Techies/Responses

Techies' response rules are "split up" to give all 3 characters a certain chance to speak.
 * If all 3 of them are named in a category, then Squee has a 55%, Spleen a 40% and Spoon a 5% chance.
 * If Spoon is not named, then Squee has a 55% and Spleen 45% chance.
 * If none are named, all lines have an equal chance.

Entering battle

 * tech_spawn_01.mp3 Techies!
 * tech_spawn_02.mp3 We're Techies Demolitions! Hey, how you doing?
 * tech_spawn_03.mp3 Techies Demolitions! We put the tech in tech-nically we meant to do that.
 * tech_spawn_04.mp3 If you want explosions. Accept no substitutes!
 * tech_spawn_05.mp3 I am Squee! I'm Spleen! And I'm Spoon!
 * tech_spawn_06.mp3 They call me Squee! They call me Spleen! They don't know I'm here. Who said that?

Taunting

 * tech_inthebag_01.mp3 This one is in the bag! Uh, but the fuses are in there!
 * tech_inthebag_02.mp3 This one is in the barrel! Um, just me in here.

Beginning battle

 * tech_begin_01.mp3 Measurements made. Bombs built. Powder's dry. Okay, let's blow something up!

Moving
6 seconds cooldown

Squee
 * tech_move_01.mp3 Yes.
 * tech_move_02.mp3 Let's go.
 * tech_move_03.mp3 We-he-he-he-he!
 * tech_move_04.mp3 What was that? I didn't see anything.
 * tech_move_06.mp3 That way!
 * tech_move_07.mp3 Science!
 * tech_move_08.mp3 Good plan.
 * tech_move_10.mp3 Off we go!
 * tech_move_11.mp3 C'mon!
 * tech_move_12.mp3 Huh? Wha?
 * tech_move_21.mp3 Mmhehe.
 * tech_move_22.mp3 Mhaha ms.
 * tech_move_23.mp3 Mss khe khe he he khe!
 * tech_move_24.mp3 Mhe he he he he.
 * tech_move_40.mp3 Woo ho!
 * tech_move_45.mp3 Hm hm huh huh huh huh!
 * tech_move_46.mp3 Hm hm mm hm hm!
 * tech_move_47.mp3 He he he he ha ha ha!
 * tech_move_48.mp3 He he ha ha ha!
 * tech_move_49.mp3 Hehehe.

Spleen
 * tech_move_09.mp3 You sure? Quit arguing!
 * tech_move_14.mp3 We're going, we're going! Geez.
 * tech_move_26.mp3 Hm hm he he.
 * tech_move_27.mp3 Heh, hwa ho.
 * tech_move_28.mp3 Mm hm hm hm hm he he.
 * tech_move_36.mp3 Ye-hehes!
 * tech_move_37.mp3 Let's go!
 * tech_move_38.mp3 Woo hoo!
 * tech_move_39.mp3 Weee-ee-eee-ee!
 * tech_move_42.mp3 Huh? What?
 * tech_move_50.mp3 Huh huh hoo.
 * tech_move_51.mp3 Mhuhuhuhehehehe.
 * tech_move_52.mp3 Hmhmhehmhehehehehehehehh.
 * tech_move_53.mp3 Hmha ha ha ha ha hehe.
 * tech_move_54.mp3 Woo! He ha ha ha huh huh huh!
 * tech_move_60.mp3 Off we go!

Spoon
 * tech_move_16.mp3 Yup.
 * tech_move_17.mp3 Uh huh.
 * tech_move_18.mp3 C'mon guys.
 * tech_move_19.mp3 We got it.
 * tech_move_20.mp3 They're on it.
 * tech_move_30.mp3 Huh! Heh hehe he he he he he he he he. What're you giggling about?
 * tech_move_32.mp3 Mm hmm.
 * tech_move_33.mp3 Ah ha hm hm.
 * tech_move_34.mp3 Hm hm.
 * tech_move_43.mp3 Yup.
 * tech_move_44.mp3 We got it.
 * tech_move_56.mp3 Ha!

Attacking
6 seconds cooldown

Squee
 * tech_attack_01.mp3 Get 'em!
 * tech_attack_07.mp3 Catch!
 * tech_attack_13.mp3 Hm hm he he!
 * tech_attack_14.mp3 Eh he he he he he!
 * tech_attack_15.mp3 Mph he he he he!
 * tech_attack_19.mp3 'Scuse us!
 * tech_attack_21.mp3 Think fast!
 * tech_attack_22.mp3 Eh ha ha ha ha ha!
 * tech_attack_23.mp3 Oh ho! Oh ho ho-ho!

Spleen
 * tech_attack_02.mp3 Come 'ere!
 * tech_attack_03.mp3 Excuse me!
 * tech_attack_05.mp3 Here! Have one!
 * tech_attack_06.mp3 Just for you!
 * tech_attack_09.mp3 See! Fore!
 * tech_attack_12.mp3 Think fast!
 * tech_attack_16.mp3 Eh ha ha ha ha ha ha!
 * tech_attack_20.mp3 Catch!
 * tech_attack_24.mp3 Eh hu ho ho ho ho!
 * tech_attack_25.mp3 Oo ho ho, ooh ho ho ho!

Ordering a spell cast
Only when distance is at least 2x the cast range, 4 seconds cooldown
 * tech_cast_01.mp3 Let's light the fuse!

Abilities


On cast

Squee
 * tech_setmine_01.mp3 Planted.
 * tech_setmine_02.mp3 Planted.
 * tech_setmine_04.mp3 Set.
 * tech_setmine_08.mp3 Mine in place.
 * tech_setmine_09.mp3 Right here.
 * tech_setmine_10.mp3 In place.
 * tech_setmine_11.mp3 Did we put the right fuse on that one?
 * tech_setmine_12.mp3 Mmm hm hm hm hm.
 * tech_setmine_13.mp3 Heh ha ha ha ha.
 * tech_setmine_16.mp3 Planted.
 * tech_setmine_17.mp3 Planted.
 * tech_setmine_18.mp3 Planted!
 * tech_setmine_19.mp3 Planted.
 * tech_setmine_20.mp3 Hm! Planted.
 * tech_setmine_30.mp3 Set!
 * tech_setmine_32.mp3 Set!
 * tech_setmine_33.mp3 Set.
 * tech_setmine_34.mp3 Set.
 * tech_setmine_38.mp3 Mm mm.
 * tech_setmine_45.mp3 Ye dododo dodo!
 * tech_setmine_46.mp3 Yoo dododo dodo mmhm!
 * tech_setmine_47.mp3 Do dododo do dododo dodo.
 * tech_setmine_48.mp3 Hm mm mm, mm mmm.
 * tech_setmine_50.mp3 Ha ha!
 * tech_setmine_51.mp3 Ye do do, dodododo. Hm!
 * tech_setmine_53.mp3 Hmm, mmhm.
 * tech_setmine_54.mp3 Planted! Like a tree.

Spleen
 * tech_cast_02.mp3 This is gonna be fun! Ha ha ha!
 * tech_cast_03.mp3 He he he he! Oh, this is gonna be fun!
 * tech_setmine_05.mp3 Set.
 * tech_setmine_06.mp3 Careful.
 * tech_setmine_07.mp3 Set and watch.
 * tech_setmine_14.mp3 Ah da nananananana nananananana.
 * tech_setmine_21.mp3 Planted!
 * tech_setmine_22.mp3 Planted.
 * tech_setmine_23.mp3 Mm. Planted.
 * tech_setmine_24.mp3 Planted.
 * tech_setmine_25.mp3 Planted.
 * tech_setmine_26.mp3 Planted!
 * tech_setmine_28.mp3 Planted!
 * tech_setmine_29.mp3 Haha! Planted!
 * tech_setmine_35.mp3 Set.
 * tech_setmine_36.mp3 And set.
 * tech_setmine_37.mp3 Set.
 * tech_setmine_39.mp3 Set!
 * tech_setmine_41.mp3 Set!
 * tech_setmine_42.mp3 Mine in place!
 * tech_setmine_43.mp3 Right here.
 * tech_setmine_44.mp3 In place.
 * tech_setmine_52.mp3 Nu nununu nu nu nu nu yadatada da na na na.

Killing enemy

25% chance
 * tech_mineblowsup_01.mp3 Hah! Got one!
 * tech_mineblowsup_02.mp3 Pretty! Yeah!
 * tech_mineblowsup_03.mp3 Kaboom!
 * tech_mineblowsup_04.mp3 Bang!
 * tech_mineblowsup_05.mp3 I heard something!
 * tech_mineblowsup_06.mp3 There it goes!
 * tech_mineblowsup_08.mp3 Kaboom!
 * tech_mineblowsup_09.mp3 Boom!
 * tech_minekill_01.mp3 Too bad, hot foot!
 * tech_minekill_02.mp3 Watch your step!
 * tech_minekill_03.mp3 How much powder'd you pack into that one? Uh, most of it!



On cast

75% chance
 * tech_settrap_01.mp3 Trap is set! Oh ho ho oh boy!
 * tech_settrap_02.mp3 I wonder what we'll catch!
 * tech_settrap_03.mp3 Clever!
 * tech_settrap_04.mp3 Sneaky.
 * tech_settrap_06.mp3 Mhahaha, eh he he!
 * tech_settrap_07.mp3 Sneaky!
 * tech_settrap_08.mp3 Fun! Huhuhu!
 * tech_settrap_09.mp3 Ah, hm hm hm hm hm hm!
 * tech_settrap_10.mp3 Nnhaahahaha shh! Khskhs!
 * tech_settrap_11.mp3 Te he he he! He he, ha ha!

Stunning enemy
 * tech_trapgoesoff_01.mp3 Oh! What'd we catch?
 * tech_trapgoesoff_02.mp3 There she goes!
 * tech_trapgoesoff_03.mp3 Gotcha!
 * tech_trapgoesoff_06.mp3 Something's caught!
 * tech_trapgoesoff_07.mp3 The traps work! Told you!
 * tech_trapgoesoff_09.mp3 There she goes!
 * tech_trapgoesoff_10.mp3 Gotcha!



Killing enemy
 * tech_suicidesquad_01.mp3 Suicide squad! Attack!
 * tech_suicidesquad_02.mp3 Nice knowing ya!
 * tech_suicidesquad_03.mp3 Bye! Bye! Bye.
 * tech_suicidesquad_06.mp3 And away we go!
 * tech_suicidesquad_07.mp3 Nice knowing ya! You too!
 * tech_suicidesquad_11.mp3 Whoopsie!
 * tech_suicidesquad_12.mp3 Nice knowing ya!

15% chance
 * tech_focuseddetonate_14.mp3 My favorite!

Fizzle
 * tech_suicidesquad_04.mp3 I regret nothing! I do.
 * tech_suicidesquad_09.mp3 Oh crap!
 * tech_suicidesquad_13.mp3 Oh crap!

15% chance
 * tech_suicidesquad_08.mp3 What's this button do?
 * tech_failure_01.mp3 Huh. We sure bombed that.



On cast

Squee
 * tech_remotemines_03.mp3 Here goes nothing.
 * tech_remotemines_04.mp3 Hope this works.
 * tech_remotemines_05.mp3 Oh boy!
 * tech_remotemines_07.mp3 And done.
 * tech_remotemines_08.mp3 There we go. Yeyuyu.
 * tech_remotemines_09.mp3 There's a good little mine.
 * tech_remotemines_13.mp3 There we are.
 * tech_remotemines_14.mp3 And just so.
 * tech_remotemines_15.mp3 Isn't that nice.
 * tech_remotemines_17.mp3 And plant you right there.
 * tech_remotemines_18.mp3 And planting over there.
 * tech_remotemines_19.mp3 And a planting over here. Mm mm mm.
 * tech_remotemines_20.mp3 Very nice.
 * tech_remotemines_25.mp3 Beautiful.
 * tech_remotemines_26.mp3 Just beautiful.
 * tech_remotemines_27.mp3 So beautiful.
 * tech_remotemines_30.mp3 Yes you're a good little mine. Yes you are.

1% chance
 * tech_remotemines_01.mp3 Bomb has been planted.

Spleen
 * tech_remotemines_02.mp3 Aw, just look at it. Nice.
 * tech_remotemines_10.mp3 Here goes nothing.
 * tech_remotemines_11.mp3 Hope this works.
 * tech_remotemines_16.mp3 Isn't that nice. Yes you are.
 * tech_remotemines_21.mp3 Uhsersadadadan there.
 * tech_remotemines_22.mp3 Anodotonusonurdedum there.
 * tech_remotemines_23.mp3 Annodododotododo there.
 * tech_remotemines_28.mp3 There's a good little mine.
 * tech_remotemines_29.mp3 Who's a good little mine.



Killing enemy

15% chance
 * tech_focuseddetonate_01.mp3 Boom! Ah ha ha ha!
 * tech_focuseddetonate_02.mp3 Button!
 * tech_focuseddetonate_04.mp3 Yes!
 * tech_focuseddetonate_05.mp3 It worked!
 * tech_focuseddetonate_07.mp3 Wow!
 * tech_focuseddetonate_08.mp3 Explosions!
 * tech_focuseddetonate_11.mp3 So beautiful!
 * tech_focuseddetonate_13.mp3 Boom! Ah he he he he!
 * tech_focuseddetonate_15.mp3 Ye-he-hes!
 * tech_focuseddetonate_16.mp3 It worked!
 * tech_focuseddetonate_17.mp3 Ye-he-ha-ha-ha-hes!
 * tech_focuseddetonate_19.mp3 Ah! I can't believe it worked!
 * tech_focuseddetonate_21.mp3 Eureka!
 * tech_focuseddetonate_22.mp3 Wow!
 * tech_detonatekill_01.mp3 To peace! To pieces!
 * tech_detonatekill_02.mp3 Where'd he go? Everywhere!
 * tech_detonatekill_03.mp3 And that is why I wake up in the morning!

5% chance
 * tech_focuseddetonate_06.mp3 Loud noises!
 * tech_focuseddetonate_18.mp3 Explosions!

Leveling up

 * tech_levelup_01.mp3 I got an idea! Me too!
 * tech_levelup_02.mp3 What if we- Quiet, I'm trying to think.
 * tech_levelup_03.mp3 I think this just might work! Yeah.
 * tech_levelup_05.mp3 Bam!
 * tech_levelup_06.mp3 Ammonium nitrate, fulminated mercury- What're we missing?
 * tech_levelup_08.mp3 What's next? Let's find out!
 * tech_levelup_09.mp3 My mind is exploding with ideas. Not literally I hope!
 * tech_levelup_10.mp3 Hoh! I'm brilliant. You are?
 * tech_levelup_12.mp3 Fantastic! Agreed.
 * tech_levelup_13.mp3 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
 * tech_levelup_15.mp3 You're a genius! Aw shucks, go on.
 * tech_levelup_17.mp3 Eureka!
 * tech_levelup_18.mp3 Bam!
 * tech_levelup_19.mp3 Dynamite! Uh not quite.
 * tech_levelup_20.mp3 Mm hm hm hm eh he he he he he!
 * tech_levelup_21.mp3 Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

5% chance
 * tech_levelup_22.mp3 Yup.
 * tech_levelup_24.mp3 Oh yeah.

Killing an enemy

 * tech_levelup_04.mp3 Eureka!
 * tech_levelup_14.mp3 Eureekaaa!
 * tech_kill_02.mp3 Didn't mean to hurt ya! I did.
 * tech_kill_03.mp3 You died for science!
 * tech_kill_04.mp3 Let's do that again! Yeah!
 * tech_kill_05.mp3 H-hey! Don't blame us!
 * tech_kill_06.mp3 Next time wear safety goggles!
 * tech_kill_07.mp3 I can't believe that worked.
 * tech_kill_08.mp3 Now that's what I call a success.
 * tech_kill_09.mp3 So much for peaceful applications.
 * tech_kill_11.mp3 I can't believe that worked.
 * tech_kill_12.mp3 Proper safety is really boring.
 * tech_kill_13.mp3 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
 * tech_kill_17.mp3 Hehe, hehehe, hehehehe he he ha ha ha ha ha!
 * tech_kill_18.mp3 Ba-boom! Bang!
 * tech_kill_19.mp3 Wo ho ho! Ah ha! Eh he he he he!
 * tech_kill_20.mp3 Explosions! Explosions!
 * tech_kill_21.mp3 Uh ho ho ho ho ho hoo!
 * tech_kill_22.mp3 Ho ho! Oh ho ho ho ho ho!
 * tech_kill_23.mp3 He he he, hehe ah ha! Oh ho ho oh oh ha ha ha!

5% chance
 * tech_kill_01.mp3 Ba-boom! Bang! Pow.
 * tech_kill_14.mp3 Hey. You okay?
 * tech_kill_16.mp3 Watch your step next time.

Killing a specific enemy

20% chance
 * tech_rival_02.mp3 Quit hogging all the good chems!
 * tech_rival_03.mp3 Sorry Gyro! Next time try planting your explosives.
 * tech_rival_04.mp3 What kind of science was that? Where're the explosions?
 * tech_rival_06.mp3 He seemed pretty clever. Heh, for an ogre.
 * tech_rival_07.mp3 Definitely less than the sum of his heads.
 * tech_rival_08.mp3 Dimwit.
 * tech_rival_10.mp3  That's a nice crater you've got there.
 * tech_rival_13.mp3 Well, that was colorful. So pretty.

3% chance
 * tech_rival_11.mp3 They're going to have to glue you back together! Yeah, in Hell!

First Blood
 * tech_firstblood_01.mp3 First blood? Uh, I only see a crater. Awww.. No blood?
 * tech_firstblood_02.mp3 First blood! Start with a bang!

10% chance
 * tech_firstblood_03.mp3 First blood? Uh, I only see a crater. Awwww.. No blood? Nope.

Meeting an ally
During earlygame, within 1000 radius
 * tech_ally_02.mp3  So they say your alchemy blew up an entire mountain? How'd you do it?
 * tech_ally_03.mp3  Just have a seat right over there. And let the smart people work.
 * tech_ally_04.mp3  Keep your breath off our powder and we'll do just fine, Jakiro.
 * tech_ally_06.mp3  Hey Pudge! Give us a hand. We'll cook your dinner for ya!
 * tech_ally_07.mp3  Tiny! Could you help us test a few weight triggers?
 * tech_ally_08.mp3  Vacuums? Explosives? Hey Dark Seer, I have an idea!
 * tech_ally_09.mp3  I've heard bot guy never disappoints!

Last hitting
60 seconds cooldown
 * tech_lasthit_01.mp3 Mine!
 * tech_lasthit_02.mp3 Continue testing.
 * tech_lasthit_04.mp3 It worked!
 * tech_lasthit_05.mp3 Oooh!
 * tech_lasthit_06.mp3 Careful now.
 * tech_lasthit_07.mp3 Next!
 * tech_lasthit_08.mp3 Excellent!
 * tech_lasthit_09.mp3 Poor guy.
 * tech_lasthit_11.mp3 Science!
 * tech_lasthit_12.mp3 Good.
 * tech_lasthit_13.mp3 Again.
 * tech_lasthit_16.mp3 Nice!
 * tech_lasthit_17.mp3 Ooo!
 * tech_lasthit_18.mp3 Nice!
 * tech_lasthit_19.mp3 Next!
 * tech_lasthit_20.mp3 Good!
 * tech_lasthit_21.mp3 Again!

5% chance
 * tech_lasthit_10.mp3 Science! Please stop saying that.

Denying
Requires visible enemy player within 1000 radius, 60 seconds cooldown
 * tech_deny_01.mp3 Denied!
 * tech_deny_02.mp3 Uh-uh!
 * tech_deny_03.mp3 Control group!
 * tech_deny_04.mp3 Squibbed!
 * tech_deny_05.mp3 Stay out of our lab!
 * tech_deny_07.mp3 Nope!
 * tech_deny_08.mp3 Not for you!
 * tech_deny_09.mp3 Ah ha ha-ha ha!
 * tech_deny_10.mp3 Denied!
 * tech_deny_11.mp3 Oh! Denied!
 * tech_deny_12.mp3 De-he-henied!
 * tech_deny_13.mp3 Denied!
 * tech_deny_14.mp3 Denied!
 * tech_deny_15.mp3 Denied!
 * tech_deny_17.mp3 Nope!
 * tech_deny_18.mp3 Ha ha ha ha oh ho!
 * tech_deny_19.mp3 Ho ho ho ho ha ha ha ha ha ha!
 * tech_deny_20.mp3 He he he he he!
 * tech_deny_21.mp3 Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
 * tech_deny_22.mp3 Ah ha-ha ha-ha ha!

Acquiring an item

 * tech_purch_01.mp3 Let's grind it down! Could be something useful in there.
 * tech_purch_02.mp3 You think it'll fly? If we throw it.
 * tech_purch_03.mp3 Ah, more bang for our buck. That was a lot of bucks.

Acquiring a specific item
 * tech_scepter_01.mp3  Ah, scepter!
 * tech_scepter_02.mp3  Idea: scepter-enhanced sparkpowder haan! haah! ! I like it!
 * tech_scepter_03.mp3  Ahhh, scepter.
 * tech_blink_01.mp3  Blink Dagger!
 * tech_blink_02.mp3  Interesting. The alloy appears to be—Shut up, it's magic!
 * tech_blink_03.mp3  Is this for experiments or ambushes? W-what's the difference?
 * tech_blink_04.mp3  Blink Dagger!
 * tech_items_06.mp3  Scepter of Divinity!
 * tech_items_07.mp3  Scythe of Vyse!
 * tech_items_08.mp3  Force Staff!
 * tech_items_09.mp3  Bloodstone!
 * tech_items_10.mp3  Orchid Malevolence!
 * tech_items_11.mp3  Linken's Sphere!
 * tech_items_12.mp3  Shiva's Guard!
 * tech_items_13.mp3  Refresher Orb!
 * tech_items_14.mp3  Refresher Orb? Hmm, yeah not sure how this works.
 * tech_items_16.mp3  Necronomicon!
 * tech_items_17.mp3  Shadow Blade!
 * tech_items_18.mp3  Manta Style!
 * tech_immort_01.mp3 Immortality!

25% chance
 * tech_immort_03.mp3 Crossover trial!

20% chance
 * tech_items_01.mp3  Necronomicon! Let's make some friends.
 * tech_items_02.mp3  Shadow Blade! A cloaking device!
 * tech_items_03.mp3  Manta Style! Ooo, quadratic!
 * tech_items_04.mp3  I got us some traveling shoes! Nice!
 * tech_items_05.mp3  Have boots! Will travel.

15% chance
 * tech_items_15.mp3  Claymore! But not that kind of claymore.

Dying

 * tech_death_01.mp3 Noo.
 * tech_death_02.mp3 Down we go.
 * tech_death_04.mp3 So much for progress.
 * tech_death_05.mp3 That! Stings!
 * tech_death_08.mp3 That wasn't nice.
 * tech_death_09.mp3 We bombed.
 * tech_death_10.mp3 What a mess.
 * tech_death_11.mp3 Less than ideal…
 * tech_death_12.mp3 Oww.
 * tech_death_13.mp3 Guys…
 * tech_death_15.mp3 Noo.
 * tech_death_16.mp3 Noo.
 * tech_death_17.mp3 Noo!
 * tech_death_18.mp3 Down we go.

Respawning

 * tech_respawn_01.mp3 Everybody make it back? I think so. Yep. Who keeps talking?
 * tech_respawn_03.mp3 So, what'd you do with your break? Uh, I think I was dead. Oh.
 * tech_respawn_05.mp3 You again? What of it?
 * tech_respawn_06.mp3 Well, that was interesting.
 * tech_respawn_07.mp3 Why did they kill us? Yeah, that's our job. W-what?
 * tech_respawn_09.mp3 I think I still smell sulfur. Sorry.
 * tech_respawn_10.mp3 So, where were we? No idea.
 * tech_respawn_11.mp3 Are we alive or dead? Let's find out.
 * tech_respawn_12.mp3 Welcome back, guys.

75% chance
 * tech_respawn_ssa_01.mp3 Okay, let's not do that again. Why not?
 * tech_respawn_ssa_02.mp3 Oh my ears are still ringing. Huh?
 * tech_respawn_ssa_03.mp3 We're back! Success!
 * tech_respawn_ssa_04.mp3 Not running that experiment again. Huh, no kidding.
 * tech_respawn_01.mp3 Everybody make it back? I think so. Yep. Who keeps talking?

Reincarnating
 * tech_fastres_01.mp3 Hey! Wake up! Okay. Okay!
 * tech_fastressuicide_01.mp3 Once more! With feeling!
 * tech_fastressuicide_02.mp3  Back after this!
 * tech_fastressuicide_03.mp3  Back after this!

Bottling Runes

 * tech_bottle_01.mp3 Was that the bottle the nitro was in? Auh, one of em.
 * tech_bottle_02.mp3 We might need this in a bit. Why, what're you planning?

Activating runes
Bounty
 * tech_lasthit_01.mp3 Mine!

30% chance
 * tech_itemmoderate_02.mp3 Is that for me? It's for all of us!

Double Damage
 * tech_doubdam_02.mp3 Double damage!
 * tech_doubdam_03.mp3 Double damage!

5% chance
 * tech_doubdam_04.mp3 Double damage! But there's three of us.

Haste
 * tech_haste_03.mp3 Haste!
 * tech_haste_04.mp3 Haste!

25% chance
 * tech_haste_01.mp3 Hey! Why'd everything slow down?
 * tech_haste_02.mp3 Let's-go-let's-go-let's-go-let's-go!

Illusion
 * tech_illus_01.mp3 Illusion!
 * tech_illus_04.mp3 Illusion!

5% chance
 * tech_illus_02.mp3 Exponential!
 * tech_illus_03.mp3 Ternary set!

Invisibility
 * tech_invis_01.mp3 Invisibility!
 * tech_invis_04.mp3 Invisibility!

25% chance
 * tech_invis_02.mp3 Invisible numbers!

Regeneration
 * tech_regen_01.mp3 Regeneration!
 * tech_regen_03.mp3 Regeneration!

25% chance
 * tech_regen_02.mp3 I think your eyebrow's growing back.

Ability on cooldown
First attempt within 10 seconds
 * tech_notyet_01.mp3 Not yet.
 * tech_notyet_04.mp3 We're not ready.
 * tech_notyet_07.mp3 It's not time yet.
 * tech_notyet_10.mp3 Not yet.
 * tech_notyet_13.mp3 We're not ready.
 * tech_notyet_16.mp3 It's not time yet.

Second attempt within 10 seconds
 * tech_notyet_02.mp3 Not yet.
 * tech_notyet_05.mp3 We're not ready.
 * tech_notyet_08.mp3 It's not time yet.
 * tech_notyet_11.mp3 Not yet.
 * tech_notyet_14.mp3 We're not ready.
 * tech_notyet_17.mp3 It's not time yet.

Third and more attempts within 10 seconds
 * tech_notyet_03.mp3 Not yet!
 * tech_notyet_06.mp3 We're not ready!
 * tech_notyet_09.mp3 It's not time yet!
 * tech_notyet_12.mp3 Not yet!
 * tech_notyet_15.mp3 We're not ready!
 * tech_notyet_18.mp3 It's not time yet!

Not enough mana
First attempt within 10 seconds
 * tech_nomana_01.mp3 Out of mana.
 * tech_nomana_04.mp3 No mana.
 * tech_nomana_07.mp3 Not enough mana.
 * tech_nomana_10.mp3 Out of mana.
 * tech_nomana_13.mp3 No mana.
 * tech_nomana_16.mp3 Not enough mana.

Second attempt within 10 seconds
 * tech_nomana_02.mp3 Out of mana.
 * tech_nomana_05.mp3 No mana.
 * tech_nomana_08.mp3 Not enough mana.
 * tech_nomana_11.mp3 Out of mana.
 * tech_nomana_14.mp3 No mana.
 * tech_nomana_17.mp3 Not enough mana.

Third and more attempts within 10 seconds
 * tech_nomana_03.mp3 Out of mana!
 * tech_nomana_06.mp3 No mana!
 * tech_nomana_09.mp3 Not enough mana!
 * tech_nomana_12.mp3 Out of mana!
 * tech_nomana_15.mp3 No mana!
 * tech_nomana_18.mp3 Not enough mana!

Taking damage
3 seconds cooldown 

Squee
 * tech_pain_01.mp3 Ah.
 * tech_pain_02.mp3 Oh.
 * tech_pain_03.mp3 Oh.
 * tech_pain_04.mp3 Yuh.
 * tech_pain_05.mp3 Ow!
 * tech_pain_06.mp3 Ooh.
 * tech_pain_07.mp3 Ow.
 * tech_pain_08.mp3 Oph.
 * tech_pain_09.mp3 Ah!
 * tech_pain_10.mp3 Eeh.
 * tech_pain_11.mp3 Kohw.

Spleen
 * tech_pain_12.mp3 Uh!
 * tech_pain_13.mp3 Ooh!
 * tech_pain_14.mp3 Ah!
 * tech_pain_15.mp3 Ouch!
 * tech_pain_16.mp3 Owth!
 * tech_pain_17.mp3 Ow!
 * tech_pain_18.mp3 Uh!
 * tech_pain_19.mp3 Ugh!
 * tech_pain_20.mp3 Mph!
 * tech_pain_21.mp3 Gluh!
 * tech_pain_22.mp3 Eugh!
 * tech_pain_23.mp3 Bluh!

Spoon
 * tech_pain_24.mp3 Ow.
 * tech_pain_25.mp3 Ow.
 * tech_pain_26.mp3 Mm.
 * tech_pain_27.mp3 Uh.
 * tech_pain_28.mp3 Dah.
 * tech_pain_29.mp3 Don't like it.
 * tech_pain_30.mp3 Ooch.
 * tech_pain_31.mp3 Ow.
 * tech_pain_32.mp3 Oof.
 * tech_pain_33.mp3 Mm.
 * tech_pain_34.mp3 Uh.
 * tech_pain_35.mp3 Quit it.
 * tech_pain_36.mp3 No.
 * tech_pain_37.mp3 Stop.
 * tech_pain_38.mp3 Quit it.
 * tech_pain_39.mp3 Hey.
 * tech_pain_40.mp3 Don't do that.
 * tech_pain_41.mp3 Hey now.
 * tech_pain_42.mp3 Aw.
 * tech_pain_43.mp3 Uh.

25% chance
 * tech_underattack_01.mp3 We're under attack!
 * tech_underattack_02.mp3 We're under attack!

Selecting
5 consecutive clicks on the hero
 * tech_rare_01.mp3 Okay, whatever you do, don't hit that button till I tell you to. What, this button? Stop!
 * tech_rare_02.mp3 Spoon was in the workshop when it exploded, right? I think so. No I wasn't. You know, sometimes I can still hear his voice.
 * tech_rare_04.mp3 Explosives are only as dangerous as the person who builds them. Uh oh.
 * tech_rare_05.mp3 Who said we couldn't count to three, huh?

Chat responses
Lane missing
 * tech_lanemissing_01.mp3 Missing top!
 * tech_lanemissing_04.mp3 Missing top!
 * tech_lanemissing_02.mp3 Missing middle!
 * tech_lanemissing_05.mp3 Missing middle!
 * tech_lanemissing_03.mp3 Missing bottom!
 * tech_lanemissing_06.mp3 Missing bottom!

Thanking

thx, thanks, ty, or ally casts certain spell on player, 30 seconds cooldown
 * tech_thanks_01.mp3 Thanks!
 * tech_thanks_02.mp3 Thanks!
 * tech_thanks_04.mp3 We thank you.
 * tech_thanks_05.mp3 We thank you.
 * tech_thanks_08.mp3 Thanks!
 * tech_thanks_09.mp3 Thanks!

5% chance
 * tech_thanks_03.mp3 Thanks.
 * tech_thanks_07.mp3 S'alright? S'alright.
 * tech_thanks_10.mp3 Thank ye.

Laughing

/laugh, haha, lol, 15 seconds cooldown

Squee
 * tech_move_23.mp3 Mss khe khe he he khe!
 * tech_move_24.mp3 Mhe he he he he.
 * tech_move_45.mp3 Hm hm huh huh huh huh!
 * tech_move_46.mp3 Hm hm mm hm hm!
 * tech_move_47.mp3 He he he he ha ha ha!
 * tech_move_48.mp3 He he ha ha ha!
 * tech_attack_13.mp3 Hm hm he he!
 * tech_attack_14.mp3 Eh he he he he he!
 * tech_attack_22.mp3 Eh ha ha ha ha ha!
 * tech_attack_23.mp3 Oh ho! Oh ho ho-ho!
 * tech_kill_22.mp3 Ho ho! Oh ho ho ho ho ho!

Spleen
 * tech_move_26.mp3 Hm hm he he.
 * tech_move_28.mp3 Mm hm hm hm hm he he.
 * tech_move_51.mp3 Mhuhuhuhehehehe.
 * tech_move_52.mp3 Hmhmhehmhehehehehehehehh.
 * tech_move_53.mp3 Hmha ha ha ha ha hehe.
 * tech_attack_16.mp3 Eh ha ha ha ha ha ha!
 * tech_attack_24.mp3 Eh hu ho ho ho ho!
 * tech_attack_25.mp3 Oo ho ho, ooh ho ho ho!
 * tech_kill_17.mp3 Hehe, hehehe, hehehehe he he ha ha ha ha ha!
 * tech_kill_19.mp3 Wo ho ho! Ah ha! Eh he he he he!
 * tech_kill_21.mp3 Uh ho ho ho ho ho hoo!
 * tech_kill_23.mp3 He he he, hehe ah ha! Oh ho ho oh oh ha ha ha!

Spoon
 * tech_move_30.mp3 Huh! Heh hehe he he he he he he he he. What're you giggling about?
 * tech_move_33.mp3 Ah ha hm hm.

Match end
Won
 * tech_win_01.mp3 Yes!
 * tech_win_02.mp3 Victory!
 * tech_win_03.mp3 Let's go bigger next time!
 * tech_win_04.mp3 Ooo! Cool explosions!
 * tech_win_05.mp3 Ooo! Ahh!

5% chance
 * tech_win_06.mp3 Can I come out now?

Lost
 * tech_lose_01.mp3 No!
 * tech_lose_02.mp3 Defeated.
 * tech_lose_05.mp3 Well that was a dud. Yeah.
 * tech_lose_07.mp3 Well, a failed result is still a result. Eh heh.
 * tech_lose_10.mp3 Defeated.

5% chance
 * tech_lose_06.mp3 We're a sorry buncha losers. You said it.
 * tech_lose_08.mp3 Well, we tried.
 * tech_anger_27.mp3 Phooey.

3% chance
 * tech_lose_03.mp3 Counter-Techies win.

Cosmetic item drop
Common
 * tech_itemcommon_01.mp3 Look at that!

Uncommon
 * tech_itemmoderate_02.mp3 Is that for me? It's for all of us!

10% chance
 * tech_itemmoderate_01.mp3 Is that for me? It's for all of us! Even me?

Rare and higher
 * tech_itemrare_01.mp3 I'm just not gonna tell the guys about this.

Misc
Failure
 * tech_failure_02.mp3 Bomb has been defused. Darn!
 * tech_failure_04.mp3 Premature detonation. Don't worry—happens to a lot of explosives.
 * tech_failure_05.mp3 A mine is a terrible thing to waste.
 * tech_failure_06.mp3 I was told there'd be a mushroom cloud!

Wizard
 * tech_crumwiz_01.mp3 Crummy wizard. He really is.
 * tech_shiwiz_01.mp3 Shitty wizard. Language!

Anger
 * tech_anger_01.mp3 Hrr.
 * tech_anger_03.mp3 Hehh.
 * tech_anger_04.mp3 Oow.
 * tech_anger_05.mp3 Hh.
 * tech_anger_06.mp3 Mm.
 * tech_anger_07.mp3 Huh.
 * tech_anger_08.mp3 Awww.
 * tech_anger_09.mp3 Huuh.
 * tech_anger_10.mp3 Mm.
 * tech_anger_11.mp3 Oww.
 * tech_anger_12.mp3 Uh.
 * tech_anger_13.mp3 Oow.
 * tech_anger_14.mp3 Mph.
 * tech_anger_15.mp3 Aw.
 * tech_anger_16.mp3 Hh!
 * tech_anger_17.mp3 Mm.
 * tech_anger_18.mp3 Aww.
 * tech_anger_19.mp3 Hmm.
 * tech_anger_20.mp3 Uhh.
 * tech_anger_22.mp3 Mm.
 * tech_anger_23.mp3 Darnit.
 * tech_anger_24.mp3 Goldarnit.
 * tech_anger_25.mp3 Aw shoot.
 * tech_anger_26.mp3 Mm.

Happy
 * tech_happy_01.mp3 Hah.
 * tech_happy_02.mp3 Haah.
 * tech_happy_03.mp3 Ha ha.
 * tech_happy_04.mp3 Ahh.
 * tech_happy_05.mp3 Hah!
 * tech_happy_06.mp3 Haah!
 * tech_happy_07.mp3 Ahh.
 * tech_happy_08.mp3 Ha ha!
 * tech_happy_09.mp3 Ah ha!
 * tech_happy_10.mp3 Hhha!
 * tech_happy_11.mp3 Hmm!
 * tech_happy_12.mp3 Mm hm hm!
 * tech_happy_13.mp3 Hmm!
 * tech_happy_15.mp3 Hmm.
 * tech_happy_16.mp3 Mmmph!
 * tech_happy_17.mp3 Mm hm hm!
 * tech_happy_18.mp3 Hhh!
 * tech_happy_19.mp3 Mmm ah!
 * tech_happy_21.mp3 Hmm.
 * tech_happy_22.mp3 Heh!
 * tech_happy_23.mp3 Hmm.
 * tech_happy_24.mp3 Ahhh ha ha!
 * tech_happy_25.mp3 Hmm! Mm.
 * tech_happy_26.mp3 Hhh ha.
 * tech_happy_27.mp3 Mm hm.
 * tech_happy_28.mp3 Mm m!
 * tech_happy_29.mp3 Mmm!
 * tech_happy_30.mp3 Mm!
 * tech_happy_31.mp3 Mm hm hm hm!
 * tech_happy_32.mp3 Ahh ha ha.
 * tech_happy_33.mp3 Mm! Mm! Hm!
 * tech_happy_34.mp3 Mm.
 * tech_happy_35.mp3 Mmhmm!
 * tech_happy_36.mp3 Yehm!
 * tech_happy_37.mp3 Ahhh.
 * tech_happy_38.mp3 Hmmm.
 * tech_happy_39.mp3 Mmm!
 * tech_happy_40.mp3 Mmm.
 * tech_happy_41.mp3 Mm hm hm hm.
 * tech_happy_42.mp3 Mm hm!
 * tech_happy_43.mp3 Hm.

These lines are variations on existing lines with Spoon, without the reverberation from the barrel.
 * noba_tech_spawn_05.mp3 I am Squee! I'm Spleen! And I'm Spoon!
 * noba_tech_spawn_06.mp3 They call me Squee! They call me Spleen! They don't know I'm here. Who said that?
 * noba_tech_begin_01.mp3 Measurements made. Bombs built. Powder's dry. Okay, let's blow something up!
 * noba_tech_move_16.mp3 Yup.
 * noba_tech_move_17.mp3 Uh huh.
 * noba_tech_move_18.mp3 C'mon guys.
 * noba_tech_move_19.mp3 We got it.
 * noba_tech_move_20.mp3 They're on it.
 * noba_tech_move_30.mp3 Huh! Heh hehe he he he he he he he he. What're you giggling about?
 * noba_tech_move_32.mp3 Mm hmm.
 * noba_tech_move_33.mp3 Ah ha hm hm.
 * noba_tech_move_34.mp3 Hm hm.
 * noba_tech_move_42.mp3 Huh? What?
 * noba_tech_move_43.mp3 Yup.
 * noba_tech_move_44.mp3 We got it.
 * noba_tech_move_56.mp3 Ha!
 * noba_tech_firstblood_03.mp3 First blood? Uh, I only see a crater. No blood? Nope.
 * noba_tech_suicidesquad_03.mp3 Bye! Bye! Bye.
 * noba_tech_levelup_22.mp3 Yup.
 * noba_tech_levelup_24.mp3 Oh yeah.
 * noba_tech_kill_01.mp3 Ba-boom! Bang! Pow.
 * noba_tech_kill_14.mp3 Hey. You okay?
 * noba_tech_kill_16.mp3 Watch your step next time.
 * noba_tech_lasthit_10.mp3 Science! Please stop saying that.
 * noba_tech_death_12.mp3 Oww.
 * noba_tech_respawn_01.mp3 Everybody make it back? I think so. Yep. Who keeps talking?
 * noba_tech_respawn_09.mp3 I think I still smell sulfur. Sorry.
 * noba_tech_respawn_12.mp3 Welcome back, guys.
 * noba_tech_itemmoderate_01.mp3 Is that for me? It's for all of us! Even me?
 * noba_tech_itemrare_01.mp3 I'm just not gonna tell the guys about this.
 * noba_tech_doubdam_04.mp3 Double damage! But there's three of us.
 * noba_tech_thanks_03.mp3 Thanks.
 * noba_tech_thanks_07.mp3 S'alright? S'alright.
 * noba_tech_thanks_10.mp3 Thank ye.
 * noba_tech_inthebag_02.mp3 This one is in the barrel! Um, just me in here.
 * noba_tech_lose_08.mp3 Well, we tried.
 * noba_tech_win_06.mp3 Can I come out now?
 * noba_tech_rare_02.mp3 Spoon was in the workshop when it exploded, right? I think so. No I wasn't. You know, sometimes I can still hear his voice.
 * noba_tech_pain_25.mp3 Ow.
 * noba_tech_pain_26.mp3 Mm.
 * noba_tech_pain_27.mp3 Uh.
 * noba_tech_pain_28.mp3 Dah.
 * noba_tech_pain_29.mp3 Don't like it.
 * noba_tech_pain_30.mp3 Ooch.
 * noba_tech_pain_31.mp3 Ow.
 * noba_tech_pain_32.mp3 Oof.
 * noba_tech_pain_33.mp3 Mm.
 * noba_tech_pain_34.mp3 Uh.
 * noba_tech_pain_35.mp3 Quit it.
 * noba_tech_pain_36.mp3 No.
 * noba_tech_pain_37.mp3 Stop.
 * noba_tech_pain_38.mp3 Quit it.
 * noba_tech_pain_39.mp3 Hey.
 * noba_tech_pain_40.mp3 Don't do that.
 * noba_tech_pain_41.mp3 Hey now.
 * noba_tech_pain_42.mp3 Aw.
 * noba_tech_pain_43.mp3 Uh.
 * noba_tech_anger_17.mp3 Mm.
 * noba_tech_anger_18.mp3 Aww.
 * noba_tech_anger_19.mp3 Hmm.
 * noba_tech_anger_20.mp3 Uhh.
 * noba_tech_anger_22.mp3 Mm.
 * noba_tech_anger_23.mp3 Darnit.
 * noba_tech_anger_24.mp3 Goldarnit.
 * noba_tech_anger_25.mp3 Aw shoot.
 * noba_tech_anger_26.mp3 Mm.
 * noba_tech_anger_27.mp3 Phooey.
 * noba_tech_happy_34.mp3 Mm.
 * noba_tech_happy_35.mp3 Mmhmm!
 * noba_tech_happy_36.mp3 Yehm!
 * noba_tech_happy_37.mp3 Ahhh.
 * noba_tech_happy_38.mp3 Hmmm.
 * noba_tech_happy_39.mp3 Mmm!
 * noba_tech_happy_40.mp3 Mmm.
 * noba_tech_happy_41.mp3 Mm hm hm hm.
 * noba_tech_happy_42.mp3 Mm hm!
 * noba_tech_happy_43.mp3 Hm.