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Your
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Radiant
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Dire
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Enemy
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Courier killed
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- ▶️ u There fell Stumpy, sad to say. Axe made Stumpy what he is today!
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- ▶️ Radiant's courier has been slain. followup
- ▶️ Radiant's courier has been slain.
- ▶️ Axe sheds a tear for Radiant's courier. Metaphorically speaking. Axe does not actually cry.
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- ▶️ Dire's courier has been slain. followup
- ▶️ Dire's courier has been slain.
- ▶️ Axe's heart goes out to Dire's courier.
- ▶️ Dire's courier shall carry no more.
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Roshan killed
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- ▶️ Roshan has fallen to the Radiant! followup
- ▶️ Roshan has fallen to the Radiant! followup
- ▶️ The Radiant dislike Roshan very much.
- ▶️ The Radiant now pick through Roshan's bones for shiny objects.
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- ▶️ Roshan has fallen to the Dire! followup
- ▶️ Roshan has fallen to the Dire! followup
- ▶️ Axe is impressed. Roshan was a worthy foe.
- ▶️ The Dire have cut Roshan down into little pieces.
- ▶️ Roshan and the Dire never did get along.
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Structure under attack
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Top tower
- ▶️ 7 Your top tower is under attack.
- ▶️ 7 Your top tower is under attack.
- ▶️ 7 Your top tower is being hacked to pieces.
Middle tower
- ▶️ 7 Your middle tower is under attack.
- ▶️ 7 Your middle tower is under attack.
- ▶️ 7 The enemy has a bone to pick with our middle tower.
Bottom tower
- ▶️ 7 Your bottom tower is under attack.
- ▶️ 7 Your bottom tower is under attack.
- ▶️ 7 Axe is glad that your bottom tower is not Axe's problem.
Top barracks
- ▶️ Your top barracks are under attack.
- ▶️ 10 Your top barracks are under attack. followup
- ▶️ Axe wishes Axe could defend your top rax.
Middle barracks
- ▶️ Your middle barracks are under attack.
- ▶️ 10 Your middle barracks are under attack. followup
- ▶️ Explain to Axe, why are your middle barracks standing there undefended?
Bottom barracks
- ▶️ Your bottom barracks are under attack.
- ▶️ 10 Your bottom barracks are under attack. followup
- ▶️ Your peacenik bottom barracks refuse to defend themselves.
The Ancient
- ▶️ 6 Your ancient is under attack.
- ▶️ 6 Your ancient is under attack.
- ▶️ 6 Listen to Axe: Your ancient needs protection.
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Top tower
- ▶️ 10 Radiant's top tower is under attack.
- ▶️ 10 Radiant's top tower is under attack.
- ▶️ 10 Axe observes carnage underway at Radiant's top tower.
Middle tower
- ▶️ 10 Radiant's middle tower is under attack.
- ▶️ 10 Radiant's middle tower is under attack.
- ▶️ 10 The red mist spreads at Radiant's middle tower.
Bottom tower
- ▶️ 10 Radiant's bottom tower is under attack.
- ▶️ 10 Radiant's bottom tower is under attack.
- ▶️ 10 War has come to Radiant's bottom tower.
Top barracks
- ▶️ 10 Radiant's top barracks are under attack.
- ▶️ 10 Radiant's top barracks are under attack. followup
- ▶️ 10 Helpless sounds of begging are coming from Radiant's top barracks.
Middle barracks
- ▶️ 10 Radiant's middle barracks are under attack.
- ▶️ 10 Radiant's middle barracks are under attack. followup
- ▶️ 10 Axe would never whine like Radiant's middle barracks.
Bottom barracks
- ▶️ 10 Radiant's bottom barracks are under attack.
- ▶️ 10 Radiant's bottom barracks are under attack. followup
- ▶️ 10 Radiant's bottom barracks are bearing up stoically in the face of an assault.
- ▶️ 10 Radiant's bottom barracks are begging for their lives.
The Ancient
- ▶️ 8 Radiant's ancient is under attack.
- ▶️ 8 Radiant's ancient is under attack.
- ▶️ 8 Axe cannot help but notice that Radiant's ancient is under attack.
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Top tower
- ▶️ 10 Dire's top tower is under attack.
- ▶️ 10 Dire's top tower is under attack.
- ▶️ 10 Much like cordwood before Axe's axe, Dire's top tower is under attax.
Middle tower
- ▶️ 10 Dire's middle tower is under attack.
- ▶️ 10 Dire's middle tower is under attack.
- ▶️ 10 Dire's middle tower is not what it used to be, that is for certain.
Bottom tower
- ▶️ 10 Dire's bottom tower is under attack.
- ▶️ 10 Dire's bottom tower is under attack.
- ▶️ 10 Dire's bottom tower is taking many wounds.
Top barracks
- ▶️ 10 Dire's top barracks are under attack.
- ▶️ 10 Dire's top barracks are under attack. followup
- ▶️ 10 Dire's top barracks are learning the business of war.
Middle barracks
- ▶️ 10 Dire's middle barracks are under attack.
- ▶️ 10 Dire's middle barracks are under attack. followup
- ▶️ 10 War has been declared on Dire's middle barracks.
Bottom barracks
- ▶️ 10 Dire's bottom barracks are under attack.
- ▶️ 10 Dire's bottom barracks are under attack. followup
- ▶️ 10 Like many a barrack before it, Dire's bottom barracks are under attack.
The Ancient
- ▶️ 8 Dire's ancient is under attack.
- ▶️ 8 Dire's ancient is under attack.
- ▶️ 8 Axe speaks true: Dire's Ancient is under attack.
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Structure fallen
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Top tower
- ▶️ Your top tower has fallen.
- ▶️ Your top tower has fallen. followup
- ▶️ Much like Axe's opinion of you, your top tower has fallen.
Middle tower
- ▶️ Your middle tower has fallen.
- ▶️ Your middle tower has fallen. followup
- ▶️ Axe would shed a tear for your middle tower, but Axe does not cry.
Bottom tower
- ▶️ Your bottom tower has fallen.
- ▶️ Your bottom tower has fallen. followup
- ▶️ Axe has seen ruins that look better than your bottom tower.
Top barracks
- ▶️ Your top barracks have fallen.
- ▶️ Your top barracks have fallen. followup
- ▶️ Your top barracks have failed you. Curse your top barracks.
- ▶️ Look at your rax. Now look at Axe. Only one of us is still standing.
Middle barracks
Bottom barracks
- ▶️ Your bottom barracks have fallen.
- ▶️ Your bottom barracks have fallen. followup
- ▶️ Your bottom barracks died badly.
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Top tower
- ▶️ Radiant's top tower has fallen.
- ▶️ Radiant's top tower has fallen. followup
- ▶️ Radian'ts top tower has fallen. If Axe was a tower, he would never fall.
Middle tower
- ▶️ Radiant's middle tower has fallen.
- ▶️ Radiant's middle tower has fallen. followup
- ▶️ As Radiant's middle tower falls, Axe's middle finger rises.
Bottom tower
- ▶️ Radiant's bottom tower has fallen.
- ▶️ Radiant's bottom tower has fallen. followup
- ▶️ Radiant's bottom tower has been laid low.
Top barracks
- ▶️ Radiant's top barracks have fallen.
- ▶️ Radiant's top barracks have fallen. followup
- ▶️ No more top barracks for the Radiant.
Middle barracks
- ▶️ Radiant's middle barracks have fallen.
- ▶️ Radiant's middle barracks have fallen. followup
- ▶️ Radiant's middle barracks have fallen. Pity. They were nice racks.
Bottom barracks
- ▶️ Radiant's bottom barracks have fallen.
- ▶️ Radiant's bottom barracks have fallen. followup
- ▶️ Not to pick sides, but Axe's favorite Radiant bottom barracks have fallen. Aw.
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Top tower
- ▶️ Dire's top tower has fallen.
- ▶️ Dire's top tower has fallen. followup
- ▶️ Heaven or Hell, Dire's top tower is in one of them.
Middle tower
- ▶️ Dire's middle tower has fallen.
- ▶️ Dire's middle tower has fallen. followup
- ▶️ If Dire's middle tower was worth a damn, it would still be standing.
Bottom tower
- ▶️ Dire's bottom tower has fallen.
- ▶️ Dire's bottom tower has fallen. followup
- ▶️ Dire's bottom tower is facedown in the dirt.
- ▶️ Radiant found the weakness in Dire's bottom tower: It turns out if you hit it enough, it will fall.
Top barracks
- ▶️ Dire's top barracks have fallen.
- ▶️ Dire's top barracks have fallen. followup
- ▶️ Like Axe, Dire's top barracks have learned the hard way that life is unfair.
Middle barracks
- ▶️ Dire's middle barracks have fallen.
- ▶️ Dire's middle barracks have fallen. followup
- ▶️ Unlike Axe, ever, Dire's middle barracks have fallen.
Bottom barracks
- ▶️ Dire's bottom barracks have fallen.
- ▶️ Dire's bottom barracks have fallen. followup
- ▶️ If Axe was a barracks, he would never fall like Dire's bottom. Barracks.
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Top tower
- ▶️ The enemy's top tower has fallen.
- ▶️ The enemy's top tower has fallen. followup
- ▶️ The enemy's top tower has capitulated to superior force. Axe brought his thesaurus! Ha ha!
Middle tower
- ▶️ The enemy's middle tower has fallen.
- ▶️ The enemy's middle tower has fallen. followup
- ▶️ The enemy's middle tower has surrendered. To gravity.
Bottom tower
- ▶️ The enemy's bottom tower has fallen.
- ▶️ The enemy's bottom tower has fallen. followup
- ▶️ You broke the enemy's bottom tower. Axe approves!
Top barracks
- ▶️ The enemy's top barracks have fallen.
- ▶️ The enemy's top barracks have fallen. followup
- ▶️ The enemy's top barracks have been abolished.
Middle barracks
- ▶️ The enemy's middle barracks have fallen.
- ▶️ The enemy's middle barracks have fallen. followup
- ▶️ The enemy's middle barracks make a nice pile of rubble.
Bottom barracks
- ▶️ The enemy's bottom barracks have fallen.
- ▶️ The enemy's bottom barracks have fallen. followup
- ▶️ The enemy has had their bottom barracks handed to them.
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Structure denied
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Top tower
- ▶️ Your top tower has been denied.
- ▶️ Your top tower has been denied. followup
- ▶️ You took an axe to your top tower? Why did you not ask Axe?
Middle tower
- ▶️ Your middle tower has been denied.
- ▶️ Your middle tower has been denied. followup
- ▶️ Your middle tower was savagely betrayed.
Bottom tower
- ▶️ Your bottom tower has been denied.
- ▶️ Your bottom tower has been denied. followup
- ▶️ Such bottom tower betrayal does not sit well with Axe.
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Top tower
- ▶️ Radiant's top tower has been denied.
- ▶️ Radiant's top tower has been denied.
- ▶️ Axe did NOT just see Radiant deny its top tower.
Middle tower
- ▶️ Radiant's middle tower has been denied.
- ▶️ Radiant's middle tower has been denied.
- ▶️ Axe could lie about Radiant denying its middle tower, but no one would believe Axe.
Bottom tower
- ▶️ Radiant's bottom tower has been denied.
- ▶️ Radiant's bottom tower has been denied.
- ▶️ Radiant has just won the battle to destroy its bottom tower.
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Top tower
- ▶️ Dire's top tower has been denied.
- ▶️ Dire's top tower has been denied.
- ▶️ As if to spite Axe, Dire has denied its top tower.
- ▶️ Dire's top tower has been denied. In days of yore we used to call that make-out tower. Aw.
Middle tower
- ▶️ Dire's middle tower has been denied.
- ▶️ Dire's middle tower has been denied.
- ▶️ Dire's middle tower has failed them for the last time.
- ▶️ Dire's middle tower has sacrificed itself. Apology accepted.
Bottom tower
- ▶️ Dire's bottom tower has been denied.
- ▶️ Dire's bottom tower has been denied.
- ▶️ Dire's bottom tower is a disappointment to the Dire no longer.
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Top tower
- ▶️ The enemy's top tower has been denied.
- ▶️ The enemy's top tower has been denied. followup
- ▶️ The enemy killed their own top tower. That is dedication.
Middle tower
- ▶️ The enemy's middle tower has been denied.
- ▶️ The enemy's middle tower has been denied. followup
- ▶️ Axe marks the spot where the enemy's middle tower was denied.
Bottom tower
- ▶️ The enemy's bottom tower has been denied.
- ▶️ The enemy's bottom tower has been denied. followup
- ▶️ It is a pathetic foe that denies its own bottom tower.
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Structures fortified
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- ▶️ Radiant's structures are fortified.
- ▶️ Puny Radiant hides behind their fortifications.
- ▶️ Radiant's towers are fortified. Just like Axe.
- ▶️ Radiant's structures are fortified with twelve important vitamins and minerals.
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- ▶️ Dire's structures are fortified.
- ▶️ Like Axe, the Dire's structures cannot be hurt.
- ▶️ Dire's structures can take all the hurt Radiant cares to heap upon it.
- ▶️ Dire's structures are fortified. Super, super fortified. Like, you can't even imagine.
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Megacreeps
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- ▶️ You now have megacreeps.
- ▶️ You now have megacreeps.
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- ▶️ The Radiant now have megacreeps.
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- ▶️ The Dire now have megacreeps.
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- ▶️ The enemy now has megacreeps.
- ▶️ The enemy now has megacreeps.
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Victory
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- ▶️ Radiant victory!
- ▶️ Axe proclaims a Radiant victory!
- ▶️ To the Radiant, the spoils… Say, does Axe get a cut?
- ▶️ u Axe could have won for the Radiant in half the time! Alone!
- ▶️ u Radiant Victory! Good thing Axe was there!
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- ▶️ Dire victory!
- ▶️ Axe awards the victory honors to the Dire!
- ▶️ Proving they are no hacks, Dire takes the day! Not that there is anything wrong with hacking.
- ▶️ u The Dire won without Axe? Impressive!
- ▶️ u Dire victory, thanks to Axe!
- ▶️ u Never underestimate the importance of Axe!
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- ▶️ u You were defeated? Axe wasn't with you. There was no way you could win.
- ▶️ u Defeated? Even with Axe? How?
- ▶️ u Well of course you lost. You stood against Axe!
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