Pyrion Flax Announcer Pack

Welcome
50% chance, only for All Pick, Least Played, Limited Heroes and Mid Only


 * Dlc_pflax_is_this_thing_working.mp3 Um, is this thing working? followup
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_welcome_01.mp3 Dota 2. If you are playing with friends, say goodbye to them now. followup
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_welcome_02.mp3 Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome to Dota 2. followup
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_welcome_02a.mp3 Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome to Dota 2. followup
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_welcome_03.mp3 Welcome to Pyrion Flax's guide to losing at Dota 2. followup
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_welcome_04.mp3 Uh welcome to Pyrion Flax's guide to Dota 2. followup
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_welcome_05.mp3 Phone off the hook. Shirt off. Pants off. Time to Dotes! followup
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_welcome_06.mp3 Time for Dota! Mhu hu ha ha haa! followup
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_welcome_06a.mp3 Mhu hu hu ha ha ha! Let us Dotes. followup
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_welcome_07.mp3 Dota 2 welcomes you! followup
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_welcome_08.mp3 Welcome to Dota 2.
 * Dlc_pflax_lovely_day.mp3 It's a lovely day outside and here you are, playing Dota 2. followup

5% chance, only for the same modes as above


 * Dlc_pflax_pyrion_announcer_pack_seriously.mp3 Pyrion Flax announcer pack? Seriously? followup

1% chance, only for the same modes as above


 * Dlc_pflax_pyrion_in_house.mp3 Pyrion Flax in the house! followup

Game mode
All Pick
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_type_all_pick_02.mp3 All pick, thank God.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_type_all_pick_03.mp3 All pick.

All Random
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_type_all_random_01.mp3 All random? What the bloody hell is going on?
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_type_all_random_02.mp3 All random? Why would you do such a thing?
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_type_all_random_03.mp3 All random.

Captain's Draft
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_type_capt_draft_01.mp3 Captain's draft? Yawn.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_type_capt_draft_03.mp3 Captain's draft.

Captain's Mode
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_type_capt_mode_02.mp3 Tryhard meganerd mode.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_type_capt_mode_03.mp3 Captain's mode.

Deathmatch
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_type_death_match_01.mp3 Deathmatch? Tell me this isn't literally a deathmatch.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_type_death_match_03.mp3 Deathmatch!

Easy Mode
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_type_easy_mode_01.mp3 Easy mode! My favorite mode!

Least Played
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_least_played_one.mp3 Least played!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_least_played_three.mp3 Least played mode.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_least_played_two.mp3 Least played mode.

Mid Only
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_all_mid_one.mp3 All mid!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_all_mid_three.mp3 All mid.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_all_mid_two.mp3 All mid!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_all_mid_four.mp3 All mid. Pudge wars!

Random Draft
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_type_random_draft_01.mp3 Random draft? Why didn't anyone tell me? Oh god.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_type_random_draft_03.mp3 Random draft.

Reverse Captain's Mode
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_reverse_captains_one.mp3 Reverse captain's mode.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_reverse_captains_three.mp3 Activate reverse captain's mode.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_reverse_captains_two.mp3 Sniatpac mode!

Single Draft
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_type_single_draft_02.mp3 Single draft? In this modern age how is such cruelty permitted to exist?
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_type_single_draft_03.mp3 Single draft.

Other Modes

Limited Heroes, One vs One and other possible future game modes
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_choose_hero_01.mp3 Pick your hero!

Drafting
Picking
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_pick_yr_03.mp3 Your turn to pick.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_pick_enm_01.mp3 Enemy team's turn to pick!
 * Dlc pflax_announcer_pick_rad_02.mp3 Radiant team pick.
 * Dlc pflax_announcer_pick_dire_01.mp3 Dire team pick!

Banning
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_ban_yr_01.mp3 Ban a thing!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_ban_yr_03.mp3 Your turn to ban.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_ban_yr_04.mp3 Ban someone please!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_ban_enm_01.mp3 Soon they will ban.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_ban_enm_02.mp3 They're gonna ban someone.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_ban_enm_03.mp3 Enemy's turn to ban.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_ban_enm_04.mp3 Your opponents are banning.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_ban_rad_01.mp3 Radiant team ban.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_ban_rad_02.mp3 The green team's banning someone now.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_ban_dire_01.mp3 Dire team ban.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_ban_dire_02.mp3 Bad dudes banning someone now.

1% chance
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_ban_yr_02.mp3 Ban a dude. Ban Dark Seer, he's terrifying!

Time left to pick
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_count_pick_5_04.mp3 10 Seconds idiot.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_count_pick_10_01.mp3 5 seconds remaining.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_time_reserve_02.mp3 Reserve time.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_time_reserve_using_03.mp3 You are using reserve time.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_time_extra_03.mp3 Extra time.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_time_extra_using 02.mp3 You are using extra time.

3% chance
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_time_reserve_01.mp3 Reserve time. It's not free, you know.

Draft end
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_team_complete_our_02.mp3 Our team is complete.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_team_complete_yr_02.mp3 Your team is complete.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_team_complete_rad_01.mp3 Radiant's team is complete.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_team_complete_dire_02.mp3 Dire's team is complete.


 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_team_complete_yr_03.mp3 Well done, whoever did that. Let's just play Dota 2 now, geez. followup
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_choose_hero_01.mp3 Pick your hero!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_now_select_03.mp3 You may now select your hero.

Picking specific heroes
30% chance
 * Dlc_pflax_ancient_apparition_is_old.mp3 Man, once people start calling you ancient, you know it's over.
 * Dlc_pflax_ancient_apparition_is_what_now.mp3 So Ancient Apparition is an apparition of an ancient apparition?
 * Dlc_pflax_alchemist_02_men_enter.mp3 Two men enter, one man leaves.
 * Dlc_pflax_antifun_01.mp3 Anti-fun!
 * Dlc_pflax_antimage_hands_up_who_hates.mp3 Hands up if you hate Anti-Mage!
 * Dlc_pflax_axe_turns_you_into_number.mp3 He hits you so hard you turn into a number!
 * Dlc_pflax_bane_terrifying.mp3 This dude is bloody terrifying.
 * Dlc_pflax_batrider_beavis.mp3 Heh he he he fire! He he he!
 * Dlc_pflax_beastmaster_bird_and_pig.mp3 He's master of beasts and who does he get to help him? A bird and a pig. Whop-e-do!
 * Dlc_pflax_bloodseeker_can_he_see.mp3 Can he even see with that thing on?
 * Dlc_pflax_brewmaster_cider.mp3 I hope he's got some cider on him.
 * Dlc_pflax_brewmaster_likes_a_drink.mp3 I reckon, and I'm going out on a limb here, but I reckon that this lad likes a drink.
 * Dlc_pflax_broodmother_aaahhhh.mp3 Ahh! Bloody hell! Get a massive newspaper!
 * Dlc_pflax_buttons_buttons_buttons.mp3 Buttons buttons buttons!
 * Dlc_pflax_centaur_heavy_brigade.mp3 The charge of the extremely heavy brigade.
 * Dlc_pflax_centaur_part_man.mp3 Part man, part centaur.
 * Dlc_pflax_dark_seer_coneheads.mp3 Long lost cousin of the coneheads.
 * Dlc_pflax_dark_seer_hedgehog.mp3 He's like a really bloody unpleasant hedgehog.
 * Dlc_pflax_dark_seer_scream.mp3 Ahh! It's Dark Seer! Ahh!
 * Dlc_pflax_disruptor_i_hardly_knew_her.mp3 Disruptor? I hardly knew her!
 * Dlc_pflax_disruptor_is_the_man.mp3 He's got a lizard, a huge beard, and he can harness electricity! He's the man!
 * Dlc_pflax_doom_dooms_someone.mp3 Doommmmmm!
 * Dlc_pflax_doom_dooms_someone_gruff.mp3 Doom!
 * Dlc_pflax_doom_dooms_someone_short.mp3 Doom!
 * Dlc_pflax_doom_hail_doombringer.mp3 Hail Doombringer.
 * Dlc_pflax_dragon_knight_bakes.mp3 He's a dragon, a knight, and in his spare time he likes to bake.
 * Dlc_pflax_drowranger_nerd_magnet.mp3 The words Drow and Ranger together is like a nerd magnet.
 * Dlc_pflax_earthshaker_sloth_bear_thing.mp3 He's a big old lovable sloth bear thing.
 * Dlc_pflax_enigma_is_an_enigma.mp3 He's a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, boxed up and shoved in a crate and stored in a giant warehouse.
 * Dlc_pflax_gyro_not_geero.mp3 It's gyro, not geero. He's not a flying bloody kebab.
 * Dlc_pflax_gyro_tache.mp3 One of the few truly mustachioed heroes in the game.
 * Dlc_pflax_huskar_used_to_be_buskar.mp3 Huskar used to be called Buskar, but people don't give you spare change when you stab them in the neck with a flaming spear.
 * Dlc_pflax_dragon_has_two_heads.mp3 This dragon has two heads?
 * Dlc_pflax_jakiro_bogof.mp3 He's the bogof of the dragon world!
 * Dlc_pflax_jakiro_buy_01_dragon.mp3 Buy one dragon, get another dragon glued on the side!
 * Dlc_pflax_jakiro_grrrrrr_02_heads.mp3 Buy one dragon, get another dragon melded on to the side! There's two dragons hrrr!
 * Dlc_pflax_juggernaut_go_on_juggles.mp3 Go on juggles!
 * Dlc_pflax_juggernaut_is_hella_dizzy.mp3 Behind that mask is a dude who is insanely dizzy!
 * Dlc_pflax_kotl_trick.mp3 The trick with Kotl is you annoy the hell out of everybody!
 * Dlc_pflax_leshrac_bloody_great_blue_pony.mp3 A bloody great blue pony thing.
 * Dlc_pflax_lich_hell_yeah.mp3 Hell yeah, it's Lich!
 * Dlc_pflax_lifestealer_cannot_break_cuffs.mp3 You can't break those cuffs!
 * Dlc_pflax_lifestealer_i_can_break_these_cuffs.mp3 I can break these cuffs!
 * Dlc_pflax_lifestealer_reanimated_pizza.mp3 He looks like somebody reanimated a pizza.
 * Dlc_pflax_lina_hot.mp3 Oh ho ho! Oh Lina. Oh ho!
 * Dlc_pflax_lina_light_my_fire.mp3 She can light my fire. Because uh, she's a woman and she's got the fire and everything.
 * Dlc_pflax_lion_give_em_finger.mp3 Give 'em the finger!
 * Dlc_pflax_lion_serengeti.mp3 Here on the plains of the Serengeti we see the ugliest magician in the universe.
 * Dlc_pflax_lion_what_happens_hex_frog.mp3 What happens if he tries to hex an actual frog?
 * Dlc_pflax_lone_druid_not_alone.mp3 How can he be called Lone Druid when he has a bear for company?
 * Dlc_pflax_lycan_beware_moon_01.mp3 Beware the moon!
 * Dlc_pflax_lycan_good_doggie.mp3 Good doggie! Nice little pooch!
 * Dlc_pflax_meepo_levels_ult.mp3 More Meepos, more problems.
 * Dlc_pflax_meepo_pflax_hates.mp3 Worst forty-five minutes of my life was playing as Meepo.
 * Dlc_pflax_morphling_chemistry_01.mp3 He's composed of H2O molecules that bonded with molecules of pure, grade-A bullpoop to form this monstrosity.
 * Dlc_pflax_morphling_county_champion.mp3 County's biggest, dampest, most unpleasant bumhead.
 * Dlc_pflax_naga_siren_ult_alarm.mp3 Naga siren. Sound the BS alarm. Aauuuuooonnn.
 * Dlc_pflax_natures_prophet_more_like_profit.mp3 More like Nature's Profit! Am I right? Prophet. Proph-prophet yeah it works better on paper.
 * Dlc_pflax_necrolyte_diet_version.mp3  Necrolyte! The diet version of Necro.
 * Dlc_pflax_nightstalker_dies_daytime_give_him_a_break.mp3 He works nights. Give the man a break.
 * Dlc_pflax_nightstalker_night_dude_01.mp3 It's night dude!
 * Dlc_pflax_nyx_too_hard_to_be_sk.mp3 This guy is trying way too hard to be Sand King.
 * Dlc_pflax_omg_what_to_do.mp3 Oh my God. I have literally no idea what to do against this guy.
 * Dlc_pflax_phantom_lancer_angry_cat.mp3 He looks like a really angry cat, but he has nothing to complain about.
 * Dlc_pflax_phantom_lancer_phantom_fart.mp3 A phantom lancer is worse than a phantom fart, let me tell ya.
 * Dlc_pflax_pudge_is_cockney.mp3 He's a cockney. No I don't care what you think. Pudge is a cockney.
 * Dlc_pflax_pudge_cor_blimey_guv.mp3 Cor blimey gov!
 * Dlc_pflax_queen_of_ikea.mp3 Her sister is Queen of Pine, and works for a large, Swedish furniture retailer.
 * Dlc_pflax_queen_of_pain_so_hot_so_scary.mp3 So hot. And so scary.
 * Dlc_pflax_razor_electric_razor.mp3 Oh he's an electric razor. I finally get it!
 * Dlc_pflax_riki_hard_to_draw.mp3 Hardest hero to draw, bar none.
 * Dlc_pflax_rubick_multiply_that.mp3 Multiply that by a Rubick.
 * Dlc_pflax_sand_king_harnesses sand.mp3 Harnesses the awesome power of s-sand.
 * Dlc_pflax_skeleton_king_is_a_bloody_skeleton.mp3 He's a bloody skeleton!
 * Dlc_pflax_skeleton_king_got_it_all.mp3  He's got a bone motorcycle, he plays the trom-bone, he's got a bone phone, he's got it all!
 * Dlc_pflax_slardar_fishy.mp3 Something smells a bit mm-fishy.
 * Dlc_pflax_slarduuurrrrr.mp3 Slarduuuuur.
 * Dlc_pflax_slark_detestable.mp3 Aw, a detestable little man.
 * Dlc_pflax_slark_kills_someone_from_invis.mp3 Slarkasm is the lowest form of wit.
 * Dlc_pflax_slark_meepos_bro.mp3 He's Meepo's brother. Just look at him.
 * Dlc_pflax_sniper_kill_steal.mp3 Sniper is awesome. At kill-stealing.
 * Dlc_pflax_spiritbreaker_charges_someone.mp3 Mmmmmove over!
 * Dlc_pflax_storm_spirit_hahaha.mp3 Storm Spirit! Ha ha ha!
 * Dlc_pflax_sven_muffler_01.mp3 How can Sven inspire his allies when he's just like *mumbling sounds*?
 * Dlc_pflax_templar_assassin_what_kind_of_temple.mp3 What kind of temple has an assassin?
 * Dlc_pflax_tiny_kills_swordsy_hero.mp3 Rock beats scissors!
 * Dlc_pflax_tiny_misnomer.mp3 He's a living misnomer!
 * Dlc_pflax_undying_03.mp3 Undying!
 * Dlc_pflax_undying_king_of_zombies.mp3 Who died and made you king of the zombies?
 * Dlc_pflax_ursa_is_a_bear_01.mp3 He's a bear!
 * Dlc_pflax_ursa_pant_soiling.mp3 Ursa is responsible for a lot of pants-soiling in my house.
 * Dlc_pflax_venomancer_poops_wards.mp3 He doesn't need wards. He poops wards.
 * Dlc_pflax_venomancer_veno_or_vino.mp3 Is it ve-no, or vee-no?
 * Dlc_pflax_viper_qqqq.mp3 See now this guy's easy. It's just q q q q q.
 * Dlc_pflax_visage_eighties_band.mp3 Visaaaage. Sounds like an 80s band.
 * Dlc_pflax_warlock_fatal_bonds.mp3 Great. Now we're all going to die.
 * Dlc_pflax_whisp_on_star_trek.mp3 Wisp looks like an alien that would totally kill a red shirt in an episode of Star Trek and be like my people do not comprehend death woooooo!

25% chance
 * Dlc_pflax_popped_collar.mp3 Ah! Popped collar! Pro player alarm sounded!
 * Dlc_pflax_more_beef_01.mp3 Yes! More beef! More beef!
 * Dlc_pflax_hmhm_bearded.mp3 Hmm hm! Bearded!
 * Dlc_pflax_hmhm_nice_beard.mp3 Ah! Nice beard!

15% chance
 * Dlc_pflax_weaver_sonofabitch.mp3 You Sneaky, unpleasant son of a bitch.

Beginning battle
Entering battle
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_battle_prepare_01.mp3 Prepare for battle!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_battle_prepare_02.mp3 Prepare for battle.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_battle_prepare_03.mp3 Prepare for battle!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_battle_prepare_04.mp3 Prepare for battle!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_battle_prepare_05.mp3 Oh my god it's almost time!

Time before battle
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_count_battle_30_01.mp3 Just enough time to make a cup of tea.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_count_battle_30_03.mp3 Thirty seconds!


 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_count_battle_10_01.mp3 Why does it have to count down like this? I'm nervous enough as it is!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_count_battle_10_05.mp3 Ten seconds to battle.

Battle begins
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_battle_begin_02.mp3 Time to get angry with each other. followup
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_battle_begin_03.mp3 Please just bear in mind I'm trying my best here. followup
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_battle_begin_05.mp3 The battle begins! followup
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_battle_begin_07.mp3 Time to get angry with each other! followup
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_battle_begin_08.mp3 The battle. A'begins. followup
 * Dlc_pflax_time_to_man_or_woman_up.mp3 Time to man, or woman, up! followup
 * Dlc_pflax_time_to_man_up.mp3 Time to man up! followup

Kills
First Blood
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_announcer_1stblood_01.mp3 Rambo style. First blood!
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_announcer_1stblood_02.mp3 If you want a war you've got. First blood!
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_first_blood_02.mp3 First blood! followup

Spectator only
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_first_blood_01.mp3 First blood! And I didn't miss it!

Double Kill
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_announcer_kill_double 01.mp3 That's a twofer!

15% chance, player only
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_double_kill_harmonica 01.mp3 You've got a double-kill! (harmonica)

1% chance, player only
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_double_kill_song 01.mp3 (While playing xylophone) They will sing a song about how awesome you were today because you have given them a thrill, because you've got a double kill!

Triple Kill
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_boosh_05.mp3 Boosh! Boosh! Boosh!
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_announcer_kill_triple_01.mp3 Three dudes? Impossible! followup

Ultra Kill
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_boosh_06.mp3 Oh boosh booshidie boosh-boosh!

Rampage
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_announcer_kill_rampage_02.mp3 By the legend of Hall and Oates, did you see that? followup

Killing Spree
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_announcer_gott_in_himmel.mp3 Gott im himmel! followup

Dominating
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_announcer_kill_ultra_01.mp3 Bibble bibble bibble.
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_announcer_kill_rampage_01.mp3 Bibble bibble bibble.

15% chance, player only
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_announcer_kill_mega_01.mp3 You just got drafted by Pwn State!

Mega Kill
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_manly_01.mp3 Manly!
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_manly_02.mp3 Manly!

15% chance, player only
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_announcer_boy_bands_worth.mp3 You just killed a boy band's worth of enemies.

Unstoppable
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_announcer_kill_unstop_01.mp3 Oh the humanity!

Wicked Sick
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_nerf.mp3 Nerf this man!

Monster Kill
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_announcer_chosen_one.mp3 Prophecy is true. He is the chosen one!

Godlike
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_godlike_harmonica_01.mp3 (harmonica) Godlike! followup

Holy Shit
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_announcer_kill_godlike_01.mp3 My god. It's full of stars!

Ownage
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_ownage_01.mp3 Ownage!
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_ownage_02.mp3 Ownage!

20% chance
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_ownage_03.mp3 Ownage!

15% chance
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_announcer_kill_spree_01.mp3 The square root of the own zone!

Non-streak related

5% chance, any player death
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_boosh_01.mp3 Boosh!
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_boosh_02.mp3 Boosh!
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_boosh_03.mp3 Boosh!
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_boosh_04.mp3 Boosh!
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_boosh_07.mp3 Boosh!
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_skadoosh.mp3 Skadoosh!
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_boosh_05.mp3 Boosh! Boosh! Boosh!
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_boosh_06.mp3 Oh boosh booshidie boosh-boosh!
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_boosh_aqua.mp3 Aqua-boosh!
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_morphling_take_steps 01.mp3 We gotta take steps.
 * Dlc_pflax_youre_an_anchor_01.mp3 You're an anchor for this team!

Team Wipe

Your team

15% chance
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_fails_of_the_week.mp3 Number one on Fails of the Week, guaranteed!
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_toughen_up_01.mp3 Toughen up!
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_toughen_up_02.mp3 Toughen up!
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_why_why_why.mp3 Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_what_the_hell.mp3 What the hell is going on?

5% chance
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_campfire.mp3 Well done man! Now we can all respawn together and hold hands and sing songs around the freaking campfire about what an idiot you are.

Enemy team

50% chance
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_boosh_salad.mp3 Oh man that teamfight had more booshes than a boosh salad!
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_booshes_galore.mp3 Booshes galore!
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_does_anybody_else_need_new_pair_underpants.mp3 Does anybody else need a new pair of underpants.
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_grand_pantheon.mp3 That play just made it into the Grand Pantheon of Dota 2 plays. But it is a very, very big pantheon.
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_what_are_we_playing_for.mp3 What are we playing for here?
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_announcer_kill_wipeout_01.mp3 Bibble bibble bibble.
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_announcer_kill_dominate_01.mp3 We got this man. We got this by the ass.
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_announcer_spectat_05.mp3 This is one of those games I wish was in slow-mo because my brain just melted.
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_announcer_spectat_08.mp3 Okay, someone explain what happened because I have literally no idea.

Respawning
5% chance
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_followup_respawn_03.mp3 If you do that again, your teammates are going to shout at you, and you will cry.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_followup_respawn_04.mp3 Why aren't you getting this?
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_followup_respawn_05.mp3 Uh, being bad is a choice.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_followup_respawn_06.mp3 Stop being aggressively terrible.
 * Dlc_pflax_batrider_hasnt_touched_ground.mp3 Man this Batrider is awesome. He hasn't touched the ground once since the match started!
 * Dlc_pflax_axe_axe_goes_respawn.mp3 Axe goes to base to respawn.
 * Dlc_pflax_good_day_sir.mp3 Good day sir!
 * Dlc_pflax_doombringer_feeding.mp3 You should steal the power of not sucking.
 * Dlc_pflax_pudge_food_singularity.mp3 Pudge, let's not sugarcoat it, this man is a food singularity!
 * Dlc_pflax_spiritbreaker_dies.mp3 Spirit Breaker is not amoooosed.

Lane missing

 * Dlc_pflax_missing_top_01.mp3 Your top is missing.
 * Dlc_pflax_missing_top_02.mp3 Missing top!
 * Dlc_pflax_missing_top_03.mp3 Missing top!
 * Dlc_pflax_missing_middle_01.mp3 Missing middle!
 * Dlc_pflax_missing_middle_02.mp3 Middle is missing!
 * Dlc_pflax_missing_middle_03.mp3 Missing middle!
 * Dlc_pflax_missing_bot_01.mp3 Your bottom is missing.
 * Dlc_pflax_missing_bot_02.mp3 Your bottom is missing.
 * Dlc_pflax_missing_bot_03.mp3 Where's your bottom? It's missing!

Periods with no action
15% chance, any time
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_spectat_02.mp3 I may need to alt+tab from time to time to find out how this all works.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_spectat_14.mp3 It could go one way, or the other, which is to say: I have no idea what the hell is going on.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_hows_weather.mp3 How's the weather there? Eh? Raining here. Yeah. Rubbish isn't it. Oh well.
 * Dlc_pflax_boring_game_02.mp3 Let me just set my alarm here. Wake me up when people start playing Dota.

15% chance, mid game and onward
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_spectat_06.mp3 Ah to be young again.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_spectat_07.mp3 I wish to God I could be even one-tenth as good as these guys.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_spectat_13.mp3 Somebody take over please. I need to make a cup of tea.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_once_upon_a_boring_game.mp3 Once upon a time, there was a game of Dota 2. And nothing happened at all.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_one_millionth_fall_asleep.mp3 Congratulations. You're the one-millionth Dota 2 player to make me fall asleep.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_whistling_one.mp3 (whistling)
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_whistling_two.mp3 (whistling)
 * Dlc_pflax_boiling_hot_diamonds.mp3 This game is like a donut filled with lava and diamonds. Boiling hot diamonds!
 * Dlc_pflax_most_boring_game_ever.mp3 Thanks for inviting me to commentate on the most boring game ever!
 * Dlc_pflax_random_mrs_flax_reference.mp3 Mrs. Flax just asked me if I ever intend to spend time with my family again. Answer is no.
 * Dlc_pflax_stick_kettle_on_01.mp3 Stick the bloody kettle on, would you?

Purchasing specific items
25% chance
 * Dlc_pflax_skeleton_king_got_the_omlette.mp3 You got the omlette!
 * Dlc_pflax_skeleton_king_got_the_omlette_hushed.mp3 You got the omlette!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_armlet_one.mp3 Armlet of Mordigigigigian!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_armlet_three.mp3 Armlet of Mordigigiagugun!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_armlet_two.mp3 Armlet of Mordigiagan.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_aghanims_one.mp3 Aghanim's skepter.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_aghanims_two.mp3 Aghanim's scepter. There's almost certainly something else you should've bought.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_basher_one.mp3 Bash some skulls!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_battle_fury_one.mp3 Battlefury.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_bkb_one.mp3 Black king bar.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_bkb_two.mp3 Ah black king bar!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_blade_mail.mp3 Blade mail.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_blink_dagger_one.mp3 Blinku dagger!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_blink dagger_three.mp3 Blink dagger.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_blink dagger_two.mp3 Noice blink dagger.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_bloodstone_one.mp3 Bloodstooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooone.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_butterfly_one.mp3 Has to be the most terrifying butterfly ever.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_daedelus_one.mp3 Daedaladlus. Daeladelus.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_dagon_one.mp3 Dagon'it!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_dagon_three.mp3 Dagoon!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_dagon_two.mp3 Dagon.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_divine_rapier_one.mp3 Divine Rapier. Lord have mercy.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_divine_rapier_two.mp3 Rapier throw incoming!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_drums_one.mp3 Drum of endurance. Now with electrolytes!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_eaglesong_one.mp3 Eaglesong!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_ethereal_blade_one.mp3 Ethereal blade!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_ethereal_blade_two.mp3 E-blade!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_euls_one.mp3 Eul's scepter of spinerocity.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_force_staff_one.mp3 Nobody's forcing you. Heh heh heh.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_heart_one.mp3 Heart of Terrasque.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_heavens_halberd_one.mp3 Heaven's Halberd!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_helm_dominator_one.mp3 Helm of the Demominiminator.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_helm_dominator_two.mp3 Helm of the lowest common denominator.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_hood_of_defiance_one.mp3 Hoodie of defiance.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_invisible_swine_two.mp3 Take that, you invisible swine!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_manta_style_one.mp3 Mm manta style.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_manta_style_two.mp3 Your manta style is strong. But it is no match for my dragon style.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_mjolnir_one.mp3 Mjollininer.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_mjolnir_three.mp3 Mjoeoew.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_mjolnir_two.mp3 Mjeoneer.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_mkb_one.mp3 A monkey walks into a bar and, and the bartender says Why the long face? um…
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_mom_one.mp3 Mask of madness!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_mom_two.mp3 If you buy Mask of Madness, you are literally mad.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_mystic_staff_one.mp3 Ah! A mystic staff!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_necro_one.mp3 Necronominina.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_necro_two.mp3 Necrominomina. Necrominun. Necuclun. Necbook!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_orchid_one.mp3 Orchid Malevolelence!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_perseverance_one.mp3 Peseverrence.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_pipe_one.mp3 Pipe! Of. Insight.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_poor_mans_shield_one.mp3 Poor Man's Shield? This thing costs a fortune!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_poor_mans_shield_three.mp3 Poor Man's Shield? Boy when I was young we couldn't afford any kind of shield. Had to make do with friend's face!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_poor_mans_shield_two.mp3 When I was young, we couldn't afford a shield. Had to make do with a friend's face.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_pub_blade.mp3 Pub blade.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_radiance_one.mp3 Radiance!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_refresher_one.mp3 These do not stack.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_rod_of_atos_one.mp3 Rod of Atos. No healthcare for you.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_sange_and_yasha_one.mp3 Sandwich and usual.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_sange_and_yasha_two.mp3 Sandwich and pasta.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_skadi_one.mp3 Eye of Skadi.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_treads_one.mp3 Power shoes.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_treads_three.mp3 Shame you can't switch treads to 'do not suck'.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_treads_two.mp3 Mega shoes.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_vanguard_one.mp3 Vangward.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_vanguard_two.mp3 Vongward.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_veil_one.mp3 Veil of Discord, or as I call it: Christmas at my mother in law's! Ba-dombo-tsh!

20% chance
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_assault_cuirass_one.mp3 Assault Crrrs.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_if_in_doubt_slap_on_armour.mp3 If in doubt, slap armour on it.

15% chance
 * Dlc_pflax_arcane_boots_01.mp3 Mana boots! Hell yeah!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_arcane_boots_one.mp3 Arcane boots. Now you can continue to waste mana in inefficient ways!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_bottle_one.mp3 Here friend. Have a sip from my bottle.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_clarity_one.mp3 A potion of clarity.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_chosen_two.mp3 Clarity potion. I could seriously use a few of these right now.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_courier_one.mp3 What the hell is that thing?
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_courier_three.mp3 Good luck little guy. You're gonna need it.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_courier_two.mp3 No mere donkey, this.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_flying_courier_one.mp3 Could someone please upgrade the courier-oh! Thank you.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_flying_courier_two.mp3 Congrats! Your courier can now fly to its death instead of just walk there.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_gauntlets_of_strength.mp3 Pff, heavy hands.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_mekansm_one.mp3 Mekansm. Ugh. I hate having to buy this boring, boring item.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_quelling_blade_one.mp3 Quelling blade!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_quelling_blade_two.mp3 Queue-ling blade!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_tangos_four.mp3 Now you can eat trees. So useful!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_tangos_one.mp3 Tangoes. Mm, delicious.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_tangos_three.mp3 Tangoes. Use them wisely.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_tangos_two.mp3 Delicious tangoes.

10% chance
 * Dlc_pflax_smoke_01.mp3 Smoke gank incoming!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_tryhards_one.mp3 Tryhards.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_you_know_what_youre_doing.mp3 You know what you're doing!
 * Dlc_pflax_someone_buys_wards.mp3 Only me and Lich get excited about wards. I know that's pathetic.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_i_love_wards.mp3 I love wards almost as much as Lich does.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_wards_one.mp3 Wards. Now you have no excuse for getting ganked.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_band_of_elvenskin_one.mp3 Band of Elvenskin? Literally? That's barbaric!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_dusty_one.mp3 Dusty springfield!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_invisible_swine_one.mp3 Invisible swine!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_invisible_swine_two.mp3 Take that, you invisible swine!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_linkens_one.mp3 Linken's what?
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_magic_stick_one.mp3 Magic stick!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_magic_stick_three.mp3 Uh if you like that magic stick, I have some magic beans for you.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_magic_stick_two.mp3 Here, this stick is magic, I promise.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_slippers_of_agility.mp3 Slippers of Agility? Have you ever tried running in slippers?

5% chance
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_healing_salve_one.mp3 This salve cannot heal a broken heart.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_iron_branch_one.mp3 Iron branches. Far, far more useful than they sound.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_town_portal_scroll.mp3 There is no town. Just more bloody towers.

1% chance
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_flying_courier_three.mp3 About bloody time.

Unclassified

 * Dlc_pflax_kunkka_drunken_flax.mp3 What do we do with a drunken P-Flax early in the morning.
 * Dlc_pflax_why_isnt_this_courier_upgraded_you_bastard.mp3 Why isn't this courier upgraded you legendarily worthless bastard?!

Followups
Welcome

All Pick
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_type_all_pick_03.mp3 All pick.

25% chance
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_type_all_pick_02.mp3 All pick, thank God.

Least Played
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_least_played_one.mp3 Least played!

25% chance
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_least_played_three.mp3 Least played mode.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_least_played_two.mp3 Least played mode.

Limited Heroes
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_choose_hero_01.mp3 Pick your hero!

Mid Only
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_all_mid_one.mp3 All mid!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_all_mid_three.mp3 All mid.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_all_mid_two.mp3 All mid!

Draft end
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_choose_hero_01.mp3 Pick your hero!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_now_select_03.mp3 You may now select your hero.

Battle begins

50% chance
 * Dlc_pflax_creeps_eternal_struggle.mp3 The eternal struggle betwixt creep and creep lumbers on.
 * Dlc_pflax_go_on_creeps.mp3 Go on creeps! Hit those other creeps!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_spectat_01.mp3 Boom! Welcome to Pyrion Flax's guide to being a Dota 2 announcer.

''50% chance, when team consists of 5 carries
 * Dlc_pflax_team_all_very_manly.mp3 This team is the manliest team imaginable!

15% chance
 * Dlc_pflax_centaur_five_idiots.mp3 Into the valley of death rode the five idiots.

First Blood

25% chance
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_are_you_hacking.mp3 I don't know if you're hacking or my game is bugged or something but seriously.
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_my_three_year_old.mp3 My three-year-old can do this.

Triple Kill, Rampage & Killing Spree

15% chance
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_announcer_grave_dancing_shoes.mp3 Now where did I put my grave-dancing shoes?

Godlike
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_announcer_nine_men_dead_at_feet.mp3 Before he knew it, nine men lay dead at his feet. Nine!
 * Dlc_pflax_killing_spree_announcer_roll_around_insides.mp3 Roll around in their insides. DO IT!

Structures fortified

10% chance, when enemy fortified
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_fort_02.mp3 Their tower's doing that woooo thing. Fortified!

Roshan killed

5% chance, when own team killed
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_aegis_one.mp3 The Aegis-slash-Aajis-slash-Eejis of the immortal!

25% chance, third death and onward
 * Dlc_pflax_roshan_dies_cheese_taken.mp3 So l-let me get this straight: you walk into a man's house, you kill him, and you take his cheese. What's wrong with you?
 * Dlc_pflax_roshan_dies_sad_01.mp3 Congratulations on making a really sad story even sadder.
 * Dlc_pflax_roshan_drops_cheese.mp3 He has cheese in his pockets?
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_cheese_one.mp3 Cheese!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_cheese_two.mp3 Pure cheese.

1% chance, third death and onward
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_aegis_ho_ho.mp3 Now I have an aegis. Ho ho ho.

Victory


 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_cognratulations_heres_the_end_screen.mp3 Congratulations. Here's the end screen.

50% chance, for winning team
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_victory_01.mp3 Wow! Oh! I mean I--I didn't see that coming!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_victory_02.mp3 If it wasn't for my guides, this would not have been possible.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_glad_we_won.mp3 I'm glad we won.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_incoherent_celebrating.mp3 (Incoherent cheering)
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_incoherent_celebrating two.mp3 (Incoherent cheering)
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_mvp_guys_with_longest_name.mp3 Yay! We won! MVP goes to the guy with the longest name.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_mvp whoever_died_the_most.mp3 Woo hoo! We won! MVP goes to whoever died the most. Well done!

15% chance, for losing team
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_defeat_01.mp3 You lost. It was totally my fault. I'm really sorry.

Positive

30% chance
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_followup_positive_03.mp3 If it was me, I'd need a new pair of pants.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_followup_positive_06.mp3 Are you serious?
 * Dlc_pflax_are_you_serious_03.mp3 Are you serious?
 * Dlc_pflax_evil_cackle.mp3 Hmm hm hm ho ho ho ha ha!
 * Dlc_pflax_ha_ha_ha_gold.mp3 Ha ha ha ha ha gold!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_big_man_on_campus_german.mp3 Die große Mannen auf dem Campus.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_noice.mp3 Noice!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_really_remarkable_steve.mp3 This is really remarkable Steve.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_twr_fall_enm_mid_02.mp3 Take that you bounders!

1% chance, enemy tower destroyed only
 * Dlc_pflax_easy_life.mp3 Easy game, easy tower, easy life!
 * Dlc_pflax_get_that_tower.mp3 Get that tower! Yes!

Negative

30% chance
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_followup_neg_01.mp3 Wow, you make me look good. Thanks!
 * Dlc_pflax_a_wizard_should.mp3 A wizard should know better.
 * Dlc_pflax_booing.mp3 Booo!
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_bro_do_you_even_lift.mp3 Bro do you even lift?
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_bro do_you_even_lift two.mp3 Bro do you even lift?
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_feeling_faint.mp3 If you're feeling faint that's okay. Just lie down, elevate the legs, and breathe into this paper bag.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_no_poultice.mp3 There is no ointment, cream, nor poultice to heal these wounds.
 * Dlc_pflax_who_did_that.mp3 Who did that? Who did that?

5% chance
 * Dlc_pflax_no_way_back.mp3 Is there any way back from this? No.
 * Dlc_pflax_this_is_all_meaningless.mp3 Towers are being bulldozed, but for what? This is all meaningless!

1% chance
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_twr_fall_dire_bot_02.mp3 Bad dudes. Why didn't you buy TP scrolls? Seriously. Even I do that.

Negative ongoing

20% chance
 * Dlc_pflax_dingdong_01.mp3 Ding dong!
 * Dlc_pflax_terrified_beyond_capacity.mp3 Can we pause please? I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
 * Dlc_pflax_why_so_difficult.mp3 Why is this so bloody difficult?
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_high_levels_of_suckocity.mp3 We're detecting high levels of suckocity, captain.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_fuggedaboutit.mp3 Ey yous guys doin' some great work fuggedaboutit.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_fuggedaboutit_short.mp3 Ey fuggedaboutit.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_harshing_my_mellow.mp3 Oh man this is totally harshing my mellow.
 * Dlc_pflax_announcer_rax_fall_yr_top 02.mp3 Guy guys guys. You need to defend here.