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Introduction[]

Loadout[]

  • ▶️ Watch your step, eh? Heaps of danger about.
  • ▶️ There's no end to the things I can do to you.
  • ▶️ Throw down your gold, I might let you live.
  • ▶️ Say hello to my little friend.
  • ▶️ Don't even think about it, I can drop the lot of you before you can spit.
  • ▶️ Let's not get squirrely now, it'd be a shame to have to kill you.
  • ▶️ I'm sorry, did you think you were hunting me?
  • ▶️ Where do you think you're going?
  • ▶️ Who said you could stroll in my woods?
  • ▶️ And don't think I'll run out of ammo. I've always got another stash.
  • ▶️ Drop your gold and run along then.
  • ▶️ Cross me and I'll cross you out.
  • ▶️ The wood teaches one rule: step fast or you're snack meat.
  • ▶️ I'm mean as, and twice as quick!
  • ▶️ I step through the forest like it's not even there.
  • ▶️ Everything's a bit of a game if you ask me!
  • ▶️ You ever hear the one about the tortoise and the hare and the squirrel that shot 'em both?
  • ▶️ Touch my rig and you lose a finger.
  • ▶️ Hey, hold this target for a sec.

3% chance

Drafting[]

Picked

Banned

Entering battle[]

  • ▶️ Watch your step, eh? Heaps of danger about.
  • ▶️ Don't even think about it, I can drop the lot of you before you can spit.
  • ▶️ Let's not get squirrely now, it'd be a shame to have to kill you.
  • ▶️ Maybe I'll get straight to the point.
  • ▶️ u Allow me to introduce myself.
  • ▶️ Hoodwink!
  • ▶️ Hoodwink.
  • ▶️ What's this then, some kind of fight?
  • ▶️ What's this, amateur hour? I'll hand out a few pointers.
  • ▶️ Hey, side bets on the body count?
  • ▶️ Oh wow! I've never seen so many interesting people to kill in one place! I'm sure heaps'll be friendly too.
  • ▶️ Cross me and I'll cross you out.
  • ▶️ The wood teaches one rule: step fast or you're snack meat.
  • ▶️ I'm mean as, and twice as quick.
  • ▶️ I step through the forest like it's not even there.
  • ▶️ Better watch where you're going, never know what's lurking in the deep wood.
  • ▶️ Ehhh, there's some nice woodland around here. Guess I could be bothered.
  • ▶️ I'm not for hire... But this does pique my interest.
  • ▶️ Everything's a bit of a game if you ask me!
  • ▶️ Fair's for you to worry about.
  • ▶️ Gonna stand here all day, or sniff out a bit of fun?
  • ▶️ If you've heard of me, I must be doing something wrong...
  • ▶️ What do I look like, a hunter? I'm a vegetarian... most of the time.
  • ▶️ My aims are my own, best you don't end up as one of them.
  • ▶️ Civilization always looked an awful lot like a boot heel.
  • ▶️ Criminals are the ones obsessed with fire, so what if I burned some of their stuff?
  • ▶️ I've been dodging Durana Beasts since before I could crawl. What's this lot gonna do to me?
  • ▶️ All them idiots can keep the big smoke. Out here's where a body is really free!
  • ▶️ No worries really only applies to me. That bunch should have heaps of worry.
  • ▶️ You ever hear the one about the tortoise and the hare and the squirrel that shot them both?
  • ▶️ Every time you hear a twig snap, that's me about to end your run.
  • ▶️ I was born with nothing to lose. There's nothing they can do to stop me.
  • ▶️ Why would I name it? It just a piece of wood. A really awesome piece of wood, but still.
  • ▶️ Let's chase down a few bolt holes.
  • ▶️ Surviving adolescence was a harder fight than this.
  • ▶️ Rippaah!
  • ▶️ Touch my rig and you'll lose a finger.

Taunting[]

  • ▶️ You want a bag? I can get you a bag. What kind of bag?
  • ▶️ I don't care what's in the bag. I just know I'm not about to let the other lot have it.

15% chance

  • ▶️ There's a lot of more we could do with a bag if you ask me. Which no one ever does. Because why on earth would they? We're not exactly talking about geniuses are we? Honestly, there's a real lack of imagination around here.

Beginning battle[]

  • ▶️ I don't see what all the fuss is about. For me the battle never stops.
  • ▶️ So we keeping score now? Gotcha.
  • ▶️ I don't know the rules, but I'll learn along the way.
  • ▶️ They say whoever wins this fight will get to call all the shots, but me, I don't want anybody calling the shots.

5% chance

  • ▶️ There's something hauntingly familiar about all this.

1% chance

  • ▶️ Step fast and shoot straight. It's gonna be a hell of a fight.

Moving[]

6 seconds cooldown

15% chance

1% chance

Moving at less than 20% health

Attacking[]

6 seconds cooldown

15% chance

Attacking an enemy at less than 20% health

Ordering a spell cast[]

Only when distance is at least 2x the cast range, 4 seconds cooldown

. 15% chance

Ordering a spell cast at less than 20% health

15% chance

Ordering a spell cast, mid-game and onwards

Ordering a spell cast at less than 20% health, mid-game and onwards

Abilities[]

Acorn Shot
Ordering spell cast, targeting a creep
75% chance

On cast
75% chance

On cast, targeting a hero
75% chance

On cast, targeting a creep
75% chance

On cast, targeting the ground
75% chance

5% chance

Killing an enemy
5% chance

Bushwhack
Hitting an enemy
75% chance

Missing
75% chance

5% chance

Scurry
On cast

15% chance

Sharpshooter
On cast

15% chance

Landing a shot
75% chance

Missing a shot

Killing an enemy
75% chance

1% chance

End Sharpshooter
On cast

15% chance

5% chance

Ironwood Tree icon.png Ironwood Tree
On cast
75% chance

Town Portal Scroll icon.png Town Portal Scroll
On cast
75% chance

On cast, at less than 20% health
75% chance

Capturing Outposts[]

  • ▶️ Another one of these bloody things?
  • ▶️ Who even keeps these up? I should boost 'em.
  • ▶️ There's some abandoned ones of these round where I grew up. Fun to play in.
  • ▶️ I don't want it. But they sure as heck aren't getting it.
  • ▶️ Wait, we're not burning it? I already got the pine pitch...
  • ▶️ Whose stupid idea was it to put these things here anyway?

Leveling up[]

  • ▶️ Nice. Do it again.
  • ▶️ Just adding on to perfect.
  • ▶️ It doesn't hurt the other side's proper thick.
  • ▶️ Always was a bright spark.
  • ▶️ It's almost like divine intervention. If I believed in that sorta stuff. Which I do not.
  • ▶️ You could bottle my essence.
  • ▶️ That all went straight to the tail.
  • ▶️ Everything's above board here.
  • ▶️ Right on. Keep at it.
  • ▶️ r Just cuz I'm never gonna grow old doesn't mean I don't wanna level up.
  • ▶️ Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.
  • ▶️ I'm a quick study.
  • ▶️ There's good, there's better, and then there's plain old me.
  • ▶️ r Don't any of you ever get tired of congratulating yourselves?
  • ▶️ Yeah yeah, don't get a big head.
  • ▶️ I'm field smart.
  • ▶️ Everything just got a little bit keener.
  • ▶️ r Rip and roll.
  • ▶️ Always on the level.
  • ▶️ I'll punch a Durana right in its stupid eye and take a tentacle for snarlers!
  • ▶️ Oh sweet. Wanna see something really cool? We'll need a handy target.
  • ▶️ r Woah.
  • ▶️ I didn't get this good NOT to kill stuff.
  • ▶️ My oh my. Now's when we get to the good stuff.
  • ▶️ OK, so this is what a god complex feels like. Cool.
  • ▶️ Starting to feel a bit nutty.
  • ▶️ r Look, I don't need to be a god here. Let's just win this thing already.
  • ▶️ If someone asks me if I'm a god, I'll say yes.
  • ▶️ Might need to get myself a new shooting rig if this keeps up.
  • ▶️ Call me critter now!

Killing an enemy[]

  • ▶️ Watch your step eh? Heaps of danger about.
  • ▶️ There's no end to the things I can do to you.
  • ▶️ Well, who were you expecting?
  • ▶️ What's this then? Not gonna pay the toll?
  • ▶️ Got yourself in a bit of a quandary eh?
  • ▶️ Say hello to my little friend!
  • ▶️ Could have had you a ways back, but I always pick my spots.
  • ▶️ Let me tell you a little story about your gold, and my pocket.
  • ▶️ I'm sorry, did you think you were hunting me?
  • ▶️ r You don't even have anything interesting.
  • ▶️ And don't think I'll run out of ammo, I've always got another stash.
  • ▶️ Well there's your problem.
  • ▶️ You should have stayed out of the woods.
  • ▶️ Stay out of the pines!
  • ▶️ Quit packin' a sad, eh? You lost fair-ish n' square.
  • ▶️ I was born for this. You're just a pretender.
  • ▶️ Am I this good or is my weapon blessed?
  • ▶️ Another notch for the Hood.
  • ▶️ Wish you made better choices?
  • ▶️ Yeah nah, don't get ahead of yourself.
  • ▶️ That one's a bit suss eh? Maybe poke him with a stick.
  • ▶️ You're lucky I didn't do worse, but I got time.
  • ▶️ You? On a battlefield? Yeah right.
  • ▶️ Let's not get too worked up about it.
  • ▶️ Don't let it get you down. I'm good. Really, really good
  • ▶️ r You might take this time to reflect upon why you messed with me in the first place.
  • ▶️ r You might not think it to look at me, but I've racked up quite the body count.
  • ▶️ Not today, drongo!
  • ▶️ About carked it, eh?
  • ▶️ Try not getting caught with your trousers down.
  • ▶️ Do you mind? I'm trying to celebrate.
  • ▶️ If I'd known you were a bloody winger, I'd have aimed for the mouth.
  • ▶️ r Now I should tell you, I don't usually kill my victims straight away.
  • ▶️ r I could have toyed with you a bit, but you're just not that interesting.
  • ▶️ Did you fall out of the nest as a baby?
  • ▶️ Any life experience you'd like me to collect on your behalf?
  • ▶️ Barked up the wrong tree, I reckon.
  • ▶️ r Could I kill you just as easy without the crossbow? Of course! But it'd make a helluva mess.
  • ▶️ I don't need to gloat. That'd get exhausting.
  • ▶️ I got a knack for that.
  • ▶️ Clincher!
  • ▶️ All's well that ends with me winning.
  • ▶️ Catch ya later dingleberry!
  • ▶️ That's crack up!
  • ▶️ Hands off the tail, cuz.
  • ▶️ Hands off the tail, bro.
  • ▶️ You bloody egg.
  • ▶️ I got blisters on me fingers.
  • ▶️ What else you planning that I can ruin?
  • ▶️ Read the tail.
  • ▶️ Ahahahahahah!
  • ▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
  • ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha haa haa!
  • ▶️ Ha eh eh he he!
  • ▶️ Eh he he ha ha ha ha!

15% chance

5% chance

Killing a specific enemy
45% chance

  • ▶️ Tinker minimap icon.png Sniper minimap icon.png Gyrocopter minimap icon.png Techies minimap icon.png Timbersaw minimap icon.png Alchemist minimap icon.png Snapfire minimap icon.png Clockwerk minimap icon.png r See keen, shoot keen. It's simple really.
  • ▶️ Tinker minimap icon.png r Nothing personal Tinker, I'm just prejudiced.
  • ▶️ Sniper minimap icon.png r Eat that, you powder-using puffer!
  • ▶️ Sniper minimap icon.png r One keen down, but plenty more to go.
  • ▶️ Gyrocopter minimap icon.png r Should I tell you what I got planned for your little contraption?
  • ▶️ Techies minimap icon.png r That's for ruining such a choice word!
  • ▶️ Techies minimap icon.png r Choke on your black powder, scumbags.
  • ▶️ Timbersaw minimap icon.png r If I see one more of you little bastards in my trees, I'll rain down blood on every last one of ya! Dig?
  • ▶️ Alchemist minimap icon.png r That's what happens when you get a bruiser to fight your battles for you. You get soft.
  • ▶️ Snapfire minimap icon.png r Don't cry for the likes of her.
  • ▶️ Snapfire minimap icon.png r Ignorance isnt innocence!
  • ▶️ Abaddon minimap icon.png r I don't know what that horse had against me, but enough is enough.
  • ▶️ Ancient Apparition minimap icon.png r Hate to shatter your dreams, you frigid idiot.
  • ▶️ Anti-Mage minimap icon.png r You eh? To be honest I was hoping for the other one.
  • ▶️ Anti-Mage minimap icon.png r The other one might have had better luck.
  • ▶️ Arc Warden minimap icon.png r This one's heaps of fun! Get to kill him again and again!
  • ▶️ Arc Warden minimap icon.png r Glad I didn't get zapped.
  • ▶️ Axe minimap icon.png r If I had a gold piece for every Oglodi I kill, I'd have enough to start using acorns for impractical purposes.
  • ▶️ Bane minimap icon.png r I'll never burn that sight outta my brain!
  • ▶️ Batrider minimap icon.png r That bat had a giant parasite. I probably did him a favour.
  • ▶️ Beastmaster minimap icon.png r Look, you knew we weren't gonna get along just on general bloody principle.
  • ▶️ Bloodseeker minimap icon.png r You're better off drinking maple syrup.
  • ▶️ Bounty Hunter minimap icon.png r Oh, mate. This one must really sting for you, eh?
  • ▶️ Brewmaster minimap icon.png r I'm getting tipsy just from the stench!
  • ▶️ Bristleback minimap icon.png r Neath those pickers, you're mince like all the rest.
  • ▶️ Broodmother minimap icon.png r Choice. I needed some silk!
  • ▶️ Centaur Warrunner minimap icon.png r I reckon this one was worthy of at least a little respect.
  • ▶️ Chaos Knight minimap icon.png r What's more chaotic than that?
  • ▶️ Chen minimap icon.png r If I say what I feel, my tongue might turn black and fall off.
  • ▶️ Chen minimap icon.png r This one feels better than most.
  • ▶️ Clinkz minimap icon.png r You're lucky we never ran into each other when you were alive. You never would have survived to be cursed!
  • ▶️ Crystal Maiden minimap icon.png r Yeah you were pretty chill, shame really.
  • ▶️ Dark Seer minimap icon.png r Cheer up eh. Now you can stop whining about your great sacrifice.
  • ▶️ Dark Willow minimap icon.png r Yay for the mischief, but what's with the greed? That's just a waste of your time.
  • ▶️ Dazzle minimap icon.png r Are they bloody serious with these people? Where does someone like that even come from?
  • ▶️ Death Prophet minimap icon.png r Never had much time for pity parties. Where do you get off?
  • ▶️ Disruptor minimap icon.png r Oops, killed 'em both 'steada just one.
  • ▶️ Disruptor minimap icon.png r As you can see, I'm somewhat of a disruptor myself.
  • ▶️ Doom minimap icon.png r All that power... just another case of a stunning lack of imagination.
  • ▶️ Dragon Knight minimap icon.png r Wait a second. That dragon could have chosen anyone, and it chose you?! What the hell is wrong with this world.
  • ▶️ Drow Ranger minimap icon.png r You obviously weren't born for this. I'm surprised nobody showed you sooner.
  • ▶️ Earth Spirit minimap icon.png r Hey, what a coincidence! My first hard targets to practice with were little rolling rocks. I guess they prepared me better than I thought!
  • ▶️ Earthshaker minimap icon.png r It was like aiming at a broadside of an oak. What could be easier?
  • ▶️ Elder Titan minimap icon.png r See the trick is, never set limits for yourself. I never set out to kill a Titan, but I never thought I couldn't neither.
  • ▶️ Ember Spirit minimap icon.png r Shooting out candles and torches is easy. But destroying the essence of flame itself? Yeah I'll take it.
  • ▶️ Enchantress minimap icon.png r You can't tell me what to do! I tell me what to do!
  • ▶️ Enigma minimap icon.png r How can someone with no face look so damn smug?
  • ▶️ Faceless Void minimap icon.png r Ha ha look, I gave him a proper face. Let's just call those bloodstains tears.
  • ▶️ Grimstroke minimap icon.png r I'm all out of pity for the likes of you.
  • ▶️ Huskar minimap icon.png r That's for singing the fur.
  • ▶️ Io minimap icon.png r Dying light's already a cliché after all.
  • ▶️ Invoker minimap icon.png r Yeah, magic's pretty neat and all, but nothing compares to a heavy bolt and a dead shot eye.
  • ▶️ Jakiro minimap icon.png r Those two dragons crashed together so hard they merged into one dumber slower dragon.
  • ▶️ Juggernaut minimap icon.png r Hoods are way better than masks. Just saying.
  • ▶️ Keeper of the Light minimap icon.png r Hey old-timer. The sun sets on everybody. Whether they like it or not.
  • ▶️ Kunkka minimap icon.png r You can think of these trees as masts, if it helps you die in peace.
  • ▶️ Legion Commander minimap icon.png r I'm not joining your bloody legion.
  • ▶️ Leshrac minimap icon.png r Wait there's one of you here too?!
  • ▶️ Leshrac minimap icon.png r Bro she is not going to be happy that I killed you. Oh well, she already had it out for me anyway.
  • ▶️ Lich minimap icon.png r You cold dead guys are all the same. Don't you have a convention to be at or something?
  • ▶️ Lifestealer minimap icon.png r Did you see that bloke? There's no way he's not thanking me. And if he's not, he should be.
  • ▶️ Lina minimap icon.png r You singed the fur. There's no coming back from that mate.
  • ▶️ Lion minimap icon.png r Don't mind me. I'm just gonna lop that hand off. I heard I could trade some favors for it in some dumb wizard town.
  • ▶️ Lone Druid minimap icon.png r I'm not here to explain what went wrong. It's just obvious that something did. I mean, otherwise...
  • ▶️ Luna minimap icon.png r I reckon a lot of people felt you had this coming. But that lot's just a bunch of bloody whingers. I did this for fun.
  • ▶️ Lycan minimap icon.png r Yeah with how fast you are, you got no one to blame here but yourself. I mean you could have been literally anywhere else.
  • ▶️ Magnus minimap icon.png r Spare me your noble sob story. What's it got to do with me?
  • ▶️ Mars minimap icon.png r Okay okay. This is a real feather in my cap. Sure as.
  • ▶️ Medusa minimap icon.png r Yeah, dodging snakes is nothing new for me lady. What else you got?
  • ▶️ Meepo minimap icon.png r Sorry Meepo. You shouldn't have looked at where I was digging. That was classic misdirection.
  • ▶️ Mirana minimap icon.png r Even if the lady hadn't been crazy, I'd have had to kill the cat. Can't have mass murderers running around.
  • ▶️ Monkey King minimap icon.png r Looks like I'm the king of mischief now.
  • ▶️ Morphling minimap icon.png r Aw, mate. That kinda makes me need to go. You know?
  • ▶️ Naga Siren minimap icon.png r Heck, with that singing voice it was either bolt or bolt her. And I felt like staying.
  • ▶️ Nature's Prophet minimap icon.png r Look, I told you I'm not big on affiliations. Stay outta wherever I am.
  • ▶️ Necrophos minimap icon.png r Yeah sorry. People with your attitude just rub me the wrong way.
  • ▶️ Night Stalker minimap icon.png r My uncle used to tell me bedtime stories about you. Those were some great adventures. Real happy to have killed you.
  • ▶️ Nyx Assassin minimap icon.png r Who doesn't like squishing bugs?
  • ▶️ Ogre Magi minimap icon.png r Yeah I got a fair bit of luck myself. My uncle used to say I was right blessed. You know, on account of not dying like all my other kin.
  • ▶️ Omniknight minimap icon.png r Hey just what this place needed, another self-righteous metal marcher on some higher quest.
  • ▶️ Oracle minimap icon.png r Wait wait, I want to think of one you never heard before or after.
  • ▶️ Oracle minimap icon.png r Yeah, I'm not real keen on what you said about dying in a fire. That's what my crossbow likes to call a trigger warning.
  • ▶️ Outworld Destroyer minimap icon.png r Heard you were some kind of big hullabaloo. I didn't come here to prove anything, but I guess I just did.
  • ▶️ Pangolier minimap icon.png r Bloody muppet. What were you thinking?
  • ▶️ Pangolier minimap icon.png r Roll along home you silly bastard.
  • ▶️ Phantom Assassin minimap icon.png r I can hit anything. Doesn't matter how blurry.
  • ▶️ Phantom Lancer minimap icon.png r Wouldn't it been better to die all peaceful like, dangling a pole in the river? Not with two bolts in the dome...
  • ▶️ Phoenix minimap icon.png r When I was just a little bit, I used to wish upon shooting stars. Then I realized that was stupid and just learned to shoot instead.
  • ▶️ Puck minimap icon.png r They used to tell stories about this one in the Tomo'kan. Quite the little troublemaker. This'll gain me even more respect.
  • ▶️ Pudge minimap icon.png r Ugh uh, the stench though! How do you get that taste outta your mouth?
  • ▶️ Pugna minimap icon.png r You coddled little tail-jerker! Someone shoulda done this ages ago!
  • ▶️ Queen of Pain minimap icon.png r Ma'am. This is a forest, not...wherever it is you think you're supposed to be.
  • ▶️ Razor minimap icon.png r You shoulda gone to ground.
  • ▶️ Riki minimap icon.png r Yeah we're light years apart, mate.
  • ▶️ Rubick minimap icon.png r Whatever can be made can be unmade, I figure.
  • ▶️ Sand King minimap icon.png r Had to leave you cracked and bleeding.
  • ▶️ Shadow Demon minimap icon.png r I could smell those fakes a mile away.
  • ▶️ Shadow Demon minimap icon.png r Shadowtail over Shadow Demon.
  • ▶️ Shadow Fiend minimap icon.png r That's what you get for hoarding!
  • ▶️ Shadow Fiend minimap icon.png r Shadowtail over Shadow Fiend.
  • ▶️ Shadow Shaman minimap icon.png r I said no snakes of any kind!
  • ▶️ Shadow Shaman minimap icon.png r Shadowtail over Shadow Shaman.
  • ▶️ Silencer minimap icon.png r Yeah, a lot of people have tried to shut me up. This is how it always plays out.
  • ▶️ Skywrath Mage minimap icon.png r Anyone feeling peckish?
  • ▶️ Slardar minimap icon.png r I don't take kindly to being punched by fish!
  • ▶️ Slark minimap icon.png r I told you to stay off my turf, gill boy.
  • ▶️ Spectre minimap icon.png r No one's gonna miss you. Not even you.
  • ▶️ Spirit Breaker minimap icon.png r On this plane you're just a bobby after all.
  • ▶️ Storm Spirit minimap icon.png r Sorry. I didn't feel like staying in today.
  • ▶️ Storm Spirit minimap icon.png r Looks like the power grid's out, mate.
  • ▶️ Sven minimap icon.png r My first thought was your sword's impractical. But now I see it's actually impracticable.
  • ▶️ Templar Assassin minimap icon.png r Never had much time for book smarts. And this right here's the reason why.
  • ▶️ Templar Assassin minimap icon.png r I don't need books to argue a point.
  • ▶️ Terrorblade minimap icon.png r Don't you ever get tired of yourself?
  • ▶️ Tidehunter minimap icon.png r Oh bloody hell. This one's corpse is gonna reek.
  • ▶️ Tiny minimap icon.png r I've known some Tinies in my time. You, sir, are no Tiny.
  • ▶️ Treant Protector minimap icon.png r Bummer, I think he had some of my stash. Ah well. I'll find more.
  • ▶️ Troll Warlord minimap icon.png r Chill, bro.
  • ▶️ Tusk minimap icon.png r What, did you think I got a problem with snow? I'm right at home.
  • ▶️ Underlord minimap icon.png r Wonder if I can turn these horns into some sorta charm.
  • ▶️ Undying minimap icon.png r That's a smell'll strip bark off trees!
  • ▶️ Ursa minimap icon.png r Got enough critters in these woods already.
  • ▶️ Vengeful Spirit minimap icon.png r Everyone's got problems, lassie. Yours ain't mine.
  • ▶️ Venomancer minimap icon.png r Eh, I'd eat slug if times were tight. But they ain't.
  • ▶️ Viper minimap icon.png r Lot harder to fly with all those arrows in you.
  • ▶️ Visage minimap icon.png r Even if I cared for your rules, it's not even close to my time yet.
  • ▶️ Void Spirit minimap icon.png r Guess you shoulda showed up sooner.
  • ▶️ Warlock minimap icon.png r So you cut down trees to turn 'em into books about demons? Yeah, you had this coming.
  • ▶️ Weaver minimap icon.png r Honestly, I just saw him out of the corner of my eye and started shooting. Was instinct really.
  • ▶️ Windranger minimap icon.png r Couldn't take my word for it, could ya?
  • ▶️ Windranger minimap icon.png r Yeah, friends is kind of a loose term for me. Sorry.
  • ▶️ Winter Wyvern minimap icon.png r I don't know if we were enemies, but that poem was depressing as all get out.
  • ▶️ Witch Doctor minimap icon.png r Think I'll pass! My uncle went to the doctor once and never came back.
  • ▶️ Wraith King minimap icon.png r You want these little bones of mine? Gonna have to do better than that!
  • ▶️ Zeus minimap icon.png r Since you're not a god anymore, I feel like I can ask you: why are you so messed up?
  • ▶️ Dawnbreaker minimap icon.png r You think you're special or something?
  • ▶️ u We coulda been great together. But you always get blinded by the floodlights...
  • ▶️ u I'm gonna get huge props for this back home.
  • ▶️ u Yeah if you don't mind I'm gonna help myself to some of your gear.
  • ▶️ u I don't even know enough about you to care you're dead.
  • ▶️ u Stay outta my lane!

First Blood

Meeting an enemy[]

Any hero

  • ▶️ r Who said you could stroll in my woods?!

Early-mid game, any hero
25% chance

Early game, meeting any hero except Snapfire minimap icon.png Snapfire
1% chance

Meeting an ally[]

During earlygame, within 1000 radius
30% chance

  • ▶️ Abaddon minimap icon.png r Right. See the key to throwing a rider is misdirection. Lemme show you.
  • ▶️ Alchemist minimap icon.png r I played around with concoctions when I was younger. But now I prefer the natural path.
  • ▶️ Alchemist minimap icon.png Clockwerk minimap icon.png Gyrocopter minimap icon.png Snapfire minimap icon.png Sniper minimap icon.png Techies minimap icon.png Timbersaw minimap icon.png Tinker minimap icon.png r Hey, you ever been shot?
  • ▶️ Ancient Apparition minimap icon.png r I'm not keen on frost, yeah? Let's keep it to a minimum.
  • ▶️ Anti-Mage minimap icon.png r You do your thing, Anti-Mage. I'll go take care of this lot.
  • ▶️ Arc Warden minimap icon.png r If I had a nut for every bloke who came through these parts with a big head and stories to match...
  • ▶️ Axe minimap icon.png r Yah, I get the loner thing, Axe. Just easier that way, eh?
  • ▶️ Bane minimap icon.png r So like what's your personal favorite nightmare, Bane?
  • ▶️ Batrider minimap icon.png r Why you let that fella ride you around then?
  • ▶️ Beastmaster minimap icon.png r Who said you could be on my team Beastmaster? Go on, get out of here.
  • ▶️ Bloodseeker minimap icon.png r Yeah, hunting's only really fun if it's not work. So you're doing it wrong, is what I'm saying, Bloodseeker.
  • ▶️ Bounty Hunter minimap icon.png r I know you think you're collecting contracts, Bounty Hunter, but all I see is selling yourself one piece at a time.
  • ▶️ Brewmaster minimap icon.png r No thanks, Brewmaster. I'm a nasty drunk.
  • ▶️ Brewmaster minimap icon.png r There's a fella can handle his handles.
  • ▶️ Bristleback minimap icon.png r Who says you need a good reason to fight, Bristleback? Sometimes you just gotta rain hell for the kicks.
  • ▶️ Broodmother minimap icon.png r None of these ugly mugs are going to keep up with us, Broodmother.
  • ▶️ Centaur Warrunner minimap icon.png r Get that scepter first, Centaur. Then you can join the fun. But lay off the trees eh.
  • ▶️ Chaos Knight minimap icon.png r I'm gonna have to rethink some things if you're the god of chaos.
  • ▶️ Chen minimap icon.png r Okay first I'm gonna murder all of them, Chen, and then I'm definitely gonna get back around to you.
  • ▶️ Clinkz minimap icon.png r There's gotta be an easier way to light your arrows than the whole self-immolation thing...
  • ▶️ Clockwerk minimap icon.png r Look, I can blame whoever I want for whatever I want, Clockwerk. So why don't you just back off?
  • ▶️ Crystal Maiden minimap icon.png r Hey, another bubbly little killer. This is going to be a great time.
  • ▶️ Dark Seer minimap icon.png r There are plenty of things I hate more than military commanders, Dark Seer. But I still hate them quite a bit.
  • ▶️ Dark Willow minimap icon.png r Hey, Mireska, you ever leave Jex's cage in a tree? Might be we could set up some real neat traps.
  • ▶️ Dazzle minimap icon.png r I don't understand a word you're saying, Dazzle. But I was barely listening, so's probably ok?
  • ▶️ Death Prophet minimap icon.png r There's a dealth cult that worships in the Tomo'kan. You ever been there Death Prophet?
  • ▶️ Disruptor minimap icon.png r Which one of you's the smart one?
  • ▶️ Doom minimap icon.png r We all got issues, Doom. Deal with 'em. In a way that's better than this.
  • ▶️ Dragon Knight minimap icon.png r Why are all you dragon kind so stingy with the piggy backs eh?
  • ▶️ Drow Ranger minimap icon.png r Look, social skills are like any other, Traxex. You gotta miss a few shots before you start hitting the mark.
  • ▶️ Earth Spirit minimap icon.png r I nicked a statue that looked kinda like you once. Yeah, threw it by the side of the road. Wonder if somebody grabbed it.
  • ▶️ Earthshaker minimap icon.png r Which direction is Nishai from here anyway?
  • ▶️ Elder Titan minimap icon.png r You made a world, yeah? How about making me some new bolts?
  • ▶️ Ember Spirit minimap icon.png r On behalf of my tail, I'd kindly ask you to keep about ten paces off at all times. Killer.
  • ▶️ Enchantress minimap icon.png r What'd you bring me, Auntie A? Something good?
  • ▶️ Enchantress minimap icon.png r Yeah, I'm good, Auntie. Feeling strong and my rig here's doing all right.
  • ▶️ Faceless Void minimap icon.png r Hey, Faceless Void. What do those glyphs mean? I saw a bunch just like em on some broken archway I found in a cave.
  • ▶️ Grimstroke minimap icon.png r Yeah nah, I think you actually wished people liked you, Grimstroke. This loner thing's all just an act.
  • ▶️ Gyrocopter minimap icon.png r I haven't decided on you yet, Gyrocopter. But I'm leaning towards dislike.
  • ▶️ Huskar minimap icon.png r Who teaches these maniacs how to make fire?
  • ▶️ Io minimap icon.png r Know where I've always wanted to go, Io? Hah, what am I saying. Of course you do!
  • ▶️ Invoker minimap icon.png r Did you have anything to do with the curses of the Tomo'kan?
  • ▶️ Jakiro minimap icon.png r I dunno how you do it. That level of cooperation's beyond me.
  • ▶️ Juggernaut minimap icon.png r Hey, give us your mask for sec?
  • ▶️ Keeper of the Light minimap icon.png r I kind of wanted to sleep in today, gramps.
  • ▶️ Kunkka minimap icon.png r I'm not real interested in sea legs. Tree legs is more my style.
  • ▶️ Legion Commander minimap icon.png r Oh you're gonna make things easy for me today, Tresdin.
  • ▶️ Leshrac minimap icon.png r Move along.
  • ▶️ Lich minimap icon.png r Who asked you anyway Lich?
  • ▶️ Lifestealer minimap icon.png r Get back to me when you learn something 'telligible.
  • ▶️ Lina minimap icon.png r Long as you're carefull, I think we're gonna get on like gangbusters.
  • ▶️ Lion minimap icon.png r Not real interested in your life philosophy, Lion.
  • ▶️ Lone Druid minimap icon.png r Oh, what a cutie. I wouldn't even guess he's not real.
  • ▶️ Luna minimap icon.png r Keep the saliva in your mouth, Nova. Or I'll pin it shut.
  • ▶️ Luna minimap icon.png r You stop having fun just to join some cult?
  • ▶️ Lycan minimap icon.png r I've run across some shapeshifters in the dark wood. They move around a lot, but I can tell you about where.
  • ▶️ Magnus minimap icon.png r I'll get an acorn ready, Magnus. This is gonna be bloody epic.
  • ▶️ Mars minimap icon.png r That song's really catchy, Mars. Too bad you're tonedeaf.
  • ▶️ Medusa minimap icon.png r So...do the snakes get hungry? Asking for a friend...
  • ▶️ Meepo minimap icon.png r Hey Meepo, got that special varnish I ordered? 'Member? I paid you up front.
  • ▶️ Mirana minimap icon.png r Still slummin' in that temple life, Mirana?
  • ▶️ Mirana minimap icon.png r I see you eyin' me, Sagan. Not bloody likely.
  • ▶️ Monkey King minimap icon.png r I heard you came to my neck of the woods once, Wu Kong. But it was before I was born.
  • ▶️ Morphling minimap icon.png r Yeah, but like, in a pinch could someone drink ya?
  • ▶️ Morphling minimap icon.png r Sweet as! Let me grab my togs.
  • ▶️ Naga Siren minimap icon.png r So were you like really weirded out the first time you heard your voice on dry land?
  • ▶️ Nature's Prophet minimap icon.png r You always think you know best, Prophet. I don't care who sprout you, no one bosses me around in my woods.
  • ▶️ Ogre Magi minimap icon.png r Here come's double the fun.
  • ▶️ Omniknight minimap icon.png r So do you miss thinking for yourself? Guess not, else you'd still be doing it.
  • ▶️ Oracle minimap icon.png r I'm not interested in my future. Now's all I need.
  • ▶️ Pangolier minimap icon.png r I'm all in for your shenanigans, Donté.
  • ▶️ Phantom Lancer minimap icon.png r How do they grow 'em so big in your place?
  • ▶️ Puck minimap icon.png r Someone's been looking for you, Puck. I got a message.
  • ▶️ Pudge minimap icon.png r You're a polarizing figure, mate.
  • ▶️ Queen of Pain minimap icon.png r So is that how people dress where you're from or are you making a statement?
  • ▶️ Rubick minimap icon.png r Want me to give you some tips on how I roll?
  • ▶️ Silencer minimap icon.png r Just gonna tell you now: nothing shuts me up.
  • ▶️ Skywrath Mage minimap icon.png r Wings up, chooka boy. Time to stop moping about.
  • ▶️ Snapfire minimap icon.png r Do you even know what you did to me, Snapfire? To everyone?!
  • ▶️ Snapfire minimap icon.png r I don't blame you, Mortimer. But your saddle partner's gotta die.
  • ▶️ Sniper minimap icon.png r Stay away from me with that stink wagon.
  • ▶️ Sniper minimap icon.png r You don't seem to be friends with that wretched lady, Kardel. Maybe you're all right...
  • ▶️ Spirit Breaker minimap icon.png r How do I hitch a lift?
  • ▶️ Storm Spirit minimap icon.png r Why's all my hair standing on end?
  • ▶️ Sven minimap icon.png r That sword's bigger'n you are. Pretty neat!
  • ▶️ Techies minimap icon.png r Oh bugger, it's these kegheads.
  • ▶️ Timbersaw minimap icon.png r I'm gonna have to learn to compartmentalize if I wanna get through this.
  • ▶️ Tinker minimap icon.png r Your stuff's worse than powder. Remind me to show you something after the fight.
  • ▶️ Tiny minimap icon.png r Is it time, Tiny? Is it time?
  • ▶️ Treant Protector minimap icon.png r Hey can I check out your upper branches? It'll only take a sec.
  • ▶️ Troll Warlord minimap icon.png r Your style is right by me, Troll. I think everyone but me is an idiot, too.
  • ▶️ Undying minimap icon.png r I need to suss out some peppermint or something.
  • ▶️ Ursa minimap icon.png r I'm down with Dipper.
  • ▶️ Vengeful Spirit minimap icon.png r Vengeance can be bloody good fun, lady. I think you're missing most of the point.
  • ▶️ Void Spirit minimap icon.png r Can you magic me up a portal into Krimwohl big enough for a Durana swarm?
  • ▶️ Warlock minimap icon.png r There's heaps of musty old spellbooks scattered around the Tomo'kan. Most of 'em are half rotten. But you might find something stupid enough to catch your eye.
  • ▶️ Weaver minimap icon.png r I don't think we've got much in common, Weaver. But have a nice one.
  • ▶️ Windranger minimap icon.png r Nothing like a choice bit of green, eh Windranger?
  • ▶️ Windranger minimap icon.png r I bet I get twice as many notches as you, Lyralei.
  • ▶️ Winter Wyvern minimap icon.png r I'm just saying, a squirrel riding a dragon into battle would be pretty damn epic.
  • ▶️ Witch Doctor minimap icon.png r Yeah, nice cask bro.
  • ▶️ Wraith King minimap icon.png r I grok'd smoking was bad for you, Ostarion, but this is bloody nuts!
  • ▶️ Zeus minimap icon.png r I don't care what you can turn into. The answer's always gonna be no.
  • ▶️ Dawnbreaker minimap icon.png r Where do you find the time for all this?
  • ▶️ u I know I'm a born star, but the answer's still no.
  • ▶️ u Nah yeah...thought I might be seeing you when I noticed your leash was nicked. No hard feelings?
  • ▶️ u We used to be friends, a long time ago. What say we give it another run?
  • ▶️ u I couldn't have known everything'd go nuts up like that. Honest!
  • ▶️ u What's the good word from the Crow's Nest?

Last hitting[]

60 seconds cooldown

Last-hitting at less than 20% health

Denying[]

Requires visible enemy player within 1000 radius, 60 seconds cooldown

Early game

Denying at less than 20% health

Acquiring an item[]

30% chance

  • ▶️ r Don't know why you'd want any of this dumb gold, but I'll definitely take your wares.
  • ▶️ r That's choice merch bro.
  • ▶️ r Aren't you getting a bit ripped off?
  • ▶️ r Now that's proper flash.
  • ▶️ r I coulda just flogged it.

Acquiring a specific item

75% chance

50% chance

  • ▶️ Aegis of the Immortal r Okay, lets see if I can murder all of you before I lose the first one.

25% chance

  • ▶️ Aegis of the Immortal r You'd be lucky if I only lived twice.
  • ▶️ Aegis of the Immortal r Ever seen a body with nothing left to lose?

Dying[]

Early-mid game
5% chance

  • ▶️ r Right. Plan B it is. Hunt down their families.

Respawning[]

  • ▶️ Blimin fools...
  • ▶️ Barkrot!
  • ▶️ One good cock up deserves another.
  • ▶️ That'd rark anybody up.
  • ▶️ The last laugh? They can have it. I'm not gonna be laughing after what I do to 'em. That's just sick.
  • ▶️ We'll see who's carked it next time. And it'll be you. It'll be the whole bloody lot of you!
  • ▶️ What on earth was that all about?
  • ▶️ Some people take things way too personally.
  • ▶️ Get off. I'll be right.
  • ▶️ Well that's a cracker of a day.
  • ▶️ Guess I don't need to worry about the afterlife just yet. Unless this is the afterlife!
  • ▶️ I think I just sussed out what went wrong.
  • ▶️ Let's keep that between you me and the trees.
  • ▶️ Always knew I'd come back. I'm way too cute to die.
  • ▶️ It looks like the same tail. But is it really? Am I even me?
  • ▶️ What did we learn from that? That even eggheads get lucky.
  • ▶️ Note to self: extract bloody vengeance. Preferably before lunch.
  • ▶️ Let off a minute. I've got to liberate some souls from some bodies.
  • ▶️ I've always got another stash.
  • ▶️ Just a bit of respite.
  • ▶️ Ugh, hang on a sec. Gotta stretch.
  • ▶️ Rig's in one piece. So that's covered.
  • ▶️ If I kept a journal, I'd leave that dying part out.
  • ▶️ Guess that just happens round these parts.
  • ▶️ I resent the implication.
  • ▶️ That'll grind your teeth.
  • ▶️ That's enough to make me wish I could vomit.
  • ▶️ I'm not looking for trouble. It's looking for me.
  • ▶️ Why's everyone always blame me?
  • ▶️ You bloody egg.
  • ▶️ Less talking more shooting.

Mid-game and onwards
3% chance

  • ▶️ Have to admit. This really is a beautiful place to do some murder.
  • ▶️ You know, you're right. It's important to take care of the mind as well as the body. It can't just be run run run, kill kill kill all the time.
  • ▶️ They'll sing songs about this one.
  • ▶️ Nothing makes an epic like a bunch of wet blankets all standing around.
  • ▶️ Sorry, was off with the faeries.
  • ▶️ How it going mate?
  • ▶️ Why are we just standing here?
  • ▶️ I generally only like standing around when turning a crank.
  • ▶️ Anybody seen any action?

Reincarnating

Bottling Runes[]

Activating runes[]

Arcane Rune minimap icon.png Arcane Rune

Bounty Rune minimap icon.png Bounty Rune
50% chance

40% chance

  • ▶️ r I'm not opposed to taking the occasional bounty.

15% chance

Double Damage Rune minimap icon.png Double Damage Rune

Haste Rune minimap icon.png Haste Rune

Illusion Rune minimap icon.png Illusion Rune

5% chance

  • ▶️ r You know, I finally get the compulsion to touch the tail, but unlike most of you maniacs, I'm a model of self-control.

Invisibility Rune minimap icon.png Invisibility Rune

Regeneration Rune minimap icon.png Regeneration Rune

Ability on cooldown[]

First attempt within 10 seconds

Second attempt within 10 seconds

Third and more attempts within 10 seconds

Not enough mana[]

First attempt within 10 seconds

20% chance

Second attempt within 10 seconds

20% chance

Third and more attempts within 10 seconds

20% chance

Taking damage[]

3 seconds cooldown

35% chance

15% chance

5% chance

Selecting[]

5 consecutive clicks on the hero
These are monologues, their lines always play in the same order. The monologues are played in the order shown
"Bandits" monologue

  • ▶️ Yeah, I guess sometimes people think they can push me around, but it's easy enough to educate 'em.
  • ▶️ Like the Thornridge Gang. Thought they could bully me into being some kind of gopher.
  • ▶️ The first two came to find me, I let go minus a few pints and pieces.
  • ▶️ The next four? Well, only one of them crawled away at all. And I kept more than my fair share.
  • ▶️ Of course you'd have to be an idiot to keep coming at me after a thing like that.
  • ▶️ So the next six I treated real special. Enough to make a demon cry.
  • ▶️ After that, I'd be the idiot if I'd just left things on course.
  • ▶️ So I crossed out the whole lot of 'em.
  • ▶️ The locals who found the bodies decided the place is cursed.
  • ▶️ So it makes a choice hideout if you're ever in need.

"Durana" monologue

  • ▶️ Paws down, the most dangerous beastie in the deep wood is the Durana.
  • ▶️ And the danger's not just the tentacles or the teeth or the paralytic secretions neither.
  • ▶️ It's the temptation. The loss of control.
  • ▶️ Because Durana pheromones aren't for breeding. They're for feeding.
  • ▶️ And they affect different folk in different ways.
  • ▶️ You haven't seen bonkers till you've seen a column of cavalry get swept up in the Durana daze.
  • ▶️ Some going giggly, others going mad.
  • ▶️ Not a single one looking out for hungry beasties slinking up behind.
  • ▶️ I don't have to worry though.
  • ▶️ That stuff only works on bigger prey.
  • ▶️ So even when one does does feel inclined to snatch at me... Well, tentacles and teeth only go so far.

"Durana Invasion" monologue

  • ▶️ First thing you need to know about the Durana: they aren't natural.
  • ▶️ Sure, they breed faster'n swamp rabbits....
  • ▶️ But the first ones were conjured up outta thin air by some wizard.
  • ▶️ And wizards are morons. So of course the beasties got outta control and ran amok.
  • ▶️ So now everybody's gotta deal with this horrific invasive species that likes to eat grown men for a snack.
  • ▶️ Heh...though there's some in the pacified lands who think I'm in an invasive species.
  • ▶️ Maybe they're not wrong.
  • ▶️ When I can figure out how to bait the Durana into Krimwohl anyway, I guess we're gonna find out.

"Home" monologue

  • ▶️ My uncle used to say we'd never had to leave home if that little goblin lady never showed up selling her magic powder.
  • ▶️ Krimwohl was mostly harmless before they got the black powder.
  • ▶️ And whether she meant for them to suss out how to make it for themselves or not, point is they'd never in a jillion years've done it without getting their mitts on it in the first place.
  • ▶️ Once they got it though, their appetites grew. All their appetites.
  • ▶️ And any of us living on the lands they wanted had no choice but to surrender, run, or die to make a stand.
  • ▶️ So we came to the Wood Tomo'kan. The dark wood -- where they say bad things await all warm bloods that enter.
  • ▶️ Wasn't always that way, I guess. But it has been the stretch of my life.
  • ▶️ Used to just be some normal woods. But then the wizard trials came.
  • ▶️ Some big old wizard schools set 'em up. Big tests to show off and challenge their rising stars.
  • ▶️ But nothing's worse in the world than a wizard out to prove something.
  • ▶️ And they go and gather them all up in one place?
  • ▶️ Something bad was bound to happen. And it did.
  • ▶️ So all the normal folk had to leave the Tomo'kan.
  • ▶️ All you got left living there now's the outlaw type and those who got no other choice.
  • ▶️ No sane folk would settle in the darkwood now.
  • ▶️ And of course, while all their little traps and beasties and jimjams are everywhere, there's not a wizard to be found.
  • ▶️ Who needs them.

"Seehome" monologue

  • ▶️ Till recently, I never had much interest in seeing my old home.
  • ▶️ Who wants to see pacified lands when the stories of old are better?
  • ▶️ In the end, it wasn't the idea of the place that took me scouting back...but memories of my kin.
  • ▶️ I wondered if some might still be out there -- proper citizens of Krimwohl now.
  • ▶️ It was enough to take me to the treeline, anyway.
  • ▶️ Even if I didn't find anyone worth seeing, I was sure I could scare up a bit of good fun.

"Helping" monologue

  • ▶️ The first time I saw one of the work camps, I knew I'd be back.
  • ▶️ There was so much to muck up, I could keep busy for days.
  • ▶️ I never really thought about helping anyone escape.
  • ▶️ I thought they wanted to be there. Even now, I know heaps of 'em do.
  • ▶️ But there were some who saw the lure of freedom...even if the price seemed too steep.
  • ▶️ Life in the darkwood's not easy. But the cunning can step free from the sight of would-be rulers.
  • ▶️ And for some folk -- like me -- that's enough.

"Sister" monologue

  • ▶️ Most of my life, I thought my little sis' carked it back on the Night of Fire.
  • ▶️ But a few seasons back, I was tracking along the treeline near the pacified zone, and...
  • ▶️ Well I'd know that red tail anywhere.
  • ▶️ She was out with some sort of work crew.
  • ▶️ Farming or some nonsense. Like there weren't a world of food a few leaps away.
  • ▶️ I couldn't get two steps towards her 'less I wanted to light the place up.
  • ▶️ And I didn't even know if she remembered me. She was hardly bigger than a biscuit back when.
  • ▶️ Not the right move to re-introduce myself with a massacre probably.
  • ▶️ I watched for a spot to catch her out, but the overseers kept a bloody harsh eye.
  • ▶️ Then the whole bunch scampered off. And I burned the crops.
  • ▶️ I've been back there now lotsa times. But she hasn't, far as I can see.
  • ▶️ I have seen some familiar faces amongst the work crews.
  • ▶️ And I'm sure I woulda known heaps 'a the others if all our lives hadn't gone up like a keg of powder.
  • ▶️ I always try not to hurt any of those types when I go in for a bit of fun with the guards.
  • ▶️ But anyone who tries to fight is fair game.
  • ▶️ I doubt we woulda been that close anyway.

"Cityfolk" monologue

  • ▶️ Every now and then some city-stinking crew will venture out into the brush trying to find whatever dumb thing's the latest fancy.
  • ▶️ Even without my help they'd end up dead one way or another.
  • ▶️ Sure as. No greenhorns last long in the deep wood.
  • ▶️ So I reckon what's the harm in taunting