| Bastion Announcer Pack | ||
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Rarity: Mythical
Slot: Announcer Pack | ||
This pack replaces the Default announcer and Mega-Kills announcer with the euphemistic keen-eyed wisdom of Bastion's narrator, also known as Rucks. | ||
Created By
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Released
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Origin
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| Bastion Announcer Pack | ||
| Announcer: Bastion Mega-Kills: Bastion |
Set Items
Welcome
50% chance, only for All Pick, Least Played, Limited Heroes and Mid Only
- ▶️ Why hello, hello. followup
- ▶️ Crack your knuckles and get comfortable. followup
- ▶️ u Hrm, must have taken a wrong turn…
- ▶️ Well look who's back. followup
- ▶️ Good to have you back. followup
- ▶️ Ready for some more of this Doter thing? followup
- ▶️ u This here's Doter.
- ▶️ u Welcome to Doter.
15% chance, only for the same modes as above, during certain daytimes
- ▶️ Morning, Sunshine! followup
- ▶️ Why good afternoon there. followup
- ▶️ Well good evening to you. followup
- ▶️ Good gracious, you know how late it is? followup
Game mode
All Pick
- ▶️ r Pick any of these fellas.
- ▶️ r Take your pick.
- ▶️ r Decisions, decisions…
- ▶️ r Do what you have to do.
All Random
- ▶️ r Sometimes you don't get to choose.
Captain's Draft
Captain's Mode
- ▶️ r Captains mode.
Deathmatch
Easy Mode
Frostivus
- ▶️ u Have yourself a fest of Frostivus.
Least Played
- ▶️ r Decisions, decisions… 2/5 times
- ▶️ r Get to know these fellas.
- ▶️ r Time to get acquainted.
- ▶️ r Practice makes perfect.
Limited Heroes
Mid Only
- ▶️ r Mid only. May the best Mid win.
Random Draft
Reverse Captain's Mode
- ▶️ r Captain's mode. In reverse!
Single Draft
Other Modes
One vs One and other possible future modes
Drafting
Picking
Banning
- ▶️ Ban somebody.
- ▶️ Time to ban.
- ▶️ u Last ban.
- ▶️ Their ban.
- ▶️ They get to ban now.
- ▶️ u Their last ban.
- ▶️ Radiant's ban.
- ▶️ Dire's ban.
Time left to pick
- ▶️ Ten seconds to go.
- ▶️ Five seconds.
- ▶️ Reserve time.
- ▶️ u You're using Reserve Time.
- ▶️ u Extra time.
- ▶️ u You're using Extra Time.
Draft end
- ▶️ Who's it going to be?
- ▶️ Time to pick some of these folks.
- ▶️ Take your pick.
- ▶️ Well it's something. followup
- ▶️ Team's all set. followup
- ▶️ Now that's a team. followup
- ▶️ u Radiant's ready.
- ▶️ u Dire's done.
Swapping hero
- ▶️ u Tit for tat.
Picking specific heroes
50% chance
- ▶️
Ancient Apparition followup - ▶️
Abaddon followup - ▶️
Alchemist followup - ▶️
Anti-Mage followup - ▶️
u Zet - ▶️
r Arc Warden followup - ▶️
Winter Wyvern followup - ▶️
u Winter Wyvern - ▶️
u Auroth - ▶️
Axe followup - ▶️
Bane followup - ▶️
Batrider followup - ▶️
Beastmaster followup - ▶️
Bloodseeker followup - ▶️
Bounty Hunter followup - ▶️
Brewmaster followup - ▶️
Bristleback followup - ▶️
u Bristlebog - ▶️
Broodmother followup - ▶️
u Centaur - ▶️
Centaur Warrunner followup - ▶️
Chaos Knight followup - ▶️
Chen followup - ▶️
Clinkz followup - ▶️
Clockwerk followup - ▶️
Crystal Maiden followup - ▶️
Dark Seer followup - ▶️
Dazzle followup - ▶️
Disruptor followup - ▶️
Dragon Knight followup - ▶️
Doom followup - ▶️
u Doombringer - ▶️
Death Prophet followup - ▶️
Drow Ranger followup - ▶️
Earth Spirit followup - ▶️
Ember Spirit followup - ▶️
Enchantress followup - ▶️
Enigma followup - ▶️
Earthshaker followup - ▶️
Elder Titan followup - ▶️
u Chieftain - ▶️
u Tribal Chieftain - ▶️
u Tribal Chief - ▶️
Faceless Void followup - ▶️
Timbersaw followup - ▶️
u Goblin Shredder - ▶️
Gyrocopter followup - ▶️
Huskar followup - ▶️
Invoker followup - ▶️
Jakiro followup - ▶️
Juggernaut followup - ▶️
Keeper of the Light followup - ▶️
Kunkka followup - ▶️
Legion Commander followup - ▶️
Leshrac followup - ▶️
Lich followup - ▶️
Lifestealer followup - ▶️
Lina followup - ▶️
Lion followup - ▶️
Lone Druid followup - ▶️
Luna followup - ▶️
Lycan followup - ▶️
Magnus followup - ▶️
Medusa followup - ▶️
Meepo followup - ▶️
Mirana followup - ▶️
Morphling followup - ▶️
Naga Siren followup - ▶️
Necrophos followup - ▶️
u Necrolyte - ▶️
Nature's Prophet followup - ▶️
Night Stalker followup - ▶️
Nyx Assassin followup - ▶️
Outworld Devourer followup - ▶️
Ogre Magi followup - ▶️
Omniknight followup - ▶️
Oracle followup - ▶️
Phantom Assassin followup - ▶️
Phoenix followup - ▶️
Phantom Lancer followup - ▶️
Puck followup - ▶️
Pudge followup - ▶️
Pugna followup - ▶️
Queen of Pain followup - ▶️
Razor followup - ▶️
Riki followup - ▶️
Rubick followup - ▶️
Sand King followup - ▶️
Shadow Demon followup - ▶️
Shadow Fiend followup - ▶️
Shadow Shaman followup - ▶️
Silencer followup - ▶️
u Skywrath - ▶️
Skywrath Mage followup - ▶️
Slardar followup - ▶️
Slark followup - ▶️
Sniper followup - ▶️
Terrorblade followup - ▶️
u Soul Keeper - ▶️
Spectre followup - ▶️
Spirit Breaker followup - ▶️
Storm Spirit followup - ▶️
Sven followup - ▶️
Templar Assassin followup - ▶️
Techies followup - ▶️
Tidehunter followup - ▶️
Tinker followup - ▶️
Tiny followup - ▶️
Treant Protector followup - ▶️
Troll Warlord followup - ▶️
Tusk followup - ▶️
u Tuskarr - ▶️
Abyssal Underlord followup - ▶️
u Pit Lord - ▶️
u Pyre Lord - ▶️
Undying followup - ▶️
Ursa followup - ▶️
Venomancer followup - ▶️
Viper followup - ▶️
Visage followup - ▶️
Vengeful Spirit followup - ▶️
Warlock followup - ▶️
Witch Doctor followup - ▶️
Weaver followup - ▶️
Wisp followup - ▶️
Wraith King followup - ▶️
u Skeleton King - ▶️
Windranger followup - ▶️
Zeus followup
3% chance
- ▶️ r
Now who's this. - ▶️ r
Ain't so good with names. - ▶️ r
Some old Windbag. - ▶️ r
Ain't familiar with this one.
Beginning battle
Entering battle
Time before battle
- ▶️ Thirty seconds to go. followup
- ▶️ Thirty seconds to showtime. followup
- ▶️ Ten seconds to go.
- ▶️ Ten seconds.
Battle begins
- ▶️ And away we go. followup
- ▶️ The game is on. followup
- ▶️ And, here we go. followup
- ▶️ And they're off. followup
Kills
First Blood
- ▶️ That's a first blood! followup
- ▶️ First blood folks! followup
- ▶️ No use crying over spilt blood. followup
Double Kill
- ▶️ Two down!
Triple Kill
- ▶️ Three down!
Ultra Kill
- ▶️ Four down!
Rampage
- ▶️ 10 And down they all go!
Killing Spree
Dominating
- ▶️ That's four in a row.
Mega Kill
- ▶️ Five in a row.
Unstoppable
- ▶️ Six in a row!
Wicked Sick
- ▶️ Seven in a row!
Monster Kill
- ▶️ Eight in a row!
Godlike
- ▶️ Nine in a row?
Holy Shit
- ▶️ Guess that's ten in a row.
- ▶️ Wait how many is that now?
- ▶️ Think I lost count.
- ▶️ Let's just say it's a winning streak.
- ▶️ That, like, fifteen in a row?
- ▶️ Who knows how many that was.
- ▶️ Uh how many was that?
- ▶️ Look I said I lost count.
- ▶️ Seriously I lost count.
- ▶️ No idea how many that was.
20 kills streak
- ▶️ Twenty in a row. Yeah that's right.
Ownage
- ▶️ 10 How about that!
Team Wipe
Your team
- ▶️ Well… that could have gone better.
- ▶️ Got to hand it to them for that one.
- ▶️ Guess they ain't going easy on you.
Enemy team
For spectators
- ▶️ The Radiant are out of commission.
- ▶️ There go the Dire, all of them.
- ▶️ Got to hand it to them for that one.
- ▶️ So much for them.
- ▶️ Wiped the floor with them.
Team announcements
| Your | Radiant | Dire | Enemy | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Courier killed |
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| Roshan killed |
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| Structure under attack |
Top tower
Middle tower
Bottom tower
Top barracks
Middle barracks
Bottom barracks
The Ancient
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Top tower
Middle tower
Bottom tower
Top barracks
Middle barracks
Bottom barracks
The Ancient
|
Top tower
Middle tower
Bottom tower
Top barracks
Middle barracks
Bottom barracks
The Ancient
|
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| Structure fallen |
Top tower
Middle tower
Bottom tower
Top barracks
Middle barracks
Bottom barracks |
Top tower
Middle tower
Bottom tower
Top barracks
Middle barracks
Bottom barracks |
Top tower Middle tower
Bottom tower
Top barracks
Middle barracks
Bottom barracks |
Top tower
Middle tower
Bottom tower
Top barracks
Middle barracks
Bottom barracks |
| Structure denied |
Top tower
Middle tower
Bottom tower |
Top tower
Middle tower
Bottom tower |
Top tower
Middle tower
Bottom tower |
Top tower
Middle tower
Bottom tower |
| Structures fortified |
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| Megacreeps |
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| Victory |
Respawning
25% chance
- ▶️ r Just a little setback.
- ▶️ r You ain't done.
- ▶️ r Go on Kid.
- ▶️ r Dying's just a part of living.
- ▶️ r Good luck out there.
- ▶️ r Go get 'em.
Lane missing
- ▶️ u It's gone awful quiet…
- ▶️ u They're all missing.
- ▶️ u Gone awful quiet.
- ▶️ u Hey, where'd everybody go?
- ▶️ u Care now. They're all missing.
- ▶️ u All of em gone missing.
- ▶️ u Bottom's missing.
- ▶️ u Bottom lane's emptied out.
- ▶️ u Missing. Bottom lane.
- ▶️ u Bottom lane's gone quiet.
- ▶️ u Bottom lane's missing.
- ▶️ u Mid's missing.
- ▶️ u Care now. Middle's missing.
- ▶️ u Take care. Mid's missing.
- ▶️ u Mid's gone off somewhere.
- ▶️ u Middle is missing.
- ▶️ u Top's gone missing.
- ▶️ u Top's missing.
- ▶️ u They gone missing up top.
- ▶️ u Top lane's missing.
- ▶️ u They're missing up top.
Periods with no action
- ▶️ u First blood…! Ah I'm just fooling.
15% chance
- ▶️ r Both teams biding their time…
- ▶️ r Ain't seen this many trees in a long time.
- ▶️ r Got a feeling things are going to pick up real soon.
25% chance, only during late game
10% chance, spectators only
- ▶️ r Enjoying the show so far?
Responding to chat
Cursing
- ▶️ u Proper story don't contain that sort of language.
- ▶️ u Come on now.
- ▶️ u Kids these days.
- ▶️ u You kiss your mama with that mouth?
"Gg"
- ▶️ u Come on this ain't over.
"Mid or feed"
- ▶️ u Mid or I feed. I got no idea what any of this means.
"Glhf"
25% chance
"Bastion"
5% chance
"Noob"
5% chance
"Jungle"
15% chance
"B"
15% chance
Disconnecting/reconnecting
Disconnecting
50% chance
- ▶️ r Someone's dropped out like a Kid in school.
- ▶️ r Looks like we lost one.
- ▶️ r Someone's having technical difficulties.
Reconnecting
50% chance
Quitting game
25% chance
Pausing
- ▶️ u Time out.
50% chance
- ▶️ 120 All right carry on.
Purchasing specific items
50% chance
- ▶️
d r Special delivery. - ▶️
d r That's a fine looking animal. - ▶️
d r That'll help you keep an eye on things. - ▶️
d r Can't get enough of those things. - ▶️
d r Let's see them try those parlor tricks now. - ▶️
d r Sometimes you just need a drink. - ▶️
d r Better not drop that thing. - ▶️
d r That ought to help with those sneaks. - ▶️
d r Time for a little snooping around.
Specific events
Enabling Bastion announcer
- ▶️ u Much obliged.
Dying to neutral creeps
- ▶️ d r What a way to go…
Enemy dies at Fountain
25% chance
- ▶️ d r Now that was cold.
Drawing on the minimap
50% chance
- ▶️ r What's with all the scribbling.
First night with Night Stalker
Bottling a rune
- ▶️ u Best save them glowy things for a special occasion.
Attempting early Roshan
- ▶️ u Good luck with that…
Full teamfight begins
Unclassified
- ▶️ u Find an Iron Branch? Plant it.
- ▶️ u Find a Poor Man's Shield? Plant it.
- ▶️ u Find a Bracer? Plant it.
- ▶️ u Find a Monkey King Bar? Plant it.
- ▶️ u That good-for-nothing Cave Johnson put me up to this. Again.
Followups
Welcome
All Pick
Least Played
Limited Heroes
Mid Only
- ▶️ r Mid only. May the best Mid win.
Draft end
- ▶️ Who's it going to be?
- ▶️ Time to pick some of these folks.
- ▶️ Take your pick.
- ▶️ Let's see what they can do.
Specific hero pick
- ▶️
Even I ain't as old as this fella. - ▶️
We're all living on borrowed time. Guess who's the lender. - ▶️
You know punching folks ain't necessary to turn lead into gold…. - ▶️
Me, I happen to be pro-mage. - ▶️
r They'll be seeing double once this fella's through with them. - ▶️
Hope they remembered to bring warm clothes… - ▶️
Got to admire a fella who cuts straight to the point. - ▶️
Who knows where this fella comes from… - ▶️
Can't fault a man for riding a bat. - ▶️
Looks like a man come straight from the Wilds. - ▶️
No use playing hide-and-seek with this one. - ▶️
Wonder how much I'm worth to this fella… - ▶️
Fresh from the Distillery no doubt. - ▶️
This fella's about as huggable as a stabweed. - ▶️
Nice set of legs on that mama. - ▶️
Half man, half beast, all trouble. - ▶️
Why beat a dead horse when you could ride one? - ▶️
Want to attract a bunch of creeps, here's your man. - ▶️
Don't blink or those old bones will get you. - ▶️
Best not trifle with a man made of metal. - ▶️
Gal could break your heart in a thousand pieces. - ▶️
Don't advise challenging this fella to a foot race. - ▶️
Who's pink and has the cure for death? This fella. - ▶️
Hope the other fellas remembered to pack umbrellas. - ▶️
Never trust a man who can turn into a lizard. - ▶️
Wait did anybody remember to bring the doom? Oh good. - ▶️
Think she's a handful, wait til you meet her sisters. - ▶️
This one's the very definition of a straight shooter. - ▶️
Talk about getting stuck between a rock and a hard place. - ▶️
Ain't nothing can't be burned. Just ask this fella. - ▶️
Oh this gal ain't as dainty as she looks. - ▶️
Watch this fella long enough, it's like watching the stars. - ▶️
Seen a lot of Windbags but this one's something else. - ▶️
Looks like a Windbag to me… - ▶️
Always wondered where mountains come from. Thanks fella. - ▶️
Best show some respect to your elders. - ▶️
u Get the feeling his ain't the friendliest tribe. - ▶️
Good thing this ain't a staring contest. - ▶️
Think he's certified to use all them tools? - ▶️
Think he's certified to use all that gear? - ▶️
Know any weeds need whackin'? That's your fella. - ▶️
Wait they let you bring flying machines to this thing? - ▶️
Some fellas just don't know the meaning of pain. - ▶️
Fancy-looking fella's got a parlor trick for every occasion. - ▶️
What's worse than a flying lizard with one head…? You got it. - ▶️
Fella knows his way around a blade all right. - ▶️
Keep on keeping on, Old Timer. - ▶️
What's a sea captain doing on land? Making trouble that's what. - ▶️
Nothing like an old fashioned duel to settle one's differences. - ▶️
And all the towers cross the land cried out in unison. - ▶️
Deep down he feels bad for sacrificing all them creeps I bet. - ▶️
Now here's a face only a mother could love. - ▶️
No need to be modest if you can shoot flames from your fingertips. - ▶️
Any fella knows the old Finger of Death is all right by me. - ▶️
Leaving this fella lone for too long can be a costly mistake. - ▶️
Wouldn't go taking any moonlit strolls with this gal lurking about. - ▶️
Don't you wish you could be your own best friend like this fella? - ▶️
He'll be hoofing it all the way to the other fellas' Ancient. - ▶️
Next time you're having a bad hair day, remember this gal. - ▶️
Where there's one of these little fellas, there's always more. - ▶️
Shooting straight's hard enough, much less from the back of a cat. - ▶️
Next time you want a cool drink of water, you better think twice. - ▶️
This gal sure knows how to carry a tune. - ▶️
Can't stand being around this fella for too long. - ▶️
I count myself a tree-fearing man thanks to this fella. - ▶️
The night life around here's about to take a turn for the worse. - ▶️
You know what they say, can't squash a bug wearing armor. - ▶️
We all wish we could fly on wings of stone. - ▶️
Two half-wits make a full wit, don't they? - ▶️
You can always count on a fella with an oversized hammer. - ▶️
He knows your fate and it ain't pretty. - ▶️
Now you see her, now she's split you open like a ripe vineapple. - ▶️
Takes a special bird what won't cook no matter how it burns. - ▶️
Nothing can't be solved with an army of pike-wielding cat-folks. - ▶️
Cute little fella ain't he…? She. Whatever. - ▶️
If he invites you over for dinner, trust me, don't do it. - ▶️
Bad idea spouting off spells all willy-nilly round this fella. - ▶️
You don't want to get on her bad side. Do you…? - ▶️
Like lightning in a bottle. Now to break it open… - ▶️
Everybody's got to watch their backs with him around. - ▶️
Well that's a nice trick, think I'll take it, he says. - ▶️
You don't need a crown if you rule underground. - ▶️
Why settle for some two-bit lesser demon when there's this fella? - ▶️
Hankering for some mortal souls? Well so is this fella. - ▶️
Hold on, I got to change into a harmless critter for a second. - ▶️
When things are getting boisterous, you know who to call. - ▶️
Don't have a tangle with a fella with wings. - ▶️
Fella swam all the way up from the bottom of the sea for this. - ▶️
One more reason I won't be ordering seafood these days… - ▶️
If a man can swim in the sea, only fair a fish can walk on the land. - ▶️
Don't suppose he's got registration for that genuine Army Carbine? - ▶️
We've all got our demons, but he knows how to let them loose. - ▶️
We all have ghosts we can't forget. This gal makes sure of it. - ▶️
As mean old godlike bulls go, this one ain't bad. - ▶️
Thunder and lightning got nothing on this crazy fella. - ▶️
Don't underestimate a man who can shoot his fist like a pistol. - ▶️
Traps may not be the most sporting thing, but whatever works. - ▶️
Time to blow some stuff up to Mother on high. - ▶️
There's always a bigger fish out there, unless you're this fella. - ▶️
Nothing like a fancy suit for a special occasion. - ▶️
You do know why they call him Tiny don't you? - ▶️
You just keep right on telling that invisible tree what to do. - ▶️
There's more than one way to swing an axe. - ▶️
Want someone to knock you into next week, here's your fella. - ▶️
u Ever get punched by an amphibious mammal? Terrible feeling. - ▶️
u Ever get punched by an aquatic mammal? Terrible feeling. - ▶️
Seems playing with fire ain't taboo wherever he's from. - ▶️
You will address him as Mister Lord, or else. - ▶️
The dead ain't got to worry about this fella. Everybody else does. - ▶️
Ain't a beast more savage than this in all the Wild Unknown. - ▶️
Now that's the strangest Mancer I ever seen. - ▶️
What's got four eyes, wings, and a gut full of poison? Bingo. - ▶️
There a word for fear of gargoyles? Well there ought to be. - ▶️
Well if you were a spirit you'd be pretty sore about it too. - ▶️
He's smart, literate, well dressed… what's not to like? - ▶️
They're gonna need a real doctor after this fella's through. - ▶️
This little fella gives new meaning to the term pest problem. - ▶️
Hey what's that little glowy ball? Famous last words. - ▶️
You don't get to be Wraith King without cracking a few skulls. - ▶️
The king is dead. Long live the king. - ▶️
u Ain't that the biggest baddest bag of bones you ever seen. - ▶️
All the good ones are hard to catch ain't they. - ▶️
Oh that ain't yours truly. Honest mistake, happens all the time.
Time before battle
10% chance
- ▶️ r Might want to take a deep breath right about now.
10% chance, spectators only
- ▶️ r Waiting's a drag ain't it?
Battle begins
50% chance
- ▶️ r Radiant on one side, Dire on the other.
- ▶️ r No more bets please.
- ▶️ u Look at them run.
- ▶️ r High hopes for this one.
- ▶️ r Got a feeling this is going to be good.
When own team consists of 5 carries
- ▶️ r You can't all be the star player but y'all can try.
When own team has no supports
- ▶️ r Nobody likes to play support, yet everybody likes to win.
First blood
50% chance, you victory
- ▶️ So much for diplomacy.
- ▶️ First time for everything.
- ▶️ Had to happen.
- ▶️ Was only a matter of time.
- ▶️ Ouch.
Ancient under attack
20% chance
20% chance, spectators only
- ▶️ r Is this it?
- ▶️ r They're going to need a miracle.
- ▶️ r Hate to be in their shoes.
- ▶️ r Too bad for them.
Victory
50% chance, you victory
- ▶️ You done good.
- ▶️ That was some fine work.
- ▶️ u Way to turn it around.
- ▶️ u Wasn't even close.
- ▶️ u That's one for the history books.
- ▶️ u Close call.
50% chance, enemy victory
- ▶️ Well you can't win them all.
- ▶️ Better luck in the next one.
- ▶️ u Thought you had them there for a while.
- ▶️ u That must have hurt.
- ▶️ u Almost had them too.
Positive
50% chance
- ▶️ That's the way.
- ▶️ Now that was something.
- ▶️ That'll show them.
- ▶️ That ought to put a scare in them.
- ▶️ Well that could have gone worse.
- ▶️ They won't soon forget this.
- ▶️ They must be plenty sore.
- ▶️ Way to stick it to them.
- ▶️ They'll feel that in the morning.
- ▶️ Showed them but good.
- ▶️ Think they get the picture?
- ▶️ Ain't that a sight.
- ▶️ Just like that.
- ▶️ Hah.
- ▶️ No punches pulled.
- ▶️ Real nice.
Negative
50% chance
- ▶️ Tough luck.
- ▶️ Eh keep your chin up.
- ▶️ Well shoot.
- ▶️ Damnation.
- ▶️ Don't let it get to you.
- ▶️ What can you do.
- ▶️ Ah well.
- ▶️ Can't win them all.
- ▶️ There's always next time.
- ▶️ That was bad.
- ▶️ Sorry folks.
- ▶️ Just ain't your day.
- ▶️ Suppose they just got lucky?
- ▶️ Well that's unfortunate.
- ▶️ Let's forget that ever happened.
- ▶️ Wish there was better news.
Negative ongoing
50% chance
- ▶️ Ah well…
- ▶️ Oh Mother.
- ▶️ u Tarnation.
- ▶️ Think the Gods are going to help?
- ▶️ This ought to be good.
- ▶️ Let's just say things are getting a little uncomfortable.
- ▶️ Well ain't this a treat.
- ▶️ A fine mess we got here.
- ▶️ Good luck getting out of this.
- ▶️ It's a troublesome scene to be sure.
- ▶️ Well good luck.
- ▶️ Hate to say it.
- ▶️ Heavy ain't it?
- ▶️ This ain't going to end well will it?
- ▶️ Just hang on tight.
- ▶️ Ain't this a treat.
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