User:Beefcorporation

New User. Hungover so I feel very lazy to write a detailed bio. So.... I'll just say this: Dota 2 is the hizznit.

Radiant

 * Brewmaster
 * Omniknight
 * Treant Protector
 * Alchemist
 * Dragon Knight
 * Clockwerk
 * Beastmaster
 * JAGGAHNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHT
 * Phantom Lancer
 * Foul Sorceries! (somtimes)
 * Whassat?
 * Ah, these mortals and their futile games. Oh wait! I'm one of them! Hwahahahahahahaha! (bot games)
 * It's probably not a problem.... probably.... (just in bot games)
 * Twin-Headed Dragon (just in bot games also)
 * Silencer (I am terrible with him)
 * I grow in power and craft!
 * Finders keepers, losers...eh...I forget...

Dire

 * Sand King (I am more terrible with him than Silencer)
 * Slithereen Guard
 * King Leoric
 * Balanar
 * Doombringer
 * Chaos Knight
 * Nyx, nyyyyx........
 * Bane Elementaaaaaaaal
 * What a trip!
 * Deeman weech
 * Enigma (I am quite bad with him)
 * POX UPON YOU
 * DAZZERUUUUUUUUUUUUU
 * Leshrac
 * Fly, bat!
 * Kaldr
 * Obsidian Destroyer
 * Shadow Demon (sometimes)

Do note that I am a terrible player, so I play more bot games than pubs to save my would-be teammates from shame. Hence why I love bot-related updates.