Pyrion Flax Announcer Pack

Welcome

 * Dlc pflax is this thing working.mp3 Uhm... *taps on microphone* Is this thing *taps* working?
 * Dlc pflax announcer welcome 01.mp3 Dota 2. If you're playing with friends, say goodbye to them now!
 * Dlc pflax announcer welcome 02.mp3 Willkommen! Bienvenue! Welcome to Dota 2!
 * Dlc pflax announcer welcome 02a.mp3 Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome to Dota 2!
 * Dlc pflax announcer welcome 03.mp3 Welcome to Pyrion Flax's guide to losing at Dota 2.
 * Dlc pflax announcer welcome 04.mp3 Hm... Welcome! To Pyrion Flax's guide to Dota 2.
 * Dlc pflax announcer welcome 05.mp3 Phone off the hook, shirt off, pants off, time to Dots!
 * Dlc pflax announcer welcome 06.mp3 Time for Dota! Muhahahaha!
 * Dlc pflax announcer welcome 06a.mp3 Muhahahahaha! Let us Dots!
 * Dlc pflax announcer welcome 07.mp3 Dota 2 welcomes you!
 * Dlc pflax announcer welcome 08.mp3 Welcome to Dota 2

Picking a specific hero

 * Dlc pflax popped collar.mp3 AAH! Popped collar! Pro player alarm sounded!
 * Dlc pflax more beef 01.mp3 Yes! More beef! More beef!
 * Dlc pflax hmhm bearded.mp3 Hm-hm! Bearded.
 * Dlc pflax hmhm nice beard.mp3  Ah, nice beard.
 * Dlc pflax alchemist 02 men enter.mp3 Two men enter, one man leaves!
 * Dlc pflax ancient apparition is old.mp3 Man, once people start calling you "ancient" you know it's over
 * Dlc pflax ancient apparition is what now.mp3 So Ancient Apparition is an apparition of... an ancient apparition?
 * Dlc pflax antimage hands up who hates.mp3 Hands up if you hate Anti-mage!
 * Dlc pflax antifun 01.mp3 Anti-fun!?
 * Dlc pflax axe turns you into number.mp3 He hits you so hard you turn into a number!
 * Dlc pflax bane terrifying.mp3 This dude is bloody terrifying!
 * Dlc pflax batrider beavis.mp3 He-hehe-he fire! Hehe-he!
 * Dlc pflax beastmaster bird and pig.mp3 He's a master of beasts and who does he get to help him? A bird and a pig. Whopee-doo!
 * Dlc pflax bloodseeker can he see.mp3 Can he even see with that thing on?
 * Dlc pflax brewmaster cider.mp3 I hope he's got some cider on him.
 * Dlc pflax brewmaster likes a drink.mp3 I reckon, and I'm going out on a  limb here, but I reckon that this lad likes a drink.
 * Dlc pflax pudge cor blimey guv.mp3 Cor blimey guv.
 * Dlc pflax broodmother aaahhhh.mp3 AAAAAHHH BLOODY HELL GET A MASSIVE NEWSPAPER!
 * Dlc pflax centaur heavy brigade.mp3 The charge of the extremely heavy brigade.
 * Dlc pflax centaur part man.mp3 Part man, part centaur.
 * Dlc pflax dark seer coneheads.mp3 Long-lost cousin of the coneheads.
 * Dlc pflax dark seer hedgehog.mp3 He's like a really bloody unpleasant hedgehog.
 * Dlc pflax dark seer scream.mp3 AAH! IT'S DARK SEER! AAH!
 * Dlc pflax disruptor is the man.mp3 He's got a lizard, a huge beard and he can harness electricity. He's the man!
 * Dlc pflax disruptor i hardly knew her.mp3 Disruptor? I hardly knew her!
 * Dlc pflax doom dooms someone.mp3 DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
 * Dlc pflax doom dooms someone gruff.mp3 DOOOOOOOOOOOM.
 * Dlc pflax doom dooms someone short.mp3 DOOOOOOOOOOM.
 * Dlc pflax doom hail doombringer.mp3 Hail Doombringer.
 * Dlc pflax dragon knight bakes.mp3 He's a dragon, a knight and in his spare time he likes to bake!
 * Dlc pflax drowranger nerd magnet.mp3 The words "drow" and "ranger" together? It's like a nerd magnet.
 * Dlc pflax earthshaker sloth bear thing.mp3 He's a big ol' lovable sloth... bear... thing.
 * Dlc pflax enigma is an enigma.mp3 He's a riddle - wrapped in a mystery, boxed up and shoved in a crate and stored in a giant warehouse.
 * Dlc pflax gyro not geero.mp3 It's "gyro", not "geero". He's not a flying bloody kebab.
 * Dlc pflax huskar used to be buskar.mp3 Huskar used to be called "Buskar", but people don't give you spare change when you stab 'em in a neck with a flaming spear.
 * Dlc pflax buttons buttons buttons.mp3 Buttons, buttons, buttons.
 * Dlc pflax dragon has two heads.mp3 This dragon has two heads?
 * Dlc pflax jakiro bogof.mp3 He's the bogof of the dragon world.
 * Dlc pflax jakiro buy 01 dragon.mp3 Buy one dragon, get another dragon glued on the side.
 * Dlc pflax jakiro grrrrrr 02 heads.mp3 Buy one dragon, get another dragon melted onto the side there's two dragons grrr!
 * Dlc pflax juggernaut go on juggles.mp3 Go on, Juggles!
 * Dlc pflax juggernaut is hella dizzy.mp3 Behind that mask is a dude who is insanely dizzy.
 * Dlc pflax kotl trick.mp3 The trick with KotL is - you annoy the hell out of everybody.
 * Dlc pflax leshrac bloody great blue pony.mp3 A bloody great blue pony thing.
 * Dlc pflax lich hell yeah.mp3 Hell yeah, it's Lich!
 * Dlc pflax lifestealer cannot break cuffs.mp3 You can't break those cuffs!
 * Dlc pflax lifestealer i can break these cuffs.mp3 I can break these cuffs!
 * Dlc pflax lifestealer reanimated pizza.mp3 He looks like somebody reanimated a pizza.
 * Dlc pflax lina hot.mp3 Ohoho, oh Lina, oh!
 * Dlc pflax lina light my fire.mp3 She can light my fire... Because um... She's warm and he's got the... The fire and everything
 * Dlc pflax lion give em finger.mp3 Give 'em the finger!
 * Dlc pflax lion serengeti.mp3 Here, on the planes of Serengeti, we see the ugliest magician in the universe.
 * Dlc pflax lion what happens hex frog.mp3 What happens if he tries to hex an actual frog?
 * Dlc pflax lone druid not alone.mp3 How can he be called the Lone Druid when he has a bear for company?
 * Dlc pflax lycan beware moon 01.mp3 Beware the moon.
 * Dlc pflax lycan good doggie.mp3 Good doggie! Nice little pooch!
 * Dlc pflax meepo levels ult.mp3 Mo' Meepos, mo' problems.
 * Dlc pflax meepo pflax hates.mp3 Worst 45 minutes of my life was playing this "Meepo".
 * Dlc pflax morphling chemistry 01.mp3 He's composed of H2O molecules that have bonded with molcules of pure, grade-A bull poop to form this monstrosity.
 * Dlc pflax morphling county champion.mp3 County's biggest, dampest, most unpleasant bumhead.
 * Dlc pflax naga siren ult alarm.mp3 Naga Siren, sound of BS alarm. Awoooh!
 * Dlc pflax natures prophet more like profit.mp3 More like nature's profit, am I right? Um... Profit... Prof.. Profi... yeah, works better on paper
 * Dlc pflax necrolyte diet version.mp3 Necro-lyte. The diet version of Necro
 * Dlc pflax nightstalker dies daytime give him a break.mp3 He works nights, give the man a break!
 * Dlc pflax nightstalker night dude 01.mp3 It's nightdude!
 * Dlc pflax nyx too hard to be sk.mp3 This guy's trying way too hard to be sand king
 * Dlc pflax omg what to do.mp3 Oh my god. I have literally no idea what to do against this guy.
 * Dlc pflax phantom lancer angry cat.mp3 He looks like a really angry cat but he has nothing to complain about
 * Dlc pflax phantom lancer phantom fart.mp3 A Phantom Lancer is worse than a phantom fart, let me tell ya.
 * Dlc pflax pudge is cockney.mp3 He's a cockney. No I don't care what you think, Pudge is a cockney.
 * Dlc pflax queen of ikea.mp3 Her sister is Queen of Pine. And works for a large Swedish furniture retailer.
 * Dlc pflax queen of pain so hot so scary.mp3 So hot. And so scary.
 * Dlc pflax razor electric razor.mp3 Oh, he's an electric razor! I finally get it!
 * Dlc pflax riki hard to draw.mp3 "Hardest hero to draw" by none.
 * Dlc pflax rubick multiply that.mp3 Multiply THAT by a rubick.
 * Dlc pflax sand king harnesses sand.mp3 Harnesses the awesome power of... sand...
 * Dlc pflax skeleton king got it all.mp3 He's got a bone motorcycle, he plays a trombone, he's got a bone phone, he's got it all!
 * Dlc pflax skeleton king is a bloody skeleton.mp3 He's a bloody skeleton!
 * Dlc pflax slardar fishy.mp3 Sniff Sniff Something smells a bit fishy.
 * Dlc pflax slarduuurrrrr.mp3 Slarduuurrrrr.
 * Dlc pflax slark detestable.mp3 Oh, detestable little man.
 * Dlc pflax slark kills someone from invis.mp3 Slarkasm is the lowest form of wit.
 * Dlc pflax slark meepos bro.mp3 He's meepo's brother, just look at him!
 * Dlc pflax sniper kill steal.mp3 Sniper is awesome. At kill stealing!
 * Dlc pflax spiritbreaker charges someone.mp3 Mooove over!
 * Dlc pflax storm spirit hahaha.mp3 Storm spirit! Hahaha!
 * Dlc pflax sven muffler 01.mp3 How can Sven inspire his allies when he's just like *muffled talking*
 * Dlc pflax templar assassin what kind of temple.mp3 What kind of temple has an assassin?
 * Dlc pflax tiny kills swordsy hero.mp3 Rock beats scissors!
 * Dlc pflax tiny misnomer.mp3 He's a living misnomer!
 * Dlc pflax undying 03.mp3 Undying.
 * Dlc pflax undying king of zombies.mp3 Who died and made you king of the zombies?
 * Dlc pflax ursa is a bear 01.mp3 He's a bear!
 * Dlc pflax ursa pant soiling.mp3 Ursa is responsible for a lot of pant soiling in my house.
 * Dlc pflax venomancer poops wards.mp3 He doesn't need wards, he poops wards!
 * Dlc pflax venomancer veno or vino.mp3 Is it Veno, or Veeno?
 * Dlc pflax viper qqqq.mp3 See, now, this guy is easy. It's just QQQQQ.
 * Dlc pflax visage eighties band.mp3 VISAGE. Sounds like an 80s band.
 * Dlc pflax warlock fatal bonds.mp3 Great. Now we're all gonna die.
 * Dlc pflax weaver sonofabitch.mp3 The sneaky, unpleasant son of a bitch.
 * Dlc pflax whisp on star trek.mp3 Wisp looks like an alien that would totally kill a redshirt in an episode of Star Trek and be like My people do not comprehend death. Wajoo!

First Blood

 * Dlc pflax announcer 1stblood 01.mp3 Rambo style. First blood.
 * Dlc pflax announcer 1stblood 02.mp3 If you want a war you've got it, first blood.
 * Dlc pflax announcer 1stblood 03.mp3 First blood and I didn't miss it.
 * Dlc pflax announcer 1stblood 04.mp3 First blood!

Killing spree

 * Dlc pflax announcer kill dominate 01.mp3 We got this man, we got this by the ass!
 * Dlc pflax announcer kill double 01.mp3 That's a twofer!
 * Dlc pflax announcer kill godlike 01.mp3 My god, it's full of stars.
 * Dlc pflax announcer kill mega 01.mp3 You just got drafted by Pwn State!
 * Dlc pflax announcer kill rampage 01.mp3 (babbling lips)
 * Dlc pflax announcer kill rampage 02.mp3 By the legend of Hall and Oates, did you see that?!
 * Dlc pflax announcer kill spree 01.mp3 The square root of the own zone!
 * Dlc pflax announcer kill triple 01.mp3 Three dudes? Impossible!
 * Dlc pflax announcer kill ultra 01.mp3 (babbling lips)
 * Dlc pflax announcer kill unstop 01.mp3 Oh, the humanity!
 * Dlc pflax announcer double kill harmonica 01.mp3 You've got a double kill! (harmonica sounds)
 * Dlc pflax announcer double kill song 01.mp3 (singing) They will sing a song about how awesome you were today, because you have given them a thrill, because you got a double kill!
 * Dlc pflax announcer godlike harmonica 01.mp3 (harmonica sounds) Godlike!
 * Dlc pflax announcer nerf.mp3 Nerf this man!