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Bastion Announcer Pack
Bundle 20089
Rarity: Mythical
Slot: Announcer Pack

This pack replaces the Default announcer and Mega-Kills announcer with the euphemistic keen-eyed wisdom of Bastion's narrator, also known as Rucks.
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Released
Origin
Bastion Announcer Pack
Announcer: Bastion
Mega-Kills: Bastion

Set Items

Bastion Announcer Pack
Bastion Announcer Pack

Welcome

50% chance, only for All Pick, Least Played, Limited Heroes and Mid Only

15% chance, only for the same modes as above, during certain daytimes

Game mode

All Pick

All Random

Captain's Draft

Captain's Mode

Deathmatch

Easy Mode

Frostivus

Least Played

Limited Heroes

Mid Only

Random Draft

Reverse Captain's Mode

Single Draft

Other Modes
One vs One and other possible future modes

Drafting

Picking

Banning

Time left to pick

Draft end

Swapping hero

Picking specific heroes

50% chance

3% chance

Beginning battle

Entering battle

Time before battle

Battle begins

Kills

First Blood

Double Kill

Triple Kill

Ultra Kill

Rampage

Killing Spree

Dominating

Mega Kill

Unstoppable

Wicked Sick

Monster Kill

Godlike

Holy Shit

20 kills streak

Ownage

Team Wipe
Your team

Enemy team

For spectators

Team announcements

Your Radiant Dire Enemy
Courier
killed
  • ▶️ The Radiant's courier didn't make it.
  • ▶️ The Radiant's courier's a goner.
  • ▶️ Someone took out the Radiant's courier.
  • ▶️ Something bad's happened to the Radiant's courier.
  • ▶️ So much for the Radiant's courier, poor little fella.
  • ▶️ Dire's courier didn't make it.
  • ▶️ Dire's courier has made its final delivery.
  • ▶️ Somebody iced the Dire's courier.
  • ▶️ A moment of silence for the Dire's courier.
  • ▶️ The Dire's courier took a trip to the old family farm.
Roshan
killed
  • ▶️ Rosh is gone, courtesy of the Radiant.
  • ▶️ Rosh just got stomped by the Radiant.
  • ▶️ Rosh had it coming and the Radiant done the deed.
  • ▶️ The Radiant took old Rosh out back and let him have it.
  • ▶️ The Radiant put old Rosh down quick and clean.
  • ▶️ u Poor Rosh, the Radiant got him again.
  • ▶️ Rosh won't be stomping around no more thanks to the Dire.
  • ▶️ Rosh is done for thanks to the Dire.
  • ▶️ The Dire took down old Rosh.
  • ▶️ Old Rosh won't be coming back for a while.
  • ▶️ Rosh is tough but the Dire's tougher still.
  • ▶️ u Rosh got beaten by the Dire for the umpteenth time.
Structure
under attack

Top tower

Middle tower

Bottom tower

Top barracks

Middle barracks

Bottom barracks

The Ancient

Top tower

Middle tower

  • ▶️ 10 Radiant's mid tower could use a hand.
  • ▶️ 10 Radiant's mid tower's coming apart.
  • ▶️ 10 Radiant's mid tower's getting banged up.

Bottom tower

  • ▶️ 10 Radiant's bottom tower's seen better days.
  • ▶️ 10 Radiant's bottom tower ain't a pretty sight right now.
  • ▶️ 10 Trouble brewing at Radiant's bottom tower.

Top barracks

  • ▶️ 10 Radiant's top rax is running out of time.
  • ▶️ 10 Radiant's top rax ain't going to last long.
  • ▶️ 10 The fur's flying at Radiant's top rax.

Middle barracks

  • ▶️ 10 Radiant's mid rax is taking a licking.
  • ▶️ 10 Radiant's mid rax ain't looking so hot.
  • ▶️ 10 Radiant's mid rax taking some punishment.

Bottom barracks

  • ▶️ 10 Radiant's bottom rax is getting hammered.
  • ▶️ 10 Radiant's bottom rax, it's hurting.
  • ▶️ 10 Get a load of Radiant's bottom rax.

The Ancient

Top tower

  • ▶️ 10 The Dire might want to mind their top tower.
  • ▶️ 10 Dire's top tower is getting beat down.
  • ▶️ 10 Dire's top tower… you know the drill.

Middle tower

  • ▶️ 10 Dire's mid tower could use a little help.
  • ▶️ 10 Dire's mid tower's having technical difficulties.
  • ▶️ 10 Dire's mid tower won't last much longer.

Bottom tower

  • ▶️ 10 The Dire best do something about their bottom tower.
  • ▶️ 10 Guess what's happening to Dire's bottom tower.
  • ▶️ 10 Dire's bottom tower's getting the business.

Top barracks

Middle barracks

Bottom barracks

The Ancient

Structure
fallen

Top tower

Middle tower

Bottom tower

Top barracks

Middle barracks

Bottom barracks

Top tower

Middle tower

  • ▶️ Radiant's mid tower is getting the what-for.
  • ▶️ Radiant's mid tower ain't doing so good.
  • ▶️ Radiant's mid tower's in trouble.

Bottom tower

Top barracks

Middle barracks

Bottom barracks

Top tower

Middle tower

  • ▶️ Dire's mid tower is nothing now.
  • ▶️ Hope the Dire weren't partial to that mid tower.
  • ▶️ The Dire couldn't hang onto that mid tower.

Bottom tower

Top barracks

Middle barracks

Bottom barracks

Top tower

  • ▶️ The other fellas' top tower had a little accident.
  • ▶️ The other fellas' top tower won't be making trouble no more.
  • ▶️ 10 The other fellas couldn't save their top tower. followup

Middle tower

Bottom tower

  • ▶️ The other fellas' bottom tower's gone for good.
  • ▶️ 10 The other fellas' bottom tower's done for. followup
  • ▶️ The other fellas' bottom tower, nothing but fragments now.

Top barracks

Middle barracks

Bottom barracks

  • ▶️ 10 The other fellas' bottom rax is finished. followup
  • ▶️ The other fellas' bottom rax is gone for good.
  • ▶️ The other fellas will have to do without their bottom rax.
Structure
denied

Top tower

Middle tower

Bottom tower

Top tower

  • ▶️ Radiant's top tower's been disowned.
  • ▶️ Radiant disowned their top tower.
  • ▶️ Radiant swooped in and disowned their top tower.

Middle tower

  • ▶️ Radiant's mid tower's been disowned.
  • ▶️ Radiant disowned their mid tower.
  • ▶️ Just then the Radiant disowned their mid tower.

Bottom tower

  • ▶️ Radiant's bottom tower's been disowned.
  • ▶️ The Radiant disowned their bottom tower.
  • ▶️ Guess the Radiant disowned their bottom tower.

Top tower

Middle tower

Bottom tower

  • ▶️ Dire's bottom tower's been disowned.
  • ▶️ The Dire disowned their bottom tower.
  • ▶️ Looks like Dire's bottom tower got disowned.

Top tower

Middle tower

Bottom tower

Structures
fortified
  • ▶️ Radiant's structures must have been fortified.
  • ▶️ No breaking down the Radiant's structures like this.
  • ▶️ Radiant's gone and fortified their structures.
  • ▶️ Have fun trying to bust down Radiant's structures now.
  • ▶️ Radiant's toughened up their structures.
  • ▶️ Dire structures looking fortified.
  • ▶️ No breaking through the Dire's structures for now.
  • ▶️ The Dire went and fortified their structures.
  • ▶️ Them Dire buildings are tough as nails, for now.
  • ▶️ Can't do nothing about Dire's structures right now.
Megacreeps
  • ▶️ Radiant's got a case of the megacreeps.
  • ▶️ The other fellas got a bad case of the megacreeps.
  • ▶️ Great, they got a case of the megacreeps. followup
  • ▶️ Fraid the other fellas caught a case of the megacreeps.
Victory

Respawning

25% chance

Lane missing

Periods with no action

15% chance

  • ▶️ r Both teams biding their time…
  • ▶️ r Ain't seen this many trees in a long time.
  • ▶️ r Got a feeling things are going to pick up real soon.

25% chance, only during late game

  • ▶️ r Things getting serious ain't they.
  • ▶️ r This'll make for quite a story someday.

10% chance, spectators only

Responding to chat

Cursing

"Gg"

"Mid or feed"

  • ▶️ u Mid or I feed. I got no idea what any of this means.

"Glhf"
25% chance

"Bastion"
5% chance

"Noob"
5% chance

  • ▶️ r We all got to start somewhere.
  • ▶️ r We all could stand to learn a thing or two.

"Jungle"
15% chance

"B"
15% chance

Disconnecting/reconnecting

Disconnecting
50% chance

Reconnecting
50% chance

Quitting game
25% chance

Pausing

50% chance

Purchasing specific items

50% chance

Specific events

Enabling Bastion announcer

Dying to neutral creeps

Enemy dies at Fountain
25% chance

Drawing on the minimap
50% chance

First night with Night Stalker

Bottling a rune

  • ▶️ u Best save them glowy things for a special occasion.

Attempting early Roshan

Full teamfight begins

Unclassified

  • ▶️ u That good-for-nothing Cave Johnson put me up to this. Again.

Followups

Welcome
All Pick

Least Played

Limited Heroes

Mid Only

Draft end

Specific hero pick

  • ▶️ Even I ain't as old as this fella.
  • ▶️ We're all living on borrowed time. Guess who's the lender.
  • ▶️ You know punching folks ain't necessary to turn lead into gold….
  • ▶️ Me, I happen to be pro-mage.
  • ▶️ r They'll be seeing double once this fella's through with them.
  • ▶️ Hope they remembered to bring warm clothes…
  • ▶️ Got to admire a fella who cuts straight to the point.
  • ▶️ Who knows where this fella comes from…
  • ▶️ Can't fault a man for riding a bat.
  • ▶️ Looks like a man come straight from the Wilds.
  • ▶️ No use playing hide-and-seek with this one.
  • ▶️ Wonder how much I'm worth to this fella…
  • ▶️ Fresh from the Distillery no doubt.
  • ▶️ This fella's about as huggable as a stabweed.
  • ▶️ Nice set of legs on that mama.
  • ▶️ Half man, half beast, all trouble.
  • ▶️ Why beat a dead horse when you could ride one?
  • ▶️ Want to attract a bunch of creeps, here's your man.
  • ▶️ Don't blink or those old bones will get you.
  • ▶️ Best not trifle with a man made of metal.
  • ▶️ Gal could break your heart in a thousand pieces.
  • ▶️ Don't advise challenging this fella to a foot race.
  • ▶️ Who's pink and has the cure for death? This fella.
  • ▶️ Hope the other fellas remembered to pack umbrellas.
  • ▶️ Never trust a man who can turn into a lizard.
  • ▶️ Wait did anybody remember to bring the doom? Oh good.
  • ▶️ Think she's a handful, wait til you meet her sisters.
  • ▶️ This one's the very definition of a straight shooter.
  • ▶️ Talk about getting stuck between a rock and a hard place.
  • ▶️ Ain't nothing can't be burned. Just ask this fella.
  • ▶️ Oh this gal ain't as dainty as she looks.
  • ▶️ Watch this fella long enough, it's like watching the stars.
  • ▶️ Seen a lot of Windbags but this one's something else.
  • ▶️ Looks like a Windbag to me…
  • ▶️ Always wondered where mountains come from. Thanks fella.
  • ▶️ Best show some respect to your elders.
  • ▶️ u Get the feeling his ain't the friendliest tribe.
  • ▶️ Good thing this ain't a staring contest.
  • ▶️ Think he's certified to use all them tools?
  • ▶️ Think he's certified to use all that gear?
  • ▶️ Know any weeds need whackin'? That's your fella.
  • ▶️ Wait they let you bring flying machines to this thing?
  • ▶️ Some fellas just don't know the meaning of pain.
  • ▶️ Fancy-looking fella's got a parlor trick for every occasion.
  • ▶️ What's worse than a flying lizard with one head…? You got it.
  • ▶️ Fella knows his way around a blade all right.
  • ▶️ Keep on keeping on, Old Timer.
  • ▶️ What's a sea captain doing on land? Making trouble that's what.
  • ▶️ Nothing like an old fashioned duel to settle one's differences.
  • ▶️ And all the towers cross the land cried out in unison.
  • ▶️ Deep down he feels bad for sacrificing all them creeps I bet.
  • ▶️ Now here's a face only a mother could love.
  • ▶️ No need to be modest if you can shoot flames from your fingertips.
  • ▶️ Any fella knows the old Finger of Death is all right by me.
  • ▶️ Leaving this fella lone for too long can be a costly mistake.
  • ▶️ Wouldn't go taking any moonlit strolls with this gal lurking about.
  • ▶️ Don't you wish you could be your own best friend like this fella?
  • ▶️ He'll be hoofing it all the way to the other fellas' Ancient.
  • ▶️ Next time you're having a bad hair day, remember this gal.
  • ▶️ Where there's one of these little fellas, there's always more.
  • ▶️ Shooting straight's hard enough, much less from the back of a cat.
  • ▶️ Next time you want a cool drink of water, you better think twice.
  • ▶️ This gal sure knows how to carry a tune.
  • ▶️ Can't stand being around this fella for too long.
  • ▶️ I count myself a tree-fearing man thanks to this fella.
  • ▶️ The night life around here's about to take a turn for the worse.
  • ▶️ You know what they say, can't squash a bug wearing armor.
  • ▶️ We all wish we could fly on wings of stone.
  • ▶️ Two half-wits make a full wit, don't they?
  • ▶️ You can always count on a fella with an oversized hammer.
  • ▶️ He knows your fate and it ain't pretty.
  • ▶️ Now you see her, now she's split you open like a ripe vineapple.
  • ▶️ Takes a special bird what won't cook no matter how it burns.
  • ▶️ Nothing can't be solved with an army of pike-wielding cat-folks.
  • ▶️ Cute little fella ain't he…? She. Whatever.
  • ▶️ If he invites you over for dinner, trust me, don't do it.
  • ▶️ Bad idea spouting off spells all willy-nilly round this fella.
  • ▶️ You don't want to get on her bad side. Do you…?
  • ▶️ Like lightning in a bottle. Now to break it open…
  • ▶️ Everybody's got to watch their backs with him around.
  • ▶️ Well that's a nice trick, think I'll take it, he says.
  • ▶️ You don't need a crown if you rule underground.
  • ▶️ Why settle for some two-bit lesser demon when there's this fella?
  • ▶️ Hankering for some mortal souls? Well so is this fella.
  • ▶️ Hold on, I got to change into a harmless critter for a second.
  • ▶️ When things are getting boisterous, you know who to call.
  • ▶️ Don't have a tangle with a fella with wings.
  • ▶️ Fella swam all the way up from the bottom of the sea for this.
  • ▶️ One more reason I won't be ordering seafood these days…
  • ▶️ If a man can swim in the sea, only fair a fish can walk on the land.
  • ▶️ Don't suppose he's got registration for that genuine Army Carbine?
  • ▶️ We've all got our demons, but he knows how to let them loose.
  • ▶️ We all have ghosts we can't forget. This gal makes sure of it.
  • ▶️ As mean old godlike bulls go, this one ain't bad.
  • ▶️ Thunder and lightning got nothing on this crazy fella.
  • ▶️ Don't underestimate a man who can shoot his fist like a pistol.
  • ▶️ Traps may not be the most sporting thing, but whatever works.
  • ▶️ Time to blow some stuff up to Mother on high.
  • ▶️ There's always a bigger fish out there, unless you're this fella.
  • ▶️ Nothing like a fancy suit for a special occasion.
  • ▶️ You do know why they call him Tiny don't you?
  • ▶️ You just keep right on telling that invisible tree what to do.
  • ▶️ There's more than one way to swing an axe.
  • ▶️ Want someone to knock you into next week, here's your fella.
  • ▶️ u Ever get punched by an amphibious mammal? Terrible feeling.
  • ▶️ u Ever get punched by an aquatic mammal? Terrible feeling.
  • ▶️ Seems playing with fire ain't taboo wherever he's from.
  • ▶️ You will address him as Mister Lord, or else.
  • ▶️ The dead ain't got to worry about this fella. Everybody else does.
  • ▶️ Ain't a beast more savage than this in all the Wild Unknown.
  • ▶️ Now that's the strangest Mancer I ever seen.
  • ▶️ What's got four eyes, wings, and a gut full of poison? Bingo.
  • ▶️ There a word for fear of gargoyles? Well there ought to be.
  • ▶️ Well if you were a spirit you'd be pretty sore about it too.
  • ▶️ He's smart, literate, well dressed… what's not to like?
  • ▶️ They're gonna need a real doctor after this fella's through.
  • ▶️ This little fella gives new meaning to the term pest problem.
  • ▶️ Hey what's that little glowy ball? Famous last words.
  • ▶️ You don't get to be Wraith King without cracking a few skulls.
  • ▶️ The king is dead. Long live the king.
  • ▶️ u Ain't that the biggest baddest bag of bones you ever seen.
  • ▶️ All the good ones are hard to catch ain't they.
  • ▶️ Oh that ain't yours truly. Honest mistake, happens all the time.

Time before battle
10% chance

  • ▶️ r Might want to take a deep breath right about now.

10% chance, spectators only

Battle begins
50% chance

When own team consists of 5 carries

  • ▶️ r You can't all be the star player but y'all can try.

When own team has no supports

  • ▶️ r Nobody likes to play support, yet everybody likes to win.

First blood
50% chance, you victory

Ancient under attack
20% chance

20% chance, spectators only

Victory
50% chance, you victory

50% chance, enemy victory

Positive
50% chance

Negative
50% chance

Negative ongoing
50% chance