Portal Pack

This items in this were inspired by Portal, another Valve game.

Welcome
50% chance, only for All Pick, Least Played, Limited Heroes and Mid Only
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_prelim_01.mp3 Welcome to Dota. followup
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_prelim_02.mp3 Well, look who's come crawling back. followup
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_prelim_03.mp3 Oh, it's you. followup
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_prelim_04.mp3 This is Dota. followup
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_prelim_05.mp3 Oh good, you're back. followup
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_prelim_06.mp3 Welcome to Ota. The D is silent. followup
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_prelim_07.mp3 Hello. followup
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_prelim_08.mp3 You're back. You must really enjoy crushing defeat. followup
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_prelim_09.mp3 It's not too late to abandon, and save time.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_prelim_10.mp3 Today is a good day to die in a forest defending a statue from goblins. followup
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_prelim_11.mp3 Hello. I hope you're ready this time. followup
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_prelim_12.mp3 You must be the one the others were talking about. The--well, I'm sure you'll do fine. followup
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_prelim_13.mp3 You must be the one the others were talking about. That talent-less one. followup
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_prelim_17.mp3 Welcome to Dota. It's like chess with one piece and a forest. followup
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_prelim_18.mp3 Welcome to Dota. It's like chess…for idiots.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_prelim_20.mp3 Welcome to Dota.

10% chance, only for the same modes as above
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_prelim_14.mp3 Welcome to Dota. It's the hot new game you've been reading about in your eating magazines. followup
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_prelim_15.mp3 Welcome to Dota. Don't forget your little plastic sword. And all your chins. And your giant flagon of gravy. followup
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_prelim_19.mp3 You must be the one the others were talking about. The one with all the chins. followup

1% chance, only for the same modes as above
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_prelim_16.mp3 Welcome to Medieval Times. How many in your party tonight? followup

Game mode

 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_gamemode_12.mp3 You're not going to like this one.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_gamemode_14.mp3 Oh good, something new to fail at.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_gamemode_15.mp3 This is new.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_gamemode_17.mp3 I don't want to tell you your business, but if it were me I'd leave this new game mode alone.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_gamemode_18.mp3 I wouldn't bother with this mode. My guess is that just clicking it will make your life even worse somehow.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_gamemode_19.mp3 I was getting bored watching you lose in those other modes anyway.

All Pick
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_gamemode_01.mp3 All pick.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_now_select_01.mp3 Time to select from all these… things.

All Random
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_gamemode_02.mp3 All random.

Captain's Draft
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_gamemode_03.mp3 Captain's draft.

Captain's Mode
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_gamemode_04.mp3 Captain's mode.

Deathmatch
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_gamemode_07.mp3 Deathmatch.

Easy Mode
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_gamemode_08.mp3 Easy mode.

Least Played
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_gamemode_11.mp3 Least played.

Limited Heroes
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_choose_hero_01.mp3 Choose your hero.

Mid Only
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_gamemode_09.mp3 Mid only.

One vs One
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_gamemode_16.mp3 This looks challenging. For you, I mean.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_choose_hero_01.mp3 Choose your hero.

Random Draft
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_gamemode_05.mp3 Random draft.

Reverse Captain's Mode
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_gamemode_10.mp3 Reverse captain's mode.

Single Draft
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_gamemode_06.mp3 Single draft.

Other Modes

Other possible future game modes
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_choose_hero_01.mp3 Choose your hero.

Drafting
Picking
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_pick_yr_01.mp3 Your pick.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_pick_yr_02.mp3 Your pick. Take your time.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_pick_yr_03.mp3 Your pick. No pressure.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_pick_yr_04.mp3 Your pick. Try not to embarrass yourself.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_pick_enm_01.mp3 Their pick.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_pick_rad_01.mp3 Radiant's pick.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_pick_dire_01.mp3 Dire's pick.

Banning
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ban_yr_01.mp3 Your turn to ban.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ban_yr_02.mp3 Your favorite part: banning.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ban_enm_01.mp3 Their ban.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ban_enm_02.mp3 Now they get to ban.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ban_rad_01.mp3 Radiant's ban.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ban_rad_02.mp3 Radiant team ban.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ban_dire_01.mp3 Dire's ban.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ban_dire_02.mp3 Dire team ban.

Time left to pick
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_count_pick_01.mp3 Ten seconds to go.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_count_pick_02.mp3 Five seconds.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_time_reserve_01.mp3 Reserve time.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_time_reserve_using_01.mp3 You're using reserve time.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_time_extra_01.mp3 Extra time.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_time_extra_using_01.mp3 You're using extra time.

Draft end
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_choose_hero_01.mp3 Choose your hero.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_now_select_01.mp3 Time to select from all these… things.

20% chance
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_team_complete_yr_01.mp3 Your team is ready. ''followup
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_team_complete_enm_01.mp3 The enemy team is ready.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_team_complete_rad_01.mp3 Radiant's team is ready.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_team_complete_dire_01.mp3 Dire's team is ready.

Beginning battle
Entering battle
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_battle_prepare_01.mp3 I'd get ready if I were you.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_battle_prepare_04.mp3 This should be interesting.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_battle_prepare_09.mp3 Nobody'd think less of you if you abandoned, by the way.

Time before battle

30 seconds
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_battle_prepare_06.mp3 It's almost time for everybody to die.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_count_battle_30_01.mp3 Thirty seconds to battle.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_count_battle_30_02.mp3 Battle will commence in thirty seconds.

10 seconds
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_battle_prepare_07.mp3 Last chance to run.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_battle_prepare_10.mp3 Well, if you're ready--you're not, by the way--let's get started.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_count_battle_10_01.mp3 Ten seconds to battle.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_count_battle_10_02.mp3 Battle is imminent.

Battle begins
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_battle_prepare_02.mp3 Ready? Well if you say so.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_battle_prepare_05.mp3 Well, hope you like bloodbaths.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_count_battle_01.mp3 Battle starts in 3, 2, 1. ''followup
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_battle_begin_01.mp3 Battle begins.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_battle_begin_02.mp3 It begins.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_battle_begin_03.mp3 Let's begin.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_battle_begin_04.mp3 Let's get this farce over with.

Kills
First Blood
 * Dlc_glados_killing_spree_ann_glados_kill_1stblood_01.mp3 First blood.

Double Kill
 * Dlc_glados_killing_spree_ann_glados_kill_double_01.mp3 Double kill.

Triple Kill
 * Dlc_glados_killing_spree_ann_glados_kill_triple_01.mp3 Triple homicide.

Ultra Kill
 * Dlc_glados_killing_spree_ann_glados_kill_ultra_01.mp3 Ultra kill.
 * Dlc_glados_killing_spree_ann_glados_kill_ultra_02.mp3 Quadruple homicide.

Rampage
 * Dlc_glados_killing_spree_ann_glados_kill_rampage_01.mp3 Rampage.
 * Dlc_glados_killing_spree_ann_glados_kill_rampage_02.mp3 Quintuple homicide.

Killing Spree
 * Dlc_glados_killing_spree_ann_glados_kill_spree_01.mp3 Murder spree.

Dominating
 * Dlc_glados_killing_spree_ann_glados_kill_dominate_02.mp3 Dominating.

20% chance, player only
 * Dlc_glados_killing_spree_ann_glados_kill_dominate_01.mp3 I hope you're proud of yourself.

Mega Kill
 * Dlc_glados_killing_spree_ann_glados_kill_mega_01.mp3 Mega kill.

20% chance
 * Dlc_glados_killing_spree_ann_glados_kill_mega_02.mp3 Those people had families.

Unstoppable
 * Dlc_glados_killing_spree_ann_glados_kill_unstop_02.mp3 Unstoppable.

20% chance, player only
 * Dlc_glados_killing_spree_ann_glados_kill_unstop_01.mp3 You should be in prison.

Wicked Sick
 * Dlc_glados_killing_spree_ann_glados_kill_wicked_01.mp3 That blood won't come off.
 * Dlc_glados_killing_spree_ann_glados_kill_wicked_02.mp3 I'm going to be sick.

Monster Kill
 * Dlc_glados_killing_spree_ann_glados_kill_monster_01.mp3 War criminal.

50% chance, player only
 * Dlc_glados_killing_spree_ann_glados_kill_monster_02.mp3 You monster.

Godlike
 * Dlc_glados_killing_spree_ann_glados_kill_godlike_01.mp3 Godlike.
 * Dlc_glados_killing_spree_ann_glados_kill_godlike_02.mp3 Serial killer.

Holy Shit
 * Dlc_glados_killing_spree_ann_glados_kill_holy_01.mp3 Holy shit.
 * Dlc_glados_killing_spree_ann_glados_kill_holy_02.mp3 This is genocide.
 * Dlc_glados_killing_spree_ann_glados_kill_holy_04.mp3 I'm starting to think this was premeditated.

50% chance, player only
 * Dlc_glados_killing_spree_ann_glados_kill_holy_03.mp3 What you're doing is wrong.

Ownage
 * Dlc_glados_killing_spree_ann_glados_kill_ownage_01.mp3 Great teamwork, you vicious thugs.

Team Wipe

Your team

20% chance
 * Dlc_glados_killing_spree_ann_glados_allied_teamwipe_01.mp3 Your entire team is dead.
 * Dlc_glados_killing_spree_ann_glados_allied_teamwipe_02.mp3 Your team has been wiped out.
 * Dlc_glados_killing_spree_ann_glados_allied_teamwipe_03.mp3 You and everyone you cared about is dead.
 * Dlc_glados_killing_spree_ann_glados_allied_teamwipe_04.mp3 Remember that team of living people you used to be alive in?
 * Dlc_glados_killing_spree_ann_glados_allied_teamwipe_05.mp3 Everybody seems to be missing. I didn't do it.

Enemy team

50%% chance
 * Dlc_glados_killing_spree_ann_glados_enemy_teamwipe_01.mp3 There's nobody left to kill. You killed them all.
 * Dlc_glados_killing_spree_ann_glados_enemy_teamwipe_02.mp3 The enemy team has been wiped out.
 * Dlc_glados_killing_spree_ann_glados_enemy_teamwipe_03.mp3 There's five more angels in heaven.
 * Dlc_glados_killing_spree_ann_glados_enemy_teamwipe_04.mp3 The enemy's team has been wiped out after a long illness. I'm joking of course--you butchered them.

For spectators

40% chance, radiant wiped
 * Dlc_glados_killing_spree_ann_glados_spectated_teamwipe_01.mp3 The Radiant team has been slaughtered.

40% chance, dire wiped
 * Dlc_glados_killing_spree_ann_glados_spectated_teamwipe_02.mp3 The Dire team has been slaughtered.
 * Dlc_glados_killing_spree_ann_glados_spectated_teamwipe_03.mp3 The Dire team has been slaughtered. While you watched. And did nothing.
 * Dlc_glados_killing_spree_ann_glados_spectated_teamwipe_04.mp3 The Dire team has been slaughtered. While you sat there. And did nothing.

Respawning
5% chance
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_followup_respaw_01.mp3 Oh good. You're back.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_followup_respaw_02.mp3 Oh, you were gone. Because nobody noticed.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_followup_respaw_03.mp3 You're back. That's… great.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_followup_respaw_04.mp3 You're going to break that respawner using it so much. It wasn't built for this kind of traffic.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_followup_respaw_05.mp3 I hope you bought the fire gauntlets of strength goblet boots. I don't understand any of this.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_followup_respaw_06.mp3 You again.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_followup_respaw_07.mp3 Your terrifying reign of dying continues.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_followup_respaw_08.mp3 Well, see you back here soon.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_followup_respaw_09.mp3 Just because we can bring you back from the dead doesn't mean you can't dodge occasionally.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_followup_respaw_13.mp3 I thought you were dead. I'll let everybody who was worried about you know-okay I'm done.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_followup_respaw_14.mp3 Oh, you're back from whatever idiotic afterlife your preposterous race believes in.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_followup_respaw_16.mp3 Get back to battle. I think there's still a spot of ground out there that doesn't have your blood on it.

1% chance
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_followup_respaw_17.mp3 They struck you down, but you've come back stronger! Wait, I'm sorry. I meant heavier. In the face. Anyway, waddle out there and do your best.

Lane missing

 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_mia_top_01.mp3 The top lane is missing.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_mia_top_02.mp3 Top is missing.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_mia_mid_01.mp3 The middle lane is missing.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_mia_mid_02.mp3 Middle is missing.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_mia_bot_01.mp3 The bottom lane is missing.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_mia_bot_02.mp3 Bottom is missing.

Periods with no action
15% chance, any time
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_spectat_01.mp3 Don't wear out the edge of your seat.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_spectat_03.mp3 Gripping, isn't it?
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_spectat_04.mp3 You paid for the whole seat, so get comfortable because it looks like we may be here a long time.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_spectat_05.mp3 I know, I can't wait either.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_spectat_06.mp3 Here's a Dota play-by-play. That fat, batwinged thing just flew left. A goblin punched a… ghost I think. Good for him. Good for everyone. Anyway: Dota.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_spectat_07.mp3 So, what's happening here then? Oh! The game's still on. Gripping, isn't it?
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_spectat_09.mp3 I spy with my robot eye something that makes no sense. Did you guess everything that's going on here? Because this is all nonsense.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_event_neg_23.mp3 The game already started, by the way. I wasn't sure if you were waiting for a whistle. There isn't one.

Quitting game
25% chance
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_exitgame_01.mp3 Based on the way you've been playing, I understand.

Followups
Welcome

All Pick
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_gamemode_01.mp3 All pick.

Least Played
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_gamemode_11.mp3 Least played.

Limited Heroes
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_choose_hero_01.mp3 Choose your hero.

Mid Only
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_gamemode_09.mp3 Mid only.

Draft end
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_team_complete_yr_follow_01.mp3 To die, probably.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_team_complete_yr_follow_02.mp3 For disappointment.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_team_complete_yr_follow_03.mp3 Your poorly chosen, hopelessly outmatched team.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_team_complete_yr_follow_05.mp3 Some… Interesting choices there.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_team_complete_yr_follow_06.mp3 Hmm, well, good luck.

Battle begins

25% chance
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_battle_prepare_03.mp3 Your funeral.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_battle_begin_follow.mp3 I've calculated who will win to a 99.93% certainty, if you're interested.

'''Ancient under attack

20% chance
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_anc_attack_dire_follow_01.mp3 If that's what they're calling attacks now.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_anc_attack_dire_follow_02.mp3 Not well, mind you. But it's technically attacking.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_anc_attack_rad_follow_01.mp3 Let's not tell them. It'll be a surprise.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_anc_attack_rad_follow_02.mp3 Well, that's a stroke of luck, and not skill.

Victory

50% chance
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_vict_follow_01.mp3 Wait until your loved ones hear about this. This should make them proud. Or bored. One of those.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_vict_follow_02.mp3 Well, really there should be an entirely new word for whatever it was you just stumbled and pinwheeled your arms through. But I guess for now let's call it winning.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_vict_follow_03.mp3 All your little goblins destroyed a magic whatever-it-was in the middle of a forest. That's quite a skill you have. If I were you I'd wait by the mailbox for my big check.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_vict_follow_04.mp3 I was going to say it's not that big a deal, but then I looked at your file and saw the list of your other accomplishements. The space on the form where they should have been, I mean.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_vict_follow_05.mp3 Congratulations. You solved Dota. You are the best hero. Turn off your computer now.

Positive

40% chance
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_pos_01.mp3 Don't get cocky.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_pos_03.mp3 Don't let it go to your giant, misshapen fantasy head.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_pos_04.mp3 So at least your teammates know what they're doing.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_pos_07.mp3 Here, let me engrave a trophy for you: nobody cares.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_pos_10.mp3 Your teammates are doing a really great job.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_pos_17.mp3 You must be so proud of your teammates right now.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_pos_18.mp3 You were almost helpful that time.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_pos_19.mp3 Well, you offered moral support.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_pos_20.mp3 It's a good feeling, isn't it? I wouldn't get used to it.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_pos_21.mp3 Not bad. Not as bad, I mean, as your other decisions so far.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_pos_23.mp3 Well, aren't you the little hero of the forest.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_pos_26.mp3 Let's be honest: it probably won't help.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_pos_27.mp3 For all the good it will do you.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_pos_29.mp3 By accident, if I had to guess.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_pos_34.mp3 That's funny, I didn't even see you cheat.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_pos_38.mp3 That should delay the inevitable slightly.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_pos_39.mp3 Let's be honest: it probably won't help.

10% chance
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_pos_02.mp3 Don't let it go to your fat, jowly head.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_pos_05.mp3 You're winning the epic battle for this small field with a creek running through it.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_pos_08.mp3 If this backward, illiterate fantasy forest had a newspaper, you'd be on the front page.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_pos_09.mp3 Let me record this victory in your file. Where did I put it? Oh, who cares.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_pos_11.mp3 They're just going to build another one. They're made of cement. You can buy them at the supermarket.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_pos_13.mp3 This should impress all the people who doubted you at the comic book store.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_pos_14.mp3 This should impress all the people who doubted you about your Green Lantern theories.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_pos_15.mp3 Why don't you celebrate with two fistfulls of potatochips once you've swallowed the chips you're probably eating now.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_pos_16.mp3 This is probably the most heroic thing anyone's ever done while sitting motionless in their parents' rec room.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_pos_22.mp3 Well, that's probably the game. You win. Hands off the keyboard.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_pos_24.mp3 So that's a minor victory, right square in the middle of all your failures.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_pos_28.mp3 If you had any idea what you were doing, this would be a real achievement.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_pos_30.mp3 Did you win? I don't have the first clue what's happening right now. What about those things? The tree-people things. Are they important?
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_pos_31.mp3 You're winning. More accurately, you're on the same team as winners who happen to be near you while they win. Anyway, congratulations.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_neutral_followup_01.mp3 This should be interesting.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_neutral_followup_02.mp3 I was on the edge of my seat.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_neutral_followup_05.mp3 Let's watch and see what happens.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_neutral_followup_08.mp3 Good.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_neutral_followup_10.mp3 In case you weren't paying attention.

Negative

40% chance
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_neg_01.mp3 Thanks to you.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_neg_02.mp3 That's bad, by the way.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_neg_04.mp3 I honestly, truly didn't think you'd allow that to happen.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_neg_05.mp3 You're allowed to defend those, you know.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_neg_06.mp3 Because of poor decisions. Yours most likely.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_neg_07.mp3 Just abandon. No one will even notice.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_neg_08.mp3 Because someone--I'm talking about you here--doesn't know what they're doing.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_neg_10.mp3 What counts is that you tried, so maybe do that next time.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_neg_11.mp3 There are no handicaps on this match by the way. You can stop them from doing that.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_neg_12.mp3 If you were saving your real strategy for a crisis, now would be the time.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_neg_13.mp3 That outfit you're wearing looks stupid. That's not me talking. It's right here in your file.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_neg_15.mp3 Grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the match.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_neg_16.mp3 But on the bright side, I just won. Money. Gambling money. By betting against you.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_neg_18.mp3 Interesting stategy. Let them obliterate all your defenses, then swoop in for the kill.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_neg_24.mp3 Now you're really in for it.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_neg_26.mp3 I can't even begin to describe how badly you've screwed this up. Oh wait, I just did.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_neg_28.mp3 If I was a betting artificial intelligence, I'd put money on them killing you now.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_neg_29.mp3 That's bad, by the way.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_neg_30.mp3 That doesn't mean you have to like it.

10% chance
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_neg_14.mp3 When other people play that hero it looks fine. But right here a scientist has noted that when you play it looks stupid.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_neg_17.mp3 But we're all winners here. Especially those players over there. In the enemy camp. You know, the ones celebrating.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_neg_19.mp3 That doesn't mean you have to like it. It just means you'll probably keep doing it because of your aptitude at failure.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_neg_20.mp3 But don't worry, losing builds character. In fact it's making you a better person right now. A great, big, well-rounded loser with lots of personality.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_neg_21.mp3 But looking at it another way, I think you've won a real moral victory here. Which doesn't mean we should forget about the first way. The more accurate and humiliating way.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_neg_22.mp3 But it's not a big loss really. It's one in a series of very small losses over a 45 minute timespan that, when added up, will look like one big, spectacular failure.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_ally_neg_23.mp3 Well nobody will hold it against you. Let's be honest, I doubt anyone will even find it surprising.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_neutral_followup_01.mp3 This should be interesting.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_neutral_followup_02.mp3 I was on the edge of my seat.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_neutral_followup_05.mp3 Let's watch and see what happens.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_neutral_followup_08.mp3 Good.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_neutral_followup_10.mp3 In case you weren't paying attention.

Negative ongoing

25% chance
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_event_neg_01.mp3 If that's something you cared about.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_event_neg_02.mp3 It's probably nothing to worry about.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_event_neg_03.mp3 You might want to look into that.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_event_neg_04.mp3 So there's that.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_event_neg_05.mp3 You're allowed to start trying now.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_event_neg_06.mp3 But you probably already knew that.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_event_neg_07.mp3 Not that I care one way or the other.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_event_neg_08.mp3 So that's something that's happening.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_event_neg_09.mp3 But just continue doing whatever it was you were doing.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_event_neg_11.mp3 I hope that's part of your plan.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_event_neg_12.mp3 You don't even care, do you?
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_event_neg_13.mp3 It'll probably be fine.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_event_neg_18.mp3 I only mention it as a conversation starter. How are you doing otherwise?
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_event_neg_20.mp3 You're really losing now. Or winning. Well, back to my mad-libs.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_event_neg_21.mp3 Wait, maybe they're not actually damaging it. No, they are.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_event_neg_22.mp3 I know. I don't care either.

10% chance
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_event_neg_15.mp3 Is this part of an elaborate trap you're going to spring on them later? Because it looks like they're really falling for it.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_event_neg_16.mp3 I know it's not a plate of nachos or anything, but it is important to the game.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_event_neg_17.mp3 It's probably fine. Trust me: I'm a super-computer and I barely understand what's happening right now.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_event_neg_19.mp3 Let me put it in old English so that it will penetrate your wizard's cap: thou art losing.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_event_neg_25.mp3 This is the hardest part about being an impartial announcer: balancing how little I care about anything that's happening here.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_neutral_followup_01.mp3 This should be interesting.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_neutral_followup_05.mp3 Let's watch and see what happens.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_neutral_followup_10.mp3 In case you weren't paying attention.
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_spectat_02.mp3 Yes, yes. Oh that was a great mad-lib. So, what's happening here then?

3% chance, towers only
 * Dlc_glados_ann_glados_neutral_followup_04.mp3 Bad news for you fans of towers out there.