Pyrion Flax Announcer Pack

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Welcome

 * Dlc pflax is this thing working.mp3 Uhm... *taps on microphone* Is this thing *taps* working?
 * Dlc pflax announcer welcome 01.mp3 Dota 2. If you're playing with friends, say goodbye to them now!
 * Dlc pflax announcer welcome 02.mp3 Willkommen! Bienvenue! Welcome to Dota 2!
 * Dlc pflax announcer welcome 02a.mp3 Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome to Dota 2!
 * Dlc pflax announcer welcome 03.mp3 Welcome to Pyrion Flax's guide to losing at Dota 2.
 * Dlc pflax announcer welcome 04.mp3 Hm... Welcome! To Pyrion Flax's guide to Dota 2.
 * Dlc pflax announcer welcome 05.mp3 Phone off the hook, shirt off, pants off, time to Dots!
 * Dlc pflax announcer welcome 06.mp3 Time for Dota! Muhahahaha!
 * Dlc pflax announcer welcome 06a.mp3 Muhahahahaha! Let us Dots!
 * Dlc pflax announcer welcome 07.mp3 Dota 2 welcomes you!
 * Dlc pflax announcer welcome 08.mp3 Welcome to Dota 2
 * Dlc pflax lovely day.mp3 It's a lovely day outside and here you are, playing Dota 2.
 * Dlc pflax pyrion in house.mp3 Pyrion Flax in the house!
 * Dlc pflax pyrion announcer pack seriously.mp3 Pyrion Flax announcer pack, seriously?

Picking Heroes

 * Dlc pflax announcer type all pick 02.mp3 All Pick, thank god!
 * Dlc pflax announcer type all pick 03.mp3 All Pick.
 * Dlc pflax announcer type all random 01.mp3 All Random? What the bloody hell is going on?
 * Dlc pflax announcer type all random 02.mp3 All Random? Why would you do such a thing?
 * Dlc pflax announcer type all random 03.mp3 All Random.
 * Dlc pflax announcer type capt mode 02.mp3 Tryhard meganerd mode.
 * Dlc pflax announcer type capt mode 03.mp3 Captain's Mode.
 * Dlc pflax announcer type random draft 01.mp3 Random Draft? Why didn't anyone tell me, oh god!
 * Dlc pflax announcer type random draft 03.mp3 Random Draft.
 * Dlc pflax announcer type single draft 02.mp3 Single Draft? In this modern age, how is such cruelty permitted to exist.
 * Dlc pflax announcer type single draft 03.mp3 Single Draft.
 * Dlc pflax announcer all mid one.mp3 All Mid.
 * Dlc pflax announcer all mid two.mp3 All Mid.
 * Dlc pflax announcer all mid three.mp3 All Mid.
 * Dlc pflax announcer reverse captains one.mp3 Reverse Captain's Mode.
 * Dlc pflax announcer reverse captains two.mp3 s'niatpaC Mode.
 * Dlc pflax announcer reverse captains three.mp3 *robotic voice* Activate Reverse Captain's Mode.
 * Dlc pflax announcer least played one.mp3 Least Played.
 * Dlc pflax announcer least played two.mp3 Least Played mode.
 * Dlc pflax announcer least played three.mp3 Least Played mode.
 * Dlc pflax announcer count pick 5 04.mp3 Ten seconds, idiot!

Beginning Battle

 * Dlc pflax announcer count battle 30 01.mp3 Juuuust enough time to make a cup of tea.
 * Dlc pflax announcer count battle 30 03.mp3 Thirty seconds.
 * Dlc pflax announcer count battle 10 01.mp3 Why does that have to count down like this, I'm nervous enough as it is!
 * Dlc pflax announcer count battle 10 05.mp3 Ten seconds to battle.
 * Dlc pflax announcer battle prepare 01.mp3 Prepare for battle.
 * Dlc pflax announcer battle prepare 02.mp3 Prepare for battle.
 * Dlc pflax announcer battle prepare 03.mp3 Prepare for battle.
 * Dlc pflax announcer battle prepare 04.mp3 Prepare for battle.
 * Dlc pflax announcer battle prepare 05.mp3 Oh my god, it's almost time!
 * Dlc pflax announcer battle begin 02.mp3 Time to get angry with each other.
 * Dlc pflax announcer battle begin 03.mp3 Please just bear in mind I'm trying my best here.
 * Dlc pflax announcer battle begin 05.mp3 The battle begins.
 * Dlc pflax announcer battle begin 07.mp3 Time to get angry with each other.
 * Dlc pflax announcer battle begin 08.mp3 The battle... eh begins.
 * Dlc pflax centaur five idiots.mp3 Into the valley of death rode the five idiots.
 * Dlc pflax creeps eternal struggle.mp3 The eternal struggle betwixt creep and creep lumbers on.
 * Dlc pflax announcer spectat 01.mp3 Boom! Welcome to Pyrion Flax's guide to being a Dota 2 announcer!

Full Carry Team

 * Dlc pflax team all very manly.mp3 This team is the manliest team imaginable.

Killing Roshan more than three times

 * Dlc pflax roshan dies cheese taken.mp3 So um... le-let me get this straight. You walk into a man's house, you kill him and you take his cheese. What's wrong with you?
 * Dlc pflax roshan dies sad 01.mp3 Congratulations on making a really sad story even sadder.
 * Dlc pflax roshan drops cheese.mp3 He has cheese in his pockets!?
 * Dlc pflax announcer cheese one.mp3 Cheese!
 * Dlc pflax announcer cheese two.mp3 Pure cheese.
 * Dlc pflax announcer aegis ho ho.mp3 Now I have an aegis. Ho. Ho. Ho.

Extended periods with no action

 * Dlc pflax announcer spectat 06.mp3 Ah, to be young again.
 * Dlc pflax announcer spectat 07.mp3 I wish to god I could be even one tenth as good as these guys.
 * Dlc pflax announcer spectat 13.mp3 Somebody take over, please, I need to make a cup of tea!
 * Dlc pflax announcer once upon a boring game.mp3 Once upon a time, these was a game of Dota 2. And nothing happened at all!
 * Dlc pflax announcer one millionth fall asleep.mp3 Congratulations, you are the one millionth Dota 2 player to make me fall asleep.
 * Dlc pflax announcer whistling one.mp3 *whistling*
 * Dlc pflax announcer whistling two.mp3 *whistling*
 * Dlc pflax boiling hot diamonds.mp3 This game is like a donut filled with lava and diamonds. Boiling hot diamonds.
 * Dlc pflax most boring game ever.mp3 Uhm, thanks for inviting me to commentate the most boring game ever!
 * Dlc pflax random mrs flax reference.mp3 Mrs. Flax just asked me if I ever intend to spend time with my family again. Answer is no.
 * Dlc pflax stick kettle on 01.mp3 Stick the bloody kettle on, would you?
 * Dlc pflax announcer spectat 14.mp3 It could go one way or another, which is to say... I have no idea what is going on.
 * Dlc pflax announcer hows weather.mp3 How's the weather there? Huh? Yeah, raining here, yeah. Rubbish, isn't it? Oh well.
 * Dlc pflax boring game 02.mp3 Let me just set my alarm here - wake me up when people start playing Dota!

Picking a specific hero

 * Dlc pflax popped collar.mp3 AAH! Popped collar! Pro player alarm sounded!
 * Dlc pflax more beef 01.mp3 Yes! More beef! More beef!
 * Dlc pflax hmhm bearded.mp3 Hm-hm! Bearded.
 * Dlc pflax hmhm nice beard.mp3  Ah, nice beard.
 * Dlc pflax alchemist 02 men enter.mp3 Two men enter, one man leaves!
 * Dlc pflax ancient apparition is old.mp3 Man, once people start calling you "ancient" you know it's over
 * Dlc pflax ancient apparition is what now.mp3 So Ancient Apparition is an apparition of... an ancient apparition?
 * Dlc pflax antimage hands up who hates.mp3 Hands up if you hate Anti-mage!
 * Dlc pflax antifun 01.mp3 Anti-fun!?
 * Dlc pflax axe turns you into number.mp3 He hits you so hard you turn into a number!
 * Dlc pflax bane terrifying.mp3 This dude is bloody terrifying!
 * Dlc pflax batrider beavis.mp3 He-hehe-he fire! Hehe-he!
 * Dlc pflax beastmaster bird and pig.mp3 He's a master of beasts and who does he get to help him? A bird and a pig. Whopee-doo!
 * Dlc pflax bloodseeker can he see.mp3 Can he even see with that thing on?
 * Dlc pflax brewmaster cider.mp3 I hope he's got some cider on him.
 * Dlc pflax brewmaster likes a drink.mp3 I reckon, and I'm going out on a  limb here, but I reckon that this lad likes a drink.
 * Dlc pflax pudge cor blimey guv.mp3 Cor blimey guv.
 * Dlc pflax broodmother aaahhhh.mp3 AAAAAHHH BLOODY HELL GET A MASSIVE NEWSPAPER!
 * Dlc pflax centaur heavy brigade.mp3 The charge of the extremely heavy brigade.
 * Dlc pflax centaur part man.mp3 Part man, part centaur.
 * Dlc pflax dark seer coneheads.mp3 Long-lost cousin of the coneheads.
 * Dlc pflax dark seer hedgehog.mp3 He's like a really bloody unpleasant hedgehog.
 * Dlc pflax dark seer scream.mp3 AAH! IT'S DARK SEER! AAH!
 * Dlc pflax disruptor is the man.mp3 He's got a lizard, a huge beard and he can harness electricity. He's the man!
 * Dlc pflax disruptor i hardly knew her.mp3 Disruptor? I hardly knew her!
 * Dlc pflax doom dooms someone.mp3 DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
 * Dlc pflax doom dooms someone gruff.mp3 DOOOOOOOOOOOM.
 * Dlc pflax doom dooms someone short.mp3 DOOOOOOOOOOM.
 * Dlc pflax doom hail doombringer.mp3 Hail Doombringer.
 * Dlc pflax dragon knight bakes.mp3 He's a dragon, a knight and in his spare time he likes to bake!
 * Dlc pflax drowranger nerd magnet.mp3 The words "drow" and "ranger" together? It's like a nerd magnet.
 * Dlc pflax earthshaker sloth bear thing.mp3 He's a big ol' lovable sloth... bear... thing.
 * Dlc pflax enigma is an enigma.mp3 He's a riddle - wrapped in a mystery, boxed up and shoved in a crate and stored in a giant warehouse.
 * Dlc pflax gyro not geero.mp3 It's "gyro", not "geero". He's not a flying bloody kebab.
 * Dlc pflax huskar used to be buskar.mp3 Huskar used to be called "Buskar", but people don't give you spare change when you stab 'em in a neck with a flaming spear.
 * Dlc pflax buttons buttons buttons.mp3 Buttons, buttons, buttons.
 * Dlc pflax dragon has two heads.mp3 This dragon has two heads?
 * Dlc pflax jakiro bogof.mp3 He's the bogof of the dragon world.
 * Dlc pflax jakiro buy 01 dragon.mp3 Buy one dragon, get another dragon glued on the side.
 * Dlc pflax jakiro grrrrrr 02 heads.mp3 Buy one dragon, get another dragon melted onto the side there's two dragons grrr!
 * Dlc pflax juggernaut go on juggles.mp3 Go on, Juggles!
 * Dlc pflax juggernaut is hella dizzy.mp3 Behind that mask is a dude who is insanely dizzy.
 * Dlc pflax kotl trick.mp3 The trick with KotL is - you annoy the hell out of everybody.
 * Dlc pflax leshrac bloody great blue pony.mp3 A bloody great blue pony thing.
 * Dlc pflax lich hell yeah.mp3 Hell yeah, it's Lich!
 * Dlc pflax lifestealer cannot break cuffs.mp3 You can't break those cuffs!
 * Dlc pflax lifestealer i can break these cuffs.mp3 I can break these cuffs!
 * Dlc pflax lifestealer reanimated pizza.mp3 He looks like somebody reanimated a pizza.
 * Dlc pflax lina hot.mp3 Ohoho, oh Lina, oh!
 * Dlc pflax lina light my fire.mp3 She can light my fire... Because um... She's warm and he's got the... The fire and everything
 * Dlc pflax lion give em finger.mp3 Give 'em the finger!
 * Dlc pflax lion serengeti.mp3 Here, on the plains of the Serengeti, we see the ugliest magician in the universe.
 * Dlc pflax lion what happens hex frog.mp3 What happens if he tries to hex an actual frog?
 * Dlc pflax lone druid not alone.mp3 How can he be called the Lone Druid when he has a bear for company?
 * Dlc pflax lycan beware moon 01.mp3 Beware the moon.
 * Dlc pflax lycan good doggie.mp3 Good doggie! Nice little pooch!
 * Dlc pflax meepo levels ult.mp3 Mo' Meepos, mo' problems.
 * Dlc pflax meepo pflax hates.mp3 Worst 45 minutes of my life was playing this "Meepo".
 * Dlc pflax morphling chemistry 01.mp3 He's composed of H2O molecules that have bonded with molcules of pure, grade-A bull poop to form this monstrosity.
 * Dlc pflax morphling county champion.mp3 County's biggest, dampest, most unpleasant bumhead.
 * Dlc pflax naga siren ult alarm.mp3 Naga Siren, sound of BS alarm. Awoooh!
 * Dlc pflax natures prophet more like profit.mp3 More like nature's profit, am I right? Um... Profit... Prof.. Profi... yeah, works better on paper
 * Dlc pflax necrolyte diet version.mp3 Necro-lyte. The diet version of Necro
 * Dlc pflax nightstalker dies daytime give him a break.mp3 He works nights, give the man a break!
 * Dlc pflax nightstalker night dude 01.mp3 It's nightdude!
 * Dlc pflax nyx too hard to be sk.mp3 This guy's trying way too hard to be sand king
 * Dlc pflax omg what to do.mp3 Oh my god. I have literally no idea what to do against this guy.
 * Dlc pflax phantom lancer angry cat.mp3 He looks like a really angry cat but he has nothing to complain about
 * Dlc pflax phantom lancer phantom fart.mp3 A Phantom Lancer is worse than a phantom fart, let me tell ya.
 * Dlc pflax pudge is cockney.mp3 He's a cockney. No I don't care what you think, Pudge is a cockney.
 * Dlc pflax queen of ikea.mp3 Her sister is Queen of Pine. And works for a large Swedish furniture retailer.
 * Dlc pflax queen of pain so hot so scary.mp3 So hot. And so scary.
 * Dlc pflax razor electric razor.mp3 Oh, he's an electric razor! I finally get it!
 * Dlc pflax riki hard to draw.mp3 "Hardest hero to draw" by none.
 * Dlc pflax rubick multiply that.mp3 Multiply THAT by a rubick.
 * Dlc pflax sand king harnesses sand.mp3 Harnesses the awesome power of... sand...
 * Dlc pflax skeleton king got it all.mp3 He's got a bone motorcycle, he plays a trombone, he's got a bone phone, he's got it all!
 * Dlc pflax skeleton king is a bloody skeleton.mp3 He's a bloody skeleton!
 * Dlc pflax slardar fishy.mp3 Sniff Sniff Something smells a bit fishy.
 * Dlc pflax slarduuurrrrr.mp3 Slarduuurrrrr.
 * Dlc pflax slark detestable.mp3 Oh, detestable little man.
 * Dlc pflax slark kills someone from invis.mp3 Slarkasm is the lowest form of wit.
 * Dlc pflax slark meepos bro.mp3 He's meepo's brother, just look at him!
 * Dlc pflax sniper kill steal.mp3 Sniper is awesome. At kill stealing!
 * Dlc pflax spiritbreaker charges someone.mp3 Mooove over!
 * Dlc pflax storm spirit hahaha.mp3 Storm spirit! Hahaha!
 * Dlc pflax sven muffler 01.mp3 How can Sven inspire his allies when he's just like *muffled talking*
 * Dlc pflax templar assassin what kind of temple.mp3 What kind of temple has an assassin?
 * Dlc pflax tiny kills swordsy hero.mp3 Rock beats scissors!
 * Dlc pflax tiny misnomer.mp3 He's a living misnomer!
 * Dlc pflax undying 03.mp3 Undying.
 * Dlc pflax undying king of zombies.mp3 Who died and made you king of the zombies?
 * Dlc pflax ursa is a bear 01.mp3 He's a bear!
 * Dlc pflax ursa pant soiling.mp3 Ursa is responsible for a lot of pant soiling in my house.
 * Dlc pflax venomancer poops wards.mp3 He doesn't need wards, he poops wards!
 * Dlc pflax venomancer veno or vino.mp3 Is it Veno, or Veeno?
 * Dlc pflax viper qqqq.mp3 See, now, this guy is easy. It's just QQQQQ.
 * Dlc pflax visage eighties band.mp3 VISAGE. Sounds like an 80s band.
 * Dlc pflax warlock fatal bonds.mp3 Great. Now we're all gonna die.
 * Dlc pflax weaver sonofabitch.mp3 The sneaky, unpleasant son of a bitch.
 * Dlc pflax whisp on star trek.mp3 Wisp looks like an alien that would totally kill a redshirt in an episode of Star Trek and be like My people do not comprehend death. Wajoo!

Positive

 * Dlc pflax announcer followup positive 03.mp3 If it was me I'd need a new pair of pants
 * Dlc pflax announcer followup positive 06.mp3 Are you serious?
 * Dlc pflax evil cackle.mp3 *evil laugh*
 * Dlc pflax ha ha ha gold.mp3 Hahahahaha, gold!
 * Dlc pflax announcer big man on campus german.mp3 Die grosse Mannen auf dem Campus
 * Dlc pflax announcer noice.mp3 Noice.
 * Dlc pflax announcer really remarkable steve.mp3 This is really remarkable, Steve.
 * Dlc pflax announcer twr fall enm mid 02.mp3 Take that, you bangers!
 * Dlc pflax easy life.mp3 (After a tower kill) Easy game, easy tower, easy life.
 * Dlc pflax get that tower.mp3 (After a tower kill) Get that tower! Yeees!

Negative

 * Dlc pflax announcer followup neg 01.mp3 Wow. You make me look good. Thanks.
 * Dlc pflax a wizard should.mp3 A wizard should know better...
 * Dlc pflax booing.mp3 Boooo!
 * Dlc pflax announcer bro do you even lift.mp3 Bro, do you even lift?
 * Dlc pflax announcer bro do you even lift two.mp3 Bro, do you even lift?
 * Dlc pflax announcer feeling faint.mp3 If you're feeling faint, that's okay, just lie down, elevate your legs and breath into this paper bag.
 * Dlc pflax announcer no poultice.mp3 There is no ointment, cream, nor poultice to heal these wounds.
 * Dlc pflax who did that.mp3 Who did that? Who did that?
 * Dlc pflax no way back.mp3 Is there any way back from this? No.
 * Dlc pflax this is all meaningless.mp3 Tower are being bulldozed, but for what? This is all meaningless!
 * Dlc pflax dingdong 01.mp3 Ding-dong!
 * Dlc pflax terrified beyond capacity.mp3 Uh, can we pause, please? I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
 * Dlc pflax why so difficult.mp3 Why is this so bloody difficult?
 * Dlc pflax announcer high levels of suckocity.mp3 We're detecting high levels of suckocity, captain.
 * Dlc pflax announcer fuggedaboutit.mp3 Ey, youz guyz uhm... Doing some great work forget about it.
 * Dlc pflax announcer fuggedaboutit short.mp3 Ey, forget about it.
 * Dlc pflax announcer harshing my mellow.mp3 Oh, man, this is totally harshing my mellow...
 * Dlc pflax announcer rax fall yr top 02.mp3 Guys, guys guys, you need to defend here.

Respawning

 * Dlc pflax announcer followup respawn 03.mp3 If you do that again your teammates are gonna shout at you and you will cry.
 * Dlc pflax announcer followup respawn 04.mp3 Why aren't you getting this!?
 * Dlc pflax announcer followup respawn 05.mp3 Uh, being bad is a choice.
 * Dlc pflax announcer followup respawn 06.mp3 Stop being aggresively terrible.

Certain hero respawning

 * Dlc pflax batrider hasnt touched ground.mp3 Man, this Batrider is awesome. He hasn't touched the ground once since the match started!
 * Dlc pflax axe axe goes respawn.mp3 Axe goes... to base to respawn!
 * Dlc pflax good day sir.mp3 Good day sir!
 * Dlc pflax doombringer feeding.mp3 Good day sir!
 * Dlc pflax pudge food singularity.mp3 Pudge - let's not sugarcoat it - this man is a food singularity.
 * Dlc pflax spiritbreaker dies.mp3 Spirit Breaker is not amooosed!

Purchasing certain item

 * Dlc pflax skeleton king got the omlette.mp3 You got the omlette!
 * Dlc pflax skeleton king got the omlette hushed.mp3 You got the omlette!
 * Dlc pflax announcer armlet one.mp3 Armlet of Mordigigigian
 * Dlc pflax announcer armlet two.mp3 Armlet of Mordigigiagan
 * Dlc pflax announcer armlet three.mp3 Armlet of Mordigigiagan
 * Dlc pflax arcane boots 01.mp3 Mana boots, hell yeah!
 * Dlc pflax announcer arcane boots one.mp3 Arcane boots. Now you can continue to waste mana in inefficient ways!
 * Dlc pflax smoke 01.mp3 Smoke gank incoming!
 * Dlc pflax someone buys wards.mp3 I love wards almost as much as Lich does.
 * Dlc pflax announcer i love wards.mp3 Only me and Lich get excited about wards, I know that's pathetic.
 * Dlc pflax announcer wards one.mp3 Wards. Now you have no excuse for getting ganked.
 * Dlc pflax announcer aghanims one.mp3 Aghanim's Skepter.
 * Dlc pflax announcer aghanims two.mp3 Aghanim's Scepter. There's almost certainly something else you should have bought.
 * Dlc pflax announcer assault cuirass one.mp3 Assault Cuiruis.
 * Dlc pflax announcer band of elvenskin one.mp3 Band of Elvenskin? Literally? That's barbaric!
 * Dlc pflax announcer basher one.mp3 Bash some skulls.
 * Dlc pflax announcer battle fury one.mp3 Battle Fury.
 * Dlc pflax announcer bkb one.mp3 Black King Bar.
 * Dlc pflax announcer bkb two.mp3 Ah, Black King Bar.
 * Dlc pflax announcer blade mail.mp3 Blade Mail.
 * Dlc pflax announcer blink dagger one.mp3 Blinku Dagger!
 * Dlc pflax announcer blink dagger two.mp3 Noice Blink Dagger.
 * Dlc pflax announcer blink dagger three.mp3 Blink Dagger.
 * Dlc pflax announcer bloodstone one.mp3 BLOOOODSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!
 * Dlc pflax announcer bottle one.mp3 Here, friend. Have a sip from my bottle.
 * Dlc pflax announcer butterfly one.mp3 This has to be most terrifying butterfly ever.
 * Dlc pflax announcer clarity one.mp3 A potion of clarity
 * Dlc pflax announcer chosen two.mp3 Clarity potion. I could seriously use a few of these right now.
 * Dlc pflax announcer courier one.mp3 What the hell is that thing?
 * Dlc pflax announcer courier two.mp3 No mere donkey, this.
 * Dlc pflax announcer courier three.mp3 Good luck little guy. You're gonna need it.
 * Dlc pflax announcer daedelus one.mp3 Deadalidlus. Daeledlus.
 * Dlc pflax announcer dagon one.mp3 Dagonit!
 * Dlc pflax announcer dagon two.mp3 Dagon.
 * Dlc pflax announcer dagon three.mp3 Dagooon.
 * Dlc pflax announcer divine rapier one.mp3 Divine Rapier. Lord have mercy.
 * Dlc pflax announcer divine rapier two.mp3 Rapier throw incoming!
 * Dlc pflax announcer drums one.mp3 Drum of Endurance. Now with Electrolytes!
 * Dlc pflax announcer dusty one.mp3 Dusty Springfield!
 * Dlc pflax announcer eaglesong one.mp3 Eaglesong!
 * Dlc pflax announcer ethereal blade one.mp3 Ethereal Blade.
 * Dlc pflax announcer ethereal blade one.mp3 E-Blade.
 * Dlc pflax announcer euls one.mp3 Eul's Scepter of Spinnerosity.
 * Dlc pflax announcer ethereal blade one.mp3 Ethereal Blade.
 * Dlc pflax announcer flying courier one.mp3 Can somebody please upgrade the courier? Oh, thank you.
 * Dlc pflax announcer flying courier two.mp3 Congrats! Your courier can now fly to its death instead of just walk there.
 * Dlc pflax announcer flying courier three.mp3 About bloody time.
 * Dlc pflax announcer force staff one.mp3 Nobody's *forcing* you, hehehe.
 * Dlc pflax announcer gauntlets of strength.mp3 Pfft, heavy hands.
 * Dlc pflax announcer healing salve one.mp3 This salve cannot heal a broken heart.
 * Dlc pflax announcer heart one.mp3 Heart of Teresque
 * Dlc pflax announcer heavens halberd one.mp3 Heaven's Halberd.
 * Dlc pflax announcer helm dominator one.mp3 Helm of the Demominominator.
 * Dlc pflax announcer helm dominator two.mp3 Helm of the Lowest Common Denominator.
 * Dlc pflax announcer hood of defiance one.mp3 Hoodie of Defiance
 * Dlc pflax announcer if in doubt slap on armour.mp3 If in doubt, slap armour on it.
 * Dlc pflax announcer invisible swine one.mp3 Invisible SWINE.
 * Dlc pflax announcer invisible swine two.mp3 Take that, you invisible swine.
 * Dlc pflax announcer iron branch one.mp3 Iron branches. Far, far more useful than they sound.
 * Dlc pflax announcer linkens one.mp3 Linken's what?
 * Dlc pflax announcer magic stick one.mp3 Magick Stick
 * Dlc pflax announcer magic stick two.mp3 Here, this stick is magic, I promise
 * Dlc pflax announcer magic stick three.mp3 Uh, if you like that magick stick I've got some magic beans for you!
 * Dlc pflax announcer manta style one.mp3 Mmm, Manta Style.
 * Dlc pflax announcer manta style two.mp3 Yo. Manta Style is strong, but it is no much for my dragon style.
 * Dlc pflax announcer mekansm one.mp3 Mekansm. Pft, I hate having to buy this boring, boring item.
 * Dlc pflax announcer mjolnir one.mp3 Majolininir.
 * Dlc pflax announcer mjolnir two.mp3 Mjolnir.
 * Dlc pflax announcer mjolnir three.mp3 Mjolnr.
 * Dlc pflax announcer mkb one.mp3 A monkey walks into a bar... Uhm... And the bartender says... Why the long face? Uhm...
 * Dlc pflax announcer mom one.mp3 Mask of Madness.
 * Dlc pflax announcer mom two.mp3 If you buy Mask of Madness you are literally mad.
 * Dlc pflax announcer mystic staff one.mp3 *gasp* A mystic staff!
 * Dlc pflax announcer necro one.mp3 Necronominomin.
 * Dlc pflax announcer necro two.mp3 Necromonominon... Necrominon... Necucam... Necbook.
 * Dlc pflax announcer orchid one.mp3 Orchid Malevolelelence!
 * Dlc pflax announcer perseverance one.mp3 Peseverevence.
 * Dlc pflax announcer pipe one.mp3 Pipe. Of. Insight.
 * Dlc pflax announcer poor mans shield one.mp3 Poor Man's Shield? This thing cost a fortune!
 * Dlc pflax announcer poor mans shield two.mp3 When I was young, we couldn't afford a shield and had to make do with a friend's face
 * Dlc pflax announcer poor mans shield three.mp3 Poor Man's Shield bya- when i was young we couldn't afford any kind of shield, had to make do with friend's face
 * Dlc pflax announcer pub blade.mp3 Pub Blade.
 * Dlc pflax announcer quelling blade one.mp3 Quelling Blade.
 * Dlc pflax announcer quelling blade two.mp3 Quling Blade.
 * Dlc pflax announcer radiance one.mp3 Radiance.
 * Dlc pflax announcer refresher one.mp3 These do not stack.
 * Dlc pflax announcer rod of atos one.mp3 Rod of Atos. No healthcare for you.
 * Dlc pflax announcer sange and yasha one.mp3 Sandwich and Yushal.
 * Dlc pflax announcer sange and yasha two.mp3 Sandwich and Pasta.
 * Dlc pflax announcer skadi one.mp3 Eye of Skadi.
 * Dlc pflax announcer slippers of agility.mp3 Slippers of Agility? Have you ever tried running in slippers?
 * Dlc pflax announcer tangos one.mp3 Tangos! Delicious.
 * Dlc pflax announcer tangos two.mp3 Delicious tangos.
 * Dlc pflax announcer tangos three.mp3 Tangos! Use them wisely.
 * Dlc pflax announcer tangos four.mp3 Now you can eat trees. So useful!
 * Dlc pflax announcer town portal scroll.mp3 There is no town. Just more bloody towers.
 * Dlc pflax announcer treads one.mp3 Power Shoes.
 * Dlc pflax announcer treads two.mp3 Mega Shoes.
 * Dlc pflax announcer treads three.mp3 Shame you can't switch treads to "do not suck".
 * Dlc pflax announcer vanguard one.mp3 Vaanguard.
 * Dlc pflax announcer vanguard two.mp3 Vonguard.
 * Dlc pflax announcer veil one.mp3 Veil of Discord. Or as I call it - Christmas at my mother-in-law's. Ba-dum-ptch!
 * Dlc pflax announcer tryhards one.mp3 Tryhards.
 * Dlc pflax announcer you know what youre doing.mp3 You know what you're doing!

First Blood

 * Dlc pflax announcer 1stblood 01.mp3 Rambo style. First blood.
 * Dlc pflax announcer 1stblood 02.mp3 If you want a war you've got it, first blood.
 * Dlc pflax announcer 1stblood 03.mp3 First blood and I didn't miss it.
 * Dlc pflax announcer 1stblood 04.mp3 First blood!

Killing spree

 * Dlc pflax announcer kill dominate 01.mp3 We got this man, we got this by the ass!
 * Dlc pflax announcer kill double 01.mp3 That's a twofer!
 * Dlc pflax announcer kill godlike 01.mp3 My god, it's full of stars.
 * Dlc pflax announcer kill mega 01.mp3 You just got drafted by Pwn State!
 * Dlc pflax announcer kill rampage 01.mp3 (babbling lips)
 * Dlc pflax announcer kill rampage 02.mp3 By the legend of Hall and Oates, did you see that?!
 * Dlc pflax announcer kill spree 01.mp3 The square root of the own zone!
 * Dlc pflax announcer kill triple 01.mp3 Three dudes? Impossible!
 * Dlc pflax announcer kill ultra 01.mp3 (babbling lips)
 * Dlc pflax announcer kill unstop 01.mp3 Oh, the humanity!
 * Dlc pflax announcer double kill harmonica 01.mp3 You've got a double kill! (harmonica sounds)
 * Dlc pflax announcer double kill song 01.mp3 (singing) They will sing a song about how awesome you were today, because you have given them a thrill, because you got a double kill!
 * Dlc pflax announcer godlike harmonica 01.mp3 (harmonica sounds) Godlike!
 * Dlc pflax announcer nerf.mp3 Nerf this man!

Unused

 * Dlc pflax your courier killed.mp3 They killed the courier!
 * Dlc pflax announcer rax attack rad mid 02.mp3 Middle rax - that's GG bro, G bloody G.
 * Dlc pflax announcer mega now you 01.mp3 You now have mega creeps.
 * Dlc pflax announcer all mid four.mp3 All mid. Pudge wars!
 * Dlc pflax announcer count pick 10 01.mp3 Five seconds remaining.
 * Dlc pflax announcer spectat 02.mp3 Uh, I may need to alt+tab from time to time to find out how this all works.