Mega-Kills: Gabe Newell

Kills
First Blood
 * gaben_ann_kill_firstblood_01.mp3 First blood! Thanks and have fun.
 * gaben_ann_kill_firstblood_02.mp3 Hello. I'm Gabe Newell. You've just achieved first blood. Thanks and have fun.

Double Kill
 * gaben_ann_kill_double_01.mp3 Double kill.
 * gaben_ann_kill_double_03.mp3 Hello! This is Gabe Newell. Thanks for playing Dota 2. Double Kill!

Triple Kill
 * gaben_ann_kill_triple_02.mp3 Impossible kill.

30% chance
 * gaben_ann_kill_triple_03.mp3 More than two kills, but less than four kills.

10% chance
 * gaben_ann_kill_triple_01.mp3 I will ignore your email number of kills.

5% chance
 * gaben_ann_kill_no_01.mp3 I'm not reading this.

Ultra Kill
 * gaben_ann_kill_ultra_01.mp3 Ultra kill.

Rampage
 * gaben_ann_kill_rampage_02.mp3 Rampage! followup

Killing Spree
 * gaben_ann_kill_spree_02.mp3 Killing spree.

Dominating
 * gaben_ann_kill_dominate_01.mp3 A dominating performance.
 * gaben_ann_kill_dominate_02.mp3 Dominating, I guess...

Mega Kill
 * gaben_ann_kill_mega_01.mp3 Mega kill!

Unstoppable
 * gaben_ann_kill_unstoppable_01.mp3 They're unstoppable?
 * gaben_ann_kill_unstoppable_02.mp3 They're unstoppable.

Wicked Sick
 * gaben_ann_kill_wicked_03.mp3 That was unreal.

50% chance
 * gaben_ann_kill_wicked_02.mp3 If you were a millennial, I'd say 'wicked sick'.

25% chance
 * gaben_ann_kill_wicked_01.mp3 That was, as they say, 'wicked sick'.

Monster Kill
 * gaben_ann_kill_monster_01.mp3 Monster kill.
 * gaben_ann_kill_monster_02.mp3 Monster kill!
 * gaben_ann_kill_monster_03.mp3 My favorite kill is the monster kill.

Godlike
 * gaben_ann_kill_godlike_01.mp3 Godlike!
 * gaben_ann_kill_godlike_02.mp3 Godlike!

Holy Shit
 * gaben_ann_kill_holy_01.mp3 Goodness! followup
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_18.mp3 It happened again. followup
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_39.mp3 There they go... followup

Ownage
 * gaben_ann_kill_ownage_01.mp3 Ownage!
 * gaben_ann_kill_ownage_02.mp3 Ownage!

Team Wipe Your team
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_20.mp3 Who programmed these bots?
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_35.mp3 I don't like using curse words...
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_36.mp3 There's no reason to get overly excited.

40% chance
 * gaben_ann_kill_no_02.mp3 Uhh, no?
 * gaben_ann_kill_teamwipe_01.mp3 Teamwipe.

30% chance
 * gaben_ann_kill_teamwipe_ally_01.mp3 Teamwipe, all of your former friends.

Enemy team
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_15.mp3 Time to bring this thing out of beta.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_38.mp3 You're doing very well. I'm very proud of you.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_41.mp3 A community of motivated people on the internet can accomplish almost anything.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_42.mp3 The entire team was an ass, and we won't be working with them again. Radiant wiping Dire

40% chance
 * gaben_ann_kill_good_01.mp3 Good!
 * gaben_ann_kill_teamwipe_01.mp3 Teamwipe.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_42.mp3 The entire team was an ass, and we won't be working with them again. Dire wiping Radiant

15% chance
 * gaben_ann_kill_teamwipe_enemy_01.mp3 Teamwipe, enemy.

For spectators
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_10.mp3 I would like to take a moment to thank you for supporting PC gaming.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_14.mp3 That reminds me: I'm not wearing underwear.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_04.mp3 My favorite hero is  Sand King.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_13.mp3 I've always wanted to be a giant space crab.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_17.mp3 Fundamentally, piracy is a service problem.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_29.mp3 Valve Software was established in 1996 by a handful of talented people. I'm proud of how far we've come.

15% chance
 * gaben_ann_kill_teamwipe_01.mp3 Teamwipe.

Everyone dead, for everyone
 * gaben_ann_kill_welcome_01.mp3 I'm Gabe Newell, and welcome to Dota 2.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_43.mp3 OK, both teams are dead. Do we just wait?
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_44.mp3 No one's left. Are we done?
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_45.mp3 That's game then, right?
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_23.mp3 As you can see, games are in fact art.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_47.mp3 Everyone is dead.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_52.mp3 By far the most advanced scam I've ever encountered.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_16.mp3 These things, they take time.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_09.mp3 There are bodies everywhere.

Followups
Rampage Enemy team
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_34.mp3 See, Dota Plus is worth the money.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_46.mp3 Just ALT F4.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_48.mp3 Um, this isn't working.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_49.mp3 This is a good opportunity to learn.

Own team
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_25.mp3 I almost got that in my last bot match.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_28.mp3 Kind of makes me want to play DOOM.

75% chance
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_06.mp3 Please email me at gabe n at valvesoftware dot com and let me know about your rampage.

25% chance
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_08.mp3 The iteration of hypothesis changes and measurement have made you a better killer at a faster rate than anything else we have seen.

For spectators
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_25.mp3 I almost got that in my last bot match.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_28.mp3 Kind of makes me want to play DOOM.

50% chance
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_07.mp3 This reminds me of the Steam Summer Sale.

Holy shit Enemy team
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_33.mp3 Must be using Dota Plus.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_50.mp3 You can't improve until you make mistakes.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_51.mp3 Making mistakes is the path to wisdom.

75% chance
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_11.mp3 Don't ever ever feed on the internet. They will remember it for eternity.

Own team
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_01.mp3 Try clicking on the running heroes for even more kills.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_31.mp3 After nine kills in development, hopefully it was worth the wait.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_39.mp3 There they go.

75% chance
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_32.mp3 You're a beautiful person with a charming personality.

For spectators
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_19.mp3 Even now I'm learning from our customers.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_09.mp3 There are bodies everywhere.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_34.mp3 See, Dota Plus is worth the money.
 * gaben_ann_kill_followup_31.mp3 After nine kills in development, hopefully it was worth the wait.