User:Wagonmastergeneralrunsimmon

Steam Name: Rakashakasulu

Real Name: Padraic

Quotes:

On Professional Dota 2: "You can always tell a professional Dota player just by looking at their inventory. They WILL have a force staff."

On Winning: "Never let your head get too big when you win, or it won't be able to fit through the door to the next victory."

On Losing: "They say losing improves character, well this is not always the case. You must accept that losing is your fault if you are to learn from it."

10 Favourite Heroes to Play (And Favourite Quotes):

1) Slark the Nightcrawler. "Alone is best but sometimes you need mates. Worst comes to worst you can always eat them"

2) Invoker. "Behold before you, the illustrious, the imperious, ingenious arch-mage… CARL."

3) Gondar the Bounty Hunter. "You're wanted dead or alive, I don't know which you are but I'll collect your bounty all the same."

4) Balanar the Night Stalker. "You've reached the end of your days."

5) Dazzle the Shadow Priest. "If killing you is wrong, I don't want to be right"

6) Rizzrack the Timbersaw "If you fall in the forest and I laugh, will anyone hear me?"

7) Morphling "Didn't you see me waving?"

8) Sven the Rogue Knight "I would not kill a maiden, but you forced the issue!"

9) Rattletrap the Clockwerk "If you come back, I'll kill you again."

10) Zharvakko the Witch Doctor "Which Doctor you expecting?"

10 Least Favourite Heroes to Play (And why):

1) Shadow Demon Fairly useless at most points during the game. Good at harassing at the start. That's about it.

2) Skitskurr the Weaver It seems whenever I play him the enemy always know what they're doing and I don't.

3) Slithice the Naga Siren It's mainly her voice actually.

4) Black Arachnia the Broodmother Well...weak and complicated at the start, strong and complicated at the end. If you get there that is.

5) Undying the Almighty Dirge God he hits slowly. God he levels slowly. God he does everything at the speed at which he's decaying.

6) Ish'kafel the Dark Seer. I don't know, I'm definitely doing it wrong, I just don't like the fact that the enemy needs to be more powerful than him for him to win.

7) Io the Guardian Wisp. Despite being one of the 'best' supports in the game, he's a surprisingly bad support.

8) Akasha the Queen of Pain. I don't know, I get focused on because people think she's dangerous when really I've no idea what I'm doing.

9) Luna the Moon Rider. I don't know why, I just don't like her.

10) Puck the Faerie Dragon Timing is everything. Therein lies my problem.

10 Heroes I Hate Playing Against (And why):

1) Skitskurr the Weaver. Because he's powerful, which is annoying, and fragile but really hard to kill, which is annoying.

2) Rotund'jere the Necrolyte Because spending a bit more than a minute within a 1000 radius of him will kill you; needless to say he's impossible to lane against without massive regeneration.

3) Rikimaru the Stealth Assassin. You can't fight him with an autoattacker and you can't fight him with spells. Smoke screen is even more annoying than the fact that I can never see him coming.

4) Naix the Lifestealer The tougher you are to kill, the less likely you are to kill him; he turns the power of a team's tank against them.

5) Viper the Netherdrake. Impossible to escape, difficult to catch, surprisingly strong bite.

6) Nortrom the Silencer. Every spellcaster's worst nightmare.

7) Nyx Assassin One hit, stun, mana burn, dead. That's all I get from this guy.

8) Kardel Sharpeye the Sniper As Bounty Hunter once said "Only cowards hunt from a distance."

9) Anti-Mage. Ignorant and indignant, self-righteous and stupid, as well as a bitch to catch and kill.

10) Ostarion the Skeleton King "Alive or dead Skeleton King. Pick One" Most times he chooses the former.

How I counter certain heroes I hate:

Lifestealer: Shut him down early, if he is on the enemy team I'll take long lane, if he lanes I'll play hyper-aggressive harassment, if he's jungling I'll wait until level 3, buy some wards and take my partner to kill him, then take out all the jungle and ward to stop him from farming, later I'll do this for the ancients. Heroes to counter Naix: Most agility carries can outfight him due to their damage output being much higher than their health as well as having high armor due to their agility being high. If you need to shut him down at the start then Night Stalker is a good choice as he can easily gank the jungle Naix is in at level 3.

Necrolyte: By killing him at every given opportunity. Not that hard when it comes down to it, but he still pisses me off beyond imagining. A hero with high regeneration but low max health is good against this guy, like an Invoker with several instances of mid level Quas or someone with lifesteal.

Weaver: Doom.