Timbersaw/Responses

Entering battle

 * timb_spawn_01.mp3 Timbersaw!
 * timb_spawn_02.mp3 I'm Rizzrack. Don't touch me!
 * timb_spawn_03.mp3 I cut things. It's what I do. What else would I do?
 * timb_spawn_04.mp3 Trees? What do you mean there's trees out there?
 * timb_spawn_05.mp3 I'm not a lumberjack. This. This is personal.

Taunting

 * timb_inthebag_01.mp3 This one is in the bag. And that one is too. And that one! They are all in the bag.

Beginning battle

 * timb_begin_01.mp3 There are trees everywhere!

Moving
6 seconds cooldown
 * timb_move_01.mp3 Yes.
 * timb_move_02.mp3 Yes.
 * timb_move_03.mp3 Breathe.
 * timb_move_04.mp3 Uh, if you say so.
 * timb_move_05.mp3 Are you sure about this?
 * timb_move_06.mp3 I don't know.
 * timb_move_07.mp3 What if they get me?
 * timb_move_08.mp3 That one looks angry!
 * timb_move_09.mp3 Yeah yeah.
 * timb_move_10.mp3 Yeah yeah.
 * timb_move_11.mp3 Okay. Okay.
 * timb_move_12.mp3 Courage!
 * timb_move_13.mp3 What was that sound?
 * timb_move_14.mp3 Why me?
 * timb_move_15.mp3 Running!
 * timb_move_16.mp3 Oooh!
 * timb_move_17.mp3 Do I have to?

Attacking
6 seconds cooldown
 * timb_attack_01.mp3 Attack!
 * timb_attack_02.mp3 Attack!
 * timb_attack_04.mp3 Ha ha! Chop chop!
 * timb_attack_05.mp3 Stay back!
 * timb_attack_06.mp3 Cut cut cut!
 * timb_attack_07.mp3 Yeah I'm gonna cut ya!
 * timb_attack_08.mp3 You're with the trees aren't you?
 * timb_attack_09.mp3 I'm warning you!
 * timb_attack_10.mp3 I'll get you!
 * timb_attack_11.mp3 I only need a clipping!

Ordering a spell cast
Only when distance is at least 2x the cast range, 4 seconds cooldown
 * timb_cast_01.mp3 I'll show you!
 * timb_cast_02.mp3 Finally!
 * timb_cast_03.mp3 Gogogo!

Abilities


On cast

15% chance
 * timb_whirlingdeath_01.mp3 Whirling Death!
 * timb_whirlingdeath_02.mp3 Round and round!
 * timb_whirlingdeath_03.mp3 Spin! Cut! Shred!
 * timb_whirlingdeath_04.mp3 Stay away from me!
 * timb_whirlingdeath_05.mp3 Oh God I think I'm going to be sick.
 * timb_whirlingdeath_06.mp3 Look at me go!



Reaching tree

50% chance
 * timb_timberchain_01.mp3 Timber Chain!
 * timb_timberchain_02.mp3 Whoa!
 * timb_timberchain_04.mp3 Away!
 * timb_timberchain_05.mp3 Whee!
 * timb_timberchain_07.mp3 Whoo!
 * timb_timberchain_08.mp3 Yoink!
 * timb_timberchain_09.mp3 Yoink!

Missing
 * timb_failure_01.mp3 They're gonna get me.
 * timb_failure_02.mp3 Oh no, no no now what?
 * timb_failure_03.mp3 I'm trapped. Trapped!


 * timb_reactivearmor_01.mp3 Ha! They'll never get me in here.
 * timb_reactivearmor_02.mp3 Safe. Safe. Safe.
 * timb_reactivearmor_04.mp3 Can't get me!
 * timb_reactivearmor_05.mp3 Ha ha!



On cast

50% chance
 * timb_chakram_02.mp3 I'll cut everyone!
 * timb_chakram_03.mp3 Spin blade, spin!
 * timb_chakram_05.mp3 Clear cutting!
 * timb_chakram_06.mp3 He ha ha ha ha!
 * timb_chakram_07.mp3 Eh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
 * timb_chakram_08.mp3 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Killing enemy

20% chance
 * timb_chakram_01.mp3 Timber!
 * timb_chakram_04.mp3 It slices, it dices!
 * timb_chakramreturn_02.mp3 Much better.
 * timb_kill_04.mp3 Timber!



On cast
 * timb_chakramreturn_03.mp3 To me!
 * timb_chakramreturn_04.mp3 Here boy!
 * timb_chakramreturn_05.mp3 To me!
 * timb_chakramreturn_06.mp3 Heel!
 * timb_chakramreturn_07.mp3 Now!

5% chance
 * timb_chakramreturn_01.mp3 Ah! Well, that was fun.
 * timb_chakramreturn_08.mp3 Good blade.
 * timb_chakramreturn_09.mp3 Enough.



On cast

15% chance
 * timb_tango_02.mp3 Another tree down.
 * timb_tango_03.mp3 Mmm splinters!
 * timb_tango_04.mp3 Delicious.
 * timb_tango_06.mp3 Won't need a toothpick.

5% chance
 * timb_tango_01.mp3 Mm god I hate trees.
 * timb_tango_05.mp3 De-li-cious.

Leveling up

 * timb_levelup_01.mp3 The forest ain't safe!
 * timb_levelup_02.mp3 They won't know what cut 'em!
 * timb_levelup_03.mp3 Sawblades still not sharp enough!
 * timb_levelup_04.mp3 Looking sharp. Crazy sharp.
 * timb_levelup_05.mp3 Wait till they get a load of me.
 * timb_levelup_06.mp3 They can try to stop me. They can try!
 * timb_levelup_07.mp3 I'll cut 'em all down.
 * timb_levelup_08.mp3 Oh! Got a buzz out of that!
 * timb_levelup_09.mp3 He he he he he!
 * timb_levelup_10.mp3 Oh ho ho!
 * timb_levelup_11.mp3 Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
 * timb_levelup_12.mp3 No forest is safe from me!

Killing an enemy

 * timb_attack_03.mp3 Chop chop chop chop chop chop chop!
 * timb_kill_01.mp3 Cut cut cutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcut!
 * timb_kill_02.mp3 Ah ha!
 * timb_kill_03.mp3 Out of my way!
 * timb_kill_05.mp3 I'd hack you down again if I could!
 * timb_kill_06.mp3 Chop chop!
 * timb_kill_07.mp3 Chop chop chopchopchopchopchop!
 * timb_kill_08.mp3 You don't get to win. I get to win!
 * timb_kill_09.mp3 Mulch!
 * timb_kill_11.mp3 Hilarious.
 * timb_kill_12.mp3 I told you to stop getting blood on my blades!
 * timb_kill_13.mp3 Mm! That is one less voice in my head.
 * timb_kill_14.mp3 Nobody takes me seriously.
 * timb_kill_15.mp3 Ha ha ha!
 * timb_kill_16.mp3 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
 * timb_deny_13.mp3 Ha ha ha-ha ha!
 * timb_laugh_01.mp3 Ha ha!
 * timb_laugh_02.mp3 Ha ha!
 * timb_laugh_03.mp3 He he he he!
 * timb_laugh_04.mp3 He he he he he!
 * timb_laugh_05.mp3 Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ha!
 * timb_laugh_06.mp3 Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

Killing a specific enemy

35% chance
 * timb_kill_10.mp3 You mad? Cuz I am! Hahah!
 * timb_rival_01.mp3 I got you. I got you! I chopped you down.
 * timb_rival_02.mp3 Ha! You're sawdust!
 * timb_rival_03.mp3 Oh you gave me a splinter!
 * timb_rival_04.mp3 If you fall in the woods, and I laugh, will anyone hear me?
 * timb_rival_07.mp3  Trees do have a way of dying around me!
 * timb_rival_05.mp3 Your friends are next, Prophet!
 * timb_rival_06.mp3 Oh don't die yet. I'm not finished with you.
 * timb_rival_09.mp3 Saw that coming.
 * timb_rival_10.mp3 Finally, I haven't slept in weeks.
 * timb_rival_13.mp3 So much for your delusions of grandeur.
 * timb_rival_15.mp3 Treehugger.

20% chance
 * timb_rival_12.mp3  Not listening. Not listening. Not listening.

15% chance
 * timb_rival_14.mp3   Not so tough without your friends, are you?

10% chance
 * timb_rival_08.mp3 Saw that coming. Ha! Get it?
 * timb_rival_11.mp3  I was never really interested in fire, I dont know why.

First Blood
 * timb_firstblood_01.mp3 First blood! I cut you, and I split you, and I killed you! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Meeting an ally
During earlygame, within 1000 radius
 * timb_ally_01.mp3  There's…a giant…tree-person…right next to me. Stay calm. Ha ha ha ha. Just stay calm.
 * timb_ally_10.mp3  There's…a giant…tree-person…next to me. Ha ha. Stay calm. Hi there. Stay calm!
 * timb_ally_02.mp3  You.. make.. tree-people… Okay P-prophet, I don't think we can be friends.
 * timb_ally_03.mp3  An axe to grind. Oh good! Ye-good good good we'll need that!
 * timb_ally_04.mp3  Wood carving, meat carving. Same thing, right Pudge?
 * timb_ally_05.mp3  Some slash and burn, Batrider?
 * timb_ally_06.mp3  So how do you keep track of all those personalities?
 * timb_ally_07.mp3  Why are you so perky, Enchantress? Can't you see what's happening?
 * timb_ally_08.mp3  I'm under enough pressure without your help, Enigma.
 * timb_ally_09.mp3  Ah, Dark Seer. Finally someone who appreciates a wall without padding.

Last hitting
60 seconds cooldown
 * timb_lasthit_01.mp3 Snip!
 * timb_lasthit_02.mp3 Clipped!
 * timb_lasthit_03.mp3 Gold!
 * timb_lasthit_04.mp3 That's all I need.
 * timb_lasthit_05.mp3 Yup, that'll work!
 * timb_lasthit_06.mp3 Gimme.
 * timb_lasthit_07.mp3 Good!
 * timb_lasthit_08.mp3 Simple!
 * timb_lasthit_09.mp3 Nut!

Denying
Requires visible enemy player within 1000 radius, 60 seconds cooldown
 * timb_deny_01.mp3 Denied!
 * timb_deny_02.mp3 Denied!
 * timb_deny_03.mp3 Uh uh!
 * timb_deny_04.mp3 Uh uh!
 * timb_deny_05.mp3 Back off!
 * timb_deny_06.mp3 Not yours!
 * timb_deny_07.mp3 Hey!
 * timb_deny_08.mp3 Hey!
 * timb_deny_09.mp3 Mine!
 * timb_deny_10.mp3 Keep your hands to your self!
 * timb_deny_11.mp3 I said no!
 * timb_deny_12.mp3 Ha!
 * timb_deny_14.mp3 Oh ho ho ho ho ho! No.
 * timb_deny_15.mp3 Denied!
 * timb_deny_16.mp3 Denied!
 * timb_deny_17.mp3 Denied.
 * timb_deny_18.mp3 Denied!
 * timb_deny_19.mp3 Denied!
 * timb_deny_20.mp3 Denied!

Acquiring an item

 * timb_purch_01.mp3 Hey that is a crazy bargain.
 * timb_purch_02.mp3 You're selling me this? And they call me crazy?
 * timb_purch_03.mp3 I have never wanted anything else.

Acquiring a specific item
 * timb_scepter_01.mp3  Ah! Scepter!
 * timb_scepter_02.mp3  Well it's not an axe, but yeah sure it's nice.
 * timb_blink_01.mp3  Blink dagger!
 * timb_blink_02.mp3  Blink dagger? I don't need to blink!
 * timb_items_02.mp3  Bloodstone!
 * timb_items_03.mp3  Shiva's Guard!
 * timb_items_04.mp3  Heart of Tarrasque!
 * timb_items_05.mp3  Linken's Sphere!
 * timb_items_06.mp3  Scythe of Vyse!
 * timb_items_07.mp3  Pipe of Insight!
 * timb_items_08.mp3  Assault Cuirass!
 * timb_items_09.mp3  Blademail!
 * timb_items_10.mp3  Radiance!
 * timb_items_11.mp3  Scepter of Divinity!
 * timb_items_12.mp3  Quelling Blade!
 * timb_items_13.mp3  Vanguard!
 * timb_items_14.mp3  Black King Bar!
 * timb_immort_01.mp3 Immortality!

25% chance
 * timb_immort_02.mp3 They can't kill me. Nobody can.

10% chance
 * timb_items_01.mp3  Branch?

Dying

 * timb_death_01.mp3 No!
 * timb_death_03.mp3 Finally came for me.
 * timb_death_04.mp3 Feeling peaceful!
 * timb_death_07.mp3 Malfunction?
 * timb_death_08.mp3 Ow!
 * timb_death_09.mp3 Dammit!
 * timb_death_11.mp3 Oh not the trees! No!
 * timb_death_12.mp3 Eject! Eject!
 * timb_death_14.mp3 No this is not happening!
 * timb_death_15.mp3 Ah you traitor!
 * timb_death_16.mp3 Ah nuts.
 * timb_death_18.mp3 This is not happening!
 * timb_death_19.mp3 Oh! So exposed!
 * timb_death_20.mp3 What? What-what happened?
 * timb_death_21.mp3 Oh it's all so clear to me now.
 * timb_death_22.mp3 Dammit.

Respawning

 * timb_reactivearmor_03.mp3 It is dangerous out there.
 * timb_respawn_01.mp3 Oh no. Back here again?
 * timb_respawn_02.mp3 Trees? Why did it have to be trees?
 * timb_respawn_03.mp3 Hey don't tell me to calm down. I am calm!
 * timb_respawn_05.mp3 I am completely sane!
 * timb_respawn_06.mp3 Revving up!
 * timb_respawn_07.mp3 It's great to be back. Well that's what I tell people anyway.
 * timb_respawn_08.mp3 I tell you, you wouldn't believe where I've been! You know, no one ever does.

5% chance
 * timb_respawn_04.mp3 You know I'm really not a fan of that dying thing. No, it's not for me.

Reincarnating
 * timb_fastres_01.mp3 They're all against me! All of 'em!

Bottling Runes

 * timb_bottle_01.mp3 This is my scheming face.
 * timb_bottle_02.mp3 Never know! You just never, never know.
 * timb_bottle_03.mp3 This will save me?

Activating runes
Bounty
 * timb_lasthit_03.mp3 Gold!

Double Damage
 * timb_doubdam_01.mp3 Double damage!

25% chance
 * timb_doubdam_02.mp3 I'll cut and then I'll cut again.

Haste
 * timb_haste_01.mp3 Haste!

25% chance
 * timb_haste_02.mp3 Run run run runrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrun!

Illusion
 * timb_illus_01.mp3 Illusion!

25% chance
 * timb_illus_02.mp3 Oh great, now I'm seeing things too.

Invisibility
 * timb_invis_01.mp3 Invisibility!

25% chance
 * timb_invis_02.mp3 Hey! Where'd I go?

Regeneration
 * timb_regen_01.mp3 Regeneration!

25% chance
 * timb_regen_02.mp3 Oil the joints. Sharpen the blades.

Ability on cooldown
First attempt within 10 seconds
 * timb_notyet_01.mp3 Not yet.
 * timb_notyet_04.mp3 I'm not ready.
 * timb_notyet_07.mp3 It's not time yet.

Second attempt within 10 seconds
 * timb_notyet_02.mp3 Not yet.
 * timb_notyet_05.mp3 Nyeh I'm not ready.
 * timb_notyet_08.mp3 It's not time yet.

Third and more attempts within 10 seconds
 * timb_notyet_03.mp3 Hey! I said not yet!
 * timb_notyet_06.mp3 I said I'm not ready!
 * timb_notyet_09.mp3 Hey! I told you! It isn't time yet!

Not enough mana
First attempt within 10 seconds
 * timb_nomana_01.mp3 Out of mana.
 * timb_nomana_04.mp3 No mana.
 * timb_nomana_07.mp3 Not enough mana.

Second attempt within 10 seconds
 * timb_nomana_02.mp3 Out of mana.
 * timb_nomana_05.mp3 No. No mana.
 * timb_nomana_08.mp3 Not enough mana.

Third and more attempts within 10 seconds
 * timb_nomana_03.mp3 I'm out of mana!
 * timb_nomana_06.mp3 Are you hearing me? No mana!
 * timb_nomana_09.mp3 Oh. Will you get-Not. Enough. Mana!

Taking damage
3 seconds cooldown 
 * timb_pain_01.mp3 Oh!
 * timb_pain_02.mp3 Ow!
 * timb_pain_03.mp3 Ah!
 * timb_pain_04.mp3 Oo!
 * timb_pain_05.mp3 Ooh!
 * timb_pain_06.mp3 Ey!
 * timb_pain_07.mp3 Ha oh!
 * timb_pain_08.mp3 Ow!
 * timb_pain_09.mp3 Ugh!
 * timb_pain_10.mp3 Aw!
 * timb_pain_11.mp3 Oi!

25% chance
 * timb_underattack_01.mp3 I'm under attack!

Selecting
5 consecutive clicks on the hero
 * timb_rare_01.mp3 Someone once told me I needed to face fear to get over it, and I thought well why not take a step further and cut my fear into little pieces then set my fear on fire then throw the hot ash of my fear into a lake and then poison the lake. Simple!
 * timb_rare_02.mp3 I'm not a lumberjack, and no, I'm not okay. I thank you.
 * timb_begin_02.mp3 Trees? Well nobody said anything about trees.
 * timb_reactivearmor_03.mp3 It is dangerous out there.

Chat responses
Lane missing
 * timb_lane_missing_01.mp3 Missing top!
 * timb_lane_missing_02.mp3 Missing middle!
 * timb_lane_missing_03.mp3 Missing bottom!

Thanking

thx, thanks, ty, or ally casts certain spell on player, 30 seconds cooldown
 * timb_thanks_01.mp3 Ah thanks.
 * timb_thanks_02.mp3 You're one of the good ones!
 * timb_thanks_03.mp3 I almost trust you.

Laughing

/laugh, haha, lol, 15 seconds cooldown
 * timb_laugh_01.mp3 Ha ha!
 * timb_laugh_02.mp3 Ha ha!
 * timb_laugh_03.mp3 He he he he!
 * timb_laugh_04.mp3 He he he he he!
 * timb_laugh_05.mp3 Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ha!
 * timb_laugh_06.mp3 Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

Match end
Won
 * timb_win_01.mp3 Victory.
 * timb_win_02.mp3 We won! We won! Ha ha ha! Yes! What did we win? What? Clarify.

Lost
 * timb_lose_01.mp3 Defeated!
 * timb_lose_02.mp3 No escape! No escape! They they're gonna find me! They'll get me I'm telling you I know it they cz vz mm!
 * timb_lose_03.mp3 No! No no!

Cosmetic item drop
Common
 * timb_drop_common_01.mp3 Finally a pleasant surprise.

Uncommon
 * timb_drop_moderate_01.mp3 Who told you I wanted this? Who? I want to thank them!

Rare and higher
 * timb_drop_rare_01.mp3 This! This is what I have always wanted! Always!
 * timb_drop_rare_02.mp3 Oh! Oh! Oh-oh-you see this? You see? Oh this is what I've always wanted! Oh I'm so happy!

Misc
Wizard
 * timb_crum_wiz_01.mp3 Crummy wizard.
 * timb_shi_wiz_01.mp3 Shitty wizard.

Anger
 * timb_anger_01.mp3 Ah gzfzlrr.
 * timb_anger_02.mp3 Nyahkuh.
 * timb_anger_03.mp3 Nogudvvm.
 * timb_anger_04.mp3 Ouph. Noo.

Happy
 * timb_happy_01.mp3 Ooooh.
 * timb_happy_02.mp3 Ah ha ha ah.
 * timb_happy_03.mp3 Ahhh.
 * timb_happy_04.mp3 Mmmm!
 * timb_happy_05.mp3 Oh yeah ha ha.
 * timb_happy_06.mp3 Mmm.
 * timb_happy_07.mp3 Ah.
 * timb_happy_08.mp3 Mmm!