Mega-Kills: Gabe Newell

Kills
First Blood
 * gaben_ann_kill_firstblood_01.mp3 First blood. Thanks, and have fun.
 * gaben_ann_kill_firstblood_02.mp3 Hello, I'm Gabe Newell. You've just achieved first blood. Thanks and have fun.

Double Kill
 * gaben_ann_kill_double_01.mp3 Double kill.
 * gaben_ann_kill_double_03.mp3 Hello, this is Gabe Newell. Thanks for playing Dota 2. Double kill.

Triple Kill
 * gaben_ann_kill_triple_02.mp3 Impossible kill.

30% chance
 * gaben_ann_kill_triple_03.mp3 More than two kills, but less than four kills.

10% chance
 * gaben_ann_kill_triple_01.mp3 I-will-ignore-your-email-number of kills.

5% chance
 * gaben_ann_kill_no_01.mp3 I'm not reading this.

Ultra Kill
 * gaben_ann_kill_ultra_01.mp3 Ultra kill.

Rampage
 * gaben_ann_kill_rampage_02.mp3 Rampage. followup

Killing Spree
 * gaben_ann_kill_spree_02.mp3 Killing spree.

Dominating
 * gaben_ann_kill_dominate_01.mp3 A dominating performance.
 * gaben_ann_kill_dominate_02.mp3 Dominating, I guess.

Mega Kill
 * gaben_ann_kill_mega_01.mp3 Mega kill.

Unstoppable
 * gaben_ann_kill_unstoppable_01.mp3 They're unstoppable?
 * gaben_ann_kill_unstoppable_02.mp3 They're unstoppable.

Wicked Sick
 * gaben_ann_kill_wicked_03.mp3 That was unreal.

50% chance
 * gaben_ann_kill_wicked_02.mp3 If you were a millennial, I'd say wicked sick.

25% chance
 * gaben_ann_kill_wicked_01.mp3 That was, as they say, wicked sick.

Monster Kill
 * gaben_ann_kill_monster_01.mp3 Monster kill.
 * gaben_ann_kill_monster_02.mp3 Monster kill.
 * gaben_ann_kill_monster_03.mp3 My favorite kill is the monster kill.

Godlike
 * gaben_ann_kill_godlike_01.mp3 Godlike.
 * gaben_ann_kill_godlike_02.mp3 Godlike.

Holy Shit
 * gaben_ann_kill_holy_01.mp3 Goodness. followup
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_18.mp3 It happened again. followup
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_39.mp3 There they go. followup

Ownage
 * gaben_ann_kill_ownage_01.mp3 Ownage.
 * gaben_ann_kill_ownage_02.mp3 Ownage.

Team Wipe Your team
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_20.mp3 Who programmed these bots?
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_35.mp3 I don't like using curse words.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_36.mp3 There's no reason to get overly excited.

40% chance
 * gaben_ann_kill_no_02.mp3 Uh, no?
 * gaben_ann_kill_teamwipe_01.mp3 Teamwipe.

30% chance
 * gaben_ann_kill_teamwipe_ally_01.mp3 Teamwipe, all of your former friends.

Enemy team
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_15.mp3 Time to bring this thing out of beta.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_38.mp3 You're doing very well. I'm very proud of you.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_41.mp3 A community of motivated people on the internet can accomplish almost anything
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_42.mp3 The entire team was an ass, and we won't be working with them again. Radiant wiping Dire

40% chance
 * gaben_ann_kill_good_01.mp3 Good!
 * gaben_ann_kill_teamwipe_01.mp3 Teamwipe.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_42.mp3 The entire team was an ass, and we won't be working with them again. Dire wiping Radiant

15% chance
 * gaben_ann_kill_teamwipe_enemy_01.mp3 Teamwipe, enemy.

For spectators
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_10.mp3 I'd like to take a moment to say thank you, for supporting PC gaming.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_14.mp3 That reminds me, I'm not wearing underwear.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_04.mp3 My favorite hero is Sand King.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_13.mp3 I always wanted to be a giant Space Crab.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_17.mp3 Fundamentally, piracy is a service problem.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_29.mp3 Valve Software was established in 1996 by a handful of talented people. I'm proud of how far we have come.

15% chance
 * gaben_ann_kill_teamwipe_01.mp3 Teamwipe.

Everyone dead, for everyone
 * gaben_ann_kill_welcome_01.mp3 I'm Gabe Newell and welcome to Dota 2.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_43.mp3 Okay, both teams are dead, do we just wait?
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_44.mp3 No one's left. Are we done?
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_45.mp3 That's game then, right?
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_23.mp3 As you can see, games are, in fact, art.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_47.mp3 Everyone is dead.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_52.mp3 By far the most advanced scam I've ever encountered.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_16.mp3 These things, they take time.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_09.mp3 There're bodies everywhere.

Followups
Rampage Enemy team
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_34.mp3 See? Dota Plus is worth the money.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_46.mp3 Just ALT F4.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_48.mp3 Um, this isn't working.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_49.mp3 This is a good oppurtunity to learn.

Own team
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_25.mp3 I almost got that in my last bot match.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_28.mp3 Kinda makes me want to play Doom.

75% chance
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_06.mp3 Please email me at gaben@valvesoftware.com, and let me know about your rampage.

25% chance
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_08.mp3 The iteration of hypothesis changes in measurement have made you a better killer at a faster rate than anything else we have ever seen.

For spectators
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_25.mp3 I almost got that in my last bot match.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_28.mp3 Kinda makes me want to play Doom.

50% chance
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_07.mp3 This reminds me of the Steam Summer Sale.

Holy shit Enemy team
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_33.mp3 Must be using Dota Plus.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_50.mp3 You can't improve until you make mistakes.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_51.mp3 Making mistakes is the path to wisdom.

75% chance
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_11.mp3 Don't ever, ever feed on the internet. It'll remember it for eternity.

>Own team
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_01.mp3 Try clicking on the running heroes for even more kills.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_31.mp3 After nine kills in development, hopefully it was worth the wait.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_39.mp3 There they go.

75% chance
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_32.mp3 You're a beautiful person, with a charming personality.

For spectators
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_19.mp3 Even now, I'm learning from our customers.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_09.mp3 There're bodies everywhere.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_34.mp3 See? Dota Plus is worth the money.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_31.mp3 After nine kills in development, hopefully it was worth the wait.