Aghanim's Labyrinth: The Continuum Conundrum/Announcer

Hero selection

 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_session_intro_01.mp3 Oh, they're back!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_session_intro_02.mp3 Oh, there they are!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_session_intro_03.mp3 Well, well, well, if it isn't a quartett of benevolent heroes, here to save me from myselves!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_session_intro_05.mp3 Oh, great, you've all come back.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_session_intro_06.mp3 Ah, my heroes, eh, do not dawdle!

20% chance
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_intro_return_01.mp3 Sensational! You've returned to help Aghanim the conjurer of chaos. I'm feeling weak, my heroes. Today I could barely conjure some clutter chaos, huh, it's out of the question.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_intro_return_02.mp3 Oh, my gracious heroes! The continuum vault remains riddled with subpar Aghanims. They await your rescue! But be warned: before you is the same snarl of monsters, goblins and beasts that bested you before.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_intro_return_03.mp3 The heroes return! Let us waste no time on pleasantries. Get in there and find me an Aghanim. Their very existence drains me of my power. Without my power I'm just a man in a ridiculous purple robe, with stars on it and a blue moon right there.

higher difficulty, 10% chance
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_intro_higher_dif_01.mp3 The heroes return! Yes, the continuum vault holds yet more bargain basement spellbinders. Pursue these Aghanims with zeal, despite the vile monsters before you being stronger, and faster, aaand with more hit points.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_intro_higher_dif_02.mp3 You've returned! The continuum vault holds much darker secrets now. Secrets so murky, so wretched that Aghanim's sister-in-law would certainly divulge each one half way through her first glass of boxed wine at the Aghanim family holidays. Ooh, is Sheila in there? Huh, make haste and find out!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_intro_higher_dif_03.mp3 Oh, thank goodness you're here. Aghanim's powers continue to wane. Please, rescue these magical doppelgangers whose very duplicate existence drains Aghanim's marvelousness away. Return them to me one by one and I will bend over backwards, making sure the dear, dear hearts get home safely. Aghanim doesn't hold grudges against these bloodsucking parasites.

higher difficulty, ascension 3, 20% chance
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_intro_top_difficulty.mp3 Bless the astral plane, you've decided to aid your wizard friend one last time! Let Aghanim be frank: I, *clears throat* I would have been utterly screwed if it weren't for all of you. I need.. Aghanim actually does really need you. There is but one alternate reality Aghanim left. Believe me when I tell you it pains me to say this. I mean it, it-it really hurts. Like, look at you.. and then look at me. Right? Look back at you and look back at me. Just do it! As quickly as possible! Back, forth. Back, forth. Back, forth. You see what I mean?

Has new players
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_hero_select_start_01.mp3 Who will it be?
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_hero_select_start_02.mp3 Which heroes have mustered the courage to enter?

Selecting hero
4th pick
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pick_weaver_01.mp3 The scuttler!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pick_weaver_02.mp3 Ooh, good, the giant bug!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pick_wyvern_01.mp3 Oh good, a dragon that writes poetry!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pick_wyvern_02.mp3 The dragon!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pick_tusk_01.mp3 The northern goon!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pick_mars_01.mp3 The warmonger!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pick_witch_01.mp3 Ah, mister mumbo jumbo.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pick_witch_02.mp3 A doctor! Ho-how prestigeous.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pick_magnus_01.mp3 Ah, he with the horn.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pick_snapfire_01.mp3 Hello, old girl.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pick_sniper_01.mp3 The tiny marksman.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pick_ursa_01.mp3 Oh ho ho, the fuzzy bear, delightful!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pick_ursa_02.mp3 Ursa, the warrior bear, rrrrh ha ha ha.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pick_viper_01.mp3 Oooh, the serpenty flying green one.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pick_viper_02.mp3 It's the green thing, good stuff!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pick_omni_01.mp3 Oh ho ho, if it isn't the one they call Purist. A goody two-shoes himself.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pick_omni_02.mp3 Purist? Ha!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_characterselect_dawnbreaker_01.mp3 Dawnbreaker! Yeah, okay.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_characterselect_undying_02.mp3 It's Undying!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_characterselect_luna_02.mp3 Luna!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_characterselect_lina_02.mp3 Lina!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_characterselect_juggernaut_02.mp3 Juggernaut!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_characterselect_lich_02.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_characterselect_lich_03.mp3 Mmmh, Lich!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_characterselect_kunkka_02.mp3 Kunkka!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_characterselect_gryocopter_02.mp3 Ooh, Gyro!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_characterselect_drow_02.mp3 Drow!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_characterselect_clinkz_02.mp3 Clinkz!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_characterselect_phoenix_02.mp3 Phoenix!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_characterselect_sand_king_02.mp3 Scuttle king!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_characterselect_bane_02.mp3 Bane!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_characterselect_void_spirit_02.mp3 Void Spirit!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_characterselect_queen_of_pain_02.mp3 Queen of Pain!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_characterselect_templar_assassin_02.mp3 Ooh, Templar Assassin!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_characterselect_disruptor_02.mp3 Disruptor!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_characterselect_slark_02.mp3 Slark!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pick_omni_03.mp3 Oh, he coming too? Well whatever.

25% chance
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pick_magnus_02.mp3 Magnus the magnificent magnelofagus!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pick_snapfire_02.mp3 Beatrix, the times we used to have! Such good times.

10% chance
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_characterselect_dawnbreaker_01.mp3 Dawnbreaker! Yeah, okay.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_characterselect_undying_01.mp3 Undying, that's great! Not dying is the whole goal here.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_characterselect_luna_01.mp3 Luna! By Selemene's nose, I knew I could count on you!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_characterselect_lina_01.mp3 Lina! Girl get in here!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_characterselect_juggernaut_01.mp3 Juggernaut! Yes, great!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_characterselect_lich_01.mp3 It's uhh frost guy, right?
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_characterselect_kunkka_01.mp3 Kunkka! Eh, you know, just gonna be honest, the pirate thing, the whole head to toe deal. Not into it.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_characterselect_gryocopter_01.mp3 Flying in to save the day!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_characterselect_drow_01.mp3 Drow! Eh, don't you owe me money? Oh, actually, no, I owe you. We're square, right?
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_characterselect_clinkz_01.mp3 Clicked-y-Clinkz!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_characterselect_phoenix_01.mp3 Phoenix! Never been!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_characterselect_sand_king_01.mp3 Scuttle king himself!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_characterselect_bane_01.mp3 Bane! It would be hard to date with a name like Bane. Hm, it would be hard to date with a face like Bane.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_characterselect_void_spirit_01.mp3 Void Spirit! Huh, well, I'll take help wherever I can get it.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_characterselect_queen_of_pain_01.mp3 So, before you become the Queen of Pain are you the Princess of Pain? Or is there some other honorific? Duchess of Discomfort, or?
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_characterselect_templar_assassin_01.mp3 Yes, Templar Assassin! An assassin, a professional killer, a templar. Don't know what that is, but we've got a killer on the team, that much I know for sure!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_characterselect_disruptor_01.mp3 Woah, woah, woah, Disruptor! No pets, no pets allowed. And don't say "What about Luna?". That's a service animal, she's working.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_characterselect_slark_01.mp3 Look who broke out of prison and into my heart! Let's go, Slark!

Has new players
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_intro_first_a.mp3 Hello, mere mortals! It is I, Aghanim! Nemesis of the Netherworlds! Heretic of the Heavens! Vile thaumaturge of the.. bla, bla bla, you know the thing. World's best wizard, etc. Look, I need your help.

Match start
20% chance
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_session_intro_follow_up_long_01.mp3 Perhaps this time Aghanim the Wise will institute a new rule; here it is: no dying. At least until you rescue whatever messed up Aghanim is trapped inside the continuum vault; then you can die whenever you feel like it.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_session_intro_follow_up_long_02.mp3 A, uh, foursome of total losers just entered the continuum vault and were immediately slain. So, get in there and fight for Aghanim while the monsters are tired from the skirmish.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_session_intro_follow_up_long_03.mp3 Let's get down to the skinny of it all. You go in there - you find an Aghanim. That's it! Easy! Maybe you fight some unkillable and ancient evils, maybe not. You tell me! Well, you will tell me. I will hear the screams.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_session_intro_follow_up_long_04.mp3 Good news! You've decided to help me in my quest to eradicate this reality of duplicate Aghanims. But, also, and you may not realize this: by making your way through the continuum vault you're participating in a top-notch weight loss exercise. I mean, do you know how much your blood weighs? It's a lot!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_session_intro_follow_up_long_05.mp3 So you think you put your lives on the line for old Aghanim and get something in return? Something as priceless as my gratitude? Well, that is exactly what you get. I truly do appreciate you.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_session_intro_follow_up_long_06.mp3 I-I can't let you see me like this. My magical power is at an all time low, my confidence at an all time low, my lameness at an all time high. Ugh, it's all highs and lows here, b-but I suppose, that is but existence as a mortal. U-urgh, please just get in there and fix this. I tried speaking your language. It was dumb.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_intro_return_addon_01.mp3 Now, let's be clear: normally the great Aghanim would never stoop to ask a mere mortals help. Aghanim wouldn't empty his magical bladder on you if you were on fire, but desperate times call for desperate measures from desperate world's greatest wizards. So, here we are.

Ascension 0, has new players
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_intro_player_return_01.mp3 Ah, you're back!

followed by
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_intro_first_d.mp3 So, please fight your way through the vault and find these interlopers, so I can return them to their proper realities.

Choosing rooms
Normal room
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_generic_room_intro_01.mp3 Brace yourselves for more.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_generic_room_intro_02.mp3 Sharpen your blades, prepare your incantations, keep a firm and wide stance!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_generic_room_intro_05.mp3 Press on!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_generic_room_intro_06.mp3 Knuckle down!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_generic_room_intro_08.mp3 Here we go!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_generic_room_intro_10.mp3 Once more unto the breach!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_basic_encounter_intro_01a.mp3 Now there are going to be situations where you don't want to kill your enemy, I get it. You don't want to set them on fire or whip an ice spear through their chest and.. what a mess! This leaves you in a pickle. What else is there to do? Mhh, melt them? Close. Melt their skeleton. Melt just the skeleton and you've got your enemy in a little puddle there. A boneless, little meat puddle. Nobody dies, your enemy is subdued, you carry on your way. See? Nobody gets hurt.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_basic_encounter_intro_04.mp3 May Aghanim suggest an opening salvo as old as time itself? Good! It's a little something called the sucker punch.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_basic_encounter_intro_05.mp3 Ooh, hey, if there are any unmelted, somewhat intact skeletons in here, could you keep one for me? I'm in the market for skeletons, not for a spell, just for my den. Think it would cool to have one in my den.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_basic_encounter_intro_06a.mp3 Alright, let's see what you've got!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_basic_encounter_intro_06.mp3 Alright, let's see what you've got!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_basic_encounter_intro_08.mp3 I'm really relying on you in here. Some might say I'm, I'm betting on you. Some might even say I've taken thee over. See the only thing that could make returning to power more satisfying is, ehh, getting a little action in along the way.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_basic_encounter_intro_09.mp3 Uh, wait, before slaying the beasts in this next room, could you maybe make it look like you're on the ropes? At least for the first half of the fight, heh.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_basic_encounter_intro_10.mp3 Allow Aghanim the Self-Actualized to share with you a small personal observation. I may be avoiding the profound terror I feel of my powers being left to rot in the continuum vault, but I have discovered a perfect and harmless distraction: gambling beyond my limits.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_basic_encounter_intro_11.mp3 Let me say, before you guys go in there and eviscerate these creeps beyond recognition, that I am proud of you. That's it. No snarky rejoinder.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_basic_encounter_intro_12.mp3 This next room: full of guys that want to kill you! But, here's the catch: you are going to kill them first! Ha! Boom! Viola! Or voilà, depending.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_basic_encounter_intro_15.mp3 Everybody, all you heroes, you need to believe in yourselves! You should bet on yourselves! I'm betting on you. I'm betting way too much on you, but I've also got a hedge on the blob monster and possessed demon knight, so.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_basic_encounter_intro_15a.mp3 Okay, everybody, all you heroes, you need to believe in yourselves! You should bet on yourselves! I'm betting on you. I'm betting way too much on you, but I've also got a hedge on the blob monster and possessed demon knight, so I should be good.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_basic_encounter_intro_16.mp3 If Aghanim was at the peak of his powers, he'd be right there fighting alongside you. Uh, near you. Somewhere very close by, but not in your direct line of sight.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_basic_encounter_intro_17.mp3 You get in there and mess these guys up! I mean it, mess'em up!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_basic_encounter_intro_18.mp3 Ooh, ooh, I know a really good spell for these next guys! But, a question first: what are your feelings on eternal damnation? Not necessarily for them, but for you. I mean, if you're cool with the edgy stuff, just let me know.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_basic_encounter_intro_19.mp3 You know what I like about you heroes? You deal out a real panoply of violence. Spells, swords, I saw one of you hit a guy with a stick. I mean you just never know! Now go stick hit these monsters into next tuesday!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_basic_encounter_intro_20.mp3 If you get tired in this fight, remember there is an Aghanim out there who needs you!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_basic_encounter_intro_21.mp3 Alright, here we go! Now, you go do some hero stuff! You hero the crap out of this situation!

50% chance, cubs lair 
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_bear_lair_intro_01.mp3 Oh, heroes, this one is easy! You play dead! That is definitely what you do when you're faced with a bear. Put on your best performance, really commit! Now, if he starts chewing you and you actually feel yourself dying for real, well, that's just method acting! But pull back, don't lose yourself to the character.

50% chance, salty shore
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_salty_shore_intro_01.mp3 Nobody likes gulls and you guys definitely are not going to like these gulls!

50% chance, blobs dungeon
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_blobs_intro_01.mp3 Now, while the continuum vault holds monsters from all sorts of realities, you're lucky, cause it seems devoid of any poisonous blobs. They are just the wor- oh, uhh well, hold on, maybe these blobs aren't poisonous.

50% chance, swamp
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_swamp_intro_01.mp3 If I could wield the great scepter of Aghanim I would shazam creepy-crawly monsters like this right out of existence. First thing I'd do!

50% chance, eggs
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_eggs_intro_01.mp3 Heroes! Protect the eggs!

50% chance, polaritry
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_aghs_polarity_intro_01.mp3 The mysteries of the continuum vault grow.. bluer.. or redder? Ts, honestly I find auras divisive. I know thy grand scepter bestows one upon the holder, but I never signed off on that.

50% chance, demonic woods
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_aghs_demonic_woods_01.mp3 These are demonic woods? Aww, come on. Do you know what I would give to be traipsing around some demonic woods? My robe shimmering and thrumming with primeval wizardry. I would give a lot! That's how much.

50% chance, forsaken pits
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_aghs_naked_axes_01.mp3 The continuum vault takes something from us all. In this case these little men's clothes.

20% chance, elite
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_basic_encounter_intro_02.mp3 Okay, here we go! I believe in you! I mean, look at you, you're right there in the flesh. Seeing is believing! And I definitely believe that you exist. For now.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_basic_encounter_intro_03.mp3 Beware of this enemies magic! It springs forth foul and wretched, gurgling with thaumaturgy unseen! Oookay, I'm gonna dial it back. Look, these guys could mess you up, okay?
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_basic_encounter_intro_07.mp3 I must say it's a little more enjoyable rooting for you this time around. Aghanim likes an underdog.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_basic_encounter_intro_13.mp3 Look, I don't want to be a backseat dungeon slayer, but if you have any more impressive spells this might not be a bad time to give them a test run.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_elite_encounter_intro_04.mp3 Now you're asking for trouble.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_aghanim_ability_select_06.mp3 Here comes trouble!

Trap room
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_trap_room_01.mp3 Be warned, this is a trap room. You'll have to work those traps, squeeze that core.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_trap_room_02.mp3 The continuum vault seeks to trap you. It's clingy!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_trap_room_03.mp3 Step lightly, my heroes. Oh, even lighter. There it is.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_trap_room_04.mp3 Tip-toe your way to victory, heroes.

Event room
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_event_room_intro_02.mp3 Beware these shadowy negotiators, unless they are offering you free money. Just take the money.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_event_room_intro_04.mp3 We'll see what they've got.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_event_room_intro_05.mp3 Hey! Oh, hey! Just, just casually ask if they've, you know, seen or heard of any primal forces of ancient evil rattling around in here. And you wanna slide it into conversation, don't underscore it.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_event_room_intro_06.mp3 No bad choices here! Wait. No bad choices here.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_event_room_intro_07.mp3 Ooh, see what's being offered and then take it immediately. That's my motto!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_event_room_intro_09.mp3 Look! A small business owner!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_event_room_intro_10.mp3 I wonder what they're offering.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_event_room_intro_11.mp3 It's someone you don't have to kill. That's new and fun.

20% chance, male npc encounter
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_event_room_intro_01.mp3 Uh-oh, looks like this guy wants to make you some sort of a deal.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_event_room_intro_07.mp3 Ooh, see what's being offered and then take it immediately. That's my motto!

60% chance, Doom encounter
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_event_room_intro_doom_01.mp3 Oh, oh, *clears throat* gonna shut up for a second. If Doom's all like "Hey, are you in contact with Aghanim these days?" I would say "No man, no". Yeah, just throw it away like that, or whatever. Just, the answer is no. Trust me.

60% chance, small Tiny encounter
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_small_tiny_01.mp3 Oh, hey, look at this little fella. Whatever he wants, just give it to him.

60% chance, big Tiny encounter
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_big_tiny_01.mp3 Listen, I have some personal baggage with rock monsters, so you should do whatever you want here. I'm biased.

60% chance, Brewmaster encounter
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_brewmaster_01.mp3 Mmh, I too fancy the buzz of a mind altering brew.

60% chance, Alchemist encounter
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_oracle_01.mp3 First things first, this fella - don't trust him. Never trusted him. Remember, you work for me.

60% chance, Naga Siren encounter
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_naga_siren_01.mp3 Bottle it up!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_naga_siren_02.mp3 Great! Okay, a naga siren. Fair warning, they go on and on and on about karaoke. It's a whole thing.

60% chance, Morphling encounter
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_morphling_01.mp3 Now, there's nothing that he can offer you that I can't. Uhh, no, uhh, heh, actually there is no way I can do any of that.

60% chance, Tinker encounter
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_alchemest_01.mp3 Remember, one man's trash is another man's overpriced mistake.

60% chance, Ogre Magi encounter
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_ogre_magi_01.mp3 Ooh, ooh, ooh, I know this guy. Uh, do your thing, but, uh, can you see if he is still taking odds on the prowler fight. He'll know the one.

60% chance, Slark encounter
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_slark_event_01.mp3 Remember, money can buy happiness. It absolutely, one hundred percent can buy you happiness. Anyone who says otherwise, psh, lying.

60% chance, Warlock encounter
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_warlock_01.mp3 Look, I know, we wizards have a competitive streak. We all really hate each other, but allow Aghanim to let you in on a little secret: the dark arts guys? I love'em, they're unhinged. You step on their robes - zap, your whole family turns to imps. Just, huh, nuts, right?

60% chance, Zeus encounter
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_zeues_01.mp3 Ugh, just get in and get out with this guy.

Boss room
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_intro_boss_room_03.mp3 Now, at first I felt a bit guilty, I'll admit. Sending you into the continuum vault to clean up my mess, but it looks like you heroes are having a heap of fun. I only mention it, because beyond this door.. I'm pretty sure the fun is going to end. But, remember the fun.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_intro_boss_room_05.mp3 Now, how tough could this possibly be? Anywhere on a scale of 1 to 100 honestly. 1 being 'not tough' and 100 being 'unkillable death machine'. It's hard to say.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_intro_boss_room_06.mp3 Be careful now. Don't take unnecessary risks, only necessary risks. Like, risk your life to kill this boss if you have to, but don't make me have to do anything. That kind of thing.

Single boss
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_intro_boss_room_07.mp3 This one looks serious. I don't think it's guarding anything. I'm not even sure if it works here. This one wants to fight. Look at it, it's got crazy eyes.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_intro_boss_room_08.mp3 I give you even odds on this one. Eh, probably it will kill you, but, eh, maybe not. Let's see how it moves.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_intro_boss_room_09.mp3 Now, remember this monster is probably more scared of you than you are of it. U-unless that's bees or bears? I think.. wait, no, uh, I remember now. It's definitely not bees, so if you see a hive run. Those things are fearless.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_intro_boss_room_10.mp3 I like your chance of beating this kill crazy monster, even though no other hero ever has. I mean, this thing is unstoppable. But, you've got something they didn't have. Me, giving you confidence.

Single male boss
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_intro_boss_room_01.mp3 Before you go in, remember this villain is not your friend. Sure, does he look friendly? Does he make you want to say "Hey, haven't we met somewhere before?" Sure! But, listen hero, do not say that! I need you to go in there and start firing spells, start stabbing, whatever you've got. Do not let the continuum vault corrupt your mind!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_intro_boss_room_02.mp3 Be warned, I have fought this vile conjurer before. Well, I-I've imagined fighting him before. I imagine fighting everyone the moment I meet them and then I rank them in a long list of who would be the easiest to fight. Now, Lindsey, she's the child that walks Aghanim's dog. Lindsey is at the bottom of the list, but this boss is definitely somewhere near the top.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_intro_boss_room_04.mp3 Okay, okay, listen, now you have killed a bunch of monsters, a whole heap of creeps. Now, good news: I think there's only one thing to kill in this room. Eh, bad news: he's about a million times stronger than those wimps you just annihilated.

Wyvern encounter
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_wyvern_intro_01.mp3 I've encountered a great numbers of wyverns in my travels and honestly, my first move: it's seduction. They are magnificent creatures. People just tend to want them for their money, but get to know them. Invest in who they are, not just what they have. That's all of my advice here.

Primal Beast Ascension 0
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_intro_reveal_01.mp3 Oh, crap! It's the primal beast I was telling you about. Alright, *clears throat* nothing to worry about. Uh, he's honestly only got the one trick he does. It's, I mean, it is one hundred percent effective. He is going to kill you, probably, but, well, let's get some hustle down there. Go team!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_intro_reveal_02.mp3 Oh, crap. It's the primal force of ancient evil, the primal beast I was telling you about. Alright, alright, don't panic. Honestly, he's only got like one move. It's super basic! Easily avoidable.. and one hundred percent effective, unfortunately.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_intro_reveal_03.mp3 Oh, no, there he is. Okay, on the plus side, I knew he was going to be here. I was sure of it. And also on the plus side, I didn't tell you I was sure of it, because I didn't want to stress you all out. So, no downsides from Aghanim, ha. And-and also, how often do you get to fight one of the most ruthless beings ever known. What I'm saying to you is, it's all upside. You're lucky, actually, when you think of it.

Higher difficulty
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_intro_reveal_04.mp3 Now, heroes, all you have to do is fight your way through one - just one - primal force of ancient evil and you'll have helped dear Aghanim in his quest. One! That's half of two! God, there better not be two. No, no no no, there's no way there is two. They'd have killed everything in existence by now, if there were two.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_intro_return_01.mp3 Okay, this time, you'll probably kill the primal beast, and even if you don't, look on the bright side: I'll still be alive. I'm very safe here!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_intro_return_02.mp3

Lost to the Primal Beast before
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_intro_return_03.mp3 And we're back! I like your chances here. You saw how this unstoppable beast killed you last time, so you know what not to do! We just need to figure out what to do and this thing is toast!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_intro_return_04.mp3 Okay, we can do this! Let's focus. Focus is number one. Don't look it in the eyes. That's two. Don't turn your back on him. Don't run. Eh, turn your back on him if you have to and-and just act casual. You know, be cool.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_intro_return_05.mp3 Okay, new plan, we're still going to fight this wretched evil, just like last time, but this time.. and here is where we change things up - we win, huh! There's an Aghanim at stake, come on!

Finishing rooms
Normal room
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_aghanim_room_success_10_02.mp3 Well done, nothing left alive!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_aghanim_room_success_11.mp3 Ah you have succeeded through bravery and cunning and swords and might and cunning!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_aghanim_room_success_03.mp3 Ha, you've done it!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_aghanim_room_success_04.mp3 Success!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_aghanim_room_success_05.mp3 Masterfully slain!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_aghanim_room_success_06.mp3 Nobody kills better than you guys.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_aghanim_room_success_07.mp3 Got'em all!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_aghanim_room_success_08.mp3 Bagged it!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_aghanim_room_success_09.mp3 Bagged'em!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_room_success_generic_01.mp3 Oh, Aghanim knew you'd come through for him!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_room_success_generic_01a.mp3 If you keep killing like that we'll have these doppelgangers rescued in no time!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_room_success_generic_02.mp3 I'll be honest, Aghanim and his trust issues were sweating that one a little. Well done!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_room_success_generic_03.mp3 Oh, look at you! Give a little flex for Aghanim. Let's see those guns! Oh, hm, you're maybe more the cardio-reps-not-weight-lean-over-bulk-type then. No mind, hurry forth with that fabulously low heart rate.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_room_success_generic_04.mp3 There we go! And there I go, away from this terrible place in the not too distant future.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_room_success_generic_05.mp3 One step close to Aghanim no longer needing you! I mean, you and your help. I'm going to let you go!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_room_success_generic_06.mp3 Oh, making quick work of the continuum vault.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_room_success_generic_07.mp3 Okay, I was pretty sure you were going to die back there, so I already called up another group of heroes, but if you come across them, I promise you, they mean nothing to me.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_room_success_generic_08.mp3 If I had children, I'd want them to be just like you guys. Well, okay, I-I do actually have children. Dear god do I have children. So many children. So, ooh. Anyway, I wish you were them. There, I said it.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_room_success_generic_09.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_room_success_generic_11.mp3 One step closer to one of these flimsy colones. Bless your souls!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_room_success_generic_12.mp3 Well, whoever is in charge of mopping up the blood in the continuum vault really has his work cut out for him.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_room_success_generic_13.mp3 True savagery!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_room_success_generic_14.mp3 It really feels like you're all punching above your weight here.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_room_success_generic_15.mp3 Oh, thank the stars for whatever you're compensating for with all of this bloodthirst. Carry on!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_12.mp3 Uh, you know you can cast a plume of infernal hellfire that will just instakill everything inside of the continuum vault, right? Look, get all of the Aghanims back and I'll show you. You don't have to go through all of this.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_39.mp3 I like your moves! I like your style! I think you and your family should come to my house some weekend for a barbecue.

10% chance, male hero present
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_room_success_generic_10.mp3 That was stupendous! Even from the one with the weird lump on his back. If you survive the rest of this, by the way, have that checked out.

Ascension 4, last room before Primal Beast
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_oneaghleft_01.mp3 Oh, heroes, we are close to our goal! I feel there is but one left. One terrible, soon to be inciner- uh shaved, saved Aghanim left.

Boss room
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_boss_success_01.mp3 Ho-ho-ho-ho, I can't believe you guys! Oh, I am pumped here!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_boss_success_02.mp3 Ho-ho-ho, yes! What's my name? What is my name? And you guys did good too.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_boss_success_03.mp3 We make a great team! Your brawn and my brains, and my strategy, and my communication and my patience and my interpersonal skills. Most of the heavy lifting on my end. 80-20-ish, but go team!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_boss_success_04.mp3 Good work! By me! Being smart enough to bet big on you winning. Uh, you were a heavy underdog at the dark elf casino. You know, a certain mighty sorcerer, named Aghanim, might be buying a new pool this year.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_boss_success_05.mp3 Nice work down there! Good killing! Very brutal and efficient. Honestly, if-if I was in the room with you right now I'd be frightened. You're terrifyingly precise at murder!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_boss_success_06.mp3 That boss was so much bigger than you, but you killed it anyway. My goodness! Huh. You know maybe it had some sort of microphobia and it was just terrified of you from the start. Sort of sad, actually, this hulking beast terrified, fighting for its life. Tss, oh well.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_boss_success_07.mp3 There you go! Really feeling yourselves now! Great work!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_boss_success_08.mp3 Yes! You see that everybody, those are my heroes! Those are my babies!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_boss_success_09.mp3 Great work! But don't relish it for too long, remember you're only as great as the last magnificent being that you've killed.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_boss_success_10.mp3 That is the stuff! Let's keep this going, everybody!

Pirmal Beast Ascension 0
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_win_primal_beast_04_half1.mp3 Huzzah! You killed.. well, chased off and gravely embarassed the primal beast.

Ascension 0-3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_win_primal_beast_05.mp3 Man, what a fight! I was on the edge of my magical seat for that one. I thought for sure the primal beast had you back there, when that one hero screwed up. I mean, you know who you are, okay? We all know who you are. We all definitely saw it. You, wow, what a screwup! Anyway congratulations to the rest of you, good stuff!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_win_primal_beast_06.mp3 Good work, everybody! You should all be very proud of yourselves! I know I'm proud of myself. I did a lot of work to make this happen. So, be proud of whatever it was you were also doing to make this happen.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_win_primal_beast_04_half2.mp3 But now comes the bittersweet breaking of our fellowship. Aghanim the wizard, you the-the guy, the sword guy, the rest of you. Look, Aghanim had a lot of plates spinning magically in the aether and didn't have time to learn everyones names, okay?

Ascension 1
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_win_primal_beast_03.mp3 Ho, ho-ho-ho, you stopped the primal force of unstoppable evil. He ran away! Oh, he'll deny it later, but I totally saw it! He totally stopped wanting to fight you and he was just like "Uh, no thanks!". Ho-ho-ho, that is so embarassing for him!

Ascension 2
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_win_primal_beast_02.mp3 Did the primal force of ancient evil just-just run away? Ha-ha! Maybe he's gone off to find his primal ancient typewriter, so he can write you a strongly worded letter about how you kicked his ass!

Ascension 3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_win_primal_beast_01.mp3 By the cauldron of Mephistopheles, you did it! You made the primal force of ancient evil give up! You drank deep from the Springs of Valor, reforged the Breastplate of Bravery at the Fjords of Fearlessness and planted your Boots of Planting right up his ass! Ha-ha!

Ascension 4
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_win_pb_last_02.mp3 Wow, you've done it! I can-, I'm shocked! I didn't expect this! You know what, I am just going to read you the speech I prepared for you when you all died at the cusp of an impossible victory. *clears throat* Lo, these mere mortals, these four courageous heroes all died doing what they loved. Looking at someone they loved. Me, Aghanim the All-loveable looking down upon them as they die. The last words on their lips were "Glad you survived Aghanim, you were the best of us. You..". Well, goes on from there, but that's the part where you all sound good. Anyway, my sincerest thanks!

Collecting room reward

 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_intro_primal_beast_add_on_01.mp3 Well, you're probably wondering if that unkillable primal beast is still prowling the depths of the continuum vault; hungry only for flesh and bone. I mean, that's what I would be wondering about, if I were in your shoes. Hah.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_intro_primal_beast_add_on_02.mp3 Oh-o-o-o, just got handwritten word here, that primal beast, the ancient evil one.. gone! Oh, wait there's a little more on the backside.. gone absolutely insane. Oh.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_intro_primal_beast_add_on_03.mp3 You know, I was thinking, really glad to have you for helping me out here, but it.. might have been just quicker for me to have recruited the primal beast himself. I mean, he seems super good at killing stuff and might just hand over the Aghanims, once we, you know, build a rapport. Oh, well, it's just the way it goes.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_intro_primal_beast_add_on_04.mp3 Remember, heroes, the primal force of ancient evil still lurks in the continuum vault. I don't think there's any chance you've forgotten that, I just, I like saying "primal force of ancient evil". Feels good.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_intro_primal_beast_add_on_05.mp3 What if, instead of fighting the primal beast and immediately dying, you guys asked him to join your crew, you know? Ah, I bet, he never even gets asked.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_room_success_exposition_03.mp3 Now before you go and get all judgy about Aghanim the All-powerful attempting to eke out a little more power by mucking around with the continuum device, remember that in modern society and all of its charms, was brought to you by someone trying to eke out just a little more power. Capitalism makes hypocrites of us all.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_room_success_exposition_04.mp3 Now, according to the manual: "What have been wrought, once wrought, cannot be unwrought." Huh. Possible, haven't gotten to the troubleshooting part of the manual yet. I'll tell you what, I'll keep reading the manual and why don't you heroes make yourselves useful and go round up all the other parallel universe mes. Meet you back here.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_room_success_exposition_05.mp3 Well, they put a lot of fancy promotional language on the continuum device packaging. What it doesn't say is what's inside is as fragile as a hummingbird's egg. So, in a rush to get it out of the box and start altering space and time, if you happen to press any of its myriad buttons just a little bit too hard, it's going to go haywire and start filling your reality with inferior versions of yourself from far-flung universes. Each of which diminishes your power exponentially simply by existing. Is that a lot of copy for a modest amount of packaging? Yes! Does it also sound pretty important? Also, yes!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_room_success_exposition_10.mp3 Hold on, hold on. I'm-I'm on hold with customer service. Uh-eh, what's that? Yes, you idiot! Of course I pressed the green button. Uh, hm. Uh-uh, exactly! Of course I didn't press the green button, that's what I said. That-that would've released countless interdimensional versions of me into the space-time continuum and voided the warranty. So, that's why I didn't press the green button, because I read the manual!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_room_success_exposition_11.mp3 I'm still on hold with customer serv-. Hang on. What's that? No, I have some heroes in there now, I can't get them out the-. Well, of course it's deadly, that's why I chose heroes, I-. What's that? Really? Uh-huh. Oh. Oh, you're-you're kidding? Oh god.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_room_success_exposition_12.mp3 Looking through the troubleshooting section of the continuum device manual I'm hoping I can just reboot the thing. Aaaannnd there! Did, uh, did reality just, uh, start and restart? Did anyones hair turn white and they can't stop screaming? If someones white-haired and screaming, that's good. That means it worked!

Has new players
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_primal_beast_tease_01.mp3 Oh, uhh, hm, not trying to alarm you here. Don't panic, but using the continuum device might - I want to stress might - have awakened a primal force of ancient evil. So, just, uh, heads up on that. If you see one, that's-that's what it is.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_primal_beast_tease_02.mp3 Yeesh, did you hear that? Ehh, you're looking like you heard that, darn. Ah, okay, so hey, I was poking through the instructions on the continuum device and I.. I skimmed over something about a primal force of ancient evil or.. bah, anyway, bla bla bla. Lot's of legalese, but if you see a big primal beast, let me know.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_primal_beast_tease_03.mp3 Did you hear that? Do you see any primal forces of ancient evil down there? No? Okay, good, heh. Because apparently screwing around with the continuum device woke one up. So, you-you might have to fight one, but you also might not. Look on the bright side, that's my motto!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_primal_beast_tease_04.mp3 Uhh, okay, hold on. I'm reading the small print on the continuum device manual. You might have to fight a primal beast. Oh, wait, no, I was reading the runes upside down. You won't have to fight it, it's going to help you. Excellent! I- oh, no, they were right side up. Apologies, you will have to fight it.

Ascension 0
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_room_success_exposition_01.mp3 Let me tell you what a continuum device is. Capable of bending space and time the continuum device yields unto its owner unlimited power to shape infinite realities. That's from the owner's manual. Uh, ships with an exclusive nylon drawstring pouch, a piece unique, one of one. Pouch machine washable. Device does not immediately destroy the universe. That's from the box.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_room_success_exposition_02.mp3 I mean, there is a lot of helpful stuff in this owner's manual: "How to turn the continuum device on", "How to alter space time properly", "How to avoid filling your reality with inferior versions of yourself from backwater alternate dimensions". Huh. Kind of wish I'd read this thing before I started pushing all the buttons. Ha. Hm.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_room_success_exposition_05.mp3 Well, they put a lot of fancy promotional language on the continuum device packaging. What it doesn't say is what's inside is as fragile as a hummingbird's egg. So, in a rush to get it out of the box and start altering space and time, if you happen to press any of its myriad buttons just a little bit too hard, it's going to go haywire and start filling your reality with inferior versions of yourself from far-flung universes. Each of which diminishes your power exponentially simply by existing. Is that a lot of copy for a modest amount of packaging? Yes! Does it also sound pretty important? Also, yes!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_intro_first_c.mp3 I know, you see me as Aghanim the All-powerful, so, this really hurts to pull back the curtain, but with these other backwater Aghanims farting around our reality, I feel as if I'm only a fraction of my former self. A shadow of my former self! A fraction of a shadow! I'm a pile of magic garbage! I don't like you to see me like this. Alas, I am incapable of rescuing them from the continuum vault myself.

Ascension land 2
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_room_success_exposition_08.mp3 You might be wondering what I'm doing with all of these Aghanims after you rescue them. Well, I'll tell you. They're all going to a wizard farm; up north. They're frolicking and eating lettuce. It's-it's-it's nice.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_room_success_exposition_09.mp3 We - you and I - have a relationship built on trust. So, you need to trust, that when we rescue one of these Aghanims I am going to try to get them back to their home reality. I'm going to try really hard. And you have to trust that I have. I'm trusting you to trust me. It's the trust that's key. Not so much, where they actually end up, the guys, but the trust.

Ascension land 3+, 30% chance
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_room_success_exposition_13.mp3

Ascension land 4, 30% chance
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_room_success_exposition_14.mp3 I, uh, kept it a secret what I was doing to the alternate universe mes, because I knew you'd be devasted. Just the idea of killing an Aghanim. Oh, it's a tragedy. One Aghanim is like a 100,000 regular people, so slurping their brain energy out of their skulls, it isn't something I do lightly.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_room_success_exposition_15.mp3 Aghanim wants you to consider this: Imagine the force of wizardry it must take to open a portal to another dimension and then quickly and safely transport someone through it. Now recall that the entire reason you are helping me here is because Aghanim's powers remain diminished. Ergo, it-it doesn't quite make sense that I'd be able to return these other Aghanims to their home realities in my current state. Given the wizarding horsepower needed to complete the task. Leaving poor Aghanim no other choice, but to quietly end their lives and reabsorb from their bodies my own power. Eh, you know, I feel like this should've been obvious to you from the get-go. And-and honestly, I actually resent being the one put into the position to clear the air. So, if it's all the same to you, I will field apologies from all of you. When you're ready. Go ahead.

Killing enemies
Only when there are still enemies left in the room Normal rooms 5% chance
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_01.mp3 Stab them lest you be stabbed!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_01_a.mp3 Keep stabbing!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_02.mp3 Zap them lest you be zapped!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_02_b.mp3 Keep zapping!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_03.mp3 End them with magic or strength.. or agility, I guess.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_04.mp3 Hiyah!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_05.mp3 Well, not how Aghanim would handle these guys, but the effort is inspiring!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_06.mp3 Just use your powerful spell!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_07.mp3 Get'em!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_09.mp3 Great guns!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_10.mp3 Gah-ho, I can't look!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_11.mp3 Yes! Yes!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_13.mp3 Yes, I see how this could be difficult for the omnipotently challenged.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_14.mp3 Just melt their skeletons!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_14a.mp3 Melt their skeletons!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_14b.mp3 Why do these guys still have skeletons?
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_14c.mp3 Have you thought about using a disappearing skeletons curse?
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_15.mp3 I think one of you has a fireball spell. Use that until they're all dead.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_16.mp3 Did you just hit that monster with your actual arms? Like, you actually touched it? Wow, you are wild!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_17.mp3 If they have eyes poke the eyes! If they don't have eyes fish-hook the mouth! And if they don't have eyes or mouths, how hard can this fight really be?
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_19.mp3 Good, good! Surprisingly good!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_20.mp3 You're doing well! I'm impressed and surprised. Mostly surprised.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_21.mp3 Oh-ho-ho-ho, look who's crushing it down there!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_22.mp3 Doing well, doing very well in fact! I'll just say it, I am doing incredibly well at encouraging you!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_23.mp3 Amazing! Jaw-droppingly amazing! If you were trying to describe my ability to encourage heroes those are the words you'd use!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_24.mp3 Gorgon's tail, you're killing it down there!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_25.mp3 Mephistopheles' horns, look at you go!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_26.mp3 Hit it! No, the other one! Okay, good, good, keep hitting it!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_27.mp3 You're doing great, try kicking it! You're not kicking it! Try kick-.. you're ignoring some first rate advice here.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_28.mp3 Oh my god, this is carnage!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_29.mp3 That-that can't even be legal what you just did to that poor creature.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_30.mp3 That was pretty sick!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_31.mp3 Okay, good, now hit that one. Good! Now hit that one. Ha-ha-ha, we make a great team!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_32.mp3 Look at you go! And look at me looking at you go! We're both great!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_33.mp3 Wo-oh, this is hot stuff!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_34.mp3 Oooh that is some hot chili you're serving up down there!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_35.mp3 Your fists are a blur!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_36.mp3 Do you know any spells? Any good ones, I mean.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_37.mp3 You're a dog! You're a mad dog! Ho, you lunatic!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_38.mp3 Ooh, I think you just broke that one's arm. Oh, never mind, it's dead!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_40.mp3 Oh-oh, better retreat, retreat! Did they buy it? Wait for them to drop their guard, and then mess them up!

5% chance, male hero present
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_fight_encourage_18.mp3 Now, boys, boys, no need to fight! But if you want to fight as it seems you do, well, then you should!

Boss rooms 5% chance
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_boss_encourage_04.mp3 I can't tell if you're winning or if this is just a hot mess of spells and hitting.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_boss_encourage_05.mp3 I can't figure out what's happening. Are you winning? It's too much going on at once.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_boss_encourage_06.mp3 Are you winning? You're winning, aren't you? Eh, should I bet more? I can call my bookie. Hit the monster twice if you think I should bet more!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_boss_encourage_08.mp3 I am so confident you are going to beat this guy I just put a new mortgage on my realm and used the proceeds to bet on this fight. Although, Aghanim should note your enemy is the underdog in this one, so maybe take a fall. Or, you know what, forget I said anything. Forget I said anything.

Single boss, 5% chance
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_boss_encourage_02.mp3 I don't see why they let this thing run a nether dimension. It doesn't seem so tough. It's bad hiring.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_boss_encourage_03.mp3 I was watching this thing you're fighting spar earlier. It's got good reflexes, really positive attitude. It came to win! I like its chances!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_boss_encourage_07.mp3 You can do it! Beat these stupid heroes, I believe in you! Don't worry, I'm still on your side, I'm just trying to get into its head. These heroes are so weak and soft. Look at how soft and weak and soft they are. Shh, you're very strong!

Attacking enemies from outside their rooms

 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_attack_not_in_room_01.mp3 Cowards, Cowards! Face them in the arena!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_attack_not_in_room_02.mp3 An act of cowardice! You know, I would expect this from Omniknight.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_attack_not_in_room_05.mp3 Bock bock bock, that is what you sound like!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_attack_not_in_room_06.mp3 Oh, no! You fight them head-on!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_attack_not_in_room_03.mp3  An act of cowardice typical of Omniknight!

Players lagging behind

 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_players_lag_behind_01.mp3 One of your party lags behind!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_players_lag_behind_02.mp3 Aghanim the Mother Goose notices that we are short a gosling.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_players_lag_behind_03.mp3 There were more of you before.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_players_lag_behind_04.mp3 Someone needs to catch up.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_players_lag_behind_05.mp3 Stay together, everyone.

Selecting an upgrade
No new players, ascension 0, depth 1
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_aghanim_ability_select_intro_01.mp3 Allow Aghanim the Generous to bestow upon you an unusual talent.

Purchasing an item
25% chance
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_shopkeeper_01.mp3 Let's go shopping!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_shopkeeper_02.mp3 Buy buy buy, treat yourself!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_shopkeeper_03.mp3 Buy some things, anything, just buy all of the stuff.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_shop_01.mp3 Don't spend it all in one place! Uh, actually, I don't think there are other places. You know what, go nuts!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_shop_02.mp3 Say would you care to round up your purchase and make a charitable contribution to the "wizards struggling to parlay the moneyline"-foundation.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_shop_03.mp3 Ooh, yeah, get some of this stuff.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_shop_05.mp3 Look, I know, you don't want to take money advice from Aghanim, but I feel like you should put at least some of that gold into a high-yield savings or managed account.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_shop_06.mp3 What are you buying? Can you buy two?
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_shop_buy_02.mp3 Oh, that's nice!
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_shop_buy_03.mp3 You can afford that? How much am I paying you?
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_shop_buy_04.mp3 Splurging, I see.

10% chance, male hero present
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_shop_buy_01.mp3 Oh-ho-ho, mister moneybags!

Team wipe

 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh2_team_wipe_01.mp3 What a fun twist of fate for us all! Last time Aghanim helped you become stronger, wiser heroes by murdering you over and over again and this go-around you're helping Aghanim become stronger and wiser by being murdered over and over again.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh2_team_wipe_02.mp3 Urgh, gosh, really needed you guys to come through for me here. Guess my only option is to learn to live with being mediocre at best. Yo, maybe I'll get into the guitar, pick up some gigs at a farmer's market, nothing serious. Yeah, uhh, that sounds okay.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh2_team_wipe_03.mp3 Alright, you're all dead! No big deal, I've got another batch of heroes here, so I'll tell them about all the ways you failed here, so that they don't do the same. See, chin up! No, would someone actually please pick up this guys severed chin off of the ground, it's super gross.
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh2_team_wipe_04.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh2_team_wipe_05.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh2_team_wipe_06.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh2_team_wipe_07.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh2_team_wipe_08.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh2_team_wipe_09.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh2_team_wipe_10.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh2_team_wipe_11.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh2_team_wipe_12.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh2_team_wipe_13.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh2_team_wipe_14.mp3

Primal Beast
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_team_wipe_pb_01.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_team_wipe_pb_02.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_team_wipe_pb_03.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_team_wipe_pb_04.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_team_wipe_pb_05.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_team_wipe_pb_06.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_team_wipe_pb_07.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_team_wipe_pb_08.mp3

Aghanim's clones rescued
Pre-introduction
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_rescue_rejoinder_01.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_rescue_rejoinder_02a.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_rescue_rejoinder_02b.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_rescue_rejoinder_03.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_rescue_rejoinder_04.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_rescue_rejoinder_05.mp3

Aghsbro
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_broentrance_01.mp3

Aghsmad
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_broentrance_02.mp3

Aghsmech
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_mechentrance_02.mp3

Aghsgoat
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_goatentrance_02.mp3

Aghsdonkey
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_donkeyentrance_02.mp3

Aghsbucket
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_bucketentrance_02.mp3

Aghsbarbarian
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_event_room_intro_03.mp3

Aghsroshan
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_roshentrance_02.mp3

Aghsblacksmith
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_tinker_01.mp3

Aghsbath
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_session_intro_04.mp3

Ascension 4
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_allaghs_01.mp3

Primal Beast fight
Throw attack phase
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_primalbeast_warnings_01a.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_primalbeast_warnings_01b.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_primalbeast_warnings_01c.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_primalbeast_warnings_08a.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_primalbeast_warnings_08b.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_primalbeast_warnings_08c.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_primalbeast_warnings_09a.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_primalbeast_warnings_09b.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_primalbeast_warnings_09c.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_primalbeast_warnings_10a.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_primalbeast_warnings_10b.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_primalbeast_warnings_10c.mp3

Pummel phase
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_primalbeast_warnings_02a.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_primalbeast_warnings_02b.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_primalbeast_warnings_02c.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_primalbeast_warnings_03a.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_primalbeast_warnings_03b.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_primalbeast_warnings_03c.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_charge_03a.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_charge_03b.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_charge_03c.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_fight_05a.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_fight_05b.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_fight_05c.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_fight_06a.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_fight_06b.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_fight_06c.mp3

Tectonic attack phase
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_primalbeast_warnings_04a.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_primalbeast_warnings_04b.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_primalbeast_warnings_04c.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_charge_02a.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_charge_02b.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_charge_02c.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_fight_02a.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_fight_02b.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_fight_02c.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_fight_04a.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_fight_04b.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_fight_04c.mp3

heavy steps phase
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_primalbeast_warnings_05a.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_primalbeast_warnings_05b.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_primalbeast_warnings_05c.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_primalbeast_warnings_06a.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_primalbeast_warnings_06b.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_primalbeast_warnings_06c.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_fight_01a.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_fight_01b.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_fight_01c.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_fight_03a.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_fight_03b.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_fight_03c.mp3

onslaught phase
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_primalbeast_warnings_07a.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_primalbeast_warnings_07b.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_primalbeast_warnings_07c.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_onslaught_01a.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_onslaught_01b.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_onslaught_01c.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_onslaught_03a.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_onslaught_03b.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_onslaught_03c.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_charge_01a.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_charge_01b.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_charge_01c.mp3

Male hero present
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_onslaught_02a.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_onslaught_02b.mp3
 * addons_aghanim_vo_announcer_aghanim_agh_pb_onslaught_02c.mp3