User:Wagonmastergeneralrunsimmon

Steam Name: Rakashakasulu

Real Name: Padraic

Quote: "You can always tell a professional Dota player just by looking at their inventory. They WILL have a force staff."

10 Favourite Heroes to Play (And Favourite Quotes):

1) Slark the Nightcrawler. "Alone is best but sometimes you need mates. Worst comes to worst you can always eat them"

2) Invoker. "Behold before you, the illustrious, the imperious, ingenious arch-mage… CARL."

3) Gondar the Bounty Hunter. "You're wanted dead or alive, I don't know which you are but I'll collect your bounty all the same."

4) Balanar the Night Stalker. "You've reached the end of your days."

5) Dazzle the Shadow Priest. "If killing you is wrong, I don't want to be right"

6) Rizzrack the Timbersaw "If you fall in the forest and I laugh, will anyone hear me?"

7) Morphling "Didn't you see me waving?"

8) Sven the Rogue Knight "I would not kill a maiden, but you forced the issue!"

9) Rattletrap the Clockwerk "If you come back, I'll kill you again."

10) Zharvakko the Witch Doctor "Which Doctor you expecting?"

10 Least Favourite Heroes to Play (And why):

1) Shadow Demon Fairly useless at most points during the game. Good at harassing at the start. That's about it.

2) Skitskurr the Weaver It seems whenever I play him the enemy always know what they're doing and I don't.

3) Slithice the Naga Siren It's mainly her voice actually.

4) Black Arachnia the Broodmother Well...weak and complicated at the start, strong and complicated at the end. If you get there that is.

5) Undying the Almighty Dirge God he hits slowly. God he levels slowly. God he does everything at the speed at which he's decaying.

6) Ish'kafel the Dark Seer. I don't know, I'm definitely doing it wrong, I just don't like the fact that the enemy needs to be more powerful than him for him to win.

7) Io the Guardian Wisp. Despite being one of the 'best' supports in the game, he's a surprisingly bad support.

8) Akasha the Queen of Pain. I don't know, I get focused on because people think she's dangerous when really I've no idea what I'm doing.

9) Luna the Moon Rider. I don't know why, I just don't like her.

10) Puck the Faerie Dragon Timing is everything. Therein lies my problem.

10 Heroes I Hate Playing Against (And why):

1) Skitskurr the Weaver. Because he's powerful, which is annoying, and fragile but really hard to kill, which is annoying.

2) Rikimaru the Stealth Assassin. You can't fight him with an autoattacker and you can't fight him with spells. Smoke screen is even more annoying than the fact that I can never see him coming.

3) Naix the Lifestealer The tougher you are to kill, the less likely you are to kill him; he turns the power of a team's tank against them.

4) Viper the Netherdrake. Impossible to escape, difficult to catch, surprisingly strong bite.

5) Nortrom the Silencer. Every spellcaster's worst nightmare.

6) Nyx Assassin One hit, stun, mana burn, dead. That's all I get from this guy.

7) Kardel Sharpeye the Sniper As Bounty Hunter once said "Only cowards hunt from a distance."

8) Anti-Mage. Ignorant and indignant, self-righteous and stupid, as well as a bitch to catch and kill.

9) Ostarion the Skeleton King "Alive or dead Skeleton King. Pick One" Most times he chooses the former.

10) Huskar the Sacred Warrior Gets tougher the more he dies, I admire that, but that doesn't change him being a real bother to kill.