Rick and Morty Announcer Pack

Picking Specific Heroes

 * You know Rick, they say this guy's ancient but I don't know. He's got a youthful glow in his eye.
 * If you hit this guy he gets healthier. Can you believe that?
 * Morty don't get any funny ideas. Just cuz that little guy's in charge of the operation, it doesn't make things any easier, alright? Geez Rick, y-y-you're being mean to me.
 * Do you think, like, you know, he wipes the big one's, you know, thing? His behind area? Morty, you're really skirting the line.
 * Who in their right mind hates magic? Forget about this guy. What a joke.
 * Hey Rick, you're going to love this guy cuz he hates magic just like you. Morty I don't hate magic. I just hate, you know, magicians.
 * Hey Rick, this guy'd be pretty great if our electricity went out and we could hang out with him. You're an idiot Morty.
 * Oh boy, looks like we got ourselves somebody with dissociative personality disorder.
 * Hey Rick, this guy's like me because if you give me an insult, I'll spin right back around and get thrown back at ya. Oh boy Morty. Well put.
 * I'd go out on a limb and say this is the manliest guy in the game.
 * He'll trap your ass in a nightmare, boy. Morty, I hate to break it to you but I'm already trapped in a nightmare.
 * I don't know if I'd want to drink a beer with Bane. Morty, you'd have a hard time drinking a beer in general.
 * Geez, this guy's got some chompers on him. Like a horse face.
 * Hey Rick, I don't know what makes this guy so great. If you took away his bat, what are you left with?
 * You know Rick, I like this guy because he's a dog lover, you know, and I like dogs. I fell like they have souls and little personalities.
 * This guy can smell weakness, Morty. You're his prime target.
 * Hey Rick, what do you think this guy looks like under that bandanna? Think he's got beautiful, kissable lips under there?
 * You know Morty there's only one character in this game that I really care about, and it happens to be Brewmaster.
 * You know what's funny Rick, this guy's a lot like you because he drinks a lot of alcohol, and then he's got a real split personality if you catch my meaning. You can't hurt me Morty.
 * Uh, yeah, somebody call 1986. We've got a guy with a rock and a rope.
 * Got a reeeal porcupine-style back. For extra durable protection. Uh Morty, this guy's not a condom.
 * This lady got all those spiders bursting out of all the things she kills. That will be one of the coolest things that I've ever seen.
 * Beautiful Clydesdale-style feet. Yeah Morty I agree, those are some nice Clydesdale foots.
 * Rick I like the dark and the reds. This could make a good kitchen color scheme.
 * You know Morty, religion and science don't get along. That's why I'm not a fan of this guy.
 * You know Morty, the only clinks I like are the ones that are in my glass of gin.
 * You know what I like about this guy Morty, is that he's light. Light on his feet. No meat.
 * He went through the trouble of making himself a robotic armor suit, but then he didn't bother to make it a good one.
 * Geez Morty, even your dog made a better suit of armor than this guy. It's pathetic.
 * Boy Rick, let me tell ya, I got hearts in my eyes over here.
 * You want me to give you a minute of private time with your laptop? That's gross, Rick.
 * Remember we ran into this guy on that one interdimensional asteroid. Remember? He was the really drunk one? Oh yeah, I remember that. He was wasted.
 * You know Morty, you gotta be careful. He'll throw up a wall, he'll start attacking you. Forget about it.
 * How come this guy's got a bunch of crap all over his face. Have a little respect, he's a shaman.
 * You know, look, you're a ghost, you're a vampire, you're French. Figure it out.
 * I'm not sure which one of these two I'm supposed to be focused on: the dinosaur or the weirdo on his back. Yeah, I have a feeling it's the weirdo on his back, Morty.
 * Yeah, you know this guy's real tough looking, but I'll bet he's a real dainty gentleman on the inside.
 * You know, Morty, kids like dragons. I'm gonna go give this guy a thumbs up.
 * Yeah, she shoots arrows. That's it. Good choice.
 * Hey Rick, give me a beat. All right. She's got a brow, she's a Drow, she's a smaugh.
 * You know, Rick, I really like her white hair. What is this Morty, fashion police?
 * You know I'll tell you what you know sometimes the oldest weapon is the best one: rocks. You know, who would've thought. Yeah, you know rocks. It's so easy. Who needs all this other stuff? You got a bunch of rocks.
 * I don't like totems. Who cares about totems? I don't like totems, okay? It's where I draw the line.
 * You know Rick, I wish I had a pet that looked like this. He looks like a koala mixed with a bear or something.
 * You know this guy's responsible because he's got his briefcase with him. That's not a briefcase Rick, that's a giant stapler. Either way, Morty, he's ready to work.
 * Hey, anybody got a light? Ha ha! Ho ho! Rick, you're really pulling out the jokes over there. Shut up, Morty.
 * Got a light? oh! Ha ha! That one's for you, Morty, cuz you like bad jokes.
 * Man, I'm confused, Rick. On one hand, she's a deer, but on the other hand she's a hell of a woman. Yeah I don't know what to do Morty, take her out to dinner, or take her out and eat her at dinner, you know what I'm saying? Venison. Yeah! ha ha! We did it!
 * You know Morty I know you like black holes, but try to keep it together over there. Yeah, I do love black holes, they're really cool.
 * If you need some headlights, you could just grab his eyeballs out.
 * They call him Faceless Void but he does have at least a mouth.
 * Where's the passenger seat, Morty. What if this guy wanted to take someone on a date? Good luck.
 * I see we got an armchair inventor over here. Not bad.
 * Hey what do you know Rick. This guy built a ship just like you did out of spare parts. You guys are in the same league. This thing couldn't even leave the atmosphere, Morty
 * This looks like your gym guy at the gym who's trying to one-up - The hell would you know about a gym, Morty. Your arm's about the size of my finger.
 * All you're gonna invoke is your ineptitude at your ability to handle a keyboard.
 * I don't know why anybody would pick this guy. He's impossible to play. Good luck. What are you, a veteran?
 * Yeah, boy, look at you mister fancy pants, picking this guy. Good luck you loser.
 * What? He's just a ball that floats around. He doesn't even talk. Yeah, but you know what he does do, Rick? He helps people.
 * You know Rick, this is the one character in the game I relate to the most. Why? Because nobody can understand a word he's saying?
 * This guy'd be cool to have at a barbecue, because he could heat up the grill, and he could plop a few ice cubes in your drink. Couldn't have said it better myself, Morty.
 * You know, I gotta say I really like the style of this guy's mask. Yeah, but you gotta wonder: what's he hiding under there.
 * Hey Morty, what do you think is under that mask? I bet you just a blank nub.
 * You know, this guy looks all buff and crazy, but let's be honest. Underneath that mask he probably has a nice, dainty, little pixie face.
 * Hey Rick, you think guy's got a wife at home? No, obviously. that's why he's such a creep to all the female heroes.
 * Of all the heroes in the game, I think you're the most like this guy. W-why? Because you have no idea how to talk to women.
 * Hey Rick, where are you going? Save my seat, Morty. I hear this guy throws rum around and I'm getting a bunch of receptacles to catch it.
 * Arr matey. Arr matey!
 * Geez, man, what's with all these horse people in this game, huh? Yeah, I don't know Morty. Lot of horse characters, huh?
 * How many horse people to you need to put into one game? Am I right?
 * Damn, this guy's got so many chains he's straight gangsta.
 * This guy's a life stealer, but you know what else he stole? what else Morty? My heart.
 * You think it's on fire all over? You know, like all over her body? Every spot? why do you ask, Morty?
 * You know when you go to hell, the first thing they give you is a giant finger. Well, I guess he has been there then.
 * Geez, Rick. I never saw anybody who liked bears so much. Really Morty, Have you ever met Bears McBearson? that guy loves bears.
 * Gotta be careful with a girl who rides a panther. you know what they say about girls who are into panthers? What do they say, Morty? That they're crazy.
 * Hey Rick, you think this guy could help me train my dogs? Yeah, Morty I bet he could. He looks like a real whisperer.
 * Hey Rick, you think he's got those dogs house broken? I don't think so, Morty. They look pretty wild.
 * Oh, this guy's got a reaaaal... Nose on him doesn't he Morty? Yeah he sure does. Got one hell of a nose.
 * Hey look we got a risoceros over here. What are you talking about? A risoceros? What did you say Morty? I said risoceros, right?
 * I guess this means Medusa's public domain, huh? Yeah, I think she's an old timey character from the olden days.
 * It's probably a good thing that she's ugly because, you know, you're not supposed to look at her, right? yeah, that's right Morty. You turn to stone, I believe.
 * Uh oh, Morty. It's the Meeseeks of Dota 2.
 * Hey Morty, this guy reminds me of you, you wanna know why? Why? Because there's five of them, and I've had five Mortys. That's canon.
 * It's just her and her dog. Just her and her dog against the world, you know? Morty, clearly that's a tiger. It's not a dog. Oh, wait is that a lion? No it's a wolf.
 * She's got that girl next door kind of look to her. Yeah, if the girl next door turned invisible, and rode around on a huge tiger or whatever that is.
 * You know you can't have too much water, Rick. Actually Morty, that's not true. There's a thing called hyper hydration.
 * Think the only reason they picked this guy is because, sub-consciously, they need to get a shower.
 * Hey boy Rick, I'm getting an eye-full over here. Morty, back up. Stop looking so closely, Morty.
 * Hey Rick, you think this guy raps? Because with a name like Nature's Prophet, sounds like a rapper to me. Yeah, a granola bar wrapper. Whoooah.
 * Gotta tell you Morty, if there's one character in this game who needs medical insurance, I think we found him. Yeah, this guy's a real mess.
 * Boy this beetle's got a one-track mind, and it's all about basketball.
 * Boy I hope the Knicks win this year of this guy's gonna get piiissed.
 * oh Morty, this guy's a great example of how luck is all you need in life. You don't have to be smart.
 * Hey is this guy in your class at school, Morty? Hey go easy on me, Rick. I'm in a normal class, okay?
 * Oh boy Morty, stay behind me. He can't damage intelligent people.
 * Hey Morty, is it just me or is this lady all blurry. It's all blurry on me. Nah, it's okay Rick. You got a few more drinks left in ya.
 * Oh my god, Rick. That bird's on fire. He's on fire. Oh that's horrible. Somebody needs to get in there and save him.
 * Morty this is what happens when people that don't know what they're doing start messing around with portal guns.
 * Hey Morty, check this guy out. Thinks he knows what he's doing messing with portals and stuff.
 * Why don't they just let the faerie dragons, y'know, live their life.
 * Hey Rick, did you know that there were faerie dragons? No, I never knew about that but here we have one, right here. It's a faerie dragon.
 * I think I just lost my appetite, Rick. Yeah, this guy really makes you think twice about eating meat.
 * Hey Morty, you know what we all have in common with Pugna? What? We all have skeletons inside of us. Every one of us.
 * Geez, Rick, this lady's really crazy, you know. She's all dressed all naked and wild and stuff. Yeah, I know Morty. I got dibs.
 * I like that he's comfortable wearing a dress, you know? Yeah me too Morty. I really gotta give this guy--I really gotta hand it to him.
 * There's only enough room for one Rock in this game, Morty. And it's me.
 * Morty, it says right here that he definitely likes to steal things. Oh great, what a Rubick.
 * He certainly likes to steal things that are, you know, not his. I'm referring to the spells.
 * I've got eremikaphobia. Google it. I'm freaking out over here.
 * Uh oh, we got ourselves a sand character Morty. I don't like sand Rick. I'm getting mad, Rick. Calm down, Morty. It's gonna be alright.
 * oh Morty, you don't want to get locked in one of this guy's holes. You'll get a fine case of PTSD.
 * Six six six Morty. Hail Satan. Ha ha ha, yeah, hail Satan.
 * This guy's gonna come after your soul Morty. He's coming after your soul. Oh geez, you gotta protect me, Rick.
 * Hey Rick, you know, every game needs a shaman type, you know. you gotta have your shaman.
 * Hey Morty you know why he's got those boards strapped across his ears like that? Why, Rick? Cuz he's sick of hearing your bullshit, Morty.
 * I guess taping wood to yourself is better than not having any armor at all. yeah you said it Morty.
 * Whoa Rick, check this guy out! He's got a lot going on for- Silencer, Morty!
 * Named after the thing I wish I could hear all the time: silence.
 * Dubba lub nub doo ra ka. Wubba lubba dub dub. Yeah, you said it, Rick.
 * Nubba lub dub rub. Whoa, Morty. this is a kid's game. Easy.
 * I think he's trying to catch something with that angler fish nodule on his face. He's trying to catch a break, Morty. Any way he can.
 * Hey Morty, you know what I like about this guy? He knows when to disappear. you could learn something from him Morty.
 * Who geez, who doesn't disappear in this game?
 * You know, reminds me of a pet piranha I once had Morty. His name was Roger. It's getting really specific. It's true Morty, it's a whole part of my backstory, I had a pet piranha named Roger. He was a good boy.
 * Hey, geez Rick, why does Santa Claus have all kinds of weapons and bombs and stuff? Because he's pissed Morty. You were a bad boy this year. Santa Claus is real.
 * I'm not so sure about this lady. Oh, finally drawing a line in the sand Morty?
 * Hey you know what you have in common with this guy, Rick? What's that Morty? You're always breaking my spirit, Rick.
 * Remember when you said I couldn't fly the ship? Well your broke my spirits on that one. Sorry Morty.
 * You know Morty, I gotta tell you, you could learn a lot from this character. Just be yourself, Morty. What are you talking about?
 * Hey Rick, I can't understand what this guy's talking about. yeah, Morty. I could make a device that would help me understand what he's saying, but it's beneath me.
 * He kind of looks sad, you know with those downturned horns and all. Morty, never judge a book by its cover. I saw that guy at a nightclub last weekend, he was going to town.
 * Oh these are my boys! Yeah! The Techies! Ho ho!
 * I used to hang out with guys like these. They knew how to party.
 * I don't think this guy would ever want to swap health with a guy like you if you catch my drift, oh! I'm in the prime of my life. I'm in the prime of my life, Morty.
 * Man, you know Morty, if this guy could trade a couple of those tentacles for a neck, he'd really be in business.
 * The last time I met somebody with this thick of a neck, uh... what? You got a punch line? No. I have a good setup though.
 * Ah Tinker, we meet again.
 * Me and Tinker we go way back Morty. What'd he look like before the exoskeleton? Like somebody you'd see at a bar.
 * Ah, Tinker, you old bastard. You made through the Glarflorpian Wars. Been too long.
 * Wow! Tinker! He finally finished that exoskeleton he was trying to build.
 * Hey you know what would be cool, Rick, is if they took this guy and they put him on our front lawn. Think about how nice that would look.
 * Within the hearts of tiny people lay the hearts of bigger people! Oh, color me inspired, Morty.
 * This shouldn't be allowed, Rick, a giant walking, talking tree. They gotta draw the line somewhere.
 * Oh, when is the government going to step in? These genetically modified Os are getting carried away.
 * You know first it was a little twig, but now look at this thing.
 * You know Rick, this guy probably had a nice tribe, and a bunch of tribes people. What a waste.
 * I like this guy's beanie hair. You know, he's got that beanie look. Oh, are they calling it beanie hair?
 * If you hang out with this guy, you're gonna sweat flavored snow cone Morty. The hell are you talking about, Rick?
 * Yeah, geez, I guess every game has to have a zombie now-a-days, huh?
 * I hope I don't end up like this guy, with a bunch of regrets and a giant tombstone.
 * Morty, I've never seen a more original character. It's a zombie whose got a giant tombstone. And then more zombies come out of that.
 * Morty if I could hire this guy as a bodyguard, I'd probably never see you again.
 * How many upset spirits are in this game? Yeah, I know, there's Vengeful Spirit, there's Revenge Spirit, Angry Spirit...
 * Geez Rick, this guy looks like one of those types of characters you'd see guarding a ladder in a platformer game. You know what I mean?
 * Oh, it's a snake-type character. I wonder if it's poisonous.
 * Oh boy there's a lot of snake people in this game. Yeah Rick but you gotta be careful because this snake's got some wings on him, know what I'm saying?
 * You know Morty there's a lot of things we could say about Visage, but I think the first thing that comes to mind is... Um... His bracelets. I love those bracelets.
 * Morty, where do you think he gets all those golems that he's summoning? Yeah, he's taking them away from their families and friends. No wonder they're so pissed.
 * You know Morty, a lot of western civilization wouldn't want to eat this guy, but I tell ya: it's good protein.
 * Geez, you know I wouldn't wanna find something like that under my mattress. That's where I keep this guy. He's under your mattress? I'm not even kidding: look. Oh my god!
 * Boy I've never seen a crazy monster wear a tiara before. I guess it's his birthday.
 * Morty, he may not look it but this is a real doctor. He cured me of my alcoholism. What are you talking about? You're still an alcoholic. What I mean is he made me care less about my alcoholism.
 * Hey Morty, this guy's beard is making me hungry for a breakfast croissant. Oh, geez, I see what you mean there.
 * Mark Twain looks pissed!

Killing Spree

 * Ugh, d-d-double kill.
 * Double kill. Ha ha, man.
 * Wubba lubba du duub!
 * Wubba lubba du duub!
 * Uh oh! Triple kill!
 * We should start calling this person Triple Kill, because they got a triple kill.
 * Oh! Triple kill!
 * Hooh! Looks like we got ourselves a triple kill here Rick. Morty, quit acting like a detective.
 * Riggity-riggity-rekt son!
 * Oh my gosh, it's an ultrakill!
 * Whoa! Ultrakill. I'm soooo impressed.
 * Morty I'm gonna combine us. Rady? Uhh ohhh it's an ultrakill.
 * Whoa thing got a little ultrakill here.
 * Oh geez! Oh geez! Rick, this is getting out of hand!
 * Oh that's as high as it goes Morty. He really did it, or she. They really did it.
 * It's a rampage! Rick! Rick! Ruh! Oohh! Morty! Morty! Take it easy buddy. Take it easy.
 * What?! Rampage?! Are you joking around with this? What's going on? You gotta relax Morty! You're gonna break the whole thing Morty.
 * They rampaged! It's a rampage! Morty, Morty, calm down morty. It's just a videogame. Relax.
 * Whoa! Rampage! Hoo! Hooo. Morty, Morty, uh, there's a time and a place
 * Morty it's just a rampage, alright? There's a lot bigger things to be concerned with Morty.
 * Pfft! Come on, I don't believe that happened for a second. I don't know, Rick, there's a lot of blood and body parts.
 * Oh boy. Killing spree.
 * Morty! Killing spree!
 * Morty watch out! It's a killing spree.
 * Oh geez! It's a killing spree!
 * Whoa! Initiating killing spree mode.
 * Hello? Can anyone hear me? It's a killing spree over here.
 * Killing spree whoaaa!
 * Whoa! Killing spree! Hoo!
 * Killing spree. There was a clipping issue. there was a hit detection issue.
 * Killing spree my ass.
 * Oh Killing spree. Everyone bow down. Accident. It wa an accident, I bet.
 * Oh geez. He's dominating!
 * Oh man, this guy's dominating. Rick!
 * He's dominating now. He's dominating.
 * Oh my god! Four! Four in a row. He's now dominating. He's dominating, Rick.
 * Oh! Not so fast Morty, cuz he just Megakilled. It's a megakill now.
 * Whoa. Megakill. He just megakilled.
 * Oh M-megakill!
 * Whoa! Megakill. Uh-oh. Megakill.
 * Oh Morty, uh oh! You better hold on to your hat because now it's a megakill. That's five, baby. Five. It's no accident anymore. This isn't an accident now.
 * Wait no, hold on, he's unstoppable.
 * Holy crap Rick, he's unstoppable.
 * Morty, who was that? I don't know. It was prettty tight.
 * Hey geez this is some wicked sick stuff Rick, because he just wicked sick sicked it. That's right.
 * Oh my gosh Morty! He's from Boston because he's wicked sick!
 * That's Rick-diculous.
 * Ah, Morty, can you smell it? The smell of freshly slaughtered bodies.
 * He monster killed!
 * Uh oh! Monster kill! Heads up!
 * Sometimes the monster kills they happen, you know Morty, you just gotta accept it.
 * Rick! Oh ho ho Morty, calm down. It's only a monster kill.
 * I'm marking this in my journal. This is a day to remember. There was a monster kill.
 * Whoa! Rick there's a monster kill just happened. This your first time seeing a monster kill?
 * Whoa! They're godlike!
 * they killed all these people Morty. That means they're godlike.
 * This is some godlike stuff.
 * Whoa! It's godlike time! Godlike!
 * Oh my god! It's god people Godlike! They're godlike.
 * These people are godlike people. They're godpeople!
 * Shit! Holy shit!
 * Holy shit!
 * Ready, Rick? We're only going to get to do this once: 1, 2, 3, holy shit!
 * He's super godlike, or beyond godlike I meant.
 * Woo! They're beyond godlike now! They're beyong godlike! Calme down Morty! No, I'm not gonna calm down. I'm pissed!
 * Oh geez. They went beyond godlike Rick. Calm down, it's okay? No, it's not okay. I'm getting mad. I'm getting angry about this.
 * Ownage. O w n a g e.
 * Oh ownage. h  o w n a g e.
 * Ownage! If you say it a bunch of times really fast it starts to not make any sense. Ownage! Ownage! Ownage!
 * Who does that crap? It should be against the rules.