Loadout
- ▶️ Alchemist!
- ▶️ Yeah, I'm here.
- ▶️ I'll be the catalyst!
- ▶️ Now we're cookin!
- ▶️ I'm feeling punchy.
- ▶️ You're the boss.
- ▶️ Better living through alchemy!
- ▶️ Alchemy is the future!
- ▶️ You point, I'll punch!
- ▶️ Easy now, this stuff is explosive!
- ▶️ Come take some punches.
- ▶️ My little friend wants a word with you.
Drafting
Picked
- ▶️ Alchemist!
Banned
- ▶️ Yehh.
Entering battle
- ▶️ Alchemist!
- ▶️ Yeah, I'm here.
- ▶️ I'll be the catalyst!
- ▶️ You can call me Al! He's the brains of the operation.
- ▶️ I'm the brains! And I'm the brawn!
- ▶️ u Admire the brawn! Thanks, brains!
Taunting
- ▶️ Hey little buddy, it's in the bag!
Beginning battle
Moving
6 seconds cooldown
- ▶️ Yes!
- ▶️ Yes!
- ▶️ Yep!
- ▶️ You got it!
- ▶️ Okey dokey!
- ▶️ Okay!
- ▶️ Yeah!
- ▶️ Yep!
- ▶️ Mixing it up!
- ▶️ Sounds like a plan.
- ▶️ Decanting!
- ▶️ Pour it on!
- ▶️ Let's go!
- ▶️ You heard him!
- ▶️ Stir it up!
- ▶️ Thataway!
- ▶️ Over there!
- ▶️ Watch your step!
- ▶️ Watch where you're going!
- ▶️ Easy now, this stuff is explosive!
- ▶️ Hey, you're making me spill!
- ▶️ Go go go!
- ▶️ Shake it!
- ▶️ Tiptoe now, you're shaking my brew!
- ▶️ Stop kicking me!
- ▶️ You're the boss.
- ▶️ Yeah, yeah.
- ▶️ I'm going, I'm going.
- ▶️ Come on, boss.
- ▶️ Okay, okay.
- ▶️ I heard you.
- ▶️ All right already.
- ▶️ Whatever you say.
- ▶️ Watch your heels.
- ▶️ Hm!
- ▶️ Huh!
- ▶️ Uh huh.
- ▶️ Heh.
- ▶️ Huh?
- ▶️ Mm hm.
- ▶️ Uh huh.
Attacking
6 seconds cooldown
- ▶️ Attack!
- ▶️ Giddy up!
- ▶️ Don't hold back!
- ▶️ We got this!
- ▶️ Now we're cookin!
- ▶️ Start reacting!
- ▶️ Here we come!
- ▶️ Here we come!
- ▶️ We're onto you!
- ▶️ Let's get em!
- ▶️ You drive for a while!
- ▶️ Formula racing!
- ▶️ You point, I'll punch!
- ▶️ I'll get right on them.
- ▶️ I always do your dirty work.
- ▶️ On it!
- ▶️ I'm feeling punchy.
- ▶️ Come take some punches.
- ▶️ Here we go!
Ordering a spell cast
Only when distance is at least 2x the cast range, 4 seconds cooldown
- ▶️ My little friend wants a word with you.
- ▶️ We got something special for you.
- ▶️ Got a fresh batch on the way.
Abilities
Acid Spray
On cast
- ▶️ Hold your nose!
- ▶️ Incoming!
- ▶️ Acid in the hole!
- ▶️ Fore!
- ▶️ Watch your head!
- ▶️ That stuff burns!
- ▶️ Toxic spill!
- ▶️ This'll eat up your armor.
- ▶️ I don't wanna walk in that.
- ▶️ That stuff stings.
- ▶️ Don't make me go there.
- ▶️ Do not go there!
Unstable Concoction
On cast
- ▶️ Cocktail time!
- ▶️ Shoulda been a mixologist!
- ▶️ Gotta get rid of this stuff!
- ▶️ Cocktails in five…
- ▶️ Cocktails for five!
- ▶️ Little bit of this, little bit of that.
- ▶️ Whoa whoa whoa whoa!
- ▶️ Look what's cookin!
- ▶️ It's heatin up!
1 second left to throw
- ▶️ Uh oh.
- ▶️ Look out!
- ▶️ What the---
- ▶️ Duck!
- ▶️ What're you waiting for?
- ▶️ Throw it!
- ▶️ Throw the damn thing!
Blowing up on self
- ▶️ Hey, watch my head!
- ▶️ Hey!
- ▶️ Ow!
- ▶️ Ow! That hurt!
- ▶️ Didn't you hear me telling you to throw it?
- ▶️ u Maybe you want to trade places?
- ▶️ u Next time maybe I can try throwing?
Killing enemy
50% chance
Unstable Concoction Throw
On cast, last second
Chemical Rage
On cast
- ▶️ Ha ha! Sic em!
- ▶️ Ha ha!
- ▶️ Down the hatch!
- ▶️ Open up!
- ▶️ Yee haw!
- ▶️ Woo hoo!
- ▶️ Woo hoo!
- ▶️ Knives out!
- ▶️ Go on, little buddy!
- ▶️ Pour it on!
- ▶️ Let em have it!
- ▶️ Knives akimbo!
- ▶️ Ogre battle!
- ▶️ u I can't believe I'm seeing this with my own eyes!
- ▶️ Mrrraaw!
- ▶️ Urrooor!
- ▶️ Rawwwr!
- ▶️ Mrrroar!
- ▶️ More!
- ▶️ More!
- ▶️ These are my blades!
- ▶️ Here I come!
- ▶️ Let me at em!
- ▶️ It's hacking time!
- ▶️ Hey, everybody!
- Infusing Aghanim's Scepter into an ally triggers their "thanks" response.
Leveling up
- ▶️ This stuff really works!
- ▶️ I've got the stuff!
- ▶️ Lead into gold!
- ▶️ That's what I call chemistry.
- ▶️ Better living through alchemy!
- ▶️ Ah ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Oh ho!
- ▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Ah ha!
- ▶️ You losing weight, boss?
- ▶️ Gonna punch a little harder.
- ▶️ I felt that too!
Killing an enemy
- ▶️ That was special for you.
- ▶️ That was genius!
- ▶️ It's all part of the formula.
- ▶️ You've been mixing with the wrong crowd.
- ▶️ That's comedy gold!
- ▶️ That's you distilled to your essence.
- ▶️ You could use more refinement.
- ▶️ Talk about overreacting.
- ▶️ You're melting, you're melting, ha ha!
- ▶️ Tell the ogre you're sorry.
- ▶️ Ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Ha ha!
- ▶️ Got one!
- ▶️ The boss said you had to go.
- ▶️ You want I should keep punching him, boss?
- ▶️ Aw, I was just getting started.
- ▶️ Was that one mine?
- ▶️ Ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Ha ha!
- ▶️ Ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Heh hee ha!
- ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Heh heh heh he he.
- ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Bah ha ha!
- ▶️ Ah ha!
- ▶️ Ha ha!
Killing a specific enemy
35% chance
- ▶️ Damn, was gonna ask Batrider if he wanted to trade mounts. Hey!
- ▶️ You don't think Pudge will mind if we salvage him for fluids, do ya?
- ▶️ Pudge, were you tapping methane? Yikes!
- ▶️ I always wondered what you'd get if you melted Apparition down.
- ▶️ All right! Fairy dragon blood is hard to come by.
- ▶️ Hey, you think Kunkka knew I stole his rum?
- ▶️ Morphling, if I could have shoved you in a beaker…
- ▶️ u One Skeleton King provides a day's requirement of calcium.
- ▶️ u Calcium nitrate? He, that explains a lot about Skeleton King.
- ▶️ Clinkz, your bones were brittle. Shoulda eaten more spinach.
- ▶️ Pugna's full of phosphorus? That makes sense.
- ▶️ u Well Doom Bringer, if you keep that up, I won't want for sulfur.
- ▶️ A little mercury goes a long way, eh, Slardar?
- ▶️ Thanks to Slardar I can rig up an excellent mercury switch.
- ▶️ Get out the siphon. Clockwerk's full of gasoline!
- ▶️ Sniper, if you're done with all that gunpowder, I can use it.
- ▶️ I didn't need a tree trunk to knock you out, Earthshaker.
- ▶️ My fists beat your axe, Axe.
- ▶️ Paper scissors axe fist!
- ▶️ You made my knuckles bleed, Spirit Breaker.
First Blood
- ▶️ First Blood! We're off to an explosive start!
Last hitting
60 seconds cooldown
- ▶️ Greed is good.
- ▶️ Gimme gimme!
- ▶️ Candy from a baby!
- ▶️ I'm gonna need a bin for it all.
- ▶️ Happiness can be bought.
- ▶️ With interest!
- ▶️ Compound interest.
- ▶️ Only ninety-eight percent pure?
- ▶️ Now that's how you make gold.
- ▶️ We'll split this.
- ▶️ One for you. Thanks.
- ▶️ One for me.
- ▶️ Divvy that up.
- ▶️ We'll take that.
- ▶️ Gotta get my cut.
- ▶️ For the boss.
Denying
Requires visible enemy player within 1000 radius, 60 seconds cooldown
- ▶️ Denied!
- ▶️ Denied!
- ▶️ Uh uh!
- ▶️ We're here to say no!
- ▶️ Nope!
- ▶️ Not gonna happen!
- ▶️ Trust me, you didn't want it anyway.
- ▶️ Ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Ha ha!
- ▶️ Ah ha ha ha!
- ▶️ No way!
- ▶️ No way!
- ▶️ Denied!
- ▶️ Uh uh!
- ▶️ Denied!
- ▶️ Denied!
- ▶️ Uh uh.
- ▶️ Uh uh!
- ▶️ No way!
- ▶️ Nope!
- ▶️ Boss wanted it for himself.
- ▶️ I needed the exercise.
Acquiring an item
- ▶️ r Oh, this is gonna be good! Is it new shoes?
- ▶️ r We pooled our money for this!
- ▶️ r I love buying new equipment! Is it a back brace?
Acquiring a specific item
- ▶️ r Oh ho! Scepter!
- ▶️ r Everything's better with scepter!
- ▶️ r Blink dagger! Less walking is good!
- ▶️ r We're gonna have some fun with this!
- ▶️ r Vanguard!
- ▶️ r Satanic!
- ▶️ r Hood of Defiance!
- ▶️ r Heart of Tarrasque!
- ▶️ r Assault Cuirass! Boss, that's not gonna fit on you.
- ▶️ r Radiance!
- ▶️ r Phase Boots! Finally, new shoes!
- ▶️ r Mask of Madness!
- ▶️ Immortality!
5% chance
- ▶️ Does Immortality work for both of us? It better!
Dying
- ▶️ No!
- ▶️ No!
- ▶️ Must've mixed up the formula!
- ▶️ How'd I get mixed up in this!
- ▶️ Down we go.
- ▶️ My trusty mount.
- ▶️ Transmuted.
- ▶️ Gold into dead.
- ▶️ Sorry, friend, I let you down.
- ▶️ Back to the drawing board.
- ▶️ Dismount.
- ▶️ Shoulda brought a bigger ogre.
- ▶️ I slipped!
- ▶️ Ow!
- ▶️ Sorry, boss.
- ▶️ Boss? Boss…
- ▶️ I think I'll be okay…
- ▶️ Don't put me out of my misery yet.
- ▶️ Ah!
Respawning
- ▶️ We're back!
- ▶️ Alchemy is the future!
- ▶️ Let's see if I can improve on that formula.
- ▶️ I've got some new recipes to try out.
- ▶️ Let's learn from our failures.
- ▶️ Failure is just another kind of success. The wrong kind.
- ▶️ Well, that was a waste of ingredients.
- ▶️ That's one way to work out the impurities.
- ▶️ Maybe I should find some more stable formulas.
- ▶️ I hope I didn't leave anything on the burner.
Reincarnating
- ▶️ We'll be right back!
Bottling Runes
Activating runes
10% chance
- ▶️ r Been trying to figure out this formula for ages.
- ▶️ 300 We'll take that.
- ▶️ Haste!
25% chance
- ▶️ Run, buddy, run!
25% chance
- ▶️ Two goes into six!
- ▶️ Invisibility!
- ▶️ Regeneration!
25% chance
- ▶️ A formula for perfect health!
Ability on cooldown
First attempt within 10 seconds
Second attempt within 10 seconds
Third and more attempts within 10 seconds
Not enough mana
First attempt within 10 seconds
Second attempt within 10 seconds
Third and more attempts within 10 seconds
Taking damage
3 seconds cooldown
25% chance
- ▶️ 120 We're under attack!
Selecting
5 consecutive clicks on the hero
- ▶️ Who's my little buddy?
- ▶️ You're all right, you know that?
- ▶️ I can't feel my legs.
- ▶️ Say hello to the nice people. Eh, he's shy.
Chat responses
Thanking
thx, thanks, ty, or ally casts certain spell on player, 30 seconds cooldown
Laughing
/laugh, haha, lol, 15 seconds cooldown
- ▶️ Ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Ha ha!
- ▶️ Ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Heh hee ha!
- ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Heh heh heh he he.
- ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Bah ha ha!
- ▶️ Ah ha!
- ▶️ Ha ha!
Match end
Won
Lost
Cosmetic item drop
Common
- ▶️ Huh huh ho!
Uncommon
- ▶️ Ooh!
Rare and higher
- ▶️ Uh ho!
Misc
Failure
- ▶️ u Aw, drat!
- ▶️ u What a mess!
- ▶️ u Bah, fizzled out!
- ▶️ u What were you thinking? Shut up!
- ▶️ u Not your best work, boss. You're telling me?
- ▶️ u That didn't go so well. Thanks for pointing out the obvious.
- ▶️ u I have to say--If I want your opinion, I'll ask for it!
Wizard
Anger
Happy
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