Alchemist/Responses

Spawning

 * alch_spawn_01.mp3 Alchemist!
 * alch_spawn_02.mp3 Yeah, I'm here.
 * alch_spawn_03.mp3 I'll be the catalyst!
 * alch_spawn_04.mp3 You can call me Al! He's the brains of the operation.
 * alch_spawn_05.mp3 I'm the brains! And I'm the brawn!

Beginning the Battle

 * alch_battlebegins_01.mp3 Aaand we're off!
 * alch_battlebegins_02.mp3 You have your marching orders!

Unstable Concoction about to explode

 * alch_ability_concoc_11.mp3 Uh oh.
 * alch_ability_concoc_12.mp3 Look out!
 * alch_ability_concoc_13.mp3 What the---
 * alch_ability_concoc_14.mp3 Duck!
 * alch_ability_concoc_18.mp3 What're you waiting for?
 * alch_ability_concoc_19.mp3 Throw it!
 * alch_ability_concoc_20.mp3 Throw the damn thing!

Unstable Concoction thrown just in time

 * alch_ability_concoc_16.mp3 That was a close one!
 * alch_ability_concoc_17.mp3 Oh ho yeah!

Unstable Concoction not thrown

 * alch_ability_concoc_21.mp3 Hey, watch my head!
 * alch_ability_concoc_22.mp3 Hey!
 * alch_ability_concoc_23.mp3 Ow!
 * alch_ability_concoc_24.mp3 Ow! That hurt!
 * alch_ability_concoc_25.mp3 Didn't you hear me telling you to throw it?

Drawing First Blood

 * alch_firstblood_01.mp3 First Blood! We're off to an explosive start!

Killing a hero with Unstable Concoction

 * alch_ability_concoc_09.mp3 Shaken and stirred!
 * alch_ability_concoc_15.mp3 Mixed that up special for you!

Killing a Hero

 * alch_kill_01.mp3 That was special for you.
 * alch_kill_02.mp3 That was genius!
 * alch_kill_03.mp3 It's all part of the formula.
 * alch_kill_04.mp3 You've been mixing with the wrong crowd.
 * alch_kill_05.mp3 That's comedy gold!
 * alch_kill_06.mp3 That's you distilled to your essence.
 * alch_kill_07.mp3 You could use more refinement.
 * alch_kill_08.mp3 Talk about overreacting.
 * alch_kill_09.mp3 You're melting, you're melting, ha ha!
 * alch_kill_10.mp3 Tell the ogre you're sorry.
 * alch_kill_11.mp3 Ha ha ha ha!
 * alch_kill_12.mp3 Ha ha ha ha!
 * alch_kill_13.mp3 Ha ha!
 * alch_kill_14.mp3 Got one!
 * alch_kill_15.mp3 The boss said you had to go.
 * alch_kill_16.mp3 You want I should keep punching him, boss?
 * alch_kill_17.mp3 Aw, I was just getting started.
 * alch_kill_18.mp3 Was that one mine?
 * alch_laugh_01.mp3 Ha ha ha ha!
 * alch_laugh_02.mp3 Ha ha!
 * alch_laugh_03.mp3 Ha ha ha!
 * alch_laugh_04.mp3 Heh hee ha!
 * alch_laugh_05.mp3 Ha ha ha ha ha!
 * alch_laugh_06.mp3 Heh heh heh he he.
 * alch_laugh_07.mp3 Ha ha ha ha ha!
 * alch_laugh_08.mp3 Bah ha ha!
 * alch_laugh_09.mp3 Ah ha!
 * alch_laugh_10.mp3 Ha ha!

Killing a Rival

 * alch_rival_01.mp3 Damn, was gonna ask Batrider if he wanted to trade mounts. Hey!
 * alch_rival_02.mp3 You don't think Pudge will mind if we salvage him for fluids, do ya?
 * alch_rival_03.mp3 Pudge, were you tapping methane? Yikes!
 * alch_rival_04.mp3 I always wondered what you'd get if you melted Apparition down.
 * alch_rival_05.mp3 All right! Fairy dragon blood is hard to come by.
 * alch_rival_06.mp3 Hey, you think Kunkka knew I stole his rum?
 * alch_rival_07.mp3 Morphling, if I could have shoved you in a beaker…
 * alch_rival_10.mp3 Clinkz, your bones were brittle. Shoulda eaten more spinach.
 * alch_rival_11.mp3 Pugna's full of phosphorus? That makes sense.
 * alch_rival_13.mp3 A little mercury goes a long way, eh, Slardar?
 * alch_rival_14.mp3 Thanks to Slardar I can rig up an excellent mercury switch.
 * alch_rival_15.mp3 Get out the siphon. Clockwerk's full of gasoline!
 * alch_rival_16.mp3 Sniper, if you're done with all that gunpowder, I can use it.
 * alch_rival_17.mp3 I didn't need a tree trunk to knock you out, Earthshaker.
 * alch_rival_18.mp3 My fists beat your axe, Axe.
 * alch_rival_19.mp3 You made my knuckles bleed, Spirit Breaker.
 * alch_rival_20.mp3 Paper scissors axe fist!

Removed from game

 * alch_rival_12.mp3 Well Doom Bringer, if you keep that up, I won't want for sulfur.

Moving

 * alch_move_01.mp3 Yes!
 * alch_move_02.mp3 Yes!
 * alch_move_03.mp3 Yep!
 * alch_move_04.mp3 You got it!
 * alch_move_05.mp3 Okey dokey!
 * alch_move_06.mp3 Okay!
 * alch_move_07.mp3 Yeah!
 * alch_move_08.mp3 Yep!
 * alch_move_09.mp3 Mixing it up!
 * alch_move_10.mp3 Sounds like a plan.
 * alch_move_11.mp3 Decanting!
 * alch_move_12.mp3 Pour it on!
 * alch_move_13.mp3 Let's go!
 * alch_move_14.mp3 You heard him!
 * alch_move_15.mp3 Stir it up!
 * alch_move_16.mp3 Thataway!
 * alch_move_17.mp3 Over there!
 * alch_move_18.mp3 Watch your step!
 * alch_move_19.mp3 Watch where you're going!
 * alch_move_20.mp3 Easy now, this stuff is explosive!
 * alch_move_21.mp3 Hey, you're making me spill!
 * alch_move_22.mp3 Go go go!
 * alch_move_23.mp3 Shake it!
 * alch_move_24.mp3 Tiptoe now, you're shaking my brew!
 * alch_move_25.mp3 Stop kicking me!
 * alch_move_26.mp3 You're the boss.
 * alch_move_27.mp3 Yeah, yeah.
 * alch_move_28.mp3 I'm going, I'm going.
 * alch_move_29.mp3 Come on, boss.
 * alch_move_30.mp3 Okay, okay.
 * alch_move_31.mp3 I heard you.
 * alch_move_32.mp3 All right already.
 * alch_move_33.mp3 Whatever you say.
 * alch_move_34.mp3 Watch your heels.
 * alch_move_35.mp3 Hm!
 * alch_move_36.mp3 Huh!
 * alch_move_37.mp3 Uh huh.
 * alch_move_38.mp3 Heh.
 * alch_move_39.mp3 Huh?
 * alch_move_40.mp3 Mm hm.
 * alch_move_41.mp3 Uh huh.

Attacking

 * alch_attack_01.mp3 Attack!
 * alch_attack_02.mp3 Giddy up!
 * alch_attack_03.mp3 Don't hold back!
 * alch_attack_04.mp3 We got this!
 * alch_attack_05.mp3 Now we're cookin!
 * alch_attack_06.mp3 Start reacting!
 * alch_attack_07.mp3 Here we come!
 * alch_attack_08.mp3 Here we come!
 * alch_attack_09.mp3 We're onto you!
 * alch_attack_10.mp3 Let's get em!
 * alch_attack_11.mp3 You drive for a while!
 * alch_attack_12.mp3 Formula racing!
 * alch_attack_13.mp3 You point, I'll punch!
 * alch_attack_14.mp3 I'll get right on them.
 * alch_attack_15.mp3 I always do your dirty work.
 * alch_attack_16.mp3 On it!
 * alch_attack_17.mp3 I'm feeling punchy.
 * alch_attack_18.mp3 Come take some punches.
 * alch_attack_19.mp3 Here we go!

Casting a Spell

 * alch_cast_01.mp3 My little friend wants a word with you.
 * alch_cast_02.mp3 We got something special for you.
 * alch_cast_03.mp3 Got a fresh batch on the way.

Casting Acid Spray

 * alch_ability_acid_01.mp3 Hold your nose!
 * alch_ability_acid_02.mp3 Incoming!
 * alch_ability_acid_03.mp3 Acid in the hole!
 * alch_ability_acid_04.mp3 Fore!
 * alch_ability_acid_05.mp3 Watch your head!
 * alch_ability_acid_06.mp3 That stuff burns!
 * alch_ability_acid_07.mp3 Toxic spill!
 * alch_ability_acid_08.mp3 This'll eat up your armor.
 * alch_ability_acid_09.mp3 I don't wanna walk in that.
 * alch_ability_acid_10.mp3 That stuff stings.
 * alch_ability_acid_11.mp3 Don't make me go there.
 * alch_ability_acid_12.mp3 Do not go there!

Casting Unstable Concoction

 * alch_ability_concoc_01.mp3 Cocktail time!
 * alch_ability_concoc_02.mp3 Shoulda been a mixologist!
 * alch_ability_concoc_03.mp3 Gotta get rid of this stuff!
 * alch_ability_concoc_04.mp3 Cocktails in five…
 * alch_ability_concoc_05.mp3 Cocktails for five!
 * alch_ability_concoc_06.mp3 Little bit of this, little bit of that.
 * alch_ability_concoc_07.mp3 Whoa whoa whoa whoa!
 * alch_ability_concoc_08.mp3 Look what's cookin!
 * alch_ability_concoc_10.mp3 It's heatin up!

Casting Chemical Rage

 * alch_ability_rage_01.mp3 Ha ha! Sic em!
 * alch_ability_rage_02.mp3 Ha ha!
 * alch_ability_rage_03.mp3 Down the hatch!
 * alch_ability_rage_04.mp3 Open up!
 * alch_ability_rage_05.mp3 Yee haw!
 * alch_ability_rage_06.mp3 Woo hoo!
 * alch_ability_rage_07.mp3 Woo hoo!
 * alch_ability_rage_08.mp3 Knives out!
 * alch_ability_rage_09.mp3 Go on, little buddy!
 * alch_ability_rage_10.mp3 Pour it on!
 * alch_ability_rage_11.mp3 Let em have it!
 * alch_ability_rage_12.mp3 Knives akimbo!
 * alch_ability_rage_13.mp3 Ogre battle!
 * alch_ability_rage_14.mp3 I can't believe I'm seeing this with my own eyes!
 * alch_ability_rage_15.mp3 Mrrraaw!
 * alch_ability_rage_16.mp3 Urrooor!
 * alch_ability_rage_17.mp3 Rawwwr!
 * alch_ability_rage_18.mp3 Mrrroar!
 * alch_ability_rage_19.mp3 More!
 * alch_ability_rage_20.mp3 More!
 * alch_ability_rage_21.mp3 These are my blades!
 * alch_ability_rage_22.mp3 Here I come!
 * alch_ability_rage_23.mp3 Let me at em!
 * alch_ability_rage_24.mp3 It's hacking time!
 * alch_ability_rage_25.mp3 Hey, everybody!

Last Hitting

 * alch_ability_goblin_01.mp3 Greed is good.
 * alch_ability_goblin_02.mp3 Gimme gimme!
 * alch_ability_goblin_03.mp3 Candy from a baby!
 * alch_ability_goblin_04.mp3 I'm gonna need a bin for it all.
 * alch_ability_goblin_05.mp3 Happiness can be bought.
 * alch_ability_goblin_06.mp3 With interest!
 * alch_ability_goblin_07.mp3 Compound interest.
 * alch_lasthit_01.mp3 Only ninety eight percent pure?
 * alch_lasthit_02.mp3 Now that's how you make gold.
 * alch_lasthit_03.mp3 We'll split this.
 * alch_lasthit_04.mp3 One for you. Thanks.
 * alch_lasthit_05.mp3 One for me.
 * alch_lasthit_06.mp3 Divvy that up.
 * alch_lasthit_07.mp3 We'll take that.
 * alch_lasthit_08.mp3 Gotta get my cut.
 * alch_lasthit_09.mp3 For the boss.

Gaining a Level

 * alch_level_01.mp3 This stuff really works!
 * alch_level_02.mp3 I've got the stuff!
 * alch_level_03.mp3 Lead into gold!
 * alch_level_04.mp3 That's what I call chemistry.
 * alch_level_05.mp3 Better living through alchemy!
 * alch_level_06.mp3 Ah ha ha ha!
 * alch_level_07.mp3 Oh ho!
 * alch_level_08.mp3 Ah ha ha ha ha!
 * alch_level_09.mp3 Ah ha!
 * alch_level_10.mp3 You losing weight, boss?
 * alch_level_11.mp3 Gonna punch a little harder.
 * alch_level_12.mp3 I felt that too!

Dying

 * alch_death_01.mp3 No!
 * alch_death_02.mp3 No!
 * alch_death_03.mp3 Must've mixed up the formula!
 * alch_death_04.mp3 How'd I get mixed up in this!
 * alch_death_05.mp3 Down we go.
 * alch_death_06.mp3 My trusty mount.
 * alch_death_07.mp3 Transmuted.
 * alch_death_08.mp3 Gold into dead.
 * alch_death_09.mp3 Sorry, friend, I let you down.
 * alch_death_10.mp3 Back to the drawing board.
 * alch_death_11.mp3 Dismount.
 * alch_death_12.mp3 Shoulda brought a bigger ogre.
 * alch_death_13.mp3 I slipped!
 * alch_death_14.mp3 Ow!
 * alch_death_15.mp3 Sorry, boss.
 * alch_death_16.mp3 Boss? Boss…
 * alch_death_17.mp3 I think I'll be okay…
 * alch_death_18.mp3 Don't put me out of my misery yet.
 * alch_death_19.mp3 Ah!

After dying with

 * alch_fastres_01.mp3 We'll be right back!

Respawning

 * alch_respawn_01.mp3 We're back!
 * alch_respawn_02.mp3 Alchemy is the future!
 * alch_respawn_03.mp3 Let's see if I can improve on that formula.
 * alch_respawn_04.mp3 I've got some new recipes to try out.
 * alch_respawn_05.mp3 Let's learn from our failures.
 * alch_respawn_06.mp3 Failure is just another kind of success. The wrong kind.
 * alch_respawn_07.mp3 Well, that was a waste of ingredients.
 * alch_respawn_08.mp3 That's one way to work out the impurities.
 * alch_respawn_09.mp3 Maybe I should find some more stable formulas.
 * alch_respawn_10.mp3 I hope I didn't leave anything on the burner.

Rare

 * alch_rare_01.mp3 Who's my little buddy?
 * alch_rare_02.mp3 You're all right, you know that?
 * alch_rare_03.mp3 I can't feel my legs.
 * alch_rare_04.mp3 Say hello to the nice people. Eh, he's shy.

Purchasing an Item

 * alch_purch_01.mp3 Oh, this is gonna be good! Is it new shoes?
 * alch_purch_02.mp3 We pooled our money for this!
 * alch_purch_03.mp3 I love buying new equipment! Is it a back brace?

Purchasing

 * alch_blink_01.mp3 Blink dagger! Less walking is good!
 * alch_blink_02.mp3 We're gonna have some fun with this!

Purchasing

 * alch_scepter_01.mp3 Oh ho! Scepter!
 * alch_scepter_02.mp3 Everything's better with scepter!

Purchasing Specific Item

 * alch_item_01.mp3 Vanguard.png Vanguard!
 * alch_item_02.mp3 Satanic.png Satanic!
 * alch_item_03.mp3 Hood of Defiance.png Hood of Defiance!
 * alch_item_04.mp3 Heart of Tarrasque.png Heart of Tarrasque!
 * alch_item_05.mp3 Assault Cuirass.png Assault Cuirass! Boss, that's not gonna fit on you.
 * alch_item_06.mp3 Radiance.png Radiance!
 * alch_item_07.mp3 Phase Boots.png Phase Boots! Finally, new shoes!
 * alch_item_08.mp3 Mask of Madness.png Mask of Madness!

Bottling a Rune

 * alch_bottle_01.mp3 Everything good comes from a bottle.
 * alch_bottle_02.mp3 Bottles make everything better.
 * alch_bottle_03.mp3 I'll make a tincture.

Denying

 * alch_deny_01.mp3 Denied!
 * alch_deny_02.mp3 Denied!
 * alch_deny_03.mp3 Uh uh!
 * alch_deny_04.mp3 We're here to say no!
 * alch_deny_05.mp3 Nope!
 * alch_deny_06.mp3 Not gonna happen!
 * alch_deny_07.mp3 Trust me, you didn't want it anyway.
 * alch_deny_08.mp3 Ha ha ha ha!
 * alch_deny_09.mp3 Ha ha!
 * alch_deny_10.mp3 Ah ha ha ha!
 * alch_deny_11.mp3 No way!
 * alch_deny_12.mp3 No way!
 * alch_deny_13.mp3 Denied!
 * alch_deny_14.mp3 Uh uh!
 * alch_deny_15.mp3 Denied!
 * alch_deny_16.mp3 Denied!
 * alch_deny_17.mp3 Uh uh.
 * alch_deny_18.mp3 Uh uh!
 * alch_deny_19.mp3 No way!
 * alch_deny_20.mp3 Nope!
 * alch_deny_21.mp3 Boss wanted it for himself.
 * alch_deny_22.mp3 I needed the exercise.

Losing

 * alch_lose_01.mp3 No!
 * alch_lose_02.mp3 Defeated!
 * alch_lose_03.mp3 The whole world went to lead!

Winning

 * alch_win_01.mp3 Yes!
 * alch_win_02.mp3 Victory!
 * alch_win_03.mp3 We've got pretty good chemistry.

Taking

 * alch_immort_01.mp3 Immortality!
 * alch_immort_02.mp3 Does Immortality work for both of us? It better!

Activating Haste

 * alch_haste_01.mp3 Haste!
 * alch_haste_02.mp3 Run, buddy, run!

Activating Double Damage

 * alch_doubdam_01.mp3 Double damage!
 * alch_doubdam_02.mp3 No more splitting the damage between us.

Activating Regeneration

 * alch_regen_01.mp3 Regeneration!
 * alch_regen_02.mp3 A formula for perfect health!

Activating Illusion

 * alch_illus_01.mp3 Illusion!
 * alch_illus_02.mp3 Two goes into six!
 * alch_illus_03.mp3 I don't think I have enough bottles for all of us!

Activating Invisibility

 * alch_invis_01.mp3 Invisibility!
 * alch_invis_02.mp3 Been trying to figure out this formula for ages.

Activating Bounty

 * alch_lasthit_07.mp3 We'll take that.

Attempting to Use an Ability on Cooldown

 * alch_notyet_01.mp3 Not yet.
 * alch_notyet_02.mp3 I'm not ready.
 * alch_notyet_03.mp3 It's not time yet.
 * alch_notyet_04.mp3 Not yet.
 * alch_notyet_05.mp3 I'm not ready.
 * alch_notyet_06.mp3 It's not time yet.
 * alch_notyet_07.mp3 Not yet.
 * alch_notyet_08.mp3 I'm not ready.
 * alch_notyet_09.mp3 It's not time yet.

Attempting to Use an Ability without Mana

 * alch_nomana_01.mp3 Out of mana.
 * alch_nomana_02.mp3 No mana.
 * alch_nomana_03.mp3 Not enough mana.
 * alch_nomana_04.mp3 Out of mana.
 * alch_nomana_05.mp3 No mana.
 * alch_nomana_06.mp3 Not enough mana.
 * alch_nomana_07.mp3 Out of mana.
 * alch_nomana_08.mp3 No mana.
 * alch_nomana_09.mp3 Not enough mana.

Thanking

 * alch_thanks_01.mp3 Thanks!
 * alch_thanks_02.mp3 We owe ya one.

Coming Under Attack

 * alch_underattack_01.mp3 We're under attack!

Pain

 * alch_pain_01.mp3 Uh!
 * alch_pain_02.mp3 Ah!
 * alch_pain_03.mp3 Ooh!
 * alch_pain_04.mp3 Ow!
 * alch_pain_05.mp3 Ooh!
 * alch_pain_06.mp3 Oh!
 * alch_pain_07.mp3 Ah!
 * alch_pain_08.mp3 Ow!
 * alch_pain_09.mp3 Urr!
 * alch_pain_10.mp3 Uh!
 * alch_pain_11.mp3 Ow!

Laughter

 * alch_laugh_01.mp3 Ha ha ha ha!
 * alch_laugh_02.mp3 Ha ha!
 * alch_laugh_03.mp3 Ha ha ha!
 * alch_laugh_04.mp3 Heh hee ha!
 * alch_laugh_05.mp3 Ha ha ha ha ha!
 * alch_laugh_06.mp3 Heh heh heh he he.
 * alch_laugh_07.mp3 Ha ha ha ha ha!
 * alch_laugh_08.mp3 Bah ha ha!
 * alch_laugh_09.mp3 Ah ha!
 * alch_laugh_10.mp3 Ha ha!

Unused Responses

 * alch_spawn_06.mp3 Admire the brawn! Thanks, brains!
 * alch_ability_concoc_26.mp3 Maybe you want to trade places?
 * alch_ability_concoc_27.mp3 Next time maybe I can try throwing?
 * alch_ability_failure_01.mp3 Aw, drat!
 * alch_ability_failure_02.mp3 What a mess!
 * alch_ability_failure_03.mp3 Bah, fizzled out!
 * alch_ability_failure_04.mp3 What were you thinking? Shut up!
 * alch_ability_failure_05.mp3 Not your best work, boss. You're telling me?
 * alch_ability_failure_06.mp3 That didn't go so well. Thanks for pointing out the obvious.
 * alch_ability_failure_07.mp3 I have to say--If I want your opinion, I'll ask for it!
 * alch_inthebag_01.mp3 Hey little buddy, it’s in the bag!
 * alch_shitwiz_01.mp3 Shitty wizard!
 * alch_crumwiz_01.mp3 Crummy wizard!
 * alch_anger_01.mp3 Ah!
 * alch_anger_02.mp3 Guh!
 * alch_anger_03.mp3 Uh!
 * alch_anger_04.mp3 Gaah!
 * alch_anger_05.mp3 Yehh.
 * alch_anger_06.mp3 Wuh!
 * alch_anger_07.mp3 Hrreh.
 * alch_anger_08.mp3 Ehhh!
 * alch_happy_01.mp3 Haah!
 * alch_happy_02.mp3 Ah!
 * alch_happy_03.mp3 Huh huh ho!
 * alch_happy_04.mp3 Ooh!
 * alch_happy_05.mp3 Uh ho!
 * alch_happy_06.mp3 Ha ha ha ha ha.
 * alch_happy_07.mp3 Ho ho ho ho.