Pyrion Flax Announcer Pack

Welcome

 * Dlc pflax is this thing working.mp3 Um, is this thing working?
 * Dlc pflax announcer welcome 01.mp3 Dota 2. If you are playing with friends, say goodbye to them now.
 * Dlc pflax announcer welcome 02.mp3 Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome to Dota 2.
 * Dlc pflax announcer welcome 02a.mp3 Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome to Dota 2.
 * Dlc pflax announcer welcome 03.mp3 Welcome to Pyrion Flax's guide to losing at Dota 2.
 * Dlc pflax announcer welcome 04.mp3 Uh welcome to Pyrion Flax's guide to Dota 2.
 * Dlc pflax announcer welcome 05.mp3 Phone off the hook. Shirt off.  Pants off.  Time to Dotes!
 * Dlc pflax announcer welcome 06.mp3 Time for Dota! Mhu hu ha ha haa!
 * Dlc pflax announcer welcome 06a.mp3 Mhu hu hu ha ha ha! Let us Dotes.
 * Dlc pflax announcer welcome 07.mp3 Dota 2 welcomes you!
 * Dlc pflax announcer welcome 08.mp3 Welcome to Dota 2.
 * Dlc pflax lovely day.mp3 It's a lovely day outside and here you are, playing Dota 2.
 * Dlc pflax pyrion in house.mp3 Pyrion Flax in the house!
 * Dlc pflax pyrion announcer pack seriously.mp3 A Pyrion Flax announcer pack? Seriously?

Picking Heroes

 * Dlc pflax announcer type all pick 02.mp3 All pick, thank God.
 * Dlc pflax announcer type all pick 03.mp3 All pick.
 * Dlc pflax announcer type all random 01.mp3 All random? What the bloody hell is going on?
 * Dlc pflax announcer type all random 02.mp3 All random? Why would you do such a thing?
 * Dlc pflax announcer type all random 03.mp3 All random.
 * Dlc pflax announcer type capt mode 02.mp3 Tryhard meganerd mode.
 * Dlc pflax announcer type capt mode 03.mp3 Captain's Mode.
 * Dlc pflax announcer type random draft 01.mp3 Random draft? Why didn't anyone tell me?  Oh god.
 * Dlc pflax announcer type random draft 03.mp3 Random draft.
 * Dlc pflax announcer type single draft 02.mp3 Single draft? In this modern age how is such cruelty permitted to exist?
 * Dlc pflax announcer type single draft 03.mp3 Single draft.
 * Dlc pflax announcer all mid one.mp3 All mid!
 * Dlc pflax announcer all mid two.mp3 All mid!
 * Dlc pflax announcer all mid three.mp3 All mid.
 * Dlc pflax announcer reverse captains one.mp3 Reverse captain's mode.
 * Dlc pflax announcer reverse captains two.mp3 Sniatpac mode!
 * Dlc pflax announcer reverse captains three.mp3 Activate reverse captain's mode.
 * Dlc pflax announcer least played one.mp3 Least played!
 * Dlc pflax announcer least played two.mp3 Least played mode.
 * Dlc pflax announcer least played three.mp3 Least played mode.
 * Dlc pflax announcer count pick 5 04.mp3 10 Seconds idiot.

Prepare For Battle

 * Dlc pflax announcer battle prepare 01.mp3 Prepare for battle!
 * Dlc pflax announcer battle prepare 02.mp3 Prepare for battle.
 * Dlc pflax announcer battle prepare 03.mp3 Prepare for battle!
 * Dlc pflax announcer battle prepare 04.mp3 Prepare for battle!
 * Dlc pflax announcer battle prepare 05.mp3 Oh my god it's almost time!

30 Seconds Remaining

 * Dlc pflax announcer count battle 30 01.mp3 Just enough time to make a cup of tea.
 * Dlc pflax announcer count battle 30 03.mp3 Thirty seconds!

10 Seconds Remaining

 * Dlc pflax announcer count battle 10 01.mp3 Why does it have to count down like this? I'm nervous enough as it is!
 * Dlc pflax announcer count battle 10 05.mp3 Ten seconds to battle.

Battle Start/Creep Spawn

 * Dlc pflax announcer battle begin 02.mp3 Time to get angry with eachother.
 * Dlc pflax announcer battle begin 03.mp3 Please just bear in mind I'm trying my best here.
 * Dlc pflax announcer battle begin 05.mp3 The battle begins!
 * Dlc pflax announcer battle begin 07.mp3 Time to get angry with eachother!
 * Dlc pflax announcer battle begin 08.mp3 The battle. A'begins.
 * Dlc pflax time to man up.mp3 Time to man up!
 * Dlc pflax time to man or woman up.mp3 Time to man, or woman, up!

Comments

 * Dlc pflax centaur five idiots.mp3 Into the valley of death rode the five idiots.
 * Dlc pflax creeps eternal struggle.mp3 The eternal struggle betwixt creep and creep lumbers on.
 * Dlc pflax go on creeps.mp3 Go on creeps! Hit those other creeps!
 * Dlc pflax announcer spectat 01.mp3 Boom! Welcome to Pyrion Flax's guide to being a Dota 2 announcer.

Full Carry Team

 * Dlc pflax team all very manly.mp3 This team is the manliest team imaginable!

Killing Roshan more than three times

 * Dlc pflax roshan dies cheese taken.mp3 So l-let me get this straight: you walk into a man's house, you kill him, and you take his cheese. What's wrong with you?
 * Dlc pflax roshan dies sad 01.mp3 Congratulations on making a really sad story even sadder.
 * Dlc pflax roshan drops cheese.mp3 He has cheese in his pockets?
 * Dlc pflax announcer cheese one.mp3 Cheese!
 * Dlc pflax announcer cheese two.mp3 Pure cheese.
 * Dlc pflax announcer aegis ho ho.mp3 Now I have an aegis. Ho ho ho.

Extended periods with no action

 * Dlc pflax announcer spectat 06.mp3 Ah to be young again.
 * Dlc pflax announcer spectat 07.mp3 I wish to God I could be even one-tenth as good as these guys.
 * Dlc pflax announcer spectat 13.mp3 Somebody take over please. I need to make a cup of tea.
 * Dlc pflax announcer once upon a boring game.mp3 Once upon a time, there was a game of Dota 2. And nothing happened at all.
 * Dlc pflax announcer one millionth fall asleep.mp3 Congratulations. You're the one-millionth Dota 2 player to make me fall asleep.
 * Dlc pflax announcer whistling one.mp3 (whistling)
 * Dlc pflax announcer whistling two.mp3 (whistling)
 * Dlc pflax boiling hot diamonds.mp3 This game is like a donut filled with lava and diamonds. Boiling hot diamonds!
 * Dlc pflax most boring game ever.mp3 Thanks for inviting me to commentate on the most boring game ever!
 * Dlc pflax random mrs flax reference.mp3 Mrs. Flax just asked me if I ever intend to spend time with my family again. The answer is no.
 * Dlc pflax stick kettle on 01.mp3 Stick the bloody kettle on, would you?
 * Dlc pflax announcer spectat 14.mp3 It could go one way, or the other, which is to say: I have no idea what the hell is going on.
 * Dlc pflax announcer hows weather.mp3 How's the weather there? Eh?  Raining here.  Yeah.  Rubbish isn't it.  Oh well.
 * Dlc pflax boring game 02.mp3 Let me just set my alarm here. Wake me up when people start playing Dota.

Picking a specific hero

 * Dlc pflax popped collar.mp3 Ah!  Popped collar!  Pro player alarm sounded!
 * Dlc pflax more beef 01.mp3 Yes!  More beef!  More beef!
 * Dlc pflax hmhm bearded.mp3 Hmm hm!  Bearded!
 * Dlc pflax hmhm nice beard.mp3 Ah!  Nice beard!
 * Dlc pflax alchemist 02 men enter.mp3 Two men enter, one man leaves.
 * Dlc pflax ancient apparition is old.mp3 Man, once people start calling you ancient, you know it's over.
 * Dlc pflax ancient apparition is what now.mp3 So Ancient Apparition is an apparition of an ancient apparition?
 * Dlc pflax antimage hands up who hates.mp3 Hands up if you hate Anti-Mage!
 * Dlc pflax antifun 01.mp3 Anti-fun!
 * Dlc pflax axe turns you into number.mp3 He hits you so hard you turn into a number!
 * Dlc pflax bane terrifying.mp3 This dude is bloody terrifying.
 * Dlc pflax batrider beavis.mp3 Heh he he he fire!  He he he!
 * Dlc pflax beastmaster bird and pig.mp3 He's master of beasts and who does he get to help him?  A bird and a pig.  Whop-e-do!
 * Dlc pflax bloodseeker can he see.mp3 Can he even see with that thing on?
 * Dlc pflax brewmaster cider.mp3 I hope he's got some cider on him.
 * Dlc pflax brewmaster likes a drink.mp3 I reckon, and I'm going out on a limb here, but I reckon that this lad likes a drink.
 * Dlc pflax pudge cor blimey guv.mp3 Cor blimey gov!
 * Dlc pflax broodmother aaahhhh.mp3 Ahh!  Bloody hell!  Get a massive newspaper!
 * Dlc pflax centaur heavy brigade.mp3 The charge of the extremely heavy brigade.
 * Dlc pflax centaur part man.mp3 Part man, part centaur.
 * Dlc pflax dark seer coneheads.mp3 Long lost cousin of the coneheads.
 * Dlc pflax dark seer hedgehog.mp3 He's like a really bloody unpleasant hedgehog.
 * Dlc pflax dark seer scream.mp3 Ahh!  It's Dark Seer!  Ahh!
 * Dlc pflax disruptor is the man.mp3 He's got a lizard, a huge beard, and he can harness electricity!  He's the man!
 * Dlc pflax disruptor i hardly knew her.mp3 Disruptor?  I hardly knew her!
 * Dlc pflax doom dooms someone.mp3 Doommmmmm!
 * Dlc pflax doom dooms someone gruff.mp3 Doom!
 * Dlc pflax doom dooms someone short.mp3 Doom!
 * Dlc pflax doom hail doombringer.mp3 Hail Doombringer.
 * Dlc pflax dragon knight bakes.mp3 He's a dragon, a knight, and in his spare time he likes to bake.
 * Dlc pflax drowranger nerd magnet.mp3 The words Drow and Ranger together is like a nerd magnet.
 * Dlc pflax earthshaker sloth bear thing.mp3 He's a big old lovable sloth bear thing.
 * Dlc pflax enigma is an enigma.mp3 He's a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, boxed up and shoved in a crate and store in a giant warehouse.
 * Dlc pflax gyro not geero.mp3 It's gyro, not geero.  He's not a flying bloody kebab.
 * Dlc pflax gyro tache.mp3 One of the few truly mustachioed heroes in the game.
 * Dlc pflax huskar used to be buskar.mp3 Huskar used to be called Buskar, but people don't give you spare change when you stab them in the neck with a flaming spear.
 * Dlc pflax buttons buttons buttons.mp3 Buttons buttons buttons!
 * Dlc pflax dragon has two heads.mp3 This dragon has two heads?
 * Dlc pflax jakiro bogof.mp3 He's the bogof of the dragon world!
 * Dlc pflax jakiro buy 01 dragon.mp3 Buy one dragon, get another dragon glued on the side!
 * Dlc pflax jakiro grrrrrr 02 heads.mp3 Buy one dragon, get another dragon melded on to the side!  There's two dragons hrrr!
 * Dlc pflax juggernaut go on juggles.mp3 Go on juggles!
 * Dlc pflax juggernaut is hella dizzy.mp3 Behind that mask is a dude who is insanely dizzy!
 * Dlc pflax kotl trick.mp3 The trick with Kotl is you annoy the hell out of everybody!
 * Dlc pflax leshrac bloody great blue pony.mp3 A bloody great blue pony thing.
 * Dlc pflax lich hell yeah.mp3 Hell yeah, it's Lich!
 * Dlc pflax lifestealer cannot break cuffs.mp3 You can't break those cuffs!
 * Dlc pflax lifestealer i can break these cuffs.mp3 I can break these cuffs!
 * Dlc pflax lifestealer reanimated pizza.mp3 He looks like somebody reainimated a pizza.
 * Dlc pflax lina hot.mp3 Oh ho ho!  Oh Lina.  Oh ho!
 * Dlc pflax lina light my fire.mp3 She can light my fire.  Because uh, she's a woman and she's got the fire and everything.
 * Dlc pflax lion give em finger.mp3 Give 'em the finger!
 * Dlc pflax lion serengeti.mp3 Here on the plains of the Serengeti we see the ugliest magician in the universe.
 * Dlc pflax lion what happens hex frog.mp3 What happens if he tries to hex an actual frog?
 * Dlc pflax lone druid not alone.mp3 How can he be called Lone Druid when he has a bear for company?
 * Dlc pflax lycan beware moon 01.mp3 Beware the moon!
 * Dlc pflax lycan good doggie.mp3 Good doggie!  Nice little pooch!
 * Dlc pflax meepo levels ult.mp3 More Meepos, more problems.
 * Dlc pflax meepo pflax hates.mp3 Worst forty-five minutes of my life was playing as Meepo.
 * Dlc pflax morphling chemistry 01.mp3 He's composed of H2O molecules that bonded with molecules of pure, grade-A bullpoop to form this monstrosity.
 * Dlc pflax morphling county champion.mp3 County's biggest, dampest, most unpleasant bumhead.
 * Dlc pflax naga siren ult alarm.mp3 Naga siren.  Sound the BS alarm.  Aauuuuooonnn
 * Dlc pflax natures prophet more like profit.mp3 More like Nature's Profit!  Am I right? Prophet.  Proph-prophet yeah it works better on paper.
 * Dlc pflax necrolyte diet version.mp3 Necrolyte!  The diet version of Necro.
 * Dlc pflax nightstalker dies daytime give him a break.mp3 He works nights.  Give the man a break.
 * Dlc pflax nightstalker night dude 01.mp3 It's night dude!
 * Dlc pflax nyx too hard to be sk.mp3 This guy is trying way too hard to be Sand King.
 * Dlc pflax omg what to do.mp3 Oh my God.  I have literally no idea what to do against this guy.
 * Dlc pflax phantom lancer angry cat.mp3 He looks like a really angry cat, but he has nothing to complain about.
 * Dlc pflax phantom lancer phantom fart.mp3 A phantom lancer is worse than a phantom fart, let me tell ya.
 * Dlc pflax pudge is cockney.mp3 He's a cockney.  No I don't care what you think.  Pudge is a cockney.
 * Dlc pflax queen of ikea.mp3 Her sister is Queen of Pine, and works for a large, Swedish furniture retailer.
 * Dlc pflax queen of pain so hot so scary.mp3 So hot.  And so scary.
 * Dlc pflax razor electric razor.mp3 Oh he's an electric razor.  I finally get it!
 * Dlc pflax riki hard to draw.mp3 Hardest hero to draw, bar none.
 * Dlc pflax rubick multiply that.mp3 Multiply that by a Rubick.
 * Dlc pflax sand king harnesses sand.mp3 Harnesses the awesome power of s-sand.
 * Dlc pflax skeleton king got it all.mp3 He's got a bone motorcycle, he plays the trom-bone, he's got a bone phone, he's got it all!
 * Dlc pflax skeleton king is a bloody skeleton.mp3 He's a bloody skeleton!
 * Dlc pflax slardar fishy.mp3 Something smells a bit mm-fishy.
 * Dlc pflax slarduuurrrrr.mp3 Slarduuuuur.
 * Dlc pflax slark detestable.mp3 Aw, a detestable little man.
 * Dlc pflax slark kills someone from invis.mp3 Slarkasm is the lowest form of wit.
 * Dlc pflax slark meepos bro.mp3 He's Meepo's brother.  Just look at him.
 * Dlc pflax sniper kill steal.mp3 Sniper is awesome.  At kill-stealing.
 * Dlc pflax spiritbreaker charges someone.mp3 Mmmmmove over!
 * Dlc pflax storm spirit hahaha.mp3 Storm Spirit!  Ha ha ha!
 * Dlc pflax sven muffler 01.mp3 How can Sven inspire his allies when he's just like *mumbling sounds*?
 * Dlc pflax templar assassin what kind of temple.mp3 What kind of temple has an assassin?
 * Dlc pflax tiny kills swordsy hero.mp3 Rock beats scissors!
 * Dlc pflax tiny misnomer.mp3 He's a living misnomer!
 * Dlc pflax undying 03.mp3 Undying!
 * Dlc pflax undying king of zombies.mp3 Who died and made you king of the zombies?
 * Dlc pflax ursa is a bear 01.mp3 He's a bear!
 * Dlc pflax ursa pant soiling.mp3 Ursa is responsible for a lot of pants-soiling in my house.
 * Dlc pflax venomancer poops wards.mp3 He doesn't need wards.  He poops wards.
 * Dlc pflax venomancer veno or vino.mp3 Is it ve-no, or vee-no?
 * Dlc pflax viper qqqq.mp3 See now this guy's easy. It's just q q q q q.
 * Dlc pflax visage eighties band.mp3 Visaaaage.  Sounds like an 80s band.
 * Dlc pflax warlock fatal bonds.mp3 Great.  Now we're all going to die.
 * Dlc pflax weaver sonofabitch.mp3 You Sneaky, unpleasant son of a bitch.
 * Dlc pflax whisp on star trek.mp3 Wisp looks like an alien that would totally kill a red shirt in an episode of Star Trek and be like my people do not comprehend death woooooo!

Positive Events Followup

 * Dlc pflax announcer followup positive 03.mp3 If it was me, I'd need a new pair of pants.
 * Dlc pflax announcer followup positive 06.mp3 Are you serious?
 * Dlc pflax are you serious 03.mp3 Are you serious?
 * Dlc pflax evil cackle.mp3 Hmm hm hm ho ho ho ha ha!
 * Dlc pflax ha ha ha gold.mp3 Ha ha ha ha ha gold!
 * Dlc pflax announcer big man on campus german.mp3 Die große Mannen auf dem Campus.
 * Dlc pflax announcer noice.mp3 Noice!
 * Dlc pflax announcer really remarkable steve.mp3 This is really remarkable Steve.
 * Dlc pflax announcer twr fall enm mid 02.mp3 Take that you bounders!
 * Dlc pflax easy life.mp3 Easy game, easy tower, easy life!
 * Dlc pflax get that tower.mp3 Get that tower! Yes!

Negative Events Followup

 * Dlc pflax announcer followup neg 01.mp3 Wow, you make me look good. Thanks!
 * Dlc pflax a wizard should.mp3 A wizard should know better.
 * Dlc pflax booing.mp3 Booo!
 * Dlc pflax announcer bro do you even lift.mp3 Bro do you even lift?
 * Dlc pflax announcer bro do you even lift two.mp3 Bro do you even lift?
 * Dlc pflax announcer feeling faint.mp3 If you're feeling faint that's okay. Just lie down, elevate the legs, and breathe into this paper bag.
 * Dlc pflax announcer no poultice.mp3 There is no ointment, cream, nor poultice to heal these wounds.
 * Dlc pflax who did that.mp3 Who did that? Who did that?
 * Dlc pflax no way back.mp3 Is there any way back from this? No.
 * Dlc pflax this is all meaningless.mp3 Towers are being bulldozed, but for what? This is all meaningless!
 * Dlc pflax dingdong 01.mp3 Ding dong!
 * Dlc pflax terrified beyond capacity.mp3 Can we pause please? I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
 * Dlc pflax why so difficult.mp3 Why is this so bloody difficult?
 * Dlc pflax announcer high levels of suckocity.mp3 We're detecting high levels of suckocity, captain.
 * Dlc pflax announcer fuggedaboutit.mp3 Ey yous guys doin' some great work fuggedaboutit.
 * Dlc pflax announcer fuggedaboutit short.mp3 Ey fuggedaboutit.
 * Dlc pflax announcer harshing my mellow.mp3 Oh man this is totally harshing my mellow.
 * Dlc pflax announcer rax fall yr top 02.mp3 Guy guys guys. You need to defend here.

Respawning

 * Dlc pflax announcer followup respawn 03.mp3 If you do that again, your teammates are going to shout at you, and you will cry.
 * Dlc pflax announcer followup respawn 04.mp3 Why aren't you getting this?
 * Dlc pflax announcer followup respawn 05.mp3 Uh, being bad is a choice.
 * Dlc pflax announcer followup respawn 06.mp3 Stop being aggressively terrible.

Certain hero respawning

 * Dlc pflax batrider hasnt touched ground.mp3 Man this Batrider is awesome.  He hasn't touched the ground once since the match started!
 * Dlc pflax axe axe goes respawn.mp3 Axe goes to base to respawn.
 * Dlc pflax good day sir.mp3 Good day sir!
 * Dlc pflax doombringer feeding.mp3 You should steal the power of not sucking.
 * Dlc pflax pudge food singularity.mp3 Pudge, let's not sugarcoat it, this man is a food singularity!
 * Dlc pflax spiritbreaker dies.mp3 Spirit Breaker is not amoooosed.

Purchasing certain item

 * Dlc pflax skeleton king got the omlette.mp3 You got the omlette!
 * Dlc pflax skeleton king got the omlette hushed.mp3 You got the omlette!
 * Dlc pflax announcer armlet one.mp3 Armlet of Mordigigigigian!
 * Dlc pflax announcer armlet two.mp3 Armlet of Mordigiagan.
 * Dlc pflax announcer armlet three.mp3 Armlet of Mordigigiagugun!
 * Dlc pflax arcane boots 01.mp3 Mana boots!  Hell yeah!
 * Dlc pflax announcer arcane boots one.mp3 Arcane boots.  Now you can continue to waste mana in inefficient ways!
 * Dlc pflax smoke 01.mp3 Smoke gank incoming!
 * Dlc pflax announcer i love wards.mp3 I love wards almost as much as Lich does.
 * Dlc pflax someone buys wards.mp3 Only me and Lich get excited about wards.  I know that's pathetic.
 * Dlc pflax announcer wards one.mp3 Wards.  Now you have no excuse for getting ganked.
 * Dlc pflax announcer aghanims one.mp3 Aghanim's skepter.
 * Dlc pflax announcer aghanims two.mp3 Aghanim's scepter.  There's almost certainly something else you should've bought.
 * Dlc pflax announcer assault cuirass one.mp3 Assault Crrrs.
 * Dlc pflax announcer band of elvenskin one.mp3 Band of Elvenskin?  Literally?  That's barbaric!
 * Dlc pflax announcer basher one.mp3 Bash some skulls!
 * Dlc pflax announcer battle fury one.mp3 Battlefury.
 * Dlc pflax announcer bkb one.mp3 Black king bar.
 * Dlc pflax announcer bkb two.mp3 Ah black king bar!
 * Dlc pflax announcer blade mail.mp3 Blade mail.
 * Dlc pflax announcer blink dagger one.mp3 Blinku dagger!
 * Dlc pflax announcer blink dagger two.mp3 Noice blink dagger.
 * Dlc pflax announcer blink dagger three.mp3 Blink dagger.
 * Dlc pflax announcer bloodstone one.mp3 Bloodstooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooone.
 * Dlc pflax announcer bottle one.mp3 Here friend.  Have a sip from my bottle.
 * Dlc pflax announcer butterfly one.mp3 Has to be the most terrifying butterfly ever.
 * Dlc pflax announcer clarity one.mp3 A potion of clarity.
 * Dlc pflax announcer chosen two.mp3 Clarity potion.  I could seriously use a few of these right now.
 * Dlc pflax announcer courier one.mp3 What the hell is that thing?
 * Dlc pflax announcer courier two.mp3 No mere donkey, this.
 * Dlc pflax announcer courier three.mp3 Good luck little guy.  You're gonna need it.
 * Dlc pflax announcer daedelus one.mp3 Daedaladlus.  Daeladelus.
 * Dlc pflax announcer dagon one.mp3 Dagon'it!
 * Dlc pflax announcer dagon two.mp3 Dagon.
 * Dlc pflax announcer dagon three.mp3 Dagoon!
 * Dlc pflax announcer divine rapier one.mp3 Divine Rapier. Lord have mercy.
 * Dlc pflax announcer divine rapier two.mp3 Rapier throw incoming!
 * Dlc pflax announcer drums one.mp3 Drum of endurance.  Now with electrolytes!
 * Dlc pflax announcer dusty one.mp3 Dusty springfield!
 * Dlc pflax announcer eaglesong one.mp3 Eaglesong!
 * Dlc pflax announcer ethereal blade one.mp3 Ethereal blade!
 * Dlc pflax announcer ethereal blade two.mp3 E-blade!
 * Dlc pflax announcer euls one.mp3 Eul's scepter of spinerocity!
 * Dlc pflax announcer flying courier one.mp3 Could someone please upgrade the courier-oh!  Thank you.
 * Dlc pflax announcer flying courier two.mp3 Congrats!  Your courier can now fly to its death instead of just walk there.
 * Dlc pflax announcer flying courier three.mp3 About bloody time.
 * Dlc pflax announcer force staff one.mp3 Nobody's forcing you.  Heh heh heh.
 * Dlc pflax announcer gauntlets of strength.mp3 Pff, heavy hands.
 * Dlc pflax announcer healing salve one.mp3 This salve cannot heal a broken heart.
 * Dlc pflax announcer heart one.mp3 Heart of Terrasque.
 * Dlc pflax announcer heavens halberd one.mp3 Heaven's Halberd!
 * Dlc pflax announcer helm dominator one.mp3 Helm of the Demominiminator.
 * Dlc pflax announcer helm dominator two.mp3 Helm of the lowest common denominator.
 * Dlc pflax announcer hood of defiance one.mp3 Hoodie of defiance.
 * Dlc pflax announcer if in doubt slap on armour.mp3 If in doubt, slap armor on it.
 * Dlc pflax announcer invisible swine one.mp3 Invisible swine!
 * Dlc pflax announcer invisible swine two.mp3 Take that, you invisible swine!
 * Dlc pflax announcer iron branch one.mp3 Iron branches.  Far, far more useful than they sound.
 * Dlc pflax announcer linkens one.mp3 Linken's what?
 * Dlc pflax announcer magic stick one.mp3 Magic stick!
 * Dlc pflax announcer magic stick two.mp3 Here, this stick is magic, I promise.
 * Dlc pflax announcer magic stick three.mp3 Uh if you like that magic stick, I have some magic beans for you.
 * Dlc pflax announcer manta style one.mp3 Mm manta style.
 * Dlc pflax announcer manta style two.mp3 Your manta style is strong.  But it is no match for my dragon style.
 * Dlc pflax announcer mekansm one.mp3 Mekanism.  Ugh.  I hate having to buy this boring, boring item.
 * Dlc pflax announcer mjolnir one.mp3 Mjollininer.
 * Dlc pflax announcer mjolnir two.mp3 Mjeoneer.
 * Dlc pflax announcer mjolnir three.mp3 Mjoeoew.
 * Dlc pflax announcer mkb one.mp3 A monkey walks into a bar and, and the bartender says Why the long face? um...
 * Dlc pflax announcer mom one.mp3 Mask of madness!
 * Dlc pflax announcer mom two.mp3 If you buy Mask of Madness, you are literally mad.
 * Dlc pflax announcer mystic staff one.mp3 Ah!  A mystic staff!
 * Dlc pflax announcer necro one.mp3 Necronominina.
 * Dlc pflax announcer necro two.mp3 Necrominomina. Necrominun. Necuclun.  Necbook!
 * Dlc pflax announcer orchid one.mp3 Orchid Malevolelence!
 * Dlc pflax announcer perseverance one.mp3 Peseverrence.
 * Dlc pflax announcer pipe one.mp3 Pipe!  Of.  Insight.
 * Dlc pflax announcer poor mans shield one.mp3 Poor Man's Shield?  This thing costs a fortune!
 * Dlc pflax announcer poor mans shield two.mp3 When I was young, we couldn't afford a shield.  Had to make do with a friend's face.
 * Dlc pflax announcer poor mans shield three.mp3 Poor Man's Shield?  Boy when I was young we couldn't afford any kind of shield. Had to make do with friend's face!
 * Dlc pflax announcer pub blade.mp3 Pub blade.
 * Dlc pflax announcer quelling blade one.mp3 Quelling blade!
 * Dlc pflax announcer quelling blade two.mp3 Queue-ling blade!
 * Dlc pflax announcer radiance one.mp3 Radiance!
 * Dlc pflax announcer refresher one.mp3 These do not stack.
 * Dlc pflax announcer rod of atos one.mp3 Rod of Atos.  No healthcare for you.
 * Dlc pflax announcer sange and yasha one.mp3 Sandwich and Usual.
 * Dlc pflax announcer sange and yasha two.mp3 Sandwich and pasta.
 * Dlc pflax announcer skadi one.mp3 Eye of Skadi.
 * Dlc pflax announcer slippers of agility.mp3 Slippers of Agility?  Have you ever tried running in slippers?
 * Dlc pflax announcer tangos one.mp3 Tangoes.  Mm, delicious.
 * Dlc pflax announcer tangos two.mp3 Delicious tangoes.
 * Dlc pflax announcer tangos three.mp3 Tangoes.  Use them wisely.
 * Dlc pflax announcer tangos four.mp3 Now you can eat trees.  So useful!
 * Dlc pflax announcer town portal scroll.mp3 There is no town.  Just more bloody towers.
 * Dlc pflax announcer treads one.mp3 Power shoes.
 * Dlc pflax announcer treads two.mp3 Mega shoes.
 * Dlc pflax announcer treads three.mp3 Shame you can't switch treads to 'do not suck'.
 * Dlc pflax announcer vanguard one.mp3 Vangward.
 * Dlc pflax announcer vanguard two.mp3 Vongward.
 * Dlc pflax announcer veil one.mp3 Veil of Discord, or as I call it: Christmas at my mother in law's!  Ba-dombo-tsh!
 * Dlc pflax announcer tryhards one.mp3 Tryhards.
 * Dlc pflax announcer you know what youre doing.mp3 You know what you're doing!

Unused
These files are not used in the rules file, but they may be used elsewhere!
 * Dlc pflax announcer all mid four.mp3 All mid. Pudge wars!
 * Dlc pflax announcer ban dire 01.mp3 Dire team ban.
 * Dlc pflax announcer ban dire 02.mp3 Bad dudes banning someone now.
 * Dlc pflax announcer ban enm 01.mp3 Soon they will ban.
 * Dlc pflax announcer ban enm 02.mp3 They're gonna ban someone.
 * Dlc pflax announcer ban enm 03.mp3 Enemy's turn to ban.
 * Dlc pflax announcer ban enm 04.mp3 Your opponents are banning.
 * Dlc pflax announcer ban rad 01.mp3 Radiant team ban.
 * Dlc pflax announcer ban rad 02.mp3 The green team's banning someone now.
 * Dlc pflax announcer ban yr 01.mp3 Ban a thing!
 * Dlc pflax announcer ban yr 02.mp3 Ban a dude. Ban Dark Seer, he's terrifying!
 * Dlc pflax announcer ban yr 03.mp3 Your turn to ban.
 * Dlc pflax announcer ban yr 04.mp3 Ban someone please!
 * Dlc pflax announcer choose hero 01.mp3 Pick your hero!
 * Dlc pflax announcer cognratulations heres the end screen.mp3 Congratulations. Here's the end screen.
 * Dlc pflax announcer count pick 10 01.mp3 5 seconds remaining.
 * Dlc pflax announcer mega now you 01.mp3 You now have megacreeps.
 * Dlc pflax announcer now select 03.mp3 You may now select your hero.
 * Dlc pflax announcer pick dire 01.mp3 Dire team pick!
 * Dlc pflax announcer pick enm 01.mp3 Enemy team's turn to pick!
 * Dlc pflax announcer pick rad 02.mp3 Radiant team pick.
 * Dlc pflax announcer pick yr 03.mp3 Your turn to pick.
 * Dlc pflax announcer rax attack rad mid 02.mp3 Middle rax. That's gg bro.  G bloody G.
 * Dlc pflax announcer spectat 02.mp3 I may need to alt+tab from time to time to find out how this all works.
 * Dlc pflax announcer team complete dire 02.mp3 Dire's team is complete.
 * Dlc pflax announcer team complete our 02.mp3 Our team is complete.
 * Dlc pflax announcer team complete rad 01.mp3 Radiant's team is complete.
 * Dlc pflax announcer team complete yr 02.mp3 Your team is complete.
 * Dlc pflax announcer team complete yr 03.mp3 Well done, whoever did that. Let's just play Dota 2 now, geez.
 * Dlc pflax announcer time extra 03.mp3 Extra time.
 * Dlc pflax announcer time extra using 02.mp3 You are using extra time.
 * Dlc pflax announcer time reserve 01.mp3 Reserve time. It's not free, you know.
 * Dlc pflax announcer time reserve 02.mp3 Reserve time.
 * Dlc pflax announcer time reserve using 03.mp3 You are using reserve time.
 * Dlc pflax announcer type capt draft 01.mp3 Captain's draft? Yawn.
 * Dlc pflax announcer type capt draft 03.mp3 Captain's draft.
 * Dlc pflax announcer type death match 01.mp3 Deathmatch? Tell me this isn't literally a deathmatch.
 * Dlc pflax announcer type death match 03.mp3 Deathmatch!
 * Dlc pflax announcer type easy mode 01.mp3 Easy mode! My favorite mode!
 * Dlc pflax kunkka drunken flax.mp3 What do we do with a drunken P-Flax early in the morning.
 * Dlc pflax missing bot 01.mp3 Your bottom is missing.
 * Dlc pflax missing bot 02.mp3 Your bottom is missing.
 * Dlc pflax missing bot 03.mp3 Where's your bottom? It's missing!
 * Dlc pflax missing middle 01.mp3 Missing middle!
 * Dlc pflax missing middle 02.mp3 Middle is missing!
 * Dlc pflax missing middle 03.mp3 Missing middle!
 * Dlc pflax missing top 01.mp3 Your top is missing.
 * Dlc pflax missing top 02.mp3 Missing top!
 * Dlc pflax missing top 03.mp3 Missing top!
 * Dlc pflax why isnt this courier upgraded you bastard.mp3 Why isn't this courier upgraded you legendarily worthless bastard?!
 * Dlc pflax youre an anchor 01.mp3 You're an anchor for this team!
 * Dlc pflax your courier killed.mp3 They killed the courier!

First Blood

 * Dlc pflax killing spree announcer 1stblood 01.mp3 Rambo style.  First blood!
 * Dlc pflax killing spree announcer 1stblood 02.mp3 If you want a war you've got.  First blood!
 * Dlc pflax killing spree first blood 01.mp3 First blood!  And I didn't miss it!
 * Dlc pflax killing spree first blood 02.mp3 First blood!

Hero Dying

 * Dlc pflax killing spree boosh 01.mp3 Boosh!
 * Dlc pflax killing spree boosh 02.mp3 Boosh!
 * Dlc pflax killing spree boosh 03.mp3 Boosh!
 * Dlc pflax killing spree boosh 04.mp3 Boosh!
 * Dlc pflax killing spree boosh 05.mp3 Boosh! Boosh! Boosh!
 * Dlc pflax killing spree boosh 06.mp3 Oh boosh booshidie boosh-boosh!
 * Dlc pflax killing spree boosh 07.mp3 Boosh!
 * Dlc pflax killing spree skadoosh.mp3 Skadoosh!
 * Dlc pflax killing spree morphling take steps 01.mp3 We gotta take steps.
 * Dlc pflax killing spree boosh aqua.mp3 Aqua-boosh!

Of Three

 * Dlc pflax killing spree announcer gott in himmel.mp3 Gott im himmel!

Of Four

 * Dlc pflax killing spree announcer kill mega 01.mp3 You just got drafted by Pwn State!
 * Dlc pflax killing spree announcer kill rampage 01.mp3 Bibble bibble bibble.

Of Five

 * Dlc pflax killing spree announcer boy bands worth.mp3 You just killed a boy band's worth of enemies.

Of Six

 * Dlc pflax killing spree announcer kill unstop 01.mp3 Oh the humanity!

Of Seven

 * Dlc pflax killing spree nerf.mp3 Nerf this man!

Of Eight

 * Dlc pflax killing spree announcer chosen one.mp3 Prophecy is true.  He is the chosen one!

Of Nine

 * Dlc pflax killing spree godlike harmonica 01.mp3 (harmonica) Godlike!
 * Dlc pflax killing spree announcer nine men dead at feet.mp3 Before he knew it, nine men lay dead at his feet.  Nine!
 * Dlc pflax killing spree announcer roll around insides.mp3 Roll around in their insides.  DO IT!

Of Ten or More

 * Dlc pflax killing spree announcer kill godlike 01.mp3 My god.  It's full of stars!

Double Kill

 * Dlc pflax killing spree announcer kill double 01.mp3 That's a twofer!
 * Dlc pflax killing spree double kill harmonica 01.mp3 You've got a double-kill! (harmonica)
 * Dlc pflax killing spree double kill song 01.mp3 (While playing xylophone) They will sing a song about how awesome you were today because you have given them a thrill, because you've got a double kill!

Triple Kill

 * Dlc pflax killing spree boosh 05.mp3 Boosh! Boosh! Boosh!
 * Dlc pflax killing spree announcer kill triple 01.mp3 Three dudes?  Impossible!

Ultra Kill

 * Dlc pflax killing spree announcer kill ultra 01.mp3 Bibble bibble bibble.
 * Dlc pflax killing spree boosh 06.mp3 Oh boosh booshidie boosh-boosh!

Rampage

 * Dlc pflax killing spree manly 01.mp3 Manly!
 * Dlc pflax killing spree manly 02.mp3 Manly!
 * Dlc pflax killing spree announcer kill rampage 02.mp3 By the legend of Hall and Oates, did you see that?

Player's team wiped

 * Dlc pflax killing spree fails of the week.mp3 Number one on Fails of the Week, guaranteed!
 * Dlc pflax killing spree toughen up 01.mp3 Toughen up!
 * Dlc pflax killing spree toughen up 02.mp3 Toughen up!
 * Dlc pflax killing spree why why why.mp3 Why?  Why? Why?  Why?  Why?  Why?
 * Dlc pflax killing spree what the hell.mp3 What the hell is going on?
 * Dlc pflax killing spree campfire.mp3 Well done man!  Now we can all respawn together and hold hands and sing songs around the freaking campfire about what an idiot you are.

Enemy Team Wiped

 * Dlc pflax killing spree boosh salad.mp3 Oh man that teamfight had more booshes than a boosh salad!
 * Dlc pflax killing spree booshes galore.mp3 Booshes galore!
 * Dlc pflax killing spree does anybody else need new pair underpants.mp3 Does anybody else need a new pair of underpants.
 * Dlc pflax killing spree grand pantheon.mp3 That play just made it into the Grand Pantheon of Dota 2 plays.  But it is a very, very big pantheon.
 * Dlc pflax killing spree what are we playing for.mp3 What are we playing for here?
 * Dlc pflax killing spree announcer kill wipeout 01.mp3 Bibble bibble bibble.
 * Dlc pflax killing spree announcer kill dominate 01.mp3 We got this man.  We got this by the ass.
 * Dlc pflax killing spree announcer spectat 05.mp3 This is one of those games I wish was in slow-mo because my brain just melted.
 * Dlc pflax killing spree announcer spectat 08.mp3 Okay, someone explain what happened because I have literally no idea.

Followup Lines

 * Dlc pflax killing spree announcer grave dancing shoes.mp3 Now where did I put my grave-dancing shoes?
 * Dlc pflax killing spree are you hacking.mp3 I don't know if you're hacking or my game is bugged or something but seriously.
 * Dlc pflax killing spree my three year old.mp3 My three-year-old can do this.

Ownage

 * Dlc pflax killing spree ownage 01.mp3 Ownage!
 * Dlc pflax killing spree ownage 02.mp3 Ownage!
 * Dlc pflax killing spree ownage 03.mp3 Ownage!
 * Dlc pflax killing spree announcer kill spree 01.mp3 The square root of the own zone!