Monkey King/Responses

The second column of sounds are used when Great Sage's Reckoning is equipped.

Introduction
Plays upon selecting Monkey King in the main menu announcement area, after Monkey King finishes animations.
 * mk_takeover_vo.mp3 Looks like I've got some new stories to tell.

Loadout
Plays when viewing Monkey King in the loadout menu, after he finishes animations.
 * monkey_spawn_01.mp3 monkey_crown_spawn_01.mp3 The King has arrived.
 * monkey_spawn_12.mp3 monkey_crown_spawn_12.mp3 A new journey is about to begin.
 * monkey_spawn_13.mp3 monkey_crown_spawn_13.mp3 I need no introduction!

Entering battle

 * monkey_spawn_01.mp3 monkey_crown_spawn_01.mp3 The King has arrived.
 * monkey_spawn_02.mp3 monkey_crown_spawn_02.mp3 Time to pick a fight.
 * monkey_spawn_03.mp3 monkey_crown_spawn_03.mp3 Everyone can relax; the Monkey King has arrived.
 * monkey_spawn_04.mp3 monkey_crown_spawn_04.mp3 Oh, there'll be stories about this fight.
 * monkey_spawn_05.mp3 monkey_crown_spawn_05.mp3 Hmhmhmm. This should be interesting.
 * monkey_spawn_06.mp3 monkey_crown_spawn_06.mp3 I've been waiting for a challenge.
 * monkey_spawn_07.mp3 monkey_crown_spawn_07.mp3 I've outwitted gods. Smashing a glowing rock should be no problem.
 * monkey_spawn_08.mp3 monkey_crown_spawn_08.mp3 Hope they put up a decent fight.
 * monkey_spawn_09.mp3 monkey_crown_spawn_09.mp3 None can stand againt Sun Wukong.
 * monkey_spawn_10.mp3 monkey_crown_spawn_10.mp3 These guys aren't gonna know what hit them.
 * monkey_spawn_11.mp3 monkey_crown_spawn_11.mp3 My next great challenge will be your last.
 * monkey_spawn_12.mp3 monkey_crown_spawn_12.mp3 A new journey is about to begin.
 * monkey_spawn_13.mp3 monkey_crown_spawn_13.mp3 I need no introduction!
 * monkey_spawn_14.mp3 monkey_crown_spawn_14.mp3 Equal of Heaven, greater than gods.
 * monkey_spawn_15.mp3 monkey_crown_spawn_15.mp3 Perhaps a challenge at last.
 * monkey_spawn_16.mp3 monkey_crown_spawn_16.mp3 The Monkey King.
 * monkey_spawn_17.mp3 monkey_crown_spawn_17.mp3 Monkey King.
 * monkey_spawn_18.mp3 monkey_crown_spawn_18.mp3 Sun Wukong.
 * monkey_spawn_19.mp3 monkey_crown_spawn_19.mp3 These fools won't know what hit 'em.
 * monkey_spawn_21.mp3 monkey_crown_spawn_21.mp3 I know all the tales.
 * mk_hero_intro_01.mp3 mk_crown_hero_intro_01.mp3 This story's as good as written.
 * mk_hero_intro_02.mp3 My greatest triumph is yet to come.
 * mk_crown_hero_intro_02.mp3 My greatest triumph is yet to come.
 * mk_hero_intro_03.mp3 I travelled a long way to get here.
 * mk_crown_hero_intro_03.mp3 I travelled a long way to get here.
 * mk_hero_intro_04.mp3 mk_crown_hero_intro_04.mp3 Don't look so surprised, human. My arrival was foretold.
 * mk_hero_intro_05.mp3 mk_crown_hero_intro_05.mp3 Looks like I've got some new stories to tell.

Taunting

 * monkey_inthebag_01.mp3 monkey_crown_inthebag_01.mp3 It was in the bag the moment I walked on the battlefield.
 * monkey_inthebag_02.mp3 monkey_crown_inthebag_02.mp3 This one is in the bag.

Beginning battle

 * monkey_battlebegins_01.mp3 monkey_crown_battlebegins_01.mp3 Try to keep up.
 * monkey_battlebegins_02.mp3 monkey_crown_battlebegins_02.mp3 Follow me, and see how it's done..
 * monkey_battlebegins_03.mp3 monkey_crown_battlebegins_03.mp3 Where I go, an army follows.

Moving
6 seconds cooldown
 * monkey_move_01.mp3 monkey_crown_move_01.mp3  Time to move.
 * monkey_move_02.mp3 monkey_crown_move_02.mp3 Let's go.
 * monkey_move_03.mp3 monkey_crown_move_03.mp3 Where to?
 * monkey_move_05.mp3 monkey_crown_move_05.mp3 Lets move.
 * monkey_move_07.mp3 monkey_crown_move_07.mp3 Ok.
 * monkey_move_08.mp3 monkey_crown_move_08.mp3 On it.
 * monkey_move_11.mp3 monkey_crown_move_11.mp3 I'm ready.
 * monkey_move_15.mp3 monkey_crown_move_15.mp3 On the move.
 * monkey_move_21.mp3 monkey_crown_move_21.mp3 Yes.
 * monkey_move_22.mp3 monkey_crown_move_22.mp3 Eh.
 * monkey_move_23.mp3 monkey_crown_move_23.mp3 Right.
 * monkey_move_24.mp3 monkey_crown_move_24.mp3 Very well.
 * monkey_move_26.mp3 monkey_crown_move_26.mp3 Mmhm.
 * monkey_move_27.mp3 monkey_crown_move_27.mp3 Yes.
 * monkey_move_28.mp3 monkey_crown_move_28.mp3 Yes.
 * monkey_move_29.mp3 monkey_crown_move_29.mp3 Yeah.
 * monkey_move_30.mp3 monkey_crown_move_30.mp3 Yeah.
 * monkey_move_31.mp3 monkey_crown_move_31.mp3 Ok.
 * monkey_move_32.mp3 monkey_crown_move_32.mp3 Got it.
 * monkey_move_33.mp3 monkey_crown_move_33.mp3 M'hm.
 * monkey_move_36.mp3 monkey_crown_move_36.mp3 Yes.
 * monkey_move_37.mp3 monkey_crown_move_37.mp3 Yes.
 * monkey_move_38.mp3 monkey_crown_move_38.mp3 Yes.
 * monkey_move_39.mp3 monkey_crown_move_39.mp3 M'hm!

40% chance
 * monkey_move_09.mp3 monkey_crown_move_09.mp3  Let's get a move on.
 * monkey_move_13.mp3 monkey_crown_move_13.mp3  They can't stop me.
 * monkey_move_17.mp3 monkey_crown_move_17.mp3  Ready for anything.
 * monkey_move_19.mp3 monkey_crown_move_19.mp3  I'll go where the action is.

20% chance
 * monkey_move_06.mp3 monkey_crown_move_06.mp3  Time to pick a fight.
 * monkey_move_18.mp3 monkey_crown_move_18.mp3  Ooh. Let's pick a fight.
 * monkey_move_20.mp3 monkey_crown_move_20.mp3  Time to make something happen.
 * monkey_move_25.mp3 monkey_crown_move_25.mp3  I journey forth.
 * monkey_move_34.mp3 monkey_crown_move_34.mp3  From here, to there.

15% chance
 * monkey_move_04.mp3 monkey_crown_move_04.mp3  Hope we find trouble.
 * monkey_move_14.mp3 monkey_crown_move_14.mp3  They won't know what hit them.

5% chance
 * monkey_move_10.mp3 Where's my cloud?
 * monkey_move_12.mp3 monkey_crown_move_09.mp3  Trouble, here I come.
 * monkey_move_16.mp3 monkey_crown_move_09.mp3  Moving to position.

5% chance, during early game
 * monkey_crown_move_10.mp3 Where's my cloud?

Moving at less than 20% health
 * monkey_move_pain_01.mp3 monkey_crown_move_pain_01.mp3 Time to move.
 * monkey_move_pain_02.mp3 monkey_crown_move_pain_02.mp3 Let's go.
 * monkey_move_pain_03.mp3 monkey_crown_move_pain_03.mp3 Where to?
 * monkey_move_pain_05.mp3 monkey_crown_move_pain_05.mp3 Lets move.
 * monkey_move_pain_07.mp3 monkey_crown_move_pain_07.mp3 Ok.
 * monkey_move_pain_08.mp3 monkey_crown_move_pain_08.mp3 Ah. On it.
 * monkey_move_pain_11.mp3 monkey_crown_move_pain_11.mp3 I'm ready.
 * monkey_move_pain_15.mp3 monkey_crown_move_pain_15.mp3 On the move.
 * monkey_move_pain_21.mp3 monkey_crown_move_pain_21.mp3 Yes.
 * monkey_move_pain_22.mp3 monkey_crown_move_pain_22.mp3 Ehh.
 * monkey_move_pain_23.mp3 monkey_crown_move_pain_23.mp3 Eh.
 * monkey_move_pain_24.mp3 monkey_crown_move_pain_24.mp3 Right.
 * monkey_move_pain_25.mp3 monkey_crown_move_pain_25.mp3 Very well.
 * monkey_move_pain_27.mp3 monkey_crown_move_pain_27.mp3 Mmhm.

40% chance
 * monkey_move_pain_09.mp3 monkey_crown_move_pain_09.mp3  Let's get a move on.
 * monkey_move_pain_12.mp3 monkey_crown_move_pain_12.mp3  Trouble, here I come.
 * monkey_move_pain_13.mp3 monkey_crown_move_pain_13.mp3  They can't stop me.
 * monkey_move_pain_14.mp3 monkey_crown_move_pain_14.mp3  They won't know what hit them.
 * monkey_move_pain_17.mp3 monkey_crown_move_pain_17.mp3  Ready for anything.
 * monkey_move_pain_19.mp3 monkey_crown_move_pain_19.mp3  I'll go where the action is.

30% chance
 * monkey_move_pain_26.mp3 monkey_crown_move_pain_26.mp3  I journey forth.

20% chance
 * monkey_move_pain_06.mp3 monkey_crown_move_pain_06.mp3  Time to pick a fight.
 * monkey_move_pain_18.mp3 monkey_crown_move_pain_18.mp3 Let's pick a fight.
 * monkey_move_pain_20.mp3 monkey_crown_move_pain_20.mp3  Time to make something happen.

15% chance
 * monkey_move_pain_04.mp3 monkey_crown_move_pain_04.mp3  Hope we find trouble.

10% chance
 * monkey_move_pain_16.mp3 monkey_crown_move_pain_16.mp3  Moving to position.

5% chance
 * monkey_move_pain_10.mp3 monkey_crown_move_pain_10.mp3  Where's my cloud?

Riding the Nimbus cloud 30% chance, requires Great Sage's Reckoning
 * mk_arcana_cloud_01.mp3 It's cloudy with a high chance of bloodshed.
 * mk_arcana_cloud_02.mp3 Storm cloud's a-comin'.
 * mk_arcana_cloud_03.mp3 Let's ride.
 * mk_arcana_cloud_04.mp3 Knew I'd left that cloud somewhere.

Attacking
6 seconds cooldown
 * monkey_attack_04.mp3 monkey_crown_attack_04.mp3 Come on!
 * monkey_attack_10.mp3 monkey_crown_attack_10.mp3 Of course.
 * monkey_attack_11.mp3 monkey_crown_attack_11.mp3 Ha! It's what I do.
 * monkey_attack_12.mp3 monkey_crown_attack_12.mp3 Count on it.
 * monkey_attack_13.mp3 monkey_crown_attack_13.mp3 Keep it coming.
 * monkey_attack_14.mp3 monkey_crown_attack_14.mp3 Who's next?!
 * monkey_attack_emote_01.mp3 monkey_crown_attack_emote_01.mp3 Hu-wah!
 * monkey_attack_emote_02.mp3 monkey_crown_attack_emote_02.mp3 Huwuh!
 * monkey_attack_emote_03.mp3 monkey_crown_attack_emote_03.mp3 Ha!
 * monkey_attack_emote_04.mp3 monkey_crown_attack_emote_04.mp3 Hu!
 * monkey_attack_short_01.mp3 monkey_crown_attack_short_01.mp3 Hyuh!
 * monkey_attack_short_03.mp3 monkey_crown_attack_short_03.mp3 Hrh!
 * monkey_attack_short_04.mp3 monkey_crown_attack_short_04.mp3 Ha!
 * monkey_attack_short_05.mp3 monkey_crown_attack_short_05.mp3 Ohf!
 * monkey_attack_short_06.mp3 monkey_crown_attack_short_06.mp3 Huh!
 * monkey_attack_short_07.mp3 monkey_crown_attack_short_07.mp3 Dah!
 * monkey_attack_short_08.mp3 monkey_crown_attack_short_08.mp3 Urah!
 * monkey_attack_short_09.mp3 monkey_crown_attack_short_09.mp3 Hyah!
 * monkey_attack_short_10.mp3 monkey_crown_attack_short_10.mp3 Ha!

50% chance
 * monkey_attack_01.mp3 monkey_crown_attack_01.mp3 It ends here!
 * monkey_attack_05.mp3 monkey_crown_attack_05.mp3 Hoho. You're outta your league.
 * monkey_attack_08.mp3 monkey_crown_attack_08.mp3  Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this.

25% chance
 * monkey_attack_06.mp3 monkey_crown_attack_06.mp3  Show me what you got!
 * monkey_attack_07.mp3 monkey_crown_attack_07.mp3  Do you know who I am?!

20% chance
 * monkey_attack_09.mp3 monkey_crown_attack_09.mp3  You should've stayed home.

10% chance
 * monkey_attack_03.mp3 monkey_crown_attack_03.mp3  You think you can beat me?!

5% chance
 * monkey_attack_02.mp3 monkey_crown_attack_02.mp3  It's over!

Ordering a spell cast
Only when distance is at least 2x the cast range, 4 seconds cooldown
 * monkey_cast_02.mp3 monkey_crown_cast_02.mp3 They're gonna be telling stories about this.
 * monkey_cast_03.mp3 monkey_crown_cast_03.mp3 Man, I make this look good.

Abilities
 On cast 50% chance
 * monkey_ability2_01.mp3 monkey_crown_ability2_01.mp3  It ends here!
 * monkey_ability2_02.mp3 monkey_crown_ability2_02.mp3 So long!
 * monkey_ability2_03.mp3 monkey_crown_ability2_03.mp3 It's over!
 * monkey_ability2_06.mp3 monkey_crown_ability2_06.mp3  Hard to run with a broken spine.
 * monkey_ability2_07.mp3 monkey_crown_ability2_07.mp3 No!
 * monkey_ability2_08.mp3 monkey_crown_ability2_08.mp3 No!
 * monkey_ability2_09.mp3 monkey_crown_ability2_09.mp3 Uh, no.
 * monkey_ability2_10.mp3 monkey_crown_ability2_10.mp3 No!

25% chance
 * monkey_attack_big_01.mp3 monkey_crown_attack_big_01.mp3  Hayah!
 * monkey_attack_big_02.mp3 monkey_crown_attack_big_02.mp3  Oowah!
 * monkey_attack_big_03.mp3 monkey_crown_attack_big_03.mp3  Ugruh!
 * monkey_attack_big_04.mp3 monkey_crown_attack_big_04.mp3  Ehhwa!
 * monkey_attack_big_05.mp3 monkey_crown_attack_big_05.mp3  Owguh!
 * monkey_attack_big_06.mp3 monkey_crown_attack_big_06.mp3  Haha ah!

Killing an enemy 20% chance
 * monkey_ability2_05.mp3 monkey_crown_ability2_05.mp3 Should've run while you had the chance.

 On cast 50% chance
 * monkey_ability1_01.mp3 monkey_crown_ability1_01.mp3 Haha!
 * monkey_ability1_02.mp3 monkey_crown_ability1_02.mp3 Whoo!
 * monkey_ability1_03.mp3 monkey_crown_ability1_03.mp3 Over here!
 * monkey_ability1_04.mp3 monkey_crown_ability1_04.mp3 Here we go!
 * monkey_ability1_05.mp3 monkey_crown_ability1_05.mp3  No one's catching me.
 * monkey_ability1_06.mp3 monkey_crown_ability1_06.mp3  You can see everything up here.
 * monkey_ability1_08.mp3 monkey_crown_ability1_08.mp3  Taking the high ground.
 * monkey_ability1_09.mp3 monkey_crown_ability1_09.mp3 I'll go high.
 * monkey_ability1_10.mp3 monkey_crown_ability1_10.mp3 Ha ha ha ha.
 * monkey_ability1_11.mp3 monkey_crown_ability1_11.mp3 Ha ha ha ha haaa.
 * monkey_ability1_12.mp3 monkey_crown_ability1_12.mp3 Ha ha!
 * monkey_ability1_16.mp3 monkey_crown_ability1_16.mp3 Oh, nice view!

 On cast 50% chance
 * monkey_ability1_07.mp3 monkey_crown_ability1_07.mp3 Incoming! Woo!
 * monkey_ability3_01.mp3 monkey_crown_ability3_01.mp3  Where do you think you're going?
 * monkey_ability3_05.mp3 monkey_crown_ability3_05.mp3  Ohoho! Not so fast.
 * monkey_ability5_01.mp3 monkey_crown_ability5_01.mp3 Here I come.

 On cast 50% chance
 * monkey_ability4_01.mp3 monkey_crown_ability4_01.mp3 Oh ho hoo ho ho ho ho hehe hehe hehe.
 * monkey_ability4_06.mp3 monkey_crown_ability4_06.mp3 Mm Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmmmm.

40% chance
 * monkey_ability4_02.mp3 monkey_crown_ability4_02.mp3 They'll never see it comin'.
 * monkey_ability4_03.mp3 monkey_crown_ability4_03.mp3 Time to have some fun.
 * monkey_ability4_04.mp3 monkey_crown_ability4_04.mp3 Out of sight, out of mind.

20% chance
 * monkey_ability4_05.mp3 monkey_crown_ability4_05.mp3  Lycan's got one transformation. I got seventy-two.

 On cast
 * monkey_ability5_08.mp3 monkey_crown_ability5_08.mp3  My legend grows!
 * monkey_bottle_06.mp3 monkey_crown_bottle_06.mp3  Showtime.

50% chance
 * monkey_ability2_04.mp3 monkey_crown_ability2_04.mp3  Watch this trick.
 * monkey_ability5_05.mp3 monkey_crown_ability5_05.mp3  Leave it me. Lots and lots of me.

Leveling up first time
 * mk_arcana_water_01.mp3 Some of the tales you hear about me are truer than others.
 * mk_arcana_water_02.mp3 The origins of my staff? How much time do you have?

30% chance
 * mk_arcana_water_03.mp3 I should have known a weapon worthy of my talents wouldn't be found in an armory.

20% chance
 * mk_arcana_water_04.mp3 I didn't find this staff by chance, it called out to me. It longed to take part in my legend.

Leveling up second time
 * mk_arcana_underworld_01.mp3 The Narrow Maze is only a labyrinth if you stick to the path.
 * mk_arcana_underworld_03.mp3 I was fearless before I was immortal. But now -- haha -- the gods fear me!

20% chance
 * mk_arcana_underworld_02.mp3 It wasn't my name alone purged from the underworld's ledger. My army will outlive you all.

Leveling up third time
 * mk_arcana_crucible_01.mp3 My enemies thought the flames would consume me; they made me stronger!
 * mk_arcana_crucible_02.mp3 Fire in my belly, fight in my blood.
 * mk_arcana_crucible_03.mp3 Some legends burn out. I tend to flare up and leave the place in shambles.

Leveling up

 * monkey_levelup_01.mp3 monkey_crown_levelup_01.mp3 I'm just getting started.
 * monkey_levelup_02.mp3 monkey_crown_levelup_02.mp3 I'll fight anyone that gets in my way.
 * monkey_levelup_05.mp3 monkey_crown_levelup_05.mp3 I'm not stopping now.
 * monkey_levelup_06.mp3 monkey_crown_levelup_06.mp3 I'll show them why I'm called 'King'.
 * monkey_levelup_07.mp3 monkey_crown_levelup_07.mp3 Not even the Gods could stop me!
 * monkey_levelup_08.mp3 monkey_crown_levelup_08.mp3 You thought I was trouble before?
 * monkey_levelup_09.mp3 monkey_crown_levelup_09.mp3 Let's pick a fight.
 * monkey_levelup_10.mp3 monkey_crown_levelup_10.mp3 In fine form.

30% chance
 * monkey_levelup_03.mp3 monkey_crown_levelup_03.mp3 I'm stronger now. I can feel it!

Killing an enemy

 * monkey_kill_01.mp3 monkey_crown_kill_01.mp3 I've killed better.
 * monkey_kill_02.mp3 monkey_crown_kill_02.mp3 I could do this all day!
 * monkey_kill_03.mp3 monkey_crown_kill_03.mp3 Aw come on, you're dead already?
 * monkey_kill_04.mp3 monkey_crown_kill_04.mp3 Really? That's your best?
 * monkey_kill_05.mp3 monkey_crown_kill_05.mp3 Barely broke a sweat.
 * monkey_kill_06.mp3 monkey_crown_kill_06.mp3 I was expecting competition.
 * monkey_kill_07.mp3 monkey_crown_kill_07.mp3 Come back after you've had some practice!
 * monkey_kill_08.mp3 monkey_crown_kill_08.mp3 Another one down!
 * monkey_kill_10.mp3 monkey_crown_kill_10.mp3 Nice try.
 * monkey_kill_11.mp3 monkey_crown_kill_11.mp3 Only way that could've gone.
 * monkey_kill_12.mp3 monkey_crown_kill_12.mp3 Oh, next time, try not to die.
 * monkey_laugh_01.mp3 monkey_crown_laugh_01.mp3 Hm hm hm hm hmm.
 * monkey_laugh_02.mp3 monkey_crown_laugh_02.mp3 Hohohohoo.
 * monkey_laugh_03.mp3 monkey_crown_laugh_03.mp3 Huhahahahahahahahaaa.
 * monkey_laugh_04.mp3 monkey_crown_laugh_04.mp3 Hnhnhnhnhnhnhnn.
 * monkey_laugh_05.mp3 monkey_crown_laugh_05.mp3 Ooh ha ha ha haa ah ha ha.
 * monkey_laugh_06.mp3 monkey_crown_laugh_06.mp3 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
 * monkey_laugh_07.mp3 monkey_crown_laugh_07.mp3 Ho ho ho hoo oh.
 * monkey_laugh_08.mp3 monkey_crown_laugh_08.mp3 Ooo ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
 * monkey_laugh_09.mp3 monkey_crown_laugh_09.mp3 Oh ho ho ho ho hoo.
 * monkey_laugh_10.mp3 monkey_crown_laugh_10.mp3 Ha ha ha.
 * monkey_laugh_11.mp3 monkey_crown_laugh_11.mp3 Hoo oh oh oh.
 * monkey_laugh_12.mp3 monkey_crown_laugh_12.mp3 Hehehehehe.
 * monkey_laugh_13.mp3 monkey_crown_laugh_13.mp3 Hohohohohoho.
 * monkey_laugh_14.mp3 monkey_crown_laugh_14.mp3 Huhahahahahahaha.
 * monkey_laugh_15.mp3 monkey_crown_laugh_15.mp3 Hohohoho.
 * monkey_laugh_16.mp3 monkey_crown_laugh_16.mp3 Oh ho hooo.

40% chance
 * monkey_kill_09.mp3 monkey_crown_kill_09.mp3  What's the opposite of regicide?

5% chance
 * monkey_laugh_17.mp3 monkey_crown_laugh_17.mp3  Ah ha ha ha ha ha. Woohoohoohoo. Ohhh heee.

Killing a specific enemy 25% chance
 * monkey_rival_01.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_01.mp3 Abaddon icon.png  I'm supposed to be scared of some mist? Please. I ride clouds for fun.
 * monkey_rival_02.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_02.mp3 Abaddon icon.png  So Abaddon, does killing you make me Monkey King, Lord of Avernus, or just King of Avernus?
 * monkey_rival_03.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_03.mp3 Alchemist icon.png  Look on the bright side Alchemist: you can make yourself a potion to forget this fight.
 * monkey_rival_04.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_04.mp3 Alchemist icon.png  Alchemist, you could be riding that frost dragon and I'd still end you.
 * monkey_rival_06.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_06.mp3 Ancient Apparition icon.png  You think you're the first spirit I've dealt with?
 * monkey_rival_07.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_07.mp3 Anti-Mage icon.png  For someone who says he's anti-magic you sure like teleporting around the battle field.
 * monkey_rival_08.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_08.mp3 Anti-Mage icon.png  Anti-Mage, beating hypocrites like you never gets old.
 * monkey_rival_10.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_10.mp3 Arc Warden icon.png  Arc Warden, I'll take you seriously the moment you start talking in the first person.
 * monkey_rival_12.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_12.mp3 Axe icon.png  I hope Goodkind is taking notes, because people are gonna love reading about me killing you.
 * monkey_rival_13.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_13.mp3 Bane icon.png  You think bad dreams are gonna stop me?
 * monkey_rival_14.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_14.mp3 Bane icon.png  Bane, the only one going to sleep today is you.
 * monkey_rival_15.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_15.mp3 Batrider icon.png  For god's sake you're a twerp that rides a bat, not Nevermore.
 * monkey_rival_16.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_16.mp3 Batrider icon.png  Out of the way, vermin!
 * monkey_rival_17.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_17.mp3 Beastmaster icon.png  No one is my master!
 * monkey_rival_18.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_18.mp3 Beastmaster icon.png  This forest belongs to me!
 * monkey_rival_19.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_19.mp3 Bloodseeker icon.png  You don't need to hunt me down, I'm right here.
 * monkey_rival_20.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_20.mp3 Bloodseeker icon.png  The only blood being spilt here is yours.
 * monkey_rival_21.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_21.mp3 Bounty Hunter icon.png  If you think you can bring me down, Bounty Hunter, you've got another thing coming.
 * monkey_rival_22.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_22.mp3 Bounty Hunter icon.png  I'm one bounty you're never cashing in.
 * monkey_rival_24.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_24.mp3 Brewmaster icon.png  I know a thing or two about drunken masters; and you my friend, are just the town lush.
 * monkey_rival_26.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_26.mp3 Bristleback icon.png  The beating Tusk gave you will feel like a sweet memory when I'm done with you.
 * monkey_rival_28.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_28.mp3 Broodmother icon.png  It's over between us Arachnia!
 * monkey_rival_29.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_29.mp3 Centaur Warrunner icon.png  There's no room for two half-man, half-animal warriors!
 * monkey_rival_30.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_30.mp3 Centaur Warrunner icon.png  Warrunner, you were only champion of your arena because you never fought me.
 * monkey_rival_31.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_31.mp3 Chaos Knight icon.png  Your search for the light ends here, Chaos Knight!
 * monkey_rival_32.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_32.mp3 Chaos Knight icon.png  There's only room for one agent of chaos on this battlefield.
 * monkey_rival_33.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_33.mp3 Chen icon.png  I'll destroy every one of your puppets, Chen!
 * monkey_rival_34.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_34.mp3 Chen icon.png  Die, slaver!
 * monkey_rival_35.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_35.mp3 Clinkz icon.png  I'll put you in the ground where you belong!
 * monkey_rival_36.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_36.mp3 Clinkz icon.png  I'll give you the final rest you've been begging for, Archer.
 * monkey_rival_37.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_37.mp3 Clockwerk icon.png  I'll pry you out of that tin can!
 * monkey_rival_39.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_39.mp3 Crystal Maiden icon.png  You gonna fight back or just make stupid ice puns all day?
 * monkey_rival_40.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_40.mp3 Crystal Maiden icon.png  Let's be real, Maiden, your sister has all the talent.
 * monkey_rival_41.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_41.mp3 Dark Seer icon.png  I don't care how good a tactician you are Dark Seer, you'll never see me comin'.
 * monkey_rival_44.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_44.mp3 Dazzle icon.png  What are you gonna do? Heal me to death? Huh!
 * monkey_rival_45.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_45.mp3 Death Prophet icon.png  Hey Prophet, hahaha! You see that coming?
 * monkey_rival_46.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_46.mp3 Death Prophet icon.png  Just stay dead already!
 * monkey_rival_48.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_48.mp3 Disruptor icon.png  When are you lightning guys gonna realize you can't beat me.
 * monkey_rival_49.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_49.mp3 Doom icon.png  I'm sending you back to the Seven Hells.
 * monkey_rival_50.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_50.mp3 Doom icon.png  Looks like you met your doom! Ok, I gotta workshop that, that was no good.
 * monkey_rival_51.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_51.mp3 Dragon Knight icon.png  So you're the famous Dragon Knight? Disappointing.
 * monkey_rival_52.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_52.mp3 Dragon Knight icon.png  I fight gods, what chance did a half dragon have?
 * monkey_rival_53.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_53.mp3 Drow Ranger icon.png  I own this jungle!
 * monkey_rival_54.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_54.mp3 Drow Ranger icon.png  You never had a chance, Traxex.
 * monkey_rival_56.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_56.mp3 Earth Spirit icon.png  You should've stayed in the ground Kaolin.
 * monkey_rival_57.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_57.mp3 Earthshaker icon.png  So, you're the one that stole my story.
 * monkey_rival_58.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_58.mp3 Earthshaker icon.png  Cute hammer, Earthshaker, hah. Next time use it.
 * monkey_rival_59.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_59.mp3 Elder Titan icon.png  Your time is up, old man!
 * monkey_rival_60.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_60.mp3 Elder Titan icon.png  You never should've left your forge!
 * monkey_rival_61.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_61.mp3 Ember Spirit icon.png  Oh, sorry buddy!
 * monkey_rival_62.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_62.mp3 Ember Spirit icon.png  You picked the wrong side, Xin!
 * monkey_rival_63.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_63.mp3 Enchantress icon.png  You seemed nice, sorry!
 * monkey_rival_64.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_64.mp3 Enchantress icon.png  You should've stuck with singing to rabbits, huh. Fighting's not your thing.
 * monkey_rival_65.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_65.mp3 Enigma icon.png  The Dark Fundamentals must die!
 * monkey_rival_66.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_66.mp3 Enigma icon.png  It ends here, Enigma!
 * monkey_rival_67.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_67.mp3 Faceless Void icon.png  I won't have the gods undo my glory!
 * monkey_rival_68.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_68.mp3 Faceless Void icon.png  Time's up!
 * monkey_rival_69.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_69.mp3 Gyrocopter icon.png  Whooh! Smashing this thing made my day!
 * monkey_rival_70.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_70.mp3 Gyrocopter icon.png  You're grounded!
 * monkey_rival_71.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_71.mp3 Huskar icon.png  I grant you the death you crave Huskar!
 * monkey_rival_72.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_72.mp3 Huskar icon.png  Sacred Warrior. Huh huh, how pedestrian.
 * monkey_rival_73.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_73.mp3 Invoker icon.png  Oh, stop talking already!
 * monkey_rival_75.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_75.mp3 Jakiro icon.png  Two heads, and not a warrior between them.
 * monkey_rival_76.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_76.mp3 Jakiro icon.png  I was expecting a fight. How disappointing.
 * monkey_rival_78.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_78.mp3 Juggernaut icon.png  Heroes don't hide behind masks.
 * monkey_rival_79.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_79.mp3 Keeper of the Light icon.png  Ezalor, you should have used that horse to run.
 * monkey_rival_80.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_80.mp3 Keeper of the Light icon.png  You've had a good run, Old Man. But it's my time now.
 * monkey_rival_81.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_81.mp3 Kunkka icon.png  Whooh! You should've went down with your ship, pirate.
 * monkey_rival_83.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_83.mp3 Legion Commander icon.png  Who put you in charge of a Legion?
 * monkey_rival_84.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_84.mp3 Legion Commander icon.png  I always heard the Bronze Legion was weak, and now I see why!
 * monkey_rival_85.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_85.mp3 Leshrac icon.png  It's all over Leshrac!
 * monkey_rival_86.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_86.mp3 Leshrac icon.png  Begone Leshrac!
 * monkey_rival_88.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_88.mp3 Lich icon.png  You're an abomination!
 * monkey_rival_89.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_89.mp3 Lifestealer icon.png  You were safer in that dungeon, Lifestealer.
 * monkey_rival_90.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_90.mp3 Lifestealer icon.png  Your name's 'Lifestealer'? Hohoho! Man, this joke writes itself.
 * monkey_rival_91.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_91.mp3 Lina icon.png  Your sister was right about you, you are overrated.
 * monkey_rival_92.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_92.mp3 Lina icon.png  I didn't want it to go this way Lina.
 * monkey_rival_93.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_93.mp3 Lion icon.png  You're finished Demon Witch!
 * monkey_rival_95.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_95.mp3 Lone Druid icon.png  Wish you had friends now, hun Druid?
 * monkey_rival_96.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_96.mp3 Lone Druid icon.png  No one rules nature, but me!
 * monkey_rival_97.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_97.mp3 Luna icon.png  Your pet can't help you Luna!
 * monkey_rival_98.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_98.mp3 Luna icon.png  You brought this on yourself!
 * monkey_rival_100.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_100.mp3 Lycan icon.png  Your pack is finished, Lycan!
 * monkey_rival_101.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_101.mp3 Magnus icon.png  Speed beats strength everytime! Hoho!
 * monkey_rival_102.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_102.mp3 Magnus icon.png  Give it up Magnus, you can't catch me.
 * monkey_rival_103.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_103.mp3 Medusa icon.png  Well, you and Zeus deserve each other.
 * monkey_rival_104.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_104.mp3 Medusa icon.png  You're finished Medusa!
 * monkey_rival_106.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_106.mp3 Meepo icon.png  It'll take more than 5 of you!
 * monkey_rival_107.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_107.mp3 Mirana icon.png  You're making this too easy, Mirana.
 * monkey_rival_108.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_108.mp3 Mirana icon.png  Goodbye Princess.
 * monkey_rival_109.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_109.mp3 Morphling icon.png  No one out-transforms me!
 * monkey_rival_110.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_110.mp3 Morphling icon.png  It ends here Morphling!
 * monkey_rival_111.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_111.mp3 Naga Siren icon.png  You've sang your last song, Siren!
 * monkey_rival_112.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_112.mp3 Naga Siren icon.png  No one tries to control the Monkey King!
 * monkey_rival_113.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_113.mp3 Nature's Prophet icon.png  Pulling root was your ruin, Prophet.
 * monkey_rival_114.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_114.mp3 Nature's Prophet icon.png  Trees offer no protection from me.
 * monkey_rival_115.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_115.mp3 Necrophos icon.png  You're done preying on the weak Necrophos!
 * monkey_rival_116.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_116.mp3 Necrophos icon.png  Going up against me, Necrophos? Huh, that's just masochistic.
 * monkey_rival_117.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_117.mp3 Night Stalker icon.png  I've heard a lot of stories about you. Oh, I guess this is the last one.
 * monkey_rival_118.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_118.mp3 Night Stalker icon.png  Mistake me for easy prey, Night Stalker? You're a fairy tale. And I'm a legend.
 * monkey_rival_120.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_120.mp3 Nyx Assassin icon.png  No one tries to assassinate the Monkey King and lives!
 * monkey_rival_121.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_121.mp3 Ogre Magi icon.png  Haha. You amuse me, Ogres. Pity.
 * monkey_rival_122.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_122.mp3 Ogre Magi icon.png  Twice the ogre? Try half the challenge.
 * monkey_rival_123.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_123.mp3 Omniknight icon.png  Sycophant!
 * monkey_rival_124.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_124.mp3 Omniknight icon.png  Where's your Omniscience now?
 * monkey_rival_125.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_125.mp3 Oracle icon.png  Tell me you saw this coming.
 * monkey_rival_126.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_126.mp3 Oracle icon.png  I'll trust my staff over your whispered dreams, Oracle.
 * monkey_rival_128.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_128.mp3 Outworld Devourer icon.png  Hadn't you heard? Imprisoning me just makes me stronger.
 * monkey_rival_129.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_129.mp3 Phantom Assassin icon.png  Didn't your sisters warn you about me, Assassin?
 * monkey_rival_130.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_130.mp3 Phantom Assassin icon.png  The Phantom Veil becomes your shroud, Mortred.
 * monkey_rival_131.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_131.mp3 Phantom Lancer icon.png  Honestly, I don't see the resemblance.
 * monkey_rival_132.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_132.mp3 Phantom Lancer icon.png  That's my trick, ghost man. And I do it better.
 * monkey_rival_133.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_133.mp3 Puck icon.png  You were adorable before I killed you.
 * monkey_rival_134.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_134.mp3 Puck icon.png  Sorry, Puck. The battlefield's no place for you.
 * monkey_rival_135.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_135.mp3 Pudge icon.png  You disgust me Pudge. Oh, not morally or anything, you're just gross.
 * monkey_rival_137.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_137.mp3 Pugna icon.png  You haven't earned anything, runt.
 * monkey_rival_138.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_138.mp3 Pugna icon.png  The battlefield's no place for tantrums, Pugna.
 * monkey_rival_139.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_139.mp3 Queen of Pain icon.png  Back to Hell, succubus. This kingdom needs no Queen.
 * monkey_rival_140.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_140.mp3 Queen of Pain icon.png  Your reign is over!
 * monkey_rival_141.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_141.mp3 Razor icon.png  Your days of torment are over, Razor!
 * monkey_rival_142.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_142.mp3 Razor icon.png  I'm not some rat in your maze.
 * monkey_rival_144.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_144.mp3 Riki icon.png  Oh, sorry! Didn't see you.
 * monkey_rival_145.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_145.mp3 Rubick icon.png  I don't steal spells, Rubick, I take lives.
 * monkey_rival_146.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_146.mp3 Rubick icon.png  Grand Magus? Phuh! Guess that was just another fairy tale.
 * monkey_rival_147.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_147.mp3 Sand King icon.png  Many claim the crown, Sand Thing, few bear the weight.
 * monkey_rival_148.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_148.mp3 Sand King icon.png  King? Hardly.
 * monkey_rival_149.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_149.mp3 Shadow Demon icon.png  I've dealt with your puppets before. It's nice to kill the real thing.
 * monkey_rival_150.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_150.mp3 Shadow Demon icon.png  I'll always know which one is real, Shadow Demon.
 * monkey_rival_151.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_151.mp3 Shadow Fiend icon.png  I won't let you claim another soul!
 * monkey_rival_152.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_152.mp3 Shadow Fiend icon.png  It's over Nevermore. You're finished!
 * monkey_rival_153.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_153.mp3 Shadow Shaman icon.png  You're nothing a but a petty thug.
 * monkey_rival_154.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_154.mp3 Shadow Shaman icon.png  I know a huckster when I see one.
 * monkey_rival_155.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_155.mp3 Silencer icon.png  Oh, shut up.
 * monkey_rival_156.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_156.mp3 Silencer icon.png  Ah, had to kill you before you bored me to death.
 * monkey_rival_157.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_157.mp3 Skywrath Mage icon.png  From the greatest heights fall the biggest cowards.
 * monkey_rival_158.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_158.mp3 Skywrath Mage icon.png  Are those things made of wax, Skywrath?
 * monkey_rival_159.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_159.mp3 Slardar icon.png  You're the ugliest thing I've seen, Slardar. And I've seen a lot.
 * monkey_rival_160.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_160.mp3 Slardar icon.png  Not even the Siren could protect you.
 * monkey_rival_161.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_161.mp3 Slark icon.png  Couldn't escape that, could you?
 * monkey_rival_162.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_162.mp3 Slark icon.png  Your sentence isn't life this time, Slark. It's death.
 * monkey_rival_163.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_163.mp3 Sniper icon.png  You think your toy levels the playing field?
 * monkey_rival_164.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_164.mp3 Sniper icon.png  That cowardly weapon has no place on my battlefield, Sniper.
 * monkey_rival_165.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_165.mp3 Spectre icon.png  Enunciate!
 * monkey_rival_167.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_167.mp3 Spirit Breaker icon.png  Stupid cow.
 * monkey_rival_168.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_168.mp3 Spirit Breaker icon.png  Bara, you had all of existence to choose from, and you picked a fight with me? Idiot.
 * monkey_rival_169.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_169.mp3 Storm Spirit icon.png  You'll have to try harder than that Storm Spirit.
 * monkey_rival_170.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_170.mp3 Storm Spirit icon.png  Every storm eventually blows out, Raijin.
 * monkey_rival_171.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_171.mp3 Sven icon.png  I'm not saying there's always a connection between excessive brawn and mental deficiency.
 * monkey_rival_172.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_172.mp3 Sven icon.png  Hahahaha, Sven. You thought you could keep up with me? There are trees everywhere!
 * monkey_rival_173.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_173.mp3 Techies icon.png  No one likes you, Techies. Just go away.
 * monkey_rival_174.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_174.mp3 Techies icon.png  Saved you the trouble. Idiots.
 * monkey_rival_175.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_175.mp3 Templar Assassin icon.png  You should've stuck to the library, Lanaya.
 * monkey_rival_176.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_176.mp3 Templar Assassin icon.png  The Temple will have to find a new errand girl.
 * monkey_rival_177.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_177.mp3 Terrorblade icon.png  You do know that demon killing's kind of my thing, right?
 * monkey_rival_178.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_178.mp3 Terrorblade icon.png  Your name is more impressive than your actual skills.
 * monkey_rival_179.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_179.mp3 Tidehunter icon.png  I made a bet with Kunkka that I'd bag you first.
 * monkey_rival_180.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_180.mp3 Tidehunter icon.png  Oh, sorry, Tidehunter, you'll have to settle for burial at river.
 * monkey_rival_181.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_181.mp3 Timbersaw icon.png  Ever wondered if maybe your city had it comin', Rizzrack?
 * monkey_rival_182.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_182.mp3 Timbersaw icon.png  The trees have been saying some very bad things about you, Timbersaw.
 * monkey_rival_183.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_183.mp3 Tinker icon.png  I have brains and brawn, Tinker.
 * monkey_rival_185.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_185.mp3 Tiny icon.png  Only room in this lane for one stoney killer, Tiny.
 * monkey_rival_186.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_186.mp3 Tiny icon.png  I get it. Your name's ironic. Good bye.
 * monkey_rival_187.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_187.mp3 Treant Protector icon.png  The trees will be just fine without you.
 * monkey_rival_188.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_188.mp3 Treant Protector icon.png  I always wanted to take up woodcarving.
 * monkey_rival_189.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_189.mp3 Troll Warlord icon.png  You got spirit Warlord, I'll give you that.
 * monkey_rival_190.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_190.mp3 Troll Warlord icon.png  Trolls. Always a challenge, never an obstacle.
 * monkey_rival_191.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_191.mp3 Tusk icon.png  You threw your life away for a bet, Tusk? Oh! I like that.
 * monkey_rival_192.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_192.mp3 Tusk icon.png  You wanted to fight in a war, Tusk? I give you war!
 * monkey_rival_193.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_193.mp3 Underlord icon.png  Get back in your pit, Underlord.
 * monkey_rival_194.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_194.mp3 Underlord icon.png  So much fanfare. So much disappointment.
 * monkey_rival_195.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_195.mp3 Undying icon.png  You've forgotten your life. None will remember your death.
 * monkey_rival_196.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_196.mp3 Undying icon.png  He seemed to die just fine to me.
 * monkey_rival_197.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_197.mp3 Ursa icon.png  Your kin are safe from me, Ursa. If they don't follow your mistake.
 * monkey_rival_198.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_198.mp3 Ursa icon.png  You chose the wrong friends, noble beast.
 * monkey_rival_199.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_199.mp3 Vengeful Spirit icon.png  Return to your unquiet grave, spirit!
 * monkey_rival_200.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_200.mp3 Vengeful Spirit icon.png  Come back for vengeance, and I'll do that again.
 * monkey_rival_201.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_201.mp3 Venomancer icon.png  You think you're the scariest thing in the Jungle?
 * monkey_rival_202.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_202.mp3 Venomancer icon.png  That's the biggest banana slug I've ever seen.
 * monkey_rival_203.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_203.mp3 Viper icon.png  Monkey vs snake. Monkey wins. Monkey always wins!
 * monkey_rival_204.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_204.mp3 Viper icon.png  Let's if your poison's good for cleaning off blood.
 * monkey_rival_205.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_205.mp3 Visage icon.png  You hold no sway over me, Visage.
 * monkey_rival_206.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_206.mp3 Visage icon.png  I'm on no lists, Visage. Seek elsewhere.
 * monkey_rival_207.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_207.mp3 Warlock icon.png  Men, demons, men with demons. Huh, makes no difference to me.
 * monkey_rival_208.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_208.mp3 Warlock icon.png  I've killed a thousand men like you, Warlock. I'll happily kill a thousand more.
 * monkey_rival_209.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_209.mp3 Weaver icon.png  It's not hard catching bugs when you use a stick.
 * monkey_rival_210.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_210.mp3 Weaver icon.png  I'm reminded of a delicacy I tried in the Palace of Hurra'agdu. One of your brood, perhaps.
 * monkey_rival_211.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_211.mp3 Windranger icon.png  Traxex was right about you: you are a middling talent.
 * monkey_rival_212.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_212.mp3 Windranger icon.png  Congratulations, Windranger. You did get there first.
 * monkey_rival_213.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_213.mp3 Winter Wyvern icon.png  Killed one kind of dragon, killed 'em all.
 * monkey_rival_214.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_214.mp3 Winter Wyvern icon.png  You didn't do your homework, Wyvern.
 * monkey_rival_216.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_216.mp3 Witch Doctor icon.png  And I'm taking your monkey friend with me.
 * monkey_rival_217.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_217.mp3 Witch Doctor icon.png  In which ditch should we bury you, doctor?
 * monkey_rival_218.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_218.mp3 Wraith King icon.png  King? Ha!
 * monkey_rival_219.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_219.mp3 Wraith King icon.png  Get back up again, I dare you.
 * monkey_rival_220.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_220.mp3 Zeus icon.png  You should have turned yourself into swan and hid, you bastard.
 * monkey_rival_221.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_221.mp3 Zeus icon.png  As a god, Zeus, you were lacking, but this?!
 * monkey_rival_222.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_222.mp3 Zeus icon.png  Zeus? Huh, never heard of him.
 * monkey_rival_223.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_223.mp3 Io icon.png  You need to work on the fundamentals, Io.
 * monkey_rival_224.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_224.mp3 Io icon.png  Look at that, a falling star!
 * monkey_rival_225.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_225.mp3 Phoenix icon.png  Stay in the ashes, Phoenix.
 * monkey_rival_226.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_226.mp3 Phoenix icon.png  Oh, I hate birds.

First Blood
 * monkey_firstblood_02.mp3 monkey_crown_firstblood_02.mp3 I'm just getting started!
 * monkey_firstblood_03.mp3 monkey_crown_firstblood_03.mp3 First Blood! Ha! I'm just getting started.
 * monkey_firstblood_05.mp3 monkey_crown_firstblood_05.mp3 First Blood! Well, today anyway.

25% chance
 * monkey_firstblood_01.mp3 monkey_crown_firstblood_01.mp3 Too easy.
 * monkey_firstblood_04.mp3 monkey_crown_firstblood_04.mp3 First Blood! Well, not first blood, I've killed lots of people I just—well you get the idea.

Meeting an enemy
During early game, within 1000 radius 25% chance
 * monkey_rival_05.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_05.mp3 Ancient Apparition icon.png  You should've stayed home, Apparition. You're not walking away from this.
 * monkey_rival_09.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_09.mp3 Arc Warden icon.png  Alright fishbowl head, show me what you've got.
 * monkey_rival_11.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_11.mp3 Axe icon.png  Axe, this is the fight I've looked forward to for a long time.
 * monkey_rival_23.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_23.mp3 Brewmaster icon.png  Your license is about to get revoked.
 * monkey_rival_25.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_25.mp3 Bristleback icon.png  You come at me and I'm taking your other eye.
 * monkey_rival_27.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_27.mp3 Broodmother icon.png  Arachnia! We end this today!
 * monkey_rival_38.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_38.mp3 Clockwerk icon.png  That armor won't save you little man.
 * monkey_rival_42.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_42.mp3 Dark Seer icon.png  I'm going to flatten that pointy little head of yours.
 * monkey_rival_43.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_43.mp3 Dazzle icon.png  Alright Dazzle, show me what you got.
 * monkey_rival_47.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_47.mp3 Disruptor icon.png  I like you better than Zeus, but I'm still gonna kill ya.
 * monkey_rival_55.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_55.mp3 Earth Spirit icon.png  I'll crack you in half!
 * monkey_rival_74.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_74.mp3 Invoker icon.png  You can't talk your way out of this one, Invoker.
 * monkey_rival_77.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_77.mp3 Juggernaut icon.png  Juggernaut, when I'm through with you there won't be any of your kind.
 * monkey_rival_82.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_82.mp3 Kunkka icon.png  Try to keep up, Kunkka.
 * monkey_rival_94.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_94.mp3 Lion icon.png  I'll send you back to hell!
 * monkey_rival_99.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_99.mp3 Lycan icon.png  I'll put you down like the dog you are.
 * monkey_rival_105.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_105.mp3 Meepo icon.png  Bring as many copies as you want, you're all dead!
 * monkey_rival_127.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_127.mp3 Outworld Devourer icon.png  It's adorable. You think you can stop me.
 * monkey_rival_136.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_136.mp3 Pudge icon.png  Here, piggy, piggy!
 * monkey_rival_143.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_143.mp3 Riki icon.png  I wish I could unsee you, Riki.
 * monkey_rival_184.mp3 monkey_crown_rival_184.mp3 Tinker icon.png  I have respect for your ingenuity, Tinker. But I'm still crushing your skull.

Meeting an ally
During early game, within 1000 radius 30% chance
 * monkey_ally_01.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_01.mp3 Abaddon icon.png  Quick question Abaddon: when you say 'Lord of Avernus' is that by birth or by marriage?
 * monkey_ally_02.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_02.mp3 Abaddon icon.png  Hey Abaddon, I know you got the mist thing down, but can you make clouds?
 * monkey_ally_03.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_03.mp3 Alchemist icon.png  So you met in jail, huh? I was stuck in solitary.
 * monkey_ally_04.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_04.mp3 Alchemist icon.png  Listen Ogre, some financial advice? If that little man stiffs you out of any of your money, beat him to death.
 * monkey_ally_05.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_05.mp3 Ancient Apparition icon.png  Listen ghost, if you're ever gonna ask the Crystal Maiden out on that date, you better start working on those ice puns.
 * monkey_ally_06.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_06.mp3 Ancient Apparition icon.png  Here's the plan: you freeze 'em, and I'll smash their face in.
 * monkey_ally_07.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_07.mp3 Anti-Mage icon.png  So when you say you'll bring an 'end to magic', you don't mean loveable talking monkey royalty right?
 * monkey_ally_08.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_08.mp3 Anti-Mage icon.png  Anti-Mage, you need to smile more.
 * monkey_ally_09.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_09.mp3 Arc Warden icon.png  Alright, it's just a suggestion, take it or leave it at your leisure. But maybe you should start talking in the first person?
 * monkey_ally_10.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_10.mp3 Arc Warden icon.png  Arc Warden, you're not planning on sticking me in the moon or anything like that?
 * monkey_ally_11.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_11.mp3 Axe icon.png  I think it's great you commissioned Goodkind to write about you. I mean, people talk about me for free but—good for you.
 * monkey_ally_12.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_12.mp3 Axe icon.png  Axe, you and I are gonna hurt a whole lot of people.
 * monkey_ally_13.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_13.mp3 Bane icon.png  Ya know, nightmare bringing aside, you're a pleasant guy to work with.
 * monkey_ally_14.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_14.mp3 Bane icon.png  You want a good nightmare to torment people? Have 'em trapped inside a rock. It's brutal.
 * monkey_ally_15.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_15.mp3 Batrider icon.png  After the battle you mind if I take the bat for a spin?
 * monkey_ally_16.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_16.mp3 Batrider icon.png  So, how long have you and the bat been an item?
 * monkey_ally_17.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_17.mp3 Beastmaster icon.png  You like animals. I am an animal. I think you and I are gonna get along just fine.
 * monkey_ally_18.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_18.mp3 Beastmaster icon.png  Ditch the boar, my friend. Primates are where it's at.
 * monkey_ally_19.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_19.mp3 Bloodseeker icon.png  Stick with me and you'll find all the blood you need.
 * monkey_ally_20.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_20.mp3 Bloodseeker icon.png  Bloodseeker, your work is messy but necessary.
 * monkey_ally_21.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_21.mp3 Bounty Hunter icon.png  Try to keep up, Gondar!
 * monkey_ally_22.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_22.mp3 Bounty Hunter icon.png  Scarves are hard to pull off, but it really works on you Bounty Hunter.
 * monkey_ally_23.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_23.mp3 Brewmaster icon.png  Brewmaster, after we kill their Ancient, we are getting loaded.
 * monkey_ally_24.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_24.mp3 Brewmaster icon.png  So how does one become a Brewmaster? Is it hours as an apprentice? An accredited course? Self given title?
 * monkey_ally_25.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_25.mp3 Bristleback icon.png  When this is all over you, me, and Brewmaster should just get loaded and pick some fights.
 * monkey_ally_26.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_26.mp3 Bristleback icon.png  Oh, I wish I could have seen that bar fight between you and Tusk.
 * monkey_ally_27.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_27.mp3 Broodmother icon.png  Let's just get through this Arachnia.
 * monkey_ally_28.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_28.mp3 Broodmother icon.png  Would it kill you to walk around like how we first met?
 * monkey_ally_29.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_29.mp3 Centaur Warrunner icon.png  Nice belt. What does it do?
 * monkey_ally_30.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_30.mp3 Centaur Warrunner icon.png  Centaur, you should really climb a tree sometime, you don't know what you're missing
 * monkey_ally_31.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_31.mp3 Chaos Knight icon.png  Me, you, and Phantom Lancer should start up an illusory exclusive club.
 * monkey_ally_32.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_32.mp3 Chaos Knight icon.png  Nice horse.
 * monkey_ally_33.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_33.mp3 Chen icon.png  Just promise me you won't control me, okay Chen?
 * monkey_ally_34.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_34.mp3 Chen icon.png  Ethically speaking, how are you okay with marching helpless creatures off to their demise?
 * monkey_ally_35.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_35.mp3 Clinkz icon.png  You mind if I call you Bones? Because whenever I hear Clinkz I start looking for a clockwork creature and I get really confused.
 * monkey_ally_36.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_36.mp3 Clinkz icon.png  You're a hero Clinkz. Not enough people give you credit for that.
 * monkey_ally_38.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_38.mp3 Clockwerk icon.png  You lock 'em down tin man, I'll take care of the rest
 * monkey_ally_39.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_39.mp3 Crystal Maiden icon.png  Hey Rylai, you think you could introduce me to Lina?
 * monkey_ally_40.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_40.mp3 Crystal Maiden icon.png  Alright Maiden, let's have some fun.
 * monkey_ally_41.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_41.mp3 Dark Seer icon.png  You think too much Dark Seer. Try living by instinct sometimes.
 * monkey_ally_42.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_42.mp3 Dark Seer icon.png  A plan is a list of things that don't happen, Dark Seer. Live in the moment.
 * monkey_ally_43.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_43.mp3 Dazzle icon.png  Dazzle: you keep me alive and I'll keep knockin' em in the dirt.
 * monkey_ally_44.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_44.mp3 Dazzle icon.png  Alright Shadow Priest, try to keep up!
 * monkey_ally_45.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_45.mp3 Death Prophet icon.png  Prophet, I get that it's your thing, but try not to die, okay?
 * monkey_ally_46.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_46.mp3 Death Prophet icon.png  Lady, you're creeping me out.
 * monkey_ally_47.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_47.mp3 Disruptor icon.png  Hey Disruptor, you're with me that Zeus is a jerk, right?
 * monkey_ally_49.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_49.mp3 Doom icon.png  Doom, huh? Your mom musta loved you.
 * monkey_ally_50.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_50.mp3 Doom icon.png  So, Doom. The Seven Hells. That sounds cozy.
 * monkey_ally_51.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_51.mp3 Dragon Knight icon.png  Half dragon, my cloud's in the shop. Can I ride you into battle?
 * monkey_ally_52.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_52.mp3 Dragon Knight icon.png  Let me know when you turn into a dragon and kill everyone. I love that part.
 * monkey_ally_53.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_53.mp3 Drow Ranger icon.png  Hey Traxex, I don't know what that other archer was talking about, you're not an emotionally vacant husk of perpetual sadness.
 * monkey_ally_54.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_54.mp3 Drow Ranger icon.png  I don't want to stick my nose in Ranger business, but that redhead wasn't saying the most kind things about you.
 * monkey_ally_55.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_55.mp3 Earth Spirit icon.png  Just stay away from me, Kaolin.
 * monkey_ally_56.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_56.mp3 Earth Spirit icon.png  Don't talk to me and we wont have any problems, Earth Spirit.
 * monkey_ally_57.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_57.mp3 Earthshaker icon.png  What's up with the Earth trying to keep guys like us down?
 * monkey_ally_58.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_58.mp3 Earthshaker icon.png  We should start up an 'imprisoned in earth' support group.
 * monkey_ally_59.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_59.mp3 Elder Titan icon.png  So, Elder Titan. You're really old.
 * monkey_ally_60.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_60.mp3 Elder Titan icon.png  Alright, old man Titan, watch and see how it's done.
 * monkey_ally_61.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_61.mp3 Ember Spirit icon.png  When this is over we're gonna have a chat about what you did.
 * monkey_ally_62.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_62.mp3 Ember Spirit icon.png  You and your brothers are dead to me Xin.
 * monkey_ally_63.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_63.mp3 Enchantress icon.png  Not gonna lie, Enchantress. Aside from Monkeys, I kind of hate animals.
 * monkey_ally_64.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_64.mp3 Enchantress icon.png  Enchantress, you are impossibly cheerful.
 * monkey_ally_65.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_65.mp3 Enigma icon.png  Enigma, you are one scary force of nature.
 * monkey_ally_66.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_66.mp3 Enigma icon.png  Hey Enigma, remember when you tricked that Alchemist? Oh, ha! Good times.
 * monkey_ally_67.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_67.mp3 Faceless Void icon.png  I think I liked you better as a dinosaur.
 * monkey_ally_68.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_68.mp3 Faceless Void icon.png  Excuse me, Mr. Void—is the Monkey Kingdom bound by the Clazemere Treaty?
 * monkey_ally_69.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_69.mp3 Gyrocopter icon.png  You are an annoying little man in an annoying little plane.
 * monkey_ally_70.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_70.mp3 Gyrocopter icon.png  I hate you Gyrocopter.
 * monkey_ally_71.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_71.mp3 Huskar icon.png  You and Dazzle should really just have a drink and hug it out.
 * monkey_ally_72.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_72.mp3 Huskar icon.png  Huskar, I'm not trying to tell you how to live your life, but getting sacrificed is a bad thing.
 * monkey_ally_73.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_73.mp3 Invoker icon.png  I know a thing or two about egomaniacs: and Invoker, you're one of the worst.
 * monkey_ally_74.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_74.mp3 Invoker icon.png  We get it Invoker, you're smart. Now can we kill these guys?
 * monkey_ally_75.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_75.mp3 Jakiro icon.png  Jakiro, Dragon Knight won't play ball. But you'll let me ride you, right?
 * monkey_ally_76.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_76.mp3 Jakiro icon.png  Glad you're on our side Jakiro.
 * monkey_ally_77.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_77.mp3 Juggernaut icon.png  You gotta tell me what happened on the Isle of Masks.
 * monkey_ally_78.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_78.mp3 Juggernaut icon.png  Juggernaut, is it true you and Templar Assassin used to be a thing?
 * monkey_ally_79.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_79.mp3 Keeper of the Light icon.png  You gotta show me how to do that lightshow trick, Ezalor.
 * monkey_ally_80.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_80.mp3 Keeper of the Light icon.png  Keeper, I was thinking next Thursday would be a good day for my 'fundamental ascension' ceremony, that work for you?
 * monkey_ally_81.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_81.mp3 Kunkka icon.png  Kunkka, I'm not trying to be rude, but you got something on your forehead.
 * monkey_ally_82.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_82.mp3 Kunkka icon.png  Let's do this Kunkka.
 * monkey_ally_83.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_83.mp3 Legion Commander icon.png  You realize you basically named your Legion 'Third Place', right?
 * monkey_ally_84.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_84.mp3 Legion Commander icon.png  Tresdin, I don't care what armies you've lead. You don't tell me what to do.
 * monkey_ally_85.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_85.mp3 Leshrac icon.png  Great. Another old guy that throws lightning around.
 * monkey_ally_86.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_86.mp3 Leshrac icon.png  Just try not to electrocute me, okay Leshrac?
 * monkey_ally_87.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_87.mp3 Lich icon.png  Ya know, for a mage that's cheated death you're... personable?
 * monkey_ally_88.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_88.mp3 Lich icon.png  You don't really warm up to people much, do you Lich?
 * monkey_ally_89.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_89.mp3 Lifestealer icon.png  Lifestealer, is that a family name? Or more of an occupation, like haberdasher?
 * monkey_ally_90.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_90.mp3 Lifestealer icon.png  So, you were in prison a long time. Got any good stories?
 * monkey_ally_91.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_91.mp3 Lina icon.png  Hey Lina, after we win can I buy you a drink?
 * monkey_ally_92.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_92.mp3 Lina icon.png  Soooo Lina. Your sister tell you about me?
 * monkey_ally_93.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_93.mp3 Lion icon.png  Lion, your name is very misleading.
 * monkey_ally_94.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_94.mp3 Lion icon.png  So, Demon Witch, that's a helluva title.
 * monkey_ally_95.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_95.mp3 Lone Druid icon.png  So are you 'Lone Druid' because you're the last druid? Or because you hate hanging out with other Druids?
 * monkey_ally_96.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_96.mp3 Lone Druid icon.png  Sylla; you, me, and that bear of yours are gonna win this battle.
 * monkey_ally_97.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_97.mp3 Luna icon.png  Hey Luna, nice wolf.
 * monkey_ally_98.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_98.mp3 Luna icon.png  We should go on a moonlit walk sometime. You know, after we kill a whole lot of people.
 * monkey_ally_99.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_99.mp3 Lycan icon.png  Lycan, you gotta step up your transformation game.
 * monkey_ally_100.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_100.mp3 Lycan icon.png  I'll help you reclaim Ambry, Lycan.
 * monkey_ally_101.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_101.mp3 Magnus icon.png  You are a large man, Magnus.
 * monkey_ally_102.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_102.mp3 Magnus icon.png  Hey Magnus, I want to start up a conservation group, you in?
 * monkey_ally_103.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_103.mp3 Medusa icon.png  I saw you and Zeus at the Sundered Moon the other night, he's married you know.
 * monkey_ally_104.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_104.mp3 Medusa icon.png  So, does your hair ever get tangles? Or does it always just look good?
 * monkey_ally_105.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_105.mp3 Meepo icon.png  You're underrated Meepo.
 * monkey_ally_106.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_106.mp3 Meepo icon.png  Guys like us gotta stick together, Meepo.
 * monkey_ally_108.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_108.mp3 Mirana icon.png  I summered in Nightsilver before. Lovely trees.
 * monkey_ally_109.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_109.mp3 Morphling icon.png  Try not to get me wet, Morphling.
 * monkey_ally_110.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_110.mp3 Morphling icon.png  Morphling, you are a lot more intimidating in person than your name suggests.
 * monkey_ally_111.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_111.mp3 Naga Siren icon.png  You got a helluva voice Siren.
 * monkey_ally_112.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_112.mp3 Naga Siren icon.png  The Deep Ones are lucky to have you on their side.
 * monkey_ally_113.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_113.mp3 Nature's Prophet icon.png  Just don't go moving the trees when I need 'em, Prophet.
 * monkey_ally_114.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_114.mp3 Nature's Prophet icon.png  Forcing trees to fight goes against their nature, Prophet.
 * monkey_ally_115.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_115.mp3 Necrophos icon.png  Ugh! Cover your mouth when you cough, Necrophos. You disgust me.
 * monkey_ally_116.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_116.mp3 Necrophos icon.png  Don't steal my kills and we'll get along just fine.
 * monkey_ally_117.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_117.mp3 Night Stalker icon.png  I guess you're not useless half the time, Night Stalker. That's pretty good.
 * monkey_ally_118.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_118.mp3 Night Stalker icon.png  Do we really have to wait til night to start fighting?
 * monkey_ally_119.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_119.mp3 Nyx Assassin icon.png  Who invited the zealot?
 * monkey_ally_120.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_120.mp3 Nyx Assassin icon.png  Nyx, I don't wanna see you this battle.
 * monkey_ally_121.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_121.mp3 Ogre Magi icon.png  So, do both heads need to eat?
 * monkey_ally_122.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_122.mp3 Ogre Magi icon.png  You're lucky you know, one of you can focus on the battle and the other can watch me be fantastic.
 * monkey_ally_123.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_123.mp3 Omniknight icon.png  You've taken the power, Omniknight. It's yours. Stop kowtowing.
 * monkey_ally_124.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_124.mp3 Omniknight icon.png  Your powers may be real, but I've never seen this Omniscience.
 * monkey_ally_125.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_125.mp3 Oracle icon.png  Never tell me the odds.
 * monkey_ally_126.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_126.mp3 Oracle icon.png  I can see the future, too, Oracle. It looks like victory.
 * monkey_ally_127.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_127.mp3 Outworld Devourer icon.png  Just so you know, I have a strict no-Astral-Imprisonment policy.
 * monkey_ally_128.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_128.mp3 Outworld Devourer icon.png  Stop looking at me like that.
 * monkey_ally_129.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_129.mp3 Phantom Assassin icon.png  Just admit it, Phantom Assassin, you kill because you like it.
 * monkey_ally_130.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_130.mp3 Phantom Assassin icon.png  I'm not one of the five names on the list right?
 * monkey_ally_131.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_131.mp3 Phantom Lancer icon.png  You're a handsome fellow!
 * monkey_ally_132.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_132.mp3 Phantom Lancer icon.png  It's quite the honor to be mistaken for me.
 * monkey_ally_133.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_133.mp3 Puck icon.png  Where is that Undertree, Puck? I might like to climb it.
 * monkey_ally_134.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_134.mp3 Puck icon.png  You should become my plucky sidesick, Puck.
 * monkey_ally_135.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_135.mp3 Pudge icon.png  Old friend! Oh. I thought you were someone else.
 * monkey_ally_136.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_136.mp3 Pudge icon.png  Do me a favor and try not to get pus on me.
 * monkey_ally_137.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_137.mp3 Pugna icon.png  Strange bedfellows, huh Pugna?
 * monkey_ally_138.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_138.mp3 Pugna icon.png  No, I don't want to see your Nether Ward. Stop asking.
 * monkey_ally_139.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_139.mp3 Queen of Pain icon.png  Sorry Akasha, I'm not looking for a Queen.
 * monkey_ally_140.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_140.mp3 Queen of Pain icon.png  You and Ostarion would make a helluva power couple.
 * monkey_ally_141.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_141.mp3 Razor icon.png  For someone without a discernible face, Razor, you sure look smug.
 * monkey_ally_142.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_142.mp3 Razor icon.png  Be careful Razor, one day that whip will be turned on you.
 * monkey_ally_143.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_143.mp3 Riki icon.png  Didn't think I'd be seeing you here, Riki.
 * monkey_ally_144.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_144.mp3 Riki icon.png  I'm friends with an alarming amount of assassins.
 * monkey_ally_145.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_145.mp3 Rubick icon.png  How about a friendly duel, Rubick? I've heard some things.
 * monkey_ally_146.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_146.mp3 Rubick icon.png  Us tricksters need to stick together, eh, Rubick?
 * monkey_ally_147.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_147.mp3 Sand King icon.png  Fighting by your side goes against every instinct I have.
 * monkey_ally_148.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_148.mp3 Sand King icon.png  I know a fellow you should talk to, Sand King. Fast friends, the two of you.
 * monkey_ally_149.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_149.mp3 Shadow Demon icon.png  A demon watching my back. There's a first time for everything.
 * monkey_ally_150.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_150.mp3 Shadow Demon icon.png  I'm something of a demon myself, you know.
 * monkey_ally_151.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_151.mp3 Shadow Fiend icon.png  Keep your hands off my soul and we'll get along just fine.
 * monkey_ally_152.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_152.mp3 Shadow Fiend icon.png  I'm not afraid to name you friend, Shadow Fiend.
 * monkey_ally_153.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_153.mp3 Shadow Shaman icon.png  I'm a fan of your work Shaman, a good con is a thing of beauty.
 * monkey_ally_154.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_154.mp3 Shadow Shaman icon.png  Are your grifting days all behind you, Shadow Shaman?
 * monkey_ally_155.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_155.mp3 Silencer icon.png  I'll do the talking, Silencer.
 * monkey_ally_156.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_156.mp3 Silencer icon.png  Your voice really carries, Silencer. A bit too much.
 * monkey_ally_157.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_157.mp3 Skywrath Mage icon.png  Are all birdmen this morose? Just you?
 * monkey_ally_158.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_158.mp3 Skywrath Mage icon.png  Know your problem? Too subservient. Be your own birdman for once.
 * monkey_ally_159.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_159.mp3 Slardar icon.png  You're the ugliest thing I've ever seen, Slardar. No offense.
 * monkey_ally_160.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_160.mp3 Slardar icon.png  I think I like hanging out with Siren better.
 * monkey_ally_161.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_161.mp3 Slark icon.png  You get inked in Dark Reef?
 * monkey_ally_162.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_162.mp3 Slark icon.png  They don't know what it's like inside. Right, Slark?
 * monkey_ally_163.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_163.mp3 Sniper icon.png  Careful not to shoot me in the back, Sniper.
 * monkey_ally_164.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_164.mp3 Sniper icon.png  Just stay away from my kills, Sniper.
 * monkey_ally_165.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_165.mp3 Spectre icon.png  If you need help, Spectre, just shout unintelligibly.
 * monkey_ally_166.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_166.mp3 Spectre icon.png  We gotta work on your communication skills, Spectre.
 * monkey_ally_167.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_167.mp3 Spirit Breaker icon.png  Don't go running off without me, Spirit Breaker.
 * monkey_ally_168.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_168.mp3 Spirit Breaker icon.png  You're almost crazier than I am, Spirit Breaker.
 * monkey_ally_169.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_169.mp3 Storm Spirit icon.png  I've seen Xin and Kaolin. Where's your other brother?
 * monkey_ally_170.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_170.mp3 Storm Spirit icon.png  Just make me a damn cloud.
 * monkey_ally_171.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_171.mp3 Sven icon.png  How do you see anything with that helmet on, Sven?
 * monkey_ally_172.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_172.mp3 Sven icon.png  Come on, Sven. Time to drop the hammer on someone!
 * monkey_ally_173.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_173.mp3 Techies icon.png  Wanna spring some traps, Techies?
 * monkey_ally_174.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_174.mp3 Techies icon.png  I'll line 'em up, Techies. You'll know when to press the button.
 * monkey_ally_175.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_175.mp3 Templar Assassin icon.png  What happened with you and Juggernaut?
 * monkey_ally_176.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_176.mp3 Templar Assassin icon.png  Thought all this Ancients business was beneath you, Lanaya.
 * monkey_ally_177.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_177.mp3 Terrorblade icon.png  Why do you spend so much time in your lesser form, Terrorblade?
 * monkey_ally_178.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_178.mp3 Terrorblade icon.png  I've seen my fair share of demonic brotherhoods. They might have considered you.
 * monkey_ally_179.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_179.mp3 Tidehunter icon.png  Just watch it with the splashing, Tidehunter.
 * monkey_ally_180.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_180.mp3 Tidehunter icon.png  Just jump in there and do your thing, Tidehunter. I'm right behind you.
 * monkey_ally_181.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_181.mp3 Timbersaw icon.png  We talked about this, Timbersaw. No clearcutting!
 * monkey_ally_182.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_182.mp3 Timbersaw icon.png  If I can't leap to the fight, Timbersaw, you know who to blame.
 * monkey_ally_183.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_183.mp3 Tinker icon.png  So Tinker, was it head trauma that made you dream all that up?
 * monkey_ally_184.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_184.mp3 Tinker icon.png  I can appreciate a man unconstrained by what the world tells him's possible.
 * monkey_ally_185.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_185.mp3 Tiny icon.png  So Tiny's just a not-so-clever name then.
 * monkey_ally_186.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_186.mp3 Tiny icon.png  We've actually got something in common, Tiny. What kind of stone are you?
 * monkey_ally_187.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_187.mp3 Treant Protector icon.png  The trees respect you, Treant, but they love me.
 * monkey_ally_188.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_188.mp3 Treant Protector icon.png  Yes, yes, Treant. I remember. No climbing.
 * monkey_ally_189.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_189.mp3 Troll Warlord icon.png  I didn't think you went in for team sports, Troll.
 * monkey_ally_190.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_190.mp3 Troll Warlord icon.png  My friend Breklin is a big fan of your work, Warlord.
 * monkey_ally_191.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_191.mp3 Tusk icon.png  Tusk! I like a fellow who does what he says and says what he does.
 * monkey_ally_192.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_192.mp3 Tusk icon.png  So, Tusk. What can you tell me about Rylai?
 * monkey_ally_193.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_193.mp3 Underlord icon.png  Where we going today, Underlord?
 * monkey_ally_194.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_194.mp3 Underlord icon.png  What's the worst place you've accidentally rifted to?
 * monkey_ally_195.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_195.mp3 Undying icon.png  I think there are better ways to do it, Undying, but to each his own.
 * monkey_ally_196.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_196.mp3 Undying icon.png  Undying? Yeah, me too.
 * monkey_ally_197.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_197.mp3 Ursa icon.png  Ursa! I welcome you to my fight.
 * monkey_ally_198.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_198.mp3 Ursa icon.png  The world needs more bears like you, Ursa.
 * monkey_ally_199.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_199.mp3 Vengeful Spirit icon.png  I'm with you - I like making people pay for what they did too.
 * monkey_ally_200.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_200.mp3 Vengeful Spirit icon.png  I like a lady that goes after what she wants.
 * monkey_ally_201.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_201.mp3 Venomancer icon.png  You should visit my Kingdom sometime.
 * monkey_ally_202.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_202.mp3 Venomancer icon.png  Just try not to spit on me, ok?
 * monkey_ally_203.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_203.mp3 Viper icon.png  You're not exciting, Viper, but you sure get the job done.
 * monkey_ally_204.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_204.mp3 Viper icon.png  You're Viper? Don't look like one to me.
 * monkey_ally_205.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_205.mp3 Visage icon.png  Send your birds aloft, Visage. Let's find some prey.
 * monkey_ally_206.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_206.mp3 Visage icon.png  Don't have to worry about me, Visage. I won't be traversing the Narrow Maze.
 * monkey_ally_207.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_207.mp3 Warlock icon.png  Can I borrow that book when you're done with it, Warlock?
 * monkey_ally_208.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_208.mp3 Warlock icon.png  I always did enjoy a good demon story.
 * monkey_ally_209.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_209.mp3 Weaver icon.png  No hard feelings, right, Weaver?
 * monkey_ally_210.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_210.mp3 Weaver icon.png  Weaver, don't let the bastards keep you down.
 * monkey_ally_211.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_211.mp3 Windranger icon.png  You don't fool me, Lyralei. I see the killer behind that smile.
 * monkey_ally_212.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_212.mp3 Windranger icon.png  I don't know what Traxex was talking about, you're not completely useless at all.
 * monkey_ally_213.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_213.mp3 Winter Wyvern icon.png  Tell me, Wyvern, which story about me is your favorite?
 * monkey_ally_214.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_214.mp3 Winter Wyvern icon.png  Wyvern, my life is poetry.
 * monkey_ally_215.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_215.mp3 Witch Doctor icon.png  I like your style, Witch Doctor.
 * monkey_ally_216.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_216.mp3 Witch Doctor icon.png  What's in that cask, anyway, Witch Doctor?
 * monkey_ally_217.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_217.mp3 Wraith King icon.png  We might as well make the best of it, Ostarion.
 * monkey_ally_218.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_218.mp3 Wraith King icon.png  I'll fight beside you, but I'm not callin' you king, Wraith.
 * monkey_ally_219.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_219.mp3 Zeus icon.png  It's no secret I don't like you, Zeus. Well, it isn't a secret now. That didn't go as planned.
 * monkey_ally_220.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_220.mp3 Zeus icon.png  It's okay, Zeus. You're one of the good ones. Today.
 * monkey_ally_221.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_221.mp3 Io icon.png  Not much of a conversationalist, eh, Io?
 * monkey_ally_222.mp3 monkey_crown_ally_222.mp3 phoenix icon.png  Don't take this the wrong way, Phoenix, but if one of us has to die, I'd rather it be you.

While riding the Nimbus cloud 30% chance, requires Great Sage's Reckoning
 * mk_arcana_cloud_05.mp3 Zeus icon.png The difference, Zeus, is that I make this look good.

Last hitting
60 seconds cooldown
 * monkey_lasthit_02.mp3 monkey_crown_lasthit_02.mp3 Ha!
 * monkey_lasthit_03.mp3 monkey_crown_lasthit_03.mp3 Too easy!
 * monkey_lasthit_04.mp3 monkey_crown_lasthit_04.mp3 Where's that gold.
 * monkey_lasthit_06.mp3 monkey_crown_lasthit_06.mp3 Alright.
 * monkey_lasthit_08.mp3 monkey_crown_lasthit_08.mp3 Don't mind if I do.
 * monkey_lasthit_10.mp3 monkey_crown_lasthit_10.mp3 I love that sound.
 * monkey_lasthit_13.mp3 monkey_crown_lasthit_13.mp3 That's right.
 * monkey_lasthit_14.mp3 monkey_crown_lasthit_14.mp3 Perfect.
 * monkey_lasthit_15.mp3 monkey_crown_lasthit_15.mp3 Naturally.
 * monkey_lasthit_19.mp3 monkey_crown_lasthit_19.mp3 Hahaha!

50% chance
 * monkey_lasthit_01.mp3 monkey_crown_lasthit_01.mp3 I'll take that.
 * monkey_lasthit_16.mp3 monkey_crown_lasthit_16.mp3  Fit for a monkey's paw.
 * monkey_lasthit_18.mp3 monkey_crown_lasthit_18.mp3  That's how it's done!
 * monkey_lasthit_22.mp3 monkey_crown_lasthit_22.mp3  Mmhmm.

25% chance
 * monkey_lasthit_05.mp3 monkey_crown_lasthit_05.mp3 I'm collecting my tithe.
 * monkey_lasthit_07.mp3 monkey_crown_lasthit_07.mp3 Time to go shopping.
 * monkey_lasthit_09.mp3 monkey_crown_lasthit_09.mp3 I could do this all day.
 * monkey_lasthit_11.mp3 monkey_crown_lasthit_11.mp3  Next!
 * monkey_lasthit_17.mp3 monkey_crown_lasthit_17.mp3  That's what I like to hear.

10% chance
 * monkey_lasthit_12.mp3 monkey_crown_lasthit_10.mp3  Goooold! Hohohohoo.

Denying
Requires visible enemy player within 1000 radius, 60 seconds cooldown
 * monkey_deny_01.mp3 monkey_crown_deny_01.mp3 I don't think so.
 * monkey_deny_02.mp3 monkey_crown_deny_02.mp3 Nu-uh.
 * monkey_deny_04.mp3 monkey_crown_deny_04.mp3 So sorry.
 * monkey_deny_06.mp3 monkey_crown_deny_06.mp3 Whoops.
 * monkey_deny_07.mp3 monkey_crown_deny_07.mp3 Back off!
 * monkey_deny_09.mp3 monkey_crown_deny_09.mp3 Not so fast.
 * monkey_deny_13.mp3 monkey_crown_deny_13.mp3 Heh.
 * monkey_deny_15.mp3 monkey_crown_deny_15.mp3 Denied!
 * monkey_deny_16.mp3 monkey_crown_deny_16.mp3 How's it feel?
 * monkey_deny_17.mp3 monkey_crown_deny_17.mp3 Sorry about that.
 * monkey_deny_18.mp3 monkey_crown_deny_18.mp3  I'm here all week.
 * monkey_grunts_05.mp3 monkey_crown_grunts_05.mp3  Hm hmm!

50% chance
 * monkey_deny_12.mp3 monkey_crown_deny_12.mp3  I take what I please.

40% chance
 * monkey_ability2_15.mp3 monkey_crown_ability2_15.mp3 No!
 * monkey_deny_05.mp3 monkey_crown_deny_05.mp3  You thought you were winning?

35% chance
 * monkey_deny_11.mp3 monkey_crown_deny_11.mp3  Unorthodox, but effective.

30% chance
 * monkey_deny_10.mp3 monkey_crown_deny_10.mp3  Not on my watch.
 * monkey_deny_14.mp3 monkey_crown_deny_14.mp3  Times are hard. For you.

25% chance
 * monkey_ability2_13.mp3 monkey_crown_ability2_13.mp3 Nope! Don't think so.

15% chance
 * monkey_ability2_11.mp3 monkey_crown_ability2_11.mp3 Aha! No you don't.
 * monkey_deny_08.mp3 monkey_crown_deny_08.mp3  You're not getting what you came for!

Denying while a specific enemy is nearby
 * monkey_deny_brood_01.mp3 monkey_crown_deny_brood_01.mp3 Broodmother icon.png  I'll pretend I didn't enjoy this.

Acquiring an item

 * monkey_purch_01.mp3 monkey_crown_purch_01.mp3  Oh yeah.
 * monkey_purch_02.mp3 monkey_crown_purch_02.mp3  This is gonna be good.
 * monkey_purch_03.mp3 monkey_crown_purch_03.mp3  Earning the money is fun, but spending it is even better.
 * monkey_purch_04.mp3 monkey_crown_purch_04.mp3  Time to get back in the fight.
 * monkey_purch_05.mp3 monkey_crown_purch_05.mp3  This could change the tide of the fight.

Acquiring a specific item
 * monkey_scepter_01.mp3 monkey_crown_scepter_01.mp3   It's not my staff, but it'll do.
 * monkey_scepter_02.mp3 monkey_crown_scepter_02.mp3   Hello beautiful.
 * monkey_scepter_03.mp3 monkey_crown_scepter_03.mp3   Ooh. Scepter!
 * monkey_blink_01.mp3 monkey_crown_blink_01.mp3   Blink dagger!
 * monkey_blink_02.mp3 monkey_crown_blink_02.mp3   They're really going to hate me now.
 * monkey_item_01.mp3 monkey_crown_item_01.mp3   Scythe of Vyse!
 * monkey_item_02.mp3 monkey_crown_item_02.mp3   Linken's Sphere!
 * monkey_item_03.mp3 monkey_crown_item_03.mp3   Dagon!
 * monkey_item_04.mp3 monkey_crown_item_04.mp3   Divine Scepter!
 * monkey_item_05.mp3 monkey_crown_item_05.mp3   Orchid Malevolence!
 * monkey_item_06.mp3 monkey_crown_item_06.mp3   Shiva's Guard!
 * monkey_item_07.mp3 monkey_crown_item_07.mp3   Force Staff!
 * monkey_item_08.mp3 monkey_crown_item_08.mp3   Satanic.
 * monkey_item_09.mp3 monkey_crown_item_09.mp3   Heart of Tarrasque.
 * monkey_item_10.mp3 monkey_crown_item_10.mp3   Sweet Bloodthorn!
 * monkey_item_11.mp3 monkey_crown_item_11.mp3   Octarine Core.
 * monkey_item_12.mp3 monkey_crown_item_12.mp3   Mjollnir.
 * monkey_item_13.mp3 monkey_crown_item_13.mp3   Assault Cuirass.
 * monkey_item_14.mp3 monkey_crown_item_14.mp3   Abyssal Blade.
 * monkey_item_15.mp3 monkey_crown_item_15.mp3   Yes! Basher.
 * monkey_item_16.mp3 monkey_crown_item_16.mp3   Radiance!
 * monkey_item_17.mp3 monkey_crown_item_17.mp3   Eye of Skadi.
 * monkey_item_18.mp3 monkey_crown_item_18.mp3   Hurricane Pike? Where am I going with this?
 * monkey_item_21.mp3 monkey_crown_item_21.mp3   Refresher Orb.
 * monkey_item_23.mp3 monkey_crown_item_23.mp3   Butterfly.
 * monkey_item_24.mp3 monkey_crown_item_24.mp3   Hand of Midas. Timely.
 * monkey_item_25.mp3 monkey_crown_item_25.mp3   Manta Style.
 * monkey_item_26.mp3 monkey_crown_item_26.mp3   Daedalus.
 * monkey_item_27.mp3 monkey_crown_item_27.mp3   Desolator.
 * monkey_item_28.mp3 monkey_crown_item_28.mp3   Diffusal Blade.
 * monkey_item_29.mp3 monkey_crown_item_29.mp3   A two for one deal.
 * monkey_item_30.mp3 monkey_crown_item_30.mp3   Shadow Blade.
 * monkey_item_31.mp3 monkey_crown_item_31.mp3   Heaven's Halberd.
 * monkey_item_32.mp3 monkey_crown_item_32.mp3   My Bar!
 * monkey_item_33.mp3 monkey_crown_item_33.mp3   My Staff!
 * monkey_item_34.mp3 monkey_crown_item_34.mp3   I have to pay for this?!
 * monkey_item_35.mp3 monkey_crown_item_35.mp3   Together again.
 * monkey_item_36.mp3 monkey_crown_item_36.mp3   Black King Bar.
 * monkey_item_37.mp3 monkey_crown_item_37.mp3   Gem of True Sight.
 * monkey_item_38.mp3 monkey_crown_item_38.mp3   Enough already.
 * monkey_item_39.mp3 monkey_crown_item_39.mp3   Sange and Yasha.
 * monkey_item_40.mp3 monkey_crown_item_40.mp3   Wards! How magnanimous.
 * monkey_item_41.mp3 monkey_crown_item_41.mp3   Divine Rapier.
 * monkey_smoke_01.mp3 monkey_crown_smoke_01.mp3   Smoke?! G'ah.
 * monkey_grunts_07.mp3 monkey_crown_grunts_07.mp3   Eyah!
 * monkey_immort_01.mp3 monkey_crown_immort_01.mp3  I am immortal!

25% chance
 * monkey_immort_02.mp3 monkey_crown_immort_02.mp3  That's another challenge off the bucket list.
 * monkey_immort_03.mp3 monkey_crown_immort_03.mp3  Immortality suits me.
 * monkey_immort_04.mp3 monkey_crown_immort_04.mp3  Thanks Roshan.

20% chance
 * monkey_item_42.mp3 monkey_crown_item_42.mp3   HmHmHmm! Divine Rapier.

5% chance
 * monkey_item_19.mp3 monkey_crown_item_19.mp3   Divine Rapier. I better not drop this.

Dying

 * monkey_levelup_04.mp3 monkey_crown_levelup_04.mp3 This battle isn't over yet.
 * monkey_death_01.mp3 monkey_crown_death_01.mp3 Ok, that was unexpected.
 * monkey_death_02.mp3 monkey_crown_death_02.mp3 Damn it!
 * monkey_death_04.mp3 monkey_crown_death_04.mp3 I'll come back stronger.
 * monkey_death_05.mp3 monkey_crown_death_05.mp3 I won't give up.
 * monkey_death_06.mp3 monkey_crown_death_06.mp3 This isn't the end...
 * monkey_death_07.mp3 monkey_crown_death_07.mp3 I'll remember this.
 * monkey_death_08.mp3 monkey_crown_death_08.mp3 I'll make you pay for this!
 * monkey_death_09.mp3 monkey_crown_death_09.mp3 No!
 * monkey_death_10.mp3 monkey_crown_death_10.mp3 Impossible!
 * monkey_death_11.mp3 monkey_crown_death_11.mp3 It can't be!
 * monkey_death_12.mp3 monkey_crown_death_12.mp3 I was defeated by them?!
 * monkey_death_13.mp3 monkey_crown_death_13.mp3 That didn't happen!
 * monkey_death_14.mp3 monkey_crown_death_14.mp3 No one does this to me!
 * monkey_death_15.mp3 monkey_crown_death_15.mp3 I want a rematch.

Respawning

 * monkey_respawn_01.mp3 monkey_crown_respawn_01.mp3 This journey isn't over yet.
 * monkey_respawn_02.mp3 monkey_crown_respawn_02.mp3 That won't happen again.
 * monkey_respawn_04.mp3 monkey_crown_respawn_04.mp3 Good thing I erased my name from that book.
 * monkey_respawn_05.mp3 monkey_crown_respawn_05.mp3 There's still time to win this.
 * monkey_respawn_06.mp3 monkey_crown_respawn_06.mp3 Looks like I'm gonna have to teach people some manners.
 * monkey_respawn_07.mp3 monkey_crown_respawn_07.mp3 No one kills the King and gets away with it.
 * monkey_respawn_08.mp3 monkey_crown_respawn_08.mp3 Good thing I ate those peaches before I came here.
 * monkey_respawn_09.mp3 monkey_crown_respawn_09.mp3 Get it together Wukong.
 * monkey_respawn_10.mp3 monkey_crown_respawn_10.mp3 I just cheated death, you'd think I'd get a little fanfare.
 * monkey_respawn_11.mp3 monkey_crown_respawn_11.mp3 Time to get to work.
 * monkey_respawn_12.mp3 monkey_crown_respawn_12.mp3 Okay, I'll admit it, that was a cute trick. Won't work again though.
 * monkey_respawn_13.mp3 monkey_crown_respawn_13.mp3 A minor setback.
 * monkey_respawn_14.mp3 monkey_crown_respawn_14.mp3 That's a strange feeling.
 * monkey_respawn_16.mp3 monkey_crown_respawn_16.mp3 Nothing will keep me down.

Reincarnating
 * monkey_fastres_01.mp3 monkey_crown_fastres_01.mp3 You think you can kill me?!

Bottling runes

 * monkey_bottle_02.mp3 monkey_crown_bottle_02.mp3 This'll come in handy.
 * monkey_bottle_03.mp3 monkey_crown_bottle_03.mp3 Oh, can't wait to use this.
 * monkey_bottle_04.mp3 monkey_crown_bottle_04.mp3 Mm. I'll use you later.
 * monkey_bottle_07.mp3 monkey_crown_bottle_07.mp3  Things are about to get exciting.
 * monkey_bottle_08.mp3 monkey_crown_bottle_08.mp3  Let's see what this does.
 * monkey_bottle_09.mp3 monkey_crown_bottle_09.mp3  Know what I can do with this?

Activating runes
Arcane 50% chance
 * monkey_arcane_01.mp3 monkey_crown_arcane_01.mp3 Oooooo.

40% chance
 * monkey_arcane_03.mp3 monkey_crown_arcane_03.mp3  Arcane Power!

35% chance
 * monkey_arcane_02.mp3 monkey_crown_arcane_02.mp3  Shiny.

Bounty 50% chance
 * monkey_bounty_01.mp3 monkey_crown_bounty_01.mp3 Excellent.

40% chance
 * monkey_bounty_02.mp3 monkey_crown_bounty_02.mp3 This'll come in handy.

15% chance
 * monkey_bounty_03.mp3 monkey_crown_bounty_03.mp3 Bounty.

Double Damage
 * monkey_doubledam_01.mp3 monkey_crown_doubledam_01.mp3 I am mighty.
 * monkey_doubledam_02.mp3 monkey_crown_doubledam_02.mp3 Nothing will stand in my way.
 * monkey_doubledam_03.mp3 monkey_crown_doubledam_03.mp3 Double Damage!

Haste
 * monkey_haste_01.mp3 monkey_crown_haste_01.mp3 Time to move!
 * monkey_haste_03.mp3 monkey_crown_haste_03.mp3 Haste!

25% chance
 * monkey_haste_02.mp3 monkey_crown_haste_02.mp3 Haha. Who needs a cloud?

Illusion
 * monkey_illus_01.mp3 monkey_crown_illus_01.mp3 Oh, I love this part.
 * monkey_illus_03.mp3 monkey_crown_illus_03.mp3 Illusion!

25% chance
 * monkey_illus_02.mp3 monkey_crown_illus_02.mp3 I could do this all day.

Invisibility
 * monkey_invis_03.mp3 monkey_crown_invis_03.mp3 Invisibility!

40% chance
 * monkey_invis_02.mp3 monkey_crown_invis_02.mp3  They'll never see me coming.

20% chance
 * monkey_invis_01.mp3 monkey_crown_invis_01.mp3  HmHmHmhmhmmm. HmmHmmHmmm. Hmmm. Hmhmhmhmhmmm.

Regeneration
 * monkey_regen_01.mp3 monkey_crown_regen_01.mp3 Ahhhh.
 * monkey_regen_03.mp3 monkey_crown_regen_03.mp3 Regeneration!

25% chance
 * monkey_regen_02.mp3 monkey_crown_regen_02.mp3 I feel better already.

Ability on cooldown
First attempt within 10 seconds
 * monkey_notyet_01.mp3 monkey_crown_notyet_01.mp3 Almost.
 * monkey_notyet_04.mp3 monkey_crown_notyet_04.mp3 Not yet.
 * monkey_notyet_07.mp3 monkey_crown_notyet_07.mp3 Wait for it.
 * monkey_notyet_10.mp3 monkey_crown_notyet_10.mp3 Just a little longer.
 * monkey_notyet_13.mp3 monkey_crown_notyet_13.mp3 Need a few more seconds.
 * monkey_notyet_16.mp3 monkey_crown_notyet_16.mp3 All in due time.
 * monkey_notyet_19.mp3 monkey_crown_notyet_19.mp3 I'll be ready in a second.
 * monkey_notyet_22.mp3 monkey_crown_notyet_22.mp3 Don't rush me, when I'm ready I'm ready.
 * monkey_notyet_25.mp3 monkey_crown_notyet_25.mp3 I'm not ready yet.
 * monkey_notyet_28.mp3 monkey_crown_notyet_28.mp3 Even I have my limits.
 * monkey_notyet_31.mp3 monkey_crown_notyet_31.mp3 Let me catch my breath first.
 * monkey_notyet_34.mp3 monkey_crown_notyet_34.mp3 I can't do that now.

Second attempt within 10 seconds
 * monkey_notyet_02.mp3 monkey_crown_notyet_02.mp3 Almost.
 * monkey_notyet_05.mp3 monkey_crown_notyet_05.mp3 Not yet.
 * monkey_notyet_08.mp3 monkey_crown_notyet_08.mp3 Wait for it.
 * monkey_notyet_11.mp3 monkey_crown_notyet_11.mp3 Just a little longer.
 * monkey_notyet_14.mp3 monkey_crown_notyet_14.mp3 Need a few more seconds.
 * monkey_notyet_17.mp3 monkey_crown_notyet_17.mp3 All in due time.
 * monkey_notyet_20.mp3 monkey_crown_notyet_20.mp3 I'll be ready in a second.
 * monkey_notyet_23.mp3 monkey_crown_notyet_23.mp3 Don't rush me, when I'm ready I'm ready.
 * monkey_notyet_26.mp3 monkey_crown_notyet_26.mp3 I'm not ready yet.
 * monkey_notyet_29.mp3 monkey_crown_notyet_29.mp3 Even I have my limits.
 * monkey_notyet_32.mp3 monkey_crown_notyet_32.mp3 Let me catch my breath first.
 * monkey_notyet_35.mp3 monkey_crown_notyet_35.mp3 I can't do that now.

Third and more attempts within 10 seconds
 * monkey_notyet_03.mp3 monkey_crown_notyet_03.mp3 Almost!
 * monkey_notyet_06.mp3 monkey_crown_notyet_06.mp3 Not yet!
 * monkey_notyet_09.mp3 monkey_crown_notyet_09.mp3 Wait for it!
 * monkey_notyet_12.mp3 monkey_crown_notyet_12.mp3 Just a little longer!
 * monkey_notyet_15.mp3 monkey_crown_notyet_15.mp3 Need a few more seconds!
 * monkey_notyet_18.mp3 monkey_crown_notyet_18.mp3 All in due time!
 * monkey_notyet_21.mp3 monkey_crown_notyet_21.mp3 I'll be ready in a second!
 * monkey_notyet_24.mp3 monkey_crown_notyet_24.mp3 Don't rush me, when I'm ready I'm ready!
 * monkey_notyet_27.mp3 monkey_crown_notyet_27.mp3 I'm not ready yet!
 * monkey_notyet_30.mp3 monkey_crown_notyet_30.mp3 Even I have my limits!
 * monkey_notyet_33.mp3 monkey_crown_notyet_33.mp3 Let me catch my breath first!
 * monkey_notyet_36.mp3 monkey_crown_notyet_36.mp3 I can't do that now!

Not enough mana
First attempt within 10 seconds
 * monkey_nomana_01.mp3 monkey_crown_nomana_01.mp3 I'm out of mana.
 * monkey_nomana_04.mp3 monkey_crown_nomana_04.mp3 I need mana.
 * monkey_nomana_07.mp3 monkey_crown_nomana_07.mp3 No mana.
 * monkey_nomana_16.mp3 monkey_crown_nomana_16.mp3 Still need mana.

20% chance
 * monkey_nomana_10.mp3 monkey_crown_nomana_10.mp3 Running on empty here.
 * monkey_nomana_13.mp3 monkey_crown_nomana_13.mp3 I need to recharge.

Second attempt within 10 seconds
 * monkey_nomana_02.mp3 monkey_crown_nomana_02.mp3 I'm out of mana.
 * monkey_nomana_05.mp3 monkey_crown_nomana_05.mp3 I need mana.
 * monkey_nomana_08.mp3 monkey_crown_nomana_08.mp3 No mana.
 * monkey_nomana_17.mp3 monkey_crown_nomana_17.mp3 Still need mana.

20% chance
 * monkey_nomana_11.mp3 monkey_crown_nomana_11.mp3 Running on empty here.
 * monkey_nomana_14.mp3 monkey_crown_nomana_14.mp3 I need to recharge.

Third and more attempts within 10 seconds
 * monkey_nomana_03.mp3 monkey_crown_nomana_03.mp3 I'm out of mana!
 * monkey_nomana_06.mp3 monkey_crown_nomana_06.mp3 I need mana!
 * monkey_nomana_09.mp3 monkey_crown_nomana_09.mp3 No mana!
 * monkey_nomana_18.mp3 monkey_crown_nomana_18.mp3 Still need mana!

20% chance
 * monkey_nomana_12.mp3 monkey_crown_nomana_12.mp3 Running on empty here!
 * monkey_nomana_15.mp3 monkey_crown_nomana_15.mp3 I need to recharge!

Taking damage
3 seconds cooldown 
 * monkey_pain_02.mp3 monkey_crown_pain_02.mp3 Aghh!
 * monkey_pain_03.mp3 monkey_crown_pain_03.mp3 Ohf!
 * monkey_pain_04.mp3 monkey_crown_pain_04.mp3 Uh!
 * monkey_pain_05.mp3 monkey_crown_pain_05.mp3 Igh!
 * monkey_pain_06.mp3 monkey_crown_pain_06.mp3 Oohf!
 * monkey_pain_07.mp3 monkey_crown_pain_07.mp3 Urgh!
 * monkey_pain_08.mp3 monkey_crown_pain_08.mp3 Ahhh!
 * monkey_pain_09.mp3 monkey_crown_pain_09.mp3 Ooah!
 * monkey_pain_10.mp3 monkey_crown_pain_10.mp3 Ehh!
 * monkey_pain_11.mp3 monkey_crown_pain_11.mp3 Oooh!
 * monkey_pain_12.mp3 monkey_crown_pain_12.mp3 Agh!
 * monkey_pain_13.mp3 monkey_crown_pain_13.mp3 Oof!
 * monkey_pain_14.mp3 monkey_crown_pain_14.mp3 Urgh!
 * monkey_pain_15.mp3 monkey_crown_pain_15.mp3 Dah!
 * monkey_pain_16.mp3 monkey_crown_pain_16.mp3 Agh!
 * monkey_pain_17.mp3 monkey_crown_pain_17.mp3 Ahh!
 * monkey_pain_18.mp3 monkey_crown_pain_18.mp3 Oah!
 * monkey_pain_19.mp3 monkey_crown_pain_19.mp3 Argh!
 * monkey_pain_20.mp3 monkey_crown_pain_20.mp3 Uh!
 * monkey_pain_21.mp3 monkey_crown_pain_21.mp3 Ah!
 * monkey_pain_22.mp3 monkey_crown_pain_22.mp3 Ooh!
 * monkey_pain_24.mp3 monkey_crown_pain_24.mp3 Aahh!
 * monkey_grunts_04.mp3 monkey_crown_grunts_04.mp3 Ooah!

35% chance
 * monkey_underattack_03.mp3 monkey_crown_underattack_03.mp3  I'm under attack!

15% chance
 * monkey_underattack_01.mp3 monkey_crown_underattack_01.mp3  Little help here!

5% chance
 * monkey_underattack_02.mp3 monkey_crown_underattack_02.mp3  Get over here and help!

Selecting
5 consecutive clicks on the hero
 * monkey_rare_01.mp3 monkey_crown_rare_01.mp3  I never should have sold my likeness and life story.
 * monkey_rare_02.mp3 monkey_crown_rare_02.mp3  There's a lot of stories about the Monkey King. Some of 'em are even true.
 * monkey_rare_03.mp3 monkey_crown_rare_03.mp3  Where did I park my cloud?
 * monkey_rare_04.mp3 monkey_crown_rare_04.mp3  Well, some people ask if I'm really a king. And I always wonder why no one asks if I'm really a monkey.

Chat responses
Lane missing
 * monkey_missing_lane_01.mp3 monkey_crown_missing_lane_01.mp3 Top is missing!
 * monkey_missing_lane_02.mp3 monkey_crown_missing_lane_02.mp3 Middle is missing!
 * monkey_missing_lane_03.mp3 monkey_crown_missing_lane_03.mp3 Bottom is missing!

Thanking thx, thanks, ty, or ally casts certain spell on player, 30 seconds cooldown
 * monkey_thanks_01.mp3 monkey_thanks_01.mp3 Thanks.
 * monkey_thanks_02.mp3 monkey_thanks_02.mp3 Appreciate it.

40% chance
 * monkey_thanks_03.mp3 monkey_thanks_03.mp3  Hey, you're almost as good as me.
 * monkey_thanks_04.mp3 monkey_thanks_04.mp3  The Monkey King's gratitude is worth more than gold. (broken file)

Laughing /laugh, haha, lol, 15 seconds cooldown
 * monkey_laugh_01.mp3 monkey_crown_laugh_01.mp3 Hm hm hm hm hmm.
 * monkey_laugh_02.mp3 monkey_crown_laugh_02.mp3 Hohohohoo.
 * monkey_laugh_03.mp3 monkey_crown_laugh_03.mp3 Huhahahahahahahahaaa.
 * monkey_laugh_04.mp3 monkey_crown_laugh_04.mp3 Hnhnhnhnhnhnhnn.
 * monkey_laugh_05.mp3 monkey_crown_laugh_05.mp3 Ooh ha ha ha haa ah ha ha.
 * monkey_laugh_06.mp3 monkey_crown_laugh_06.mp3 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
 * monkey_laugh_07.mp3 monkey_crown_laugh_07.mp3 Ho ho ho hoo oh.
 * monkey_laugh_08.mp3 monkey_crown_laugh_08.mp3 Ooo ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
 * monkey_laugh_09.mp3 monkey_crown_laugh_09.mp3 Oh ho ho ho ho hoo.
 * monkey_laugh_10.mp3 monkey_crown_laugh_10.mp3 Ha ha ha.
 * monkey_laugh_11.mp3 monkey_crown_laugh_11.mp3 Hoo oh oh oh.
 * monkey_laugh_12.mp3 monkey_crown_laugh_12.mp3 Hehehehehe.
 * monkey_laugh_13.mp3 monkey_crown_laugh_13.mp3 Hohohohohoho.
 * monkey_laugh_14.mp3 monkey_crown_laugh_14.mp3 Huhahahahahahaha.
 * monkey_laugh_15.mp3 monkey_crown_laugh_15.mp3 Hohohoho.
 * monkey_laugh_16.mp3 monkey_crown_laugh_16.mp3 Oh ho hooo.
 * monkey_laugh_17.mp3 monkey_crown_laugh_17.mp3  Ah ha ha ha ha ha. Woohoohoohoo. Ohhh heee.
 * monkey_laugh_18.mp3 monkey_crown_laugh_18.mp3  Ha ha ha.

Match end
Won
 * monkey_win_01.mp3 monkey_crown_win_01.mp3 Of course we won, I'm here.
 * monkey_win_03.mp3 monkey_crown_win_03.mp3 Oh, too easy!
 * monkey_win_04.mp3 monkey_crown_win_04.mp3 Hahahahahaaa! Oh!

50% chance
 * monkey_win_02.mp3 monkey_crown_win_02.mp3 Ohh, I'll be signing autographs out front.

''20% chance, between 1st and 11th minute
 * monkey_ability5_07.mp3 monkey_crown_ability5_07.mp3 This was over before it started.

Lost
 * monkey_lose_01.mp3 monkey_crown_lose_01.mp3 I...I lost.
 * monkey_lose_02.mp3 monkey_crown_lose_02.mp3 How did this happen!
 * monkey_lose_03.mp3 monkey_crown_lose_03.mp3 Impossible, tell this story again!
 * monkey_lose_04.mp3 monkey_crown_lose_04.mp3 This isn't the end of the story, I promise you.

20% chance
 * monkey_death_16.mp3 monkey_crown_death_16.mp3 This isn't my role!

''20% chance, between 1st and 11th minute
 * monkey_ability5_07.mp3 monkey_crown_ability5_07.mp3 This was over before it started.

Cosmetic item drop
Common
 * monkey_drop_common_01.mp3 monkey_crown_drop_common_01.mp3 This'll work.

Uncommon
 * monkey_drop_medium_01.mp3 monkey_crown_drop_medium_01.mp3 Alright.

Rare and higher
 * monkey_drop_rare_01.mp3 monkey_crown_drop_rare_01.mp3 Ohhohohohoo.
 * monkey_drop_rare_02.mp3 monkey_crown_drop_rare_02.mp3 Mine by right!
 * monkey_drop_rare_03.mp3 monkey_crown_drop_rare_03.mp3 Oooooo.

Misc
Using Taunt: Goin' Bananas
 * monkey_taunt_01.mp3 monkey_crown_taunt_01.mp3 I can lift a seventeen-thousand pound staff. You think I'm scared of you?
 * monkey_taunt_02.mp3 monkey_crown_taunt_02.mp3 You're not in my league, I get it. But try to keep up.

Gaining a Godlike kill streak while a specific hero is in the match
 * monkey_godlike_01.mp3 monkey_crown_godlike_01.mp3 Broodmother icon.png  Hey Broodmother: Are you watching? ARE YOU WATCHING?!

Wizard
 * monkey_crumwiz_01.mp3 monkey_crown_crumwiz_01.mp3  Crummy wizard!
 * monkey_shitwiz_01.mp3 monkey_crown_shitwiz_01.mp3  Shitty wizard!

Anger
 * monkey_anger_08.mp3 monkey_crown_anger_08.mp3  Rrrah!
 * monkey_anger_09.mp3 monkey_crown_anger_09.mp3  Ahhh!
 * monkey_anger_10.mp3 monkey_crown_anger_10.mp3  Ruah!
 * monkey_anger_11.mp3 monkey_crown_anger_11.mp3  Ahh!
 * monkey_anger_12.mp3 monkey_crown_anger_12.mp3  Aah!
 * monkey_anger_13.mp3 monkey_crown_anger_13.mp3  Rrrrnnnn!
 * monkey_anger_14.mp3 monkey_crown_anger_14.mp3  Aghhh!
 * monkey_anger_15.mp3 monkey_crown_anger_15.mp3  Ah!
 * monkey_anger_16.mp3 monkey_crown_anger_16.mp3  Uraaaah!

Happy
 * monkey_happy_04.mp3 monkey_crown_happy_04.mp3  Haaa.
 * monkey_happy_06.mp3 monkey_crown_happy_06.mp3  Haaaa.
 * monkey_happy_07.mp3 monkey_crown_happy_07.mp3  Ahhhhh.
 * monkey_happy_08.mp3 monkey_crown_happy_08.mp3  HmmHmmmmm.
 * monkey_happy_09.mp3 monkey_crown_happy_09.mp3  Aaaaaaah.

No
 * monkey_no_01.mp3 monkey_crown_no_01.mp3  Na.