people have tried to shut me up. This is how it always plays out.
- ▶️ r Anyone feeling peckish?
- ▶️ r I don't take kindly to being punched by fish!
- ▶️ r I told you to stay off my turf, gill boy.
- ▶️ r No one's gonna miss you. Not even you.
- ▶️ r On this plane you're just a bobby after all.
- ▶️ r Sorry. I didn't feel like staying in today.
- ▶️ r Looks like the power grid's out, mate.
- ▶️ r My first thought was your sword's impractical. But now I see it's actually impracticable.
- ▶️ r Never had much time for book smarts. And this right here's the reason why.
- ▶️ r I don't need books to argue a point.
- ▶️ r Don't you ever get tired of yourself?
- ▶️ r Oh bloody hell. This one's corpse is gonna reek.
- ▶️ r I've known some Tinies in my time. You, sir, are no Tiny.
- ▶️ r Bummer, I think he had some of my stash. Ah well. I'll find more.
- ▶️ r Chill, bro.
- ▶️ r What, did you think I got a problem with snow? I'm right at home.
- ▶️ r Wonder if I can turn these horns into some sorta charm.
- ▶️ r That's a smell'll strip bark off trees!
- ▶️ r Got enough critters in these woods already.
- ▶️ r Everyone's got problems, lassie. Yours ain't mine.
- ▶️ r Eh, I'd eat slug if times were tight. But they ain't.
- ▶️ r Lot harder to fly with all those arrows in you.
- ▶️ r Even if I cared for your rules, it's not even close to my time yet.
- ▶️ r Guess you shoulda showed up sooner.
- ▶️ r So you cut down trees to turn 'em into books about demons? Yeah, you had this coming.
- ▶️ r Honestly, I just saw him out of the corner of my eye and started shooting. Was instinct really.
- ▶️ r Couldn't take my word for it, could ya?
- ▶️ r Yeah, friends is kind of a loose term for me. Sorry.
- ▶️ r I don't know if we were enemies, but that poem was depressing as all get out.
- ▶️ r Think I'll pass! My uncle went to the doctor once and never came back.
- ▶️ r You want these little bones of mine? Gonna have to do better than that!
- ▶️ r Since you're not a god anymore, I feel like I can ask you: why are you so messed up?
- ▶️ r You think you're special or something?
- ▶️ r I'm gonna get huge props for this back home.
- ▶️ u We coulda been great together. But you always get blinded by the floodlights...
- ▶️ u Yeah if you don't mind I'm gonna help myself to some of your gear.
- ▶️ u I don't even know enough about you to care you're dead.
- ▶️ u Stay outta my lane!
First Blood
- ▶️ First blood!
- ▶️ First blood!
- ▶️ First blood!
- ▶️ First blood. Always the sweetest.
- ▶️ First blood. Well that sets a tone.
- ▶️ First blood! Gotta be quick when I'm around.
- ▶️ First blood! And it's still pulsing.
- ▶️ First blood. And just a crazy amount of it really.
Meeting an enemy[]
Any hero
- ▶️ r Who said you could stroll in my woods?!
Early-mid game, any hero
25% chance
- ▶️ r Better not catch you littering, bro.
Early game, meeting any hero except Snapfire
1% chance
- ▶️ r Anyone seen an ugly little goblin lady riding a big dumb lizard?
Meeting an ally[]
During earlygame, within 1000 radius
30% chance
- ▶️ r Right. See the key to throwing a rider is misdirection. Lemme show you.
- ▶️ r I played around with concoctions when I was younger. But now I prefer the natural path.
- ▶️ r Hey, you ever been shot?
- ▶️ r I'm not keen on frost, yeah? Let's keep it to a minimum.
- ▶️ r You do your thing, Anti-Mage. I'll go take care of this lot.
- ▶️ r If I had a nut for every bloke who came through these parts with a big head and stories to match...
- ▶️ r Yah, I get the loner thing, Axe. Just easier that way, eh?
- ▶️ r So like what's your personal favorite nightmare, Bane?
- ▶️ r Why you let that fella ride you around then?
- ▶️ r Who said you could be on my team Beastmaster? Go on, get out of here.
- ▶️ r Yeah, hunting's only really fun if it's not work. So you're doing it wrong, is what I'm saying, Bloodseeker.
- ▶️ r I know you think you're collecting contracts, Bounty Hunter, but all I see is selling yourself one piece at a time.
- ▶️ r No thanks, Brewmaster. I'm a nasty drunk.
- ▶️ r There's a fella can handle his handles.
- ▶️ r Who says you need a good reason to fight, Bristleback? Sometimes you just gotta rain hell for the kicks.
- ▶️ r None of these ugly mugs are going to keep up with us, Broodmother.
- ▶️ r Get that scepter first, Centaur. Then you can join the fun. But lay off the trees eh.
- ▶️ r I'm gonna have to rethink some things if you're the god of chaos.
- ▶️ r Okay first I'm gonna murder all of them, Chen, and then I'm definitely gonna get back around to you.
- ▶️ r There's gotta be an easier way to light your arrows than the whole self-immolation thing...
- ▶️ r Look, I can blame whoever I want for whatever I want, Clockwerk. So why don't you just back off?
- ▶️ r Hey, another bubbly little killer. This is going to be a great time.
- ▶️ r There are plenty of things I hate more than military commanders, Dark Seer. But I still hate them quite a bit.
- ▶️ r Hey, Mireska, you ever leave Jex's cage in a tree? Might be we could set up some real neat traps.
- ▶️ r I don't understand a word you're saying, Dazzle. But I was barely listening, so's probably ok?
- ▶️ r There's a dealth cult that worships in the Tomo'kan. You ever been there Death Prophet?
- ▶️ r Which one of you's the smart one?
- ▶️ r We all got issues, Doom. Deal with 'em. In a way that's better than this.
- ▶️ r Why are all you dragon kind so stingy with the piggy backs eh?
- ▶️ r Look, social skills are like any other, Traxex. You gotta miss a few shots before you start hitting the mark.
- ▶️ r I nicked a statue that looked kinda like you once. Yeah, threw it by the side of the road. Wonder if somebody grabbed it.
- ▶️ r Which direction is Nishai from here anyway?
- ▶️ r You made a world, yeah? How about making me some new bolts?
- ▶️ r On behalf of my tail, I'd kindly ask you to keep about ten paces off at all times. Killer.
- ▶️ r What'd you bring me, Auntie A? Something good?
- ▶️ r Yeah, I'm good, Auntie. Feeling strong and my rig here's doing all right.
- ▶️ r Hey, Faceless Void. What do those glyphs mean? I saw a bunch just like em on some broken archway I found in a cave.
- ▶️ r Yeah nah, I think you actually wished people liked you, Grimstroke. This loner thing's all just an act.
- ▶️ r I haven't decided on you yet, Gyrocopter. But I'm leaning towards dislike.
- ▶️ r Who teaches these maniacs how to make fire?
- ▶️ r Know where I've always wanted to go, Io? Hah, what am I saying. Of course you do!
- ▶️ r Did you have anything to do with the curses of the Tomo'kan?
- ▶️ r I dunno how you do it. That level of cooperation's beyond me.
- ▶️ r Hey, give us your mask for sec?
- ▶️ r I kind of wanted to sleep in today, gramps.
- ▶️ r I'm not real interested in sea legs. Tree legs is more my style.
- ▶️ r Oh you're gonna make things easy for me today, Tresdin.
- ▶️ r Move along.
- ▶️ r Who asked you anyway Lich?
- ▶️ r Get back to me when you learn something 'telligible.
- ▶️ r Long as you're careful, I think we're gonna get on like gangbusters.
- ▶️ r Not real interested in your life philosophy, Lion.
- ▶️ r Oh, what a cutie. I wouldn't even guess he's not real.
- ▶️ r Keep the saliva in your mouth, Nova. Or I'll pin it shut.
- ▶️ r You stop having fun just to join some cult?
- ▶️ r I've run across some shapeshifters in the dark wood. They move around a lot, but I can tell you about where.
- ▶️ r I'll get an acorn ready, Magnus. This is gonna be bloody epic.
- ▶️ r That song's really catchy, Mars. Too bad you're tonedeaf.
- ▶️ r So...do the snakes get hungry? Asking for a friend...
- ▶️ r Hey Meepo, got that special varnish I ordered? 'Member? I paid you up front.
- ▶️ r Still slummin' in that temple life, Mirana?
- ▶️ r I see you eyin' me, Sagan. Not bloody likely.
- ▶️ r I heard you came to my neck of the woods once, Wu Kong. But it was before I was born.
- ▶️ r Yeah, but like, in a pinch could someone drink ya?
- ▶️ r Sweet as! Let me grab my togs.
- ▶️ r So were you like really weirded out the first time you heard your voice on dry land?
- ▶️ r You always think you know best, Prophet. I don't care who sprout you, no one bosses me around in my woods.
- ▶️ r Here come's double the fun.
- ▶️ r So do you miss thinking for yourself? Guess not, else you'd still be doing it.
- ▶️ r I'm not interested in my future. Now's all I need.
- ▶️ r I'm all in for your shenanigans, Donté.
- ▶️ r How do they grow 'em so big in your place?
- ▶️ r Someone's been looking for you, Puck. I got a message.
- ▶️ r You're a polarizing figure, mate.
- ▶️ r So is that how people dress where you're from or are you making a statement?
- ▶️ r Want me to give you some tips on how I roll?
- ▶️ r Just gonna tell you now: nothing shuts me up.
- ▶️ r Wings up, chooka boy. Time to stop moping about.
- ▶️ r Do you even know what you did to me, Snapfire? To everyone?!
- ▶️ r I don't blame you, Mortimer. But your saddle partner's gotta die.
- ▶️ r Stay away from me with that stink wagon.
- ▶️ r You don't seem to be friends with that wretched lady, Kardel. Maybe you're all right...
- ▶️ r How do I hitch a lift?
- ▶️ r Why's all my hair standing on end?
- ▶️ r That sword's bigger'n you are. Pretty neat!
- ▶️ r Oh bugger, it's these kegheads.
- ▶️ r I'm gonna have to learn to compartmentalize if I wanna get through this.
- ▶️ r Your stuff's worse than powder. Remind me to show you something after the fight.
- ▶️ r Is it time, Tiny? Is it time?
- ▶️ r Hey can I check out your upper branches? It'll only take a sec.
- ▶️ r Your style is right by me, Troll. I think everyone but me is an idiot, too.
- ▶️ r I need to suss out some peppermint or something.
- ▶️ r I'm down with Dipper.
- ▶️ r Vengeance can be bloody good fun, lady. I think you're missing most of the point.
- ▶️ r Can you magic me up a portal into Krimwohl big enough for a Durana swarm?
- ▶️ r There's heaps of musty old spellbooks scattered around the Tomo'kan. Most of 'em are half rotten. But you might find something stupid enough to catch your eye.
- ▶️ r I don't think we've got much in common, Weaver. But have a nice one.
- ▶️ r Nothing like a choice bit of green, eh Windranger?
- ▶️ r I bet I get twice as many notches as you, Lyralei.
- ▶️ r I'm just saying, a squirrel riding a dragon into battle would be pretty damn epic.
- ▶️ r Yeah, nice cask bro.
- ▶️ r I grok'd smoking was bad for you, Ostarion, but this is bloody nuts!
- ▶️ r I don't care what you can turn into. The answer's always gonna be no.
- ▶️ r Where do you find the time for all this?
- ▶️ r Nah yeah...thought I might be seeing you when I noticed your leash was nicked. No hard feelings?
- ▶️ r We used to be friends, a long time ago. What say we give it another run?
- ▶️ r I couldn't have known everything'd go nuts up like that. Honest!
- ▶️ u I know I'm a born star, but the answer's still no.
- ▶️ u What's the good word from the Crow's Nest?
Last hitting[]
60 seconds cooldown
- ▶️ Gotta pay the tiller tax.
- ▶️ Sleep tight little guy.
- ▶️ The shoppie'll appreciate it.
- ▶️ Crack shot I tell ya.
- ▶️ It's a precision instrument.
- ▶️ Chocka!
- ▶️ Chocka!
- ▶️ Good as gold. Worthless, useless gold.
- ▶️ Sweet as!
- ▶️ Cadge a coin?
- ▶️ I'll bury this later.
- ▶️ u Oh yay, gold. Like I haven't seen that before.
- ▶️ Any of you creeps got something better?
- ▶️ I could go for a bit of brekkie.
- ▶️ I'm all snarked out.
- ▶️ What another one?
- ▶️ How many of these creeps are there?
- ▶️ That's gotta be the last one.
- ▶️ Oh yay, gold.
- ▶️ Like I haven't seen that before.
- ▶️ I don't care about money.
- ▶️ I just like taking what's yours.
- ▶️ Clincher.
Last-hitting at less than 20% health
- ▶️ That takes some sting out.
- ▶️ How's that help!?
- ▶️ Chock-a-block.
- ▶️ Put some plaster on it!
- ▶️ Why do I even bother?
- ▶️ Don't I have better things to do?
- ▶️ I'd rather be healing.
- ▶️ Worse than ticks, this lot!
- ▶️ Worse than fleas, this lot!
- ▶️ You don't see me crying.
- ▶️ Skinned and skint.
Denying[]
Requires visible enemy player within 1000 radius, 60 seconds cooldown
- ▶️ Denied.
- ▶️ Denied.
- ▶️ Denied.
- ▶️ That would be: no!
- ▶️ No, see? This is my sorry face.
- ▶️ Just teachin' ya a lesson for next time.
- ▶️ And you were looking proper stoked too...
- ▶️ Yeah nah, cuz.
- ▶️ Hehehe.
- ▶️ I'm gutted, really.
- ▶️ Keep your brass on.
- ▶️ Less gawking, more aiming.
- ▶️ No need to get snooty over it.
- ▶️ Bugger all for you!
- ▶️ Look at that one!
- ▶️ You were just, like a second too slow.
- ▶️ I make a very fine point.
- ▶️ Don't bust a gut on me.
- ▶️ It's better this way.
- ▶️ Whad do you know?
- ▶️ Perfection!
- ▶️ Yeah, nah.
- ▶️ Yeah, nah.
- ▶️ Yeah nah.
- ▶️ Nope.
- ▶️ Nnnope.
Early game
- ▶️ r Yeah, still nah.
Denying at less than 20% health
- ▶️ r Yeah, still nah.
- ▶️ I thought we talked about this.
- ▶️ You look a bit crook, mate.
- ▶️ Thought I'd miss that, eh?
- ▶️ Still a steady hand.
- ▶️ The crank does most of the work!
- ▶️ I never said he was my friend.
- ▶️ He looked unsteady!
- ▶️ He won't hold it against me.
- ▶️ Suck it up!
Acquiring an item[]
30% chance
- ▶️ r Don't know why you'd want any of this dumb gold, but I'll definitely take your wares.
- ▶️ r That's choice merch bro.
- ▶️ r Aren't you getting a bit ripped off?
- ▶️ r Now that's proper flash.
- ▶️ r I coulda just flogged it.
Acquiring a specific item
- ▶️ r Blink Dagger
- ▶️ r Hop, skip and a blink.
- ▶️ r And you thought I was hard to keep track before.
- ▶️ r What's this? Some sort of big deal or something?
- ▶️ r Oh wow, that feels nice. Wanna kill something?
- ▶️ r You take this off that Aghanim fella yourself?
- ▶️ Immortality!
75% chance
- ▶️ r All new meaning to the term critter!
- ▶️ r I like the aesthetic.
- ▶️ r Abyssal Blade.
- ▶️ r Here what's this then?
- ▶️ r You've ever look through one of these?
- ▶️ r I don't normally go for footwear, but these are kind of nice.
- ▶️ r I'm the strongest critter that ever lived!
- ▶️ r I didn't think this would fit.
- ▶️ r Basher.
- ▶️ r Battle Fury.
- ▶️ r I'll take it over faith any day.
- ▶️ r Now I'm a porcupine!
- ▶️ r Bloodstone.
- ▶️ r Bloodthorn.
- ▶️ r Is there a sole-less version?
- ▶️ r This cost how much?! I'm in the wrong business.
- ▶️ r Butterfly.
- ▶️ r A cool, refreshing drink.
- ▶️ r This side goes towards the enemy.
- ▶️ r Ehhh... That's not good as a hood.
- ▶️ r How'd I get swindled into paying for this?
- ▶️ r I'm just throwing money away at this point.
- ▶️ r There's a proper cronker.
- ▶️ r Crystalys.
- ▶️ r There's always something funny about a good zap.
- ▶️ r I'll try not to cut myself.
- ▶️ r Desolator.
- ▶️ r Diffusal Blade.
- ▶️ r What even is this?
- ▶️ r It's like it was made for me.
- ▶️ r Drums of Endurance.
- ▶️ r Dust of Appearance.
- ▶️ r Sure, I sing sometimes. But only by myself.
- ▶️ r Echo Sabre.
- ▶️ r I prefer a waterskin, but magic's magic.
- ▶️ r Hey, hey. Anyone else feeling like really, really ready right now?
- ▶️ r Ethereal Blade.
- ▶️ r Eul's Scepter of Divinity.
- ▶️ r Force Staff.
- ▶️ r Nothing better than a boost.
- ▶️ r Gem of True Sight.
- ▶️ r Ghost Scepter.
- ▶️ r Glimmer Cape.
- ▶️ r Hand of Midas.
- ▶️ r Skull it!
- ▶️ r Heart of Tarrasque.
- ▶️ r Heaven's Halberd.
- ▶️ r Helm of the Dominator.
- ▶️ r What's this thing do anyway?
- ▶️ r Yea, already have one mate.
- ▶️ r Hurricane Pike.
- ▶️ r Sorry everybody, trouble just found you.
- ▶️ r Hyper! What are you implying?
- ▶️ r They could barely see me as it is.
- ▶️ r Kaya.
- ▶️ r Kaya and Sange.
- ▶️ r Lotus Orb.
- ▶️ r Maelstrom.
- ▶️ r I always do stir up a storm.
- ▶️ r Yea, sure, a Magic Stick, you're lucky I like sticks.
- ▶️ r Manta Style.
- ▶️ r Mask of Madness.
- ▶️ r They give out medallions for that now?
- ▶️ r Mekansm.
- ▶️ r Meteor Hammer.
- ▶️ r How am I even lifting it?
- ▶️ r Does that Monkey guy know you nicked his stuff?
- ▶️ r Mystic Staff.
- ▶️ r What's this even say? Klaatu...barada...whatnow?
- ▶️ r Null Talisman.
- ▶️ r Nullifier
- ▶️ r Honestly, this is about all I need to get started.
- ▶️ r Octarine Core.
- ▶️ r Orb of Venom.
- ▶️ r Orchid Malevolence.
- ▶️ r Perseverance.
- ▶️ r It's not just a phase!
- ▶️ r Solving the world's problems one sesh at a time.
- ▶️ r I like to swap on the fly!
- ▶️ r That's the Devil's tool.
- ▶️ r Radiance.
- ▶️ r Refresher Orb.
- ▶️ r I love it when they stand real still, just whimpering and begging for their miserable little lives. What now?
- ▶️ r Guess I could bulk up a bit.
- ▶️ r Sange and Yasha.
- ▶️ r Deadly grace.
- ▶️ r This'll start a panic.
- ▶️ r This'll suss out any sneaky little scumbags.
- ▶️ r Scythe of Vyse.
- ▶️ r Shiva's Guard.
- ▶️ r Silver Edge.
- ▶️ r Eye of Skadi.
- ▶️ r Oh, this stuff's the best.
- ▶️ r Everybody's laughing, everybody's happy.
- ▶️ r Soul Ring.
- ▶️ r Linken's Sphere.
- ▶️ r Spirit Vessel.
- ▶️ r Insidious little bugger this.
- ▶️ r Tome of Knowledge.
- ▶️ r Sweet as, I should get heaps of these.
- ▶️ r Pretty neat sceptery thingy.
- ▶️ r Urn of the Shadowtail.
- ▶️ r Vanguard.
- ▶️ r Like a blanket of strife.
- ▶️ r Some primal vitality.
- ▶️ r Yasha time.
- ▶️ r I'm a casual fan, yeah.
- ▶️ r Yasha and Kaya.
- ▶️ r What a lovely pair. Or I guess together we're a trio.
- ▶️ r That's good feed.
- ▶️ r Oh those.. are kind of comfy.
- ▶️ r Gleipnir.
- ▶️ r Gleipnir.
- ▶️ r Wait, if the Gleipnir's here. Then he's... I gotta go.
- ▶️ r Jeez, this thing was impossible to make, how did you get your hands on it?
- ▶️ r You really should've left this thing where it was, for all our sakes.
- ▶️ r Aw mate, do you know how hard I had to work to get that thing the first time I needed it?
50% chance
- ▶️ r Okay, lets see if I can murder all of you before I lose the first one.
25% chance
Dying[]
- ▶️ r Barkrot!
- ▶️ Aww nuts.
- ▶️ Watch the tail, eh. That's genuine fur.
- ▶️ I'll shake this off...ugh.
- ▶️ I beat the odds, lasting this long...
- ▶️ That's what I get for being distracted...
- ▶️ We'll call it...knackered...
- ▶️ Stink one...
- ▶️ Well that plan's munted...
- ▶️ They're gonna regret this...
- ▶️ Toss that one in the dunny...
- ▶️ Well bloody good on you...
- ▶️ Sure stuffed that one up...
- ▶️ Make something nice...outta me.
- ▶️ From one muppet to another...
- ▶️ Of course I underestimated you. Look at you!
- ▶️ Served up like a snack...
- ▶️ Where...do you get off...
- ▶️ Gizza minute eh?
- ▶️ How could you...you monster...
- ▶️ We'll get you...in the end...
- ▶️ Have you ever seen...a more beautiful corpse?
- ▶️ Before I die...I just need you to know...you suck.
- ▶️ Noooo!
Early-mid game
5% chance
- ▶️ r Right. Plan B it is. Hunt down their families.
Respawning[]
- ▶️ Blimin fools...
- ▶️ Barkrot!
- ▶️ One good cock up deserves another.
- ▶️ That'd rark anybody up.
- ▶️ The last laugh? They can have it. I'm not gonna be laughing after what I do to 'em. That's just sick.
- ▶️ We'll see who's carked it next time. And it'll be you. It'll be the whole bloody lot of you!
- ▶️ What on earth was that all about?
- ▶️ Some people take things way too personally.
- ▶️ Get off. I'll be right.
- ▶️ Well that's a cracker of a day.
- ▶️ Guess I don't need to worry about the afterlife just yet. Unless this is the afterlife!
- ▶️ I think I just sussed out what went wrong.
- ▶️ Let's keep that between you me and the trees.
- ▶️ Always knew I'd come back. I'm way too cute to die.
- ▶️ It looks like the same tail. But is it really? Am I even me?
- ▶️ What did we learn from that? That even eggheads get lucky.
- ▶️ Note to self: extract bloody vengeance. Preferably before lunch.
- ▶️ Let off a minute. I've got to liberate some souls from some bodies.
- ▶️ I've always got another stash.
- ▶️ Just a bit of respite.
- ▶️ Ugh, hang on a sec. Gotta stretch.
- ▶️ Rig's in one piece. So that's covered.
- ▶️ If I kept a journal, I'd leave that dying part out.
- ▶️ Guess that just happens round these parts.
- ▶️ I resent the implication.
- ▶️ That'll grind your teeth.
- ▶️ That's enough to make me wish I could vomit.
- ▶️ I'm not looking for trouble. It's looking for me.
- ▶️ Why's everyone always blame me?
- ▶️ You bloody egg.
- ▶️ Less talking more shooting.
Mid-game and onwards
3% chance
- ▶️ Have to admit. This really is a beautiful place to do some murder.
- ▶️ You know, you're right. It's important to take care of the mind as well as the body. It can't just be run run run, kill kill kill all the time.
- ▶️ They'll sing songs about this one.
- ▶️ Nothing makes an epic like a bunch of wet blankets all standing around.
- ▶️ Sorry, was off with the faeries.
- ▶️ How it going mate?
- ▶️ Why are we just standing here?
- ▶️ I generally only like standing around when turning a crank.
- ▶️ Anybody seen any action?
Reincarnating
Bottling Runes[]
- ▶️ Ripe for new purpose.
- ▶️ Nothing I can't use.
- ▶️ Yep yep. That's coming with.
- ▶️ Scoop it up.
- ▶️ Just chunk it on in there.
- ▶️ Who doesn't like preserves?
- ▶️ Just a little nick.
- ▶️ Never skint in the woodlands.
Activating runes[]
Bounty Rune
50% chance
40% chance
- ▶️ r I'm not opposed to taking the occasional bounty.
15% chance
- ▶️ r Guess it's my shout!
5% chance
- ▶️ r You know, I finally get the compulsion to touch the tail, but unlike most of you maniacs, I'm a model of self-control.
- ▶️ Regeneration!
- ▶️ Regeneration.
- ▶️ Luxurious as ever.
- ▶️ r Oh, that'll get the grot off.
- ▶️ Best to be of sound constitution if you're aiming to murder folks.
Ability on cooldown[]
First attempt within 10 seconds
Second attempt within 10 seconds
- ▶️ I'm not ready eh?
- ▶️ Yeah right.
- ▶️ I said I'm on it.
- ▶️ I'm trying! I'm trying!
- ▶️ Settle down.
- ▶️ These things take time.
Third and more attempts within 10 seconds
- ▶️ I'm not ready!
- ▶️ Just... OKAY!
- ▶️ I'm on it!
- ▶️ This isn't easy you know!
- ▶️ Are you gonna be a problem?
- ▶️ I said these things take time!
Not enough mana[]
First attempt within 10 seconds
20% chance
Second attempt within 10 seconds
20% chance
Third and more attempts within 10 seconds
20% chance
Taking damage[]
3 seconds cooldown
- ▶️ Rah!
- ▶️ Hoh!
- ▶️ Hah!
- ▶️ Huh!
- ▶️ Hurgh!
- ▶️ Nyah!
- ▶️ Uah!
- ▶️ Ugh!
- ▶️ Agh!
- ▶️ Ugh!
- ▶️ Eek!
- ▶️ Ah!
- ▶️ Ugh!
- ▶️ Wegh!
35% chance
- ▶️ 120 I'm under attack!
15% chance
5% chance
- ▶️ 120 Don't let them hide me!
Selecting[]
5 consecutive clicks on the hero
These are monologues, their lines always play in the same order. The monologues are played in the order shown
"Bandits" monologue
- ▶️ Yeah, I guess sometimes people think they can push me around, but it's easy enough to educate 'em.
- ▶️ Like the Thornridge Gang. Thought they could bully me into being some kind of gopher.
- ▶️ The first two came to find me, I let go minus a few pints and pieces.
- ▶️ The next four? Well, only one of them crawled away at all. And I kept more than my fair share.
- ▶️ Of course you'd have to be an idiot to keep coming at me after a thing like that.
- ▶️ So the next six I treated real special. Enough to make a demon cry.
- ▶️ After that, I'd be the idiot if I'd just left things on course.
- ▶️ So I crossed out the whole lot of 'em.
- ▶️ The locals who found the bodies decided the place is cursed.
- ▶️ So it makes a choice hideout if you're ever in need.
"Durana" monologue
- ▶️ Paws down, the most dangerous beastie in the deep wood is the Durana.
- ▶️ And the danger's not just the tentacles or the teeth or the paralytic secretions neither.
- ▶️ It's the temptation. The loss of control.
- ▶️ Because Durana pheromones aren't for breeding. They're for feeding.
- ▶️ And they affect different folk in different ways.
- ▶️ You haven't seen bonkers till you've seen a column of cavalry get swept up in the Durana daze.
- ▶️ Some going giggly, others going mad.
- ▶️ Not a single one looking out for hungry beasties slinking up behind.
- ▶️ I don't have to worry though.
- ▶️ That stuff only works on bigger prey.
- ▶️ So even when one does does feel inclined to snatch at me... Well, tentacles and teeth only go so far.
"Durana Invasion" monologue
- ▶️ First thing you need to know about the Durana: they aren't natural.
- ▶️ Sure, they breed faster'n swamp rabbits....
- ▶️ But the first ones were conjured up outta thin air by some wizard.
- ▶️ And wizards are morons. So of course the beasties got outta control and ran amok.
- ▶️ So now everybody's gotta deal with this horrific invasive species that likes to eat grown men for a snack.
- ▶️ Heh...though there's some in the pacified lands who think I'm in an invasive species.
- ▶️ Maybe they're not wrong.
- ▶️ When I can figure out how to bait the Durana into Krimwohl anyway, I guess we're gonna find out.
"Home" monologue
- ▶️ My uncle used to say we'd never had to leave home if that little goblin lady never showed up selling her magic powder.
- ▶️ Krimwohl was mostly harmless before they got the black powder.
- ▶️ And whether she meant for them to suss out how to make it for themselves or not, point is they'd never in a jillion years've done it without getting their mitts on it in the first place.
- ▶️ Once they got it though, their appetites grew. All their appetites.
- ▶️ And any of us living on the lands they wanted had no choice but to surrender, run, or die to make a stand.
- ▶️ So we came to the Wood Tomo'kan. The dark wood -- where they say bad things await all warm bloods that enter.
- ▶️ Wasn't always that way, I guess. But it has been the stretch of my life.
- ▶️ Used to just be some normal woods. But then the wizard trials came.
- ▶️ Some big old wizard schools set 'em up. Big tests to show off and challenge their rising stars.
- ▶️ But nothing's worse in the world than a wizard out to prove something.
- ▶️ And they go and gather them all up in one place?
- ▶️ Something bad was bound to happen. And it did.
- ▶️ So all the normal folk had to leave the Tomo'kan.
- ▶️ All you got left living there now's the outlaw type and those who got no other choice.
- ▶️ No sane folk would settle in the darkwood now.
- ▶️ And of course, while all their little traps and beasties and jimjams are everywhere, there's not a wizard to be found.
- ▶️ Who needs them.
"Seehome" monologue
- ▶️ Till recently, I never had much interest in seeing my old home.
- ▶️ Who wants to see pacified lands when the stories of old are better?
- ▶️ In the end, it wasn't the idea of the place that took me scouting back...but memories of my kin.
- ▶️ I wondered if some might still be out there -- proper citizens of Krimwohl now.
- ▶️ It was enough to take me to the treeline, anyway.
- ▶️ Even if I didn't find anyone worth seeing, I was sure I could scare up a bit of good fun.
"Helping" monologue
- ▶️ The first time I saw one of the work camps, I knew I'd be back.
- ▶️ There was so much to muck up, I could keep busy for days.
- ▶️ I never really thought about helping anyone escape.
- ▶️ I thought they wanted to be there. Even now, I know heaps of 'em do.
- ▶️ But there were some who saw the lure of freedom...even if the price seemed too steep.
- ▶️ Life in the darkwood's not easy. But the cunning can step free from the sight of would-be rulers.
- ▶️ And for some folk -- like me -- that's enough.
"Sister" monologue
- ▶️ Most of my life, I thought my little sis' carked it back on the Night of Fire.
- ▶️ But a few seasons back, I was tracking along the treeline near the pacified zone, and...
- ▶️ Well I'd know that red tail anywhere.
- ▶️ She was out with some sort of work crew.
- ▶️ Farming or some nonsense. Like there weren't a world of food a few leaps away.
- ▶️ I couldn't get two steps towards her 'less I wanted to light the place up.
- ▶️ And I didn't even know if she remembered me. She was hardly bigger than a biscuit back when.
- ▶️ Not the right move to re-introduce myself with a massacre probably.
- ▶️ I watched for a spot to catch her out, but the overseers kept a bloody harsh eye.
- ▶️ Then the whole bunch scampered off. And I burned the crops.
- ▶️ I've been back there now lotsa times. But she hasn't, far as I can see.
- ▶️ I have seen some familiar faces amongst the work crews.
- ▶️ And I'm sure I woulda known heaps 'a the others if all our lives hadn't gone up like a keg of powder.
- ▶️ I always try not to hurt any of those types when I go in for a bit of fun with the guards.
- ▶️ But anyone who tries to fight is fair game.
- ▶️ I doubt we woulda been that close anyway.
"Cityfolk" monologue
- ▶️ Every now and then some city-stinking crew will venture out into the brush trying to find whatever dumb thing's the latest fancy.
- ▶️ Even without my help they'd end up dead one way or another.
- ▶️ Sure as. No greenhorns last long in the deep wood.
- ▶️ So I reckon what's the harm in taunting them a bit before they go.
- ▶️ There's always the classic Durana bait game.
- ▶️ But you can also get creative with the dangerous terrain and other fun features of the forest.
- ▶️ Have you ever seen a carnivorous plant could take down a man?
- ▶️ Yeah, none of those blokes had either.
"Cityfolk" monologue end
- ▶️ I've been yapping long enough. Let's fight!
- ▶️ Enough of story time. We gonna win this thing or what?
Chat responses[]
Lane missing
Thanking
thx, thanks, ty, or ally casts certain spell on player, 30 seconds cooldown
40% chance
- ▶️ 240 Chur.
- ▶️ 240 Chur bro.
- ▶️ 240 Chur bro.
- ▶️ 240 Chur bro.
- ▶️ 240 Cheers bro!
- ▶️ 240 I'll see you right.
- ▶️ 240 Nice one, bro.
Laughing
/laugh, haha, lol, lmao, rofl, 15 seconds cooldown
- ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha
- ▶️ He he he he
- ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha
- ▶️ He he he he
- ▶️ He he hee he he
- ▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha
- ▶️ Ha ha ha he he he he
- ▶️ Ha ha ha ha
- ▶️ He he ha ha ha he
- ▶️ Hu hu hu hu hn
- ▶️ He he he he
- ▶️ Ah ah ha ha ha ha ha ha
- ▶️ Eh he he he he he
- ▶️ He he ha ha ha ha
- ▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
- ▶️ Ah ha ha ha
Match end[]
Won
- ▶️ I've never seen me this happy!
- ▶️ Wind the cranequin, good things happen.
- ▶️ Now that's what I call short work.
- ▶️ That's why ya give it heaps.
- ▶️ I probably used 80% of my stash.
- ▶️ Right! Who wants to party?
- ▶️ Break out the fizzies!
- ▶️ Yeaaaah!
- ▶️ Ripppaah!
Early-mid game
- ▶️ Home and hosed before bedtime.
Lost
- ▶️ Just give it away then.
- ▶️ But that was so winnable!
- ▶️ Am I the only one taking pride in their work?
- ▶️ I guess best outta three?
- ▶️ Sore loser? Of course I'm a sore loser. I just bloody lost!
- ▶️ u Bugger!
- ▶️ Bugger!
- ▶️ u Bugger!
- ▶️ Nooo!
Cosmetic item drop[]
Common
- ▶️ I take what I get and use it right.
Uncommon
- ▶️ Always was a bit lucky.
Rare and higher
Misc[]
Wizard
- ▶️ u Crummy wizard!
- ▶️ u Shitty wizard!
- ▶️ u Bloody wizard!
Anger
Yes
Happy
Whirling
- ▶️ u Weeeee!
- ▶️ u Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Wow!
- ▶️ u Drafty!
- ▶️ u Guess we're going up!
- ▶️ u Woah!
- ▶️ u Uaah!
Taunt
- ▶️ Down here, hungus!
- ▶️ Down here, hungus!
- ▶️ I could run circles around ya, but I'd rather just shoot ya.
- ▶️ Cheap party tricks. Neat right?
- ▶️ See this? This is for you.
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